The Simpsons, FOX’s long-running animated comedy series, has again poked fun at Pokémon in a new segment that featured Lisa and Homer as anime-inspired versions of themselves walking in what appears to be Pokémon GO while singing to the tune of the original anime’s theme song.
Do you think they did a good job? Or was South Park’s Chinpokomon superior?
Well this is certainly bound to be a weird article comment section XD
Chinpokomon was superior totally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BgE2sQ_Ry0&spfreload=5
Mmmm..I think we can agree that Tinymons are the best parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Bkzkoi2hk
I hated that show so much
It had its moments haha
But it’s part of the holy quadrilogy
https://youtu.be/JMxr_v_SfhI
That was a fun time in that show
They referenced Shadow Lugia in one of them
Yeah, I think it’s at the end of this video actually lol
Yay, they referenced Go
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Months after its prime
I haven’t watched the Simpsons in a VERY long time……well not the most recent ones anyway lol Did they change Lisa’s voice actress or is that just how she sounds when she sings? lol
Wow, this is the deadest I’ve seen the Jungle in a while
Calm after the storm
Or the calm before the storm 😮
I hope
If the place holder spot on the Nintendo direct page coding is anything to sneeze at we may be getting something cool to look at next week lol
Pokemon Tennis
I’d buy that
Pokemon Dash 2
Pokemon Ranger Switch
You practically have to do that one cowboy move in gangnam style/cotton eyed jo to capture pokemon
I watched this episode yesterday and told y’all bout it
#hipsterearthen
Well I did
So anyone interested in seeing my list of Fanmon’s so far?
Just do it quick
Like tearing off a bandage
Hang on writing first on phone then will convert to here
Do you have notes? (I mean you’re bound to)
But I put everything down there for quick access
Make Trump blush
So this is how desprate we are for news huh?
There are so many of you making ideas for fangames so help me out for Pokémon Wish lol
The ideas I have right now are
– Jirachi is the legendary
– There is a wish festival to celebrate Jirachi and everyone puts in their wishes (even though they never come true)
– Three rivals that want to get Jirachi all for their own reasons
– Takes place 15 years after RSE in Hoenn
Earthen gets angry and kills everyone with a chainsaw
*gets spray bottle*
*Reves up chainsaw with a “I’m gonna kill you Govnah” look in my eyes*
*gets popcorn*
Water is super effective against earthen
What about chainsaws
Depending on the water on any solvents in the water it could rust it over time or even possibly short circuit it then and there
This is a gas powered chainsaw, a little moisture won’t do jack squat
Then all he has to do is outrun until it runs out or use a long range weapon
Not if I saw off his legs!!!!
I think three trainers with pokemon could fight someone armed with a simple chainsaw
Well I could just rush em, I mean it can still would most Pokemon
Pffft you wouldn’t do shit to harm pokemon if they were real
Try me
It’s all talk, nothing more
likewise
Does one of the rivals secretly want to use jirachi for evil
Probably :3
Good, good..
Heatran Sky forme
Yus
Aka flying Heatran
http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/d8sICfwzvOsy.jpg
I named my Necrozma that
I guess it’s an accurate name :p
I also have a turtonator named Cosmog Unbound
I gave them random ass names
Ewww turtonator
Always such a freaking issue when it comes to steel monos
South Park > Simpsons.
Dumb idea I’m messing around with
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PK Star Form
Jirachi Comet Form is cooler since it’s already basically a star and the millennium comet is what causes its third eye to awaken in the anime
I know how to kill way more than two birds with one stone
Set up stealth rocks on a flying mono team
I don’t have defoggiest idea what you’re on about
Stealth rock is so stupid conceptually
-It’s called stealth rock, yet they float in the open air, very un-stealthily
-What’s causing them to float?
-If they’re floating, how do they hit pokemon on the ground?
-Can’t flying pokemon just avoid them when sent into battle?
Same reason moves like Ancient Power and Power Gem can fly out and hit the opponents
That’s kind of different though, because they’re just being hurled. The stealth rocks are being suspended for long periods of time
well maybe they lunge out when it senses a new entry
That’s what I kinda figured. I always picture something like the stone edge animation
Ancient Power has an aura around it (typically showing a non physical means of throwing it) tho
Yeah, but I wonder if the pokemon who uses stealth rock also has to keep concentration to make them float there. I’m probably overthinking this, but idk I think it’s an overused move
It needs an alternative or an ability that clears it out
Has anyone ever done any theme teams in Pokemon? Not including monotypes
I did a colour theme for one Soul Silver playthrough (still salty the filter changed my Gengar’s name) and a BNHA theme for an XY playthrough
I also had slight themes for my first sumo playthroughs? Cuteness/Majesty for my Primarina run and Oddness for my Incineroar run. Deci run was literally just an excuse to use Toxipex and had the theme of ‘literally the worst team I’ve used except Ninetails and Toxapex’ (although they were all better than Jolly Primarina)
Wait actually I’m pretty sure Deci run had Comfey too and it had its moments
i’ve never run them but
Serpentine
Steelix
Serperior
Arbok
Huntail
Gyarados
Dunsparce
Is there even a game where you can pull them off without trading?
Also, you with a Dunsparce? Thought I’d see Ultron, Star and Seraph with Incineroarsonas before this
it’s just a snake team you blockhead
There’s still alternatives to Dunsparce
i’m not doubling up on types
Huntail and Gyarados :p
there’s not that many snakes that i like
Haha, I actually used Incineroar in my last Moon run. It was pretty decent, I just preferred its design when it was a Torracat 😛 I have used it in some online battles since then though, it can hold its own decently.
Haha I know you’re trying to like it, it’s just that you used to be one of the more vocal dislikers XD
I try to quell my dislike for it lol. Seraph does not help with that though haha
I just don’t get why people hate it so much :<
If Torracat wasn’t adorable and everything I want out of a cat pokemon, I might like Incineroar a bit more 😮
Tbh I think that happens a lot thanks to middle evos XS
Like with Wartortle!! Part of me likes Blastoise and part of me hates it because it makes no sense >:I
Where tf did the tail and ears go
I knowww I love the fluffy tail ;(
That’s 7, eliminate one
read carefully
Welp..
I have not, although I’ve made a Game of Thrones team
-Hydreigon
-Lycanroc Midday
-Sawsbuck
-Malamar
-Pyroar
-Wishiwashi
And Avengers
-Scizor
-Ariados
-Porygon Z
-Mismagius
-Braviary
-Electivire
Lemme guess
Iron man
B. Widow
Vision?
Scarlet Witch
Cap
Hulk or Thor?
Yep! Last one is Thor, there aren’t too many physical electric mons. I would’ve put Hulk in there, but idk if there are really any good pokemon that represent him. And now that we have Decidueye, I feel like that’s way more interesting than Ariados as Black Widow, so I would probably swap those now that I think about it.
I think Aria just fits her to a t tbh
True, but I prefer Deci as a mon. Ariados needs a mega so badly. Like how is it so slow with 40 base speed. Spiders are fast..
Because it’s a phat spider
At the least it deserves priority moves for Poison and Bug (how do they not have yet!?)
Well, first impression, but that’s a golisopod exclusive for some reason
because of that BS signature attack and ability jargon they pulled in SM
True
It just makes every Pokemon more memorable tbh, and they’ve redistributed signature moves all the time anyway
meh memorable is a strong word
half of those signature attacks and abilities don’t even help that much
Solar blade
Corrosion
Water Compaction
Stake Out
Dancer
Galvanize
Merciless
and the annoying one that the exact same thing
Wimp Out and Emergency Exit (which should just be called Emergency Exit all together
and Queenly Majesty and Dazzle
Receiver and Power of Alchemy
Full Metal Body Clear body
Shadow Shield and Multiscale
Prism Armor and Solid Rock
Wait wait wait….
All those abilities would be more useful on other mons, don’t even deny that
Like corrosion on a bulkier mon or Stakeout on a mon that can force switches
well that’s good on paper, i’m just telling that they effed up royal the first time around
Granted i’m relieved Lurantis didn’t get Chlorophyll because that is just all kinds of annoying
And i am guilty of giving Komodoom Merciless as a Hidden Ability WHICH WOULD BE SATANIC
Lurantis is so forgettable.
Clown pants not-bug
Should’ve been a bug. Reverse orchid mantis is stupid
-shakes fist at sky-
It makes sense tho and it’s more creative than ‘look at this literal flower mantis we just put here’
https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3438/4593531893_f67a757fa1.jpg
For you maybe, mines was the star of the show and the totem was the Miltank of Alola
Lurantis needs Chloro tho
As I just mentioned, stakeout is the main one I hope gets more spreading :3
hello ubers
You’re really overexaggerating
It wouldn’t even make it past UU… there’s a mon in RU that does exactly what Lurantis would be doing and more
Lunala doesn’t have scales
Solgaleo doesn’t have a clear body
Necrozma apparently isn’t made our of rock
Dazzling is based off of Dazzle camouflage, which Bruxish has and Tsareena doesn’t
Receiver makes sense with sports, PoA makes sense with a living clump of ooze
We haven’t really got Pokemon that fit most of the new abilities without already having all their abilities, and they’ll obviously be distributed later on in the franchise to new Pokemon
Solar Blade makes sense because Lurantis has blades and spends a shit ton of time photosynthesising (do feel this’ll be distributed later, especially to Virizion and Sceptile) so rn it makes sense to be an exclusive
Dancer is a gimmick ability for one
Aerilate was only on one Pokemon until ORAS, same can happen for Galvanise
They help in story where you progress, whereas comp doesn’t have progression like that
yeah yeah the big ass paragraph
Rough sketches of Rivals and the professor
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Top left one is a hottie
The rival?
Yeahhh they lookin mysterious
Is the bottom one the prof? She’s a cutie
Yeah. She’s the only Pokémon professor that studies something real. She’s an astronomer
Does she look at the correlation between Pokemon and astronomy or just astronomy?
Well I suppose both since she does live in a world with Pokémon but mostly just space.
