News is crawling by slower than a three-toed sloth. I guess you can’t really promote new games when you still want to sell the old ones :). Bring on the spin-offs in January, please.
Anyway, today’s about a major feature of Pokémon: connectivity. Even more than 15 years ago, Pokémon was designed to bring people together to let them trade and battle. Nowadays, with the internet having gained solid ground, staying connected is easier than ever. With the PSS in Pokémon XY, battling is as simple as pushing one button. This leads me to my question: how connected are you? How many friends have you got in your friends list. How many times do you battle and trade everyday? Do you talk a lot about your battles with your friends in online chat, or even at the playground? And who’s considered the best local battler of his friend group/family?
It’s hard to make up news, and we don’t have coverage that is coming to a close that actually gets delayed and trickled to pretend there’s still news, so if you have any ideas, hit us up in the comments. Maybe I should try to write my own Pokéology, seeing as we have no clue what Mechanos is up to. You can comment in the meantime below this article, but everyone who spams too much will be put on the ‘spamlist of shame’ for everyone to see. Happy commenting!
~Daedardus~
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(-__-) Super Training another Gligar… and now another Poisonous Pokemon needs Super Training…
Anyone seen Ziia today?
Why more gligars?
My original had Sand Veil, but now its Earthen’s time to use a Poison Heal Gliscor
Why another poisonus pokemomn?
Eh this one was on my list and yesterday Ziiachan gave me a present
Presnet?
Spelling is my bane
Well then its super effective!
Presnet, Pokemomn, are you spelling things wrong on purpose?
No, just typing quick. I’m sick and tired of having to retype a lot of tsuff (I spelled that one wrong on purpose.)
Yhea. I gte ya.
oyu ogt htat rirght.
poiuytrewqlkjhgfds
Sreppuy.
Pokkrmag.
Well, gotta get back to breeding skiddo!
GOOD LUCK! Hope you get a shiny!
I hope so too, but I’m IV breeding.
Shinies are always welcome, so secretly do both!
Ooh! *puts sign up that says shinys welcome*
last year it was all about breeding Natures, another generation and finally understand IVs
Same here, and I learned about natures like a month ago.
They should’ve made a male form of Aromatisse. This is like a cross dresser.
There are a lot of pokemon that need gender counterparts
Mrs. Mime and a male Jynx.
And a lot of pokemon who shouldn’t have gotten gender counterparts, like Gardevoir
I love Gallade!
I hate it. It doesn’t fit, it’s blades coming from the elbows makes it’s fighting style odd, and fandom wise, everyone pairs it with gardevoir so much it’s sad
Yeah. Seriously, Gardevoir can be male too!
Does anyone even like Aromatisse’s design?
I can tolerate it, i don’t understand why people hate it?
a Fairy/Flying flamingo or even a Fairy/Dark Plague doctor would have been cool
I see what you getting at with flamingo
But i thought the plague doctor idea was a FAR shot
It was cool, but i really think they would turn Spritzee to that.
I do. It’s just odd for a male. And I would’ve preferred a Fairy/Dark Plague doctor…
Do you guys want Pokemon Z to have a PWT?
YES.
You beat me to all caps.
ALL CAPS!
and along with Gym leaders, type specialists and champs
they should add
Elite four members
Rival Players
and people from Friend Codes
When you Mega Evolve, do you get the new ability right away or no?
Yup, right away
I am so confused then. I was battling and mega evolved my Banette. I used Will-o-Wisp, but I didn’t go first… the Tyranitar used Crunch first
That’s odd. I’m not sure why that would be. WOW doesn’t have negative priority, does it?
Nope. I made sure every move I have has priority, and it’s worked in the past. It must have been a weird glitch/mishap/whatever you want to call it
Possibly. feel bad 4 u if Banette went down
Banette went down. It was a Mega Tyranitar
oof, i know how hard those hit. I have one with power up punch. i feel so bad 4 u
Eh, it’s alright. I made a few bad moves and put myself in that situation to begin with
Do you think a Mega Marowak is a good idea?
Not a good idea. An AMAZING one. Marowak is so cool, but doesn’t get enough love
No. Mega rotom, mega tropius and mega jynx are good ideas. Also the kyurite. Just think about that.
jk its a great idea.
