Hi peeps at JBN, I want you to have a look at this call to arms from Google!
Stay tuned for important news very soon from us!
Until Next Time, See Ya
Google looking for Pokémon Masters
Supporters
Nick F
Smearg
Foil Island
Conglome NERD
alcremie sundae
Radiant Blutle
Zachery
Dragoniteo
Austin John Plays
Help support our work by becoming a Patron on Patreon! Swadloon Platoon members and above will be added to our site supporters list!
Ladies and Gentleman! Gamefreak has announced a new game! A remake of Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum!
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/273/a/b/troll_logic__how_to_prove_god_is_real_to_anyone_by_permafry42-d5gdmg9.jpg
GOD DUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!
HAD TO CLICK ON IT.
Can’t wait!
Still more legitimate than the Plus/Minus rumors.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Even though it was trademarked…Plus and Minus just don’t make good names because all I can think of is plusle and minun and I don’t like them. And GF would probably troll us and not put them in the game xD
Plusle and Minun debuted in Gen 3.
Hoenn… is probably not confirmed.
Never know. I like the way it sounds. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5hzgS9s-tE8
I want to click but something is pulling me back from it. I see that deviant art link…
We got to do something huge for April Fools Day! ;} How about a fake R/S remake. I could make some fake logos and leak it out!
100% in.
Me2
Leak to 4chan and Pokebeach xD
YES.
April Fools Committee (troll the shit out of 4chan and Pokebeach):
Afarr
Me
DarkVoidShedinja
Pokenerd?
I’ll be ready tomorrow! It’s 12:04 so I want to start workin’ on stuff!
Me.
Ze Xatu
I’m in
Since were going with a “fake” R/S remake. What should I call the game?
Ruby 2, Sapphire 2?
Rough Ruby and Soft Sapphire.
I read that wrong. XDD
Bad Dicie.
Teehee
XD
You guys get too dang worked up over someone claiming they have information. Real or not, it’s an interesting read. I don’t particularly believe it, but it’s better than hearing absolutely nothing exciting as we have been. Calm down and have fun speculating. No need to get all defensive over a potential april fool’s joke.
I just like calling people out on their BS xD
Most of the time leakers make mistakes.
They get too worked up and get carried away with the leaks.
Also, busting someone by telling them that their IP can be tracked just screws them over.
Lol yea XD
O I know. I think if they really wanted it to be believed they should’ve waited till after april fool’s but whatever. They kinda condemned themselves
Pokenerd… I remember an account like that I made for a friend…
ポケットモンスタールビー·クレーターとアビスサファイア。|
Pokemonkurētārubī ya safaiaabisu.
AKA Pokemon Crater Ruby and Abyss Sapphire.
What this be?
One of many more “fake” R/S titles being thought up for April!
Most disgusting moment on Pokemon:
During the time of X and Y, someone leaked two Pokemon named Peeness and Vaygina. It was SOO wierd.
It’s not impossible. don’t give GF ideas. xD
GOD.
My first wonder trade I got a Caterpie named Greenpnis
I hope their evolution isn’t like Slowbro’s…where the shellder clamps on the tail…
XD
New Evolution method! I can see it now.
Dig…. and Cloy…..
nvm XD
BAD REGI
xDDDD
No! The image in my head! ;-;
O.O
TOO FAR. TOO FAR!!!!
Wasn’t that another guy named Dicie. There were 2 right?
Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Good noon.
Seems rather suspicious at this time….XD
Regi! Did you ever finish that Hail team?
Yup, but it’s not like all ice type. It’s like Mega Abomasnow and others.
How do you like it? I’ve been considering one for a while now after using my Mamoswine. Ice types get no love.
Abomasnow is one of the few grass types that great against water pokemon, because it’s not weak to ice beam and resists water moves and can strike back. If you bulk up Abomasnow’s great hp and special defence, most water types will face difficulty.
I like how that sounds. Horrible weaknesses but great bulk.
