Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was recently released for the Nintendo Switch and we know many of our readers are currently offering everything the game has to offer. Today, however we’re please to announce something fun for the site: The PokéJungle Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Tournament. A bit of a mouthful, right?
Our tournament will start as a one-off event, with the possibility of running weekly tournaments depending on the turn-out! We want our readers to decide the possible date for the first tournament, and as such we are proposing the following dates and times:
| OPTION 1 | ||
| Location | Date and Time | Timezone |
| Tokyo (Japan) | Sunday, 7 May 2017, 00:00 | JST |
| London (United Kingdom – England) | Saturday, 6 May 2017, 16:00 | BST |
| New York (USA – New York) | Saturday, 6 May 2017, 11:00 | EDT |
| Los Angeles (USA – California) | Saturday, 6 May 2017, 08:00 | PDT |
| OPTION 2 | ||
| Location | Date and Time | Timezone |
| Tokyo (Japan) | Sunday, 14 May 2017, 00:00 | JST |
| London (United Kingdom – England) | Saturday, 13 May 2017, 16:00 | BST |
| New York (USA – New York) | Saturday, 13 May 2017, 11:00 | EDT |
| Los Angeles (USA – California) | Saturday, 13 May 2017, 08:00 | PDT |
| OPTION 3 | ||
| Location | Date and Time | Timezone |
| Tokyo (Japan) | Monday, 8 May 2017, 00:00 | JST |
| London (United Kingdom – England) | Sunday, 7 May 2017, 16:00 | BST |
| New York (USA – New York) | Sunday, 7 May 2017, 11:00 | EDT |
| Los Angeles (USA – California) | Sunday, 7 May 2017, 08:00 | PDT |
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We will keep our poll open for 24 hours, after which we will formally announce the dates of our tournament. In the meantime please fire off in the comments below with any questions you may have and we’ll do our best to answer them!
See you on the racetrack!
I used to like Fenniken
Than delphox happened
I like both.
Then Braixen happened and you liked it again.
The End
Braixen is cool but I wish Delphox was more… Witch like
The in game models. The fucking in game models
Yes
So bad. So bad
Indeed
Delphox is like a B-
Chesnaught is a F
Greninja is a D+
How is Chesnaught an F?
I dislike everything about it. Design, Concept execution, typing, shiny, name
Really? Huh
I’m sorry.. :/ It’s probably my least favorite starter, which is a shame because I think the grass starters have the best record.
Huh… I like the li-
(Quiladin noises)
GET THE FUCK AWAY
Why did Quiladin have to happen
At least it isn’t Incineroar!
That’s a tough comparison
One’s an obese green hedgehog
One is a buff fursuit
I think the answer is clear
Cat
Yes
Nothing is worse than incineroar.
I’ll have you know Incineroar is one of my favorite Gen 7 Pokemon.And I can think if something worse:Jigglypuff
No
Yes
No
Exactly
I like Quilladin…
How?
I just like it’s design.I think it looks kinda cute too.
It looks fucking disgusting
Not to me,it doesn’t.
what are your eyes
They see all
Nah
I vote we retcon all of today’s arguing.
Whaddaya mean?
Retcon – A situation, in a soap opera or similar serial fiction, in which a new storyline explains or changes a previous event or attaches a new significance to it.
Or in more common parlance, to erase from history. To apply brain bleach to.
It’s not arguing when you win
I need a new video game to play…
Bravely
Xenoblade/XCX
DQ IX
All available for non-switch Nintendo systems
Points for DQ IX.
But like…I don’t have money to play a new game Dx
Learn how to program and make one.
Shit, that sounds like a lot of work. I’m not particularly gifted when it comes to technology
A fangame
DBXV2?
Get the 3DS remake of DQ VII
Honestly I kinda just want to play Sims 4, but I don’t have that shit
Big Rigs over the road racing
Wut is tht
One of the best racing games out there
Why have I never heard of it
Yes
^he knows
Want me to make you a “fun” randomized rom?
No that’s alright. Maybe I can use this time to work on honing my piano skills
Ooh!
Yeah, I had to drop my piano course this semester so that I could fill the requirements for my creative writing certificate, but now I’ve got time to go back to it
I see!
Practice is the key to success
I hope that was a pun
😉
It was a good pun, take note of it.
Music to my ears
http://i.imgur.com/ukQORiD.jpg
It’s borken for me
Working on it.
YORG ITS BORKEN OH FORK
Open it in a new tab. Works for me
Fixed, sort of.
ZA BARUDO
Mother….
ALEX YOU FUCKED UP EVERYTHING
No,my son,I made everything right.
No
TOKI WO TOMARE!!!
E3 cant come soon enough. Need that hype back again, literally all the games i wanted, i have now.
I need AC for switch right now
Cant wait for Assassins Creed Empire
Noooo
no more assasins creed please
Haven’t had one since 2015
that’s good with me
Ok but Syndicate was a good game. They learnt from the mistake they made with Unity and improved on it
oh….okay well that’s good i guess
Unity is the mistake.