The player is an assistant to her in Mossdeep City at the start of the game
The characters are actually pretty well designed, especially the professor (´ ˙○˙ `)
Thank you!! I really like the professor. I’m not totally satisfied with the Rivals yet but it’s a good start
Emo/Goth rival is perf
I mostly want to decide on the brother’s haircut and their outfits
I actually want to see how the 3rd one looks like
Kinda still figuring out what they should look like
Random and off topic, but I honestly think the 2003 Clone Wars miniseries sucks compared to the 2008 show. I’m not a fan of the samurai jack art style outside of that show and the 2003 CW was all action and rarely any character work. Half of the action doesn’t even make sense.
I’ve never seen it but I like the style. Maybe it doesn’t work as well in motion?
I just don’t find the art particularly impressive. It looks lazy to me.
YOU MONSTER!!!! *Sigh*….. I suppose not everyone is gonna like the same thing………….the 2003 CW was so good tho lol
It had like two good scenes and that was when General Grievous cornered the jedi masters in that wrecked building thing and when Shaak Ti fought that horde of Magna guards. Some of it is just stupid though, like Durge. Wtf even was that. And then Ventress just randomly appears as a total plot device to show Anakin’s evil side. She dies as soon as she was introduced. At least she was a real character in the 2008 show.
Well to be fair the 2003 show was just supposed to be a short quick to the point ting to get people interested. (not that that’s an excuse for bad writing in general) Either way it’s still a pretty great short series. Maybe I just have my nostalgia glasses on tho lol
I used to honestly really like it, but then I watched the 2008 show and looking back is not so great. Everyone on the internet seems to have a friggen boner for it though (not talking about you) and always bring up ahsoka being a plot hole and all these other plot holes that don’t exist
Edgiest Pokemon?
Giratina
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d018aa4d56b03d482b0b95f62ddcf60a4bbda857534e582468fd7b616652ee50.jpg
Blocked
Giving kids epilepsy before it was illegal
I can’t believe they refuse to show Porygon at all since then. It’s not like Porygon itself is linked to epilepsy. It’s the dumb flashing they did.
The general public doesn’t even know anything about it
I feel so bad for it… Pikachu is the one to blame
They could at least just do pory 2 and Z
I think they got a quick cameo in a movie but that’s it
It’s not fair
technically Pikachu is to blame
it was his Thunderbolt that did the strobe effect injuring all them kiddies
Kartana
Mega Absol. Look at those fucking emo bangs.
https://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/absol-mega.jpg
Plus the edgy head sword
I hateeee mega absol. The design is so bad. No offense, cause I know you like it.
i agree, i wanna pull every piece of fur off it
It makes no sense. What the fuck is up with the angel wings? And it looks really bad in Gen 6/7 graphics. Absol used to be one of my favorite pokemon and now I can hardly look at it.
It’s the angel of death lol
Well it’s stoopid >:P
well it’s just a bunch of fur standing up from the power of mege evolution
That’s the stupidest reasoning I’ve ever heard
well i’m just saying why it does, the artistic view that’s your problem
http://www.pokemonxy.com/en-us/pokemon/mega_pokemon/#Absol
Yes, that’s what I’m saying. Their design and reasoning for it is fucking dumb. It might be worse than mega manectric
Mege evolution. When a Pokemon mega evolves with the power of memes.
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What’s wrong with me
*Facepalm*
Meger eevolutioyown
siiiigh….anybody remember when mega evolution was cherished and loved, the power between Pokemon and trainer to unlock untold inner power…..i don’t
I did, but for literally one Pokemon
Ampharos
I remember seeing Ampharos get Outrage and thinking “It would be so cool if it was part Dragon!”
And … well… my dream was granted
Well they gave me megas to 3 of my favorites
Garchomp
Heracross
and Aerodactyl
I hate all of those megas
shocker
It’s funny cause I love them before they mega evolve
it’s funny the ones i like get the most dissing
Just not a fan of the designs. Mega aeros rock beard is disgusting to look at. Megacross is alright, I guess. There’s just something about it I dislike.
Garchomp is a complete downgrade (to literally every player who even knows how to competitive)
I don’t like Heracrosses mega design but I’m happy it got one
Same for Aero
That’s not entirely true
i for one run it very well, and i take advantage of Sand Force 170 attack and STAB Earthquake hurting anything that doesn’t resist it, and the boost to Iron Head is pretty decent
my only qualm is that now i am crippled for the speed drop
That’s why everyone hates it, it is a downgrade because the things Garchomp is meant to kill can now outspeed it
well nobody’s perfect and i’m used it, i still use it and it has brought me years of good battles, just gotta look at the positives
ONE FUCKING SEVENTY ATTACK that is majorly good
it can tank a good hit
and i can still use regular Garchomp and mega when i feel i won’t live
Xurkitree has 173 special attack and look where that got it
Dude it’s a glass cannon WITH TAIL GLOW
they’re not gonna let something that powerful out without ruining it for us
Kartana
Pheromosa
Black Kyurem
Do I REALLY need to continue?
oh shove that list back up your ass
I’m just giving examples
Oh! Here’s a good one! Rampardos! 150 attack! Great top tier mon right?
Why did it need 170? Make it 160 and give 10 of that back to speed. Or, take away the fucking FORTY they idiotically gave it in sp attack and put that in speed
I think the mixed attacker thing could work since Garchomp likes Fire Blast sometimes
Just make its attack 150 and plonk the twenty into attack, making it actually good
*speed
that i will say is fracking stupid, Fire Blast ain’t worth squat
Ice types
Skarmory
Celesteela
Bulky grasses
Then again, you could just run normal chomp and pack the firium Z like most chomps do these days instead of Mega
With Fire fang
But then you’re left with a bad attack
A better Mega Chomp would be lit
It really would….
But I’m glad it doesn’t exist… Garchomp is broken enough as is
It could work, but did it really need to. Garchomp didn’t need a mega. Same with metagross and salamence.
About that… another Dragon needs it… BAD
Kingdraaaa
Flygon
>:O
Love how the literally smacked the mega evo symbol on its face
So suble ;3
Everything about it is bad. From the emo bangs to the bat wing tail.
I meant subtle
I’m just gonna say Bisharp
Another rough sketch but Yee. She’s the youngest of the siblings
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f95dfc536feac12730f8a530c59b8a44cdeacb5b6c471daf150082985390845.jpg
NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD 😛
Yep yep she’s a huge nerd who wants to be like her totally awesome older sister
:3
What did i miss?
The second coming of Jesus
How did he come a second time when he never came for a first time
Stars’ art for her game
Cool :3
I saw that below
Anythin else?
Nop
Okaei
I love how the first SuMo mon smogon thinks of for NU is Type Null
Not Lurantis or even Alolan Raticate
Type Null
It definitely fits but that’s a really weird pick first
It physically hurts me knowing that Type null is in such a low tier
It could be a lot worse… a tier lower
(Basically my thoughts on Gourgeist)
i hate that thing…..
But it’s amazing
not when your on the business end of a will-o-wisp
I mean design
Besides, Will-O-Wisp is useless against me most of the time
well it is to me, Ground Mono doesn’t like it one tiny bit….
Missing special attackers :3
seriously we have like ONE GOOD SPECIAL ATTACKER AND THAT’S NIDOKING
DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING IT’S BEEN FOR YEARS OF WISP RUINING ANYTHING
And Nidoking is a super easy mon to counter too
(Nidoqueen)
that’s why i run focus sash instead of Life orb
ergo i’d outspeed it and double Earth Power
say what you will but it has saved my butt and ruined others for years
they think oh that Tbolts a Skarmory oh that nido is a scarf i’ll switch to Lando, BOOM Ice beam instant KO forfeits
So you run sets that suck in nearly every occasion but excel in certain ones
you are such an ass, i experiment and do things that aren’t expected
i have years of replays that show that Focus Sash helps better than others
so years of low latter replays vs the trillions of other nidoking users who run other items and their replays?
When did you get such a elitist battling ego?
it’s just rude at this point
I’m just sayin
you just have no eye for trying different things, its either be a carbon copy smogon set or fuck off don’t play
I love running focus sash and it works
i love using Mega Garchomp
and all the other stuff i do it, its my way and that’s what should matter
Did you really just tell a person who wins matches with Six Basculins and actually tests out unque sets that they only carbon copy?
I’m just telling you that some of your sets are not very beneficial and could be made a lot better with a few edits
dude it’s anything goes, half the time its asshats who want to run crazy sets
some work some don’t
how often do you even monotype?
Oooooh you’re playing that tier…. that explains a lot
Here and there, I use bug
But I wanted it to be atleast in UU :<
Yeah… the metagame is not kind to it
This isn’t like Araquanid or Persian where you can argue its niche makes it a higher tier than normally suggested. Type:Null needed recovery and better stats
Can somebody explain why Dazzling and Queenly majesty were released in the same gen?
Because they have two different design concepts that fit two different pokemon?
But they didn’t necessarily need to do the same exact thing, for me it ends up being redundant
Yeh
It just feels weird that they do the exact same thing.. Like I wish they were even a minute bit different effect wise
It happens cross Gen all the time and happened with Vital Spirit and Insomnia, Air Lock and Cloud Nine
I get cross gen but it just feels weird in the same gen
It’s just because they want to give two different concepts the same ability when creating them but can’t find a unifying theme that’s also appropriate for the ability’s function
Bruxish has a very vivid colour scheme, Tsareena is more muted and complementary to itself.
Tsareena is Queenly, whereas Bruxish is drag Queenly
I wish they both got Queenly… I feel like it would be fucking hillarious on Bruxish
Hilarious, but for some reason GameFreak wanted it to be more accurate for once rather than play about
Inconsistent af
Yep, I wish it had it though
I don’t know why but it reminds me of Paninis mother from chowder
Better yet, explain how they even make sense when applied to the pokemon they’re given to. I’ll wait.
