Announcing the PokéJungle Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Tournament!

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was recently released for the Nintendo Switch and we know many of our readers are currently offering everything the game has to offer. Today, however we’re please to announce something fun for the site: The PokéJungle Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Tournament. A bit of a mouthful, right?

Our tournament will start as a one-off event, with the possibility of running weekly tournaments depending on the turn-out! We want our readers to decide the possible date for the first tournament, and as such we are proposing the following dates and times:

OPTION 1
Location Date and Time Timezone
Tokyo (Japan) Sunday, 7 May 2017, 00:00 JST
London (United Kingdom – England) Saturday, 6 May 2017, 16:00 BST
New York (USA – New York) Saturday, 6 May 2017, 11:00 EDT
Los Angeles (USA – California) Saturday, 6 May 2017, 08:00 PDT
OPTION 2
Location Date and Time Timezone
Tokyo (Japan) Sunday, 14 May 2017, 00:00 JST
London (United Kingdom – England) Saturday, 13 May 2017, 16:00 BST
New York (USA – New York) Saturday, 13 May 2017, 11:00 EDT
Los Angeles (USA – California) Saturday, 13 May 2017, 08:00 PDT
OPTION 3
Location Date and Time Timezone
Tokyo (Japan) Monday, 8 May 2017, 00:00 JST
London (United Kingdom – England) Sunday, 7 May 2017, 16:00 BST
New York (USA – New York) Sunday, 7 May 2017, 11:00 EDT
Los Angeles (USA – California) Sunday, 7 May 2017, 08:00 PDT

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We will keep our poll open for 24 hours, after which we will formally announce the dates of our tournament. In the meantime please fire off in the comments below with any questions you may have and we’ll do our best to answer them!

See you on the racetrack!

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2,513 thoughts on “Announcing the PokéJungle Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Tournament!”

  1. Trying to resist buying it out of peer pressure
    Maybe if I scrounge up 70 bucks in the next week or two ill get it

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  2. Ooh Is there anyway to post the races on Youtube. I want to see this tournament. How ill the race work exactly? 1v1 race? 4player races? Is it single elimination bracket? So many questions. Not enough answers. I wish I could enter, but racing games are too advanced for my style. 😀 Have fun.

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  3. Sorry for the double post, but I just saw an amazing post Mega Hydreigon (based on its original concept)
    http://aminoapps.com/page/pokemon-sun-and-moon-amino-community/2518891/mega-hydreigon
    If youre too lazy to click on the link:
    Steel/Dragon
    Wonder Launcher
    Cool Updated moves (IE: Water Pulse/Ice Beam/ Aura sphere)
    Atk: 125 (+20)
    Def: 100 (+10)
    SpA: 165 (+40)
    SpD: 100 (+10)
    Spe: 118 (+20)
    http://pm1.narvii.com/6437/4d0af883ef4e23ce371f59a431eba988fa2b3da5_hq.jpg
    Check this guy out. It draws and makes some amazing stuff.

    http://aminoapps.com/page/pokemon-sun-and-moon-amino-community/2538306/seandewar47 (full credit to him)

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    • maybe for the next Psudo
      my Mega Hydreigon would be monstrous and crazy
      it’s main had is bigger meaner and has longer teeth and a pair of ram horns arm heads grow larger and more vicious, it even grows another head on its tail and feet, each of its wings also grow an eyeball and become more bat like, a row of jagged spines sprout from its backside and lastly it grows two more arms with heads

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        • dude what’s so complicated
          4 arms with heads
          1 main head bigger and meaner
          1 head on the tail
          (maybe i’ll ditch the feet head and just make it a pair of jaws)
          6 bat wings with a eyeball pattern

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    • While I feel that it fits more to be an evolution rather than a Mega, this is by far the best Mega Hydreigon I’ve seen.

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  4. MK8D tournament huh? All the dates are fine with me. May or may not join tho depending on how busy I get those days. Anyway this is apparently a new merch promotion for next month. It’s title “Look upon the stars” “Stars” huh? Hmmmmmm lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3edebebca639a7e1816df8d79750e5134ebc5abb04458dcc3fbd5c57a6fe70ae.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8f02bf4bf65740f7a9e7f5dca1cdb3468578cb211e43ddf851923a1f74c140f7.gif

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  5. This sounds like a good idea! Id love to join in on the racing tbh. Ill just have to make sure I dont work or have school thay day. Either way seems like a fun time 🙂
    Also I really love the new background, its very cute

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  6. Looking forward to this! I hope I don’t spend too much time playing the game today. I only had a chance to play a little bit on Friday, because my life is ridiculous right now.

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  7. Anybody know anywhere I could share this dumb fanfic thing so all of you could read it if you want? Not touching a dedicated fanfic sight with a barge pole btw

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  8. Got some fanfic terms

    Magic – Thanks to the presence of the crystals, humans can manipulate magic. Unlike Pokemon, this magic isn’t an integral part of them, and thus they don’t have types. Humans are ‘typeless’ although certain races have a higher chance of having affinities to a certain set of elements of single element.

    Races – Different types of humans, caused by the isolation of the races after the First Great Crystal War, which was only truly resolved after the Second Great Crystal War. The races we know of in real life are just differences in appearances in this world, and aren’t treated differently at all. Racism stems from these magical races.

    Crystal Affinity – What magic the person is best suited for. Everyone has a ‘prime affinity’, but have varying affinities for all crystals, from innate mastery to not being able to use that form of magic.

    Nought People – People who can’t easily be sorted into any group. Tend to have an affinity for any crystal, but crystal affinity seems to be passed along though families to some extent.

    Cross People – People who are mixed race, combining assets from their origins including crystal affinity.

    Earth People – Tend to be bigger, and either muscular or fat. Tend to have an affinity for the three earth based crystals, especially the Ground Crystal.

    Fire People – Tend to be all shapes and sizes, bit are tanned, as well as usually freckled. Tend to have an affinity for the fire aligned crystals, especially the Fire Crystal.

    Water People – Tend to come in all shapes and sizes, but are paler than others tone wise regardless of their skin colour. Tend to have an affinity for the water aligned crystals, especially the Water Crystal.

    Air People – Tend to be tall, lithe, and athletic. Tend to have an affinity for the air aligned crystals, especially the Flying Crystal.

    Fair Folk – An extinct sub species of humans, mutated due to the magic aligned crystals exploding and reforming many, many years ago. Whilst the Psychic Crystal exploding caused psychics to be born into the many races, and the Ghost Crystal caused mass death, the Fairy Crystals infused humans with the ‘Power of the Fairies’ . They were hunted to near extinction and time finished them off, but there are five remaining races that are descendents of them. They had odd eyes (unique to each individual, influenced by family), vestigial wings which were used as status indicators, and pointed ears. They could use Hexes and Charms freely with mastery. They’re better at magic then normal humans, but must receive regular exposure to raw crystal energy. Their crossbreeding with humans made this need for crystal energy less devastating, with refined crystal energy being sufficient and required less regularly.

    Pixies – Fair Folk/Naught crossbreeds

    Nymphs – Mixed race Fair Folk descendants

    Gnomes – Fair Folk/Earth crossbreeds

    Undines – Fair Folk/Water crossbreeds

    Salamanders – Fair Folk/Water crossbreeds

    Sylphs – Fair Folk/Water crossbreeds

    Crossbreeding between races is still illegal in some places, and some countries treat different races differently. However, out of fear, Fair Folk are often discriminated against – and as of late, are banned from the Earth Continent, with all refugees being sent to the Neutral Continent.

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    • Yes because tbh if we don’t get any new Megas for the remainder of the franchise (which has at least another decade or two left imo) then it just goes to show GameFreak aren’t as great at game design as people think they are

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      • Why? I don’t really think that’s a bad thing. They’ve turned the “new form for old pokemon” aspect into regional forms and the “once in a battle” into Z-moves (that probably will turn into something else in gen 8). I don’t really miss new Megas.

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        • Why would they introduce the feature in the first place if they were just planning on throwing it away?

          And Megas are meant to be a stronger form of that Pokemon and add new ideas to the base design or develop the ideas, whereas regional variants are an alternative, not an expansion.

          Also IMO Megas had cooler designs and whilst Regionals help make the world feel more alive I personally feel they’re boring compared to Megas, which had this awesomess to them because they were exclusive power ups and imo cooler than Z-Moves (which can be hella anticlimactic if your opponent does something as simple as switch)

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          • Finally someone I can agree with. Megas had a much bigger impact as a whole compared to Z-moves and regional variants (together). They were more interesting.

            I am sad that we may not get more megas, but it is starting to look that way.

  9. Pokejungle fanfic terms, part 2

    Familiars: Each mage can have three familiar Pokemon, and mages are the Pokemon trainers of this world. Their Pokemon helps them make their magic stronger, but must not fall into the trap of using them as a crutch for their magic. Battles occur to strengthen familiars, but battles between mages are also common.

    Pets and livestock: Easily domestic Pokemon used for products or to care for. In this world meat has been replaced by transfiguring plant matter into animal matter, meaning its a best of both worlds situation.

    Elemental Ascendance: Literally just Mega Evolution but with a convoluted fantasy name. Residual Infinity Energy (life energy) gets infused with Crystal Energy (elemental energy) and creates small crystals that can power certain Pokemon up, or in the case of human Infinity Energy, create the crystals that react with the Pokemon crystals to bring about the Mega Evo Elemental Ascendance

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  10. Just finished watching 13 Reasons Why and holy shit.. like… what even.

    I don’t really know…. how to feel? Like it was really good but I just kinda feel empty now after watching it. If you are interested in it, totally watch it but it gets really intense. You’re goona have to turn away from the screen a few times. I couldn’t watch the suicide scene

    I just want one more episode though to wrap things up. Bryce needs to go to fucking jail, Alex needs to survive, I need to know wtf Tyler is doing with those guns and all that, It feels like nothing got done even after all that which is probably intentional. I’ve never had to deal with suicide personally so this show helped me realize how what you do to someone really can affect them. You’re told that all the time but you don’t realize it until you watch it like that.

