Welcome to the second edition of PJM Newsroom! Let us immediately go to the first announcement of today!
Submissions for contest still open
Know you can still submit your bio and short story for the PJM contest! For details visit >>>HERE<<<. You still have plenty of time left but don’t wait too long because I neeeed submissions!
Name change and logo
Already announced in the contest write-up, PJNM will be shortened to PJM. We also have a (temporary) logo featuring Chespin from our in-house artist moving. From now on, Chespin will be the mascot for the magazine, like Sewaddle is for the site.
Tentative release date
We’re still aiming for a mid-February release date. The deadline for all the content is at the end of December, after which we can start putting everything together using Digital Publishing Software. We’ll be using Scribus, since it is open-source but a still relatively strong DSP.
Got feedback? You can still mail us!
If you want to hit us up with something, you can do so through [email protected]. This is also the place if you’ve got any concerns, complaints, or crazy ideas. We’ll normally get back to you in one day, and we even reply faster on weekends too!
Content announcement
For this week we’ll reveal the staff-focused section. The first few pages will include a page with a picture of every staff member along with a short bio, a poll among the whole staff and two interviews featuring the man behind the site himself and Daedardus! If there is something you really want to know about those two staff members, you can ask so through the email provided earlier.
We have to admit news is calm at the moment, but we’re exploring options to make things more interesting. More on that later. See you next time!
~Daedardus~
There has been so much drama in the jungle lately. The beasts are loose and the claws are out.
And Pyroar, the king of the jungle, shall reign supreme over all!
SIMBAAA!
I bred a 5 31 IV Male today and was so happy. It only took about 6 eggs. I was expecting to fill boxes with Litleos, and then BAM! right in the first fifteen minutes!
My most perfect IVs are 3, ever. I don’t have any patience and now I have nightmares of shiny hunting (not really). My team must have 2 perfect IVs and I call it good.
Cool!
Going to see if I can find my first shiny for Gen 6. Lets hope I can get one before completely listening to Iron Maidens entire discography. Wish me luck!
Good luck! Make it be a hawlucha!
How? Chaining? Fishing? Safariing? Huh, safariing is a word, go figure.
Going to do Safari and once I get up to Powerslave im gonna do Fishing
I’m so afraid to submit my entry! I can’t bring myself to do it! I feel like its imperfect so I can’t enter! I’ll probably sumbit at 11:59 on the 24th
@movingg:disqus could you please ban the monstrosity know as YOLO from this website? He is stopping me from fully enjoying this website!
Please do it moving. Or Dae. Or any of the mods. I seriously can’t believe that some parents let their kids grow up to be like that.
Same here.
sometimes I hate people.
And I thought PJ was the ultamite safe haven from degenerates like YOLO (seriously, YOLO? Bastard’s dang username screams troll)
I will leave if this doesn’t stop. PJN was my place to just enjoy pokemon with people who like it just as much as me. Back off YOLO.
sometimes?
I must have the peaceful region known as pokejungle back for all of us!
i kinda dont get him
trolling one or two people for playing pokemon … ON A POKEMON SITE
might as well just waste you time trolling every single member than just the few. makes the ban hammer come faster 😀
I would like to see his face explode beneath the unforgiving smash of the ban hammer. 🙂
And kids this is what happens when someone doesn’t have a life
Exactly. Don’t forget bad parenting.
Ah that as well
“Okay, 5 year old, you can play call of duty!”
My bro is in 3rd grade and literally half of his class plays it, not him though.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
… Anything new, or just going to keep calling everyone ay for no reason?
Do you actually contain brain matter or is it just a box of retarded catchphrases you keep in your head?
The second. Definitely the second. And this is why people who go YOLO are the biggest morons on the planet.
“#sweg”
You get the award for biggest ***** congrats!
LEAVE US AND GIVE US PEACE!!!
