Citing “irreconcilable differences” and a “love of rumors and speculation”, Serebii Joe has decided to prematurely terminate his relationship with our site. No one is more shocked and hurt by this news than myself, but I think we can get through this together 😉
Hope you guys liked our little April Fools’ prank! The layout will be staying for now, because it is a nice shade of green and the Celebi does look kinda cute. Let’s hope for some real news this month!
Did you guys have any fun pranks pulled on you or did you get one over on your friends?!
<3 PJ
PS- We’ll always be independent and different. I’d never have it any other way 😀
FEATURED DISCUSSION: My Top 10 favorite Pokemon of all time by DVS









Contempo town is now connected to Route one 😀
Cool! 😀
And when are we voting for regional bug?
Idunno. Not enough people have made regional bugs yet D:
Bug -> Bug/Fairy is preferred because the first gym is Dragon.
Or maybe the rodent could evolve from normal -> Normal/ fairy
That too. But nobody ever uses the bugs! xD
AND they evolve faster.
that’s their Purpose
Rodents and Bugs are the fodder for new trainers to practice their catching and training skillz
and hm slaves
Bibarel
Binacle
Floatzel
Dragonite
we’ve all used em for slavery
I use Crawdaunt as my HM slave.
We all got our own preference
I use a Talonflame for Transport and Egg Hatchin’
Barbaracle for Surfing, slashin’ and smashin’
and Vileplume for Hordes
also a Gourgiest for stealing things
So could I design a three stage fairy/ bug type?? 😀
I have an urge to make a Psychic Type
like a Arabian Genie themed one
Yus :3 Bug is primary. Fairy is secondary.
I can’t see a rodent Fairy but a Ladybug Bug/Fairy
Waddups?
Ew chicorita.
*uses ember* 😡
You think you’re so tough…
Statistics show that Ember on Chikorita knocks out 87.3% of the time…
*backs into corner*
Not Mega Chicorita 😮
I’m the 12.7% there bby.
Uhh…23.7% 😉
I didn’t realize we were going for 110%. Okay then. xD
(I was trying to make you second-guess yourself XD I’m bored)
I’m gonna be 110% honest, I pulled out my calculator and checked if I was right.
Eating absolutely nothing right now. You?
Nothing much, just got some spare time. 😛 Welcome back btw. I knew you weren’t leaving. xD
Thanks. It was a prank. I never actually left. I was a guest named “Pokenerd” 😀 I pulled four pranks and got two trolls banned.
Quite productive.
I’d agree as well. xD Nice work. 😛
Thanks xD I also saw you being a detective about my leave. You were pretty much right, You’re not called a detective for nothing.
“I just know. This is either a bad april fools joke or he really means it
but there’s no way Noivs is failing his classes because he spends too
much time on PJN or on JJ. He always leaves early to do HW.”
The lowest grade i have is a D and that’s in math cause my teacher sucks at teaching. All other grades were Straight B’s.xD
and of course i leave early to do homework :3
Also the bit about me only being gone for a few days.
Most people assume that someone would be back the next day. You assumed within the next few days. You were correct. Well done.
*Puts sticker on forehead*
Thanks! :3 I studied hard at the Chic Boutique for my detective degree! 😛
I’m going to assume it’s pronounced as ‘Cheek’ like Chico and not ‘Chick’.
Yes, it’s pronounced “Cheek”. HAHA
HiddenAbility HiddenAbility
I actually assumed that you would be back today. I am serious, I just didn’t tell anyone :3
No proof Kevin.xD
Also, idunno if i should believe you cause i skype’d you yesterday and told you i would be back today .-.
Going to class now. 🙁
See ya soon.
@TheNintendoChip:disqus
I’m not sure where to connect Meteoris from .-. I know it’s supposed to connect to Route 1.
YAY IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!!! WELCOME BACK 😀 😀 <3
Hai 😀 and thanks :3 I was Pokenerd yesterday xD
NO FUCKING WAY.