Dragonitenite
No mega rotom.
As soon as you mega evolve every thing changes.
Then I got a glitch or something. Oh well
holy crap Mega Marowak would be a bad idea
you’d need to hold Marowakite instead of a Thick Club
Depends on what the stat boosts were. Boosts to HP, ATK, and DEF, give it Adaptability or Skill Link (Bone Rush and Bonemerang) and it could be a beast
True true, i’d give some important limb/appendage/organ ect to give my Marowak skill link
Normal Marowak with Skill LInk and Thick Club… my goodness
Yup.
#huge power bitches
it it weren’t for parahacks
Datt parahax. GG, it would have been a tie if you had rough skin. rematch?
Sure!
Brb getting my charger
Aight, I’ll wait.
I should have ran meta against the aggron and greninja
Yeah. I would have got my rox up from the start, but i wasn’t sure if you had defog somehow, or rapid spin
Silly fool, defog?
Yeah, it removes ALL entry hazards on both sides, removes screens, leech seed. it;s so powerful.
I still team building so I need to make some changes
Mega Salamence needs to be done
I wish in the next pokemon game, they make the elite 4 gradually stronger, that is what made the elite 4 really hard in the first 4 gens.
Wurmple, what was ur FC again?
1934-1146-1784
registered you. hope you still use backwards pokes. i have a physical M. Gardevoir to work on. Pixilate Return tho
I stopped but i think i will start back!!! after seeing someone doing it
Challenge levels
easy
hard
Arceus
Easy
hard
Arceus
Goomy
GOOMY!
Gamefreak should make a region based off Russia it be the largest region ever seen in a pokemon game
Or china.
Hopefully it doesn’t have the same amount of new Pokemon as this game did.
Probably more than 200 new pokemon
Over 9000
Maybe not that much, but at least enough for each type to have seven to ten per.
I think they should make a region based off of South America. There would be a lot of awesome rainforest areas.
FRICKEN COLOMBIA
What about Canada
Ooh… The islands could be really cool… How would you represent Alaska, though?
You wouldn’t.
Death to Alaska!
I would say Alaska would be more based in Unova since its based on New York and
certain areas in the U.S
So would this region butt up against Unova?
most likely plus Unova has Seasons
Chile is the only country i think of becuase its the only place that snows in latin america
NO.
LATIN AMERICA HAS MORE PLACES THAN NORTH AMERICA, LEARN SOME RESPECT.
You live in Latin America, don’t you.
Ye
Bye guys gotta do sum thing i am not proud of… Clean my room
I don’t have a room
I have a landfill
What is this room you speak of?
That rank room that I claimed as my personal living space
Oh, THAT room.
smells like dirty laundry
Everyone always throwing garbage in my can (AND NEVER TAKES IT OUT)
and is kept to a lovely 35 degrees via windowfan in the winter
Yet i love it so Strange isn’t it!
Yes. Life works in mysterious ways. *Buddha face*
Every morning my eyeballs are frozen cold, just i consult a doctror?
What are these windows and floor you speak of?
Use the DNA splicers to refuse!
Duh Duh Tish…
Splice you and your mom’s DNA so she can feel your pain!
Does anyone, everyone or no one have the same idea as me? Poison Heal Gliscor w/ Toxic Orb.
ERRYONE HAS DAT! You don’t see Gliscor without it
Oops, I thought my idea was original.
It’s alright, i thought it was original too. it sucks that erryone uses it. but trick shuts it down if they don’t use protect
Everyone who has a Gliscor has this idea. Every. Single. One.
I just finished ST a Gligar
How about a game based around Space Australia? Or Space Mexico?
What does that even mean?
I think I referenced Team Four Star… I honestly forget.
Ookay…
ITS NO FAIR, Y U NO FLINCH
ITS NO USE ITS NO UUUUUSE
#DIGGERSBYTHO
Oh great… This, thing
#EXPLOUD LOUD
I HATE MEGA KANGHASKAN EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A TEAM BASED AROUND
Don’t even mega evolve. Just sweep. Really close. GG wyvern
This isn’t my usual team, I thought I might spice it up a bit, gchomp and greninja as well as doublade are usual members
I have 21 ev’d pokemon, so i normally use the six i most recently obtained
Ah, one more? I’m going to use my usual team this time
K, let me put a different team together
Oh please I have no soul MUAHAHAHA http://youtu.be/MH40LuAmHok
So how would I get shinies from this instacheck thing? What do you have to do?