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I’m sorry to all thinking of these clever insults. I can’t think on the spot like that. Kudos if you can.
well, ive been thinking about it, and now im starting to really like this shiny scizor XD
so .. what’s the strongest/best moves for a bashful scizor with technician? and also any specific IVs i should focus on?
Bullet punch is a must. Aerial ace, too.
wait, aerial ace over air slash? is it because of the accuracy percentage?
Technician boosts aerial ace
air slash is special aerial ace is physical scizor has a better attack stat too
I’d invest in 252 atk 252 HP 4 def / bullet punch for priority, bug bite, aerial ace, roost
i believe that scizor with bug bite is imposible right now because pokebank hasnt been released yet
ID INVEST IN 69 ATK 69 HP 69 DEF LOL / ATACKS FUCK UR MOM, FUCK UR SISTER, FUCK UR FAMIY, YOURE A IDIOT
OMG DIIIEEE BASTARD http://movieimage5.tripod.com/godfather/godfather25.jpg
I love you too
ahahahah
ahahaha
ha
Wow, you need to learn new swears. Seriously, this is getting old. We get it you are braindead, but wow, you are just so dumb I can’t believe that your mother didn’t kill you when you popped out of the womb.
He just loves me and want to be my friend
Then tell him as a friend that he should go take a dive into a volcano.
or perform seppuku on himself
Nah, too honorable of a death.
I love my famiy! my famiy is my best friend!
From how fucking stupid this scumf**k’s comments are, I would not be suprised if this guy thinks he commenting on Youtube
Considering that Youtube comments are literally Google+ right now, I wouldn’t be surprised.
IVs are already set if you have yours already, so it is what it is.
Since it’s Bashful, it doesn’t specialize in anything, so I’d go with some sort of boosting set to make up for it. Swords Dance, Bullet Punch, Bug Bite (if you have it in Gen VI then do U-turn/X-scissor instead), and… uh, Roost? Then max out your HP EVs and split the rest between Def and Sp. Def for bulk or HP and Atk for power.
oh woops! i meant EVs then XD thank you for clearing that part up for me.
thank you bulba, pokemaniac, and genovia! 😀
Everyone does that from time to time. Heck, my brother just called me and asked me how to get Adamant hordes to IV train. I just looked at the phone wondering what in the world he was talking about when I realized that he was trying to EV train Attack in XY!
LOL!
Long ago, the junglers lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when YOLO attacked. Only the MODs, masters of all the junglers, could stop him.
But then when the Community needed them most, they vanished
Faster than a ghost type in a window.
100 comments passed and my pikachu and I discovered the new MOD, a jungler named @pokmonwarrior:disqus. And although his comeback skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he can ban anyone.
He’s a mod? He was newer than me I thought. He does comment fast.
No, I just couldn’t think of anyone else.
How about that handsome man commenting on your comment right now (me)?
Who?
Me
Who’s Me?
Haha I thought that passed:)
/hm/
Don’t even start. I’m warning you.
What about pipealex the jerk who does the jokes
-ahem-
You haven’t even paid any attention to the troll.
As you all should too. Now pay attention to me.
Now back to me.
No me.
Okay…
And you didn’t pick the great Ithsme, master of ghosts,and competitor extraordinaire? XD
That idea must’ve mIthsme…
XD I greatfully accept this banhammer! I shall use it for good.
And the he visited the tribe of pipealex t
To learn which art of modding?
Jerkiness
And the community could also if we ignore him Lucario could so lets use ignore its super effective on yolo yolo left the place and got a job in Mc Donald’s
If by good you mean scrubbing the toilets.
Yup he also fried his hand cooking some fries!
*cringe*
If by good you mean begging outside of it.
But then, suddenly they vanished. Then, later I found an old mod called Dae hiding out somewhere, and although his moding powers are weak, I believe that Dae can save the Jungle.
Someone wants to battle
Somehow I think yolo is a fat guy sitting In his mom basement playing cops and got mad because he can’t kill and picking on the Pokemon fans.
