Serebii Dumped Us

Citing “irreconcilable differences” and a “love of rumors and speculation”, Serebii Joe has decided to prematurely terminate his relationship with our site. No one is more shocked and hurt by this news than myself, but I think we can get through this together 😉

Hope you guys liked our little April Fools’ prank! The layout will be staying for now, because it is a nice shade of green and the Celebi does look kinda cute. Let’s hope for some real news this month!

Did you guys have any fun pranks pulled on you or did you get one over on your friends?!

<3 PJ

PS- We’ll always be independent and different. I’d never have it any other way 😀

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4,582 thoughts on “Serebii Dumped Us”

  1. How awful would it be if GF/Nintendo came out and said “Ruby/Sapphire remakes announced!” and then said “April Fools! We’re never going back there!” I’d probably cry.

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  2. Ohmigosh, I only have today and tomorrow to complete Super Mario 3D World, I wanted to do it by Thursday so I could focus on Superstar Saga and Metroid Fusion. That is my task for today.

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  3. Hello commenters of Pokejungle. I often read over you guys here, I work over at IGN and I have some insight on some details that should get you excited on the new Pokemon games this year.

    -There are 28 new Pokemon, no new legends or starters. But a previous legend receives a mega evolution. Eevee and Dunsparce receive natural evolutions.

    -Professor Sycamore once again gives you a kalos starter (lvl. 10) before you board the Couriway Train. Each one is unique, in they have their hidden ability this time.

    -The game will be released as 2 versions. Pokemon A and Pokemon Z, two new physical 3DS games. But both will also be released as downloadable content, where the story mode will differ greatly itself even more if you add the content on to a previous X or Y save file.

    -Team Flare returns with a new female leader named Malva. She has intentions on making the ????? region go to war with Kalos, to rebuild her own land of beauty.

    -There is a cool mini sequence that plays out if you take Diancie to the moon dials in the ????? region.

    -There is a side mission where you have to help a person that was turned into a Froakie become a human again.

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  4. Hoenn spoilers
    -May will have a baby with you
    -Diantha is your father
    -Norman your sister
    -You cheat on May with her Blaziken
    -Will be released in year 8743

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  5. Wouldn’t it be funny if we all used Celebi as our April Fool’s Prank? Yeah…not going to happen. I love my current avatar too much to change it.

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  6. I’ve decided that Pokemon X and Xerneas are the superior games and Pokemon of this generation. I’ve come to realize that type effectiveness is better than design. Yveltal is no longer my savior…Long live Xerneas and his people!

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  7. I’m back! (This news is stale as most of you have already noticed).
    Just like Whitney Houston, I have made a comeback from the depths of life! Hope to meet the new Junglemons and nice to “see” you guys again!

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  8. hoenn spoilers 2
    -May it’s pregnant with your child for 2nd time
    -As well it’s blaziken
    -you can poop now
    -there are two new type called food type and another type
    -vaniluxe,vanillish are now food type
    -bidoof is another type with goomy
    -Blaziken loses the baby
    -you get married mysteriously with a chespin
    -you divorce may
    -you cheat on chespin with chespin 2 and 3
    -you fell in love with chespin 7 but chespin 5 is jealous because likes you and chespin 9
    -Pokejungle controles hoenn now
    -Gyarados,starbits,heavvy,regi,raiker,mawile,yveltal’s minion are gym leaders
    -Natu,Xatu,Dija and Moving are elite four
    -Dae is the champion
    -I’m bored
    -why i still continue this?
    _Stop!!!
    -Ok,that’s all….

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  9. hoenn spoilers 2
    -May it’s pregnant with your child for 2nd time
    -As well it’s blaziken
    -you can poop now
    -there are two new type called food type and another type
    -vaniluxe,vanillish are now food type
    -bidoof is another type with goomy
    -Blaziken loses the baby
    -you get married mysteriously with a chespin
    -you divorce may
    -you cheat on chespin with chespin 2 and 3
    -you fell in love with chespin 7 but chespin 5 is jealous because likes you and chespin 9
    -Pokejungle controles hoenn now
    -Gyarados,starbits,heavvy,regi,raiker,mawile,yveltal’s minion are gym leaders
    -Natu,Xatu,Dija and Moving are elite four
    -Dae is the champion
    -I’m bored
    -oh tcmets is the sexy professor
    -why i still continue this?
    _Stop!!!
    -Ok,that’s all….

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  10. I thought you guys would like to know that I am *almost* done with World Star and just have World Flower and World Crown left to go in Super Mario 3D World! I’m so close yet soooo far to a five-star profile!

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    • i think only mods can feature a comment 🙁 I mean they could feature the most liked comment in the best section

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      • oh that’s you 😛
        anyways im resetting for a good ID in soul silver (because im going to hunt on it a lot)
        I just need to know which id’s are good b/c I tried looking for some info and couldn’t find anything ;-;
        (the id I have currently is 11125)

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  11. So my grandpa’s second cousin once removed’s niece’s best friend’s uncle’s daugher-in-law’s roommate’s fiancé’s co-worker’s son’s babysitter’s godfather’s great grandma’s daugher’s son works for Nintendo…

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  12. Imagining a egyptian region called ________
    Your rival is an clueless man who only remmebers the battling of pokemon
    later, he learns his apst as an ancient pharoah of Razo City later to be champion

    Stater Pokemon:
    Anubis like wolf pokemon water/ground
    Horus like firebird pokeon Fire/ Rock
    Sobek like crocodile pokemon Grass/ fairy

    LEgendariy trio
    Slipher the Sky Dragon like pokemon
    Obilisk the tormentor like pokemon
    Winged dragon of RA like pokemon

    Also return of hippowdon temple and mirage tower

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  13. @HeavyMetalLamb:disqus
    I started sr’ing for good Shiny hunting Id’s in my SS and just wanted some advice..
    I ended up settling for 17191, is that good..at all? 😛

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    • I personally think it is. It has 3 repetitive numbers! It’s a pyramid ID. Or if it ends with an “8” thats a great one as well. I actually thought of you last night by the way, I was considering starting my digital version of X and was going to SR for a shiny kalos starter.