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    • Tbh what I like is how they didn’t portray Hannah as this ‘flawless victim’. Whilst she didn’t deserve what she got, she sometimes made things worse for herself, made impulsive decisions, and came across in general as a flawed but tragic character. None of these because she’s stupid or mean spirited, but rather because she’s flawed as all human beings are. It’s honest and I love it for that.

      Also the theory is that Tyler actually shot Alex and it wasn’t a suicide attempt and that’s the reason he took his photo down. He’s either systematically killing those he has photos of, planning a school shooting, or a mixture both. Or Alex did attempt his own life and Tyler just took the photo down because he believed he no longer had to kill Tyler himself.

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      • Yeah she was written very well. She could’ve very easily been made into a Mary Sue that was without fault. It hurts watching her do things that just pushed her down further. One thing that really resonated with me was the times she wanted Clay to stay even though she told him to leave or when Mr. Porter didn’t chase after her. Sometimes when you are in a terrible situation you just need someone else to take control even though you fight them back.. if that makes sense. It’s a terrible feeling that has no logic to it.

        Wasn’t it Justin that suggested killing Clay and making it look like a suicide? That sure sounds like some foreshadowing to me.

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  11. Well if you play Go and want Sudowodo go to college today went to Arcadia and saw one and yesterday at Misericordia saw one in its Garden

    Didn’t catch one due to being on a tour both times but yeah they seem to spawn at colleges… Yet I caught a Miltank today

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  12. “See this? This is Delibird.

    No, not “Delibird”. You pronounced it wrong in your head.

    Don’t ask how, I just know these things.

    Delibird.

    See you did it again.

    Not delly-burd but de-LIB-urd.

    Delibird.

    Delibird.

    Because it delivers things.”

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  13. I can’t help but wonder the order Game Freak would have revealed other mons if the leaks never happened

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  14. So my AP psych workbook just fucking referenced Catcher In The Rye in a question but in a rather subtle way
    Welp

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  15. Sorry to anyone that likes it, but I’ve honestly never felt so bored playing a game as I do Pokemon X…. I mean seriously….. Like ever…..

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  16. Fanfic chapter 1 is done motherfuckers

    I’ll leave posting it until I find a suitable place to put it, unless you guys want me to post it rn

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  17. I love how X and Y put Dragalge and Clawitzer as version exclusives despite one of them clearly being the cooler choice

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  18. Fuck it I’m posting the thing

    I started writing it a bit more seriously but it’s probably gonna degrade into shitty memes again

    “I’m just saying that with all the magical and technological advancements we should be able to have more than three Pokemon.” Star shrugged, her three Summon Crystals in hand, turning them over as she waited for her food to come. “I’d die for a Furret.”

    “The three Pokemon you choose allow you to use stronger magical spells affiliated with their types than you could on your own. Having more than three familiar Pokemon could be harmful to your body and mind.” Kuppo refuted.

    “Right, but why do Pokemon have to be familiars? It just feels so convoluted, like fair enough some Pokemon can be kept as pets outside of Crystals, but couldn’t we like keep a few more Pokemon in something technological? I think three more to make like, six would be a good number.” Star continued.

    Kuppo sighed. “Look, I’m not saying more Pokemon would be worse, but technology still isn’t as advanced as it would be without magic, and that requires us to use our own Infinity Energy to interact with and manipulate. Tech that stores Infinity Energy to function can’t run for too long, and utilising energy harvested from leaks from the Crystals which is considered heresy in at least half the world and is also expensive, and finally electric based technology is seen as inefficient compared to mag-”

    To Seraph, Kuppo’s speech became white noise as he begun to speak to Kurusu.

    “So buddy, Star tagged along because she has nothing to do over the summer, and Kuppo decided to wet towel me because apparently my goals are ‘unrealistic’ or ‘dangerous’ or some other Tauros shit. Why are you here?”

    A few seconds of silence passed, with Kuppo’s speech and the clattering of the kitchen being the only ambience in the near empty restaurant.

    The boy simply shrugged at his friend, and then turned back to the book in his hands, waiting for his food to come.

    Seraph entertained himself by practicing his Aqua spell, channeling the energy from his Araquanid’s Summon Crystal.

    Hydro magic allowed the caster to manipulate water in its liquid state. With his arachnid familiar, Seraph could manipulate small amounts of water masterfully or have a weak influence on a large body of water. Without his familiar, his magic was similar to the Jungle guild when it wasn’t news time: quiet and not very impressive besides the occasional nuggets of excellency.

    Seraph had pulled a few small bubbles up above his glass when the arrival of his food cost him to accidently throw them up in glee. Droplets rained upon Kurusu, leading to Star to interrupt Kuppo’s still ongoing speech to make a joke about how Seraph getting others damp was a first, which was met by larger bubble hitting her squarely in the face.

    After the meal had been finished, the party decided to have a conversation about how their magical abilities were developing.

    “Hex is fine, Overlord is fine, Swarm is fine, but Combatant, Hydro and Growth are all subpar.” Seraph sighed, making the flowers on the table slightly perk to emphasise how weak his Grass – Affinity magic was.

    Star stretched, before summoning a small wisp of white light in her right palm. “Charm is pretty strong, seeing as I’ve got two familiars for it. My Hydro’s better than Seraph’s, but my Mind and Summon magic aren’t doing so hot, and the less said about my Combatant the better…”

    “Saboteur is great, but my Hydro, Cryo and Mineral abilities just aren’t good enough.” Kurusu added.

    Finally, Kuppo told his friends of his capabilities. “Swarm. Electro. Hex. Pyro. Geo. Aero… They’re all just average, none good none bad.”

    “You’ve definitely got it best, Kuppo”. Star stated. “Electro, Cryo, Geo, and Aero all allow you to manipulate raw elements, and Swarm lets you communicate with Bug Pokémon. Add in your Hexes and you’re a Jack of All Trades.”

    Kuppo responded. “Whilst that may be true, your Charms are way stronger than my Hexes, and with your Hydro you’re also a force to be reckoned with on the elemental side too. True, your other magics need work, but you have two strong magic skills to last you until you improve.”

    “I wish my Hydro could be as good as your’s Star.” Kurusu sighed.

    “Hey, you’ll improve.” The girl smiled. She then smirked as she looked at Seraph. “Besides, you’re still better at it than Bubbles.”

    A vein on Seraph’s head swelled with anger.

    “I’m trying!”

    “I know.” Star said. “But I feel like you’re forcing it because Araquanid is one of your familiars. You don’t have to use all of your familiars’ Type Magic, you could focus on ones you’re good at, like Hex.”

    “I’m going to carry on learning Hydro for Araquanid, just like you’re learning Combatant for Lopunny. You struggle, but you don’t give up. Why should I?”

    “That’s different!” Star exclaimed, raising herself up with her arms on the table. Her sudden adversity got her a few odd looks from some other restaurant patrons.

    Seraph had flinched when Star moved, but snapped out of it with a retort. “How is it, Star!? The only difference is that I’m doing it for myself and you’re doing it for-”

    “Seraph, Star, now isn’t the time to argue.” Kuppo calmly said.

    The owner had approached the table, a portly yet proud man in an ebony suit. A Ribombee fluttered around him.

    “Everything okay?” He asked, looking at Star.

    “It’s fine, I was just about to leave and get us some rooms at the local inn whilst these guys enjoy some dessert.” She calmly clarified.

    “But I don’t want desse-” Kurusu started, until a nudge from Kuppo and some daggers from Star caused him to go silent.

    “Kuppo,” Star started, reaching into her pockets, producing a silvery note from her pocket. “Pay for me.”

    After her friend had nodded, Star walked out of the restaurant, her gait betraying her calm facade.

    Seraph’s eyes followed her until she exited, before meeting Kuppo’s.

    “You need to apologise.” The boy stated.

    Seraph sighed, knowing his friend was, as usual, right. But Star had genuinely upset him, and in Seraph’s opinion she should’ve known better.

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  19. Unpopular opinion: Hoothoot is cuter than Rowlet

    and should’ve gotten a snowy owl regional variant

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  20. Question: If a Stunfisk ran the Aether Foundation would if be called the Aether Floundation?
    (My hate for this thing has actually died a lot so…)

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  21. I don’t know why people don’t mention this but why tf wasn’t the battle competition giving out Hoenn starter megastones a Hoenn and Alola challenge like the Kanto and Alola one was?

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  22. Fuse two Pokemon, give type, ability, name and appearance. No new features, everything must come from the two sources

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  23. I forgot to buy the charger for the Joy-cons smh. Now i’m pretty limited to only playing in handheld mode until next month…

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  24. sooooo here’s my biggest pet peeve stopping me from buying MK8D
    i just can’t buy a Mario Kart remake without new courses
    which gave me a idea
    what 4 courses would you like to see as a retro course?
    it can be literally anything that exists

    (and if you really want to go the extra length 4 fan courses)

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  25. I’d like you all to picture a world where Araquanid has 30 extra base HP and access to aqua jet ….
    Are you scared yet?

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  26. What are you guys afraid of?

    Spiders, but only big ones. Why must such common, beneficial creatures be so ugly?

    Crabs. Spiders of the sea, but with actual pincers.

    Scorpions. Long spiders with pincers and stingers. Yikes.

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  27. Opposite! Things that you love? Besides obvious things like family and friends. Nothing sexual please *cough cough Earthworm cough cough*

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    • Cute animals
      Honest conversations
      Hot drinks
      Sunny days
      Snow days
      Warm rain
      Lots of plant life
      Nature in general tbh
      Dark chocolate

      Its the little things

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    • The beauty of life and nature, and the way a person looks at things they love. Joy, happiness and kindness. The rain on a tin roof, and a gentle rain when the sun is out that creates a rainbow afterwards. The warm breeze and the sun set and sun rise. The stars and moon shining down on me at night. These are a few of the things I love.

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          • Haha, was just wondering since I’m always changing name XD

            Although this one makes it really easy to guess :p

            How you holding up? Don’t have to answer if you don’t want, I’m going through some stuff now myself I’m not comfortable sharing here

          • I’m doing well, I’m trying to live by my grandmothers principals for life and becoming someone she would have been proud of, after all heaven is how you are remembered and loved by those you leave behind, to make a difference in the lives of people and live in their hearts forever, you will never truly be gone.