Named Dicie…
I don’t think Dicie would do that call somebody that bad
Maybe Dicie hates me and my family
Why would he hate you
Precisely. Plus Dicie wouldn’t tell me to die.
Y u no like dicie?
I don’t dislike him. It’s just that he’s tends to be misleading at time, such as last night when he created the fake profile. Earlier he was complaining about the trolls on this site when one hasn’t been present for months and suddenly there is one and he is nowhere to be found… Batman taught me never to give credence to coincidence.
What fake profile?
EspurTheGreat was Dicie all along.
What? He was? I saw him today, and he said he was new. We have a lot of newcomers.
It was Dicie. He confessed right before YOLO came.
Conveniently…
That makes so much sense.
heh?
YOLO that annoying guy who could only speak lol witch makes him sound like a Pokemon in anime
Look down. be warned of the troll.
hmm, that’s one frail troll then
Yeah, but a very persistent one at that. Do your worst please.
Every once in a while, there is a troll who comes around on the site. Last time it was Mr. Peanut or whatever, and now it’s yolo. I truly find it entertaining, especially when I think about the sheer power of Dae or Moving’s ban hammer. It’s only a matter of time…
There was also the affar hater!
Was there? I missed that one…
Randy was his name.
Speaking of which, where is affar?
He’s been pretty inactive
I thought it was tootles every time. I’ve never been here with the infamous tootles much less any troll ever. This is my first time.
LOL I WAS MR PEANUT AND IM JUST TELLINGN TE TRUTH U ALL AREJUST IDIOTS, GAYS WITH NO LIFE
Awwwwww thanks :,)
Isn’t this just cute?
maeks my hart feel good
I’m sorry for this cheesy comment everyone but: I know you are but what am I?
truly inspirational words, tell me more
U lie
Thank you, that’s so kind! (Seriously know what those words that you are throwing around mean.)
Get a life and stop going here go to your porn website you child with no life.
look don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t give a damn if you dislike him or not
It just makes us feel better, knowing he is hated.
well thats kind of….weird
I am gay, but with a life. Moreso than you do spamming everyone with none sense.
… Learn something new every day.
What?
Never mind. I can’t tell sarcasm sometimes. Sorry…
Aye? It’s okay?
I think I misread your post.
How? You took it as sarcasm?
We must like the comment to make him enraged we don’t hate him!
Today i discovered some things, i’m gay, have no live, i’m a idiot and a weird guy fucks my family
We ALL are apparently!
Please go die and if possible PAINFULLY
(Im never this angry, but a persistant troll to me is just as big as a scumbag as a white supremisist
ok I know he’s a troll but you don’t tell people to die
He told me to die, why shouldn’t I return the favor?
don’t stoop to his depravity
Same here. It makesme cringe.
In all honesty lets just forget this guy even exists or that his presence was ever on this site?
refresh to see me calm down
you do realize that people can fake this?
No, I believe this time, it’s justified.
I don’t understand why you people don’t understand how to handle trolls. Ignore him.
Or just don’t give him the reaction he wants!
Which is exactly what you’re all doing.
You don’t ignore bullies. They will always come back.
Sure you do. They get bored and go elsewhere.
Unless they decide to push even harder to get that reaction they want out of you.
Just take djja123’s advice!
There’s a difference between a bully and a troll, for one. For two, giving him the attention he wants right off the back so he doesn’t even have to push harder isn’t going to help anything.
Just do what djja123 said and like his comments!
yeah, cause disliking him was such a capital idea
I guess so?
ehh, he doesn’t bug me much, I do like some nice stupidity to round out my day though
He is definitely stupid.
For some people, ignorance is bliss(ey). Apparently for him, ignorance isn’t enough.
I love that phrase and use it all the time, including the (ey) part!
