The rumors are true, Pokémon GO will be hosting an Easter Eggstravaganza Event!
From 1:00pm PST today until 1:00pm PST on April 20th, trainers will be able to take advantage of the following benefits:
- Double EXP
- Greater variety of Pokémon hatching from 2km eggs
- Increased candy quanity for egg hatchs
- 50% off on Lucky Eggs in the in-game shop
No word yet if the new Pokémon added to the 2km egg group will be brought down from the 5km and 10km groups, or if they’re simply Pokémon that usually cannot be hatched from eggs at all. For the official press release you can visit Niantic’s official blog!










I know I’m posting a lot but funny story
So I was on holiday in Florida, right? A fag to us can mean the same thing as it does in America, but we mainly use it as a term for a cigarette. So there was this very obviously gay guy in front of me when I was waiting in a queue, and another guy was smoking and being rather obnoxious about it. I almost yelled at him to ‘get that fag out of my face’ before I caught myself
fag means gay or undesirable person in Merica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2k4Fsg11-w
I know that, it’s part of the story
The other day we were celebrating my birthday a day early and my sister came over. My little brother was super tired so she suggests he goes to bed early since his friend was going to come over the next day early to play. I accidentally let out “Yeah go ahead and go to bed buddy, I’m not going to miss you”
I’ma bad person .-.
I’ve said worse to my sisters
TBH sometimes I feel like I’m gonna say or even scream something offensive, even if I didn’t do that I get a strong feeling that I really did it when in fact I didn’t.
It’s very annoying °~°
I’ve said ‘offensive’ stuff before, I’m a hella staunch believer in free speech. Keep in mind it’s not malicious though, merely some jokes towards my friends (bi jokes, lesbian jokes, Hispanic jokes)
(rumor) leaked Sonic Mania cutscene
http://i.imgur.com/62sTH59.gif
I LOVE THE ANIMATION ON THIS
That’s not bubsy
Watch Sonic Mania be the best Sonic’s game made in this decade, even though it wasn’t made by Sega lol
I REALLY want Sonic Mania to be good. I love the music and art style of the first three Sonic games. If they can fix the level design, I will adore it
When will sonic be good again?
When will the franchise die off entirely?
Will Sega get their shit together?
Find out next time
siiiiiiiiigh….i truly miss the olden days when Sonic wasn’t a total joke…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYW7-hNXZlM
Perhaps avoiding the phrase “sonic boom” is a good idea
look this was years and years before that abomination
so shut it!
I’m giving advice
it is unwanted, the mere mention is retroactively tainting it
I’ll kill it right now
i rather keep this faint ember of the glory days still lit
Earthen: The Burning-hot fire specialist
Another story. So my school has mandatory work experience. Little background on me: awkward little shit until I came out of my shell… Well, just a year before I came out of something else. Because of this, my childhood was mostly TV and games, particularly American or American dubbed ones.
Long story short, I have what some people (keep in mind it’s only non Americans who’ve said it, most of you guys would say I don’t sound American) say is an American accent, but nobody’s specified a state.
Flash forward to my catering experience. Not only did they believe my name was Jason and I was worried i stole some Jason kid’s work experience (it got sorted out, Jason doesn’t exist), turns out they were guessing what state I was from before asking me about where I came from. I simply answered the name of my city, and they then asked when I’d moved here. I said I was born here. They asked when my parents moved here. I said that they were also born here. Their faces were redder than Earthen in a Tinkerbell movie.
Decided to scour 4chan for leaks
Found a thread mentioning how fire starters have flames coming from different areas of the body
found a part of thread referencing head shoulders knees and toes
WHY
Why tf did Sega not keep the cute design from the first game?
https://www.sonicstadium.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sonic-pose.png
https://media.sonicscanf.org//gallery/sonic-the-hedgehog/sonic-the-hedgehog-2006-3.png
i dunno i liked how Sonic transitioned https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/sonic/images/a/a3/Sonic_Adventure_Sonic.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20141128005939
brokenspine.jpg
how is it broken, its barely bent
So he looks ‘cool’ and ‘rad’
tl;dr Sega being like:
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c7a1ef654758ea18cf082907c07ecf93918f35697dc71fcc7e9de413d102fa48.jpg
To appeal to edgy people that think they’re cool
like me. It surprisingly but not so surprisingly workedFun fact: when I was a kid, I found Sonic’s eyes VERY unsettling, when I looked at them I felt like I was in another dimension or something weird like that…..