            I am very sorry to hear that you are having some difficulties right now, but just remember your soul is strong and you can get through any obstacle.

          • Aww thanks Fae! I won’t elaborate on my situation, but this has happened before and whilst it’ll be sloppy as it happens it’ll be better for everyone when it ends ^^

            Also, I’m sure your grandma would be so proud of someone as nice as you, and what you’ve said about heaven is beautiful. I hope that you continue with your path and reach the person you wish to be, even if I feel you’re already there ^^

          • Well thats quite a lovely response, I thank you and you will be in my thoughts throughout this tough time of yours, hoping it all works out

    • Cats, videogames, Good Anime, Almost crying, Great Movies, Nature, Summer, Landscapes, Rains, Cloudy climate, Darkness, Salt and finally Chocolate

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      • Chocolate! What kind? My local supermarket sells dark chocolate with blueberry flavorings in it and it’s positively divine!

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    • Fiiiine
      -Brutally decapitating traitors
      – Sipping fancy wine out of skulls
      – eviscerating the elderly
      – testing new weapons on wayward travelers
      – and selling human organs to the black market

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    • Actually in all serious… I just love … well… nature I guess….. and scenery…. I’ve always been big on loving stuff like that…
      Particularly spring (Since summer is too hot and me and heat don’t get along)

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  28. Last shit post! Pet peeves? Things that tick you off, but nothing that can by themselves really get you angry

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    • People
      Stupid people
      old people
      stupid old people
      people who don’t participate in online matches
      Wusses
      bulky legends
      Any pokemon with prankster or Serene Grace
      People who shit on games for no good reason
      Feminazis
      SJWs
      Hipsters
      people who don’t understand D&D (and dick around)
      Douchebags

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    • That moment you want to take a bath/shower and you can’t get the damn thing to be the right temperature, it’s either frigid or scalding

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    • I’m sorry feel free to agree

      But people who can’t dissociate gender from interests or aesthetics

      Honestly cosmogender feels like some bullshit people would use to insult non binary people but nope some people think their gender is fucking space for some reason

      Not saying non binary is stupid tho, I’m mostly neutral – positive to the ones that aren’t just grabs for attention (such as fluid, a, and a few more)

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      • I don’t know why it’s hard to understand that it’s a spectrum.

        You are male, female. somewhere in between, a bit of both or non at all (agender)

        You can’t be space

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      • I mean I understand what you’re saying, I believe non-binary and agender is fine, thats valid af, but then again I also know that there are some people who choose to go into that spectrum and then say or do stupid shit to invalidate trans people, but thats a separate issue.

        I also get peeved when people associate your interests with gender, like, liking pink and playing with dolls doesnt make you a girl, and liking trucks and sports doesnt make you a boy, thats societies concept that they like to enforce and we shouldn’t feed into it. If you are a boy (cis or trans) its because you are one, and the same goes for woman, its a mindset, you can be mtf and like “masculine” things and vice versa

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        • Exactly. I feel like there is this sorta narrative for trans people that should really be gotten rid of.

          It’s that story you hear where a boy grew up playing with dolls and make up and all that and always knew they were trans.

          Which wasn’t me at all. I played with cars and trains and video games and I drew. Non considered especially “feminine” it took me a long time to know I was trans thus confusing the people around me who think that is how all transgender people are.

          It also hurts boys that just like feminine things. Tough I’ve noticed that it’s a lot more acceptable for girls to play with “boy” toys

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          • exactly I always cringe a little when I hear someone saying those things, like I’m happy you’re coming out, but you shouldn’t associate it with playing with dolls and such.

            And sadly there is a problem where woman can wear and play with things that are socially seen as male things and no one bats an eye, but when it comes to men being interested in wearing feminine clothing or playing or doing things commonly associated with women, everyone freaks out, and I personally blame sexism, because society deems woman as inferior and like its some awful thing to like things that are geared towards women. Screw the patriarchy, this is why we need feminism.

          • And I think that some of transphobia roots back to sexism too. Because these cis heterosexual men see a transgirl and it just slaps their perception of gender in the face. What they see as a man becoming a woman makes no sense to them because why would a man want to become the “weaker sex”

            They also fail to understand dysphoria and the trouble that faces trans people so they end up adding onto that with transphobia

          • I’m on the flipside. I like really “girly” things, act fairly “feminine”, etc. A lot of people assume that I’m gay because of it, I think?

    • Your questions… JK buddy but what peeves me

      Repeating myself, People who don’t answer questions (aka my brother), mispronounced words such as Creek and Robot, my english class, my German teacher and bees that stalk you when you walk by

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  29. Well today has been absolutely depressing…
    Turns out studying for an AP test is absolutely draining…

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  30. Out of curiosity, anyone want to be a character in the Jungle fanfiction I’m writing? It’s actually got a plot that’s solidifying and I’m liking how it’s coming so far tbh

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  31. Just now…
    Me: (Answering questions about abnormal psychology, just casually)
    Question 14: Mary is sexually aroused by aardvarks…

    I WASN’T READY FOR THAT BIG OF A LEAP

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  32. Out of the Jungle Prologue

    Seraph. Kuppo. Kurusu. Star. The four had planned this moment for days, a perfect day witch an idyllic picnic with a healthy balance of carbohydrates, meats, vegetables, and desserts. But that all changed when the Fire – Type attacked.

    Seraph smiled to himself as he blissfully munched on his cookies, unaware of the advancing feline behind him. By the time that Kuppo – who had been sat opposite him – even managed to muster up a warning, the boy was in the beast’s shadow.

    He immediately jumped to his feet, scattering all of his delicious cookies to the floor as his head collided with his Hakamo-o’s cold, hard scales.

    Seraph’s world went as black as his little edgelord soul wished to be.

    ~Line Break~

    A gentle, caring breeze gently caressed Seraph’s face. It slowly awoke him, leaving the boy confused as he looked around the room he was in. His dorm room, which he shared with Kuppo.

    His roommate rushed to his side as he let out a yawn.

    “You okay?” Kuppo asked.

    “Forget me! What about the cookies!?”

    Kuppo grimly shook his head.

    Seraph’s eyes began to well with the tears of a thousand emos. “My… my cookies… They were fresh… New to this world…”

    Kuppo patted his friend’s back, and handed him a hot drink.

    “I’m sure the Incineroar didn’t mean to scare you like tha-”

    “THAT’S IT!” Seraph cried. “IT WAS THAT YAOI HANDED BASTARD THAT DID IT! I’LL DESTROY THAT INCINEROAR! DESTROY THEM ALL! I’LL KNOCK ‘EM DOWN FROM RARELY SEEN TO NEVER SEEN!”

    Kuppo had nearly lunged to the other side of the small apartment-style dorm room in order to avoid the hot beverage Seraph and unceremoniously thrown to the floor. He murmured to himself.

    “You must of hit your head off of Hakamo-o harder than we thought…”

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  33. And chapter 1

    “I’m just saying that with all the magical and technological advancements we should be able to have more than three Pokemon.” Star shrugged, her three Summon Crystals in hand, turning them over as she waited for her food to come. “I’d die for a Furret.”

    “The three Pokemon you choose allow you to use stronger magical spells affiliated with their types than you could on your own. Having more than three familiar Pokemon could be harmful to your body and mind.” Kuppo refuted.

    “Right, but why do Pokemon have to be familiars? It just feels so convoluted, like fair enough some Pokemon can be kept as pets outside of Crystals, but couldn’t we like keep a few more Pokemon in something technological? I think three more to make like, six would be a good number.” Star continued.

    Kuppo sighed. “Look, I’m not saying more Pokemon would be worse, but technology still isn’t as advanced as it would be without magic, and that requires us to use our own Infinity Energy to interact with and manipulate. Tech that stores Infinity Energy to function can’t run for too long, and utilising energy harvested from leaks from the Crystals which is considered heresy in at least half the world and is also expensive, and finally electric based technology is seen as inefficient compared to mag-”

    To Seraph, Kuppo’s speech became white noise as he begun to speak to Kurusu.

    “So buddy, Star tagged along because she has nothing to do over the summer, and Kuppo decided to wet towel me because apparently my goals are ‘unrealistic’ or ‘dangerous’ or some other Tauros shit. Why are you here?”

    A few seconds of silence passed, with Kuppo’s speech and the clattering of the kitchen being the only ambience in the near empty restaurant.

    The boy simply shrugged at his friend, and then turned back to the book in his hands, waiting for his food to come.

    Seraph entertained himself by practicing his Aqua spell, channeling the energy from his Araquanid’s Summon Crystal.

    Hydro magic allowed the caster to manipulate water in its liquid state. With his arachnid familiar, Seraph could manipulate small amounts of water masterfully or have a weak influence on a large body of water. Without his familiar, his magic was similar to the Jungle guild when it wasn’t news time: quiet and not very impressive besides the occasional nuggets of excellency.

    Seraph had pulled a few small bubbles up above his glass when the arrival of his food cost him to accidently throw them up in glee. Droplets rained upon Kurusu, leading to Star to interrupt Kuppo’s still ongoing speech to make a joke about how Seraph getting others damp was a first, which was met by larger bubble hitting her squarely in the face.

    After the meal had been finished, the party decided to have a conversation about how their magical abilities were developing.

    “Hex is fine, Overlord is fine, Swarm is fine, but Combatant, Hydro and Growth are all subpar.” Seraph sighed, making the flowers on the table slightly perk to emphasise how weak his Grass – Affinity magic was.

    Star stretched, before summoning a small wisp of white light in her right palm. “Charm is pretty strong, seeing as I’ve got two familiars for it. My Hydro’s better than Seraph’s, but my Mind and Summon magic aren’t doing so hot, and the less said about my Combatant the better…”

    “Saboteur is great, but my Hydro, Cryo and Mineral abilities just aren’t good enough.” Kurusu added.

    Finally, Kuppo told his friends of his capabilities. “Swarm. Electro. Hex. Pyro. Geo. Aero… They’re all just average, none good none bad.”