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      • 😀 I feel special now!
        and thanks for the advice, I wasn’t quite sure b/c they weren’t right next to each other and it had a 9.. (I think the higher the number, the worse it is or something like that)
        Anyways I might SR for another starter on my digital Y version too 😛
        but not right now, I don’t wanna do 3 simultaneous SR hunts..
        (ps I found a shiny regirock yesterday, but I miscalculated how many moves it used and it ended up killing itself ;-;)

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  14. Got to dig out of here for class and excersise. Nice chatting with you all and great ideas!!! PEACE…not…not.

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  15. All of the HGSS pokeballs are amazing. Random I know.. but its just a shame how every other ball pales in comparison to how beautiful they are… Heavy, Love, Fast, Moon.. they’re so pretty on shiny Poke’s.

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  16. After I’m done with Exeggcute MM, I will E.V train and evolve all of my baby shinies. This is going to take a while. ;_;

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    • it’s impossible for me to hatch a 5iv shiny munchlax. It’s annoying cause then you have to let a poke hold an incense, and one with everstone 🙁 I couldn’t let one of the parents hold desiny knot cause then the munchlax’s would hatch 5iv with random natures lol…

      So I had to settle for a 3IV Shiny Munchlax 🙁 [since all babies hatch with 3 random 31 ivs]
      thankfully other babies can hatch 5iv without the use of holding items like Pichu, Igglybuff etc. I hate the ones like Bonsly, Munchlax 🙁

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  17. I’m only back about the Spingebill wikia.
    I have never, in my life, been more terrified of what people try to do on the internet.
    Like seriously, wtf.
    That is the grossest, stupidest, most fucked up thing you can do.

    Sorry sweetie, but you’re dun.

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  18. Its not just Spingebill, alot of other people are involved in this but what I don’t get is why is does it show Dicie name there?

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    • No it isn’t
      IT’s about a lower-class man’s struggle through the horrors of his work life and social life. He goes through everything we go through, but no one ever recognizes it because he’s just a lower- class man. He has no money, and tries to find happiness in his friends, while the truth is, his death is inevitable. He doesn’t have enough money to take care of his disease, and each day he edges closer to death. All the while, he learns that the real horror is ourselves. We become so obsessed with our outside-image, where it all should count on the inside, where trust is, where caring is, where happiness is. He then realizes that he doesn’t want to die. Even though he knows death approaches, he needs to show everyone what true happiness is. It doesn’t matter if he has no money, it all matters on the inside.

      jk es redonkulous

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  19. To all:
    I am of no connection or correlation to the “Spingebill” troll that appeared on Pokejungle. I have no idea who he is, until someone on Pokejungle (DarkVoidShedinja?) said that he was a troll. Please don’t make false accusations about me, because yes, I troll, but not in ways to hurt others’ feelings. We are all a family here, and I’d never do anything to hurt anyone good here, who gives me good back. Please stay away from saying those kinds of things. Much appreciated. 🙂

    Now, can someone tell me how the Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Remake prank went?

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    • The death toll was high. I remember when Lil sparky was a pup, He would alway swake me up early to play some r/s/e. Until today. When he found out that they were making remakes for them, he unleashed his true She-wolf that was hidden in his closet. Sparky isn’t the same any more. Now, he just watches as the death toll rises. And rises. Sparky knows that it was his job to get the newspaper, but instead he looked to the sun and said “Oh senpai… My conditioner is lowly.” He then looks back into the rising death toll. That is, until he found out it was a joke. He never spoke again. Through old age, I watched as lil sparky slowly rotted into a sour mean stuck-up shell of his former self. Until one day, he walked to my old Gba, stared my sapphire game in the eye, and then stared into the glimmering moonlight.The dark rays shined on his now old, glimmering grey fur. “Oh senpai… ” He whimpered. “I apologize.” He then jumped in front of a bus. Not any bus. A bus with an add for the remakes that had just been announced.

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  20. Checked the wiki, It seems to be only two people posting about PJN. I managed to get their IP addresses as well. One is from Brazil, the other is from Florida.

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  21. maaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    Chespiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    Hoennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    Boutiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiique
    Treeckoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Foodddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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  22. What’s your favorite Pokemon that has garbage stats? Mine’s Quilfish. One of my favorite Pokemon growing up.

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  23. Moving/Dae are probably going to sit by their computer and sigh deeply when they see these garbage comments scrolling through the moderation system XD

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  24. Just to keep conversation going: What’s your worst experience with a shiny? Mine was in Sapphire. I encountered a shiny Wingull in the grass behind the flower shop south of Rustboro city and I had to run because I ran out of pokeballs.

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  25. I’ve been given an opportunity to play the next game in the Pokemon franchise- Pokemon W. Apparently, it is the prequel to Pokemon X and Y, and it centers around a much larger and more inhabited Kalos. That is… before AZ’s weapon.

    I’ve been given the opportunity to play 30 minutes of the game so far, and I was impressed. The game’s mascot is an unnamed Pokemon that apparently assisted AZ in the Great Kalos War 3000 years prior to X and Y.

    The game takes place before the Kalos War, and also partially during it as well.

    I was able to make it up to Gym 1, and it was located in Quadcorne Town, as it was known prior to the war, and is now Aquacorde Town. It was a town divided into four main portions symbolizing each season of the year.

    And yes, Seasons make a return in Pokemon W.

    Pokemon W is its beta name, and may not be the name they ultimately decide to use.

    The first gym leader is named Xaled, a boy who specializes in the Grass-type. He has a very interesting looking gym. It is decorated with vines and flowers on the outside, and it has a puzzle where you hop over flowers and get teleported into different flower based rooms. The trainer levels range from 9 to 17. There are three trainers alongside Xaled in the gym.

