Top 5 New Alolan Forms We Need in Pokémon Stars

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With up to 20 new Pokémon being introduced into the Pokémon Sun & Moon follow-up game for the Nintendo Switch console, code-named Pokémon Stars, there is a lot of speculation about just what we may see. It isn’t hard to imagine that some of those may be Alolan forms for existing Pokémon, rather than brand new monsters.

Sticking to the Gen I-only rule, here are the 5 we (or just me) want to see:

1. Kingler

Things were simpler back when Pokémon first debuted; fans didn’t care that their giant grab didn’t have much differentiating it from something they’d find at any beach. A classic design sure—but in today’s crowded list of almost 1,000 Pokémon it just doesn’t stand out. I’d like to see a secondary type added so that we can have a decent Water-type crab Pokémon to catch in Alola.

Some interesting combinations could be Water/Ground and play up the sand burrowing aspect or even go Water/Fighting and give it some backstory with Crabrawler. I’m not even going to be too picky here; just throw us Kingler fans a bone GameFreak!

2. Primeape

Have you ever wondered how a coughed-up furball became a Pokémon? Yeah, us too. This Fighting-type Pokémon has never seemed very popular, but it’s a shame since its rather simplistic design could be modified for a much better and more distinct Alolan form.

One of the more unique ways GameFreak could adapt it to the island region is by covering it with moss. Sloths have moss growing in their fur, why not Primeape? With only 3 Grass/Fighting types it would have a much better chance to stand out.

Or just make it a furball… but on fire. That’d work too.

3. Hypno

No Alolan Hypno?! This was one of the biggest mistakes of Pokémon Sun & Moon and Stars will have to rectify this. Make its collar resemble a Hawaiian lei and make it a Psychic/Grass type. Predictable, but also perfectly Alolan.

Another cool idea would be to make this creepy Pokémon part Dark. There have always been some sinister undertones with Hypno (carrying off sleeping people, etc) and it’d be great to see more of that represented in its rather plain appearance.

4. Electrode

Beast Ball.

I don’t think there are any good arguments against this; it just needs to happen. A new type for it would be great too—something that makes it more unique than just plain Electric.

Muk, the moving pile of sludge, got a rainbow makeover, so it’s only fair that the Pokéball look-a-like gets one too, right?

5. Jynx

Long left alone because of Political Correctness reading into its design, this fetching lass needs a vacation from scrutiny. Where better than to hit the spa? Alola, of course!

Many of you have seen the fan rendition of her Alolan form, complete with a coconut bra, and it doesn’t seem like a bad idea.

Or something else that would totally surprise people and give her more of a personality outside of the controversy she’s normally known for. There’s plenty of places to go with a long, flowing gown as any Project Runway fan could tell you.

Hope you enjoyed the list and I can’t wait to hear YOUR top 5 down in the comments below!

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1,067 thoughts on “Top 5 New Alolan Forms We Need in Pokémon Stars”

  1. All gen 1 though? Barf. We need Luna moth alolan volcarona. And not just because I’m biased. From kanto we need an Alolan form for starmie.

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  5. I think any new Alolan forms would have to be Pokemon that were unobtainable in Sun & Moon so that it’s easier to cram them into the canon. Primeape and Hypno already exist in Sun & Moon and can be captured, so it would be hard to explain how they experienced a form change so quickly between versions (unless stars is set a long way in the future).

    Jynx, Kingler and Electrode would be OK though. I think Alolan Arbok or Vileplume would be cool. Both have patterns that could be changed and neither was awarded a mega in Gen VI.

    Lickitung would also be cool. It used to be one of my favourite pokemon but it seems a little bland now after 6 generations, and Lickilicky was a waste of an evolution IMO. It could become furry and look more like a jungle anteater, maybe becoming Fighting or Ground type.

    Lastly Dewgong is a pretty plain and boring pokemon which has been left alone since it was introduced. Could be time to offer it a lifeline. Maybe its horn grows longer in Alola and conducts electricity? Could become an Ice/Electric type.