Yes ducking cray.xD
That was part two of my april fools prank. There were four parts 😀
EMEGRESH! WEPMPLE HAD A AGRUMANT WITH YOU!!:OOOO
I know xD But i told him that i didn’t mean to offend him when i was a guest and ended it with april fools. He found humor in it and was not offended :3
I CANT BELIVE YOU WERE POKENERD :OOOOO DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!
That’s the point xD
Ill do the map connections 😛
Alright, i already connected route one and the starting town though.
For Route one i used “021Field4n” At around the pitch of 125.
For the Starting Town, Contempo Town i used “Lullaby” at around the pitch of 130 as placeholders.
I tried World Crown again and officially gave up. I got close four times, but that’s about it. But I still have five shiny profile stars so I 100%ED SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD! 😀
At least you have Rosalina. 😉
Quick Comment before I go to class soon.
Sableye should get TWO Megas
Mega Sableye X:
Type: Dark
Ability:Protean
Increased Stats: +50 Atk, +50 Sp. Atk
Competitive Capabilities: All Out Attacker
Mega Sableye Y:
Type: Ghost
Ability:Prankster
Increased Stats: +50 Def, +50 Sp. Def
Competitive Capabilities: Defensive Wall
No WAY
That troublesome Imp has it too good already
Prankster Will-O-Wisp and Recover all it needs
Some people have dreamed of using Sableye competitively as an attacker *cough* my brother!!!
Regardless Sableye is already OP on its own
76 SpA Torchic Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 236+ SpD Chikorita: 20-26 (95.2 – 123.8%) — 75% chance to OHKO
I just thought of something guys!
The title of this article is “Serebii Dumped Us”
If we subtitute “us” for “Pokejungle” (because us refers to pokejungle) we get “Serebii Dumped Pokejungle”
If we make an acronym of this, we get SDP
Sdp usually refers to the Social Democratic Party (which became very widespread)
There was a Russian Social Democratic Party
The RSDP eventually split into the Bolsheviks and the Mensheviks
The Bolsheviks won the Russian Civil War and dominated the Comintern
The Comintern forced all socialist parties to “become” communist (The RSDP transformed into a Communist party)
Conclusion: Pokejungle is Communist! :p
HURRRRNNN CUNFUMREEEFDDDFDFRDG
Comm. Communist. Community. What are we? a Community. 😮 !!!
Communist is actually derived from community (iirc)
Because they wanted a proletariat state, where everybody is equal. Its like one big community :p
I know that.xD That was the joke behind my post.
I’m a republican
My Idea for Bubow! My regional buggggg
Le Dex~
Despite their adorable appearance, bubow are actually quite violent. If you see a bubow with more than one bow on each antenna, that bow is from a different bubow it viciously attacked. The pacifier it sucks on is the only thing that keeps it’s violent temper under control.
http://i.imgur.com/JuIp8lz.png
I need to get design for my Regional Electric Rodent Hyjakk
it’s supposed to be a White Computer Mouse shaped Pokemon with large square ears (like if you peeled the left and right clickers?) with the traditional electric pouches with long whiskers and noticeably large Incisors and a long coiled tail with a puffball of fur on the tail tip with two fluffs similar to prongs
Comments or concerns? Or tell me u luv me? :3
Is that a pacifier?
Yep 😀
“The pacifier it sucks on is the only thing that keeps it’s violent temper under control.”
Yeah, i didn’t really read the entry. I just skimmed and looked at the picture xD
STAYING UP LATE FOR SCHOOL PROJECT! WHOOP! WHOOP!
It’s 8:02. One hour and 2 minutes past my bed-time 😉
9:00 here.
9:05 pm for me :p
well now it’s 9:06 for me
You go to bed at 7:00? o.o
And i thought 8:00 was early..