    Trainer 1 is a Pokemon Ranger, an Aroma Lady and a Youngster.
    Pokemon Ranger Kara uses Shinx and Electrike, at levels 9 and 11.
    Aroma Lady Judith uses Pikachu and a new Pokemon, Kobalt, a Poison/Electric snake Pokemon, at levels 9. 10 and 12.
    Youngster Jason uses Tynamo, Mareep and new Pokemon Thryu, a Thundurus-looking Electric/Flying Pokemon at levels 10, 11 and 13.

    Finally, Gym Leader Xaled uses Heliolisk, Karthryu, the evolved form of Thryu and Elekid, at levels 13, 15 and 17. This was a difficult gym!

    That is all I was able to get up to. You start in Vaniville, Route 1 is much expanded, and the starters types remain Fire, Water and Grass.

    The professor is not Sycamore, and her name was Professor Spiraea.

    Other than that, I have no additional information to leak. I will be getting the chance to play an additional group of demos on April 19th, April 24th, May 2nd, May 20th, and June 5th. The announcement of the game will be around the date of June 11th, or July 2014’s CoroCoro. Other dates when I am able to beta test are unknown to me as of now.

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      • You are unable to play as AZ thus far.
        Team Flare may or may not be making an appearance in the game. I am uncertain of this due to the fact that I was unable to get into the game too far.

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    • Why does Xaled specialize in grass pokemon, have a grass decorated gym/puzzles, yet him and his trainers use all electric pokemon? -_-

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      • Forgive me.
        The gym is an Electric-type gym and the exterior is decorated with lights of yellow and grey color. There is also a statue of a Pokemon, an Electric/Fairy-type that has a big correlation to the game.
        The interior has you move around on beams of different sizes, and you have to time your maneuvers carefully. There are also times when the lights go on and off, so time your maneuvers properly there too.

        I was thinking of a different gym, please excuse me.

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  26. I thought that Serebii would have a PokeJungle themed layout to match this layout XD

    Pokebii sounds like “Poke a bee” which I will not do LOL!

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  27. I am a little confused. is the serebii thing april fools? or did I miss the april fools joke and the serebii thing is real? If its real, then I am really sad.

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  28. GUYS GUISSSSSE
    I DID IT! WORLDS 1-11 COMPLETED 5 TIMES EACH! 😀 😀 😀
    I got my five shiny profile stars already, but I’m still going to take on
    WORLD CROWN tomorrow 😀

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  29. I am expecting a Nintendo Direct on April 3rd. And I will stand by it, until it doesn’t happen and we have to wait until April 15th!

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      • i haven’t even played pokemon y in 3 weeks “aint nobody got time of that right now” , no its cell related, I’ve collected 151 pokemon on goggle maps but can’t seem to find mewtwo, do you know were to get him?

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    • I remember taking a screenshot of the Misdreavous line before they would be retyped to Ghost/Fairy. They weren’t, but I think I still have the pictures! XD

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  30. I’m listening to the Stardust Fields theme from Superstar Saga. I am SO FREAKING EXCITED to have access to my favorite childhood games on the Wii U!

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    • I wish I could have that same nostalgic feeling as you Xatu-san. I was introduced to the Mario and Luigi Series via Psygon’s desire to own Partners in Time.

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      • To be honest, I was so young by the time Partners in Time came out that I wasn’t even aware of its release and got it randomly at Costco. Same thing happened for Drill Dozer, it was on sale for 7 bucks at Target when I was about seven years old. If I never made the decision to buy it, I would be an entirely different person. The game is literally in my favorite 4 games of all time.

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        • Those being Luigi’s Mansion, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Yoshi’s Island, Drill Dozer and I guess Emerald as well!

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        • My bro begged our mom to buy him Partners in Time from Walmart one day. It’s funny. We knew nothing about it, but it was a Mario game, and he wanted it.

          He was quite young though. He must have been six years old since he’s about one year younger than you. Anyway, I played the game for him, and he watched. I enjoyed it! When he got older, he played it on his own, and ever since then, he’s been playing the sequels while I watch. LOL the tables have turned now. He’s the one that’s super good at them, but I enjoy watching him play them anyway.

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          • I sometimes wish I could have had a little brother to share my gaming achievements with…

            My sister walks by just as I display my five shiny profile stars for Super Mario 3D World and I tell her the significance, but it just doesn’t matter to her. XD

          • It’s ok Xatu. We all appreciate each other’s achievements. Your sis may not be much of a gamer. But you two must share some things in common at least. Right?

          • No…not really at all. I play video games all day, participate in the culture and know more about it than any 15-year-old should. I also have social anxiety so I VERY rarely have friends at our house. On the flip side, my sister is at dance classes all day, as girls do, and has friends over ALL the time, which does more than pissing me off.

          • I see. Well, sisters are usually like that, at least, that’s what I’ve heard. Must be because of the gender difference. As long as you two get along, even if a bit, well, things will be all good.

  31. There’s a reference to Luigi’s Mansion in Superstar Saga, I just remembered! And Luigi has the Poltergust 5000 in Smash now, that’s another reference.

    Oh yeah, I still need to make a pilgrimage to Gamestop to pre-order Smash Bros.

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  32. I’m calling it a night. See you all tomorrow everyone. Hopefully, with a new announcement! I enjoyed chatting with you all today! Sweet dreams!

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  33. let’s give the roselia line some love when you change the site back to a grass type themed ‘mon instead of celebi 😀

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  34. @Jordinite, Could yo make me an avatar using this picture?
    The wording should be DVS.
    Plz?
    (I posted this in an earlier article, but a new article immediately was made…)

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  35. I painted a ball and put it on top of 2 cups. I covered the cups with aluminum tape and The result was an April fools day Trophy! I gonna post picture now.

