With up to 20 new Pokémon being introduced into the Pokémon Sun & Moon follow-up game for the Nintendo Switch console, code-named Pokémon Stars, there is a lot of speculation about just what we may see. It isn’t hard to imagine that some of those may be Alolan forms for existing Pokémon, rather than brand new monsters.
Sticking to the Gen I-only rule, here are the 5 we (or just me) want to see:
1. Kingler
Things were simpler back when Pokémon first debuted; fans didn’t care that their giant grab didn’t have much differentiating it from something they’d find at any beach. A classic design sure—but in today’s crowded list of almost 1,000 Pokémon it just doesn’t stand out. I’d like to see a secondary type added so that we can have a decent Water-type crab Pokémon to catch in Alola.
Some interesting combinations could be Water/Ground and play up the sand burrowing aspect or even go Water/Fighting and give it some backstory with Crabrawler. I’m not even going to be too picky here; just throw us Kingler fans a bone GameFreak!
2. Primeape
Have you ever wondered how a coughed-up furball became a Pokémon? Yeah, us too. This Fighting-type Pokémon has never seemed very popular, but it’s a shame since its rather simplistic design could be modified for a much better and more distinct Alolan form.
One of the more unique ways GameFreak could adapt it to the island region is by covering it with moss. Sloths have moss growing in their fur, why not Primeape? With only 3 Grass/Fighting types it would have a much better chance to stand out.
Or just make it a furball… but on fire. That’d work too.
3. Hypno
No Alolan Hypno?! This was one of the biggest mistakes of Pokémon Sun & Moon and Stars will have to rectify this. Make its collar resemble a Hawaiian lei and make it a Psychic/Grass type. Predictable, but also perfectly Alolan.
Another cool idea would be to make this creepy Pokémon part Dark. There have always been some sinister undertones with Hypno (carrying off sleeping people, etc) and it’d be great to see more of that represented in its rather plain appearance.
4. Electrode
Beast Ball.
I don’t think there are any good arguments against this; it just needs to happen. A new type for it would be great too—something that makes it more unique than just plain Electric.
Muk, the moving pile of sludge, got a rainbow makeover, so it’s only fair that the Pokéball look-a-like gets one too, right?
5. Jynx
Long left alone because of Political Correctness reading into its design, this fetching lass needs a vacation from scrutiny. Where better than to hit the spa? Alola, of course!
Many of you have seen the fan rendition of her Alolan form, complete with a coconut bra, and it doesn’t seem like a bad idea.
Or something else that would totally surprise people and give her more of a personality outside of the controversy she’s normally known for. There’s plenty of places to go with a long, flowing gown as any Project Runway fan could tell you.
Hope you enjoyed the list and I can’t wait to hear YOUR top 5 down in the comments below!
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Finally got all Synchro Abras ready. Time to start my team. I hope I don’t take too long finding Salandit. Also renamed my Festival Plaza to “Bizarre Bazaar” which is now Lv 36. Sophocles keeps offering me terrible stuff so I’ve just been racking up Pearls instead. Most of my clothes come from copying others but I keep seeing stuff I want and they won’t offer me them which is annoying.
You can make them your VIP to ensure that they come back. The item they recommend changes each day.
I keep getting the message that it failed when I do that. I’ll keep trying though.
8 days remain in our Switch pursuit. I will post an Animal Crossing song every day in hopes that a new game will be announced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdptabk1Lz8
I was listening to this track just now. This is my hope for the 12th.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_mA0qXcqYs
I spent hours listening to this video last year. I can’t wait until they finally release a clearer version without those background noises. I fully believe this will be a launch title and then launch on the Wii U a little later.
Honestly for how minimal I expect the BotW OST to be, it sounds phenomenal.
piano ♪ヾ( ♥_♥)ノ♪
fucking slavedriver
Can I point out he gives you a house for free? Like you get a house suddenly and you dont even have to pay for it. You wont be penalized for not paying off the debt.
