Sorry for the slight delay, as I got struck with a severe headache and a bad temper. But I persevered to bring you the ultimate winners of the PJM 2014 Writing Contest!
I received 10 round two submissions, all of them which were excellent! You all did a great job guys. Choosing two winners proved to be a daunting task. But the big winner was a clear-cut case for me, as I absolutely loved his history of Pokémon before Pokémon even existed. So I hereby declare the following Pokéjungler as the absolute first winner of the PJM Writing Contest:
James Hurst with Capsule Monsters: The Pre-evolution to Pokémon
The second winner was a though choice between four favorites, but I ultimately went with:
ShinyXatu with MissingNo.: The Acceptable Glitch
Both will get contacted for further details regarding fine tuning their articles within the course of next week. And of course, we can’t forget to mention their prize. Each will get a free printed copy of the magazine, including free shipping :). The others will get the chance of seeing their articles up on the site, starting as early as next week. I’ll contact them if that’ll be the case.
While I get back to work off-screen, I would like to address the confusion that arose around the Art Contest. This is most likely my own fault as I was extremely exhausted writing the introduction article and seemingly forgot to write a general description.
The purpose of the Art Contest is to receive high quality (in technical terms) digital art commonly found on sites such as Deviantart. The winner will see his article taking up one whole page, so it has to be something suitable to be blown up so much. It will be very much like a big ad in a magazine, but without the advertising. For technical details, click here. If you still have some questions about the contest, be sure to hit me up with an email (found in the article) or just shoot it at me in the comments.
I’m off for now, my head still pounds with the force of one million suns. Happy commenting, and don’t be afraid of being banned quickly, the Headmaster wasn’t trying to intimidate anyone :).
~Daedardus~
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No ShinyNoivern.. Just NO! .. You Know What You Did! >=[
What did i do?
FINE I WILL MOVE ON FACK HER SHE MISSING OUT ON GREAT SKIDDO(with a eyepatch)
Yes! Go Govnah!
Also, we’re here for you. If you ever need help, you know where to find us.
We’re young. Love is programmed to be misunderstood.
i wil find a other girl with my one eye
gimme a high hoof
YES! THAT’S THE SPIRIT!
Upvote!
Yup.
Thats the spirit Dicie…..
My plot for X2 and Y2 has changed:
Team Flare has discovered the Cocoon of Xerneas and Yveltal, and in tandem with Evil Professor Sycamore, plans to emit Mega Stone Radiation, turning them both into Destructive Pokemon.
Your job, with the help of the three world-class scientists Serena, Colress and Xerosic, is to stop Team Flare from discovering the cocoons and wreaking havoc across the Kalos Region.
Postgame:
Kalos has been destroyed, bit by bit, by Xerneas and Yveltal, thanks to Team Flare. They have fled to the nearby (insert new region name here) Region, to plot new plans for destruction. As their purpose was to destroy the Region, and potentially all people and Pokemon, the player, Serena, Colress and Xerosic still remain alive, and aware of Flare’s departure.
In the postgame, you’ll be heading to another region in search of Team Flare, and put them to justice.
I’d like people to comment for region names they’d like to see in X2 and Y2 alongside Kalos. Please be serious when making names. I’ll give it 25 minutes before I make a poll. Thanks for all responses!
They have fled to the nearby (German) Region
Okay. German’s not really a region name but if you are requesting a Germany-based region, that’ll be in the running.
Germs on many there
Well the evidence pointed to the next game’s region being german based. Have you not seen @heavymetallamb:disqus ‘s theories? xD
and u find a skiddo with a eyepatch named govnah who doesnt evolve
See ya later guys. I gtg.
Bye!
See ya
Goodbye, my newest Jungle friend!
Same. Over certain ppl here… tuh.
c ya bud
You misunderstood me. My message does not have a serious tone.
I just said you shouldn’t clone, that’s all. And regarding to the 180 shiny more than me, I said you started MM before I did, so I have less. And the ace shiny trainer thing cameo appearance in the FAN GAME part, you were the one who suggested that.
someone bring the popcorn
no.. u were being shady and trying to downplay my hardwork by coughing. I’m not stupid. But to each there own.
I just hate it when ppl have a problem with stuff like that. don’t keep reminding me that u do like okay we get it? cloning is def not a big deal. and if – for example – diancie was able to be traded, u’d be the first one in line begging for one dude. So don’t even ..