Dat x4 fire scares me o.o
If you play to abomasnow’s strengths and have team members that can absorb his weakness. You are in good shape. But you have to realize that Abomasnow will be switch out a lot, so leech seed is your friend. Highly recommend it!
Yeah. I’ll have to think on it some more. Buuut it’s very likely I’ll do it.
I’d recommend tentacruel as a partner. It resists poison, fire, bug, fighting and steel. 5 of abomas weaknesses. And as an added bonus it has rapid spin to get rid of stealth rock.
Gives me even more of a reason to bread my Lure Ball Tentcruel. Would Clear Body be a good ability for that kind of Cruel?
both are good. Clear body prevents speed drop from sticky web and liquid ooze for leech seed, giga drain used against you.
Hm… I see… Does hail have any other benefit, aside from Damage, like sandstorm?
100% accurate blizzard. I like pairing with pokemon having magic guard and/or overcoat
Oh! Great idea! So far I’ve been breeding these kinds of pokes. It make work out well.
They really don’t though. Same with Bug. I like bug types. Volcarona is just so godly and majestic :3
I like Vivillion. Too bad it doesn’t have better stats, however bug types can really mess up a team.
Gamefreak should have made them at least neutral to Fairy honestly. They’re strong to grass, dark, and psychic and given the generally poor stats…they could’ve used some sort of boost. But no, they had to go and make Fairy resistant to Bug of all things.
Why are fighting types strong to 5 types? Most are only strong to 2 or 3. Doesn’t that seem a little…excessive?
ExSEXive? XDDD
Naturally, yes.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Why is grass and bug resisted by 7 types?
Why are powder moves nerfed yet dark void is not banned?
:/
True. It’s not really fair grass types have 5 weaknesses either. That’s just crazy.
Why are you not banned for your strength?
😉
This.
Maybe because dark void has limited distribution? Besides, spore is better. 100% accuracy versus DV’s 80% accuracy.
true, but grass types are immune to spore. very few things are immune to dark void. Dark void is mainly used in doubles as it affects both pokemon and smeagle can learn it and it’s legal.
I literally just thought about that. Plus that new item… Safety Goggles or something? Is a big nerf.
it should really be nerfing sleep, not powder moves :/
I hate sleep. Not as much as Parafusion though. It seems as though Slesp has been nerfed. My pokemon seem to wake up sooner.
yup it has! 3 turns max no more. and if you switch out it takes into account how may turns you were asleep before you switched out.
Oh! Yay! That’s better.
Well I don’t see fighting types being used much in gen 6. They received two huge nerfs:
1. The Fairy Type
2. Talonflame
It’s still ‘seems’ excessive, but right now, it seems to make sense.
1. One of the type advantages it has, which is Normal, is not as common as before, with many becoming Fairies.
2. Many of the types weak to Fighting, other than Normal, have just as commonly used redundant weaknesses. So sometimes, I don’t even bother putting in a Fighting move in a team except the single one that is meant to destroy Blissey, or use it on Mega Kanga and her Power Up Punch.
Water > Rock
Ground > Steel
Fairy > Dark
Fire, Rock > Ice
That’s a good point. I guess I should’ve looked at it from a competitive standpoint xD
Still, it spent 4 gens with 5 strengths, but even then, Fighting types have never been used much even before Talonflame. Gen 4 got Lucario and Gen 5 got Conk as pretty good contenders and that’s pretty much it.
Fighting attacks however, are likely to be splashed here and there for coverage or because of Blissey.
I guess not many of them are good for anything other than hitting hard once or twice.
My favorite Fighting type is Hitmontop. >:3
I like Gallade, Toxicroak, and Scrafty. Even though I’ve never even used a toxicroak. I just like it’s typing. Lucario is cool too. It’s mega is probably my favorite.
Toxicroak is good. If used right of course. I love Lucario. It’s a steel type, and adorable.
It’s mega has dreds. Love it.
My least favorites are definitely sawk and throh. They’re just ugly/weird and annoying to battle…
Based off America? Wynaut add Sesame Street characters?
Haha let’s not.
At least it got an offensive AND defensive nerf this gen.
