The rumors are true, Pokémon GO will be hosting an Easter Eggstravaganza Event!
From 1:00pm PST today until 1:00pm PST on April 20th, trainers will be able to take advantage of the following benefits:
- Double EXP
- Greater variety of Pokémon hatching from 2km eggs
- Increased candy quanity for egg hatchs
- 50% off on Lucky Eggs in the in-game shop
No word yet if the new Pokémon added to the 2km egg group will be brought down from the 5km and 10km groups, or if they’re simply Pokémon that usually cannot be hatched from eggs at all. For the official press release you can visit Niantic’s official blog!










When the class finds out the homework is for later
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What a weird class :p
yeah super weird
https://www.socialbakers.com/statistics/facebook/pages/detail/99044554628-panera-bread?country=vietnam
I mean the Vietnamese have good taste
okay….
so everybody is gone?
Yo
eyy
It’s been so quiet recently, I hope more news pops up go get chat going XD
How to end a relationship
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All i’m reading is love handles
And i loves me some juicy love handles
The only thing lacking in this chat is punctuation
Relationship goals
This one is mine
http://www.pitchworks.co.uk/my_pictures/FBL-635A.jpg
no it’s mine >:(
Someone’s on the ball
You scored with that one
it’s the GOAL of it
Puns are my hole life
You dropped the ball with that one
Star netted all the good ones
Golf
Putt that thing back where it came from or so help me
Ha! But you can’t match my puns!
because you DRAIN the puns out of people
Water you talking about?
you know WART i’m talking about
I dont think you get how this works
i don’t care
Game on
And There’s a hole lot of more puns to make!
You have the choice between catching six of your favourite regular Pokemon or capturing a legendary of your choice
Choose
normal pokemon
6 normal, where the hell would i even take care of a Groudon anyway and besides….i am so not a sunny weather guy
I love Nebby but not THAT much
Lopunny
Gardevoir
Primarina
Tsareena
Furret
Alolachu
Which ones your absolute fave? 😮
Lopunny or Primarina. I kinda change between them daily
Six of my favorites
Chandelure
Galvantula
Gliscor
Gallade
Weavile
Porygon Z
There aren’t many Legendaries I like as much as these mons :3
Nnrrrrrrrr
I need more then 6
Rhyperior
Excadrill
Emboar
Heracross
Pangoro
Golisopod
Aerodactyl
Well I can’t say no to Marshadow
does somebody want to see my desktop background?
This question comes up a lot, but what’s your favourite Pokemon – and has it always been your favourite?
yamsak, timburr, tubbish, garbodor, cofagrigus, and dartrix
Right now I’d say both Raichu forms but Lurantis and Salazzle are close seconds. And yeah, Kantonian Raichu has been my favourite since my first game (Diamond, where I got my Raichu up to Lv. 100)
Chandelure and no. My first favourite was Shinx, then it was Gliscor, then I couldn’t decide between Gallade and Sableye, then Chandelure came into my life
Well right now it’s Lopunny and no. I used to be (more) trash and liked Lucario for a long time. Then Mega Lopunny came around and I adored it. I bred two shiny Lopunnies, one for competitive and one for in game in ORAS. I had already made this dumb comic with a Buneary in it so I had a connection to it but I just loved the mega. Eventually I stopped liking Lucario and Lopunny became my favorite.
it truly varies from time to time all i can say are
Rhyperior
Excadrill
Aerodacty
Donphan
and Sandshrew whom for many many years in my childhood have tried to find a Sandshrew in the wild in red,,,,,,,and firered……….
man i hate myself for this being my background
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/91fac433b8db40ef8ffcc4f0bd0d90b7e9fd4f0cf5886a2ff59e2180217bf52a.png
what. the. fuck.
