Welcome to the second edition of PJM Newsroom! Let us immediately go to the first announcement of today!
Submissions for contest still open
Know you can still submit your bio and short story for the PJM contest! For details visit >>>HERE<<<. You still have plenty of time left but don’t wait too long because I neeeed submissions!
Name change and logo
Already announced in the contest write-up, PJNM will be shortened to PJM. We also have a (temporary) logo featuring Chespin from our in-house artist moving. From now on, Chespin will be the mascot for the magazine, like Sewaddle is for the site.
Tentative release date
We’re still aiming for a mid-February release date. The deadline for all the content is at the end of December, after which we can start putting everything together using Digital Publishing Software. We’ll be using Scribus, since it is open-source but a still relatively strong DSP.
Got feedback? You can still mail us!
If you want to hit us up with something, you can do so through [email protected]. This is also the place if you’ve got any concerns, complaints, or crazy ideas. We’ll normally get back to you in one day, and we even reply faster on weekends too!
Content announcement
For this week we’ll reveal the staff-focused section. The first few pages will include a page with a picture of every staff member along with a short bio, a poll among the whole staff and two interviews featuring the man behind the site himself and Daedardus! If there is something you really want to know about those two staff members, you can ask so through the email provided earlier.
We have to admit news is calm at the moment, but we’re exploring options to make things more interesting. More on that later. See you next time!
~Daedardus~
hey you guys hear that Happy Harry uploaded a new video!
wtf
i cant scroll down on here anymore without the site taking me all the way to the bottom of the page Q_Q!
sometimes it stops, but sometimes it wont stop spazzing sudsauasj
That happen to me but it stopped
Go to the PokeJungle homepage and click on the article again.
i do that sometimes and it ends up still happening XD; but i think it stopped now.. idk. but im glad to see im not the only one who gets that.
everyone gets that time to time…
Refresh for Infernape! 😀
ITS… BEAUTIFUL.. -SNIFF-
NO
I will get a shiny one of those, you can count on it.
It deserves an applause
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q41F3moM_og
Woah! :O
It’s beautiful, isn’t it? *O*
I love how the fire resembles real fire in the way it moves. The animation is beautiful. The same with Ponyta
Yet Mega Charizard X’s mouth fire looks solid a’f…
I was told there would be an empoleon!
Umm, I saw one, but no one wanted it sooooo. 😛
I WANNA SEE IT
I also saw Torterra, twice 😛
PICS PEOPLE
Next time XD
PICS NOW
I was told there would be food…
no food 4 u!
Full of TM87
Does anyone want a shiny golem?
What do you want for it
Another shiny
is there anyone who would trade a shiny Pikachu to me? I can offer a shiny furfrou, shiny adamant gyarados, shiny lonely clawitzer or shiny meowstic
What does shiny Clawitzer look like?
like zoidberg XD
red like zoidberg
DO WANT
It’s Orange.
It sounds beautiful. That is my next target!
right? I was lucky enough to find a shiny one, but im might trade it for a shiny Pikachu because I need that mouse so badly
Am I the only person not obsessed with finding Shiny Pokemon?
Nope…I don’t really care much
Nope, personally couldn’t give two shits nor one
Now I am after finding Whiscash and Corsola in the same hour!
Already got a corsola! It’s blue, like an endless stream of sapphire running down a chrystalline, refreshing diamond road
But Whiscash…I believe that one is unique.
what color is it?
It’s not very good, it has kind of darker blue and orange. I like it though.
huh… I thought they were magenta pink like with most blue Pokemon
But is it an endless stream of sapphire running down a crystalline refreshing diamond road?
Not even close XD
I would like to, its just way to much of a damn hassle for me
Finds a shiny tries to catch one the rest of their miserable lives
I’m not obsessed but would be nice to stumble upon one
Lost my streak to a damn Arcanine… 🙁
arcanine rules allllll
I survived a Flare Blitz with 1 HP (M. Mawile), used Sucker Punch, but he decides to go for Extremespeed… D:<
AW D: pwned Q_Q
what number did you get to?
Like, 35 I think…
wow, and i though losing at 26 was annoying
I could’ve sooo gotten that if Infernape didn’t snap out of confusion and kill my Lanturn 🙁
Oh, and it had me Encore’d with Ice Beam D:<
The teams generated are specifically made to counter your team. It gets super annoying
Awww…Unlucky…Now look at those beautiful Battle Points and spoil yourself silly
I have 79 😛
:O….I thought you would have more…I tend to be over 100 every time my streak ends
Well, apparently I had taken a break from my 7th streak a few days ago, and I started from there.