Ultron just mentioned it but
WE SHOULD TOTALLY HOSTAGE SOMEONE AND GET THEM TO MAKE SIMS OF US ALL :OOO
YAS
Sims?
I’ll make you all. The thing though is that I almost always use sims as a death simulator where I kill people
Me first
As soon as I get it, no prob
I’m already ded :3
and i’m already a yokai
I’ll just have to be extra creative with you
Yey
<-
WE TAKE SOMEONE HOSTAGE AND GET THEM TO DRAW ANIME VERSIONS OF EVERYONE!!
I’ve already done me.
I have a whole thing done for me,but I can’t draw,so yeah.
I meant I’ve already drawn me.
http://pre02.deviantart.net/8412/th/pre/i/2017/121/4/e/pokechar_wip_by_pharap-db7rvt7.jpg
https://myanimelist.cdn-dena.com/s/common/uploaded_files/1453139441-683781d8b6d00fea080d243b22346a95.jpeg
@disqus_dTl1zFqOHH:disqus You made everyone make Jojo memes, do you at least have the courtesy to buy me bleach to kill myself with?
Shitpost time
Use five of these to describe yourself. No more, no less.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f796eb052d1c760a96ea44e3e0927e09dc71b82302c853a97afd58b1c0086dc2.jpg
Loner
Artistic
Dislikes Children
Couch Potato
Neat
Those choices are neat
Oh yay, we have things in common.
The good ones always do
Snob
Excitable
Lucky
Loves the Outdoors
Bookworm
Absent Minded,Friendly,Insane,Hates The Outdoors,Artistic (more in the mind cuz I can’t draw)
Hot-Headed
Evil
Artistic
Kleptomaniac
Insane
Evil? Nah, I’d say more chaotic tbh
I’m Chaotic Good or Evil depending on the position
normally i’m an excessively violent vigilante who’ll kick evil’s face in for the the right and wrong reasons
or a brooding sociopath waiting to unload fear and terror onto his victims in the form of powerful armies and war machines
1v1 villain off lets go
Fantasy Era
My tale is forging magical and cursed armor from primal elemental lava, as the armor fuses with my body i begin to call forth soldiers of stone to rise from the depths of the earth
they are bound to my will an will fight to the death, and they can reform if broken, as the army constantly grows from me pulling more soldiers from the ground, soon the resisting forces begin to tire and fail and soon everything is under my reign
I’m a literal fairy and I fly and annoy and shit and then fly off
More of a kinda manipulator guy than a do-y guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sZ0Yn16Dgg
It is said that all the best people are insane.
GLARGGGAAARRAAGGAGAGAGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Also nobody’s gonna touch the klepto one? i’ve stolen 3 things today)
Well even though I don’t agree with it is your actions that come with their own consequences, I’m not going to comment on something I know I can’t at all change
well i’ve stolen a bunch of stuff from a convenient store and i bought like 15 apples for 2 bucks by printing the incorrect label
artistic,good sense of humor(kinda),light sleeper,inappropriate,clumsy
Computer Whiz
Dislikes Children
Vegetarian
Insane
Neurotic
You’re a veggie!? 😮
Yeah.
Why is this shocking?
Idk, usually I’d pen down vegetarians as like really physically active as a health choice or more preachy about animal tights because it’s a moral choice
You moral, ‘health’, or taste choice?
Welp, I’m a complete slob who cares very little about his health and I never preach because it’s pointless. In my experience it’s usually the opposite – meat eaters preaching to vegetarians about why they should eat meat.
Partly moral, partly disinterest, partly not actually seeing animal flesh as food.
To each their own I guess, I’m mostly pro – meat because it’s more sustainable imo then importing niche vegetation or using supplements to give what readily accessible meats can give
The only time I’ll argue with a vegetarian about their choice is if they say humans aren’t meant to be meat eaters tbh
MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://i0.wp.com/scienceblogs.com/gregladen/files/2015/10/Giant-Pile-of-Bacon.jpg?fit=590%2C565
All that sat fat
it’s meat
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eacfb8c372b04277baacbdee41dad0fe01ec9e7333fc89e75dca6d0dd5640bca.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQxYrpUOktM
me too, my meat bicycle is really shiny after i’m done riding her
You might like Borderlands
did you get it?
I did but Borderlands
maybe later, i’m still playing Yooka-Laylee and my brother is going to force me to play Dark Souls after that
hmm
Yep, you’re dead to me.
not yet, but i’m close
Niche vegetation like Carrots, Potatoes, Tomatoes and Brocolli, right?
There are things other than meats that can provide the things that meat can provide, no supplements required. (Not that I care about my health anyway.)
I’m not going to get into that argument, there’s evidence to both possibilities.
I didn’t know how humanz can eat these dead body …….this is sucks and evil.
Shady against meat eating?