house Schmouse
I wanna chop down trees and build my own cabin or in my case, fucking mooch a house out of a dumb gullible neighbor
Then people would call him evil for not just giving you a house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWC9V2qH-8
I see your solid cartoon, and raise you an undertale punfest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYFHeab053w
well that eskullated quickly
THAT’S IT
*Pulls you into a dusty cartoony beat-em-up cloud*
turns out I have a knife
i have a gun
a gun isnt much use when there is a knife in you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSw1OgD8Rc
hmm….How about Canadian Earthen doing a sans voice that pissed off the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aUARXevQCo
I love Brental Floss but it actually did piss me off 😛
Its a shame too because the voice of Sans actually said he was kinda sorry about it. Pretty much BF didn’t give him a lot of direction on what voice to use, or what voice people liked for sans, so he went for the one he used on his live streams, which his fans did get a kick out of for how enjoyable bad it was, given he played sans more as forcing his puns like he was saying dad/uncle jokes. He’s actually a pretty good VA, but he likes playing with peoples expectations, like Giving Pearls from Ace Attorney the deepest voice he could muster.
whats wrong with it? isn’t it supposed to be comedy?
People generally agree that Sans voice should be deep, and having a more grading nasley voice pissed people off.
oh does the sans character have a canon voice sound?
Sorta. its a very low sound when his text is coming through, which usually hints at a deep voice.
oh I mean, sure. But people have issues if thats what they get mad over. Its just a video that BF took time and effort to make and show people for enjoyment.
Yeah, that’s true, but people took their precious time to watch it, and if they felt that the product is bad its their right to complain as well. Its like when a costumer complains that a cook messed up their meal. It doesn’t matter if it took an hour to make it; if the cook messed it up then they have every right to complain and demand a refund.
Also as I said the VA openly said that BF game him virtually no direction, so that is kind of on him for him not giving a good performance.
:/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHxPpm00OqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgg3j50Xbfk
Windwaker style HD remake of all the Mother games please
Yeah, that would be nice, but It’ll never happen for multiple reasons. Really theirs not enough of a demand for it, Itoi wouldn’t likely be involved, people would complain why this got a remake over virtually anything else. Heck I’d sooner believe that we see a digital collection of the .Hack series then ever seeing them remade at this point, let alone seeing mother 3 released on the VC.
Windwaker HD remake of red and blue. I could actually see this happening lol
Someone at Nintendo is going to be dead if that happens and I will be in prison
TBH Wind waker style is the direction I see GF going with graphics.
nononononononononononononononononoonnononon
Would you rather have more realistic graphics? Cartoon-y graphics are sorta required for this kinda stuff I’d imagine to keep some the pokemon designs intact. They’d look really really odd in a game with realistic graphics.
I guess I mean more like BotW. Not so short and stubby, but still cartoony.
noonnoon nooonono noonnnoo noononoo nnonnnnn noonooon noonoooo
1011
Why not stay with the Ken Sugimori? art style that their going with now? Like if you mean going for a cellshaded look, I’m all for it, but it seems unnecessary to abandon the whole art-style.
I mean I don’t see why sugimori art style and wind waker style couldn’t coexist. I don’t mean cell-shaded per se, but I mean good-ish graphics without becoming too realistic. Where do you see them going in terms of graphics in the future?
Honestly? I haven’t the slightest clue. I’d say that no matter what they’ll always make sure that what ever they go with complements the designs of pokemon, which will pretty much always stay with the same art style since its pretty iconic at this point. But again i’ve got no clue.
I don’t really mean art style wise, I mean graphics wise. I don’t really see where they’re going to go from SM style graphics, but I guess we’ll find out.
Yeah. I don’t know either, mainly because I don’t know really how well the Switch will do or what Nintendo’s really planning to do with it. But we’ve spoken enough on that subject.
I could only guess that maybe it would look something like Nino Ku ni?(I think that was how it was spelled), though again who really knows.
Oh, that’s sorta what I was going for with the WW style, but yours is more on point there. xD
Im still hoping for F-Zero
I’ve honestly never played much F-Zero at all, but you better believe I would if they made a new one.
so the mario/Rabbids RPG is called Rabbids Mushroom Kingdom Battle! The game is set in the Mushroom Kingdom with the Rabbids dimensions invading it. Most of the enemies will be evil/warped Rabbids.
Oh my fracking god JUST END THE RABBIDS JUST END THEM
the first 2 games where fun as hell but now they’re driving them into the fucking ground
I rather they tank Ray-man but not Mario, MARIO CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE FAILURE
So is it a Mario and Luigi RPG game or not?
no its not at all. its more a strategic rpg
Thank God. Paper jam was bad enough
Guys THIS MUSIC reminds me of what I want to see on the switch.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=85AB1p6wpaY
HOW IS THIS WHOLE GAME’S SOUNDTRACK AN EMBARRASSMENT?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTrj6pp1qpU
HOW IS THIS WHOLE GAME AN EMBARESSMENT?
wimpy
Now THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc
IS THE MUSIC OF THE PEOPLES!