Queenly Majesty does make sense considering Tsareena is a royal b̶i̶t̶c̶h̶ fruit
But how does being a queen make you immune to priority…? It’s so stupid. Same with being “dazzling” or shiny or whatever bruxish is
Simple. You’re too stunned by the foe to make quick strikes, you have to concentrate to hit them which means you can’t to the quick lashes priority needs
Blech I’m starting to sound Eartheny
You areeeee. I’m biased tho because I hate Tsareena. It’s one of the worst gen 7 mons imo
Your taste is shit :p
Feel it is overhyped tho
The design just isn’t good to me. It doesn’t look like a queen or a fruit. More like a sheikah rip off
I think the same, but I mostly don’t like it because of the make up. I hate make up
Queenly I imagine being that it intimidates them somehow
I have no idea about Dazzling, waste of an ability
It just seems shoehorned in because they wanted to use it as an ability.
I dunno if it even is that
The world may never know yo
Ay
Dazzle camouflage
Wouldn’t hit a queen
i would
Good for you enjoy the arrest
Worth it
My region Dex so far for Glitch version
001. Mozmur (???+Lemur) Grass
002. Sproutmur (Sprout+Lemur) Grass
003. Sprigrape (Spring/Sprig+Grape/Grapple+Ape) Grass/Fighting
004. Armadillo Starter Fire
005. Armadillo Evolution Fire or Fire/Fairy
006. Armadillo Final Fire/Fairy
007. Lizeed (Lizard+Speed) Water
008. Lizeed second stage Water
009. Lizeed final Water/Electric
010. Black Bird Pokemon
011. Black Bird Evolution
012. Black Bird Final (based on mocking jay)
013. Ibliss (Ibis+Bliss) Normal/Flying
014. Ibliss Evolution Fairy/Flying
015. Ibliss Final (based on Flamingo) Fairy/Flying
Not in order yet
-Chess Pokemon
-Brine Shrimp Pokémon
-Mahi Mahi Pokémon
-Celestling>Shuritree-
-Salmon Pokémon
-Sponge Pokémon
-Floatter>
-Giant Salamander Pokémon*
-Foalsus>Pegasty- /Flying> /Flying
-Elephant Seal Pokémon
-Snobalee>Fleery>Blizzony- Ice>>Ice/Psychic
(Snowball+Jubilee, Flurry+Cheery, ???)
-Bralf>Brak- Grass (Full)
(Branch+Calf)
-Jeroba Pokémon
-Graagy>Rockbaash- Normal>Normal/Rock
(Groogy+Baa, Rock’a bye+Bash+Baa)
-Doliave>Dolscle- Ground>Ground/Fighting (Dollar+Bilave, Dollar+Muscle)
-Blobfish Pokémon transforms to Swordfish
-Lunacoon>Stellaroon
-The Fog Pokemon- Legendary- Flying
-The Lightning Pokemon- Legendary- Electric
-The Acid Rain Pokemon- Legendary- Poison
-(M) Glichrus- Dark/Poison (Glitch+Lich+Virus)
Hovter- Exo
Squilien- Exo
Dubid- Exo
You can’t have a Pokemon game called glitch without including missigno in it
Its for the Legendary Pokemon Glichrus its a computer program meant to cure all diseases, yet it went permanently awry due to a “Glitch” and it became corrupt and now is out to completely annihilate all life on earth
Lizzap or Lizzurge…… ;__; …..
Yay flamingo
It and the black bird are the Regional birds yet the Flamingo has higher chance to be a female, while the Black bird has higher chance to be male
I love how every playthrough we had each had different mons that worked and some that flopped
@symmetricaljesus:disqus Mentioned Deci didn’t work for them yet it was one of the two stars of my team. The reverse happened for Incin
Deci died to anything remotely physical for me
Lurantis outclassed it completely for me
For me Deci basically one hit or two hit whatever it saw and would pull through some really clutch hits
(Lowkey it was your Deci not liking you and my Incin not liking me and they purposely sucked to spite us)
Can we agree on one thing tho for every grass type that gets this combo
Based Leaf Blade/SD
Seriously, it’s actually godly. It’s the set I use on Deci. It also makes Spirit Shackle godly and, Imo, one of the best Z-movers in the game cause of how well it fits for him
On the other hand, Lurantis has always screamed choice band to me…. I dunno why
In game Scope Lens Leaf Blade/SD/Leech Life/Brick Break or Poison Jab was godly
It also has decent in game bulk so it’s usable
Yeah
See? This is why I love gen 7. Decidueye and Lurantis… hell even Decidueye and Dhelmise can be compared to each other a lot and even with similar movesets function quite a bit different, even in game. I never played a gen that felt so varied before and I honestly love it
….Well…most of it anyways
Dhelmise imo is bulkier and can tank better and dish out damage better
But if you wanted to outspeed anything
Good
Fucking
Luck
Oh yeah it definetly does more damage but… well….
Let’s just say that speed makes its bulk REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY misleading…. like it gets worn down very easily….
That’s only really if you’re using it against multiple pokemon in the same battle, it’s mostly for taking down one heavy hitter then retreating itself
I mean even normal mons tend to weaken it… don’t get me wrong, it’s good… it’s just that its type does FAR more to harm it than it does well combined with its speed…
Plus… Power whip…. it literally never lands
Power Whip us just a luck problem tho
Also I ran it mixed in game with Giga Drain and it was the 1v1 champ
Oh yeah, can see that
I honestly just wish it was Water/Ghost
Imagine how good it would be
It’s literally seaweed tho
I know, I mean it just would be so much better considering..
-We got four Grass/Ghost types in a span of two gens
-We have water/ghost only once
But hey it’s their choice in the end
It’s not better for the individual design tho
True true
But hey, according to tiers Decidueye is the best Alolan non-legend grass type (Beating Tsareena out by a REALLY small margin that is almost interchangeable) so I’m happy
I daydreamed earlier today of Flygon getting a Mega
I daydreamed that flygon was retconned to bug/ground
Should’ve been Bug/Ground imo
Makes it different from Garchomp (even if it came first) and its Dragon is from what, vaguely looking like a dragonfly?
I wish it was bug ground with quiver
But Earthen will just argue
If Lilligant can get it wynaut Flygon
They hate flygon.
Exactly
Because lilli it’s a dancer
And Flygon is a winged insect
Or just a Desert Spirit
Winged insect ≠ Butterfly/Moth
Thus Bee =/= Moth
Oh ffs (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Why can’t GF be a little consistent with their move names
Remember, Beeheyem and Silvally get steel wing
Phermosa is a roach lol
It would be so much better
Seriously though
Why flygon should get a move called “butterfly dance”
Lilligant
Wormadam
Ribombee
Pheromosa
Bellosom
Lilligant
They are afraid of Flygon actually being a decent pokemon. Dragon dance is shit compared to QD
Ribombee it’s similar to a butterfly
Wormaddan it’s based on a month that never develops eings
So is Flygon, it’s literally an insect with wings. That’s literally the only similarity between Ribombee and a butterfly
well maybe it can’t fly daintily like Quiver Dance requires
Flygon is majestic as fuck, and Bellossom doesn’t even have wings
And Dustox can?
Dustox base speed: 65
Flygon: 100
God it’s almost impossible to put logic in Pokemon moves :p
How is this not “quivering”
It’s just a move that refers to moving around in a dancelike motion
Um Earthen actually I agree with for once bug just sounds like a bad type for it
And its probably dragon for being mystical as Dragon is normally the type for that… I mean why else is Altaria dragon?
Altaria doesn’t have any other type that immediately should override its Dragon typing
Flygon does
Umm Altaria should just be a Normal/Flying
When Altaria loses Dragon Flygon can too
Hey be surprised I don’t like most Dragons and I’m sticking up for one of the 4 I really like
Altaria is based off of a star in draco which is important to the story it’s based off of (might be remembering that wrong)
Flygon is a dragon because an animal confused with antlions which are insects in the first place which means bug should take presidence
slay, baby, slay
a species that revolved in sandy regions?
it focuses mostly on pit traps and sand, i will agree that in a different reality and suffering heavy trauma Trapinch could pass as a Ground/Bug but it would lose it in favor of Dragon as it evolved
What does that have to do with anything? There are insects in harsh deserts anyway, and the desert part is represented by Ground – Dragon doesn’t play in on that aspect at all
are you just blind
What do antlions do? they make pit traps in the ground, that’s the whole theme of Trapinch
How the hell does that relate to dragon
You’re speaking some shit. Never said it didn’t do that, I just said there’s real insects in real deserts
Because Antlions/dragonflies are called Sand Dragons sometimes?
Sand = Ground
Dragon = Dragon
Dragonflies have dragon in the fucking name, so why isn’t Yanmega a dragon type
Because Earthen doesn’t like Yanmega so it isn’t relevant
Because that doesn’t support earthen’s biased argument
we’ve been over this
Flygon was meant to be a dragon
and yanmega is an insect that is named after dragon
So is fucking Flygon tho, and it’s not even the right insect XD
So the animal that ALWAYS has the word dragon in its name is less fitting to be a dragon than the animal that sometimes is refereed to as a dragon?
Altaria Japanese name “tyltalis” have “tyl” on it Wich references a star in the Draco constellation.
This is the only connection with Altaria and Dragons so making a Pokemon type based on its name isn’t that farfetched.
But Altaria needs another typing Because that’s a stupid reason to me
It’s based on the blue bird of happiness which features twins named after that star
It deserves to be a dragon as much as Deci deserves to be Ghost
It’s like they gave that typing to Deci so it can look cooler.
It worked for me
Spirit owllllllll
Apparently it also has some reference to some Chinese dragons but don’t quote me on that
Well it’s also based on “Peng,” which were legendary birds that were enormous and had cloud-like wings. That seems dragon-like to me and not normal.
It seems pure flying to me.
And why are you bringing normal? :p
Swablu?