Enjoy it while you can though 😛
~Le sarcasm~
Wish I could sleep at 7 tho xD
So, i just went to the spingebill wiki to see if they posted anything recently, after being banned. Um, it’s just ONE guy talking to himself, he’s posted quite a lot about Xatu, Dicie, he posted about Dae and Goomy. This guy might have some kind of mental illness.
Most every one on the spingebill wiki does. XD
From what i saw yesterday, it was only two people. From what i saw today, it was just one guy having a conversation with himself..
wut he say 😮
http://spingebill.wikia.com/wiki/Special:WikiActivity
Why he do dis 2 me :C
He has some mental issues. Maybe Schizophrenia?
Let’s kill him.
That is awful .-.
Either Schizophrenia or Dissociative identity disorder
If your hands are tied legally just put the gun on the table and I’ll take care of the rest 😉
Seems to be more of a psychopath than a schizophrenic
Psychopath=crazy, feels good whan pain is inflicted upon others (or something like that)
Schizophrenia=hearing voices
Could have DID and be a Psychopath.
I mentioned that yesterday to someone on a PM. In a way it’s concerning.
It’s pretty creepy :p
They must really mean is when they said they were declaring war on us.
We’ll give them a war!!!!!!
Don’t comment on that wiki. Your IP address can be seen.
AROSE THE EARTHEN WARRIORS!!! AND I SHALL CALL TO THE LAND OF THE ELFS AND DRAWFES!!!(Middle-earth)
I’m already a Dwarven Warrior!
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Are we going to have a reference to Malaysia flight 370 (close enough to indonesia) in JJ?
Sure :3
We could tie it to a Pokemon that causes disappearances.
Or a plane that flew into the legendary pokemon’s area was never seen again :3
Or the last post-game event (that you can only access after completing pretty much everything)
Is that you on the flight and (probably) die
Then the game ends, or it deletes itself :0
Best way to start a new game.xD
Or the game ends after you die and you get to meet your father.
Or it could take you to an uncharted island off the map.
If you do, I’d make a loose reference to it.
But we won’t be able to find it :/
That’s screwed up .-. xD
I
Don’t
Like
You
Go
Away
Ew
^^ rude
^^boutique
You’re only saying that cause i pranked you. You didn’t want me to go 😛
The door is over there.
Oh senpai…
please no….
“If this is true, I’m just gonna go sit in the corner.
And cry.”
^ That was proof that you do not hate me. Es tough love bby.
But now I hate you.
Dun.
Liar.
Y u lion.
I no @Lionblaze:disqus
How about no. The most we could have is a small reference to it.
Earthen if you’re here I have to PM youuuuu
Is it about Natsu Liam?
Much more than that my friend.
Alright give me a sec
well i g2g. my mom will be mad if she finds i’m not working on my project 😛
Gnight!
I might be back later though i highly dout it.
I h8 u leave ;~;;;;;
:,((((((
cryin
jk ily 😡
what is this?!?!?
ily.
lmao
Hey I’m back for about 10 mins! Because i finished my project(no i did not but i will finish it in the morin)!
It’s been 3 minutes XD
I know! XD
So guys i really need some help. I’m behind on my team for riogionals and i need some extra help. Would someone care to EV train a few of my pokemon?
well i got to go now for real. bye!
BYEEEEEEE BBBYYYY
jk
Es April 2…
WHO SAYS! WHO SAYS YOUR NOT PREFECT!!! WHO SAAAYYSSS!!!
Trust me
That’s the course of beauty
Who says you’re not pretty
Who says you’re not beautiful
Who says
who says i cant defie the laws of gravity? 0-O
Gravity….
…..
Another one of spingebill’s attacks against xatu:
“Kevin when your heart gave out to all those Steriods who revived you?!”
Why he do dis 2 shiny kevin :cccc
I’m surprised I didn’t come up with that first.
U lil ruffian 😉
😉
Whats a Steriod? 😛
Is it some kind of new stereo..?
Surely he didnt mean steroids..
Let’s kill him.
Jesus.