Now I’m shocked!
Of course I am Vegan 3 years ago.
Huh, never would have guessed.
I wounder y though ?…………maybe cuz humanz didn’t go deep?
Genius
Friendly
Artistic
Good
Clumsy
Clumsy
Genius (if Arrogant was on here, I would also put that)
Light Sleeper
Mean
Perfectionist
You’re probably one of the nicest people here :<
Here yeah, but in person I can be really mean sometimes. I tend to be very sarcastic and condescending, and usually I go too far
I’m sure you’re not that bad, but I do get how you feel, I think I can get like that even here a lot
Daredevil
Clumsy
Childish
Neurotic
Loser
And perfectionist
I’m flawed :3
Computer Whiz
Couch Potato
Excitable
Good Sense of Humor
Coward
Over-emotional
Artistic
Perfectionist
Clumsy
Computer Whiz
Shitpost #2
Looking at only the title of the jobs and their outfit, which class would you be? And can you accurately guess their role? (last bit is optional) (also a bitty spoilers for Bravely Default sooo you’ve been warned
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b04b26adde74504cca54cf026688e45408f1c16ad3aac8dd8d86181916cd3bd2.png
Black Mage maybe
Time Mage or Arcanist, and idk what you mean by role
Like how they play
Also those outfits are D I S G U S T I N G 😛
Yeah but the names sound cool
Barbarian Elementalist
Not an option
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.27249744.9981/flat,800×800,070,f.jpg
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a3260094353170d294934149c9d6706f60b3505f079f38e796b0c5e9a88943db.gif
Black Mage without a doubt.
Also gnight, I need sleep
You can sleep?
Surprisingly
White mage for days boys
For me,either Swordmaster,Pirate,or Vampire.
Swordmaster:I’m guessing they’d fare more with swords than others
Pirate:A combination of melee and ranged attacks (a cutlass and a blunderbuss respectively)
Vampire:A class that fortes in spells and attacks that drain enemy health and restore team health)
Swordmasters utilise counter attacks
Pirates focus on debuffing with their attacks and then unleashing high cost high damage attacks
Vampires learn enemy’s skills and utilise them
Wow,I was way off.
White Mage
Maybe either Time Mage or Valkyrie.
Swordmaster
Maybe Ninja or Monk.
Alright how about this
you wander into a game store and the dirty and shifty saleman unloads an obviously cursed gameboard onto you and surprise surprise you get sucked into it
and against your will get transformed into a fantasy race what would you be
Human
Dwarf
High Elf
Halfling
Orc
Dark Elf
Goblin
Ogre
All of the above
so a disgusting amorphous mass of everything?
Yeah pretty much
http://alkony.enerla.net/images/miniatures/Petersen_Games-Cthulhu_Wars-Shoggoth-1.jpg
But for realsies what would it be
hyoomun
Booring
this is beautiful, what is this thing belong to?
I guess High Elf
Damn dirty knife ear
Well I wouldn’t want to be hideously deformed (goblin/ogre), look evil (dark elf), be short af (hafling, dawrf) or being a boring human. The choice is quite clear
i wouldn’t say goblins or ogres as deformed
They generally aint cute
except Orchid…..
Who
siiiigh a character from this story i’ve been kinda writing….
a misunderstood and intelligent Ogress who wants to live with the humans but they’re hostile towards her kind
she’s accused of killing the prince of the Kingdom,
Nice
And the main character takes pity on her and tries to instate a court trial (but the corrupt royal head of guard rigs the jury) but the main character at the last minute convinces them that an Ogre on their side could be a suitable solider and sends her to be a solider of fortune
Interesting. How much have you written? Or is it more in the brainstorming stage
i just brainstorm the scenes when at work
but as the story unfolds, she and the main character Ruck (who’s an exiled royal guard turned mercenary) bust a bandit storehouse and bring home a vast pile of gold which wins the public’s affection, but in the head royal guard Sir Anoth Farro wants her dead and the kingdom back to its unhopeful self,
FairyHigh elf
Stupid faithless woodland sprite, i bet your hair is as yellow as m’piss
That’s racist
And it’s as brown as the shit that comes out your mouth :p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
High Elf
I’m surrounded by fricking Elves
Kajiit wasn’t an option.
i’m not letting that elder scroll crap in here
https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/f/fb/Elder_Scroll_-_Orphan_Template.jpg
Same, would’ve chosen khajiit or argonian.
Well met land-strider.
May your road lead you to warm sands.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/3/38/Skooma_Skyrim.png
Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.
Khajiit stole nothing. Khajiit is innocent of this crime.
High Elf,maybe? Also,what’s a halfling?
Like a hobbit
Oh
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1b/b7/c6/1bb7c6579cb3f45051571871506f7191.jpg
You drink the potion of plot convenience and become a were-something
What animal would it be? You transform partially at will, fully into a stronger, smarter version of the animal at full moons and take on some of their more innocent qualities in human form
Werebear
and maybe have a Werehippo companion
Raccoon.