I regret pressing the “View” button.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
its… really not funny tho
yeah but i think it’s a little funny
I don’t think sexual assault of a minor by weird spooky ghosts is that funny
oh…but that ghosts power involves licking soo i’m not sorry
… thats even worse
yes…he’ll lick you to take out the unnessecary bits of your personality to make you achieve greatness
Right it literally could’ve just been licking his face or some shit and it’d convey the creep factor without being sexual
it gets WORSE #I’MSORRYFORTHIS
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please stop
okay i’ll stop it’s just people think it’s nessecary for soname to be sexy
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH I’m scared HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
HHAHAHAHAHHA you should HAHAAHAHHAHA
I wanna kill myself
really but why?
dis is mine
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/disservice_2032.jpg
oohh sexyy
just kidding its this
http://i.imgur.com/o77cbC9.png
OH WOW
All the Ground types i ever used in a Mono run
>No Nidoqueen
>No Wormadam
Wow, sexist much?
this was prior to me using them, this is a monument to completed Mono runs, and i would NEVER use that lowly bagworm EVER
cant blame you on that one
It was mostly in jest but
Wormadam is best girl
IT SUCKS SO MUCH ASS,
Sandy Wormadam needs better moves, the other two have Quiver
maybe….maybe not
Wait actually
Nincada is on there
Did you use an unevolved Nincada on a team? 😮
actually yes in AS
it was mostly a cut slave but that changed when i put evolite on it (and it knew night slash)
not my best mono, i think my best was Black
So that would be Exca/Krook/Lurk/Fisk/Toad right?
yep all five
Sandile was a fucking beast with its Moxie
I’m surprised you’d use Fisk tbh
OHOHO that thing was fun, it paralyzed everything, and i kinda liked it because everyone hated it
Huh, looks like you’re still not out of surprises
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LMHoHnHk1gs/maxresdefault.jpg
😛
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzLNn-arqTI
I’d want that pingas
God damn it star
I’m always one step ahead….
gotta go fast, fam
yep goota fast go
I mean.. you gotta do some good puns
Come on, step it up
yeah you’re too slow
Without a shadow of a doubt
Exactly, there’s still a fighting chance
oh yesh
I was gonna save my bleach until exam results day but looks like desperate times fall for desperate drinking
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=1&ved=0ahUKEwiJ9pSGp6_TAhWCiFQKHdhAC0AQtwIIJDAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQn977W9HjWM&usg=AFQjCNFkOuxM-uGD8XnwloAfn6NYu6G5qw
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Such a serene background :3
so pretty
This is nicer
I love it :3
Thanks, I needed that 😀
Yw! 😀
I like it
Yesh
oh hey kurusu
Hello Oily
heh but i’m still in school so we could talk later
Ok
but did you see my desktop bacground?
No i didn’t, yet at least
Don’t do if
heh
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/91fac433b8db40ef8ffcc4f0bd0d90b7e9fd4f0cf5886a2ff59e2180217bf52a.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdAZ7oATfc
shushh i want to okay
NO I WON’T STOP HAHAHAHAHAAH
Oh no
HEH YOU GOTTEN TO WITNESS THE HORROR THAT IS SONAME
So what’s everyone favourite music piece from a videogame?
Mine is this one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_hW-MHssUd8
God… I have so many.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhFHJMVfiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAsJUTsYxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO9WXi9gxQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OxpAqDc4JE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQHlp8w-gcg
Welp Pika clone for my game is based on the cutest little f*cker I could find a Jeroba maybe Electric/Ground?
This is more on it though
https://www.google.com/search?q=jerboa&safe=strict&client=ms-android-verizon&biw=360&bih=560&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiOn7q7t6nTAhUK3YMKHR_FBQ0Q_AUIBCgA
Here’s my backgrounds
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excuse me while i bleach my eyes
OHOHO MEI IS NUMBAH WON
Fairy God mom it’s not a phase
I just need to look at CDi sometimes to remind myself there’s bigger failures than my parent’s condom
Accident child? My brothers can relate
Accident and mum wanted a girl
ooohh bad times
My dad too, and he got 3 boys instead xD
I can relate
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I just found this in my photos
WELLCUM TO TA WERRD OFF POKERMINN
Professor Sickamore
Yes
If you were to be a master of a Pokemon type, which one and why (beyond ‘its my favourite’)
Only one person per type. Go!
