Please Stand By. You Broke The eShop (And Bank)

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Remember Pokémon Bank, the 3DS app that lets you transfer your old Pokémon to Pokémon X&Y? Well, it’s now released on the eShop! Wait, what’s that you say? The eShop is down? Pokémon Bank isn’t on the eShop? Ohh, I see now! Apparantly too many people bought a 3DS and Wii U as Christmas presents and the network went down from everyone wanting to download their system updates and digital games. Nintendo didn’t think the Wii U would actually sell, so I guess they took no preparations.

Luckily we’re all going to be paying $5 a year so we have reliable Bank servers, so Pokémon Bank should go live the moment the eShop goes back up, right? Nope. As the eShop servers went down, they took the online storage servers of Bank with them. Even if you had downloaded the game, it still wouldn’t work. So much for seperate, reliable servers. Just hope the $5 goes to development of RSE remakes instead of a new sportscar for each Gamefreak executive. Pokémon Bank has now got the tentative release date of To be determined which is not of much help. Still, I’d expect it in the next week or two, once the Christmas/New Year’s rush cools down.

Hope you all had a nice, exhausting Christmas, like I had! I also hope you don’t have to study like I do! I’m going to tackle Organic Chemistry for a while, see you soon. I also didn’t forget about PJM, an update will go live in the coming days.

~Daedardus~

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  7. ok ill start shinyy Zangoose giveaway
    Make a pokemon game
    Rule
    2 Versions
    A little plot
    How many pokemon
    New Features
    Best one wins

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      • Pokemon MidnightSun DaylightMoon, 135 new Pokemon, region based on Mexico, called Kasiko Region, the legendaries are based off of Quetzalcoatl and Xolotl. It brings back Pokemon following behind you, and now there are actual routes in the sky that you can access using Fly.

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    • Pokemon Gimme, and Pokemon Zangoose
      The plot would be about a noble trainer named willy410 who goes on a pokemon adventure after receiving a shiny zangoose from Mayor Skiddo. He then replaces all wars with flowers, and fills the world with song and love.
      Only one pokemon shiny zangoose.
      There would be a new feature where when a player beats the game they donate all their pokemon to willy410.
      Also a battle frontier cuz i like those.

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    • Pokemon Order and Chaos
      Team Theory try to take control of a legendary Pokemon responsible for natural Order or Chaos (depending on the game), in order to try and take control of the Pokemon world.
      99 New Pokemon
      New modes of transport. Skate Board, Ice Skates. Skiis/Snowboard (down a couple of mountains).

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    • Versions= Pokemon Turquoise + Pokemon Amethyst

      Plot= Elipse region is peacefully region. There is
      lot of new pokemon. This region has three jungles. This region enemy’s are Team
      Plant. They want to make a gas to revive the region legendary pokemon. This region
      pokemon are a giant grass-poison Venus flytrap and a giant grass-electric
      Iguana.

      The
      main character is the son/daughter of the champion who is their dad. A year after child born he disappeared. Nobody
      knew how he disappeared. After ten years, the protagonist will go in a pokemon
      journey with his starter. He battled 8 gym leaders to enter in Pokemon League.

      Before he/she went in the league he/she lost
      in a big jungle. Here Team Plant wanted to steal his pokemon. They want to make
      poisonous gas to revive a legendary pokemon (version exclusive). After he
      defeated the grunts he went to their boss. Their boss it’s character dad. The
      gas invaded their hidden house. The protagonist and his dad wanted to ran away
      but just only one can get out. The protagonist’s dad sacrificed for him. After
      this the protagonist went to the league. After he defeated elite four he faced
      the champion. The champion was his Brother. The protagonist defeated his
      brother and became the Elipse Region champion.

      Pokemon-100+
      New feature=Aftergame you can chose to go in any region
      A new type of pokemon-The gold pokemon(they are more rare than shinies)
      A new HM(Space fly)
      You can go in space

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    • Pokemon MidnightSun DaylightMoon, 135 new Pokemon, region based on Mexico, called Kasiko Region, the legendaries are based off of Quetzalcoatl and Xolotl. It brings back Pokemon following behind you, and now there are actual routes in the sky that you can access using Fly..

      Reply

    • Pokemon tempest and solar
      You back home to hoenn after 5 years and begin a new adventure. Team aqua and magma have been arrested and they are been shown on the tv when you move in after they have been chased, they escape and decide to use rayquaza as it is more powerful than kyogre and groudon and can control them so you stop them catch rayquaza and after you beat the elite four(rayquaza is lv 45) and beat the champion. The after game shows that max is using the meteorite from the volcano to summon deoxyes but you catch it and kyogre/ groudon is unlocked along with latias and ios roaming

      There’s going to be new Mega’s for swellow, swampert and sceptile
      Sceptile gets a better movepool
      New features is that you can do underwater treasure hunting and it requires a item called diving gear and a water pokemon

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    • Pokemon Alpha and Omega
      You, as any Pokemon trainer, start your adventure after the defeat of team Flare in a new region. However, as you continue your adventure, you encounter team Medius, an evil organization whose goal is unknown at the moment. After you defeat the sixth gym, the space around you shifted and every thing is not as you remember. There are no gym leader, no police, no Pokemon center. People are in poverty, and death and decay engulf the Earth. Only the rich, Team Medius, rule. You seem to be the only person that retained the memories. With the help of the local rebellion, you found out that Team Medius, using the power of Serebii and Dialga, had traveled back in time and changed history. Now, it’s up to you to stop them and restore order to the world. In Alpha, you explore the beginning of world and stop them in the past, in Omega, you explore the end of the world and stop them in the future. Medius is latin for middle.

      Yayy….~

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  8. I love the chansey’s in friend safari. Today one bestowed its lucky egg to my Pangoro, last night one bestowed Lucky Punch to my pangoro lol.

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  17. First person that can get me the dex entries for Castform, Glalie, Froslass, Rampardos, Cherrim

    will receive shiny mamoswine/shiny octillery

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  19. Giveaway over
    winner is
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    NATULOVER
    Ur shiny zangoose will come when bank coems out
    2nd place Chaos u get a shiny pidgey Bank comes out
    3rd place WIlly(just because he had me rolling)-Porygon

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