While we’re all posting music, can we all agree that this soundtrack is fantastic?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm3vYHmVGts
Burnet is the best. Kukui is real lucky
Alright what about DIS SWEET AND SEXY GROOVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MbxCN8ZSFo
Ooh, that sounds pretty nice. Reminds me of DKC (which I guess was sorta intended). When does this game release again (and more important are they sticking with Wii U or are they going to switch)?
They canceled the Wii u Version but its no problem for me
i honestly wanted it on the Xbone
But switch?
Switch is confirmed to have Yooka Laylee on it
Ok, good. That’s what I’ll go for then if I pick it up.
Grant Kirkhope is a god
I just found an amazing song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsno3KXqwI
I found this band through adventure time and im obsessed with this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmoOe2efP4A
Sounds like a good song but I’m not into those calm music.
They are what keep me sane really
ok i wanted to take this to here. I personally feel like it would be unnatural for them to add new alolan forms, kanto pokemon that can’t be found in alola maybe could get them in stars but it would make no sense to give pokemon like lapras primeape or taurus for example, alolan forms
Yeah like it should be pokemon not found the Sun and Moon dex if they are going to do more
Dewgong
sure why not. but yeah i dont think that you can just throw in new alolans. i feel like it would only make sense if there is new areas in stars. but then again, how can there be more to alola? its a set of four islands, there can just magically be new islands
its pokemon
I wished there would be some sort of Hula Jynx form, or some Traditional Hawaiian Dancer Mr Mime.
Music is being posted so here is my favorite songs from my favorite games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhFHJMVfiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc5YFrh8mVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itQ94NuNVjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP-AAlZlCkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI9QzlD_sm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXEnAuzjgKU
HOW COULD I FORGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpl9knR0wlA
My favorite undertale and HGSS tracks:
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=ruins%20undertale&sm=1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oTlT8Z693ek (anime version cuz it’s better)
Oh what could have been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJugYLhxxRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBUIM880dz8
I’ve seen you post this before, I really like it!
http://i.imgur.com/GabTbyN.jpg
Best: Korrina
Best Designed: Valerie
Worst: The rest of them
RAMOS IS BEST
he’s the grass one right?
Yup. You know they weren’t good when you can’t even remember them lol
actually, I love half of the kalos gym leaders, I just forgot his name
Damn, not only is that awesome art, but I’m just thinking about post-game teams surrounding them…in a post-game Kalos region…
That moment when a fan SM version is better than the official version from its own gen
Oh yeah, the original Kalos Gym Leader theme sucks. Worst in the franchise.
It was pulled off really well somehow in the Pokemon Symphonic Evolutions show. Was surprised they did it
;_;
I want to see it again so badly
I want to see it for the first time so badly.
I’m still mad at myself for FORGETTING SERIOUSLY WHY?!
oh we posting music… well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4udaaXYGJs
gen 4 remakes when?
2018 for switch
boi i’d be the glob damn conductor of the hype train
What about this underrated classic. I love the Jazz of Sinnoh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qteowg4-D-c
everything was jazz lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agVe1Iqwois
RIP Purple link never forget
Ok seriously, I’m going to say it once and screencap it for an awesome I TOLD YOU SO monment.
The switch is going to release on MAR10
I think everyone is guessing MAR10, but its rumored to be March 17th
Oh really? Everyone I’ve heard is predicting the 17th, not the 10th. xD
because of LKD
BotW is a launch title tho 🙂
But is Mario still a rumored launch title? BotW won’t sell as many consoles as Mario would, they need to capture that audience as well.
Also, YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
why cant we have both. i dont see the issue i think having two fandoms would boost more sales
Of course we could have both, that’d be optimal, but personally I see one or the other at launch, I don’t think nintendo would launch two triple A franchises on day 1.
Also, if the switch pre-orders sell out, I’ll be honestly pretty happy. I really really want to get one in, but if the hype and support are that high, then it’ll make me really excited for the future and success of the console. As long as I somehow get one at launch. xD
Seriously.. y’all go play Cave Story. It’s free. Just get the english patch. It’s so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtxp70tVHyM
I still can’t defeat Ballos with non-hacked HP amount even though I know how to do it.