Never used it, but i hear you put in the properties of your egg, and it gives you a number, which is a shiny value. find the trainer with that shiny value, and you have a 100% chance of hatching shinies.
Ah in see. Thanks. I don’t think i’ll use it though, it takes away the specialness of shinies imo
Yup. I agree wholly
I’ve been noticing people on the PSS have been saying “SV” then a collection of four numbers. Apparently it means Shiny Value and if you have the same as someone else, trading them your egg will result in an instant shiny. I, for one, think it’s too much abuse for a mechanic but then again it would make my Shiny Scyther search MUCH easier…
What you do for a Krabby Patty MUAHAHAHAHA http://youtu.be/Zu_50_K5JkI
I remember seeing that deleted scene from DVD set
Its too bad Nick doesn’t show them anymore
Look on youtube howtobasic how to make a krabby paddy, I’m afraid if children see this video hearts will be broken…
I’ve been a HowToBasic fan for a while
but he’s changed
HE’S INSANE!!! er more insane
I hate how to basic, he’s so ridiculous…
Oh my god, wyvern’s gonna sweep meh
Sandstorm team motherfucker
Paralyze your soul
Doesn’t bother me, got a aromatherapist
Why the Fairy?
GG my cleric is screwed
Lilah’s goin’ bat-shite crazy
now she’s chillin’
Hats just cruel
No it isn’t. Braviary put in work for murica
No sylveon
Yeah. I forgot you haven’t ME’d yet. GG man, GG
I sythesize with this team more, they get me through thick and thin
Gg
GG wyvern
So goomy? Lol
Oh yeah, Gooms. I thought about it. I just have a question. Do you have a destiny knot?
No. Can’t find it DX did you want me to breed it for you or something?
Destiny knot? That’s an item.
I meat the amura XD I know destiny knot is an item, I can’t find the item. I know all about Ivs and nature and ability breeding
Okay. If you could get me a Modest Amaura that isn’t the one you got from WT, I’ll give you Goomy.
With Ivs? It’s level one and it hasn’t been ev trained not only that but it’s Japanese *the name changes to English once you evolve it* you can also use it for Masada pokemon
atk,def, spdef and speed max
I don’t know if I have any pokemon in the same egg group with all of that :/
Iv’s don’t matter, just nature. And can you name is Bronty if it’s male, and Aurora if it;s a girl
lol ok I’ll breed it 😀
thanks, take ur time
It will be done in no time, all I need to do is breed it with a everstone
Not that I know of.
Oh he was taking about the goomy he is trading me XD
Did someone say Goomy?
Yeah, I have a 4IV Bold Gooey Goomy with Acid Armor, Iron Tail, Curse and COunter
I have a 3IV Gooey Absorb, Protect, Dragon Breath Goomy. It’s also female and Japanese, for breeding purposes.
That’s cool.
Yeah, i respect that. That was great.
alright I call next game, this I got to see
O_o http://youtu.be/l-Q8Vhk5Qjc
This is when people take things to far……http://youtu.be/MhqOVA0OlqU
@disqus_VO7GeCWAqC:disqus, your Gengar-To-Be is now a Haunter!
@voltsonic:disqus, why are you posting Spongebob videos? The Spamlist of Shame still exists, you know.
Your new avatar is awesome.xD
Thanks! got it from Jordinite!
Sorry couldn’t resist
Who should I Ev train next?Fletchling, Gible, or Pinsir?
fletchling
I know. I already have an Ev’d T.Flame, but it’s Flame Body, which I really like, i was just wondering. I also have an Absol i want to train, but with the decrease crits got in gen 6, super luck Absol isn’t the best anymore
Well if you already have Talonflame, go for Pinsir
Alright, thanks Noivern!
I said that 4 minutes ago!
Srry, thanks Gooms
Yw, be sure to thank GoomyForever too, he also suggested Pinsir :3
Pinsir. I’d go for all Attack, but that’s just me.