@espurrthegreat did you get to add me back? o3o i got the espurr ready XD
Changed my name I’m Lucario the great
has anyone seen eelektross’ model? It looks really weird
its surprisingly small like how roselia looked in colosseum and xd gale of darkness
yeah, that’s what i thought. In the anime they made it look huge
Yeh…I’ve seen it in the battle maison…it does look kind of weird. Personally i just can’t get over how small Rotom looks…
Yeah compared to like salamence or chesnaught it looks tiny lol
It just looks really funny. Especially how its animation is basically it flitting around.
Yeah, and i love how rotom wash opens it’s door to launch attacks
Wiggly but I still can’t wait to use my old Eelektross this december
who is now officially the only pokemon with no weaknesses
chespin has no weakness!
*Uses Ariel Ace*
*chespin shakes it off due to its awesome defense*
… *Hurricane*
from Compoundeyes, Quiver Dance boosted Vivillon 😉
… chespin’s quick claw let it move first! Chespin used rock tomb! vivillion died!
Focus Sash bub. I survive with 1 HP.
chespin says no to the focus sash! Chespin uses death!
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/5W75QxHgpoM/hqdefault.jpg
Awwww….
except ya know flying, poison, fire, and beauty products
It already has all the beauty it needs!
last time I checked, bulbous brown heads are not in style
you would know >:)
that makes no sense whatsoever, you don’t even know what I look like 0-o
werdz frum serebii about chespin “he is cute” Words about Chesnaught “it’s adorable”
Well the werd from Serebii also says that Delphox sucks balls, and besides opinion does not equal fact. So how about that Quilladin?
Hawt! and it is true competitively delphox is terrible. Fire blast shadow ball, and pyschic don’t got nothing on my chesnaught!
Oh it’s hot all right… *Grabs matches*
I’m just kidding by the way, I feel indifferent to chespin.
I freaking love Grovyle though. Now THAT is how you do a grass starter.
3rd gen killed it with their starters, but fuck the mudkipz meme so muchh
So I herd you don’t leik them?
I like swampert, but thank god the mudkipz died down.
Sceptile love
Treecko should have been called smugleaf, not Snivy. that entire gen 3 grass line was full of awesomeness.
Sceptile and chesnaught would be bros. They seem a lot alike
Sceptile would slaughter Chestnaught. Sceptile can learn Ariel Ace and Acrobatics.
truth
I know I speak it.
CHESNAUGHT CAN LEARN ARIEL ACE TOO!!!!11!1!1!
but that x4 flying weakness tho
but that defense tho…
But that x4 weakness + Chestnaught being slow +Sceptile being fast + Sceptile high attack countering dat Chestnaught defense.
Chesnaught+quick claw or focus sash= chesnaught winning all! I still love you though sceptile
81.25% of Deadnaught though.
100% chance of winning though. Here is a link bragging about the chespin line http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/60943/t1820143-chespin-best-starter/
fuckin hideous, and its not like its 3rd evolution makes it any better. also, I’m aware of delphox “sucking balls”, mostly because it’s a jack of all trades but master of none
Yeah, Quilladin doesn’t look the best (Frogadier) or the worst (BRAIXEN, gender confused 7/8 of the time) but it still could look better.
It’s actually a really good battler.
I swear to god if chesnaught and greninja got like inner focus or pickup for their hidden abilities, they would be getting the same treatment like Delphox is
It doesn’t change how adorable the chesnaught line is!
DEAR LORD NOT PICKUP ON A STARTER!
THAT’S LIKE MAGICIAN ON A STARTER! Wait…
http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Hiimdaisy_TrialOfTheDragon_Scaled.jpg
I feel so left out I have no idea what that means 🙁
Sort of in the same boat as you djja. Source FairlyPsychic?
comic parody of a game called persona 4 here’s a dub (WARNING: REALLY FUCKING LONG) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7lj9qI8VFc
I know what Persona 4 is good sir. Shin Megami Tensei games in general are HARD AS Steelix. THE DIFFICULTY!
I hate Blaze/Torrent/Overgrow/Swarm/Etc. soooo much. They are too situational to be used.