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/adam/34acb97b670f621fd39fa7d593947644/Wju4miv.jpg
Im a jewish type so doesnt effect me :p
But, es flying xD
Considering this guy talks to himself and has some sort of mental issue, likely DID, this will never stop.
There’s a good reason i don’t share Shiny Kevin’s last name on here.xD
And I appreciate it still XD
STOP COMING OUT OF THIN AIR
GAWD
No, it’s my thing. I’m always here, I’ve been here for the past half hour. 😉
0_0 Y U SCARE MEH BRA?
With what? xD
*2 days ago*
gonna not be on PJ until next game bai
*today*
Im here
Oh.xD That was part of my four pranks. I was a guest named ‘Pokenerd’ after i “left” 😛 Leaving was a prank. Pokenerd was a prank. His prank was posting a twitter picture of Pokemon announcing a new game at Midwest gaming. The fourth prank was saying i was going to make a new account (As Pokenerd) and coming up with a clever name. When I (Shinynoivern) got back here, i said something along the lines of “Hello, This is Pokenerd, i made a new account!” xD
well, it worked….
man im a moron… XD
You’re not the only one who believed i left.
I revived him because I love my Shiny Kevin.
He almost flew to the lil bird cage in da sky :,(
Ow no we cant have that!
Woot woot! XD
😡
Well i’m really leaving now….I hope….I might just pop back in about 2 mins or so…
k bye leaving to do homework
Goodnight bbyx
Goodnight sexy people (me)!
And to everyone who actually cares!
I care! 😀
*SIT DOWN TIMMY!*
*sits down*
……
Goodnight
Yep 🙂 Goodnight! Sleep well.
I be laughing at this. *refresh*
Seriously though this guy scares me.
he’s a butt nugget
He’s talking to himself. Look at the IP address of all those comments.
HOLY CRAP you’re right I just checked O_O
…let’s write a creepypasta on this guy. I’m serious.
Omg YES. xD
In all seriousness, he needs psychological counseling or therapy. He might have DID.
PTSD
Post Traumatic Spongebob Disorder
Ohhhh, multiple personality disorder, interesting…
Which is why he’s talking to himself using different names.
Or he’s just reallllllllllllly bored XD
I’m leaning more towards something psychological going on.
I’d say a bit from Column A and a bit from Column B
I got it:
spongebob blood THE END
Spingeblud THE END.
here have a Pulitzer prize
orochi planktin/ volt/ spingebill still has nothing better to do?
I’m concerned for him now XD Maybe he wasn’t just trolling all this time…
Well tis official
WE’S GOING TO WAR!!!
I mean, he’s already been banned.xD
Me dicie or Xat?
???
Spingebill.
HOLY CRAP DUDE
AT THE MAIN PAGE AT THE VERY END
It says “…WAR IS UPON US…”
I am not going to sleep tonight. Nope.
I’ve never seen a Xatu sleep
I have a name for this guy, I just checked the pictures posted on the wiki. He’s known as “Pedrolucas”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwsh9u1njl4
ITS LIKE A TRIBUTE TO VS STAHP THAT WACK BRO
http://cdn4.pitchfork.com/news/54441/bea50828.jpg
ITS JUST AMAZING
MAY BE ALBUM OF THE YEAR GUYS
You’re right. It just MAY BE.
(Refresh)
^^^^^^PLEASE SEE THIS MR GIRA
Nightmare Fuel 😀
No I mean thats awesome. Managed to get ahold of a CD rip of the album 2 months in advance of its official release
Good morning, afternoon, evening, ladies and gentlemen of Pokejungle.
I have been given the chance to play a demo of the latest games in the Pokemon installment, known as Pokemon Ruby 2 and Sapphire 2, which as of now are beta names.
The games take place 15 years after the events of Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, in a much more expanded Hoenn region. I’ve been given the chance to play only 2 hours of the game, and I was only able to beat Gym 1 because of the expanded content and so much to see. I cannot remember everything, but here is a glimpse of what I have to leak from that demo:
I played Ruby 2, whose mascot was Mega Groudon. I was able to understand from the plot that Mega Evolutions have recently been discovered in Hoenn by Professor Birch, and now Team Aqua/Magma have taken control of Mega Evolution and are controlling every Mega Evolution in Hoenn to take down trainers.