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  36. Happy late April Fools everyone ;D figured I’d share my prank here. Tweeted that I found Zygarde’s Mega Stone yesterday. Got loads of replies of people telling me to mega evolve it and take pictures, asking if it was real, etc. One guy even told me i could trust him and that if I sent him a direct message of the picture he promised he wouldn’t show anybody xD T’was fun. Anywho here’s the pic I edited:

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  37. Well, I was gonna just ev train a regular vullaby for my team and mm later, but its not worth training a new one up for it. So I’m just gonna ev train my team and then mm vullaby.

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  38. Hey guise, Pokenerd here ! 😀 I finally made an account!

    My leaving was an april fools prank. Pokenerd was an april fools prank. The Pokemon game announcement that Pokenerd posted was also a prank. I dun pranked you all like THREE Times.xD

    I wanted my leaving message to sound authentic cause what good is a non-believable prank? I did write a meaningful message though :3 I was glad to see that people were actually affected by my leaving. It shows that we, as a community actually care about each other. Other communities wouldn’t give a rats buttox.

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  39. What is the hardest video game challenge you’ve ever faced?

    If you don’t say beating World Crown-Crown five times, YOU’RE DAMN WRONGGGG

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  40. Smash had no new characters for the month of March, lets have hope for April. But this week’s updates were amazing!

    Question: If Sakurai reveals a new veteran character in April, who would you want remaining. For me: Captain Falcon…..smash doesn’t feel the same without his signature: “YES!” XD

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  41. A woman in the Azalea Town Pokémon Center mentions that before Poké Balls became standardized, everyone used hollowed-out Apricorns to capture Pokémon.

    If Z turns out to be a prequel that takes place 300-3000 years ago, this is how we’ll catch Pokemon XD. I really think the next game will be a prequel now, specially since stuff like Love Ball Hidden Ability Eevee can be traded to other people if it has the pentagon, whereas a Diancie can’t be traded. Both are technically illegal.

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  42. I got three 4IV Smeargle, HP, Defense, Special Defense, and Speed!
    FIRST THREE TO COMMENT GET ONE!

    And before anyone complains about it having only 4IVs, you shouldn’t use it offensively xD

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  43. The whole everybody leaving then coming back thing is getting old. If you are busy you are busy. There’s no need to be dramatic about everything. I haven’t been on in a month but it’s not a big deal nor did I make it one. There’s no reason to seek attention from a community that already cares about you and gives you attention. Appreciate the people there for you, don’t make them wish you were there for them.

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    • I was researching Female Meowstics to see if they’d work with my “All Out Offensive Team”
      If I had to name it I’d name it the evil cat that ruined my young childhood “Babycakes” a truly evil cat who hated me

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  44. So @Lionblaze:disqus is Archy? I thought that was a different guy who was being haunted by Linda’s friends and family

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  45. You guys can continue to tip. It was never confirmed that tipping doesn’t help find shinies, I was only saying that I haven’t tipped in a long time and still manage to find them. Junichi said he was going to tell us what tipping does and never bothered too.

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    • I’ve read stories where people tipped the Poet Guy in Kiloude, ran in to the safari and found a shiny on the 3rd poke in… but I haven’t tipped in a month or two and still have luck. At this point I just feel like we’ll never know lol.

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  46. I am literary siting on a stationary bike right now because my sister is using ALL the chairs in the house for a fort. XD

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  47. *Sigh* I really dunno what to do. I wanna MM, but I just made a new team, and I wanna battle. Should I play my X game so I can battle on that when I finish the game?

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  48. LOL my favorite shiny moment here was when chico goes…

    “TODAY! I Will find a shiny electrike”….

    literally 30 seconds later…

    “OMFGJRH eh3jrlwehrlhjrlok3wejr3lk SHINY ELECTRIKE!!!!…”

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    • I want to find and Blank my old Diamond so I can go on a Actual adventure
      I remember my Diamond adventure was kinda jaded
      but who to pick? Turtwig or Chimchar
      but the rest i can’t decide there’s just too many awesome Pokemon

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  49. The thing is, I’ve never been rewarded for MMing, at least not on purpose. I’ve never had an MM shiny. So I really have nothing to motivate me for this MM.

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  50. Hi, guys. Had to change my friend code, can you please add me again. Sorry for the inconvenience.
    New code: 1263-7625-5626

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      • Thank you.. 🙂 I’m just getting upset about everyone bugging me about going back to Archeops. It might not seem like a big deal to most, but when you are bugged constantly whenever someone finds out I’m Archy, they get upset and try to force me to change it back. You can call me Archeops, Archy, etc., but STOP with the whole change my name back deal.

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  51. With TheNintendoChip giving me the map files, i can now start scripting small things in town like signs and stuff.

    What should the saying be for the starting town?

    Contempo Town.

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  52. Anyone want to study my biology and transfer the information to my head? I have Porygon to breed. This is the second time I’ve tried, but none of my Dittos are good enough. Same with the Porygon…

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  53. So i had to do a syn essay in English today…
    It was about Locavores.. which i thought was Loca + vore, so i translated it into Crazy + vore…
    oh how i was wrong when i started reading the sources..

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  54. @TheNintendoChip:disqus
    I’m not sure where to connect Meteoris from .-. I know it’s supposed to connect to Route 1.

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  55. I tried World Crown again and officially gave up. I got close four times, but that’s about it. But I still have five shiny profile stars so I 100%ED SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD! 😀

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  56. Quick Comment before I go to class soon.