Y’all are fucked
Cat I guess?
Already half way there – hairy, lazy, good hearing.
I’ll probably just go with the overused werewolf,can’t think of anything else.
Alright
what would your perfect weapon be?
it can be anything you want (but it can’t be godmode)
Probably a lance or a scythe
you can give it some magical properties
like the Scythe can open magical rifts or commune with the dead
I can’t really think of anything.
you suck Alex
I know
A wand
http://www.thewandcompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Sonic-Side-tip-ON-3266×1566-1024×491.jpg
The power to open doors and remotely detonate explosives! (Except wooden ones.)
Sonic Screwdrivers do come in handy.
If you know how to use them effectively.
They’re more of a stealth tool, or a way of tricking people into traps.
Breaking glass and burning rope is handy too though.
A rapier specifically fine tuned to be able to function as a wand/stave (if magical) or a gun-sword (if not)
Too much lyrical nanoha.
a Spellblade!
Can’t tell if happy or annoyed exclamation
it is a Hammer that has several abilities
first of all the handle is collapsible so it can lengthen and shorten to one-hand to two-handed
the head has a deployable chain so it can be swung like a flail
and the head can rotate at high speeds and can bore into solid rock
but the best function is the ability to open a hatch, scoop up rocks and dirt, melt and compress it into a projectile and fire it out like a cannon
and since the metal is elementally imbued i can still cast spells like EarthShaker and Lava Lash
My puns ARE a weapon.
They are quite striking
i was gonna say a living constellation that can transform into anything you want
Sword, Bow, whip, staff
Oooooooo that’s cool
i’d thought that be your style
Do you guys have a guilty pleasure movie you love, but that isn’t necessarily thought of as being a good movie?
I love watching the Hugh Jackman Van Helsing movie at halloween time
White Girls
Chicks? I love that movie too lol
That’s how much of a guilty pleasure it is I can’t even bring myself to name it right :p
That’s everyone’s guilty pleasure
Blubberella
Welp, that was an enlightening trip to wikipedia.
…I thought this was a porno
They honestly don’t make a lot of BBW porn movies that aren’t mature
I’m not sure if it’s good or not, but I really liked Cruel Intentions. Everyone I try to get to watch it with me doesn’t want to though 🙁
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of it
My friends and I were channel surfing and saw the actress who played Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. We decided to watch whatever it was for like 30 minutes before we had to go do stuff; I watched the entire thing later on my own and loved it.
Nice. I need to get around to watching buffy..
None that I can think of,does anyone here have a guilty pleasure TV show? For me,it’s some Disney sitcoms and the Ben 10 reboot (It’s not considered to be a bad show,more alright,but I still like it).
Guilty pleasure tv would be Scooby Doo
hey man, SD Aliens, The Witches Ghost, Cyber Chase are freaking great
oh AND FREAKING ZOMBIE ISLAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkNask_pMKo
I loooove zombie island. The others are great too
SUCH A GREAT MOVIE
Also Tara Strong is in it
As crazy Louisiana werecat
“Thank y’all”
southern accents…..oooOoooOOooooooo
i’ll be right back
Hahaha such a memorable movie. -prays the new scooby doo animated movie coming to theaters isn’t trash-
Mystery Incorporated was too
*Cocks Shotgun*
They made my Velma into a bitch
Omg I know, she was such a bitch in that series ugh
It was alright until the resolution of the plot involving some weird ancient force and parallel mystery inc teams.
I have all those on VIDEO.
Actual video tape.
this was the golden age of scooby doo movies
When the writers thought about it and the artists took their time, instead of the factory-made shit it evolved into.
Hex Girls <3
“And we’re gonna put a spell on you.”
Again, when they were cool.
I loved the atmosphere of the Witch’s Ghost and the quote that still rings in my head (i can’t remember word for word but when Ben Ravencroft says he’s a Warlock
I can hear his voice perfectly
That’s because he’s Tim Curry 😛
…true
I CAN’T HELP MYSELF
TIM CURRY ONLY SAYS THIS TO ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU
Strange.
That’s the 90s for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuLkQMQBZA4
Actually,I just thought of a guilty pleasure movie:Bedtime Stories.I saw it a few times and I really liked it.Adam Sandler was actually funny to me in this movie.
I watched that.
Russell Brand’s presence ruined it.
Don’t watch many films.
Hocus Pocus?
(There’s a lot of stuff I’ve watched once and enjoyed but never again.)
I’d say that film has achieved a sort of cult status
I like a lot of cult films.
Can’t recall any I’ve enjoyed that got notably crap reviews.
I took a course on cult films this semester. Some of them were just alright
A lot are things you only really need to see once, but some (like Hocus Pocus) are fun enough to rewatch.
Most are generally not impressive but have particular aspects in them that have made an impact on the film industry for some reason.