Swablu is just based on the blue little bird, not the giant one
No he brought up normal because swablu has it -_-
I know! 😀
I’m just pointing out that Altaria and Swablu inspirations are different enough for them to be a different type
Just cause swablu is normal, so I don’t think it would’ve worked if it carried over to altaria. I do think pure flying could have worked.
About Antlions:
“The adult insects are less well known, as they mostly fly at dusk or after dark, and may be mistakenly identified as dragonflies or damselflies;”
MISTAKENLY. Its dragon typing IS A MISTAKE
Antlions = Insects
Insects = Bugs
so what about Flygon’s whole sandstorm aspect?
The Elemental Spirit of the Desert?
Ground type
Tornadus is an air spirit and isn’t fucking Dragon lol, if anything nature spirits should be Fairy
It’s called the Elemental Spirit of the desert because of the humming singing sounds its wings make when they flap up sandstorms when they travel
What
The fuck
Does that have to do
With dragons
because they must have used the concept of Sand Dragons to base the pokemon’s theme which makes sense
Which are insects that are confused with its actual basis, the antlions, as Ultron has tried to explain a million times
Then why isn’t Yanmega dragon? It’s also based on an insect with dragon in the name
so they don’t build pit traps or not
or the name Sand Dragon means nothing right?
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bmcgbj2e1rziwwco2_500.gif
What the fuck does pit traps have to do with dragon typing
That’s represented by Ground type you moron
because you keep saying it should be Bug/Dragon you idiot
WE’RE SAYING BUG/GROUND YOU FUCKING DINGUS
Bug/Dragon was for Yanmega
(sorry but that’s usually what everyone says)
But i don’t care, its always gonna be Ground/Dragon and will never change
We’re just saying our opinion genius, we’re not implying our moaning will change it
Also you literally pull this everyone you lose an argument, but you get onto me for saying kids game?
Well i tell you why your wrong,
Ugh, what a bitch way to concede defeat. Come on, you know ground/bug makes more sense. Don’t be a wimpod.
I can never win with you assholes, I have to fight alone every time
It does not matter, i know why its its type
Ya didn’t win because there’s nothing to defend about its dragon typing. Your argument is that you like flygon the way it is yet you’re trying to use that as a factual basis, which doesn’t work. I like flygon too, but I can admit its typing was a mistake on GF’s part.
So Sand Dragon inspiration means nothing?
because in the end that’s what Flygon is
Nope. Antlion.
Yes, I’ve literally said this so many times. And don’t want to hear “it’s based on a dragonfly and a sandlion” bull. It’s first and foremost a sandlion otherwise trapinch shouldn’t exist.
And how does that mean it qualifies to be a dragon. Any bug or flying type with wings can do that
It’s said to be a desert spirit because of the noise that the flapping of its wings make. It’s just a urban legend based on incomplete fact
It’s literally a bug that digs traps. Then it evolves to get wings. It’s still a bug with or without wings.
The only dragon thing Altaria has is its Japanese name iirc
Still think Altaria could get another type
Well, it did: Fairy
Fairayyyyyyy
Only kind of
well you guys just focus on the image presented and not what it does
that’s your faults
Stop focusing on the image of Alolan Raichu and Marowak and focus on what they do
Alolan Maro <3
(clever, not)
I am focusing on what it is, i’m questioning its reasons
so what you think people shouldn’t question things?
Then why can’t we question why Flygon isn’t Bug without you treating us all like idiots but when we give you rational opinions from our perspectives about the Alolans you throw a bitchfit?
Act as you want to be acted on
because i give you answers, and they’re supported by facts and some creative logic
you’re just so focused on looks to actually stop and think what the pokemon itself actually does
Earthen… you just said the problem….
Your creative logic =/= real logic
It overshadows the point
Girl, we are giving you facts about antlions and insects and you’re ignoring them
We give you facts and logic and you call it shit because you just have to have your meaningless ‘victories’ whereas you actually lose by being an ignorant ass
And what the hell does Flygon do that’s dragon like?
what facts and logic is that honestly? other then just looks and species
What the hell does Turtonator do that’s dragon like?
Dragon turtle, Chinese myth. Doesn’t have another better suiting type.
Its logic because it’s actually showing you its actual basis fucknut
so what’s to say when Dragonflies that are sometimes called Sand Dragons be the basis for a pokemon? focusing on the less obvious choice to make something more unique
Turtonator can do it because
Dragon turtle was literally a dragon, the fly is only named after a dragon
There’s no ‘Reptile’ type that makes sense because it’s literal rather than figurative
Flygon is an antlion, it doesn’t even resemble a dragonfly that much
In that case why isn’t Yanmega Dragon?
Flygon. Is. Not. A. Dragonfly.
Its dragon is from them think a sandlion is called a sand dragon when a sand dragon is actually not a sandlion
It’s dragon because its arms and tail looks like from those of a lizard. And because it’s based of an insect often called sand dragons (explaining its typing)
It’s literally an insect
Should be Bug because the animal should take presidence over its nicknames
Antlion:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Distoleon_tetragrammicus01.jpg
Sand Dragon:
http://www.insectidentification.org/imgs/insects/common-sanddragon_1.jpg
Antlion’s are not a species of dragonfly, but Sand dragons are
Sand dragon’s are****
I wish
It was supposed to actually, but due to artist block from its designer it was scrapped 🙁
Oh yeah I knew that…
I just hope it does
I wish it could
agreed
And look more buglike
Ehh its Bug enough but I think Dragon works for being Mystical same goes for Noivern and Turtonator being mystical like
Noivern and Turtonator are about as mythical as a corgi’s bum
^^this
Though I really don’t want Noivern to lose Dragon…. Is there a reason they have it?
Because it’s literally a fruit bat fused with a dragon (wyvern in this case)
You can tell from the tail mostly
(Off topic, let’s be honest, Noivern is literally one of the coolest Pokemon to come out of gen 6)
YESSD
Seriously, I always loved it and want a fucking pet Noibat
It’s partly based on a Wyvern, no?
Then whats Noiverns story?
And Turtonator’s is based on a Mata-Mata (A spiecies of Turtle) and other than being reptilian why is it Dragon?
It’s a mesh of Wvyerns and bats
And also has some Gargoyle inspiration
Because there’s a Chinese myth of a dragon turtle
Noivern is literally a wyvern/bat, probably because of the similarities in wing shape
What if the whole line get’s a regional variant rather than a mega? lol
Oh god
#itdeservesamega
When triple types come around some that need to happen
Flygon- Ground/Dragon/Bug
Jumpluff- Grass/Flying/Fairy
Altaria- Dragon/Flying/Fairy
Deci Grass/Flying/Ghost
Megazard X Fire/Dragon/Flying
Rotom Forms – Electric/???/Ghost
Kyurem Forms – Ice/???/Dragon
Real talk: Poison literally got saved from being the worst type by gen 6 introducing faries. Can we give GF credit for that balance at least?
Yes
Introduced my new favourite type
Buffed my favourite type of all time
Win win
Seriously tho
(I wish they were weak to ghost and Water was weak to ice and resisted flying but hey, not all good things can happen)
I’m sorry ghost doesn’t need a buff at all
I still want it to get one to seperate it a little more from dark
But it doesn’t need one, and of course ghosts/black magic and evil/fear will be similar, they’re overlapping concepts
True true…
And steel got some love, wooo
Now it’s time for Grass to get a little buff >:)
You mean large?
The only issue…. all of its weaknesses make sense
This is why I Love fusion https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3c0cc2acdb1decd522e3a3e939d1cd9fc341cc05f5476f7ed7860d5fc69a952b.jpg
Fusion is just a cheap tool to make weak Pokemon stronger
True but this looks so good
Just… yeah
It’s a SU reference
I haven’t watched it yet
Oooo that’s neat
YESH
I’ve never wanted a Pokemon fusion so much as of now
Exactly :3
Why the fuck does the art from Pokemon Shuffle actually give Incineroar better body proportions than literally 70% of everything else portraying it does?
Because it’s just its head? ?
Unless I’m missing something XD
Nope, the art while your battling it shows its arms and hands, and they actually don’t look all that bad
Diff artstyles
Inb4 you love Incineroar but only in shuffle form
Oh, I think it is decent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nRLBzj7hI0
See?
What dickweed made Milotics shuffle level…. this is legitimate bullshit…..
Am I the only one wanting a ride Wishiwashi? It sounds cool af to me
I like that also want ride Girafarig and Rampardos
Giraffff
When you resurface on Pokejungle after 3 days
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/323962539fb1420d611c876cac7deec17494c270bb731f6d800482c94ec99321.gif
Earthen’s tantrums: the animated musical, on ice
And he literally only did it because he didn’t read the argument thoroughly and just jumped in
:3
oh go to hell
I’m trapped in purgatory
He’s not wrong tho
With extra lag
In 4d
Also who’s who now? I dunno who Aardvarks or a la mode is.
Seraph and fairy respectively
Thanks m8
Np m9
It was a time… I found a question in a psychology book I was studying
“Mary is sexually aroused by Aardvarks..”
what
That’s the origin
It’s seraph
Aka ya fuckin boi Seraphzma
Fairy
Bulbapedia actually gave me proof to why Flygon is the way it is
“In keeping with its Dragon type, it also possesses a dragon-like build and reptilian features such as its arms and tail.” (Direct words of Bulbapedia)
And don’t bring Yanmega or Charizard into this! Cause if Goodra can get Dragon, Flygon can get Dragon
Flygon is based on the winged, adult stage of the antlion, which highly resembles a dragonfly. Often the adult antlion and dragonfly are confused with one another, and Flygon could draw inspiration from both. In fact, some species of dragonflies are commonly called “sand dragons”, which could account for Vibrava and Flygon’s type combination. In keeping with its Dragon type, it also possesses a dragon-like build and reptilian features such as its arms and tail.
‘This animal resembles another animal but were not going to fuse them we’ll just say they look alike’
Brilliant
Thats exactly Bulbapedia’s description of origins
exactly
Bulbapedia is a fan site
at least they do their homework
But doing hw on an inaccurate source makes it worthless ya?