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    • rocky shores of Alola dewgong needed to break the rocks with its horn so as time went one the horn grew bigger and much stronger, maybe that could lead to water/steel or a water/rock maybe it gets a rock like Armour around its horn and body

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  8. I think I can agree with these picks. Not sure I agree with the typings that were chosen, but the Pokemon themselves could use Alolan forms. lol

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  11. The Hypno one really got me thinking about a shaman-esque design, perhaps with markings all over its body and a bone hat. It could even live among colonies of Marowak. A psychic/dark type or even a dark/grass, heck even something with the ghost typing could work

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  12. Ugh I hate it when I get into trouble that I didn’t have any intentions for at all but ended up getting into due to an anonymous person claiming that. Some people purposely want to ruin your day :/

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  13. all of these are extremely unlikely
    and half of them are part grass, lame and unexplained

    very few Pokemon of gen 1 left don’t need to have stupid Alolan forms especially if they’re totally going to give the finger to actual logic (looking at you Raichu)

    i only had one idea and that involved Vileplume being Grass/Flying because their petals got bigger and thinner letting them parachute on air breezes to be closer to the sun and spread their spores better
    and after years of practice and evolution Vileplume of the Alola region learnt how to whisk into the air and even learn some flying attacks

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  14. I’d love to see Gen II Alolan forms.

    Bug/Fighting Ledyba, Rock/Grass Sudowoodo, Ground/Poison Quagsire, Normal/Fairy Ursaring (to combat Bewear). Those would be great!

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  16. I still want to see Alolan Parasect, with morellul growing on its back as a bug/fairy type that evolves from normal paras when leveled up with morellul in the party.

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  18. Honestly I knew Jynx was going to be here. However when I made a comment similar to it I sort of got an argument going on it being racist but whatever. No need to dwell in the past or my own personal feelings.

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  19. Here are the Pokemon and their complete evolution lines that already have Alolan forms:

    Rattata –> Raticate (Dark/Normal)
    Sandshrew –> Sandslash (Ice/Steel)
    Vulpix (Ice) –> Ninetales (Ice/Fairy)
    Diglett –> Dugtrio (Ground/Steel)
    Meowth –> Persian (Dark)
    Geodude –> Graveler –> Golem (Rock/Electric)
    Grimer –> Muk (Poison/Dark)

    Here are the Pokemon that will get Alolan forms and/or at least ones with Alolan forms whose pre-evolutions will get Alolan forms in Pokemon Stars:

    Alolan Ekans –> Alolan Arbok (type yet to be revealed)
    Alolan Pichu –> Alolan Pikachu –> Alolan Raichu (Electric/Psychic)
    Alolan Paras –> Alolan Parasect (Bug/Fairy)
    Alolan Mankey –> Alolan Primeape (type yet to be revealed)
    Alolan Growlithe –> Alolan Arcanine (Water)
    Alolan Exeggcute –> Alolan Exeggutor (Grass/Dragon)
    Alolan Cubone –> Alolan Marowak –> (Fire/Ghost)
    Alolan Koffing –> Alolan Weezing (Fire)
    Alolan Mantyke –> Alolan Mantine (Water/Ground)

    Some of the Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, and Kalos Pokemon that had not yet appeared in the Alola Pokedex will get Alolan forms in Pokemon Stars.

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    • no. You should have put “heres what I think will get alolan forms in stars” instead of what you put because you’re making it seem like its a fact and people are going to drag you for it

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    • “Will get” Give us 50 links proving this or else you’ll be kidnapped by rogue tomato thieves on their way to Interior Moldova wearing rubber masks and kicking rabid petunias.

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  21. The Article:
    1) No. Boring.
    2) Okay
    3) Okay
    4) NO!
    4) God no! Anything but that! Turning a Pokemon that is already be accused of being a stereotype into a stereotypical hula girl would not go over well…

    My “Top Five”?