The coughing part was sarcastic… It was meant to be like this : Shiny ace trainer *cough* who else would that be beside us? *cough*
And why would I want a Pokemon I can’t even use since it hasn’t been released yet
mm hmm okay.. and can’t use?? I use mine online ?? And yes – we know it hasn’t been released yet, no durrrr.. But if I completed 718 pokemon before Bank released, BANKED 180+ shinies, BUILDED 2 boxes of competitive pokemon, got 200+ Trophies on Global Link.. and got bored with XY… then I feel entitled to modify my save file and do what I want with it. I don’t need anyone keep telling me “its bad dont do this dont do that..” like plz argh
I was just speaking my opinion, you don’t need to get so hostile. Beside, what can I do if people clone? Absolutely nothing. You made me sound like a cheap person who would do anything to get a leaked legendary, which is why I was upset at that part.
I would just like to say, you guys are crap heads and full of sheet for getting me best comment.
Yes I just realized this now.
I freaking love you guys (except…).
But yeah, I might be leaving for a while idk I have to think about it.
Free govnah plush for u
YAYYYYYYY
Doughnut leave us
Who’s doughnut and why do you want himherit to leave us?
Do not speak his name. He might be reading D:
Or you could stay.
(except…)
Finish your sentence.
(…)
Ah, okay. Makes a bit more sense with that clarification.
Good.
Red?
Taylor Swift?
I think I am too… this place is slowly becoming Serebii chat..
I have a question for both of you. If one leaves PokeJungle, where does one go?
Away from PokeJungle back into depression making bad decisions…?
Quite accurately said. That’s my point, there is not much else to go. Once you leave, the internet seems like a barren place.
Considering I’ve been here for about, 5 months now?
That’s where I was before this lets be honest.
What about the 6,738 comments you left, 12 followers, and 1,906 upvotes? I suppose those have no significance, like they never happened?
Make that 13 Followers.
And the one following.
But they happened I’m pretty sure.
I asked if they had significance. How could you just…”leave” after having committed yourself for so long?
there’s a real good saying… “all good things come to an end”.. think about it.
But you would be bringing the end to the good thing upon yourself, thereby making it seem to other people that it was a bad thing.
Everyone will have a time when they go.1 by 1… like flies.. You’re not going to be here forever you know.
Well, my Disqus will still be here.
But I physically and socially won’t be here.
To play and enjoy it to myself and with my real friends, and i’m also on twitter… and will still trade with ppl on serebii & such..
Very slowly, but steady.
Do not leave us Dex completing buddy.
Those days in which others left were days of depression,
in my game u find a lonely skiddo named govnah with a eyepatch.. he is level 80 and refuses to evolve…. his catch rate is 3 his attacks are
Goat kick
Flamethrower
Bang Bang
Eyepatch love
Bang Bang sounds suuuuper sexy
he pulls out a gun
I GOT PAY BACK TODAY…. I sparyed prefume in pringles and gave them to my friends who messed me revenge……
Sometimes I feel like a King.. a Pro When I clear Teams with my Togetic when I get slayed I feel “what am I doing wrong!?” Has anyone actually made or know of a team that has Never lost? I was going to win a battle but a Excadrill got 3 drill attacks in a row.. the attack that insta faints Pokemans =[
@disqus_MRslUvsVha:disqus @heavymetallamb:disqus Stop Arguing ._.
where ?
Down below.
We’re good… or atleast I am.. I’m over it.. moving on..
Don’t leave us heavy.
It was never an argument. I was just speaking my opinion.
I was not hostile as all. ._.
It just Heavy got the wrong vibe from it.
Are we good? 🙂
I’m very defensive as you can see lol but as sweet as a pea. Ex gf made me like this – but we’re good. I just get annoyed when ppl keep telling me that I’m doing something wrong like if their opinion is factual.
🙂
Well, in all of my comments, I never said “YOU DID IT WRONG YOU ARE A BAD PERSON!.” I just stated that I dislike cloning. And the sarcastic cough didn’t help because you got the wrong message. I’m here was like “wtf? I didn’t mean that at all!.”
And the want of BOTH of you making a cameo in Jade Jungle.