They can literally just spout bullshit and others will lap it up
you are so close minded
You’re literally the most close minded person on the planet, hush my manchild
Remember how they consider the Mohn Lusamine official despite teh fact that GF can pull a total bullshit route and make it not true
Its pretty reliable though… except on thinking dedenne’s a hamster
Hamster Gerbil same thing
Not really
So what you’re saying is, gamefreak didn’t do their homework on antlions and fucked up
this is from Bulbapedia take it up with them
hunt the guy who wrote the article and complain
Bulbapedia is entirely speculative. Note the use of “could.” I have no current beef with them. I do think the thought of GF combining antlions and sand dragons is just a justification “after-the-fact” to explain their mistake in Flygon’s concept.
It’s build isn’t dragon like lol it’s generic monster
Reptilian =/= Dragon
If being a reptile (or in this case “reptile-like, since it’s not a reptile) is basis for being a dragon, heliolisk, Salazzle, Feraligatr, Kecleon and many other should be dragons
Actually Feraligatr could pass for Dragon imo
But it isn’t
But it could if given the chance
Why tho
Its just an alligator
It looks like it could get Dragon, UI mean hell I’m making a Water/Electric Basilisk just cause it could be good design and idea
Also in that case why is Vibrava a dragon?
“Because it is and it will never change”
Cuz it took inspiration of the sand dragon
I’m going to scream. Someone help me
WAKE ME UP
I understand you, that’s the only explanation I got :/ yet I still used it like it was legit 😐
It’s fine, it’s fine. I’m calm. I’m calm. Deep breathing…
Don’t die!
Or I’ll eat your remains!
Sorry I should stop before I push someone too far lets all agree to disagree and move on
Wich isn’t a dragon at all, just a insect, yet they didn’t make it bug Type -_-
I still think they have more in common with locusts than what ever this Antlion and Sand Dragon are
If they can stretch types so much, was it THAT hard to make Xurkitree Electric/Grass? It’s moves mainly come from those types
Its name also comes from tree
Its very literally a tree of circuits, dont see the Grass connection tbh
exactly
It literally roots itself into the earth to get nutrients (Ingrain)
no, it absorbs grounded electricity
That’s not how that move works tho, literally everything else that gets it is tree based
Because there’s no move called ”grounded electricity” you have to make the connection yourself.
They Could’ve made one? Also, if that’s the case, why has no other electric type got it?
It plugs its limbs into the ground and sucks up natural electricty
What even is natural electricity?
The shit from the sky
So it grounds itself and then summons electricity from the sky into its body?
Possibly?
I dunno how Xurkitree really works tbh
I might be spewing bullshit but the electricity wouldn’t even be natural it’d be from wires and shit
It’s honestly a weird pokemon. Maybe the ground in ultra space has “natural electricity” in it
ever hear the phrase grounded?
Electricity is always flowing in the earth’s crust and it travels downward
1) Its from Ultra Space not earth
2) Only lightning would be a natural source of that if you’re not just spewing bs, and I doubt that’d feed Xurkitree populations
OMFG DOES IT MATTER
IT STILL LOOKS FOR ELECTRICITY AND IS SENSING IT IN THE GROUND AND IT IS STICKING ITSELF IN THE GROUND TO FIND IT
You’re trying to exclude the fact that GF might have used existing logic to justify the existence of Xurkitree lol, why?
The whole point of this comment was to say would it be so wrong to make it Electric/Grass compared to other type convos
I think pure electric is fine, dont see the logic behind giving it grass because it knows Ingrain.
I mean it also gets a few other moves
I mean it fits the type better than any other mon we got
Because literally everything else that has it is plant based, even if they’re not grass type. In the meanwhile, nothing else gets it for this proposed reason Xurkitree gets it
Im not excluding it, I’m just saying that they could easily just say shit like that
It could be based on that, but it can literally be based on anything because ultra space is unexplored territorh
I’ve heard of magnetic fields and stuff, but this seems more like xurkitree is sucking electricity from the ground, which I can’t find anything on when it comes to Earth.
Magnetic fields generate static electricity fam
It still seems like a stretch to me, but xurkitree is an alien so I’ll write it off I guess
how is known science a stretch
Absorbing it is a stretch to me, not the fact it exists, dumbass
Look….it is a scientific fact that the Earth’s crust holds electrical currents as a sink, perhaps Xurk’s ability to sense and extract the electricity is stronger then your giving it credit
i’m just trying to justify why it knows ingrain and why its not a grass type
Did you think electricty is a supernatural phenomenon lol?
No, but is there electricity in the ground?
YES OMFG
Calm your tits, you pointed it out once.
AND IT’S TAKING YOU GUYS SO LONG TO REGISTER
Earthen stfu you probably heard it once and remember it as a factoid and if pushed to say more about it you’d stumble and fall
oh you cram it
Says the guy who doesn’t understand science
Earthen, without using Google, can you explain what an
Isomer is
Polymer is
Monomer is
What is meant by biodiversity
How much chambers are in a frog heart
What is meant by species richness
What the functions of each vitamin is
What the difference between saturated and unsaturated cat is on a chemical level
All of which I do understand and have learned from Biology and Chemistry, two sciences then shut your face ass
*fat not cat lol
Well yes, deep down into the earth’s crust like Earthen already pointed out
I doubt Xurkitree can reach that far down tbh
Theoretically, could it be absorbed? I know we’re dealing with fictional beings, but I imagine it’s a different type of electricity than what ice crystals and water droplets in the sky generate
Xurkitree’s dex entry says that it plugs its limbs into the ground to sustain itself with electricity, so in this case yes it can be absorbed
(the Aether foundation notes the actual dex does not state that directly)
Whoa watch out we have a bad ass over here
aka intelligence
And other electric types suck electricity too but don’t get it
Have you ever seen its attack animation?
Power whip, energy ball
I mean, it would make more sense than some other mon type combos
Like Dunsparce’s
Yes, yes indeed
I mean WTF people complain about a lot of Pokemon, but Dunsparce being Normal makes 0% sense it has
No logic, no reasoning, no origins towards it! Nothing relates it to that!
I love it tho
Yeah its cute, but its just a cluster f*ck of a type
Ye
its doing that with electricity you dumbass
“Because this Ultra Beast reportedly raided a power plant, it is speculated to sustain itself with electricity. This is supported by observations that it will “plug” its limbs and tail into the ground when it is low on energy, entering a tree-like state to absorb electricity from the earth. Witnesses claim that its entire body crackles with astonishing electrical power”
Then why doesn’t any other electric type yet it dumbass?
most don’t come equipped with the anatomy
i can really only say Electivire
Because there aren’t any electric types who sustain themselves that way? Most generate static electricty by rubbing their cheeks or pom-poms, wings whatever
Electivire line
And they made a separate ability for Bruxish and Tsareena, I’m sure they could give Xurkitree an electric Ingrain
Perhaps, or give it Parabolic Charge
Exactly, why Ingrain then?
Hell even Leech Life makes more sense
well to be fair they do raid any source of electricity
the reason why Xurk got ingrain is very much explained
Or Joltik which acts like Xurk
Joltik needs a living host to generate electricty because its too small to do it by its own
Celesteela knows Leech Seed, by that logic it should be Grass/Steel?
Because it’s based off of bamboo and already has two fitting types
Xurkitre is the only monotype of the seven invading ultra beasts
Yet… yet Bamboo is a type of plant, but I already know Celesteelia’s origins so i won’t argue its type
It’s a bamboo spaceship
I know, but Grass has a little bit of reason attached, but not much
I know, but considering the fact nintendo stretches types, was it so hard to stretch this one?
Grass might not work because there’s no grass in Ultra Space. In Xurkitree’s natural environment, it probably just plugs itself into the rocky landscape there. I might be stretching though.
I mean… If they can stretch other mons then Xurk could work
Your explanation does seem pretty logical though
I wouldn’t be mad if it was grass/electric. But it doesn’t seem entirely important to it though to me
I know, I’ve just wanted that type forever and Xurk fit this type better than any other current mon
I want a stormcloud that’s ice/electric :O
OMG THAT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE SUPER CUTE
Whenever I try to picture it, I can’t unsee a kracko from kirby
I see the cloud from mario kart wii
the electric herpes
yes
Drittzle
Stormist
Hurricos
but technically they’re Water/Flying who learn a ton of electric moves
That seems a tiny bit different than where I was headed. I was thinking more about the ice crystals that aid in the formation of lightening, which would be the ice typing.
well sorry this pokemon is literally a cute little Storm cloud with little goggles
And they cause violent storms people never return from
I’m just saying our concepts are different. A hurricane cloud pokemon would be cool though
Kartana is a Grass type tho
Is it? I missed that I guess. Idk then!
well it’s paper like
That’s not the point, he was just proving Ultron that there could be Grass in the Ultra Space because there’s a Grass type In it
Earthen doesn’t read because he’s too kewl for it
Yet he tries to prove you wrong even though it’s recommended to analyze carefully the foe’s argument to find a flaw in it and counter it
the laws of Ultra Space are highly unknown
saying that it cannot support these types is very much untrue, for all we know Ultra Space has enviroments very similar to earth and has been sustaining the Ultra Beasts since the beginning of time
as i state the laws of Ultra Space are very much unknown
I wish its typing was like that, so it could become a literal Christmas tree
Yes, exactly
At people who can’t get it through their skulls
Were not saying Flygon’s dragon makes no sense, we’re saying Bug makes more sense because it’s a literal insect
Blame GameFreak for literally making a ‘selective arthropod type’
Some things have suggested it makes no sense though and I agree bug could work, yet I just can’t see the bug typing when looking at it
(Boom)
That’s why we need triple types.
Dragon/Ground/Bug.
Everybody wins.
The End.
My friend: You really only pick grass types huh?
Me: No I don’t! I always loved water ones! I only liked for grass Venusaur, Sceptile (As much as Swampert), Serperior (As much as Samurott), Chesnaught and Decidue…. wait… fuck… I gotta start picking more types….