I like bullet proof! No more OP mega gengar 4 me
Still, most good opponents will assume that you have Bulletproof now. Prepare for Sludge Bomb to be replaced with another poison move.
poison jab? DEFENSE SAYS THE CHESNAUGHT
Can Gengar learn Venoshock? If so prepare to meet your doom.
I’m telling you, focus sash chesnaught…
Unless Chestnaught can kill the opponent in one turn it will just delay the inevitable.
And Gengar can learn Venoshock BTW.
CHESNAUGHT CAN WIPE OUT A POKEMON IN ONE TURN IT KNOWS PHYSICAL MOVES TO COUNTER ALL OF ITS WEAKNESSES THE FACT YOU THIN CHESNAUGHT CAN’T KILL A POKEMON IN ONE TURN ASTOUNDS ME FOCUS SASH+ LEACH SEED+SPIKY SHEILD BABY
phantom force mega banette oneshots chesnaught, and it bypasses moves that protect you
focuuusss sasssshhh 🙂
two turns gives you enough time to damage chesnaught so that focus sash doesn’t activate (at least in doubles, triples, rotations, and multis
Imagine what it could do to a delphox {anticipation makes him shudder}
please add me i’m a ghost type but I noticed you have a poison type code with cascoon. my code is 5198-2479-3654
Lol, yeah wiggly probably to make it look ok in sky battles
which they can’t participate in….
And i wish we could have competitive Sky Battles!
They can’t? My bad, and yeah competitive sky battles would be awesome! But i can’t see your ground pokemon doing very well XD
Team of Gliscor…and Flygons
Completely forgot about those lol
that’s my team…
fuck garchomp, FUCK YEAH FLYGON!!
Claydol Ice Beam!
“Sorry”
The anime made charzard huge but he is not that huge in real life and remember that dragonite and I forgot the jellyfish Pokémon they were huge
Giant Tentacruel….best thing to happen in the anime…
I hated that annoying lady though -_-
Oh yeah, i remember those huge tentacruel
Yeah I always thought Rhyhorn were big but compared to my Height It be dwarfed by me
How tall are you?
like 6ft 2 last i checked
I’m 6’1″, but I am 14.
same here, except im fifteen
1 – 4= -3 + 6= 3
HHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNN CUNFURRRMMMED
You two are very tall… I’m 18 and 5′ 7″
I’m 2 and 2’14” call meh ladies 😉
What time period is in your guys country
It’s 2013 in my country, I don’t know about you 😛 jk
Mine is 1:15pm no school Memorial Day
Me too actually.
Cool day of relaxing from your angry teachers
XDD
Colonial America. Fortunately my 3DS and computer can communicate through time.
I mean time like. 5pm
I know, I couldn’t resist with the joke.
3:19 P.M.
3:17 in my area and Veterans Day.
Shit, I broke the streak XD Oh well, that’s a sign that two shinies is enough for today.
no you can do it. lol just kidding you should probably take a break
I’m probably done for the rest of the day, I need time away from it XD
So Carnivine can participate in sky battles but not my dear hawlucha .The cheek of it!
My poor Doduo couldn’t either.
in what order does the evil daycare couple delete moves?
The moves you want the most to least
that sounds about right
they delete the ones at the top first.
what does that mean? like, the first, followed by the second, then third, then 4th last? or is it the first move every time?
Basically like this. Your pokemon has these moves
Tackle
Pound
Absorb
Mega drain
They will delete Tackle first and put the new attack at the bottom. Then the order will be like this.
Pound
Absorb
Mega Drain
New Move
and so on
From top to bottom. For example:
Fake Out
Tackle
Ember
First the Pokemon learns the move it’s missing which would be Snarl. So then it would look like:
Fake Out
Tackle
Ember
Snarl
When it’s time for the Pokemon to learn a new move, the first one on the top would be deleted:
Flamethrower
Tackle
Ember
Snarl
Then it continues from top to bottom. You have to check constantly to see if it’s close to learning a new move or not. Then drag and drop that(ose) move(s) you want to the bottom so they will be deleted last.
oh I see that makes it way more understandable thanks!