XD
Is mild an ok nature for Sylveon
Ehh its okay. Oh, Dicie’s back BTW. I know how much you missed him 🙂
its good but you probably be ohko with any strong physical move sylveon defense and speed arent great:(
He’s a special whore though.
but to slow and defensive fragile same with glaceon, best thing to do is to have a choice scarf set if you want to use it competitive
It’s ok. But Modest/Calm is probably better.
TC wake up the mods, troll alert.
My old cute charm one was modest. If I breed him with an everstone and with a hidden ability eevee will the baby have both?
The Everstone will always pass down the Nature of the parent holding it.
Females with their Hidden Ability have I believe an 80% chance (Don’t quote me on that) of passing down that Ability and can breed with anything to do so.
Males can only pass down their Hidden Ability if they breed with a Ditto.
Thanks! It’s good that I have a female Eevee and a male Sylveon. =D
You’re welcome 🙂
I can’t find metal coat why? I been have an hour looking for it.
pokeball factory, right side.
or if youre far enough in the game, find magnetons in the lost hotel and catch them or use thief to steal their metal coats o:
i heard having a pokemon with compound eyes makes it more likely, and surprisingly it worked for me XD
hey ziaachan can you help me evolve my phantump or are you busy?
oh! sorry for not noticing this sooner DDD: sure i can help XD
dont worry:), i already online btw
Thank you:D
no problem! ^^
im so tired
Of shiny hunting
of not eating
I have nightmare of it. (not really) I’m so impatient.
I’m kind of mad right now so if I say something offensive remeber this I can’t control my anger. 🙁
We wont hate. 🙂 We are all family here right?
Yup exept yolo
I was gonna put that, but I thought he’d post another comment.
I hope not, YOLO did bad things with my family
You mean your Famiy?
Don’t worry about it, it’s not that big of a deal. Don’t listen to others, stick by the PJN family!
Does anyone want to battle?
Stop using taunt! Your PP must be low by now! I can’t handle the fact that I can’t battle due to Wi-Fi on my most blood thirsty day!
Sure.
Let me get my team ready then
Ok, i’m ready, what’s your in game name?
If you want to avoid that… person, go to the… C-H-A-T.
About the tournament, I thought we could have an inofficial multi battle one hosted here, but not the ones the mods might do. Someone could host it and we could all find partners and stuff. ??????????
Anyone?
Give it a minute. Troll returned.
ok
To those of you who submitted an article for the PJN Magazine, what’d you write about? Just out of curiosity.
I can’t bring myself to submit, but I wrote about my passions in pokemon, shiny hunting and Wi-Fi battling.
Yolo is not here yay I could feel peace.
I hope he doesn’t return tomorrow
Or ever
A mod should have noticed him by then.
Did anyone else report almost every one of his comments?
I did
Thank you for that.
Me
Thank you.
DIDNT WORKED LOLOLOLOL
cool! you must be really happy now! Your grammer is way better now too! I’m impressed!
*grammar
wow that was ironic
I had to. Lol.
It doesn’t work instantly genius. It simply reports your ignorant ass.
*didn’t work you’re welcome
Don’t bother, I’m pretty sure this person is a high school dropout.
assumption gets you nowhere my friend
I know, but I seriously doubt this moron has ever really attended school.
Actually doesn’t take much to attend school.
just matters if u paid attention or not
Do you wanna be my friend?
yeah, let’s all be friends!
yay!
are we seriously pulling a Gandhi here?
u no it 🙂
Yes. Maybe a MLKJr while we are at it.
Friendship is our greatest weapon
please stop sounding so contrived, its really awkward sounding
don’t ruin our friendship wagon, man
this isn’t woodstock
Or is it…
do you see a “burning man” anywhere?
Maybe if we set a specific someone on fire…
please don’t
why would we set a friend on fire?
You underestimate my dislike for trolls.
don’t ruin our friendship wagon, Dude
nope its Ozzfest :p
just trying to make the best of a bad situation
DIDNT WORKED
YOLO fails 1st grade phonics
I did
This should hopefully draw attention of it to the mods.
