Want to have your own article featured in Pokéjungle Magazine and win a printed copy? Now’s your chance! We’re doing a contest a few months in advance so everyone has the time to write their articles and we have time to rate them all. How does this work? Well…
General Info
The contest consists of two rounds. Everyone can enter in the first round. We’ll then evaluate everyone and will send back mails to those who passed into the second round. After the second round one winner will be chosen and announced in advance of the magazine’s publication. His/her article will remain a ‘secret’ to the rest however. He’ll then have to manually mail (the paper kind) a letter we’ll send him/her granting us permission to publish the article. Stamps will be reimbursed from the ‘PJM Fund’. The winner will receive a printed copy of the magazine mailed to him by normal postage as a compensation!
Requirements
There are no hard requirements except for having a knack at good and creative writing. Your English doesn’t need to be perfect, as we’ll edit out the kinks together if you happen to win. A sense for punctuation and logically sounding sentences are a plus though. There are no age requirements, you can live anywhere you want and you don’t even need to own XY!
Round One
In round one you will have to write a short bio introducing yourself and a not-too-long article (more than five sentences but less than a full page) about anything you want as long as it is Pokémon related. Be sure to provide us with your Disqus name and an email which we can use to get back to you. Your real name and other personal details are not necessary (although keep in mind that when you win we need your home address to send the magazine to).
Round Two
Round Two details will be sent to you once you pass round one, but it’ll mainly consist of writing a two-page article you want to see featured in the magazine. I’ll have more to share once we near December.
I’m in! What do I have to do?
Just email your bio and article to [email protected] with the subject “PJM February 2014 Submission #Nickname”. You have until November 24th to submit articles, which is quite enough time so take your time in writing! Expect a post on the contest the 25th and I’ll regularly remind everyone of the contest in my new posts.
As a bonus, check out the new logo!We also decided to just stick with PJM instead of PJNM, dropping the ‘Network’ from both logo and name. If you’ve got any questions you can always shoot them in the comments or use my new fancy email I put up above! See you 🙂










how horrifying would a mega mawile be if shuckle used power trick then used power split on mega mawile?
radical, dude
If shuckle can stand for that long.
good point…
I love shuckle tho
It’s a tough little tube turtle
Power Trick switches the defense and attack stats.
Mega Defense switched for poop-crap defense.
If I could have one pokemon…
Hmmm if I had to choose one Pokemon to enter a Tournament, it’d be either Rhyperior or Excadrill
*Uses scald*
*feels the burn*
Drill Run Countersheild!
Water Shuriken!
Intercept it with Metal Claw!
PRIORITY B*TCH
Excadrill Time for the “Aerial Drill Claw”!
O_O
Excadrill Flies forward with Aerial Ace while it’s outstretched Claws are inveloped with Metal Claw and Spins into Drill Run
A Iron Tipped heat seeking Drill Run!
SOLAR. FREAKIN. BEAM. plus focus sash
OH GOD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLKqxxDqv8A
OH YES
Psychic for both of you!
Xatu…. Xatuuuu….
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UvEgxpDcvM
This would be better if I just beat you…
In all seriousness, battle?
Rock Slide LETS GO!
Water Shuriken = Greninja = Water/Dark
I will always love my little slurpuff, once its done murdering every last pokemon as they helplessly try to whack at it with no luck at all, its creamy cottony filling makes sure that it will always take any hit no matter how devastating, and with its calm focus of mind and luminous diet, no special attack will make a dent in it, and with but a kiss, every pokemon will fall to its power, mercy is the only thing they can hope for at the hands of this ruthless, unforgiving, beast. I named him Squishy :3
HE LOOKS SO SQUISHY
especially as it gets dragon tailed back to the party, or roared into submission, or blown away back to its pokeball via whirlwind, nr even forcefully circle thrown there
I love Lanturn :3
Everyone loves lanturn
Except Game Freak…
Gamefreak be ruuude
Gamefreak, gives 2 megas to a uber pokemon, and no love for lanturn
Mega Lanturn… O.O
This
As a Litwick and Chandelure fan, I feel completely justified in saying http://img.pandawhale.com/post-8255-OH-HELL-TO-THE-NO-gifs-veiL.gif
Edit: Wait, LANTURN, For some stupid reason, I though you were saying Lampent XD
XD
I hate lanturn-parafusion
>:)
If you could have one poke on in real life, what would it be? For me, it would be between chespin pikachu or gulpin. Many of you know why I would choose gulpin.
Lanturn
Luv me sum lanturn
Do you have enough badges to train it?
If my 1000 year old boy-scout badges count, still no.
Milotic4Ever
Would you say use “milotic4ever”?
Garchomp, because with a garchomp i can dominate the world
*Uses Ice Beam*
darn
Iron tail
It’s not very effective against milotic…
Btw, do you still want that shiny gulpin? I can trade it to you tomorrow if you like
Okay!
HE IS MY SQUISHY AND WE WILL FUCK EVERYONE’S SHIT
beware the squishy!