(eight gen comes out, releases a reptilian Grass/Electric starter)
the streak continues
Real talk, predict the gen 8 starters
I feel like Fire will end up being a Bipedal Fire/Ground Snake.. cause Pokemon :3
And mark my words, this guess will be correct
Captured it, I’m gonna save it until gen 8 starters gets announced 😉
Thank you! 😀
Gen 8 wont be a thing for another 2 years
So? He said predict, which involves the future
You do know that two years from now is the future, right?
:3
Fire/Ghost
Water/Flying
Grass/Steel
-shrug-
Eyyy my fire horseeee
What about designs?
Albatross for water/flying
idk for the others lol. I was just throwing them out there
Hmmmm
Grass/Bug
Fire
Water/Poison
You really are tempted to make me keep on picking grass types huh? XD
Yush
I love it already XD
Fire Ox
Type?
fire/fighting probably
Oh no….
OH NOO
now i’ve wrestled with the idea of Fire/Dark because they would be naturally violent and aggressive or Fire/Ground to match their hardy nature
but this…i would just make it Pure Fire, sometimes i feel that tacking on a type for the sake of dual type isn’t the way
How does it become bipedal?
it doesn’t
(pauses for gasp)
HOLY SHIT
That’s fake, nintendo would never do that XD
a madman could dream
Please dont decimate my beloved Dark type by attaching it to the boring Fire type
How am i decimating it, it’s a freaking MAD AS FUCK BULL THAT GETS SO ANGRY IT BURSTS INTO FLAMES AND RAMPAGES
and the names are
Toroast
Triggore
Eruptoro
#memebaitnames
trigger as in its hair thin anger
and gore as in gored which is when you’re stabbed by an animal’s horns
I know
But people are gonna call it Triggored or Triggered, it will become a meme
Don’t deny that
(Or me calling it Iblis Triggore)
i don’t care it was a chore to come up with a name and i like the first and last name
Memes
Fire/Fairy Rabbit
Water/Flying Tropical Bird
Grass/Fighting Lizard
Tropical bird? What kind?
And how does the rabbit become quadraped?
Bipedal I mean
I’m thinking of an Ara ararauna
And the rabbit becomes bipedal because it wants to idk I haven’t thought of that xD
Oh boi XD
Lovin dat birb
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A BUG STARTER NINTENDO!? K THANKz
who knows maybe Slippy Slug will be the starter
Maybe
No.
Unless it’s cool. Otherwise
No.
I want it
Here I want ease the tension here have a look at this
https://youtu.be/5nSc9ykewTY
You’ve probably heard about this, but I’ll mention it anyway. Apparently, people have found some sort of evidence for a direct next week. That’d be perfect timing for Pokemon, so who knows. Though it could be nothing.
Exactly
Yeah. If it’s real there’s no way it’d be a regular direct. We’re in the middle of the last one and E3z
*E3.
. /. YES!!!!
•
I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again.
Metroid direct where they’ll announce Metroid FF2 for the Switch with amiibos included :3
No way. Not this close to E3. Pokemon is literally the best choice for reasons than one. One being that we know GF likes to play their cards close to their chest. In other words, they prefer having their own exclusive events for announcements rather than mixing them in with others.
Pretty sure I mentioned that Liam Robertson told that he was certain there’d be Pokemon Direct in May
Boom, even more to support it.
Also the Mario Rabbids rumor gained more validity meaning that Stars is also more valid
Gen 8 region better be one of Australia, Greece or Western USA
I know where ya got those ideas from
From talking with friends? Where did you think i got them from?
A youtuberr
Well maybe they did but i got it from them so
hmm
Word for word
and it was all kinds of wrong
.__. dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ5xrLZwkdo
as do i
I want SE Asia but we just had a tropical region. Australia is the best bet, but also Canada potentially. We need another cold region.
that reminds me
who was the one who totally ripped off that Australian Region video’s info?
the one with the drop bear and the psychic geodude
Or what? Any region can be good if they try, hell we got Japan four times and made it work
I vote for a region based in Japan that it actually looks like it was based on Japan. Johto wasn’t enough Japanese for me
I wanna go to Australia
i’ve always wanted to go there…..
Me too
I do have a actually Australian made boomerang that i practice with
(note to self, wear gloves, i definitely broke a blood vessel or seven in my fingers catching it on the rebound)
Adelaide and Melbourne I highly recommend visiting
i was thinking Sydney my Dad wants to to see the opera house
Opera House is the only noticeable thing about Sydney, and perhaps the very big Italian community. Other than it, its piss. It literally smells like piss
We need more cherry blossoms
They’re wilting
??
Archer reference
Even though I’d love Australia, I think that Greece is a better choice.
Having 2 tropical regions at once would be weird
Australia ain’t tropical lol
Oh.
But that’d be two warm regions consecutively and I want variety :^]
Fair enough, Greece would be a good choice too. I was also thinking of Egypt or Norway. The latter would give us a lot more Ice types, which i really want
Forget Norway
Kenya!!!!!!!
@BigGuyI:disqus
It’s still a hot island based country, after Hoenn and Alola I think cold would be better imo
Australia has rain forests and a small snowy area to the south as well, not to mention a huge desert to the west
and everything anywhere will try to kill you
Alola has a desert and snow and a not very impressive jungle
I just think it’d be better to go for something completely different, not just ‘diverse hot region number 3’
Thats because Hawaii’s climate makes it tropical. Australia has no tropical climate
What has that got to do with it tho? I’m just pointing out that because of how Pokemon works, even tropical and non-tropical regions can be similar because they add and take from the real region, with only slight regards to climate, temperature etc (Alola being hot, the Japan regions and Kalos being moderate, etc) and Australia and Hawaii are both similar in broad strokes that would result in them being similar regions anyway
Also, climate doesn’t determine whether something is tropic or not, it’s physical position on the planet earth. Small parts (northern parts) of Australia do, in fact, have a tropical climate.
What the hell are you talking about? A lot if northern Queensland is tropical.
Grease?
http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/35ec048d-c2c2-402e-b386-def305c7dad5/9055c86b-3998-40ac-87a7-67508d1a3977.jpg
Horrid musical
They did that in my school.I liked it.
Darksiders 3 protagonist is a female dam at least make Death make his return. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-QgJ-EFq7A
I mean
Is there anything wrong with a female protagonist in the series?
ghostbusters
The problem with Ghostbusters was not having many good jokes and stuff like that, if the remake had better writing it could have been even better than the original
That wasn’t because there was female characters you meme
Its just bad
is it though
Yes, if it had male actors it’d still be a shitfest
*cough* that movie was better than the original, which was never even good *cough*
For me yes …..I can’t react well with the Character.
Wow can’t imagine what that’s like
I Can’t understand what r u implying.
She hasn’t had much female protags
There are far more male protagonists than female ones
It’s not just a game it’s Darksiders.
So…. another starter trio
Grass/Electric sloth based on that one extinct one
Fire/Ground Bipedal Rattlesnake. Uses tail as a whip
Water/Ghost box Jellyfish, known for its ability to phase in and out of vision in order to confuse its foes before striking them with its fatal touch
Any objections?
I always wished Serperior was grass/electric ;-;
;~:
(Whaddya think of this trio?)
Nice, although I do have concerns about your jelly being similar to jellicent. But that could be avoided. I am curious what the electric typing has to do with a sloth though
Yeah, it’s mainly ghost type due to the ghostly clear appearance of many jellyfish
I couldn’t think of anything else besides a sloth XD
SO here’s this
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/552670719465639937/EjqSn-gl.png
You could combine it with something to justify the electric? “Its massive claws are metallic and when waved around, they act as lightning rods. _____ is able to supercharge its oily fur with static from lightning bolts, acting as a gigantic battery pack. It can direct this stored power through its claws at will, or crash into foes with a shocking force.”
HA: Lightning Rod
That would be c…
Wait…
4x resistant… with lightning ro….
(Sceptile noises are heard in the background)
xD Sceptile who
Mega Sceptile :3
Mega sceptile will bow to electric sloth!!
which is electric why again
i mean the Grass part is easy since some Sloths grow mold on them since they’re so damn slow
but the electric is just forced
Idk, seraph wanted it. I suggested lightning rod claws or something
Blehhhhhhhhhh and it was something about prehistoric sloths?
i’m already doing that
Slowth and Tremensloth
Personally I think grass/ground works better, but I’ll let him have his dream
I like slowth
Dreams are meant to be smashed
And Slowth was just a pitiful crank out but i’m making it work, my first gym leader Caleb uses both lines
What do you think of my rodent
Opossos and Opasson
both Possums that when it evolves it becomes and Normal/ghost type
I like the idea of a possum pokemon. And are you playing on the idea of possums playing dead with the ghost type
yes
Opossos’ are timid and meek, so they feign death all the time to fool predators, but when they evolved they still had their pulse off and now they’re kinda in a state where their heart beats once every ten minutes but astonishingly alive
but honestly as for ghost moves just Astonish, Shadow Sneak and Shadow claw, it can learn Shadow ball by TM and Hex by breeding but not too much since its just the rodent
What about it being a spirit that just uses the possums body as a meat suit. So it “playing dead” is just the spirit deserting the body for a while.
nahhhhhhh
That’s okay, I like the slow pulse idea
it’s a little more appropriate then roadkill
Slowth thats right!
Yes, This one
https://media.giphy.com/media/w6MNHOoLEzBVm/giphy.gif
But I like the water one :3
XD
😀 YAY!
-why electric tho……
– sounds better off as a pure ground pokemon i think you can do better
– Frillish rippoff
You’ve literally only seen their types and vague concepts
he asked for objections and objections i supplied
I’ll give you the sloth one
I purposely made a bipedal snek
But is Frillish a Box Jellyfish?
it just seems like the theme overtaking the starter, i mean where does its fire come into play?
if not it’ll totally make a pure ground sand skink
it’s still a ghost jelly c’mon man you can do better
It just is my friend, i’m makin basic concepts
But it wasn’t done enough
i shall count the minutes
Make three starters up on the spot
I’ll say it again for those of us who can’t read. on the spot, no premades.