    “You’ve definitely got it best, Kuppo”. Star stated. “Electro, Cryo, Geo, and Aero all allow you to manipulate raw elements, and Swarm lets you communicate with Bug Pokémon. Add in your Hexes and you’re a Jack of All Trades.”

    Kuppo responded. “Whilst that may be true, your Charms are way stronger than my Hexes, and with your Hydro you’re also a force to be reckoned with on the elemental side too. True, your other magics need work, but you have two strong magic skills to last you until you improve.”

    “I wish my Hydro could be as good as your’s Star.” Kurusu sighed.

    “Hey, you’ll improve.” The girl smiled. She then smirked as she looked at Seraph. “Besides, you’re still better at it than Bubbles.”

    A vein on Seraph’s head swelled with anger.

    “I’m trying!”

    “I know.” Star said. “But I feel like you’re forcing it because Araquanid is one of your familiars. You don’t have to use all of your familiars’ Type Magic, you could focus on ones you’re good at, like Hex.”

    “I’m going to carry on learning Hydro for Araquanid, just like you’re learning Combatant for Lopunny. You struggle, but you don’t give up. Why should I?”

    “That’s different!” Star exclaimed, raising herself up with her arms on the table. Her sudden adversity got her a few odd looks from some other restaurant patrons.

    Seraph had flinched when Star moved, but snapped out of it with a retort. “How is it, Star!? The only difference is that I’m doing it for myself and you’re doing it for-”

    “Seraph, Star, now isn’t the time to argue.” Kuppo calmly said.

    The owner had approached the table, a portly yet proud man in an ebony suit. A Ribombee fluttered around him.

    “Everything okay?” He asked, looking at Star.

    “It’s fine, I was just about to leave and get us some rooms at the local inn whilst these guys enjoy some dessert.” She calmly clarified.

    “But I don’t want desse-” Kurusu started, until a nudge from Kuppo and some daggers from Star caused him to go silent.

    “Kuppo,” Star started, reaching into her pockets, producing a silvery note from her pocket. “Pay for me.”

    After her friend had nodded, Star walked out of the restaurant, her gait betraying her calm facade.

    Seraph’s eyes followed her until she exited, before meeting Kuppo’s.

    “You need to apologise.” The boy stated.

    Seraph sighed, knowing his friend was, as usual, right. But Star had genuinely upset him, and in Seraph’s opinion should’ve known better.

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        • At least it isn’t that hard to tell the difference. Like at least it isn’t asking for something more obscure like the term for the fear of clowns(Coulrophobia) or something like that.

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          • -shrugs- I studded to become a Psychologist. Psychology’s pretty tone deaf. I mean starting with Freud you pretty much have to address that most of his theories revolved around sexual urges to realizing that animals are capable of having psychological breakdowns, myself learning it through the tragedy of Penguin Madness, which ends with a Penguin committing suicide by wondering into the ice away from the water and walking until they either die of exhaustion or starve.

            Psychology’s pretty dark.

          • Basically, I’ve studied a lot too. I just didn’t expect Aardvark love to just randomly show up

          • Well if you do peruse it as a career, you might be tasked with someone who’s into bestiality. Though I’ll admit that an aardvark is kind of an unusual choice.

          • I know, if it was something like cats or wolves I would have been prepared but fuckin Aardvarks

          • Ehh I would have assumed something like live-stock animals or something as out there as Dinosaurs, but I guess who ever wrote the question simply picked the first animal they found in the dictionary.

    • I have a qualification in psychology.
      If I had the rest of the question I could probably answer it.

      If I had to guess I’d say Sadism because Aardvarks kill ants.

      Unless this isn’t one of those psychoanalysis things and it’s just asking for the correct terminology for ‘Aardvark fetish’, in which case it’ll be D or E.

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        • Fetishism then.

          Never covered when I did psychology but I’d assume from the definition that Paraphilia must have some detrimental effect.

          I was expecting it to be some deep psychoanalysis question because when I did psychology we spent a fair bit of time studying Freud’s daft theories. Poor Wolf Man. Poor Little Hans.

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  34. Wowwww…the other person totally cut their wifi so that they wouldn’t lose. Does that still count as a full battle for the online competition?

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  35. Last bit of fanfiction spam for a while

    Villains of Out of the Jungle

    King Earthen XVIII – The most recent King of the Earth People, notorious for their poor treatment of their enemies yet holding a high regard for nature. He seeks to shatter the Crystals of Spirit, in particular the Fairy Crystal.

    Ultron (yo can you throw another name for me it’s a bit awkward using a marvel name XD) – The rogue Prince of the Fire People, who guard the Fire Crystal with their life. His Volcorona is known as the ‘Sun Bringer’ , believed to be the reincarnation of the Volcorona which saved the nation during one hundred years of darkness.

    Fairy of Chaos – A mysterious, insane boy who appears to be the last of the Fair Folk, thought to he extinct. He seeks to help both sides, as he wants their war to tear the world asunder. He’s open about his goal, and revels in the distraught he brings. He loves when his victims know that his help will be a hindrance in the future.

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    • And my Legendary trio is the Weather trio with three new weathe-. Actually kind of two but the one appeared once in a game and I’m modifying it

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  36. So my trio should they have secondary types because heres thier main structure

    Fog Legendary- kind of based on floating white manta ray that blends with fog it flies over head and leads heavy fog at its wake it does this to protect and moisturize its fragile skin. Its already Flying type

    Thunder ball Legendary- a strange creature that conceals itself inside of an armor like body (it has arms and a head that work like goletts that can be pulled in to form a shell) it forms Thunder all around itself and goes on wild rampages throughout the night as its energy overwhelms it. So far only Electric type

    Finally the Acid Legendary- born of the pollution found in cities and the venoms of elsewhere it lives for danger and likes to create Acid Rain and have it drizzle around it as it rejuvenates them, yet they live away from society to keep from harming the Populist. So far just Poison type

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    • That poison legend is basically my Box Legend
      Toxigeddon
      The Contamination Pkm
      Poison/Ground
      Smog Zone: a noxious smog envelopes the battlefield; During Noxious Smog all Pokemon are considered poisoned and take damage at the end of the turn
      (Ergo moves such as Venoshock Venom Drench, Facade, Hex will have their additional effects while abilities such as Poison Heal, Guts, Marval Scale and Quick Feet will be activated)

      This leviathan Pokemon vaguely reptilian in nature is a massive lumbering mass of blackish purple sludge and tainted soil, it walks with its dripping hands and feet with a tail sagging behind. it’s hands have four wide fingers that drips sludge with its pores and its feet are flat with three globby toes, it walks on all fours, on its back is a hardened shell made out of crusty sludge and dirt on said shell are several thin volcano shaped pores that resembles smokestacks constantly spewing out polluted oxygen from every intake, it’s face is grotesquely deformed with three large yellow eyes in the middle of its head in resemblance of the nuclear waste symbol, several gill slits on its longish neck and a beastly mouth dripping drool of pure poisonous filth
      “a nightmarish Pokemon that has once plagued the Eyanu region, it’s body is a living biohazard that causes anything in its path to be contaminated, it was born when somebody tainted the Ancestral Spirit Grounds”

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      • And its counterpart
        Gaiasis
        The Purity Pkm
        Grass/Flying
        Tranquility: When this Pokemon is on the field statuses are cured and Pokemon on the field regain HP at the end of their turn
        This majestic Pokemon resembles a great bird, it’s massive wings a verdant green with each feather a bright petal of either pink, yellow, white and orange, it’s body lacks feet and its tail feathers are silky and long ending with three long streamers, it’s neck has a collar of leaves and a long stem like neck, it’s head highly resembles a bird of paradise flower, with a long reddish green beak, and a crest of spiky orange plumes and pure white slits for eyes
        “Benevolent and peaceful, it can turn barren wastelands into lush vibrant forests by scattering its feathers, it clashed with humans who attempted to harm the Enyanu Region’s ecosystem”

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  37. So I was thinking about what if we ever got another game in Kanto. Since they released RBGY on VC I actually already have a team set as my “Kanto team”, but I was thinking about if I had to choose another team from Kanto and who they’d actually be. I’ve decided that this would be my team. (In no particular order) It would take a little trading to evolve some into their proper forms, but it could be cool lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cd39bd5f897af78f9e60c627b78448a2889a0587beebc2730c8fd3c8bccf1cff.png

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    • It’s usually
      Charizard
      Primeape
      Nidoking
      Rhydon
      Aerodactyl
      Snorlax

      I have never not had a Nidoking during any of my Kanto runs
      Sometimes I mix it up with
      Sandslash/Dugtrio
      Parasect
      Vileplume/Victreebel
      This one run with Casc and Star Bits I used a Hypno and liked it
      During the Red VC I used a Dewgong
      Kabutops
      Slowbro that one time

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    • I really wish they would just redo Feraligatr’s official art. Take away that smile and do something with its arms…they look so awkward

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  39. No exaggeration I can barely walk without my knees shaking.. that’s how bad this AP test makes me feel… I’m fucking scared as shit

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  40. Hey! Anyone here likes minecraft? No? Well, I’m gonna talk about it anyway.

    So I started playing minecraft again and I thought I could create a texture pack/addon/mod combining minecraft with pokemon sun/moon. So I’m making a list of gen VII pokemon that could be made by retexturing mobs. If you have any suggestions for more pokemobs I’ll be happy to hear them! Here are ones I thought about:

    Rowlet-Parrot
    Dartrix-Bat
    Rowlet-Stray
    Litten-Black Cat
    Torracat-Ocelot
    Incineroar-Husk
    Popplio-Squid
    Brionne-Guardian
    Primarina-Elder Guardian
    Pikipek-Baby Chicken
    Trumbeak-Chicken
    Toucannon-Blaze
    Rockruff-Wolf
    Midday Lycanroc-Tamed Wolf
    Midnight Lycanroc-Angry Wolf
    Mudbray-Baby Mule
    Midsdale-Mule
    Wimpod-Silverfish
    Golisopod-Iron Golem
    Stufful-Baby Polar Bear
    Bewear-Polar Bear
    Spider-Dewpider
    Cave Spider-Araquanid
    Turtonator-Creeper

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  41. Phione is a sweet innocent slug child and deserves something to make it different from Manaphy

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    • Well I mean

      It has a rough time with anything that resists water (especially if they’re physically bulky) and considering how low its HP stat its great defense stats aren’t nearly as bulky as it needs to be. It’s also dreadfully slow and doesn’t have the best coverage, especially since its coverage and Bug STAB aren’t exactly that strong either

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      • But here’s the thing
        RU -C? The lowest rank in the tier?
        It literally kills half the tier, resists another half, and has a lot of really strong match ups. I can see it not being A or S but bottom tier RU? That’s a bit much…. Plus, it beats a lot of key Ru threats like Reuniclus, Cress, Shaymin, Salazzle, and Venusaur. I would at least push for B
        Apparently the viability ranks aren’t final so..