Sorry ShinyXatu, couldn’t resist. XD Sorry if you don’t get the reference…
Good game sir, good game! I might’ve made a few mistakes here and there! XD
Good game Fabian 🙂 but I gotta go now
Alright, see ya! 😀
No fabian, don’t leave!
Oh, I’m not leaving, he is. XD
No sceptile, don’t leave!
LD
To this moment, I still have no idea how the f*ck I misspelled “XD” yesterday in the first place. The X and the L are nowhere near each other!..
Maybe you forgot the “S” in between
SLD? lol
XD
Ladies and Gentlemen I now have a Adamant Super Trained Garchomp!
*gulp*
Together, our unbreakable Bond will unlock true Power!
Activate Mega Ring!
MEGA GULPIN http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/f/f4/Giant_Gulpin.png/200px-Giant_Gulpin.png
I have an army of Earth Pokemon
We have a gulpin
hmm it seems we’re at a impasse
Mega Gengar used Destiny Bond
Garchomp sit!
*Sits cross legged and waits*
-_-
MEGA GULPIN DEMOLISHES GENGAR’S DESTINY BOND! MEGA GULPIN USED DEATH! THE POKEMON WORLD FAINTED!
*gulpin*
Sandstorm plus SAND FORCE! equals…
Gulpin not giving a sh*t. Gulpin used “rude”! Earthen warrior’s team thought about their actions!
I’ll bury it alive…
After it dies of natural causes!
while slurpuff is busy dominating the universe
there should be a movie that is just slurpuff and gulpin where they have to overthrow the evil government ran by taking down the goomy empire
I would pay to see that. Actual Pokédollars. The Goomy cult would burn down the theater though.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS!
Marketing: Gulpin and slurpuff stress balls!
There’s no goomy stress balls yet. This surprises me.
Costarring honedge as the goomy empire’s royal guard?
better yet, aegislash so its more detestable as a character
No, doublade at least. Or else you need to make gulpin a swalot.
*dies*
Slurpuff, Kill
that little creampuff
ITS……MERINGUE!!!!
Either way it looks delicious
I KNOW!!!!
wait you aren’t gunna mega evolve it, are you? I feel garchomp got the short end of the stick with mega evolution…
Finally, someone else who agrees
garchomp loses it most important stat and would much rather hold focus sash or something… berry that weakens attacks… anything but garchompite! I mean, im prettu sure its power would be better after a swords dance than after mega evolution!
Bah My Garchomp has a warrior’s heart
He’ll fight to the end
But I would never risk it’s life
did you read what I wrote down the page?
What’s a good nature for a Medicham? I wanna make one so I can use it for competitive play, that thing is SO powerful! 😀
Adamant
How about EV’s? 🙂
definitely max out atk. don’t put anything into sp atk. (obv) and then the rest is up to you
Maybe Speed? Oh Goomy, I can already imagine the power! *O*
2nd highest base attack next to mega mawile, without the worry of getting your attack halved if your opponent uses skill swap, gastro acid, or eventually mummy
What do you mean “without the worry”? Does Pure Power activate at the beginning of battle? #lolsorrynoobhere
huge power halves the attack of the pokemon with the ability if its swapped or nullified
But Medicham gets “Pure” Power. Is it the same thing?
pretty much except without huge power’s halving your attack
Oh, I see what you mean. So technically, Pure Power would be better than Huge Power in that it doesn’t get halved when something uses Skill Swap on it. Smart. 😀
No, Huge Power doubles attack until switched, Pure Power just boosts physical moves.
“The Pokémon’s attack power is doubled in battle while having this ability.” Straight from Serebii. 😛
Oh, umm…
SEREBII WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME EARLIER!
I’d suggest Lonely or Hasty
I have a question. and this time it involves pokemon. ok, if hawlucha uses a focus sash, does that trigger unburden?
No because focus sash isn’t one-use
it says “the item is then consumed” so I kinda figured it did. I guess hawluchas diet consists of fabric
XD
Guys add me! 1977-0296-4997 drop your friends codes below please. I play Pokemon X.
Add me too! 0645-6373-8564
I am proud of my Dedenne. Super Trained (max stats), and Max Affection!
Can i hug it?
You can “shock” it 😉
I’m a ground type
So? XD
I added your code a few days ago can you please add me since theres no one else with phanpy in their safari. my code is 5198-2479-3654.
Stunfisk could shock it
You may Nuzzle up with it.
I’d imagine you must be proud…
…
…
Until the jerk known as Senoel comes in and brags about his max affection Super-trained Goodra, Clawitzer, and Chimecho…
…
Wow… talking about myself in the third person, a new low.
Good fer you, good fer you. Do they all have all medals on Super Training, the initial 18 games and then the 12 secret ones (ending at the battle of the best or something for Version X/Y)?
FIne… keep your pride… it’s over rated anyway…
JK XD Nice to know I got my comeuppance.