Only need basis, type, and why that type
Water type weasle
Fire type hog
Grass type plant in a pot
Types
Uhh
Fire/Ground
Water/Normal
Grass/Normal
a Grass Stegosuarus with a fern back
fiery Bear warrior
Water elephant that can spit water from trunk
Type
Pure Grass
Fire/Fighting
Pure Water
Stop. I still have the flashbacks
And why
Read the question please :3
(you know i’m dyslexic right)
Because as it grows the foresty backside allows it to blend in, and it absorbs sunlight for energy and it has a armored head
It has a pugnacious attitude and needs to burn excessive fire energy it constantly produces
and it can store up to ten gallons of water in its trunk and blast it with enough force to bend or cut steel
No, because you have literally never mentioned it before (as long as I’ve been here)
and i’m thinking along the lines of
herbisaur (Herbivore and Saur)
Burnzerker (Burn and Berzerker)
Hydraphant (Hydro/Hydrant and Elephant)
Late but why not Bearzerk(er) for the bear? Sounds more natural imo and you don’t have to reference the starters type in the name
nah i like Burnzerker
A blade of grass
A drop of water
A wisp of fire
Best one
Okay! Here goes!
Grass/Electric Cow (WHAT THE FUCK WENT THROUGH MY HEAD FOR THIS ONE!?)
Fire/Bug Scarab
Water/Ghost Angler Fish
First things that came to my head
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I MAKE POKEMON TOO FAST
OOOOO THE BUG
SCRAPPHIRE IT HAS A GLOSSY BLUE SHELL AND FIRE
I was thinkin more typical Sun Beatle egyptian route
Beetle I mean
THAANK YOUUU
XD
Anyways
Whaddya think of these spontaneous trash fakemons
I like the angler fish
Yey!
but the thing can be called Scrapphire like Scarab and Sapphire
But it doesn’t suit the aesthetic of what I’m going for
(Plus I’m 99% sure that name is from a fangame)
google it got like 6 matched nothing came close
I’ll check
i just see a glossy bejeweled scarab beetle with a beautiful icy blue shell
little do people know that it absorbs heat through its shell and wings and discharges it with powerful blasts of blue fire
hmmmm
trust me, it fits the whole sun thingy
as it evolves it gets a big tiara jewel which it can focus sunlight through intensifying its flames
BUT it cannot stand rain or shade, this pokemon is very very lethargic without constant exposure to sunlight
Interestinggg
Water/Fighting: Box jellyfish. Supercharges its tentacles with poison that pack quite the punch. Victims that survive describe it as a cross between an electric shock and a scorching burn.
Fire/electric: Ram. This pokemon must ram its large horns into objects to charge the battery stored within its head. Not doing so can cause it great pain. Because of this, _______ is very quick and aggressive, always looking to smash things with its head to prevent injury.
Grass/Flying: Fruit bat/sugar glider hybrid. Always on the lookout for berries and other fruit, ____ is known to be greedy. It hordes anything it can get its hands on, and loves hiding berries in its pouch for in-flight snacks.
Another jellyfish
Cause they’re rad
Well i like the typing
Because there’s tons of jellyfish like there’s tons of cats and dogs?
There’s also thousands of spider species, lets make a region of spiders
We have more spider Pokemon then we do jellyfish
Boxing box jellyfish I love it
Thank you! I was thinking it would have tentacles shaped like boxing gloves. They glow blue from its poison that you can see coursing through its translucent yellowish body
Felt like doing it again
Grass/Flying Peacock with a bulb for a butt
Fire Crab
Water Gecko newt that can run on water (and even make sharp turns)
Grass/Dark kiwi kiwi. It remains cute thoroughout its evo line, tricking predators into thinking it’s a fruit before attacking viciously.
Fire newt, which is covered in a substance it secretes that allows it to dwell in lava. Becomes a giant salamander, with a molten lava pattern on its body.
Water/Ghost dolphin. Becomes an orca, and it uses a special type of echolocation that reveals the souls of allies and prey. Another one of its kind is usually the main source of the bodyless souls it can sense.
YAAAAAAS
quiet
+special attack
-Speed
That’s a natural response
i’m Adamant yo
Name: EarthenWarrior
Type: Ground/Fighting
Ability: Obstinate (Ignores all stat changes to self and opponent, excluding positive stat changes to self)
Signature Move: Terror Firma (120, Ground, Physical, 100Acc, take 1/3rd damage dealt as recoil)
I got bored and you said your nature sooo
my ability is Guts/Sheer Force and my HA: Anger Point
and my Signature attack is Earthshaker which has a 20% chance to Flinch
I’m just taking my own interpretation :p
Also since there’s only one of you, you should only have one ability :p
don’t care i like the options
Earthshaker
Ground
Physical
base Damage 120
“The user sets off an explosive seismic shock wave that strikes everything on the ground, may cause flinching”
I also get my this other move called Haymaker
which is fighting 150 base damage and causes severe recoil
BST: 600
HP: 130
Attack: 170
Defense: 130
Sp. Attack: 50
Sp. Defense: 70
Speed: 50
a fifty sp attack that’s way too high
Min maxing is for Ultra Beasts and Megas of competitively unusable Pokemon
screw that i don’t need special attack ALL OUT PHYSICAL
This is why you’re not allowed to do balancing
Yo who here wants me to ‘Pokemonify’ them?
Basically I give you a type, base stats, an ability and a signature move
Go for it. xD
Name: Ithsme?
Type: Flying/Normal
Ability: Innocent (Immune to all status effects)
Signature Move: Hello, Ithsme? (Flying, 75 Power, Special, Non-Contact, 100 Accuracy. Does double damage if opponent is confused)
Also learns Chatter
BST: 600
HP: 107
Attack: 82
Defense: 82
Sp.Attack: 118
Sp. Defense: 108
Speed: 103
mine would be
HP: 120
ATK: 180
DEF: 120
SpATK: 20
SpDEF: 100
SPEED: 60
Min maxing intensifies
haha thanks!
Do me
Hmm
Name: P. T. Alex
Type: Psychic/Dark
Ability: Obscure (Lowers damage when hit by multi target attacks, even if you’re the only one hit)
Signature Move: Ora Ora Aura (Psychic, Status. Causes all multi hit moves to hit six times for the next six turns).
BST: 420
HP: 69
Attack: 150
Defense: 89
Special Attack: 150
Sp. Defense: 99
Speed: 42
420 lol
That signature move name is amazing
You know it
Do me. Wait Im already a Cascoon. Oh Well Im still stronger than everyone here.
so whats stopping us from taping you to a tree or throwing you into a locked box
Name: MenacingCascoon
Type: Bug/Poison
Ability: MenacingShed Skin
SignatureMove: MenacingHarden (Normal, Status. Raises both defenses drastically by two for three turns but sharply lowers both attack stats, then lowers defenses sharply for and raises both attack stats drastically until used again. Attack can’t be used until the defense raising effect wears off)
MenacingShed Skin has a one hundred percent chance of removing any status conditions and giving it to the opponent instead.
so its basically taunt this mofo until he struggles
Nah it gets access to all of Wurmple, Cascoon and Dustox’s moves, but that doesn’t help much because Dustox is mostly special
BST: 600 (Normal Cascoon is 205)
HP: 150
Attack: 105
Defense: 150
Sp. Attack: 75
Sp. Defense: 75
Speed: 45
All stats are Cascoon’s x3, except Defense which is – 5 and then x3
I wonder wat my ability is?
Incomprehensible Nightmare
Sounds good ……….but I fell u implying something mean.
i dunno i can never really understand you
Cuz of that u call it Incomprehensible Nightmare?
Name: Shady
Type: Dark/Ghost
Ability: Controversy (All stat changes are multiplied by three, turning them into drastic rises and drops)
Signature Move: Lurk (Dark, Status, Priority +3. If used on the turn you would faint, you instead get to survive for two turns with halved attack stats but the opponent can’t damage you. Faint after these two turns)
BST: 600
HP: 66
Attack: 168
Defense: 66
Sp. Attack: 168
Sp. Defense: 66
Speed: 66
Hey wait I should be fast ……….ok maybe indicated by defense and hp though.
Dark/Ghost it’s perfect combination …..the ability kinda mimic my real life , I like the Signature Move also.
Hey fam
Yooo
Name: StarStorm
Type: Fairy/Ice
Ability: Critical Standards (If the opponent’s stats changed from last turn – excluding speed – they get hit by an Icy Wind calculated with StarStorm’s stats but doesn’t take a turn from Star)
Signature Move: Snow Way (Ice, Special, 80 Power, Contact, 100 Accuracy. If it hits, opponent can’t switch)
Snow Way…. yep sounds about right
Did you get the ability joke? :p
It’s perfect
Yasss
BST: 600
HP: 70
Attack: 94
Defense: 63
Sp. Attack: 127
Sp. Defense: 133
Speed: 113
Her Signature should be the Spear Of Light.
or Celestial Supernova
Z move fam
I was implying something by that.
Gonna do myself
Name: Fairy
Type: Fairy/Poison
Ability: Punfortunate (Enemy’s chances of an additional effect are halved)
Signature Move: Pundertrade (Both Pokemon are switched out for a random team member, including themselves. In this case, the Pokemon is returned and then sent out again)
BST: 600
HP: 69
Attack: 69
Defense: 131
Sp. Attack: 69
Sp. Defense: 131
Speed: 131
Oh i can’t wait to Earthshaker you
Imagine a tectonic wave so concussive that every individual bone in your body rattles in pain
Pundertrade
Someone else can take our places, au revoir
coward
We’re going to pretend I don’t already exist?