I’m probably going to have to restart from the beginning so I can have my life pot during the hell segment and not waste it on the Core fight
Time to visit Malco again in-game!
Also I played on Cave Story Plus because I enjoy switching between the Wii and 3DS music remasters…
I prefer the originals. I am hoping it will go on sale on the 3Ds though because I would love to have it on the go. Maybe we will get a switch port
Oh, if you used it on Core (though not “Undead” Core), you can get another one from Jenka.
Oh no it was the undeadcore
Well… in that case… 🙂
I guess Misery will have to supply you with refills…
mildly frustrating
http://i.imgur.com/rzf6w1g.png
Who is that handsome fellow with the Red Rat icon
Probably a really rad guy
seems like one
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cda70e9eb271dcb43cbc18ffcfb1d0d3a271d00de9e0a697af6b92b8ec8cb1b8.gif
Those typing skills tho
Everybody hates me 🙁
*Hurls a bottle*
Probably a really rad guy
I dont trust u
But we love to hate you so that’s gotta mean something right?
damn idk if i should be here anymore *packs bag*
You’ll be back….. they always come back ?
or i tell the mods to perma ban me 😉
;_;
… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1c9a987878e8be114d0b695f8b993a0e1fd8be849371e487fdb5f3734c7a0672.jpg
http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_o18er81vZy1uiiv2do5_500-1453309650.gif?quality=.8&height=215&width=500
Not on my watch!
I wouldnt dare, i love this place. its my only way of socializing
I second this for myself
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Step-Brothers-Did-we-just-become-best-friends.gif
😀
Same since I got a new job in rarely get to talk to other people that share my interest.
BUT THE SWITCHMAS DISCUSSIONS
I don’t! Mainly cause everyone hates me
Everyone relax, we hate you both equally
i hate u the most
Impossible none of you compare to the vastness that is my hatred
You have no idea…
you really have no idea
Let him see the real you!
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a7307304eb026e93379e9b8a139528c50c78425f65a1401cdab436a1a63b7c9c.gif
I am destruction! 😀
yea to my heart
the hell is that?
a spooky hamster?
what no its a skeleton from a stupid little game i made
You’re so lucky that you’re good at making games. I’ve been working on a game for a club at school since august. I’ve been assigned to make the UI and I just can’t do it.
Good? Lol oh honey no
I wanna play the games.
dont expect much. Made it in a weekend.
https://starstorm.itch.io/the-ancient-cave-ld36
only game I’m proud of
I’d be glad to have your skill anyday. I suck incredibly at this. SINCE AUGUST TO CODE A STUPID START BUTTON
Jesus Christ… are you using Unity?
Yes and I SUCK AT IT! I’m only good at C++ and I was dumped into this club expecting me to know C#.
Okay um, whats the issue with it? can I get a build maybe to look at it?
Possibly. I’m testing on a seperate build than the actual game so I can know how to do it before I screw up all of the progress. But I don’t have it on me right now, and I thought you only knew unityscript.
human? Might as well change your avatar to a legendary dark type now.
No tea no shade. All love, this made me choke from laughing
idk what is real anymore
You’ll be ok human
YES I AM ALSO HUMAN AND I THINK THIS HUMAN WILL BE OKAY
But how else will you know what payroll software to choose?!
Also glad I’m not the only one, it just started today for me.
i dont have that
Hmmm 10 unique wall designs, Troll Amethyst? The Bill Cipher Statue? so this is what you do in your spare time
http://imgur.com/a/WTeR8
https://vine.co/v/iL6gHQXFdD9
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g94WEacdPD_m3E_TWleicwTXIx2NZU8En7_sIuOQv0w/edit
Space Dorito
I dont know why I bookmarked that honestly
Dang I should’ve typed in some weird kinky stuff in the other tabs
I have all my porn sites bookmarked (and by category)
what categories are listed?
For science of course
body parts, type of fluids, detachment from society
the norms
ears, grape fanta, me, yeah I relate
you nasteh
bee movie r34…
Why is that going around what started all this bee movie talk anyway?
It’s a new meme
Oh that sounds like something I might like to be apart of
xD
Barry X Vanessa
Bee movie was on a porn site
? WHY!!!????
Wynaut?
science
And what profound advances were made!
I mean who hears Jerry Sienfeld’s voice coming out of a bee and not just start fapping
It’s erotic BEEyond BEElief
f-fluids..?
i can safely and graphically reassure every type of bodily fluid has a respected category
you nasteh
What are you my driver’s license?