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          • And Salazzle, and around half the other mons in the tier aren’t? Gardevoir literally runs one set and a lot of higher tier mons resist it. Perhaps it’s a little too harsh don’t ya think? Keep in mind, Tapu Lele is a predictable mon

          • Oh, and they consider Normal Exeggutor -C too, which already shows the reliability of this list

          • Tapu Lele has amazing offense stats and doesn’t rely on its ability to make one STAB good (although it does become a psychic nuke thanks to terrain), meaning it can dish out four different types offense wise whereas Araquanid can only do one (Leech Life is only good on the physically frail or those weak to it anyway)

          • Yeah but still, water hits most mons in the tier outside of Mantine and Toxacroak
            And Mirror coat basically lets it insta-kill some mons, it’s an extremely effective trap

          • Though giving it some thought, the validity list isn’t even that accurate yet considering a few other things…. like how only one person can edit the list atm

          • If they know you’ve got Mirror Move it immediately decreases in usefulness because they know to avoid it

            And the thing is Tine and Croak are hard counters, which is probably why it’s so low. Not much Pokémon have such heavy counters in the same tier as them, yet Araquanid has two.

          • Yeah but Toxacroak literally never comes up…
            And certain mons are forced to attack special, so it forces switches which are quite scary against Araq
            I guess we’ll just have to wait till the tier is solidifirf

          • Also plenty of mons have two hard counters, it just means they aren’t top top tier
            I’m not arguing for top, I’m arguing for mid

          • Higher tier as in higher rank, particularly Escavelier, Doublade, and Reuni

  42. Are there more than 1 of those Koroks that can expand your inventory with Korok seeds? Or is just the one guy near Kakariko?

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  43. I’m in Zora’s Domain and have cleared about 8 or 9 shrines i think. Is that good or should i do more before continueing main quests?

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  44. I’m making a movie called “Borderline.” Can somebody help me get footage of Staraptors in the wild?

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  45. In math class
    Googles calculator to do a problem
    Realizes my actual calculator is right next to my arm

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  46. Ok so should I just say f*ck it and get BOTW for the wii u? its not like I can afford the switch anytime soon but I will be getting it at some point

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  47. So, any particular less than stellar from SuMo you guys know? I am trying to make them all good
    So far I’ve done

    Lycanroc Verlisify form
    Pal of the sand
    Meow Mix John Cena

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        • I mean I’d definitely say that RU is less than stellar considering its only two up from PU

          So pretty much all of Alola

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          • Also the power creep happened… so RU is basically UU at this point

          • Which would mean that the once average become subpar because the roof is raised

          • Basically, that’s the power creep in a nutshell
            Uber is broken
            OU is slowly (Rapidly really) approaching that level
            UU is the new OU, good
            Ru is the new UU, the average

          • That’s not how a power creep works. It means that the tiers are still what they used to be, it’s just that the Pokemon have moved due to an increase in the power ceiling without a raise of the power floor

            UU is still UU, it’s just that things from OU are now worse because they got counters and competition, etc

          • I mean I get that, I’m just saying basically that’s what the tiers are kinda like now. OU basically seems a lot more like Ubers while UU seems more like OU

          • They’re still the exact same levels of powers tho, it’s just because things have changed so drastically that you’re getting an illusion of a difference

            UUs this Gen are no better than those last Gen in their own conditions, etc

      • Oranguru is actually already really good in the right teams
        But I will give Shiinotic a shot… hope it works

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  48. Anyone seen the SU leaks? This bomb definitely is deciding if I quit watching or not tbh

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    • I’m still majorly upset that Mudsdale didn’t get Bulk Up
      i mean if the Jizz Rag got it why not a creature known for muscles

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        • Huh, it’s a badly translated move.
          The original name means ‘follow about’, implying stalking rather than an army of tiny insects like the animation implies.

          Seems to be mostly bug, poison and grass that learn it.
          There are som very strange exceptions though.
          It’s a weird move.

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    • Who would have guessed that Ophiuchus is a Machoke?
      Gemini should have been Plusle and Minun instead of two Pikachus.
      Not sure what some of these are supposed to be.
      I’m guessing Ho-oh is Apus.
      Murkrow is obviously Corvus.
      I think Arcanine is Canis Major and edge-wolf is Canis Minor.
      Ursa Major and Ursa Minor are obvious.
      Guessing Lucario is Vulpens.
      Rayquaza is probably Draco.
      Not sure about MIlotic since Seviper appears to be Serpens.
      Maybe Milotic is Hydra.
      No clue what Chandelure and Lunala are.

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  49. So hears the T on steven universe, theres a lot of things we all want out of it, and we will never get in an 11 minute time slot, things like character development, more in depth story telling and even better character design (debateble) are all hard and tedious to fit into such a short time slot, combine that with the fact that its such an in demand cartoon and you have a very over worked, stressed out rebecca sugar and her team, every artist knows that when you do your art for others it flounders, but when you do it for yourself its much easier and much more rewarding, so in closing, we have to let it play its course, we will get what we get, its still Rebecca’s vision after all

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  50. I’m bored, so for starters I’m going to ask a series of questions.

    Cutest First Starter?
    Coolest First Starter?
    Most Memorable Middle Starter?
    Most Forgettable Middle Starter?
    Favourite Designed Final Starter?
    Favourite Typed Final Starter?

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  51. Speaking of starters, I really liked how you got the Kanto starters in Kalos. I was hoping you’d get Z-Moved Johto starters in Alola but I’m hoping we get Johto starters in DPPt remakes 😀

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  52. Gonna blow your minds

    In SuMo, you can get the Johto, Unova and Alola starters. Odd because usually starters are obtained in third versions and sequels.

    That leaves the Sinnoh, Hoenn, Kanto and Kalos.

    Kalos starters were obtainable in the main story of Kalos, as were the Kanto starters. The Hoenn starters have the same treatment in OR AS.

    The Sinnoh, Unova and Johto starters are in ORAS too as post game rewards. But why aren’t the Sinnoh starters in SuMo too then?

    Unova and Johto starters available twice out of story on the 3DS

    Kanto, Hoenn, Kalos and Alola starters mandatory on the 3DS

    S I N N O H C O N F I R M E D B I T C H E S

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  53. I’ve made Link into a professional guardian killer. I have the full set from Robbie, the shield, the bow, the bladesaw, and a bunch of ancient arrows.

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  54. When Fairy mentioned they were doing a story, I started considering a plotline for a story of my own. Then I gave up.
    But while doing so I started drawing a character based upon myself, so I’m going to leave that here:
    http://pre02.deviantart.net/8412/th/pre/i/2017/121/4/e/pokechar_wip_by_pharap-db7rvt7.jpg

    Sorry about the crappy quality, I used a crappy old camera instead of my usual scanner.
    Also that’s the closest any of you are ever getting to a photo of me, and I dare say I captured my own likeness quite well.

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      • Thanks. I was going to do more but a lot of pokemon I like are hard to draw so I stuck to the simpler ones (still messed up Espeon’s ear though).

        I’ll remember that. (I don’t like making assumptions :P)

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  55. The literal best thing about America is the ability to run around in circles at midnight while violently flailing glow sticks around like a madman once a year. Besides that, we got nothin….

    Besides a few good food places

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  56. Let’s all be honest here, XD gale of darkness had a better soundtrack than some of the main games

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  57. Next set of questions!

    Favourite grass starter?
    Favourite fire starter?
    Favourite water starter?
    Favourite regional rodent?
    Favourite regional bug?
    Favourite regional bird?
    Favourite Pikaclone?
    Favourite pseudo?
    Favourite mythical?
    Favourite ‘First Version’ mascot?*
    Favourite ‘Second Version’ mascot?**
    Favourite ‘Third Version’ mascot?***

    *Red, Diamond, Black 2, Sun
    **Blue, Pearl, White 2, Moon
    ***Yellow, Crystal, Emerald, Platinum

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  58. Well f*ck I’m sick with Chills, Aches, Throbbing headaches and severely tired

    I wanted to punch every a$$hole who said it was too hot today!

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  59. So I’m picking out battle music for everyone in the fanfic to just kinda chill to when I’m listening

    Any of you guys in the fanfic want to pick your own? You guys know yourselves better than I do. Also, don’t shit post please

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  60. Whelp i’ve done nothing for two hours straight
    i think i’m gonna roll around in something until i find something better to do

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  61. Two things about BotW, possible spoilers
    1. In the GameXplain preview they mentioned an enemy that would sense you from far away and hunt you down. Yet I haven’t found any such enemy, were they wrong or am I missing something?
    2. I still haven’t found the skeletal beast from the first trailer, where is it?

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        • I think that particular one is on the road east of the Highland Stable (the one near Lake tower). Follow the pah that keeps going east across a river, into an area south of Faron Grasslands. It should be near the bend before the river. Otherwise there’s a bunch of them around. They’re called Stalnox. One of them is in Hyrule Castle for sure.