    Sableye should get TWO Megas

    Mega Sableye X:
    Type: Dark
    Ability:Protean
    Increased Stats: +50 Atk, +50 Sp. Atk
    Competitive Capabilities: All Out Attacker

    Mega Sableye Y:
    Type: Ghost
    Ability:Prankster
    Increased Stats: +50 Def, +50 Sp. Def
    Competitive Capabilities: Defensive Wall

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  57. I just thought of something guys!
    The title of this article is “Serebii Dumped Us”
    If we subtitute “us” for “Pokejungle” (because us refers to pokejungle) we get “Serebii Dumped Pokejungle”
    If we make an acronym of this, we get SDP
    Sdp usually refers to the Social Democratic Party (which became very widespread)
    There was a Russian Social Democratic Party
    The RSDP eventually split into the Bolsheviks and the Mensheviks
    The Bolsheviks won the Russian Civil War and dominated the Comintern
    The Comintern forced all socialist parties to “become” communist (The RSDP transformed into a Communist party)
    Conclusion: Pokejungle is Communist! :p

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  58. So, i just went to the spingebill wiki to see if they posted anything recently, after being banned. Um, it’s just ONE guy talking to himself, he’s posted quite a lot about Xatu, Dicie, he posted about Dae and Goomy. This guy might have some kind of mental illness.

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  59. Hey I’m back for about 10 mins! Because i finished my project(no i did not but i will finish it in the morin)!

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  60. So guys i really need some help. I’m behind on my team for riogionals and i need some extra help. Would someone care to EV train a few of my pokemon?

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  61. Good morning, afternoon, evening, ladies and gentlemen of Pokejungle.
    I have been given the chance to play a demo of the latest games in the Pokemon installment, known as Pokemon Ruby 2 and Sapphire 2, which as of now are beta names.

    The games take place 15 years after the events of Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, in a much more expanded Hoenn region. I’ve been given the chance to play only 2 hours of the game, and I was only able to beat Gym 1 because of the expanded content and so much to see. I cannot remember everything, but here is a glimpse of what I have to leak from that demo:

    I played Ruby 2, whose mascot was Mega Groudon. I was able to understand from the plot that Mega Evolutions have recently been discovered in Hoenn by Professor Birch, and now Team Aqua/Magma have taken control of Mega Evolution and are controlling every Mega Evolution in Hoenn to take down trainers.

    The starting town is not a town, nor a city. It is a village called Birch Village, dedicated to Professor Birch and his discovery of Mega Evolution (well, aside Sycamore). It is Professor Birch’s birthday, and you have just arrived back in Hoenn to greet Birch and see how he’s been holding up the years you’ve been away. Time passes and Team Aqua/Magma order a Mega Linoone/Mightyena to attack Professor Birch and take him away. Your mission is:
    1. Find Birch.
    2. Take down the Aqua Megas/Magma Megas, and destroy the Aqua Stone/Magma Stone.
    3. Conquer Hoenn!

    Your starters, Mudkip, Treeko and Torchic, are given to you by a much older May/Brendan. Your Pokedex and 10 Pokeballs are also given by them. Rollerskates are now optional, and running shoes are not given, but rollerskates are. They are customizable, as I was able to notice in Tarea City.

    Birch Village has the Birch Pokemon Lab, a Pokemon Center, three homes, one for the player, one for May/Brendan and one for a codename “EIXAM” or “EIHCRA,” which backwords spell Maxie or Archie. This is unknown as of what I’ve played, as far as connections to the plot.

    Birch Village can be exited one of two ways. Going North will take you to Route 1, and later another city seperated by ocean, or East, which will take you to Route 2 and Tarea City.

    Birch Village is located where Ever Grande City would be located on the map, except the water around it has been moved to the Northwest, by Fallarbor.

    The Hoenn map has tripled in expansion, from 16 to 48 total cities and towns. Some anime-exclusive areas may be accessible as well, as I studied the map a bit and noticed Oldale Ruins as a location.

    Pokemon Contests, Seasons, and the Day/Night cycle will happily be making a return.

    The first gym leader is located in Tarea City, and is a Poison-type Gym. The gym leader’s name is Sharac, and it is a male leader. His gym has the dominant colors of purple and black, and are decorated with all kinds of poison and gas effects, you could say. I loved how Nintendo paid attention on the details, because you are forced to wear a gas mask before entering. What a moment.

    The gym is one story, with 3 trainers and Sharac. The trainers used a lot of Koffing, Gulpin, Croagunk, and Gloom on their teams.

    The levels ranged from 9 to 21, which I thought was relatively high for the first gym. Maybe an expansion in max levels? This has not yet been determined yet.

    The gym leader’s Pokemon are Venipede, Roselia and Swalot, but I could not remember the exact levels. He awards the Venom Badge, allowing all Pokemon up to Level 30 to obey. He gives out the TM Throw of Bane, which honestly wiped out most of my team.

    After I had beat Sharac, the demo was over, and so was my time. I had an absolutely wonderful time playing, and I’m very happy to have shared this with you. Expect more information in July, because I was invited to play an extended demo then. Thank you all for reading, and be excited about the newest games in the franchise!

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  62. This Spingebill guy is a serious motherfucker.
    He needs to stop mentioning me in his shit. Xatu is my friend and closest Dedennyden, I would never do that to him and say those things.
    May he rot in hell.

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  63. 2014 has already gone through 2 fads

    -Flappy Bird
    -TwitchPlaysPokemon

    Really curious to see what else has 15 minutes of fame this year

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  64. LOLOLOLOL here’s some hilarious quotes:

    “We need Xatu so we can use his third eye to awaken ILLUMINATI Captain”
    Patrick: “XATU BROKE MY HEART NOW IM GONNA BREAK SOMETHING OF HIS!!!!!” (lolno buddy try again)

    Spingebill: Yes please deploy Squad 6 for the World of the Living Dicie” (omfg I’m dying typing this)

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    • Squad 6? xD and what have you done to break that poor guy’s heart ? You told him you loved him xD

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      • Yeah, but one guy is talking to himself and is the only one who posts about PJN. There was ONE other person, but that person has never trolled here and won’t be a problem.

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        • Look at the Photos when you get the chance, there are two users with real profiles who have contributed to the WEIRDEST wikis on the internet.