Probably blood… but the wrong kind
I’m hoping its just fruit punch….
fruit punch r34, of course
looked it up….saw mostly MLP……..
DOn’t look up aeromorphs
Damn that’s one sexy fuselage
Zero clue why that exists
well there exist machanophillia where people have banged their cars…..
I don’t doubt it…. After I saw a certain something
Grape Fanta
(ok like I haven’t had Grape Fanta in years and I really want some)
Im not sure if this a kid friendly site sometimes
Ehh 50/50 on that
It’s the internet what can you do?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34_(Internet_meme)
Ask not what the internet can do for you, but what you can do for the internet
http://www.keepcalmstudio.com/_gallery/300/1lb45wg.png
Well, my nut sack holds grenades so
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4Licensing_Corporation
I mean….. being 4kids isn’t always good
at least they stopped telling us that Melissa Maccarthy was dead
I see me!
Me today, having watched Rogue one
Me: Wait… they used an octopus as a lie detector and it basically probed that guys ear… does this mean …. considering one of the octopus’ arms is its dick…
Friend: Nope.. nope.. nope
Me: THIS TAKES NUTTING IN THE EAR TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!!! WHO THE FUCK GREEN LIT THIS SHIT!? (Going on a rant on why hentai is not okay)
Hated the ending
I knew that would happen..
BUT WHY THE OCTOPUS!? THERE WAS ZERO NEED FOR IT!
I hope there’s a sequel
That scene was super confusing, I don’t even really get the point. I bet it had more to it that was cut in the end.
Its a lie detector…. thats all that is said …. but who wants to get probed in the ear by a octopus (that may or may not be shoving its penis in your ear)
It just seemed sorta out of place and pointless. Bodhi just snapped out of it soon after
It just seemed really weird
Disney, I see you with that fetishplay, you can’t hide that shit
Somebody was having a little too much fun there lol
wait i dont remember that
I DONT REMEMBER THAT EXPLAIN?
Can I just say I love every single one of you. We are like a family who wants to kill each other everyday. That’s the true meaning of this site… family
LOVE YOU TOO RAD GUY
Star can we like make a game together. And make millions and start a fandom
COUNT ME IN I CAN MAKE A UI
CAN I BE A MEMELORD OF SORTS!?
WE’LL PUT YOU IN THE CREDITS FOR MORAL SUPPORT
we will put every single backer on the credits
xD
Can we still call it Jade Jungle?
NO EVEN BETTER
Jade jungle U
Super Jade Jungle U exclusive pre-order bonus triple double dog dare ultra edition with Serebii DLC
With knuckles
SpectralSeraph Alolan form confirmed?
Let’s all get amiibo of ourselves that give minimal rewards
Tap the Star amiibo to make the in-game StarStorm character question all reality causing her unable to move
Tap the Ithsme amiibo and get a hat that has a ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Use the SpectralSeraph amiibo to change the background music to a remix but with gulps
Tap the Govnah Amiibo to crash ur game.
It will be about a rag tag group of Pokejungle users who meet in real life and get really awkward because we realize how weird we all are so we just go home.
WITH BLLLAAAAAAASSSTTT PPPROOOOCCCESSSSINGGGG
Not to mention 3d
4k
4D with a scratch and sniff screen?
Yeah and VR
What else do we need to include?
microtransactions they can’t get all they want
And a remaster with microtransactions
And make sure the game subtlety rips off another game
Boom, GOTY
Shadow of the Jade Jungle Colossus
Don’t forget to add
“Call Of Duty” to the title to attract the younger generation of people and cancersnaks
Call of the Jade Jungle: Colossus
Origins Edition
and knuckles
Rated T
for Toddlers
Or tuna
Rated T for trash, like this game
More like my life! Give me five me! I just roasted myself!
Anyone got a fire extinguisher? I need to put these burns out
Self deprication is truly the most classy of all humor
Top tier
….Just like Braixen from “never was good outside of arcades” pokken
It really bothers me how they never brought those chars to Wii U. They spent all that time developming them and they could have a bunch of money if they released them as DLC
Especially Empoleon… feeling salt from taht one
Let’s also make it a mobile title just for the real hardcore gamers
Add “Go” to the end of it too
Overpriced DLC and timed exclusivity to the switch
Yes
A really laggy engine
Best engine
jade jungle is still a thing? didnt people like lickitung and noivern work on that too?