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  62. Guys, I just imagined something… what if Silvally represents Jesus? Christians say Jesus was sent by God to save people from sins, he died for our sins etc. Silvally was created (probably with Arceus’ DNA) by Aether Foundation to Kill Ultra Beasts and there’s a theory that every UB represents a sin! That would be really deep, because it could represent that Christianity is was created by insane people, Lusamine would represent Mary that knew she was pregnant because an Angel told her so and Lusamine got crazy because she got poisoned by Nihilego… F***k my first theory that makes sense… I’m sending this to MatPat (I know that’s dumb but I’m dumb too)

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    • Considering how insulting it is to one of the world’s majority religions I’d say that’s a no

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      • It would insult them in a secret subtle way and some Christians think Pokemon is Satanic so it would just be GF battling back

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          • Why stupid? If It’s true then the only person who figured it out is a lonely teen, it wouldn’t be very risky. And it could be a way for the creators to show their opinions on this religion. They’ve created pokemon that represent GOD and SATAN and that would be much more subtle than that.

          • Because publicly insulting a large religion is bad for PR

            And if it literally was only discovered by *one* person its likely more you’re over thinking something that isn’t there

        • yess it’s the best idea ever just make fun of the people who thought you where the devil or satanic (you know whats funny i saw a youtube video where a black woman thought yokai watch was satanic)

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    • I know Arceus is supposed to be a God figure and all, but I don’t think Pokemon game would get that religious.

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        • Tbf tho it’s a vague creator diety analogue, not as obvious as ‘this is definitely the Christian God look at this man on a cloud’

          Although G-O-D God is obviously the biggest influence imo

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        • That’s not the point I’m contesting. I don’t think Pokemon would get so religious as to have a Pokemon representing Jesus. As @a@symmetricaljesus:disqus also pointed out, it marginalizes other religions that don’t believe in Jesus as a religious figure (Messiah, Prophet, whatever).

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  63. Fuck it, posting some fakemon/fangame related stuff soon, anyone here who cares bout it??

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  64. Just gonna say it now love how champion themes focus on each champion as an individual and don’t all try to sound bland epic final boss

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          • Outspeed it

            Status it

            Something immune to flinching

            Something that doesn’t care if it flinches

            Suckered punch

          • If you ain’t willing to run a counter, than don’t complain when it brutalizes you

          • Well what would I possibly Scarf
            All my Ground types need their items and wouldn’t be compatible p

            Only Excadrill and maybe Garchomp but I like the mega for bulk

          • That still doesn’t mean the finch won’t stop you cold
            Only things like Scarfed Darmanitan and Sand Rushing Excadrill are effective counters
            And if you don’t have that it’s basically a rigged game of chance that u can actually do stuff

          • Not much I mean you cannot deny it has the bulk and the hax to outdo any opponent

          • I’m being serious, it’s honestly not that hard for me
            Plus, scarfers

          • It’s not broken dude, that’s Tapu Lele
            Trust me, it’s not a very hard mon to kill, if you outspeed it, it dies
            Lets be honest, flinching is the only reason it is good

          • And if you can’t out speed it or it itself your fucked
            60 percent to paralyze you and your fucking done
            Because then you have to play the rigged hax to not flinch or paralyse

          • That is not the case for everyone, and outspeeding it doesn’t translate into hard counter,
            all it takes is it to hit you once with Body Slam or Iron Head/Zen Headbutt for it to walk all over you

          • What’s a Heatran again?
            In fact

            Checks and Counters

            Heatran: Heatran walls most Jirachi sets and can force it out with a powerful Fire-type STAB attack. In addition to this, Heatran can set up Stealth Rock, while the only thing Jirachi can do back is paralyze it or hit it with the rare Hidden Power Ground. Heatran does need to be healthy to handle Z-Happy Hour sets, however.

            Dark-types: Weavile, Bisharp, Hoopa-U, Tyranitar, and Mega Gyarados can all force Jirachi out with their powerful Dark-type STAB moves or even, in the former two’s case, Pursuit trap it.

            Water-types: The threat of a Scald burn makes Jirachi hesistant to stay in. Keldeo, Toxapex, Slowbro, and Rotom-W all threaten Jirachi this way and resist Iron Head.

            Ground-types: Landorus-T, Garchomp, Hippowdon, Excadrill, Zygarde, and Mamoswine can easily KO Jirachi with their powerful Ground moves, although some of them must be careful about being stalled out by SubToxic.

            Fire-types: Mega Charizard X, Mega Charizard Y, Alolan Marowak, and Volcanion can switch into and destroy Jirachi with their Fire-type STAB attacks. The first two must be wary of Body Slam though.

            Rocky Helmet, Iron Barbs, and Rough Skin: These items or abilities severely cut into Jirachi’s longevity unless it is running the Wish set. As a result, Jirachi will become a less effective check to Pokemon such as Tapu Lele and Nihilego.

            Courtesy of smogon

          • All good but half the time I don’t run those, but they also forgot the possibility of Zen Headbutt ruining The waters

          • They didn’t forget that possibility, if Rachi is burned it isn’t doing jack for damage
            And most bulky waters eat its hits up anyways

          • Flinching doesn’t mean shit if you’re recovering all the damage off every turn with leftovers. They run out of PP, and you eventually kill em

          • So your saying Zen Headbutt will do less then 1/16th of damage to all water types?

          • and that fair amount still can be paraflinched which is why this Pokemon is so freaking broken

          • Earthen listen to me you moron
            IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU CAN JUST HEAL OFF THE DAMAGE IT DOES TO YOU IN A SINGLE TURN
            YOU CAN JUST STALL IT OUT

          • So that will heal all damage huh, every little bit? Like a Toxapex getting hit with Zen Headbutt
            Or a Keldeo?

          • What dumbass is using a Toxapex and Keldeo against a fucking Jirachi?
            How bout shit like Suiciune or empoleon

  65. Yass guys guess who’s being the designated sober tomorrow 🙂

    Not salty

    At all

    So what have you all got coming up?

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  66. The Battle Frontier is back … in my region at least

    (I suspect the Circus and Labyrinth will be rage inducing)

    The Battle Pike
    Inspired by the Hoenn Region’s very own Battle Pike, the Battle Pike makes a stunning revival here in the Incrum Region! Go through a series of twists and turns all which test your luck and your ability to adapt when the cards are not in your favor.

    The Battle Tower
    Similar to all other Battle Frontiers, the Incrum Region Battle Frontier is a facility where trainers partake in standard battles in their quest to reach the top of the tower and battle the Frontier Brain. Unlike other Battle Towers, this one seems to have a fair bit of nature involved.

    The Battle Factory
    Another ubiquitous staple of the Battle Frontier and a favorite for newcomers, trainers of all skill levels get a team of three rental Pokemon and battle it out in the hope of taking down the frontier Brain. After a Battle you may switch Pokemon with your opponent and keep on battling. Be warned, later levels of the facility are known for being especially challenging.

    The Battle Trench
    This underwater Battle Facility is known for being rather strange, even when compared to the other facilities. Your goal is to reach the bottom of the Trench to face the Frontier Brain while fighting off trainers and wild Pokemon, but you also can get various rewards while doing so, ranging from items, accessibility to ride Pokemon, and even Pokeballs to catch a temporary member for your team in this challenge! The battles get pretty tense, so be prepared to handle the pressure.

    The Battle Labyrinth
    Welcome to perhaps the most demanding challenge of them all, the Battle Labyrinth. Explore the facility and defeat trainers to earn the pieces you need to fill out a map in order to locate your way to the next area. Once you do this three times, you will fight the Frontier Brain of the Labyrinth! But be warned, get lost and terrible things will happen…

    The Battle Shuttle
    This space themed facilities loops around the stars (sort of) in an intergalactic tour of a lifetime! Sponsored by a rich Undella town man with more money than he knew what to do with, the shuttle flies about at high speeds holding twenty two people (Including yourself) on the ship! You must beat all of them before fighting the frontier brain who rides this shuttle. Rumor has it that Celestial types and airborne Pokemon have an interesting time here… Are you prepared for liftoff?

    The Battle Circus
    Possibly the largest of all the facilities, trainers enter with the goal of beating the Frontier Brain Ringmaster at the end of the Circus show. Before doing this, one must take down the seven specialists of the circus themselves, but to even get to them one must win against some of the audience members who are willing to battle you. The battles have their own unique traits that you can utilize or be hindered by. You never know what will happen in the Battle Circus!

    ???
    Rumors tell of a secret eight facility that nobody has ever seen before. When a trainer collects seven Frontier Samples they vanish for some reason. Maybe this has something to do with the eight facility?

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  67. Ok I need my fire starter now mind helping me out requirements

    -Only give a first form only I want make the other stages myself
    -Must be quadripedial
    -Try to make it feminine like (to make it the Popplio/Fenniken of the trio)
    -Must be Fire type

    Please help me out

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          • And cute pangolin didn’t have to be made into disgusting Groundies

          • Mostly the fennec
            Point is Pangolins and Armadillos thrive in Sandy dry places like ground types

          • Red foxes burrow, like dude literally all foxes do

            Fennec foxes are arid dwellers but fennekin ends up fire

            Forest dwelling animals don’t always end up grass

          • And for all you know that red panda works as a fairy

            Toodle oo

          • How, it’s a stupid rodent, you only make it a fairy because of looks, I mean even the other garbage fairies have ties one way or another

          • Same way you make a rat shoot electricity you silly boy

            Welcome to Pocket Monsters 101

          • That is literally your only comeback you have, and everyone knows Pikachu was centered around electricity before it was created

          • Politely tell me how a Camel with literal volcanoes growing out of its back works

          • Earthen Logic: Everything is illogical unless it either is scientific or I want it to be logical

          • Well logic is the foundation of a good idea
            And if he keeps bringing up Pokemon has no logic I will always prove him wrong by rationally writing up the basis of the pokemon

          • A) Because of that one anime episode.
            B) Because they were running out of things to fairify

          • (Also the cheap shots because he can’t think of anything better)
            Because they did not care
            And they were giving everything fairy type at the time

          • Wowie, actual arguments are cheap shots? Does Earthy need a bandage for his ego’s booboo?