The starting town is not a town, nor a city. It is a village called Birch Village, dedicated to Professor Birch and his discovery of Mega Evolution (well, aside Sycamore). It is Professor Birch’s birthday, and you have just arrived back in Hoenn to greet Birch and see how he’s been holding up the years you’ve been away. Time passes and Team Aqua/Magma order a Mega Linoone/Mightyena to attack Professor Birch and take him away. Your mission is:
1. Find Birch.
2. Take down the Aqua Megas/Magma Megas, and destroy the Aqua Stone/Magma Stone.
3. Conquer Hoenn!
Your starters, Mudkip, Treeko and Torchic, are given to you by a much older May/Brendan. Your Pokedex and 10 Pokeballs are also given by them. Rollerskates are now optional, and running shoes are not given, but rollerskates are. They are customizable, as I was able to notice in Tarea City.
Birch Village has the Birch Pokemon Lab, a Pokemon Center, three homes, one for the player, one for May/Brendan and one for a codename “EIXAM” or “EIHCRA,” which backwords spell Maxie or Archie. This is unknown as of what I’ve played, as far as connections to the plot.
Birch Village can be exited one of two ways. Going North will take you to Route 1, and later another city seperated by ocean, or East, which will take you to Route 2 and Tarea City.
Birch Village is located where Ever Grande City would be located on the map, except the water around it has been moved to the Northwest, by Fallarbor.
The Hoenn map has tripled in expansion, from 16 to 48 total cities and towns. Some anime-exclusive areas may be accessible as well, as I studied the map a bit and noticed Oldale Ruins as a location.
Pokemon Contests, Seasons, and the Day/Night cycle will happily be making a return.
The first gym leader is located in Tarea City, and is a Poison-type Gym. The gym leader’s name is Sharac, and it is a male leader. His gym has the dominant colors of purple and black, and are decorated with all kinds of poison and gas effects, you could say. I loved how Nintendo paid attention on the details, because you are forced to wear a gas mask before entering. What a moment.
The gym is one story, with 3 trainers and Sharac. The trainers used a lot of Koffing, Gulpin, Croagunk, and Gloom on their teams.
The levels ranged from 9 to 21, which I thought was relatively high for the first gym. Maybe an expansion in max levels? This has not yet been determined yet.
The gym leader’s Pokemon are Venipede, Roselia and Swalot, but I could not remember the exact levels. He awards the Venom Badge, allowing all Pokemon up to Level 30 to obey. He gives out the TM Throw of Bane, which honestly wiped out most of my team.
After I had beat Sharac, the demo was over, and so was my time. I had an absolutely wonderful time playing, and I’m very happy to have shared this with you. Expect more information in July, because I was invited to play an extended demo then. Thank you all for reading, and be excited about the newest games in the franchise!
Hey Sparky
Not me.
you could’ve jumped profiles
Not the kind of thing I would do.
I am aware April Fools is over, so I wouldn’t come up with fake shit the very next day to piss you all off.
Or would you? :3
I wouldn’t.
you’re a day late buddy… 🙂
Eh. I prefer remakes. Thanks tho, GoK 🙂 Or whoever .
Rumor or not, I actually like these ideas! To be honest, an exact remake of RSE, doesn’t get me excited unless there is groundbreaking innovation similar to what they did in X/Y. But that’s just my personal preference.
This Spingebill guy is a serious motherfucker.
He needs to stop mentioning me in his shit. Xatu is my friend and closest Dedennyden, I would never do that to him and say those things.
May he rot in hell.
We’re discussing his possible multiple personality disorder.
POSSIBLE? Ha.
he’s probs already there…
also spingebill likes emmure and being farted in the face
Lol yea XD