Since he was first to suggest it and I agreed, I was like “yeah, we contributed, at least let us have an appearance.” kind of stuff. He thought my cough downplays his value as a shiny trainer, when in actuality, I meant, *cough* who else but us?*cough*
but then coughing after it… look lets not harken back to it… ppl can feel how they feel about it, and I’ll continue to take it the way I took it. Move on ppl geez
Nacom has said none of there peeps will be added to smash
more posibility for bayonetta yay
BOMBERMAN
bayonetta make more sense she is a nintendo exclusive now plus it would be easy to make a moveset for her
DAMN IT I WANTED PACMAN SO BAD.
Fawful.
@HeavyMetalLamb:disqus and @disqus_MRslUvsVha:disqus
please report to Govnah Couples Therpy Mkay
http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.14721407.8341/flat,550×550,075,f.u2.jpg
They’re cool now.
oh ok 😀 just wanted to say it
But Igneous is always hot.
shinyxatu u here COME ON SKYPE
Why?
i found a quote
well my Wii and Gamecube aren’t reading games like they used to do
Yeah my Wii won’t play any disc games.
and surprisingly the only reason I want to Play Battle for Bikini Bottom and also Gamecube games is Volt
I knew you would understand……….
……
kevin come on skype PWEASE!!!
Okayyyyyyyyyy
I’m leaving.
FOR THE NIGHT DONT WORRY JEEZ.
Or am I…..?
bye then:P
For the night. Goodnight. I best see you tomorrow.
Hey Govnah what Bomberman Games you play?
I have Bomberman Blitz on my 3DS. 😀
very long time ago
Jeebus, you guys can be depressing sometimes.
“All day everyday”
well…. kevin we cant see in the future like -_-
I’m not depressing i’m Narcissistic and Psychotic
I just saw the messages you left on skype when you thought i left xD I didn’t log on to skype much 😛
I was concerned XD
I can tell lol
Don’t let others bring you down. It’s all good.
Good night everybody.
I hope my little “episode” with Heavy won’t leave a bad impression.
It’s just that things can be misunderstood and misinterpreted.
I never meant for anything hostile.
Goodnight
*cue the song Let it Go*
Good night. 🙂
nope get out 😛 XD JK
Please don’t hate me for saying this but I think a lot of this fan made region talk should make its way back to Mt. Moon. :/ It was great to promote it here and gain interest, but I feel as if it should be worked on over there.
*cue people raging and leaving PokeJungle because of a misinterpretation of a revitalization of pre-arranged rules*
Plz no! 😛
Agreed, Nobody really comments on the thread though ._.
I usually only post about polls or announcements cause more people are active here.
Yeah, most people here don’t go on Mt. Moon a lot so gauging interest here is okay. Hopefully it can make Mt. Moon more active.
Through the fan game, i actually got several people to join mount moon.
It’s because Disqus is more convenient than forums. It’s because Disqus is more convenient than a messy chat. I guess that’s why people never wanted to leave it.
Yeah, no doubt. Disqus is a lot faster and more efficient. Maybe make a fan region group chat or skype group? Just a few suggestions.
So… i’ve not commented in a while and i think i should explain why. I’m not playing Pokemon (The whole series) right now and if i’m not playing Pokemon, there’s no reason for me to come here and talk about it… That’s pretty much it, bye for now
XD
greatest comment ever.
I haven’t been playing pokemon either xD I started playing bravely default alot but i still go on here.
Bye for now!
what game are you playing lol, and bye see you soon :3
Mario Galaxy, Twilight princess, Skyward sword, A link to the past
u guys are my true friends expect Xatu 😛 jk
Ripping from Lickitung i see D:
im filling his hole untill hes back on his feet i mean tongue
I would expect Xatu as well 😛
heavy are you online? can you trade me a snubull:3?
Pokeungle the movie will have a musical numbers
“Who cares? It’s freakin Xatu. Kill everyone” -from the wise words of Tobuscus Turner.
Xatu why do people hate u
Well
Musical starts
when i was a a little natu
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
mine song me vs heavy
“I once knew a kid whose tounge fell off in his sleep” shinylickitung 😮 The song makes too much sense.
La bidda bidda dum give me ur Djja
wat makes u think i have djja
Xatu his future u will never know
We making a musical!
Goodnight anyone on Disqus 😀
We’re talking about *TOP-SECRET*
I’m still gonna be on skype xD
Okay cool. XD
so when pjn gonna replace their winter theme, spring is coming very soon lol