            I thought you said all pokemon had logic? Or do you mean they only have logic when it’s convenient to you? If Dedenne can be a fairy and the creators of the series are okay with it, a red panda fanmon could be a fairy

          • I love how you always use my ego as a leverage whenever we argue
            You can’t deny they were going fairy overboard during gen 6 which one could easily agree where Dedenne’s fairy type came in,

          • Because your ego could legit be classified as the ninth planet tbh

            If that’s the logic behind Dedenne, then making a logical fairy red panda is laughably easy

          • Red Panda place holder name. Fire/Fairy

            This pokemon ventures out of the dense bamboo forests of the ____ region to hunt for sugar in local villages. It uses its flaming tail to melt the sugar into a sweet liquid it often feeds to its young. This pokemon has also been known to share its sugary treats with wild injured pokemon.

          • Now this actually sounds right, kinda swirlixy but at least it’s going somewhere

          • See, and I only spent about 30 seconds visualizing it. I would like to add more myth into it being a mysterious force that is hard to find and stuff, but that can wait

          • Why should I? I don’t need to prove myself to you at all Earthen. It’s 11pm, I’ve got a successful life, literally the only reason I haven’t just given up on this argument is because it legit entertains me to see you wrap your head into knots, and GameFreak has already shown they downright don’t give a fuck about making fun creatures for their KIDS GAME

          • Because the only way to truly prove me wrong is to go out and do it

            Otherwise your just being a smart Alec brat who can own up to his own trash talk when presented said challenge

            You just keep hiding behind my ego, a kids game and your own inflated desire to make me look bad

            So either you put up or shut up, and I put up my dukes

          • Than why are you challenging them in an argument they obviously slaughtered you in?

          • If I shot you with a gun in the same place three times it’d still work the exact same, just because I’m reusing correct points doesn’t make them invalid

          • That’s why he slaughters you every time
            It’s like watching a pig run into a sawblade, it’s messy, idiotic, and incredibly stupid

          • He gives reasons though
            Not his fault your logic has more holes in it than a piece of swiss cheese

          • how am i ignoring logical points
            He does nothing more but shove the more illogical stuff in my face like Raichu or Pikachu (which everyone knows the story) and hides behind his same little defends of gamefreak’s rule or just saying stuff about me,

            at least i bring up facts and reason while y’all just rail me with obvious shots as a vain attempt to sound better

          • So we’re just going to ignore that debate about lava animals earlier?

          • yes we are because that has nothing to do with this and you know it
            i proved my case

          • Ehhh, wrong. I give reasons, you just throw a bitchfit and sweep em under the carpet because you know I’m right. Also, you agreed to Ultron’s depiction of a Fire/Fairy red panda above sooooo yeah better luck next time pal

          • 1) I was arguing with Ultron, it’s a group victory
            2) I didn’t need to provide reasons for a fairy panda, I was arguing that your logic is as bullshit as ever and Ultron just proved it

          • Yeah I’ve had more cohesive arguments with my three year old cousin

            You’ve already lost bud, just accept it

          • Prove I’ve lost when I have people agreeing with me and GameFreak has shown it can add types at a whim

          • well for starters i showed how and why Numel is associated with volcanoes and lava
            It’s painfully obvious you couldn’t think of a reason for the typing
            and you can’t win an argument without saying stuff about my ego, or it being about a kids game

          • Yes, you do have a huge ego

            Fairy is still a wild card type. It encompasses many things that cannot be equated to the likes of the other simple elemental types like fire, water, and ground.

          • Sometimes I like to think that they made Dedenne fairy because gen 6 introduced fairy type.

            Just like Plusle and Minun were two Pokemon because they introduced double battles in gen 3.

          • Again, logic doesn’t mean shit if you can just leave the important stuff out

          • Because in the end it is mostly based around pit traps and sand
            Sand equals ground

            Trapinch makes pit traps in the desert
            Vibrava is a moot point but also antlion nymphs are less aggressive compared to it younger form
            And Flygon is all about creating sandstorms with its wings

          • Well it is based on the myth that Camels store water in their humps for traveling hot scorching deserts

            So they changed the water with fire and kept the ground for desert

          • Well Numel in the anime need the lava to be active
            When they were captured, Team Rocket sedated them by activating a sprinkler causing the lava to cool and them to be lathargic

            And most fire types have internal fire sources as a source of energy

          • Explain how that works in real life animals if you are so obssesed with logic

          • Well well now you’re just trying to make me slip up just to jump down my throat

            Well take into fact energy and the species
            The reason Camels last that long in the sun is because of all that stored fat, they basically work with stored fat and water for energy
            So in Pokemon land this Pokemon uses a different type of energy source in this case lava in its hump

          • All mammals work off of stored fat and water its not special to camels

          • Explain how the Lava works in real life animals without burning them alive, i’m just trying to point out a clear flaw in your arguement

          • No your giving me an impossible task just so you sound smarter and better
            Lava would burn a real creature, but this creature has lava inside it and is lava proof

          • See? That’s all the info needed
            You talk about how logic is needed in everything yet this is a scenario where it is LOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
            Yet you still deny it to your liking
            Congrats, you are a hypocrite
            Enjoy the reward
            Have a gold star for a job well done
            Or better yet? Find a way to do more with your life than argue why Surfing electric mice make more sense than volcano camels

          • There aren’t any on Earth, but that doesn’t make it strictly impossible, just undocumented.

          • Well you cannot deny the idea
            a creature who transverses the desert equipped with two humps allegedly filled with water

            add a little pokemon creativity, now it is a camel with fiery lava inside its hump and uses it for energy

          • So if we can pull shit like that just for a fire camel how hard is it to make a fairy red panda?

          • Not my panda asshole

            Also literally if they make a ground house just by putting mud on it they can make a fairy red panda

          • I think the point is:

            They made a camel into a volcano because they wanted to.
            I made a red panda a fairy type because I wanted to.

          • Actually when Bewear was first revealed I thought it would maybe evolve into a fairy. No one agreed with me though

          • Then why can’t this panda be centred around Fairy before it exists?

            Also its because it’s how the game works you sad little man

          • Yeahhhh. Sandslash isn’t even that good of a representation of a pangolin. Where’s the long tail?

          • Fire/Grass could work too. Fairy just works because they’re mysterious, adorable, and love sugar (being the only non-primate that can taste artificial sweeteners)

          • So a starter trio where one type shares another type with the trio? That’s crap

  68. I remember a long long time ago someone asked ‘if you lived in the Pokemon world what job would you do’ but can’t even begin to think what thread that would have been on.

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  69. Anyone else find it ironic that out of the seven ‘invading’ Ultra Beasts, Celesteela is actually the least min maxed (closer to terrestrial Pokemon stat wise) but arguably the strongest UB overall?

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  70. Pokedex Entry: 51
    Drakilo
    Classification: The Computerized Dragon Pokemon
    Height: 7’03
    Weight: 13.4 Lbs
    Type: Electric/Dragon
    Ability: Overcharger (Hidden Ability: Download)
    Stats:
    HP: 40
    Attack: 90
    Defense: 40
    Special Attack: 30
    Special Defense: 40
    Speed: 40
    Base Stat Total: 300
    Pokedex Entry: This Pokemon was entirely made by a single child from a rich family. While the process is currently unknown, it was brought into a physical form somehow. While many of them now exist due to the child releasing a bunch of them into the wild, they are unable to breed and tend to destroy certain habitats. Attempts to remove them from these areas have so far been unsuccessful. (File Attached)

    Pokedex Entry: 52
    Megadra
    Classification: The Computerized Dragon Pokemon
    Height: 13’01
    Weight: 139.9 Lbs
    Type: Electric/Dragon
    Ability: Overcharger (Hidden ability: Download)
    Stats:
    HP: 60
    Attack: 100
    Defense: 60
    Special Attack: 60
    Special Defense: 60
    Speed: 75
    Base Stat Total: 415
    Pokedex Entry: As the Drakilo began to develop and evolve, they slowly began to adapt to the world they were in. They became more solid and now are able to properly live in harmony with other Pokemon. They are very protective of their packs and will violently attack anything that threatens them. By now, the projects to remove them have stopped. (File attached)
    Evolves at: Level 25

    Pokedex Entry: 53
    Gigagon
    Classification:
    Height: 23.9
    Weight: 793.1 Lbs
    Type: Electric/Dragon
    Ability: Overcharger (Hidden ability: Download)
    Stats:
    HP: 80
    Attack: 135
    Defense: 80
    Special Attack: 75
    Special Defense: 80
    Speed: 100
    Base Stat Total: 550
    Pokedex Entry: Upon reaching this state, Gigagon has reached its full potential. It does not tend to fight much and stays level headed most of the time. When it actually does fight, it scans the field, almost instantly creating a strategy and uses its immense brute force in order to make these strategies happen. Unfortunately they are prone to crashing after losing battles and may take a while to reawaken.

    Enjoy this one Earthen ;3

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  71. Well I think I’ll use my Armadillo for my fire starter

    So its
    Grass Lemur
    Fire Armadillo
    Water Basilisk

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  72. Pokedex Entry: 66
    Incrumian Cacnea
    Classification:
    Height: 1’04
    Weight: 64.9
    Type: Ground/Ghost
    Ability: Sand Stream (Hidden Ability: Wonder Guard)
    Stats:
    HP: 50
    Attack: 85
    Defense: 40
    Special Attack: 75
    Special Defense: 40
    Speed: 45
    Base Stat Total: 335
    Pokedex Entry: Until recently this Pokemon’s existence was entirely the stuff of myth. Rumors say it was born from the spirit of a Cacnea that had re-entered its body after it had died and its body had sank far into the sands, becoming one with the desert. It is said that if you come across one in the desert and stare it in the eyes, you will never find your way out and will one day become one with the sands.

    Pokedex Entry: 67
    Incrumian Cacturne
    Classification:
    Height: 4’03
    Weight: 100.0 Lbs
    Type: Ground/Ghost
    Ability: Sand Stream (Hidden Ability: Wonder Guard)
    Stats:
    HP: 70
    Attack: 115
    Defense: 60
    Special Attack: 105
    Special Defense: 60
    Speed: 65
    Base Stat Total: 475
    Pokedex Entry: This Pokemon is followed by sandstorms wherever it travels, claiming all the land it travels for itself. If something is to stumble into its land, either on accident or to challenge it, Cacturne will relentless assault the invader with sand. Those who are buried beneath the sand will lose their soul once the weight of the sand crushes them. Most interesting is the weird ectoplasm-like substance that covers it, letting it take certain attacks directly without suffering any harm.