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          • Uhm…
            Pedrolucas1 and Matoroavak2006 are the real users.
            Interestingly, Matoro gave his real name and everything. He’s part of the Bionicle wiki…

            And most importantly, Pedrolucas is in fact the Spingebill we are looking for, the creator of the wiki!

          • Matorovak actually seems like a normal person. Pedrolucas is very likely the one we are seeking. He has two accounts made within a few days from each other

          • Look him up on Google as well, the entire first page is taken up by his wiki profiles. Weird stuff…

          • He’s an odd guy but it’s not him. Looking him up tells you that he’s from brazil. The one IP address that i encountered from Brazil was Pokemaniac’s cause it was his little brother posting on the site, he’s never trolled here. The IP address that i got PJ to ban was from Florida. It wouldn’t make sense.

          • Did you look up “Pedrolucas1”? Because those are all links to the same profile, with the blue diamond guy.
            And I thought I should point out, he’s on the Backyardigans Wiki XD

          • Yes i looked up Pedrolucas1 His deviantart says he’s from Brazil and has a spongebob icon another thing i found was “Full ratings, statistics and LolKing score for pedrolucAS1, a summoner on the Brazil region.” So, this Pedrolucas guy is from Brazil. No es him.

            and yeah i saw that, i laughed my butt off.

          • I don’t think those are the same Pedrolucas1’s, in my opinion. Can I get a link to that deviantart too?

          • Hmmm well, the only thing I can say is that there are many pedrolucas1 profiles on the internet, although that one does show Spongebob. We can figure this out in-depth later.

  65. I know I’m the only one here right now, but GUYS!
    There isn’t even a “Spingebill: Seeker of Darkness” creepypasta yet, I just checked!
    We can make it, using our own experiences with this and it could be amazing!
    I am aware of his possible mental condition but I can just feel the potential.

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  66. What’s up with this Spingebill guy? I saw that Wiki where he posted something about Dicie killing Xatu. It’s just weird.

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  67. There is a new song by Travie Mccoy featuring Brendon Urie. I love that song ._. Es stuck in my head.

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  68. Anyone ever seen the Sonic OVA? I enjoyed it more than I thought. And I didn’t even know the supporting characters!

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  69. So guys…9 AM tomorrow is SUPERSTAR SAGA MAYHEM! The eShop is probably going to die though. And I’m getting Metroid Fusion too. /yeah

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  70. I found a really obscure Super Paper Mario song through my YouTube journey and it’s super catchy. Who wants a listen? 😀

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  71. Well just punked a smartassed Noob on Showdown
    Took out his OP wannabe team
    Jiratchi
    Gliscor
    Scolipede
    Breloom
    Ninjask
    can’t remember the 6th *clap* Shuckle

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  72. Omegle says if we cannot find someone with the same interest, you’ll chat with a random stranger. I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS.xD

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  73. I love moving’s beard… I found a website with new and past pokemon center merchandise if anyone is interested. They have Bastiodon and Shieldon charms!

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  74. Favorite Pokemon Games: Black and White, Black 2 and White 2.
    Favorite Region: Unova.
    Least Favorite Pokemon Game: Gold and Silver, Heartgold and Soulsilver.
    Least Favorite Region: Johto.

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    • Whhhaaaat! How are heartgold and soulsilver your least favorite! Training and battling is a bi*ch because the levels are so low, but pokemon getting to follow you is so great. Trainer Joey needs to stop calling me about his stupid rattata though.. Plus there are 16 badges and 2 regions! That’s so awesome!

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  75. I’ve got to finish my HW. And sleep soon. It was nice chatting with you. I’m to have seen some of your faces, again if you partook in the True Faces Arc (when we used our real faces as our avatars).

    I’m hoping we do this again!!!

    Oh yeah…MEGA SPECIAL TOMORROW!!!!!!!

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  76. 9 hours 40 minutes until Superstar Saga is online! I’m waking up bright and early to hype it up, so I hope somebody will be here! 😀

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  77. Tmblweed….’
    C’mon Guys!!!
    I got class in 1 and a half hours!
    Why isn’t anyone here…
    Maybe I should try the cHat.

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  78. HOLY CRAP NEW MARIO KART 8 INFO NEW ITEMS
    Boomerangs
    Piranha Plant Pots
    a gravity spin attack
    and including a Rainbow Road 64 as a Retro Course!!!!
    Also they buffed Pikachu’s Down B Thunder but adding a Meteor Effect!

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    • Thank you kind Sir! I shall watch it…after my morning class and studying with a friend. :’)
      In other words, I’ll watch it around the afternoon.

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  79. I bid you all a good morning ladies and gentlemen. Off to class I go. Haven’t seen the special yet. I WILL WHEN I RETURN!!!! (late afternoon most likely)

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  80. So, I played all the way up to Beanbean Castle in Superstar Saga! The game looks absolutely STUNNING on the Wii U with its bright colors. You’re also given the option of pixel blending, scans of the original instruction booklet and Miiverse support!
    I’m going to play some Advance Wars later tonight as well to see what it’s all about.

    AND Mario Kart 8 has the N64 Rainbow Road, the entire game looks stunning.

    AND that’s it. The Wii U is looking up, ladies and gents!

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  81. When Pokémon Mega Evolve, their transformations reminded me from those of:

    1. Soul Resonance in Soul Eater
    2. Bankai from Bleach

    Just saying.

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    • It’s got too! Alan’s Charizard could have been it, but nooooo!!! They just had to have another Dragon Showdown between Mega Zard X and Garchomp!!! Oh, and show off Mega Blastoise’s Super Dragon Pulse!!!

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  82. since we’re all on the subject of Mega Evolution
    Where would you keep your keystone and how would your Pokemon wear its mega stone?