Ghost
poision
Why?
garbodor, trubbish, and muk are the reason
My Fav. Poisons (As actually poison types)
Muk
Garbodor
Weezing
Arbok
Drapion
Why
Simply put, ghosts seem to have this level of abstractness to them. They honestly feel the most standout to me. When I think of gen 4, my first mon I think of, (Besides emp) is Dusknoir cause of how badass it is and the fact that it drags people to the spirit world AND has a mouth chest black hole and WHY DOES IT NOT HAVE A MEGA I LOVE DUSKNOIR
Boom
Boom Pow
Seriously, mega Dusk…..
Omg…
I’ll say why in a second, just claiming before someone else does
Not allowed, if they have a reason before you they get it
You succeeded >_>
Water because I feel I have a deeper connection with water than most I’ve loved the water since i was little and with that I’m proud to say water… Also i flow like water
Fairy because
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By the power of Gayskull
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
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Still hoping this show gets back on the rails
Same. I wanna just completely re-do Season 4 really
Forget season 4 happened when Season 7 shows promise
Grass, because I like nature, when I was little I was always captivated by the trees, forest and rural areas.
And because green is my favorite color
………………………….This is basically my core personality trait
Obviously electric types
i should chop off every extremity to have and force them down your own gullet
I mean you use eelktross and stunfisk
Because i like them?
Them as in electric types
………… Type it is then
Ground duh (normally u would’ve said a more “tell-it-like-it-is comment but why give you the opportunity)
Ground duh is best type
‘Lectric
I FINALLY FOUND THE PICTURE I WAS LOOKING FOR THANK YOU https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de34f4426f65ad32fe8b5ed4851280d74661c1456d86b51772f3e0d8d6c40f02.png
DECEASED
It’s so good XD
So true
;3
*somebody tried to insult my favourite Pokemon and thinks they won’t get shit from me*
https://youtu.be/POy09x79WRk
ooh boi you got another thing coming
Show them your coup de grace
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Shit almost
http://www.projectazurite.com/mega-dusknoir
I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS BEAUTY
Back to Dappou again
Tf is a Dappoo
Its a magical magical thing
Show him, he needs to see it asap
Oh boi
Well a lot of people know I’m a huge Vocaloid fan…
One day I was scrolling through the fandom’s songs and found…. this beauty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kPCvVYrg_w
The images are something special
>Vocaloid
https://youtu.be/Hyw6kKMjp5A
Just look at the video, it’s actually just trippy as fuck
My life resumed in one phrase
I get this gif
It’s why I don’t make friends.. they shove glue sticks up each others assses
Professor Thiccamore
http://i.imgur.com/bkVYk9n.png
Sycamore was the beginning of hot male professors and i hope it never ends
Sycamore made me question my gayness
It confirmed mine
Sycamore was just one of many confirmations
i don’t rule 63
I had a thicc reference base, thought of this pun, and was too lazy
i don’t want thick, i want well rounded to fat
Well, hun I didn’t make this for you, I made it to satisfy the pun demon that gives me scary dreams involving skeletons every night
then take this dream axe and fucking kill it
SERIOUSLY WOMEN THE PUNS ARE GETTING ANNOYING EVERY DAY NYARRRRARARARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stop… The wordplay? I don’t punderstand…
You should be punished for that
That’s a punderstatement
Ok this one… this one right here… This one is pretty punderestimated
Don’t punderestimate me and my ponderful wordplay!
*punderful
oh i messed mine up oops
thats was punsuccessful
The poor failure’s went six feet punder
I made a grave mistake
Deathinetley
But you know what they say… you reap what you sow
Letus carry on with these mortifying puns
Woman*
I would say to file a complaint in the complaint box but I DONT CHECK DAT SHIT
How else is star gonna love sycamore and stay lesbian
Everyone deserves a bit of Augustine even if you have to bend it
that’s fine, i for one don’t want to get my wires crossed
But an electric type specialist such as yourself should be willing to make some sparks fly
He’s a fire type specialist you idiot! He has the hots for thiccamore clearly.
Look below, that’s why I mentioned him being electric
Better than the real thing
Ok so favorite types from fav. To least fav.