Yeah, a bunch of others and I tried to make that long ago, but then it sorta fell apart.
Mighty No. 9 looking at you
thats the reason the game was delayed so long.
they had to proof read every single line
Also all effort went from graphics, level design, mechanics and all the stuff that makes a game good… went into the credits.
Worth the 2 mil or however much money went into it
YES!
Let’s do it http://i.imgur.com/OOdWHJa.gif
thats Nintendo is 2 months
I love you too Star I love all of you yes even Earthen
I LOVE YOU MORE:D
(Wat is wrong with me)
Love you too in the friend way or brother way
Love me in a rat way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fg-dQxQOEs
I was going to insert the ohana quote but that’s cheesy.
Love you all here, you all give me the comforts of friendship that life doesn’t.
Ur my best switch buddy
:’)
Welp… I inserted
“Make the lorax movie a meme” on my new years resolution list… how am I going to go about this
I love that movie
I saw it three days ago again
Too late bud
LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE
IT MUST BE MEME
Pretty sure it sorta is, at least in the way that the bee movie was
But I mean MORE meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NemftIPoXXg
Oh I’ve seen this beautiful piece of work
¯_(ツ)_/¯
😀
there’s a song that taught me one important thing
When i do something bad
I know i can always be. WORSE >:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp3Iy06NYaw
This right here is EXACTLY what I was reffering to
I don’t know, this song feels meme worthy
There was a prophecy… one day all of the onclers will mysteriously disappear. Few will remain, until the day the meme rises and they will reappear
Let us make it happen
But those were just kid’s stories… were they?
No… no they were not
My actual brain activity last night
Me: Know whats great? CANDYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Theres that kind, that kind, that kind… what if there’s no heaven and a fade into the dark abyss of nothingness and never feel again?
you tripping dawg?
Nope, just fucked mentally, emotionally, and possibly genetically
you trippin
.. I don’t know anymore
newly found best friend r u ok
I’ve never been okay other newly found best friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfr6IeNXiIQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SGYmf5xo9ZM
YOU SON OF A BITCH RIGHT IN MY HAND I WAS GONNA POST
I knew I had to act fast.
NOW LISTEN CLOSELY
https://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/Super-Smash-Bros-Wii-U-King-Dedede-6.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVv6HSjkb5Y
This speaks to gladion on a spiritual level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThiH1jXVT1M
I thought this was the… other daddy song
they got their body from their daddy
Oh my god
His hands are hilarious
ITHSME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6P3SMYSAnA
Joycon/10 would watch
Anime was a mistake except for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9oXE6riFOE
okay so since I have randomly become obsessed with Wicked… I just like to imagine Lusamine sings this to the player or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_uM8bUnlGQ
I was obsessed with the shrek the musical soundtrack my junior year
Well Elphoba is green too
Everyone knows these broadway plays are full of subliminal subtex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rqv7QrFhU
This… the memories
forever tainted
Just like my opinion of…
And I’m not going there
of what Seraph? Of what?
Taints?
Heheh….
I’m part of the Vocaloid fandom star…. my opinion of life is tainted…once you enter its a spiraling downhill path of zero return (Hey! Just like my life!)
Vocaloid more like Voca-butt lol thats top tier comedy a real knee slapper
I’m actually being serious…. some of that shit gets bad
How bad, senpai?
……………………There is a reason I know what “Boku No Pico” is
A very unwilling reason….
Things I’d LOVE to forget
Ohhhh Boku No Pico… I still need to watch that some day
Thats just the tip of the musical fuckery iceberg that sank my titanic mind
u know whats funny. its not even a joke this is how it truly is
subtext like how Elphaba and Glinda totally should’ve been girlfriends
Speaking of musicals, grease is on TV and I’m now in a bad mood cause grease sucks major ass
Never actually seen it
Ahhhhh, a web advertisement for bleach. My laptop must really know my desires huh? 😀
The anime or the holy water?
Maybe, but it was an advertisement for bleach none the less!
I must really want to know about skin products then
I bathe myself in the blood of defeated Tapu Leles that my Araquanid makes, its good for the skin
Hot singles are in my area
http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/singles.png
(Licks own lips)
Welp, people tell me to f**k myself….
Jk jk
“I would if I could” – a gif from some movie I dont know
Maybe a song?