    1) Either Belossom, or the entire Oddish Line. Make Bellossom Grass/Fire (with red hibiscus blossoms) or Grass/Fairy (with sea hibiscus blossoms)

    2) Shellder and Cloyster to finally make good of the lore that it supposedly looks different in other parts of the world. Beautiful, tropical shells, extremely hard so that it can be Water/Steel

    3) Poison/Water Ekans/Arbok sea snakes would be cool…

    4) I want Hypno to be dark/Fairy, it’s a creepy, child-stealing goblin, that screams dark/fairy

    5) “Pure” forms of all the fossil Pokemon, revived following an improved method giving them the types:

    Kabuto – unchanged, design and stats different
    Omanyte: Water/Steel
    Aerodactyl: unchanged, but modelled after its Mega Evo
    Lileep: Grass/Water
    Anorith: Bug/Water
    Cranidos: Fighting
    Shieldon: Pure Steel
    Tirtoga: Pure Water
    Archen: fighting/Flying
    Tyrunt: Dragon/Dark
    amaura: Ice/Fairy

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  22. NO..thats a stupid list…first of all some of these already appear in alola so it doesnt make any sense that they aquire alolan forms l in stars…And I dont understand why voltorb/electrode need Alolan forms…they are pokeballs why would they need to adapt to something else !?

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  24. So I’ve just started trying out Drampa on Showdown and DANG that ‘mon is versatile! Such a good movepool. I caved and nicknamed mine: Good Morning!

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  26. I’made just going to share what a in my fan region as what I want

    1. Kingler- Water/Rock
    2. Combee- Bug/Ice
    3. Porygon-Z- Psychic
    4. Parasect- Bug
    I have forgotten the rest they are in my other device must wait 15 minutes to get at home

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  29. When my two favorite pokemons are in the top 2 list <3 Primeape and Kingler definitely deserve some love! Been wanting a evolution or mega evolution for Primeape and Kingler for so many years now and I was reaaally hoping for them to maybe get a alolan form in Sun and Moon but no instead gamefreak gave us a fucking dugtrio with wigs and a Garfield Persian…

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  34. Okay, I’m dropping a duo of Fakemon designs soon, just ones I made up and I personally love
    (And obviously Earthen will hate them)

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  35. Here are some of my own ideas:
    Politoed – Water Poison, due to it drinking some intoxicated water.
    Lickitung/Lickilicky – Psychic, due to their tongues becoming so heavy they learned psychedelic power to lift it up. They become surrounded by a large tongue.
    Noctowl – Dark/Flying, because of them being more comfortable in the darkness they end up becoming creatures of the night.
    Miltank – Fairy/Normal, because its milk suddenly gets sweetened and Milbank becomes a vital source for curing cancer.
    Aipom/Ambipom – Psychic, because it uses its tail to float and to pick up apples.

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  39. Pokedex Entry: 143
    Skippinter
    Classification: Frigid Captain Pokemon
    Height: 6’03
    Weight: 164.3
    Typing: Ice/Water
    Ability: Captain’s Command
    Stats:
    HP: 100
    Attack: 120
    Defense: 90
    Special Attack: 75
    Special Defense: 100
    Speed: 80
    Base Stat Total: 565
    Pokedex Entry 1: This Pokemon tends to command a small crew other Pokemon on a quest that seemingly ends up going nowhere alongside a Puffot that tends to act like its sidekick. It is said to travel in search of sweet foods (no this is not a reference to what you’re thinking) as it views them as a valuable treasure. It is said to command a ship made out of an iceberg, but it is rarely even seen.

    Pokedex Entry 2: It takes great pride in its ability to lead its crew through obstacles. Despite this, it is quite dim-witted and only really gets anywhere due to its Puffot sidekick. Skippinter are know for their sharp ended, candy cane like hook that is uses to punish anything that threatens what it holds dear.

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  41. Oh right I forgot I made a super cool new ability its

    Ability: Super Saber
    All sword and horn moves are up in power by 2 points

    So far Pokémon in my fan-region that have it
    Frilldibeast (This thing gets Swords dance, Horn attack, and Megahorn)
    Farfetch’d (New form)
    Farfetch’d Evo

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        • So you’re doubling the power of Horn moves?