E.g. the original Night Of The Living Dead’s portrayal of a Zombie with some remaining humanity and how it forced scientists and millitary to work side by side to survive.
Yeah, that actually sounds about right.
I’m no Tony Dinozzo but I do know a thing or two about films 😛
I will hate on suicide squad because it is an awful movie but I still kinda like it. It has some cool parts that absolutely don’t outward the billion problems it has
Outway*
I liked Amanda Waller and that was about it from that movie
this is one thing me and my stupid brother and friends watched when they were stoned and drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CqoHch6QzQ
I think you’d have to be drunk.
That said, I managed to sit through Videodrome, Existenz and Gozu (still don’t understand the plot of Gozu).
they have a good habit of watching the shittiest movies they can find
Granted this one japanese one was good, and the other one…..had my fantasy
Japanese films are hit and miss.
I watched a black and white Japanese film called “When a woman ascends the stairs” once, which was surprisingly good for something so old with a purely drama-driven slice of life plot.
it was called Zaborgar
Oh, one of those crazy super sentai things.
The narm charm never ends.
the ending fight….AND WHERE IT TOOK PLACE………….i’m this close to spilling the beans
Oh lord
it’s worse then it looks
The real question:
Alien or Aliens?
http://www.thewandcompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Sonic-Side-tip-ON-3266×1566-1024×491.jpg
Time lords.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/92498045336f1a18c02d99bc84538ff0/tumblr_n3xk7tHjlv1s2wio8o5_500.gif
No idea who that is.
Have you never seen alien?!?! Talk about cult film
Nope.
There’s a lot of films I’ve never seen and only know the plot to and trivia about – this is one of them.
ditto
Omg do yourself a favor. Please.
Meh, got more important things on the list.
Nuuuu
Wat
WAT
Ripley basically paved the way for females in action/sci-fi 😛
Hell it was even the inspiration for Metroid, meaning it heavily influenced one of the biggest gaming companies on the other side of the world
I can definitely see that. Halo is essentially an entire video game series done in homage to Alien too.
I need to watch promethius..I’ve heard mixed things, but I’m really excited for covenant (idk how into the franchise you are)
I’m not really into it as a franchise, I can only distinctly remember the first one
Fair enough, fair enough. It’s a very impressionable movie.
Not Barbarella or Nyota Uhura?
To be fair, I’ve never seen Barbarella, but you have a point. And I see Uhura as more of paving the way for black people (especially women) on tv. She never really got in on much of the action, as great as she was.
Most of the Doctor’s female compains predate alien too, and some of them were quite active in the plot (not gunning down aliens active, but still driving plot). In particular, Sarah Jane Smith was very assertive and intelligent (among other beneficial qualities).
People probably wouldn’t count Barbarella because it was more of a spoof than genuine (I’d dare say it was almost like a scifi carry-on film). But Barbarella was indeed the heroine (again, no firing guns like mad because it was the 60s)
Honestly I bet this would be a very interesting topic to research.
If only to prove that they’ve been there for longer than people realise.
(And maybe to stop people throwing that awful ‘strong woman’ cliché around.)
Yes. I find that the older movies with “strong females” really didn’t have to try. I do wonder if they were met with criticism back then though like they often are today?
No idea, but I’d guess not.
These days people like to complain for the sake of complaining or to find sexism in places where it can be more logically attributed to something more benign.
The main reason I hate the ‘strong woman’ cliché is because people like complaining there aren’t any ‘strong women’, but if they bothered to open their eyes they’d see (as you pointed out) there’s plenty. In fact I struggle to find characters I’d describe as ‘weak women’ (except maybe background/secondary characters, which tend to be that way anyway). Eh, maybe my definition is just broader than everyone else’s.
I just want diversity. Less brown haired strong white guys in everything and more POC, women, and LGBT characters. The white straight guy shouldn’t be considered “default” ya know
Depends what programmes you’re watching.
Most of the programmes I watch regularly are (where logically plausible).
Soaps go out of their way to do it:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/eastenders/images/b/b0/EastEnders_Cast_Red_Nose_Day_%282015%29.jpg
The latest Doctor Who companion is a lesbian mixed race character. Before her there have been two black companions and one bisexual.
In fact the ratio’s probably higher on tv than it is in the town I live in.
White’s only the default in countries where it’s the majority. In some countries (e.g. India) they have almost no white people in their homegrown tv programmes.
Come to think of it though, the Chinese and Japanese are really underrepresented.
i mean if we can happen so could others
granted we’re pretty much fucking up royal right now
also if it came up totally would date an alien
Noooo I’m talking about the movies, you fool
well you could’ve specified
Alien, I prefer the build up horror and when I was watching it at my grandma’s the vent scene nearly caused me to dent her roof
Finally, an answer lol. I love both..but idk, I think I might go for Aliens just because of the amazing effects that made the alien queen possible.