No problem 🙂
Does anyone have a shiny Pikachu that’s up for trade? I can trade shiny versions of gyarados, clawitzer, furfrou or female meowstic
I do. I’d like a Furfrou. Or a Clawitzer. THEYRE BOTH SO EPIC
espurr! o:
whats your ingame name? XD
Ya mean Dicie’s. I have his 3DS. It’s Bobby. Getting on now.
oh! ok c:
Mind fuck.
oh wait do i have to give my fc again?
3394-3732-0623
you wanna trade? id be willing to trade either one.
I know you wouldn’t trade both so I’ll take the Furfrou.
ok. thank you so much. I have been hunting that thing for forever!!! my fc is 4742-5919-6541
name is alex. add me when your done trading Ziia chan
also what is your fc
http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mah-nigga-gif.gif
XD
I has furfrou, but its not for trade :3
Wait…I just got Pokerus.
O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O
WHAT THE FUCK WITH MY LUCK?
How lucky are you?! XD
I can’t figure out who the hell had it! XD
Probably one of your shinies knowing the amount of luck you have
No, it wasn’t, I checked. How could this have happened?
Dont to pick it up if you kill a wild Pokmeon that has it?
But I did not kill a single wild Pokemon today.
Insane luck. 2 shinies and pokerus? Today’s just your day and Arceus is watching over you
Now how do I pass it along to my Greninja and my shinies?
kill lots of wild pokemon with the pokemon that has pokerus
Okay so if I have all three of them in my party it will eventually pass over?
yup
Turn off Exp. Share so you don’t get unwanted EVs!
lol good now you can spread it to those shinies and ev train them
Exeggcute is the best pokemon ever
said nobody ever
True. Vanillite is the best pokemon eveer
Said my friend with a harvest Exeggutor that can sweep.
Evil Evil little Eggs…Seeds what ever they are!
It’s the best egg Pokemon yes…
imagine hatching an egg..and a buncha eggs fell outta it…
thats exeggcute
My sunkern would like to have a word with you.
Sandshrew is next
I just realised we missed the chance for Egg puns…ok here i go
Yes…It’s Eggceptional
that’s a funny Yolk
I certainly cracked up
These egg puns are simply Egg-austing
So who’s doing #noshember?
I do it all year round…
oh my god im tired of my friends trying to have me participate in this weird tradition
I’m only doing it because I hate shaving, but I look like an old hobo/pedophile even though I’m only 16… XD
LOL
Nice avatar! 😀
thanks! c:
I had no choice but to shave. My hair dresser snipped part of my side burns. I thought it looked weird anyway before, but I look weirder with just my goatee again.
I’ll probably find a third freaking shiny while passing over the newly achieved Pokerus to my two shinies XD WHAT THE HELL?
what other shiny did you get? :3
It’s your name, well half of it…
Well my Greninja got it after one battle…
Ok I’m getting bored
Anyone wanna have a Battle
4038-5998-9262
I will! Hold on…
Let me go to the bathroom real quick… XD
By the way, don’t say anything about any of my Pokemon, one of them is a secret… :3
Anybody want to trade Friend Codes for the Friend Safari?
5172-0282-1393
Please add my code too. 5198-2479-3654.
And now (as I often shout)
LET”S RUMBLE
Should’ve brought some kind of Grass type XD
Save the video….i want to see it
OK! 😀
And i want to to battle you again…to try out a couple of new Pokemon…If you have time
That’s great! 😀
Oh God…
So… Who’s entering the essay contest?
I am, just haven’t finished writing it.
Already did. Waiting for the results.
Please add me since I read that you have cascoon in your safari. I have a ghost type code. 5198-2479-3654
Please add me I wish to add you to my friend’s list. my friend code is 5198-2479-3654
Pokemon Warrior please add me i’m either a dragon or ghost type. My code is 5198-2479-3654
mind if i add you too? c:
3394-3732-0623
sure
3196-2837-5620 🙂
Would you mind adding me as well?
yes. i like adding people to my list.
Okay, thanks 😀 I have a Friend Safari with Druddigon, Gabite, and Shelgon.
i added you:) mine is 1332-8095-9996
I added back 🙂
You have a Ghost- type Friend Safari with Shuppet, Phantump, and the other one cannot be seen yet unless you have beaten the game or are online at the same time as me.
you have to connect to the internet then I should be shown with a third slot.
I am. Have you beaten the game?
yes
Your third Pokemon is Drifblim. So you have Shuppet, Phantump, and Drifblim in your Safari.
isn’t this feature cool?