…. have you by any chance played Sonic Dreams Collection?
I only watched a few people play it.
But what if I played it when I was a kid but my memory got erased afterwards to keep me from having nightmares •_•
It made me think of My Roommate Sonic
I just found the connection lol
Don’t you mean his eye?
Friendly reminder sonic has one eye with two pupils and irises
Good character design, not creepy at all
http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013-05-14-soniceyes.jpg
Open world Pokemon is never going to happen.
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Now back to work.
OH JUST FUCKING WATCH
POKEMON
BREATH OF THE WINGULL
I can smell it now
well……open world may be out of the question….but what about a 3D pokemon game with first person perspective?
I really don’t think Pokemon would mesh well with first person tbh
GOD NO
alright maybe not first person (my perspective lingo is not the greatest)
but very level to the ground, and your avatar is visible?
That’s literally just a non bird’s-eye version of what we already have
i told you i don’t know the vocabulary
The battles wouldn’t work well in a perspective like that.
well it would shift during battle sequences
Ugh no. What I want is GODDAMN CAMERA CONTROL
IS THAT SO HARD?!
Indeed, GF wouldn’t make such a great but risky idea.
Let me explain: I keep hearing people say that an open world Pokemon for switch this year is almost a guarantee at this point and it hurts me how misguided they are. It probably won’t even come to switch this year. Plus it’d be tricky to implement, but that being said, I’m not opposed to the idea. It worked with BotW, but that doesn’t mean till work with every franchise. They’d have to do it correctly for it not to be a disaster.
I think Pokemon only really works as an open world if they put an emphasis on nature and Pokemon in their natural habitat. For example, actually seeing the Pokemon you’ll encounter. Otherwise it’ll just feel empty with just a world of… Trainers… And Grass…
And focus much less on story. That’s a risk I think might pay off, Pokemon stories at this point for the most part aren’t original and the efforts would be best focused elsewhere
A minimalist story and a huge emphasis on world is our best hope tbh
ya know what? Maybe just get rid of a “story” and let sidequests fill that roll. The gyms or something could be a sidequest, encounters with an evil team would be sidequests, etc.
I want this so bad
I really want a spin off where
>We have no gimmicks, just Gen 1-5 style battling
>Your Pokemon knows all their moves, but you can assign four to use quickly and the rest are on scroll wheels
>The battles aren’t turn based, so it’s more dynamic battles. The accuracy of a move is translated to how hard relatively it is to dodge
The scroll wheel needs to have a limit of moves because the the number of moves that a Pokemon can have is sometimes massive.
Apart from that the rest is a good idea
Ooh, maybe make it so some moves have skill trees so you forget your weak irrelevant moves so they don’t clog up space?
Something like that would be perfect.
Like
Ember > Flamethrower > Fire Blast
Would probably be a common skill tree for any Fire Pokemon
Idk who it was but someone here had an idea for a spinoff series where it was just gen 1-5 style Pokemon with no gimmicks (i.e. Megas and Z moves), while Pokemon main series would continue to innovate.
I want a good pokemon spinoff rpg that’s not trash like the dungeon series.
I want a full on Xenoblade Chronicles X style open world where I can run into a Pokemon to fight it, ride my Pokemon to reach new places or just travel faster, run in and out of areas to get that one fucking rare to spawn
That sounds awesome honestly
I want a game like that where I can brutally kill any and all ground types by running them over with a truck
Multilayer squad and just commit geogenocide
I want it like BotW where I can just hop onto a wild Zebstrika and ride around the world
I JUST DROPPED A BLOCK WITH MAGNESIS AND KILLED MYSELF
Haaahhhaaaaahahhahahaha
I did that with a door.