Tbh they’re both amazing movies in their own rights even though they play with different genre ‘ratios’ within the same universe
Lets just hope future films get back on track
I’m afraid to watch the 3rd and 4th of the series lol. The next one reminds me a lot of the first though based on the trailers
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/158/329/9189283.jpg
Motherfucking Aliens
Alright i got one
In video-games health items can come in any shape or size tantalizing our player character’s taste buds
if you can eat any video-game food item what would you choose
Sweet Roll
from?
Skyrim. “Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?”
Anything from kirby because they’re so varied
Or the health pick ups from zelda, always wanted to eat a heart out
it’s hard to choose from anything from paper mario’s cooking guide
https://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/a/af/ShroomSirloinTTYD.PNG/25px-ShroomSirloinTTYD.PNG
https://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/f/fd/DeluxeZess.PNG/25px-DeluxeZess.PNG
https://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/0/09/Fruit_parfait.PNG/25px-Fruit_parfait.PNG
Yeto’s Soup from TP
http://pixelkin.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tumblr_lgutkct76a1qfsoqy.jpg
and not sure if this counts (but its referenced in many games) but i’ve always wanted to eat a hunk of meat, which is a cylinder with a bone through it
https://68.media.tumblr.com/306132aba03cf8281cb25ca971b89633/tumblr_inline_on1defptK91t3tuhp_540.png
Trial Stew.
Choco Cake.
Couple’s Cake.
Jelly Shroom.
Koopasta.
Meteor Meal.
The list goes on:
https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_Zess_T._recipes
Probably a Lava Cookie from Pokemon
Someone fixed it
https://68.media.tumblr.com/3f8144c66eaf87795ec559a52c80c30f/tumblr_opalg8Jaj11w8edkvo1_1280.jpg
Is this SU stuff? I haven’t seen any of the leaks/previews/whatever they are.
yep. it’s awful
Why? Just bad designs or actual plot stuff?
… both
Ugh now I want to watch them but I should wait a week and not give in
This show makes me so sad
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/d/de/It_Could%27ve_Been_Great_000.png/revision/latest?cb=20160626123920
even better
https://68.media.tumblr.com/92994c4d7b128df8afcadd4fc291253a/tumblr_opajnhaufX1s1q7k2o1_500.png
oh my frack, it’s like Mandy
Fairy wings..?
she has some kinda fairy wand
while Topaz has a dueling Baton
..But why. Are these antagonists?
But why. Exactly.
Yep they’re antagonists. Because a blue smol fairy just screams evil
I guess I’ll just have to wait and see..fully expecting nothing from lapis and peridot though
their probably agents of Blue and Yellow Diamond as revenge for what happened to Pink Diamond
That seems kind of random. Yellow Diamond said she had moved on.
Not Blue, She’s more interested than ever in restoring the Human Zoo, and Holly Blue Agate definitely told her what happened which gave her the idea to abduct more humans
Ehh that plot seems kinda meh. We’ve already been there, done that with the zoo. I don’t think it was interesting enough to serve as anything more than a subplot.
says you, anything that gets Homeworld more involved with the Crystal Gems the better, otherwise we get boring useless filler episodes of Steven dicking around beach city
I just think there are probably better ways to involve homeworld than that.
i mean half the time Homeworld isn’t doing much, i mean the last driving force was Jasper and Blue Diamond voluntarily coming to earth which evoked something in steven to react with BD
other than that nuthing but filler
“Nintendo Shuts Down Fan-made Zelda Game ‘Breath of the NES’” ; n ;
Honestly Nintendo really pisses me off sometimes
They need to rethink their YouTube policy as well.
I’m just perpetually pissed off I think :/
??
It’s not a big deal, they’ve already said they’re going to continue work under a few name changes.
i mean………i hate to be THAT guy but technically its their intellectual property which they’re using without permission
That’s absolutely true, but as far as I know those people weren’t trying to make money or anything. They need to refocus their efforts, big time. Fans that make project out of love for Nintendo’s games get targeted while I’ve been getting the same YouTube ad for a mobile game that literally just takes BotW footage and markets it as their own game. Not to mention the countless Pokemon rip offs that actually try to make money off of the series. While fans get targeted, there are people actually directly copying Nintendo’s stuff and making money off of it.
Me think I doesn’t grammar proper
To be fair the person behind it has said they’re just going to swap out Zelda characters for their own original characters and carry on under a new name.
They were making something completely different without any profit
Sorry I’ve been too busy lately to keep up with things as much as I’d like to. Have there been any Pokemon rumors lately? Anything of that banana thing?
Nope, we’re in a lull. Though we’re getting close, it’s now or never, GF.