          Making Megahorn 240 BP, and then you put STAB on top of that?

          I don’t need to tell you why that’s OP.

          Make it a 50% increase like Strong Jaw.

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          • That’s sounds better, but the even more OP part that’s in it, it also does the same to moves like Swords dance, Sacred Sword, and other sword moves

  42. Question time! What did everyone use their special balls for?
    For me it was:
    Love Ball – Ninetales
    Lure Ball – Toxapex
    Heavy Ball – Failed
    Friend Ball – Axew
    Moon Ball – Jigglypuff
    Fast Ball – Pikachu
    Level Ball – Salazle named Vixen :3

    I have also been wonder trading their offspring to make others happy :3

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  43. whatever my fakemon fever is burning (and my actual fever…..been sick all day)
    this calls for a REAL Fakemon aka my Roman Alligator

    Alegio
    Hatchling PKM
    Water
    Tough Claws/Strong Jaw
    a tiny cyan colored Aligator hatchling with tiny red claws and a yellow underbelly, and the same red claws in the form of scales on the head and midsection and one last quil on the tail
    “They’re capable of taking down much larger opponents by fighting in groups, often digging their teeth and claws into weak spots and when the prey is down they drag it back to their nests

    then it becomes the ready and eager Aligladius
    Aligladius
    Bladed PKM
    Water/Steel
    Tough Claws/Strong Jaw
    a thin bipedal turquoise alligator Pokemon with a very long tail that has a very long red scale like barb that sticks out at the tip, bright red eyes and a series of red scales that resemble armor and a Mohawk
    “their tail blades are their greatest tool, a single slash allows them to chop down an entire telephone pole, they never go a single day without training

    and finally the grand finale
    Gladigator
    Warrior PKM
    Water/Steel
    Tough Claws/Final Fury (when HP is below 25% All Damaging Moves have priority)
    a tall and muscular dark blue reptilian pokemon, a long thick tail with the same barb now sporting two more blades like a sword they often grab and use their tails like a weapon, a mass collection of red armor like scales and a tan underbelly similar to a gladiator suit of armor and lastly a large mouth filled with razor sharp fangs and a large Galea styled mohawk of red scales
    “Violent and powerful, Gladigator fight with their very lives over territory and pride, with barb in hand they fight without mercy and strike hard, their metalic scales are sturdy and light

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  44. I would’ve liked to have seen an Ice/Fighting Primeape, give it a story with Crabominable.
    I mean it’s dex states that “It aimed for the top but got lost and ended up on a snowy mountain. Being forced to endure the cold, this Pokémon evolved and grew fur”
    Mankey would been in direct competition with Crabrawler for berries and grow to be in competition with being the best fighting type. As such, Mankey would spy on the Crabrawler’s journey to Mount Lanikila and thus train itself until it grew a thick fur coat (reminiscent of The Ice Climbers a lil) and being the cause of avalanches as it rolls into Primeape snowballs rolling down the hill, training its speed and reflexes as it steers to avoid trees and boulrders

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  45. Pokedex Entry: 145
    Puffusket
    Classification: Puffin Pokemon
    Height: 3’01
    Weight: 42 Lbs
    Typing: Ice/Flying
    Abilities: Skill Link/Breaching Shot
    Stats:
    HP: 80
    Attack: 140
    Defense: 70
    Special Attack: 70
    Special Defense: 80
    Speed: 100
    Base Stat Total: 540
    Pokedex Entry: An evolution to the trusty partner of Skippinter, it flies around directing it where to travel. They are compared to the Pikipek line in how they launch icicles similar to how they launch seeds. Angering one is not smart, as the icicles they fire can pierce solid metal.

    Breaching Shot basically lets it break screens and bypass defense boosts with the attacks it uses.

