Serebii Dumped Us

Citing “irreconcilable differences” and a “love of rumors and speculation”, Serebii Joe has decided to prematurely terminate his relationship with our site. No one is more shocked and hurt by this news than myself, but I think we can get through this together 😉

Hope you guys liked our little April Fools’ prank! The layout will be staying for now, because it is a nice shade of green and the Celebi does look kinda cute. Let’s hope for some real news this month!

Did you guys have any fun pranks pulled on you or did you get one over on your friends?!

<3 PJ

PS- We’ll always be independent and different. I’d never have it any other way 😀

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4,582 thoughts on “Serebii Dumped Us”

  1. @TheNintendoChip:disqus
    I’m not sure where to connect Meteoris from .-. I know it’s supposed to connect to Route 1.

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  2. I tried World Crown again and officially gave up. I got close four times, but that’s about it. But I still have five shiny profile stars so I 100%ED SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD! 😀

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  3. Quick Comment before I go to class soon.

    Sableye should get TWO Megas

    Mega Sableye X:
    Type: Dark
    Ability:Protean
    Increased Stats: +50 Atk, +50 Sp. Atk
    Competitive Capabilities: All Out Attacker

    Mega Sableye Y:
    Type: Ghost
    Ability:Prankster
    Increased Stats: +50 Def, +50 Sp. Def
    Competitive Capabilities: Defensive Wall

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  4. I just thought of something guys!
    The title of this article is “Serebii Dumped Us”
    If we subtitute “us” for “Pokejungle” (because us refers to pokejungle) we get “Serebii Dumped Pokejungle”
    If we make an acronym of this, we get SDP
    Sdp usually refers to the Social Democratic Party (which became very widespread)
    There was a Russian Social Democratic Party
    The RSDP eventually split into the Bolsheviks and the Mensheviks
    The Bolsheviks won the Russian Civil War and dominated the Comintern
    The Comintern forced all socialist parties to “become” communist (The RSDP transformed into a Communist party)
    Conclusion: Pokejungle is Communist! :p

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  5. So, i just went to the spingebill wiki to see if they posted anything recently, after being banned. Um, it’s just ONE guy talking to himself, he’s posted quite a lot about Xatu, Dicie, he posted about Dae and Goomy. This guy might have some kind of mental illness.

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  6. Hey I’m back for about 10 mins! Because i finished my project(no i did not but i will finish it in the morin)!

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  7. So guys i really need some help. I’m behind on my team for riogionals and i need some extra help. Would someone care to EV train a few of my pokemon?

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  8. Good morning, afternoon, evening, ladies and gentlemen of Pokejungle.
    I have been given the chance to play a demo of the latest games in the Pokemon installment, known as Pokemon Ruby 2 and Sapphire 2, which as of now are beta names.

    The games take place 15 years after the events of Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, in a much more expanded Hoenn region. I’ve been given the chance to play only 2 hours of the game, and I was only able to beat Gym 1 because of the expanded content and so much to see. I cannot remember everything, but here is a glimpse of what I have to leak from that demo:

    I played Ruby 2, whose mascot was Mega Groudon. I was able to understand from the plot that Mega Evolutions have recently been discovered in Hoenn by Professor Birch, and now Team Aqua/Magma have taken control of Mega Evolution and are controlling every Mega Evolution in Hoenn to take down trainers.

    The starting town is not a town, nor a city. It is a village called Birch Village, dedicated to Professor Birch and his discovery of Mega Evolution (well, aside Sycamore). It is Professor Birch’s birthday, and you have just arrived back in Hoenn to greet Birch and see how he’s been holding up the years you’ve been away. Time passes and Team Aqua/Magma order a Mega Linoone/Mightyena to attack Professor Birch and take him away. Your mission is:
    1. Find Birch.
    2. Take down the Aqua Megas/Magma Megas, and destroy the Aqua Stone/Magma Stone.
    3. Conquer Hoenn!

    Your starters, Mudkip, Treeko and Torchic, are given to you by a much older May/Brendan. Your Pokedex and 10 Pokeballs are also given by them. Rollerskates are now optional, and running shoes are not given, but rollerskates are. They are customizable, as I was able to notice in Tarea City.

    Birch Village has the Birch Pokemon Lab, a Pokemon Center, three homes, one for the player, one for May/Brendan and one for a codename “EIXAM” or “EIHCRA,” which backwords spell Maxie or Archie. This is unknown as of what I’ve played, as far as connections to the plot.

    Birch Village can be exited one of two ways. Going North will take you to Route 1, and later another city seperated by ocean, or East, which will take you to Route 2 and Tarea City.

    Birch Village is located where Ever Grande City would be located on the map, except the water around it has been moved to the Northwest, by Fallarbor.

    The Hoenn map has tripled in expansion, from 16 to 48 total cities and towns. Some anime-exclusive areas may be accessible as well, as I studied the map a bit and noticed Oldale Ruins as a location.

    Pokemon Contests, Seasons, and the Day/Night cycle will happily be making a return.

    The first gym leader is located in Tarea City, and is a Poison-type Gym. The gym leader’s name is Sharac, and it is a male leader. His gym has the dominant colors of purple and black, and are decorated with all kinds of poison and gas effects, you could say. I loved how Nintendo paid attention on the details, because you are forced to wear a gas mask before entering. What a moment.

    The gym is one story, with 3 trainers and Sharac. The trainers used a lot of Koffing, Gulpin, Croagunk, and Gloom on their teams.

    The levels ranged from 9 to 21, which I thought was relatively high for the first gym. Maybe an expansion in max levels? This has not yet been determined yet.

    The gym leader’s Pokemon are Venipede, Roselia and Swalot, but I could not remember the exact levels. He awards the Venom Badge, allowing all Pokemon up to Level 30 to obey. He gives out the TM Throw of Bane, which honestly wiped out most of my team.

    After I had beat Sharac, the demo was over, and so was my time. I had an absolutely wonderful time playing, and I’m very happy to have shared this with you. Expect more information in July, because I was invited to play an extended demo then. Thank you all for reading, and be excited about the newest games in the franchise!

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  9. This Spingebill guy is a serious motherfucker.
    He needs to stop mentioning me in his shit. Xatu is my friend and closest Dedennyden, I would never do that to him and say those things.
    May he rot in hell.

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