I also got crushed while climbing a stone talus because it moved slightly and I guess crushed Link’s hands?
I gotta hand it to ya
If I had a dollar for everytime I did that, I’d have a dollar.
Oh boi
Wait what if
Open world Pokemon with no story, just trainers, Gyms, E4, champ, tournaments, contests, mini games, etc you make it
BUT there’s a huge emphasis on world and there’s servers (there’d hopefully be a single player option) where you can chill with your friends and explore a huge alive world of Pokemon
It would probably get pretty boring if there’s not at least something resembling a story
There’d defo sidequests and stuff but even if there’s a loose plot in single player
I’d play as long as it’s not on the handheld
Handheld would probably shit itself booting up the loading screen of a game on that scale XD
Without a doubt haha
*name it not make it
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d041a30712f90a77255410d327328589/tumblr_ooli3qLSFa1sjrd4to1_500.jpg
What’s everyone’s favorite artists/composers/music groups?
1) Kelly Clarkson
2) Tori Kelly
3) Eriks Esenvalds (Choral composer)
4) Jeremy Soule (Composer)
5) John Williams…he’s just too good not to mention
6) James Newton Howard (Composer)
7) Sierra Boggess (Broadway)
I like…. Nobuo Uematsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/cf/cfd8d46f35b94590d10f48446fa1079814e6177b71ceca84c8a314e45958e420.jpg
Omg try playing it in five different tabs at once
It varies a lot. I’ll pretty much just binge an artist’s songs for a couple months before I find something else to latch onto. At the beginning of the semester it was Daughter, Snowmine, and Cigarettes after Sex. Now it’s pretty much just Death Cab for Cutie, a bit of Oh Wonder. I like Indie trash.
Never heard of any of these, but nice :3
I would have said the same last year lol
I stumbled upon all of them just letting Youtube’s autoplay roll and letting it take me wherever.
That’s neat! I do that with video game and choral music
How are the Gerudo not filled with lesbians?
I’m sure there are plenty. lol
Pssshhh it’s an entirely lesbian race…let’s be real. Tbh it’s stupid that when a man is born he has to be their king. Like fuck that, I would murder his baby ass
SNU SNU!!!!!
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/227/322/eb5.jpg
I mean…she’s a catch
more like she caught you
Hello
oi
oohhh
Not a bad thing
nupe i mean
https://cdn-enterprise.discourse.org/boingboing/uploads/default/original/3X/f/e/fea86613d485f10cdd9fd0381c3b9324b01f48f5.gif
oh heloooooo nurse
Hellooooooo gigantic nurse
Kinda an odd BotW question but
is there a clothing set you’ve mainly stuck with? I’ve been using the Sheikah Set since so got it.
Snowquill Headdress, Champion’s Tunic, Hylian Trousers. I wanted to look like how Link does in the memories.
okay… okay
OKAY
O- F**KING KAY
WHAT DID I FIND
I’m going to promptly die now
Guardian? Lynel?
I just found a Black Butler Lorax crossover fanfiction… complete with impregnating a male
O.O wow my RP doesn’t get that crazy
H̶o̶t̶
Why do people do this kind of thing
i don’t even know star
I don’t even know…..
(Plus…. Black Butler is already a very… touchy fanbase)
oh my god the idea of the lorax and somebody from black butler just made me shiver inside and out
Some people are……… Waaaay to kinky about strange things like that
Scooby doo beyblade crossover
I’m done
oohh wow that’s like just pushing oil and water together it just doesn’t work
You mean oil and fire?
yeah that’s what i meant
To be fair, oil and water do, in fact, not mix due to their chemical properties.
yep they don’t
There’s worse series to cross over.
yeah like johnny test…
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE MENTIONED THAT … I JUST FOUND SOMETHING SUPER DISTURBING
WHAT???????????
I found Johnny test getting “pounded” by king dedede
NOOOOOOO BUT WHYYYY??????
I dunno anymore
oh okay well at least it’s not THIS. #I’MACTUALLYSORRYFOREVERYBODYWHOLOOKSATTHIS
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/97abcc978cee28a198aaede1f90e33abe355b776f697a12f444f706a04bc9715.jpg
Yo, delete that man
but why?