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  48. Pokedex Entry: 110
    Locurse
    Classification: Doombringer Pokemon
    Height: 5’09
    Weight: 1.1 Lbs
    Typing: Bug/Ghost
    Ability: Fatal Plague
    Stats:
    HP: 50
    Attack: 120
    Defense: 50
    Special Attack: 80
    Special Defense: 50
    Speed: 140
    Base Stat Total: 490
    Pokedex Entry: A tale is told of a town who all vanished after a swarm of these pokemon flew past. Several cases of fields of plants dying shortly after this pokemon flew by made people assume it was a bad omen. In reality, it was the dust from a Locurse’s wings that caused such death to occur.

    This thing is meant to be scary, lorewise, and in battle. It’s ability basically puts a “Perish Song” effect on whatever it is currently fighting. It’s scary, but frail

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  51. I’d like to see Growlithe/Arcanine, Jynx, Farfetch’d, Dragonite, and Nidoking/Nidoqueen. Not sure what typings would be cool though. Jynx maybe Ghost/Grass, Farfetch’d maybe Fire/Grass, Nidoking & Nodoqueen could be Fire/Fighting and Water/Fighting (Fire for king and water for queen), Grawlithe/Arcanine I can’t seem to get Water typing out of my head since it was rumored to be a Water type Alola version, and Dragonite maybe Dragon/Water or Dragon/Electric

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  54. Pokedex Entry: 56
    Shiftry (Regional)
    Classification: The Wicked Pokemon
    Height: 4’05
    Weight: 151.4 Lbs
    Typing: Steel/Flying
    Abilities: Gale Wings/Instinctive
    Stats:
    HP: 80
    Attack: 80
    Defense: 60
    Special Attack: 100
    Special Defense: 60
    Speed: 100
    Base Stat Total:
    Pokedex Entry: A top secret experiment was conducted on Shiftry and its brethren by a shady organization which left their anatomy tampered and distorted. This experiment was meant to make a weaponized pokemon with the ability to outspeed jet planes and perform specific tasks. After the group disbanded,these pokemon found refuge in the mountains, away from people and other pokemon, as many fear them.

    Annnnnd my first fan Regional Variant is done!

    Instinctive is basically reverse Analytic. It has the same effect but only if you move first

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    • Pokedex Entry: 54
      Seedot (Regional)
      Classification: The Acorn Pokemon
      Height: 1’08
      Weight: 24.2 Lbs
      Typing: Steel
      Abilities: Early Bird/Instinctive
      Stats:
      HP: 40
      Attack: 30
      Defense: 50
      Special Attack: 40
      Special Defense: 30
      Speed: 100
      Base Stat Total: 220
      Pokedex Entry: A metalized Seedot who tends to frequently go into trees and hang like a normal Seedot. Unfortunately the excess weight it has causes it to fall when it tries to do so. Standing beneath one when it is in a tree can be dangerous as the impact is quite forceful.

      For completion reasons

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      • Pokedex Entry: 55
        Nuzleaf (Regional)
        Classification: The Wily Pokemon
        Height: 3’03
        Weight: 81.1 Lbs
        Typing: Steel
        Abilities: Early Bird/Instinctive
        Stats:
        HP: 60
        Attack: 60
        Defense: 40
        Special Attack: 70
        Special Defense: 40
        Speed: 70
        Base Stat Total: 340
        Pokedex Entry: A vengeful pokemon who feels anger toward the state their tribes are in. They desire revenge on those who forced them to become outcasts. Despite this, these Nuzleaf are too timid to go through with any form of commitment and are cowardly until they are ready to evolve.