Praise Arceus! Not exactly happy about dark now being weak to fairy though 🙁 It was only strong to two types…! They can be pesky though.
Dark and Ghost may only beat two types, but at least they can hit Steel with neutral damage now. :'(
Yay 🙂 Steel just had too many resistances…haha
Think about the Metagross!!!
AHH too many!!
Suddenly, its weaknesses are doubled. Such misfortune. Metagross’ and Aegislash’s new weaknesses were the first things that popped in my head when I read about Steel’s defensive nerf.
Yeah… Metagross is kind of like a double edged sword in this generation. Good stats still, but now two more weaknesses.
This girl on Miiverse just asked me if I had a girlfriend and my age. OH NO, THIS CROSSES THE LINE.
Uhhh…tell her you don’t have a gender!
Why do Umbreon girls always hit on me on Chatango?
I wonder why.
Get those digits
Miiverse = Facebook
I’m staying up to see the Pic of the Day XD
Irresponsible Spring Break teenagers… 😛
You’re using the Wii U’s Miiverse? Because I use the 3DS’ and I’ve never heard of this.
I’m actually using Miiverse on the computer, with miiverse.nintendo.net. I use it more often than the Wii U’s one.
I didn’t know there was an online computer version!!!
Yep, and it works even quicker than the Wii U/3DS does!
It’s much easier to maneuver and everything 😀
I must tell Psygon about this! He uses Miiverse like mad!
Just tell her. Don’t disclose ur location! Play it cool! 😉
Well guys, this is it. Goodbye all I will surely miss you all
Bye!
Please come back and visit whenever it’s ideal for you. I really do enjoy your sense of humor and appreciate all the laughter you’ve given us. I hope your grandfather and family will be alright. Well, Mr. Benchpress…
…live long and prosper, bby.
Bye 🙁
I’m so sorry to hear about your grandfather.
May everything be all right with you, and we hope to welcome you back with open arms.
I will pray for you, and I hope everything will all be better soon. 🙂
HEY GUYS–
OMEGLE ANYONE?
Let’s put in the topic Pokemon Crater Ruby and Abyss Sapphire, with that exact spelling and capitalization. We’ll have a private face chat heehee.
Uh…never heard of that site before…XD
Omegle is scary… o.o
I’ve seen things on there no Dedenne should ever have to witness.
AND IT WAS A YOUNG ONE TOO
O GOD. Why are people so f’d up?
She was at least 10 or 11.
It was NASTY. Just… EWW.
WTF!!!
I know.
I would’ve screamed. I remember once in 8th grade my friends and I put on animal masks and tried to talk and mess with people on that. Never again. EVER.
I stick to the text chat…
I don’t think I could make a logo tonight! It has to be tomorrow!
Kk then. Good luck!
Just wanted to pop in before I go to bed. Quick question: If A pokémon uses Skill Swap against a M. Kanghaskhan, does that mean that said pokémon can attack twice in one turn?
Nope. My Aromatisse did it once. It doesn’t have a child with it.
I see. But was M. Kangas’ Parental Bond disabled?
Of course!
Horray!
You know what’s even better? Entrainment truant Durant.
Tee hee hee!
What’s our game plan for tomorrow, Dedennyden and Afarr?
I got to make something that resembles a new PKMN game or a remake. The we have to spread it on Reddit, Omegle, PokeBeach, etc. Get some people hyped and some people pissed. Done and Done!
Should we make it recurring?
Reveal it tomorrow, and keep “leaking” throughout the year. Now that would be epic.
I just checked, finding people who are into Pokemon on Omegle is very easy. If you can provide me the link for the item tomorrow, I can show it to everybody!
Dedennyden needs to go to school from 8:00AM PST to 3:00PM PST, and from then until about 6:00PM PST or 7:00 PST for homework.
I can’t do much, but laugh at how seriously people take it. XD
i hate my math teacher. he sucks… what should he suck guys? xD
Eww.
He gave me math homework that no one knows what to do on. I got in contact with EVERYONE in my class. And they are all stuck on it.