Marshadow is a thing aftterall
fine i’ll do it
Seraph
Ghost/Douche
Ability: Elitist; When faced with any situation user says obvious counters he does not possess
Sig attack: Ghost Turd, throws spectral poo at the opponent
HP: 30
Atk: 100
Def: 20
SpAtk: 100
SpDef: 20
Speed: 180
Earthen
Ground/Useless
Ability: Thick Headed- Once a turn they attack someone’s claim blindly. In two turns, the claim comes back to bite them in the ass and does damage to them
Sig Attack: Rant- The user releases their frustration through incoherent verbal assault but nobody cares enough for it to be effective
HP: 10
Attack: 10
Defense: 570
Special Attack: 10
Special Defense: 10
Speed: -10
oh please i have way more attack then that, you’re awful at this broham
How bout moi? Very interested to see what you’ll do.
No but seriously, do me
Make my ability stupidly overpowered but only against Incineroars and useless elsewhere
Late but me
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Oh by teh way
in have free time tomorrow but no wifi and was wondering if any’y’all had these on hand right this second
Bold Wish Eevee
Modest/Timid Salandit
Adamant Honedge
i’m making them for a “friend”
nvm i have the seeds
Man why is Toucannon so good. I love using this thing in battle. Definitely the third favorite beginning bird IMO.
Finally someone agrees!!!
Simpsons is silly for this. I dont watch the simpsons because it looks like a stupid show, but I guess nice reference
it is getting on with years but nobody can deny how freaking good the series was when it was in its prime
i mean the history of this series is nothing to scoff at
I can deny it. Because I dont like it never did
one persons biased opinions compared to people who have been watching the show since the 90s
i want to add some moves to myselfm, you do as well the limit is 15 and no signiture attacks outside your own
Rage
Work Up
Focus Energy
Rollout
Headbutt
Bulldoze
Power-Up Punch
Grudge
Rock Blast
Head Smash
Endure
Spite
Dig
Haymaker
Earth Shaker
some other moves
Stomping Tantrum
lava Plume
Double-Edge
Taunt
Brutal Swing
Bullet Punch
Bind
shoot I wanna go to the horse God place but I can’t find it on my map. I know it’s there I saw it by I can’t find the label
I actually know directions.
Go to the nearby stable, go west, south, east. At least I think, I’ve been there a few times.
is it on a mountain?
Nope, just follow the path in my directions. It should be a little southeast of the stable overall though. You’ll pass a bridge, and it’s actually surrounded by small mountains, so you won’t see it from far away. Just keep to the path.
http://nintendoeverything.com/wp-content/uploads/mario-rabbids.jpg
Kotaku writes that Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle will be on Switch this August or September. It’s being developed by Ubisoft with the company’s Snowdrop engine.
Based on Kotaku’s report, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle features turn-based combat, two-player local co-op, and a “goofy sense of humor.” Playable characters include Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Peach, and, four Rabbids dressed up as Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Peach.
Kotaku writes about having gotten a look at a particular piece of art that “features Mario and crew wielding guns that shoot laser beams.” We can confirm having seen this as well, and it looks pretty ridiculous – yet amazing.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE DARK GODS PLEASE END THE RABBIDS
But this has a silver lining! The person who leaked this also leaked Pokémon Stars and Smash 4 for Switch
Source?
I can’t seem to find it. It was on Reddit
But she got numerous things incorrect as well. BotW is already out, Odyssey wasn’t a launch title. The switch didn’t release on Mar 17, Splatoon 2 wasn’t a day one port, etc.
I feel like somewhere along the line she started making stuff up.
Apparently they were unsure about release dates and pushed back Mario Odyssey to get it finished and decided to make BOTW a day one release.
I literally just had a sick attack on the bathroom… looks like I’m having another…
ditto i had a gnarly BM
I’m so annoyed right now…..A while back I had all the Amber I could get my hands on in BOTW, but I sold it to make a quick buck thinking I’d never need it. Now I have gear from an amiibo I plan on wearing when I beat the game, but almost no amber…..The irony is disgusting…..lol
just go to the eldin region and blow shit up
Lotta breakable rocks there?
they’re everywhere
or if your ballsy go hunt down some Talus
Amber is the easiest ore
Which armor set?
OoT set. I wanna beat the game wearing a traditional style of Link’s clothing lol
I love how in Adventures, Archie isn’t a complete dumbass. He’s proven to be a very intellectual leader to get what he like infiltrating the media and using it to both hide Team Aqua’s activity and also halt Team Magma’s productivity, which forced them to be hidden in the desert.
…how far are you cause I wanna reference a spoiler
It’s fine, I’ve looked through most of adventures on bulbapedia and serebii beforehand, now I’m just reading through.
His surskit tho
Oh yeah I’ve heard about the crazy shit it can do XD
But seriously he’s way better than the games. Dig him in AS, but this version makes him better. I just love how he plays Maxie in the beginning and is pretty calm.
XD I love it so much
SURSKITO-KUN
I’m inspired, so here’s my game: Nintendo announces Smash 4 port at E3, along with exactly 3 new characters. Optimally, what are they?
Shovel Knight
Inklings
Magnus from kid Icarus
It seems inkling is a popular choice
well now they’re pretty much allowed
Midna
Inkling
Quote (Cave Story)
Shovel Knight,Ice Climbers,and the guy from HarmoKnight
Inkling (Splatoon)
Decidueye (I forgot what that game was called)
Elma (Xenoblade X (this was a tough choice. I’m actually really happy with the roster as it is, but I needed a third))
Fiora would be way cooler
But that would be a massive spoiler.
And don’t say Sheik, OOT is a lot older and more widely played. If the introduction of Fiora got players intrigued about the game, they would already know a huge spoiler.
… she’s still the coolest character
Zygarde 10% from Pokemon (it could actually work considering his Smash could be 100% form)
Spring Man from ARMS (because of the Switch release)
Isaac from Golden Sun (always wanted him to be an actual fighter)
Game 2: In order for Nintendo to fit those characters on the expanding roster, they had to remove exactly 3 characters. Optimally, who are they?
(watch how they get rid of my favorites)
Corn
Red Marth
and bitch with the star
Corrin, Dark Pit, and Wii fit Trainer
Cloud
Dr.Mario
Any fire emblem character besides Corrin
I’d hate to see Robin go, but it might be for the best.
I tried with him, I really did. I’ve played the second most with Robin, yet no matter how much I play I really just can’t get good with that character.
Lucina
Dark Pit
Bayonetta (literally because I still haven’t bought that DLC and I love Dr. Mario too much to get rid of al the clones)
No game 3? ;~;
Fine. Game 3: what’s the meaning of life?
(I know it’s one of the original 16,but I really hate this thing) Jigglypuff
Corrin
Mr Game and Watch
YO FUCK OFF MY BOI GAME AND WATCH
What if they had a horror game for the Switch where you use a Joycon as a flashlight and as the batteries ran out it did that thing where you can feel Ice rolling around to signify the batteries
what about a challenge two player game
the rules is that each player has a joy-con and they have to lodge it up their rectum, the furthest wins!
1-2 Switch 2 coming this Summer
So we’re having a toast party in psych and I’m bringing jellies, so I posted this in the chat
“It is I, courier of jellies and jams, and I can confirm that I have several jellies and jams ready for tomorrow’s bread related festivities. After all, bringing in jellies for the bread, it’s the yeast I can do”
testing
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Nice porn
you should see my erotica
Is it of adbots?
ehhh more of me getting sucked into a primeval realm ruled by a lonely Earth Elemental Goddess, she’s pretty kewl fond of terraforming the landscape into art but doesn’t really have much to talk to, its a work in progress hoping to revisit it during the summer
Trash
you do better Ass
Adbots
they don’t really love you, it will be exciting for a while but soon you’ll find it meaningless and sad
But still
at least mines soulful and real
Oh and this other one which is a Warcraft one which is erotic misadventures of a Dwarf and Gnome lesbian couple
Adbots
Adbots
Assbots
Botsass
Ok stop this now. It’s becoming a botastrophe!
We don’t need anymore ADditional issues!
:3
pour your heart and soul and genitalia into something you’re passionate about just to have it stomped on….by adbots….
Also Adventures is the one Pokemon spin off that can make Azumarill look menacing
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How far have you gotten?
I’ve read most of it on Serebii/Bulbapedia, but I’m reading through it. I’m currently at the Kyogre/Groudon situation, right at when Wally and Norman enter Sky Pillar.
You know that part with Ruby and Norman? Ya know… THAT PART
That’s my favorite part
Oh yea
#mudshotgun
One last thing. I would love for a series just dedicated to Wally’s side of the story in ORAS, and how he become stronger.
YES
Can you imagine how motivational and moving it could be
I LOVE IT ALREADY
what about the series where he takes his first few steps and is mauled by mightyena
or how literally every turn is back luck and he’s nearly killed by everything
It could be a “what if” scenario by the end of the series
I just noticed an oversight. In the memory at the horse statue, you can see an orange glowing shrine in the distance even though shrines are all deactivated at this time and shouldn’t be glowing 😛
Also I’m so gay for Zelda omg
People with MK8D
What’s the best controller?
Pro Controller master race. The rumbles are really cool!
I play a lot in handheld mode with the joy-cons attached, which is very comfortable. I hear the Pro Controller is good, but I’ve yet to pick it up. At that price point I’m hoping there’s a sale or promotion soon so I can pick it up! As Xatu said, the rumbles are really nice 😀
alright before i go
I want to try a shiny sos and i’ve narrowed it to
A. Grimer
Pyuku
and Salandit but it would be risky
Only go for Salandit if you don’t care about evolving it *waves angry fist at gamefreak*
Go for shiny grimer because it’s funny and will confuse people.
Should I get MK8D physical or digital?
I vote digital if you got a sd card
I… don’t. Maybe I’ll pick one up tomorrow since I’m probably going to get a pro controller or something
Get dis kind
https://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-microSDXC-Standard-Packaging-SDSQUNC-128G-GN6MA/dp/B010Q57S62/?tag=nintlife00-20
Always go physical
Unless you’re a skilled hacker attempting to rip it out and upload it to the internet 😛
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