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  55. Question what could be a good electric type

    And holy crap just looked on google apparently platipi generate electricity

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  57. Nice picks. I actually like Kingler it would be nice it got some love again. These are actually very cool.
    My top 5 definitely are
    5. Alakazam. Psychic Dark
    This is probably a stretch but seeing how alola made many pokemon types part Dark i would love to Alola Alalazam be like an evil mastermind. And get moves like Nasty Plot. Maybe he can have forks ?
    4. Kingler Water Fire
    Near same pick as yours, but i guess our typing is different. I am disappointed by the amount of alola forms due to volcanic changes. But in nature animals like crabs feed on nutrients provided by underwater volcanos it would be neat to use this in pokemon
    3. Butterfree Bug Water
    This one is actually pretty cool. The Goddess Hina in Hawaiian is often associated with the Moon(perfrct for sun and moon) and she also sorts represents linked to the oceans too.
    2. Golduck Water Fire
    Yet another one. I probably have a volcano bias lol. Anyway, the Hawaiian duck is are found at the hottest waters of hawaii so why not give it to this line. And an actual gender difference would make it even better since many bird species have gender differences.
    1. Arbok: Missingno type since snakes dont exist in hawaii. Arboks wouldnt exist either the Yungoos built the wall!!!
    1. Weezing Poison Fire
    Surprise last one being about fire. Vog is an infamous form of air pollution with sulphuric acid, ash and smoke. The symptoms of vog can sometimes make a burning like feeling in eyes and throat. So the burning and how sulphuric acid burns and volcano smoke. Poison fire? This one is a stretch
    That was my list in no particular order. I know most people wont care and just work on Fakemon or talk about SU, but i LOVE the concept of alola forms. They are much more interesting than regular form changes and sometimes the regular pokemon (Marowak). Hope to see it more!

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    • Good choices!
      I think Alola forms for the three eeveelutions would be cool, or maybe vileplume.
      For the eevees, water/poison, electric/steel, and fire/ghost. I just thought these types fit their fur (idk why, but yeah).
      For vileplume, grass/dark because Karen’s vileplume felt out of place.

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    • Alakazam is just an edgy wannabe with ZERO logic
      Kingler would be better off a Water/Rock with volcanic minerals pileing up on their shells and hardening
      Butterfree sucks but i just had a idea about butterfree becoming a Bug/Psychic by drinking the Oricorio Nectars and they caused increased intelligence
      and gained the ability to sense life energy generated by plants (mostly flowering ones)
      Where the hell are you getting your facts from, there’s no such thing as Hawaiian ducks living in extremely hot waters
      and lastly Poison/Fire Weezing is acceptable but it has to lose Levitate i want an ability thats called Smog Zone and it causes all Pokemon to be considered Poisoned (like facade power is stronger, venoshock double, venom drench works)

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  60. Question
    Earthen I feel I should say stay away but nah

    Do you think a Whismur could get a new form that would be fairy type?

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  62. The first 2 are some of my favourite Pokemon. Not sure how I feel about them being changed beyond stat boosts but OK. Primeape I can see going Fighting/Electric. Kingler maybe Water/Steel, though I like the other 2 combos mentioned.

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  65. Another question on forms who wants new Wailord line forms maybe Water/Flying (inflates to even more massive size and fills with so much air it can now float through the sky)

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  69. So like is Mohn a titan because he always puts his hand up over his mouth like he’s about to bite it and it bothers me so much.

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  70. Where the heck is this stupid Horsea, I’ve been searching high and low in the waters of Kala’e bay and I can’t find it!

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  75. Hey everyone! I just joined after months of surfing through the site silently and so I decided it was time to make an account 😛

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  76. Finally got all Synchro Abras ready. Time to start my team. I hope I don’t take too long finding Salandit. Also renamed my Festival Plaza to “Bizarre Bazaar” which is now Lv 36. Sophocles keeps offering me terrible stuff so I’ve just been racking up Pearls instead. Most of my clothes come from copying others but I keep seeing stuff I want and they won’t offer me them which is annoying.

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  78. so the mario/Rabbids RPG is called Rabbids Mushroom Kingdom Battle! The game is set in the Mushroom Kingdom with the Rabbids dimensions invading it. Most of the enemies will be evil/warped Rabbids.