I want to bleach my eyes now to get that image out of my brain!
yEAH….
Like the one I listed a few comments back?
play this song when i die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvkxbYWQuJU
Okay, for real… can somebody please send help… I need to bleach my eyes
so what are you puss filled sacks doin’
it got surprisingly late all of a sudden……and i am exhausted
heh well i killed everybody’s eyes with my desktop wallpaper
charming
YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO KNOW
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/91fac433b8db40ef8ffcc4f0bd0d90b7e9fd4f0cf5886a2ff59e2180217bf52a.png
please i’ve seen much worse
oh really?
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eae8f91a5a86d17c86b23125cb71ab723eb72f203301989d16065cfd82e9f250.jpg
meh i frequent kink sites and they’re way worse
wow…..you are just a crazy little man
i prefer adventurous
…..okay….well you are still a baby man
i’m in my 20s
o3o okay…….cool
Why do you keep posting it
i don’t know
Crying… scary fanfics
yes that lorax X black butler one
in the Yiga Clan hideout
OOOooooh Banana
link’s quest for bananas
bananabz
So….how many DB have you done? I did that like a week ago and I got the game on day one. xD
One
Homework. It’s my second to last week of college. Trying to go out on a good note and do my homework on time and such.
….that’s pretty dumb
Yeah, but the sooner I get it done, the sooner I can do something better.
yeah i just realized that iv’e been putting some pretty suggestive stuff on here and i bet that everybody here doesn’t like it at all
https://profileimages.torn.com/42be4aef-36a8-a182-1851172.jpg
don’t be smart with me rocky
well if you’re clearly not, somebody’s gotta
oh you found me out on that one
Well I’m starting to enjoy using Garchomp, Volcarona, and Seismitoad a lot more than I used to.
what’s the Seismitoad build?
i ask because i feel like i’m the only one on the planet who uses Seismitoad to a degree
And his build is Sassy Specially Defensive with an AV,
anything that’s not stab grass guarantees at least a few good hits
Is it your favorite of the water/ground mons?
I haven’t formulated a primary set, since I’m experimenting with it, but often its either a bulky water absorb or the swift swim mixed sweeper. I like the second option a lot more.
So somehow I ended up watching a bunch of the old Pokemon commercials on YouTube. I watched basically from DP up to SM. First of all I can firmly say that the whole Shohei story still gives the warm and fuzzies. It make me want to pick up my Sun copy again lol Second from watching all these commercials it’s got me thinking. We haven’t had a Spring/Summerish release in a very long time. Not since BW. I get that they basically bumped the rest of the world to Japan’s release cycle and they typically get the games in the fall, but I can’t say I’m a fan. It’s not a terrible time to release games, but I long for a time when I was able to play through a brand new Pokemon story when it’s nice out. I miss the days when it was around 50-60ish out (at least where I live) and I was able to play through my journey outside on my porch or at the park or even (not the best idea, but I was a kid) at the beach. Playing Pokemon when it’s nice out makes me feel god, but I can’t do that when the games are released right near the beginning of the Winter and I’m stuck inside……..Which is a bummer as even if Stars is real it was apparently delayed to fall. which sucks as it would mean that I almost got my Summer Pokemon game lol
Almost makes you feel God?
Almost lol
It means “shooting star”.
:'(
Oh god don’t even……You’re gonna make me feel things!! Lol
Well bored out of my mind I’m going to bed good night
oh good night 🙂
Night fam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkHw2WLVj10
FINALLY
Never even knew this was a thing
it was so a thing, if you couldn’t do it while others did you lost
its the basic equivilant of fighting with un EV’d Pokemon against ones that are
Well I’m glad it’s potentially gone then lol
It’s not even hard to do.. at all
But it did require a fair amount of skill and it wasn’t something exactly intended in design given the game never really tells you its a thing. If anything its just dev’s realizing that they left in an exploitable design flaw and fixed it to improve the game.
well i’m done here……i shall retire to my chambers, load a rainy sound effect and spend 2 hours tossing and turning to try and sleep