Yes let’s sing
GO FUCK YOURSELF THEY SAID
I SAID… I WOULD IF I COULD
(Unce)
Lets get a full choir in on this
All of dem
YO YO
ALL THE BOY AND THE GIRLS IN THE CHOIR
SERAPH AND STAR ON THE MIC
WE MIXING RAP WITH A CHOIR I SUPPOSE
I HAVEN’T RHYMED ANYTHING
…
YOOOOO
Wait…
(Gets on team skull grunt outfit)
My body is ready
i cant write rap lyrics
Neither can I , so be prepared for either absolute gold and perfection, or a cringefest
another opportunity to bring up Bo Burnham! mwahahhaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuF6CpML3IQ
Welp…
Shall I unleash my trash mixtape or nah?
Sure!
5 minutes later
http://i2.wp.com/media.globalnews.ca/videostatic/140/199/2016-05-03T21-33-42.566Z–1280×720.jpg?w=670&quality=70&strip=all
Damn, okay prepare to cringe
Yooooooooooooooooooo
It’s ya boi seraph and ya girl star!
Stick with us and we’ll take you far
High than the clouds, to fuckin outer space
Hold onto ya ass cuz this gonna be ace
Stereotypes say a white boy can’t rap
But here I am blowing up like shrap..
nulll
Call me Gladion, I got type nullll
I rhymed a word with itself, got an issue?
Go cry to mam,we ain’t got no tissues!
This rap here causing a lot of cringe
But to bad, cause WE OFF THE HINGE
Boom (I want to die)
*lyrical part*
Ooooooooooohh Seraph wants to die and
ooooooooooohh Low key so do I
But I say that ironically, please dont take it literally
but Ooooooooohh We wanna die
(Dabs)
The question was…. how fire was this
a small kitchen fire easily dealt with using baking soda
Fuk
Its better then the Rap/poem I once wrote about…. nvm
Eh, I’ll be a rapper someday under the name Shaquineisha Sharudium
More like Shaquineisha SHATarudium
THESE ARE THE JOKES
YEAH BOI
Always start the day with a shot of bleach
*SSSSHHHHHNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
You kiddin? I guzzle a couple gallons down
you’re a ghost you don’t have organs
So are you a giant rock monster Earthen? Is Ithsme a bird? Am I physically attractive?
All of the above except for that last point
Wow Ithsme can’t you tell I was fishing?
Yeah you really set yourself up there
Lol it was a joke I’m a sexy bitch.
that was also a joke
😛
I agreed to being a ghosty
i constantly change forms
I’m a dead birb
i am an Elemental barbarian
Ithsme changes his identity every so often
and you’re….maybe like a 6.5 out of 10
maybe a full body shot i dunno
If you haven’t noticed, I’ve been a bird pokemon since like July, so I’m pretty much full bird now.
i honestly don’t pay attention (not to be offensive)
i just go by colors and shapes and trying to remember if i hate you or just in between
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/55646d4d74cd2aa24f4a2c7d7e1d4b0fad846091ec7405f6e1d03d842a9b1b7f.png
shit i mispelled trash
Exactly
https://twitter.com/terrycrews/status/816660475668729856
Huh
Doomfist is the funniest name ever to me. Perfectly edgy
Yeah. Its the perfect name for the character when you read into the horrible things he’s done, and the fact that their’s like three of them.
Sounds like a ten year old’s fanfiction character
instant main
I sorta feel like this is looking way too much into this.
But it’s a tweet from his own twitter. Kinda seems like the writing’s on the wall at this point.
Oh, that makes all the difference. Hadn’t noticed lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FfTA0CxATU
DOUBLE FIST POWWWWWWEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
this is the cutest thing ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00hf2TbesBY
alright i think i’ve had enough memery for one night
before i go
please enjoy this picture of a fat naked Italian
http://i.imgur.com/bkLBe8G.gif
balls
Enjoyed naked fat italian ✔
Oh I will
Italian girls love to eat
And I VICE VERSA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
you in the club and this guy steals yo girl what do you do
http://i.imgur.com/vaRdF1N.gif
Get the fireflower
This is a pretty cool list, personally i’d like to see Alolan forms of
-Wigglytuff
-Dewgong
-Nidoran line
-Vileplume
-Dodrio
Of course there are a few others that would be interesting to see as well
I would just like to see the Eruption Pokemon in the game… as we are on a Hawaii region.
Alolan vileplume could be a great grass/fire type if they say it started hanging around volcanoes.