    I’d either use a Mega Hat (a explorers hat/cowboy hat) with the keystone in the hat’s band
    or a Mega Buckle a metal socket embedded in the belt buckle

    as for Garchomp (I didn’t like the necklace) I would use a Armor similar to Alan’s Charizard but bronzed

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  83. My ‘friend’ said i was crazy for talking to pokemon (because i pretending like Bagon was with me and i pretended like bagon said stuff like, bagon said cheese) then he went on rampage saying he killed my bagon and then he had a “pokemon battle” with me over text and he called me some inappropriate names, and the thing is i was even texting him he just was basically talking to himself and said some inappropriate stuff… we all know who the real crazy person is.

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  84. Holy Shit this episode was amazing.
    Siebold is pretty cool, and I don’t understand a word of japanese but i am pretty sure he said something about Mega Launcher. That Mega Blastoise was beast…

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  85. I love how we’re still in a Mega Mood! Anyway, my Mega Question for you all today, is:

    When preparing to Mega Evolve you’re pokémon, would you have your own catchphrase and battle stance?

    I would say “Let’s go…MEGAEVOLVE!!!!” and pull my right arm back and place my left arm down on my Keystone on my gauntlet.

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  86. To Excadrill when the battle is looking grim
    Excadrill, Your Drill Run is the Drill Run that WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!

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  87. ShinyNoivern i think i might call it off because whenever we hang on lbp he never really laughs at me or he never talks to me, I am jellicent of cousin because he always talks to him and laughs at what he says, It is very annoying because my cousin talks far away from the mic and when he talks he ALWAYS laughs even though I am sure he can’t hear him. I don’t think we are fit for each other anymore.

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  88. No!! Get out of my Head!…You may have invaded my mind and my body…But there’s one thing a Saiyan always keeps…his PRIDE!!!

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  89. Mawile didn’t appear for more than 2 seconds in the Special outside of the title sequence? That’s ok. We have Valarie’s Mawile to look forward too. :’)

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  90. Was it just me or at the end of the mega evolution act during the credits or something, i saw clemonnt and bonnie in the marine tube

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  91. i just realized,
    in b/w they forced you to catch reshiram or zekrom
    in b2/w2 they force to be unable to catch black or white kyurem

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  92. I needz Hoenn! Imagine Pokémon Emerald 2: 5 years in the future; The teams have rebuilt and are trying to get the legends again; The new Team Aero has realized the power of Rayquaza and are trying to capture that to rule nature overall. Now we need something about awakening the Regis to stop them.

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  93. If Rayquaza/Groudon/Kyogre get Mega’s in the remakes, I want their new abilities to be:

    -Rayquazanite – Flying/Dragon (instead of dragon/flying) with the ability Aerilate. That Extremespeed & Hyperbeam though!!!!

    -Groudonite – Ground with the ability Tough Claws or Solar Power cause of all his great physical moves and both are very fitting. lol.

    But I just can’t seem to think of an ability for Kyogrenite. How can it can come in with Drizzle and then benefit with a new ability? Maybe Torrent? It’s fitting? Or maybe someone can come up with one lol.

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  94. What was the point in making the Noivern line Flying/Dragon? To prove that Flying can be used as a Primary type? To just try something “new” because Dragon/Flying’s been done to death?

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    • I’ve always wondered this as well. Like did it make its flying stab do a little bit more or what? But either way its still unique & cool imo… It has to be a hint at something for future use.

      Like how in D/P we could walk with a cute pokemon in Amity square.. then in HGSS they perfected it and let us walk with a Pokemon. Then in B&W they had Meloetta be the first Poke to change forms during battle, then they perfected it in XY with mega evolutions which did the same thing. I think flying/dragon is a tester for something.

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  95. I had a great idea for how to kick off this year’s E3 for Nintendo.
    As the lights dim down, Hawaiian music plays and a picture of a beach wraps around the stadium-thing.
    Reggie, Miyamoto, and Iwata then walk out on stage, to great applause, wearing sunglasses, Hawaiian shirts and other crazy things.
    They introduce Nintendo to E3 2014, then say “You would probably like to know why we are dressed like this, here’s a trailer”
    Then Super Mario Sunshine HD trailer is shown! 😀

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  96. Heres a move idea:
    Warm Up
    Power: 60
    Accuracy: 95
    Has a 60% chance to raise attack
    Has a 60% chance to raise spatk
    Has a 60% chance to raise speed

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  97. Do all Fire Type Specialists in the anime have to be Hotheads? It’s kinda getting annoying. I hope Malva is calm and collective.

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  98. Soooooooo…….anyone see the new stuff for MK8?
    Boomerang Item and Piranha Plant Pot
    Also Toad’s Turnpike and N64 Rainbow Road!

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  99. @shinyxatu:disqus I ended up not watching GameXplain’s 16 MK8 track reveals. Even though I’m not getting the Wii U for quite some time. I realized that I’d still like to be surprised if I ever do get it.

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    • I thought so, I just wanted to provide you with the full gist of it 🙂 There should be plenty of individual videos coming up soon.

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  100. I am almost certain that there will be a Direct from April 13-15, and there will certainly be a newcomer announcement. But how about this theory?
    Golden Sun comes out on the 17th. Very close to that.
    Yoshi as well, on the 24th.
    Pick one. XD

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  101. Character I’d like to see? Swampert. XD Sadly, no. Pkmn Trainer should use Fennekin, Frogadier and Chesnaught.

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  102. After being like two weeks due. I finished my english project .-. What’s sad is that most of the class turned it in late. Some people turned it in yesterday.

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  103. Every time I type Chatango in the search bar, my results always show up as “ChatAboutJesus”. Sorry Jesus but, I wanna talk about other people.

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  104. Chico Time! With Mets the Bird and Chico the Human, the fun never ends, it’s Chico Time! Lesse… Princess Djjagum…. Ice King… (a.k.a. ????) etc.

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  105. So I’m off to play the best game of all time….drum roll please!….SUPER MARIO GALAXY! I will check back when i can!