YOLO’s Gone? “Choir of Angels begin to sing”
He isn’t….
Let’s all move one. Anyone like my suggestion for a multi tournament?
My comment is below.
I agree that it would be a good idea. I would join, but how would it work?
I said that long ago
oops sorry.
who has vulpix on his friend safari?
Someone named Blaze has Ninetales
:O add me @blaze 1332 8095 9996 i need drought ninetales for my competitive team:(
GG TCMets
Yeah lol. Chandelure is Scarfed I’m assuming?
Yes
LOL veceis sao um bando de crainca joga pokelixo devioa tudo morre, nao tem vida tudo virgem de bosta
another post from this poet!
translation “LOL you guys are a bunch of children playing pokemon should all die, life is not all virgin shit”
Okay, that’s it. No sympathy.
He thinks he can just pull stuff like this
I hope Dae gives out his IP address so we can send him a few presents.
I KNEW YOU WERE A MEXICAN!
translation of what he said below
I know.
wait what?
Google Translate. He is speaking Portugese.
Wait… this is brazilian portuguese, this guy is brazilian, that explain everything
YOUR FROM BRAZIL TOO
Sadly yes
how?
I have to show him some respect though, he’s speaks two languages
He probably was using google translate to talk english
With grammar that bad? He had to have been messing it up on purpose.
I speak Spanish
*gives respect*
Just because you speak two languages doesn’t make you immediately a good person.
Buenos dias
La verdad creo que tienes una gran enfermedad cerebral, principalmente creo que no puedes saber que somos niños porque tu no nos puedes ver atraves del computador ni olernos ni comernos ni nada, por lo cual creo que deberias retractarte por lo cual lo que acabas de decir es algo ilogico
Ademas porque no jugar pokemon tu sabes YOLO
“good morning
Actually I think you have a brain disease, mainly I think you can not know that we are your children because we can see through the computer or eat or smell us or anything, so I think you should retract so what you just said is something illogical
Also because you know not to play pokemon YOLO”
Translated wrong
google translate ain’t always right.
Last part is
Also why not play pokemon ya know YOLO(you only live once)
Thank you for the translation.
it may not be completely accurate
Hei! Chōshi wa dōdesu ka? Anata ga kore o yomu koto ga dekiru baai wa, gūguru hon’yaku o shiyō shite imasu. Omedetō. Sate, watashitachi no subete ni sansei o shite, saito o hanareru. Anata ga koko ni katsu koto wa dekinai, anata wa machigatta u~ebusaito o ijitte imasu. Koko de daremoga kazoku, watashitachi no subete no mawari kuso totemo kōundesu. Watashi wa, shikashi keikoku o ima nokoshi tari, anata no tawagoto o yurugashi shutoku shimashou . De~yūsu.
Translation?
Translation, I’m the shit. Least that what my neck say, least that what my check say
*Claps* Good rhyming.
Du hast kein leben! Du bist eine schlampe! hast du ein kopf?
Last I checked Dicie does not speak Portugese, and this was not a direct translation in google translate, have we finally ruled out the possibility of this being Dicie?
Seeya I can’t deal with this anymore!
everybody freaking out about YOLO and I’m all like http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf-2/437239/chill-pill.jpg
como grosero!
speak english, I know you can
how rude XD
sorry, but maybe this would resolve better if we all just chilled out about it, instead of http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.14428560.5113/sticker,375×360.u1.png
But our way is way better and it’s more fun!
Anyone care to battle?
sure need to get my mind off this whole YOLO thing
Okay. We have each other’s code?
yeah names evan
Hm… I’m not seeing you.
gimme a sec
see me
No… See me? Send a request.
alright My fc is 4227-1963-1584
Name is Evan
2707 2889 6124
I added you. You’re provisional.
FYI im not the best at battling
added u
gg man
see me?