JungleTalk: Rumour Time!

Happy Pi day everyone! You may be wondering: “Why is there hardly any news on Pokéjungle?”. Well, the reason is clear. There is just no news we find worthwhile to post. Unlike other sites, we’re not a news site but a community blog. We strive to inject news with our opinions and experiences. There just isn’t anything substantial to comment on. Other websites try to gather every sliver of news they can find to give you the notion something’s going on. Hey, if you book tickets for a movie in Japan you got a Pokémon everyone already has, now everyone go buy those tickets. Also, it’s good to know Trozei is less than 50 megabyte to download! How much exactly? We don’t know but it’s less than 50 so your life should be complete by now! Now give us all those clicks, you thought this news was an act of charity?

We’re not doing that. The things we’d love to give you however, are rumours. Sadly, we are back in that dreadfully slow news period in between game release and game announcements. So we’re going to try something different today. Let’s make up our own rumours! Everyone posts their craziest or most credible take on the next Pokémon games in the comments and maybe even act as an inside source for other their rumours. After the actual games get announced, I will link back to this thread so we can see who was right and who made the most stupendous rumour!

Sounds like a plan? Get rumour-mongering already. Happy commenting! Also, those rumours of mine were totally fake as expected. They were my entry for this article sent back in time by my internet time machine. Seems the thing does its job well.

~Daedardus~

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1,362 thoughts on “JungleTalk: Rumour Time!”

  1. Alright Rumor time
    I predict that in Pokemon Z or ZX/ZY we’ll be able to
    No longer need a Pokemon to use Rock Smash, you’ll be able to punch through breakable boulders with your bare fists
    No longer need a Pokemon to know surf, you’ll paddle through the water making motor boat sounds brgbrgbrgglglglgllh!
    There will be a return of Headbutt trees, but you can Headbutt them yourself and only sustain tribial brain dablage!
    as for Fly, No longer need a Flying Pokemon, you’ll just flap your arms like a moron and lift off the ground
    Also a return of styling your Pokeballs with seals including more Phallic symbols
    For my final Prediction you’ll be able to fuse any of your Pokemon but not until you obtain the special Key Item [Duct Tape]

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  2. so i will probably leave soon. Me and Red Dragon are going shiny hunting this weekend! I’m trying for a turtwig and he’s going for a beldum.

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  3. Pokemon XY and YX
    Takes place in a AU where kalos was taken over by lysandre and now is head to east of kalos LosKa where it inhabited by 70 new pokemon
    Team flare is the team yet again
    Gen 2 starters gets mega
    20 of these pokemon are pre evo and evo
    There are megas for gen 5 pokemon
    Zygarde gets a form called the “Order Form” and is part of a second trio
    The legendarys are a wolf (Ice/Dark) and humanoid pokemon (Ghost/Poison)

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  4. A pokemon game for Wii U will arrive but will not be able to use the Gamepad, so Nintendo will use this excuse to release a new console which is a Wii U without the gamepad for $100 less………..

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  5. The 4 Beryl Gems of the same family

    -Morganite – also known as the pink emerald. All mega stones end with “ite” just like Morganite. Diancie

    -Heliodor – Carries the ray emanation of the sun. Greek for “Sun”. The stone is the same color as shiny Groudon.

    -Emerald – The green gem. Rayquaza of course.

    -Aquamarine – The blue gem. latin for “Water of the Sea”. Kyogre

    Seeing that since Gen 4, one of the main trio legends usually get a new form (possibly Mega for Zygarde).. but what if in the Emerald remake they give Mega Evolutions to Kyogre/Groudon/Rayquaza 0_0

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