Darn. I guess it’s a good time to be busy then. :p
not a word
that’s why i’m trying to focus my energy one Yooka-Laylee, Jerking it, Splatoon and Warcraft
Jerking it… in the cow milking mini game in 1-2 Switch! Available now for Nintendo Switch!
sure……
White Ink DLC for Splatoon 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDxzVuiom8
Going to go now because I’ve already been kept on an hour longer than intended, but before I do, I’m forcing my drawing on you all once last time.
http://pre02.deviantart.net/8412/th/pre/i/2017/121/4/e/pokechar_wip_by_pharap-db7rvt7.jpg
Sableye. Nice. 🙂
Looks awesome! Don’t put deviant art watermarks on your art though, fam. A signature looks nicer and can help people identify stolen art
A) It’s technically unfinished, I want to add more Pokemon.
B) I wouldn’t know what name to sign it with.
C) Nobody in their right mind would want to steal it.
D) I have the original paper copy.
E) The original photo is higher resolution.
F) Anyone capable of removing the watermark can probably draw better anyway.
I think Scizor is your best
My quick Aquamarine redesign because I really hate the thing
https://68.media.tumblr.com/8ed3872a1dc77b9dc75e824fbcacf79c/tumblr_opaxvqCtgi1rks5v8o1_1280.png
the face is all kinds of wrong
she’s supposed to be a school uniformed clad pixie thingy and her gem is in her left cheek
yeah but that’s stupid though.
I like her design, she seems like the smart well behaved lapdog eager to serve the diamonds
Holly Blue Agate
Season 1 Peridot
Rubies
I just think the hair is a bit…bland. They couldn’t make it more interesting? It’s not designed very well. And I just still don’t understand how fairy wings make sense at all when they design advanced technology
well we know absolutely nothing about her, and who knows she might be a very interesting character y’all be raving over
i’m trying to stay positive in the series and not complaining until the newer episodes come out
I don’t really care either way. I’m more interested in Peridot and if she’ll get to do anything.
i’m sick of Peridot we get it she’s a quirky reformed gem
i want to see new gems
We are in this next thing one looks like a Fairy looking one too
(don’t pin me down) but i just like that, she seems like the innocent brains to help the burly topaz abduct more humans, but underneath that sweet innocent shell is a manipulative calculating sociopath
i really just want to know what they’ll do
I just think there’s more we can see from her. What if they bring her along for missions? How are her powers coming along? Can she fuse? Can she connect with someone enough to fuse? When will she get a song?
she’s an Era 2 Peridot and probably won’t have any more powers other than her ferrokenisis
Yeah, but she hasn’t used them since beginning of S4. I want her to get some cool magneto action
she hasn’t done anything since the New Crystal Gems (i think)
Look i rather they focus on the Homeworld threats then fanservice
I guess she did lift a car. It’s super lame they used that episode to have them wash cars rather than actually fight something. But I don’t necessarily think it’s fan service to focus on pre existing characters. The show will be more well rounded if side characters get something to do. We’ve had enough of pearl, garnet (super tired of ruby&sapphire drama), and amethyst
The tear placement makes her look like she’s trying to be a gang member though.
you do know what that means right……..?
She’s killed some people?
deflowered
What does that have to do with gems
nothing, i was telling you what it symbolizes
Is this a real character for the return in the next special? Or just a fan made character?
My redesign of a real character
Oh Agate and Peridot if I’m correct?
no. Aquamarine and “Not Jasper” Topaz
Wait theres been an Aquamarine already? When? And I think I remember Topaz
absolutely no recorded data you must be thinking of something else
Oh alright
https://68.media.tumblr.com/08eb1a4054fc723a89a4ce961a35a591/tumblr_op9jq1IJak1rj44oro1_250.jpg
https://68.media.tumblr.com/1c9c87cfcfa491b8ce24467affde45c2/tumblr_op97t65Eb61u4puq0o1_400.jpg
………….. T_T This kind of disappoints me and is Topaz a boy?
Just masculine like Jasper I guess. Idk if they’ll ever have a gem that assumes a fully male form
True and I expected for Aquamarine a mint green gem not… this. But Topaz looks bada$$!
Better than aquamarine
well given the jarhead cut she’s probably elite Gem Warriors
and they are not Quart since Topaz is a different mineral, much harder so they’re probably called for the heavy duty stuff,
During the clip Pearl was especially afraid hearing the name Topaz so they mean business
i just really like that cute little dress and tie
she totally looks like Mandy
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c2/98/85/c2988520ae948184579caabff7fa33f3.jpg
Don’t compare her to a good character
We don’t even know what she’s like you dumbo
Considering they screwed up Lapis so badly I would be very surprised if she somehow ended up an amazing character
well only time will tell honestly
who knows maybe you’ll be raving on her for some reason
I’m still mad about “room for Ruby” where Lapis had development and then it was thrown away when Ruby actually turned out to be evil
how is it thrown away, it’s still there
she still resents gems who assimilated to earth culture faster and more organically
Because Lapis didn’t want to welcome Ruby because she didn’t think she could be trusted. And then Lapis grows angry that Ruby adjusts so quickly and is jealous of her. Ruby apologizes and Lapis starts to warm up to her. And then Ruby is like “lol I’m evil, just wanted my space ship” and Lapis was basically right the whole time because Ruby was faking it. Lapis literally just laughs it off at the end. Nothing with her changed because she was right.
