JungleTalk: Rumour Time!

Happy Pi day everyone! You may be wondering: “Why is there hardly any news on Pokéjungle?”. Well, the reason is clear. There is just no news we find worthwhile to post. Unlike other sites, we’re not a news site but a community blog. We strive to inject news with our opinions and experiences. There just isn’t anything substantial to comment on. Other websites try to gather every sliver of news they can find to give you the notion something’s going on. Hey, if you book tickets for a movie in Japan you got a Pokémon everyone already has, now everyone go buy those tickets. Also, it’s good to know Trozei is less than 50 megabyte to download! How much exactly? We don’t know but it’s less than 50 so your life should be complete by now! Now give us all those clicks, you thought this news was an act of charity?

We’re not doing that. The things we’d love to give you however, are rumours. Sadly, we are back in that dreadfully slow news period in between game release and game announcements. So we’re going to try something different today. Let’s make up our own rumours! Everyone posts their craziest or most credible take on the next Pokémon games in the comments and maybe even act as an inside source for other their rumours. After the actual games get announced, I will link back to this thread so we can see who was right and who made the most stupendous rumour!

Sounds like a plan? Get rumour-mongering already. Happy commenting! Also, those rumours of mine were totally fake as expected. They were my entry for this article sent back in time by my internet time machine. Seems the thing does its job well.

~Daedardus~

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1,362 thoughts on “JungleTalk: Rumour Time!”

  1. Do you all think that there is still a possibility that we can have download-exclusive legendaries? There is something about those power plants and train station that makes me feel that there is still more content to be discovered that even hackers can’t acess.

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  2. My next masuda: Solosis 😀 I really love this guy interestingly enough.

    Man unova actually created great things, i still wonder why ALOT of people hated it

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  3. HMMMMMMM MY RUMOR IS

    East Kalos
    Gym Types (in order)
    Normal
    Ghost
    Psychic
    Ice
    Fairy
    Dragon
    Dark
    Bug
    E4
    Grass
    Fire or Flying
    Water
    Electric
    Champion mixed typing 😛
    2 rivals one boy one girl, boy is nerdy girl is tough but sweet
    umm undecided on the rest 😛

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    • I would love that! Also Fighting/Ghost, Electric/Dark, Bug/Ice, another Ghost/Bug, Grass/Fire, Electric/Fire (non-Rotom), Electric/Grass (non-Rotom), Ice/Steel, Ice/Fighting, Ice/Electric, Psychic/Bug, Dark/Bug, Dragon/Fairy, Fairy/Poison, Elemental Fairy-types (Ground, Electric, Fire, Grass, other than Cottonee line), Grass/Dragon, Rock/Poison, Fire/Poison, Steel/Poison, Steel/Dragon other than Dialga, Steel/Fire other than Heatran, and etc…

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          • Well, *SPOILER ALERT*, the opening sequence is you looking at a picture of your mom, the game makes you believe she’s dead, and there’s dialogue with your step-mom when she comes upstairs and sees you looking at the picture that furthers this belief. Later in the game you learn she’s actually the leader of the evil team.

          • PLOT TWIST: Your mom is the Champion and the leader of an evil organization, but she’ll be replaced with another Champion, which is Red and turns out your mom is just a step mom, and your real mom is a Frontier Brain. Yes, the Battle Frontier returns and you have 16 facilities to choose from, and the better you play, the harder it gets, but you get more BP for it. The difficulty streak resets when you lose a challenge, but you don’t lose any BP or awards given from winning consecutive battles. The Battle Subway is a part of the Battle Frontier now.

  4. you can be a robot
    3 v 3 multi battles
    u can access battle music from past games
    u can jump off cliffs
    u can climb over fences
    u can cut down trees yourself
    u can burn trees
    u can burn down houses
    u can run over people with your bike
    u can swim yourself
    your person looks up in confusion when they see a giant exclamation point over their head
    there will be an “i hate you” button
    there are no more repels only lawnmowers
    u can drive a car once you have been playing the game for 6 years

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  5. I think that MAYBE, just MAYBE, that in the next game, there will be these little creatures, at least some are little, and then we put them on balls and make them fight for us. (OF COURSE, all of this is just speculation. Take it with a grain of salt.)

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  6. The next titles are called Pokemon Alpha and Pokemon Omega.
    The evil team is called team Medias (Latin for Middle), they, depend on the version, wants to reset things to the beginning or end everything. They’ve captured the Alpha(Not Arceus) legendary or the End legendary when you got your 6th badge. You must stop them before they met their goal.
    New Pokemon:
    Fire horse starter
    Water platypus
    Grass dragon
    Ghost/Fairy genie
    Dragon/Fighting pseudo legendary Gargoyle
    Fairy/Fighting Minotaur
    Ice/Electric Wolf
    The main legendaries are Poison/Dragon vs Fairy/Grass
    The region is set in East Africa
    Main Professor is a guy.
    Your rival is a jerk.
    New features:
    The ability to TAKE HATS OFF.
    Take ingame screenshots at any time.
    More clothing articles.
    Secret bases.
    Finally: YOU CAN WALK WITH YOUR POKEMON.
    —
    I’m bored, and you asked.

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  7. The game takes place in the Mushroom Kingdom.
    You can play as Mario or Luigi.
    You get to run and jump your way through 8 different worlds, beating all the baddies, then defeating the final boss, Bowser, and rescuing the kidnapped Princess Peach.

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  8. I know the 7th generation of games are called!! Introducing Pokemon Circle and Pokemon Square!! The third game will be Pokemon Triangle, but Audino, it’s speculation for the third game’s name.

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