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  82. ok i wanted to take this to here. I personally feel like it would be unnatural for them to add new alolan forms, kanto pokemon that can’t be found in alola maybe could get them in stars but it would make no sense to give pokemon like lapras primeape or taurus for example, alolan forms

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  87. Ok seriously, I’m going to say it once and screencap it for an awesome I TOLD YOU SO monment.
    The switch is going to release on MAR10

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          • But is Mario still a rumored launch title? BotW won’t sell as many consoles as Mario would, they need to capture that audience as well.

            Also, YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

          • why cant we have both. i dont see the issue i think having two fandoms would boost more sales

          • Of course we could have both, that’d be optimal, but personally I see one or the other at launch, I don’t think nintendo would launch two triple A franchises on day 1.

          • Also, if the switch pre-orders sell out, I’ll be honestly pretty happy. I really really want to get one in, but if the hype and support are that high, then it’ll make me really excited for the future and success of the console. As long as I somehow get one at launch. xD

  90. Me today, having watched Rogue one
    Me: Wait… they used an octopus as a lie detector and it basically probed that guys ear… does this mean …. considering one of the octopus’ arms is its dick…
    Friend: Nope.. nope.. nope
    Me: THIS TAKES NUTTING IN THE EAR TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!!! WHO THE FUCK GREEN LIT THIS SHIT!? (Going on a rant on why hentai is not okay)

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  91. Can I just say I love every single one of you. We are like a family who wants to kill each other everyday. That’s the true meaning of this site… family

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  92. Welp… I inserted
    “Make the lorax movie a meme” on my new years resolution list… how am I going to go about this

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  93. My actual brain activity last night
    Me: Know whats great? CANDYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Theres that kind, that kind, that kind… what if there’s no heaven and a fade into the dark abyss of nothingness and never feel again?

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  100. This is a pretty cool list, personally i’d like to see Alolan forms of
    -Wigglytuff
    -Dewgong
    -Nidoran line
    -Vileplume
    -Dodrio
    Of course there are a few others that would be interesting to see as well

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    • Speaking of Final Fantasy, have you played FF15? I watched my brother play through the entire game over break and it was AMAZING!

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        • Depends, I mean sometimes it takes 9 minutes to drive places, but if feels nice, and you get some tunes to blast in the car. The game has so many side-quests to do in the open world, but it can be linear with the main story.
          It is gorgeous none the less, and you get to ride a certain type of birds later on, I won’t say what birds *wink*

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          • Hmm. Never actually played a FF game so I’m wondering if it’s better for beginners or if I should just pass.

          • My brother, older sister and I only played FF6 on the GBA before it. FF15 is easy to get into, even my Dad and 2 younger sisters liked it!

    • How bout a puzzle put together…oh wait Picross
      A bejeweled paro… oh wait Shuffle
      How bout one where you make circ… ranger
      A typing game! Those are…… WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ALREADY IS ONE?!

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  104. “Nintendo Switch games will include new title offerings from Mario, Splatoon, Zelda, the NBA and more! You will even be able to play Skyrim on the go, or POKEMON AT HOME with the Nintendo Switch.” hmmmmm

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  113. So the thing is if we are getting a Stars and there will be new Alola forms, I think it’s safe to assume that any Pokemon that’s in the Alolan Pokedex and doesn’t have an Alolan form is not going to get one, which puts Primeape and Hypno out of the running.

    I for one wouldnt mind seeing the Bellsprout or Oddish lines. OR THE STARTERS.
    (Or just non-gen 1 pls)

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  114. Alolan Primape could be grass/fighting or fire/fighting. Make its bands grass bands (akin to Hawaiian fire dancers) or put an apple in its mouth (hog roast anyone?)

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  116. didn’t someone in the Aether Paradise say how weird it was that Sudowoodo didn’t imitate the local trees? gosh, if only it were a gen 1 pokemon so they’d see fit to give it an Alolan form :/

    anyway, Lapras and Corsola struck me as really obvious choices for a Hawaiian variant. and in a game titled Sun and Moon, you’d think Solrock and Lunatone would’ve gotten some love!

    so yeah, there’s my top 5 picks for new Alolan forms – Sudowoodo, Lapras, Corsola, Solrock, and Lunatone

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