They actually had me convinced she was staying till the end when she left
YOU KNOW WHO SHE LOOKS LIKE??http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/arthur/images/3/3e/DW_HQ_pic.png/revision/latest?cb=20160125204321
I think I realised what bugs me about Aqua
Her hair would look so much better with a fringe
Does anyone else realize Dunsparce… Is the biggest cluster f*ck of all Pokemon! Due to
-Has drill and tunnels like a Ground or Rock type
-Has small wings like a flying type
-Has Bee origins in it like a bug type
-The Land Snake Pokemon like a Ground type
-Has Dragon Rush like a dragon type
-Learns Air Slash like a flying type
Yet no its based on a Tsuchinoko (Good idea) its a super rare creature, yet its… Normal type…. GOOD F*CKING GOD!!!!!!!!
It’s utterly useless like a lot of gen 2 pokemon were/still are. Hence why I strongly believe it’s the weakest generation, which is saying something because I do not like a majority of gen 6 pokemon
Ehh I mean it could have gotten an evo for ground
And GF logic Fire Dancer with Skull protects from using recoil, yet the Fossil based on the hardest headed creature of all dinosaurs and I think all animals its harder doesn’t get recoil immunity even though it needs it more!!!!!!!
It needs like 3 evolutions to be good
alright going to bed, i kinda hope the new episodes get totally leaked and we can finally see if Topaz and Aquamarine make good characters or not
Me too I need it due to being ill today
I want to get into Steven Universe, but every time I try and watch when it’s not just on TV I can’t seem to get through it. Part of me wants to just watch all the heavy plot relevant episodes, but another part of me says that many times it’s the down episodes that give the characters life. Having both serious and non serious times makes the worlds of series feels more tangible. Problem is that I inevitably end up running into a number of episodes I’ve already seen in passing and have no interest in watching again…….Maybe I’m just being too picky lol
Still on season 1 I’m guessing? Yeah S1 is so different from the later seasons..
Well I’m not really on any season particularly really. I’ve probably seen way more of the show than I think I have from watching it while on TV. A little while back Cartoon Network had a bunch of marathons of the show and I honestly don’t think that did me any justice as now I don’t know where I should best jump into the series. I’m not one to get angry at some spoilers here or there so I do know some stuff that happens later on in the series. I’m just not sure where to begin anymore without losing interest after all of a sudden hitting a bunch of eps that I’ve already seen lol
I’ve been told these are the essential eps from season 1 if that interests you at all.
Cheeseburger Backpack
Laser Light Cannon
Bubble Buddies
Steven’s Lion
Giant Woman
Steven the Sword Fighter
Lion 2: The Movie
An Indirect Kiss
Mirror Gem
Ocean Gem
Watermelon Steven
Lion 3: Straight to Video
Alone Together
On the Run
Marble Madness
Rose’s Scabbard
Story for Steven
The Return
Jail Break
I’ll have to try and sift through the eps and see what I’ve seen already and what I haven’t. I really do like the show and it’s characters, but I’m so all over the place with it that I may need to just need to bunker down and force my way through until I hit the most current episodes lol
Also thanks for the list. It may help me in my quest to actually get a handle on SU hahaha
No prob! Although some of the fillery episodes are fun, there are kinda a lot of them esp in s1 and 4
I feel you on that. I was just going to watch the plot-relevant noes, but I committed myself to watching every episode. The only way I got to where I was now was just by binge watching the show post-surgery (while high on oxy) about 2 years ago. The downside is I don’t remember a ton of details.
It’s also hard to remember plot details when there’s so much filler 😛 That’s a problem I have with most animated shows
Exactly. Filler is fine when you’re watching it as it happens, but having to go back and watch the show now that they’re past those episodes is a hard pill to swallow
Gravity Falls has literally no filler I love it
You guys have no idea how happy I am that Superstar Saga DX is on the way. This game is an absolutely overlooked classic and there was no way that it would go unrecognized forever. It almost makes me want to get a 2DS XL and play a bunch of other DS/3DS games. I can’t even manage to get Switch gameplay into my daily routine, but I will find a way. But there is another game which deserves its own fair treatment…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffo7d970B4M&t=605s
It’s funny how similar Drill Dozer’s music is to Pokemon music in general. It really shows that GF have a very particular style when it comes to making games (music in this case) lol
Well I’m excited that you’re excited
No point in buying the 2DS XL though for this game. You already have a 3DS; I mean, you are on a Pokemon site. xD
Though idk how I feel. I haven’t played the original but if I wanted to I could go do so for 7 bucks. I could be and hope I’m wrong, but part of me thinks they’ll try to sell it for a full 40.
Before you say “they’re charging 40 for FE echoes and ORAS”, those games aren’t available on the eshop. That’s literally my only reasoningz
*reasoning.