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  106. Sad stori:
    Man and gurl go on date to fancee resteraunt
    Gurl sez “Wuts ur favorit region??”
    Boi sez ” Hoenn”
    Gurl’s panties hit da floor so hard they go all the way to china and kill 67 people
    I cri evri tim :,D

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  107. God, that took a long time… I just finished my FakeDex template, and put in the information and sugi-style art for my water starter. Name suggestions, please? Oh, and refresh.

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  108. The last episode of XY should be the Series Finale of Ash’s Pokémon Journey. Then move on to another character for good. XY has the PERFECT ingredients to finish the anime franchise’s dish!!! All it has to be done, is be cooked and served!!!

    Since when did I turn into Cilan (uggghhhh)!!!

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  109. Heeeeeeyyyyyyyy babies 🙂
    Saw the Mario Kart 8 news THE HYPE IS LEGIT
    and… I got accepted into the High School I most wanted to get into!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sooooo excited

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  110. can someone give me a list of the retro courses returning with the game they respectively came from for MK8

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      • snes: donutplains3
        gba: mario circuit
        n64: rainbow road, toad turnpike, royal raceway yoshi valley
        gcn: dry dry desert, sherbet land
        ds: cheep beach, tick clock,
        wii: moo meadows, grumble volcano,
        3ds: dk jungle, music park, piranha slide
        that makes 15 retro courses so there only one space left and if i could choose one it will be wii daisy circuit gcn wario colluseum gba bowser castle or broken pier or ds bowser castle

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  111. Well…
    Most of my friends got into the same High School as I did.
    Except my closest friend. Some of you may know him as 494sox on the Mt. Moon forums (especially those working on Jade Jungle), and he did not get in. I am very upset because of that.
    Departure and moving on is hard. Help me through it plz everyone.

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    • Will he at least be in the same area? And even if he isn’t, you’ll still be in touch with him right? I know departure and moving on is hard, but remember, it’s not the end of the world. You’ll still have each other and you two can still meet each other every so often. Chin up Dicie. Things will get better. you’ll see. 😉

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    • It was the opposite for me. Most of the people I went to Middle School with went to the rival school, and that excited me because I hated almost all of them. Now I have some pretty good friends in this high school…but I still don’t like many of them. I guess I could be considered the “kid who sits alone” although I don’t really.

      And as for you, Dicie, you will learn the same lesson I did. People you hold dear to your heart are the hardest to leave but the easiest to remember. Come to me if you need anything. 🙂

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      • Sorry for the late reply, but 494sox was rejected on all 3 of his choices for submissions. Not even the alternate pool 🙁

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  112. Is Luke here..? I still have your Smeargle! If someone sees SlipperySceptile, tell him I was looking for him! Thanks 😀 <3

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  113. All seems quiet in the gaming world now. Gameboy games are releasing slowly on the Wii U, occupying that system all the way until May 30th release of Mario Kart 8. From that point on, hype will intensify for E3, as Smash Bros. will be the only remaining game of interest to me. So for now, we (or at least I) will enjoy the Virtual Console games and…

    …wait.

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  114. Welllll….
    Since no one’s around…
    I’ve just gotta wait till lunch time….
    I f anyone is here, I’ll see you in 4 hours

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  115. YES SMASH BROS DIRECT NEXT WEEK APIRL 8th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  116. Almost 2 weeks into MMing for Mawile.. I want to give up. T.T starting to think the Japanese Mawile I have has got some bad juju haha

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  117. I’ll have you know that I stayed up until 1:30AM this morning for the Pic of the Day, only to be COMPLETELY shocked by the Smash Bros. Direct! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD- *hype intensifies* We’ll be getting more than one new character for sure.

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    • I wonder what they’ll show
      I kinda want them to give a small list of people returning to SSB4 as well as maybe three new Brawlers

      and if they jip us with stuff we already know…..

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      • They’re going out of the way for a whole Direct focusing on a single game (or games). If they had wanted to clarify known things, they would include that as a small segment in a normal Direct.

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          • I know right, hopefully the two school days will be quickly over. It sucks because it starts five minutes before I get out. So I’m going to have to stream it from my phone…or wait until it’s over when I get home and watch the whole thing.

          • I preferred it so much more at 6AM PT, because I could easily watch it before school. But seems that trend is over…

      • Yeah Light and Sound an Cosmic i’ve heard before
        Parts of me think Light will and won’t work since if it’s a contrast to dark type which translates to Evil in Japan not darkness
        Sound only goes so far
        as for Cosmic it feels like a space aged Psychic and Fairy
        Synthetic I dunno
        as for food…. not going to even touch that

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        • I know I saw it was closed and thought, “Moving must’ve REALLY been mad at us.” Then I refreshed and thought it didn’t work.

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          • Idk. Just cause we totally ignored his statement xD I mean, there’s only SO much you can say about one topic. Also, I would’ve liked an Hoenn Remake/Sequel. Ex: What the names will be; what game(s) they will remake; plot; etc prediction.

          • And besides, hoenn is a constant theme in the comments everywhere so theres not much more to say.

          • D: But, but… But why? You didn’t even get to the good part? The Team Magma/Aqua base and Sky Pillar?

          • Yep. I really dont even know much of the plot. I cant explain it. The plot seems to slow for me I guess. Or maybe too fast. I really cant tell why its boring for me. xD Again, why I want hoenn remakes. It wont be nostalgic, like for others, it’ll be a new experince. See ya! Dinner time!

          • Comments would suggest what you’re posting is your reaction to what I have posted. Half of the things that get posted just ends up as general chit-chat, which the chat or forums are for, not comments. It’s sort of difficult to explain why it’s annoying for staff. :/

          • No, I COMPLETELY understand, your reasoning is logical. But the chat just goes too fast and you don’t have the freedoms of Disqus, and there are some weird people there (not you).

          • Yeah, whereas this gives you the option to open the comment and you can see who they’re replying to.

          • Yeah scroll down 🙂 On chat it’s either “last 35, last 35, last 35, last 35, last 35, last 35, last 35, last 35” or not at all.

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