A salty lollipop.
*hairy
NO BAD DICIE XD
HAHAHAHAHA XD
😉
:}
Haha Afarr
I am so glad you came back.
Depends. Is he attractive?
WOAH
Wut.
Just… whoa
HOHOHOHO
Haha HO
*hoe
I think it was Archie who I beat in Minecraft with a Diamond Hoe.
Ah. Good times.
and i wouldn’t die in the void
lol yea
all dem chickens xD
Sir. There are kids here.
Lol
What? I was asking. It’s a PG-13 site anyway.
I’d say a big phat gypsy no.
Then Dicie can have him.
I volunteer him as tribute.
Talk to her.
Her? XD
Refresh.
AAAAAHHHHH. I can see clearly now, the rain is gone!
Do Do Do ♫
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
When did I get brought into this XDDD
Gift from me to you. :p
Thanks bby
Wellcum
WOOOOOOOOOAH
Don’t need to bring cum into this.
Yes he did.
That’s why I don’t do the bby stuff. I can’t do it right. XD
Smooth move.
You scurried into this trap. Should have seen it coming.
Yup lol
Night Everyone! I will get to the April Fools plan tomorrow. Also, should I make a Logo, Box Art or Special 3DS for a R/S Remake! I really want to make a Special 3DS and Create a logo!
Definitely logo. Isn’t that what they did with Heartgold/soulsilver?
Yea! I got to make something amazing. Special 3DS & Logo + Box Art! By Tomorrow! I’m going to be wakin’ up early!
Good luck!!
Thanks! :] Prankin’ for life!
The mods need to delete this chat, so if other sites come to our site they won’t see our master plan.
OH- IDEA.
Tell PJ about the troll fangame, and as a community we will create a chatroom only available to current Pokejunglers, where we can pitch in ideas about what to leak next for the Ruby and Sapphire remakes. IT BE GENIUS AND NO ONE WILL KNOW 😀
Welp Dedennes need their sleep
The time for this particular Dedenne to nap has come
GOOD NIGHT TO ALL, AND HAPPY APRIL FOOLS BEFOREHAND! BAI
I’m in. What are we talking about?
Guys, I am approaching 10,000 upvotes received on this site, that is incredible.
I just helped you get one step closer 🙂
Thank you XD
Even me:)
What?
If Gastro Acid is used against Aegislash, then can it not change formes anymore? Because that would really suck!
Yep! That’s awesome! XD
I don’t know what’s worse. Forcing friends to fight, or hindering friends from changing.
I’m N now…for a few minutes.
Kinda ironic since your original name was LelouchviBrittania.
Lelouch N Brittania. A European prince that fights along with his companions, but quickly withdraws and instead preaches about the morals of nonviolence…in the middle of intense battles…while riding his armored Golurk.
YESSS I WANT THIS CHARACTER TO EXIST!!!
That. Would. Be. Epic.
THAT’S WHAT MY MATH TEACHER SHOULD SUCK. GASTRIC ACID TO MAKE HIM BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I love Gastro Acid. One of my favorite status moves of all time.
Good luck finding it and pouring it down his throat!
Or acid. Hahaha that could be funny.
Or if you have Mold Breaker. Then Aegislash cannot change forms!
Why do I automatically think of E. Quake when I see the words “Mold Breaker”?
Wash Rotom.
Elecktross
Trolling Pokemon fans on Omegle is fun 😀
Wait a moment. Why is this website called “JungleBii”? Hell nooooo!
PJ and Serebii are “joining together” apparently. Clearly April Fools, but cool. PJ and Serebii don’t hate each other, so it’s somewhat believable.
I questioned it on twitter the PJ told me to ask Joe himself…
LOL
That’s odd!
Oddly humorous.
well goodnight i’ve gotta get a good night’s sleep so i can suffer in 2nd period
Goodnight. Gotta sleep so I can be rested for my failure of a Lab exam tomorrow!
Farewell and travel safe my friend. And good luck. Lelouch N Britannia sends his regards.