Go
1. Water
2. Grass
3. Fairy
4. Normal
5. Electric
6. Dark
7. Steel
8. Ice
9. Bug
10. Ground
11. Fighting
12. Fire
13. Psychic
14. Rock
15. Ghost
16. Poison
17. Dragon
18. Flying
I love all types, but some not as much so now you
HOW IS FLYING IN LAST!?
Most of them annoy me like how all, but Noctowl, Staraptor, and Swellow are the only regional birds I actually love, but lets admit boo Unfeasant
hmm
-Cause Pidgeot is over rated compared to Pidgeotto
-Talonflame bothers me
-Toucannon should have been Fire type instead of Normal
I dont have time for that
1. Fairy
2. Ghost
3. Ice
ughhhhh
1 Ground
2 Fighting
3 Rock
4 Steel
5 Fire
6 Dragon
7 Bug
8 Electric
9 Ice
10 Normal
11 Grass
12 Poison
13 Flying
14 Water
15 Dark
16 ghost
17 Psychic
18 Fairy
So many things wrong…
Ground would be higher, but some bug and ice tip the scales for me
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+1 gif added to inventory
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At least bug makes the top 10
At least you’re not bugged by it
Well if I really wanted to diSECT his list I could
You motht do it
He might swarm if I do though
Ant? Do it anyway
Not time for that (sorry :p )
1. Ghost
2. Grass
3. Ice
4. Fire
5. Normal
Ice
Water
Dark
Fire
Electric
Dragon
Fighting
Steel
Flying
Ghost
Bug
Psychic
Grass
Ground
Poison
Fairy
Normal
Rock
Bagull Party?
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f42a5f4a38d78c06cc7c51fab0b5d873c50a792033e42367ea338d0631649c5f.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7otW-2vSHzM
https://media0.giphy.com/media/awpcnrNa9k4Lu/200.webp#48-grid1
y u do dis
I dunno
When you hear lil bitches dissing the fairy squad
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cce96afc0bf8b6a46fe2f8b2433bc7351b45faf8dee552e1eeb70980a917d480.gif
Show them your coup de gravy
Fixed
This is why you’re best mijo
Thanks Mama ;3
Mama Superior approves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsvTHTwwHLw
I love Overwatch but it will never have something as amazing as this
TF2 was a legend
I wish they had animated Lusamine’s hair better. In game it literally looks like a tent. It’s so much better in the artwork. Like why does it stick out from her body? Massive bumpit? Hairsprayed af?
It’s pretty obvious during more intents moments
It’s just too much. When they revealed her it looked so fashionable, and then when I got the game it looked like a weave and I wanted to snatch it off her
Doesn’t snatch only work on status moves?
Not if you’re angry enough
So it works on swagger
Oh yeah, trust me.
I think the animators had a blonde moment
Oh well, I guess we’re lusing out on better looking cutscenes
Hair hair
Plus its hard to draw
Yeah, I am not attempting that shit
Speaking of puns, forgot if I told you guys or not but for school I wrote a report on how to reduce obesity rates in the UK and I titled it ‘Obesity: Do or Donut?’
i choose…….doughnut
I should include my pun vocabulary in my homework.
I’m talking seriously
Oh lordy, humor makes everything better. I wrote a persuasive essay on a topic (Not doing cigarettes) and literally the entire thing was sarcastic
If I did a smoking persuasive essay I’d call it ‘Smoking? Fag-get About It!’
Fag is a term for cigarettes over here BTW, just to clear up any misconceptions
Oh lord XD
This is perfect in a billion ways
Yeah, I think you should smoke, especially if you want to invite a good friend of mine called lung cancer, I heard that he is great, it’s tricks are something to kill for, unless they kill you first.
Damn that was dark
XD
I made a comment talking about how people say that they have rights
I proceeded to follow it up by saying how if you had tea with a corpse of a person who died from second hand smoke, I’m sure they’d support the right to smoke if they were able to speak
You’re good at this
Thanks :3
Yes, I love when titles have puns in them.
Welp I actually acted like a jackass to the teacher who was a jackass to me all year today
And is the story of how Seraph got punished :p
I actually didn’t
She was handing out papers today and I was in the first of the row. I was telling her to wait cause I had to erase something… so I used the least clean eraser I had… and made sure it took VERY long…. she mentioned her arm started to hurt :3