    I mean, it’s weak to quite a lot…. So I don’t see this being too unbalanced

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  73. I love having a phone that can’t handle the Jungle when it actually gets active ?

    Is this just a shitty phone problem or does it happen on computers too?

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  74. E3 cant come soon enough. Need that hype back again, literally all the games i wanted, i have now.

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  75. Ultron just mentioned it but

    WE SHOULD TOTALLY HOSTAGE SOMEONE AND GET THEM TO MAKE SIMS OF US ALL :OOO

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  76. @disqus_dTl1zFqOHH:disqus You made everyone make Jojo memes, do you at least have the courtesy to buy me bleach to kill myself with?

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  77. Alright how about this
    you wander into a game store and the dirty and shifty saleman unloads an obviously cursed gameboard onto you and surprise surprise you get sucked into it
    and against your will get transformed into a fantasy race what would you be
    Human
    Dwarf
    High Elf
    Halfling
    Orc
    Dark Elf
    Goblin
    Ogre

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  78. You drink the potion of plot convenience and become a were-something

    What animal would it be? You transform partially at will, fully into a stronger, smarter version of the animal at full moons and take on some of their more innocent qualities in human form

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  79. Do you guys have a guilty pleasure movie you love, but that isn’t necessarily thought of as being a good movie?

    I love watching the Hugh Jackman Van Helsing movie at halloween time

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  80. Alright i got one
    In video-games health items can come in any shape or size tantalizing our player character’s taste buds
    if you can eat any video-game food item what would you choose

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    • i mean………i hate to be THAT guy but technically its their intellectual property which they’re using without permission

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      • That’s absolutely true, but as far as I know those people weren’t trying to make money or anything. They need to refocus their efforts, big time. Fans that make project out of love for Nintendo’s games get targeted while I’ve been getting the same YouTube ad for a mobile game that literally just takes BotW footage and markets it as their own game. Not to mention the countless Pokemon rip offs that actually try to make money off of the series. While fans get targeted, there are people actually directly copying Nintendo’s stuff and making money off of it.

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  81. Sorry I’ve been too busy lately to keep up with things as much as I’d like to. Have there been any Pokemon rumors lately? Anything of that banana thing?

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      • A) It’s technically unfinished, I want to add more Pokemon.
        B) I wouldn’t know what name to sign it with.
        C) Nobody in their right mind would want to steal it.
        D) I have the original paper copy.
        E) The original photo is higher resolution.
        F) Anyone capable of removing the watermark can probably draw better anyway.

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  82. Does anyone else realize Dunsparce… Is the biggest cluster f*ck of all Pokemon! Due to

    -Has drill and tunnels like a Ground or Rock type
    -Has small wings like a flying type
    -Has Bee origins in it like a bug type
    -The Land Snake Pokemon like a Ground type
    -Has Dragon Rush like a dragon type
    -Learns Air Slash like a flying type

    Yet no its based on a Tsuchinoko (Good idea) its a super rare creature, yet its… Normal type…. GOOD F*CKING GOD!!!!!!!!

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    • It’s utterly useless like a lot of gen 2 pokemon were/still are. Hence why I strongly believe it’s the weakest generation, which is saying something because I do not like a majority of gen 6 pokemon

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      • Ehh I mean it could have gotten an evo for ground

        And GF logic Fire Dancer with Skull protects from using recoil, yet the Fossil based on the hardest headed creature of all dinosaurs and I think all animals its harder doesn’t get recoil immunity even though it needs it more!!!!!!!

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  83. alright going to bed, i kinda hope the new episodes get totally leaked and we can finally see if Topaz and Aquamarine make good characters or not

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  84. I want to get into Steven Universe, but every time I try and watch when it’s not just on TV I can’t seem to get through it. Part of me wants to just watch all the heavy plot relevant episodes, but another part of me says that many times it’s the down episodes that give the characters life. Having both serious and non serious times makes the worlds of series feels more tangible. Problem is that I inevitably end up running into a number of episodes I’ve already seen in passing and have no interest in watching again…….Maybe I’m just being too picky lol

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      • Well I’m not really on any season particularly really. I’ve probably seen way more of the show than I think I have from watching it while on TV. A little while back Cartoon Network had a bunch of marathons of the show and I honestly don’t think that did me any justice as now I don’t know where I should best jump into the series. I’m not one to get angry at some spoilers here or there so I do know some stuff that happens later on in the series. I’m just not sure where to begin anymore without losing interest after all of a sudden hitting a bunch of eps that I’ve already seen lol

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        • I’ve been told these are the essential eps from season 1 if that interests you at all.

          Cheeseburger Backpack
          Laser Light Cannon
          Bubble Buddies
          Steven’s Lion
          Giant Woman
          Steven the Sword Fighter
          Lion 2: The Movie
          An Indirect Kiss
          Mirror Gem
          Ocean Gem
          Watermelon Steven
          Lion 3: Straight to Video
          Alone Together
          On the Run
          Marble Madness
          Rose’s Scabbard
          Story for Steven
          The Return
          Jail Break

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          • I’ll have to try and sift through the eps and see what I’ve seen already and what I haven’t. I really do like the show and it’s characters, but I’m so all over the place with it that I may need to just need to bunker down and force my way through until I hit the most current episodes lol

            Also thanks for the list. It may help me in my quest to actually get a handle on SU hahaha

          • No prob! Although some of the fillery episodes are fun, there are kinda a lot of them esp in s1 and 4

    • I feel you on that. I was just going to watch the plot-relevant noes, but I committed myself to watching every episode. The only way I got to where I was now was just by binge watching the show post-surgery (while high on oxy) about 2 years ago. The downside is I don’t remember a ton of details.

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  85. You guys have no idea how happy I am that Superstar Saga DX is on the way. This game is an absolutely overlooked classic and there was no way that it would go unrecognized forever. It almost makes me want to get a 2DS XL and play a bunch of other DS/3DS games. I can’t even manage to get Switch gameplay into my daily routine, but I will find a way. But there is another game which deserves its own fair treatment…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffo7d970B4M&t=605s

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    • It’s funny how similar Drill Dozer’s music is to Pokemon music in general. It really shows that GF have a very particular style when it comes to making games (music in this case) lol

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    • No point in buying the 2DS XL though for this game. You already have a 3DS; I mean, you are on a Pokemon site. xD

      Though idk how I feel. I haven’t played the original but if I wanted to I could go do so for 7 bucks. I could be and hope I’m wrong, but part of me thinks they’ll try to sell it for a full 40.

      Before you say “they’re charging 40 for FE echoes and ORAS”, those games aren’t available on the eshop. That’s literally my only reasoningz

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    • Not gonna lie….This is making me want a return to Johto. What I’d like to see is a Johto(and maybe Kanto) that are as packed and lively as Alola. The two regions as they are feel empty, but if they make them feel more lived in then they could be totes amazing. Also if they ever revisit Johto they better well fix the pacing and leveling hahaha

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  87. In a 1 to 5 scale rate the names of my starters:

    Bearine (Grass)
    Bearave (Grass)
    Cavursus (Grass/Rock)

    Snacoal (Fire)
    Blascale (Fire)
    Vimpere (Fire/Ghost)

    Waterole (Water)
    Cupole (Water)
    Brawlyanoy (Water/Fighting)

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      • Bear + Vine (based on a baby bear)
        Bear + Brave (based on a small bear)
        Cave + Ursus-Latin for bear (based on the prehistoric Cave Bear)

        Snake + Coal (based on a baby common viper (Vipera Berus))
        Blaze + Scale (based on a common viper shedding skin)
        Viper + Vampire (based on a common viper and Slavic Vampires)

        Water + Vole (based on a baby European Water Vole holding a clay cup)
        Cup + Vole (based on an European water Vole holding a clay cup)
        Brawl + Vodyanoy (based on an European Water Vole holding two clay cups and Vodyanoys/Czech Vodnici (that are known for drowning people who swim in their teritory and then storing the souls in clay cups))

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        • Hmmmmmm these kinda rub me the wrong way
          I mean some could be tweaked

          The Bears really need a second thought, they hardly reference plants or caves at a first glance. The snakes a bit of tweaking, and I’m having a hard time understanding the water one

          Snakoal
          Slithermal
          Vamvipyr or Vampozar

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          • Changing c to k doesn’t make a big diffrence to me and Slithermal sounds cool, but I’m not changing Vimpere. I’ve created it a really long time ago and it has that slavic ring to it was going for (It’s pronaunced Vim-peh-reh).

  88. Supposedly there’s a Nintendo direct scheduled sometime next week. Seeing as we just had a general direct not long ago anyone wanna bet this will be a Pokemon direct? Lol

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  89. I’d kill for an IRL Tapu Koko that would create an electric terrain to make me stop falling asleep in class….

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  90. WELP SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
    SMOGON HAS STARTED MAKING AN NU TIER
    It’s not done and most things are still in the process of dropping (I’d say once RU solidifies it will be out)
    The first gen 7 mon to be there is type null

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  91. Who is hyped for SU? This is the one show that I’m a fanboy of. I mean I know that’s incredibly dumb but this is the only show I can’t see any flaws how hard I wouldn’t try.

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  92. I was testing some more trash mons
    Basically

    “OKAY I GOT THIS, ONE MON IS DOWN, JUST GOTTA LAND THIS DRACO YOU GOT THIS TURTONATOR…”
    Draco Meteor misses
    Flygon gets up a dragon dance
    Half my team dies

    (Later that match)
    I can bring this back! I got the wishiwashi sweep ready!
    (Diancie uses twinkle tackle
    Wishiwashi lives on 2)
    (Uses hydro pump… a miss)

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  93. So me and my friends were talking about what animals eat (carnivore, frugivore, omnivore) and I almost looked up ‘types of vore’

    Dodged a bullet

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  94. So the Greeks had a God who had precedence over fruit, fertility, masculinity, male genitalia, and what happens to the male genitalia… And bee keeping

    And people think our cultures are fucked up

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