When you touch froslass’s ice horns at the top of its head in pokemon amie, it freezes your hand!
Like Goodra’s slime?
Goodra’s slime freezes your hand?
…
…
XD
well, your hand is sticky afterwords.
Eww eww eww. Don’t give everyone that image Senoel!
after WHAT exactly?!
Yes, after what?
I wanna hug my Goodra
You’re speed would go down though.
Only if it has it’s hidden ability!
I’m already slow…
Both physically and technically mentally
that came out wrong…
who doesn’t
So, what if Mega Mewtwo X used Skill Swap on Mega Mawile? >:3
It could break the universe if it pleased…
Hell would break loose!
Yveltal?
I mean what is the Pokemon Equivalent to Satan
I thought it was Giratina?
Nah, Giratina is Cthulu.
It’s kinda the ruler of the reverse world… just wanting to live in peace beyond space and time..
Vivillion. #666
The devil comes in a variety of forms. So does vivillion.
HMMM
well thats true
giratina
Giratina just wants to keep it’s home safe from outsiders
It represents Anti-matter in the Creation Trio
but if you notice each gen after 1 is based of a religion. gen 4 represents Christianity, with arceus creating the world and everything in it, soon banishing one of his beloved creations to the Distortion world, much like god sent his most beloved and beautiful angel, Satan, to hell for his tendencies.
absolute terror
THAT SHOULD BE A THING IN COMPETITIVE!
do it. I dare you.
Attack would be halved on Mewtwo, why?
No. Attack would be halved on Mega Mawile, then Mewtwo would get Huge Power.
But wouldn’t Mewtwo’s attack be halved then too?
Hold on… *checks Serebii*
… Seriously I want to know, otherwise you just cripple both pokemon.
Look above… 😛
“The power of the Pokémon’s attacks is doubled; the effect is halved if the ability is changed (Skill Swap).”
Never mind, I totally misread that… XD
Your logic is flawed! *Refresh*
Edit: Derp on grammer
Yo’ur*
Your logic is rude *snaps fingers in a Z formation* *throws in a couple of hip rotations*
fixed
There’s my favorite writer!
Yay! What did you think of my article/essay?
It was byootiful
And?
2 kool
4 skool.
And?
Inspiring!
I cried every time
radical
Wonderful and stunning, although I wish the demo was in there somewhere too (writer’s hint: the smaller the font, the more room you have, trust me, in my classes, when we are asked to write a paragraph, that trick ALWAYS gets me a passing score, which is obviously an A).
*font SIZE specifically
What’s the demo?
I am the Pokémon Warrior. My journey has been going on for at least fifteen years now, since the dawn of my fifth birthday when I received that fateful Charmander from Professor Oak. I have travelled across many lands, searching far and wide for these mysterious creatures called Pokémon. I have been to many far and strange lands ranging from the Kanto region to Orre, and many others, but I have now arrived in Kalos. As I start my journey anew once again, I hold tightly to myself the memories that my dear pokéfriends have gone through with me throughout all my journeys. Now, I have begun to settle down and rest in the middle of a great jungle with many different and new allies that I have now found. I now stand up to catch’em all once and for all, finally so that my journey can end and I may rest.
ok, I just learned that focus sash does indeed trigger undburden. so, I have an idea to make hawlucha useful… which rules, he’s on of my favorites this gen
Next to diancie?
wait what? no not diancie! of those 3 I personally like volcanion the bet anyways haha. that’s weird because im actually less in favor of fire types…
so NOT diancie?
A Hawlucha straightup murdered my Pangoro with a Flying Press
swords dance, hopefully he has 1 IV in both defenses (hell a nature to increase atk and decrease def r sp.def would probably be better) andand 1 IV in HP so that focus sash will trigger and if not, hes pretty speedy anyways so against slower pokemon it still is sorta a win. if they set up he can encore. swords dance on switch…. im liking this so far! does he learn mach punch though? even if you are fast, priority is important
blah blah words
That Flying Press hurt every aspect that is My Pangoro
Dark>Fighting Fighting>Flying
DESTRUCTION!… CARNAGE AND DESPAIR!!!!! (points if some gets the reference 😉 )
doy Devil may cry 3
Foolishness Dante, foolishness.
haha I loved everyone of those games. except 2. dear god. also scissor man from 1. he was harder than any enemy and any boss through the whole series.
2 can go rot.
too obvious? love that game btw. and yes, hawlucha beats pangoro. he rules.
One of my favorites! I love that game!
I really want to know how moving does the logos.
So I have a theory for the huge amount of shinies appearing in Friend Safari. I think the shiny encounter rate maybe influenced by how “Stylish” you are. Like the more stylish you are, the more likely you’ll find a shiny. Tipping helps your style i believe and Heavymetallamb is getting really lucky with all these shinies and they tip 1000s all the time. Plausible?
Makes sense I guess.
so karma is a thing in the pokemon universe?
Seems like it
I TIP SO MANY TIMES SOMETIMES IN THE BATTLE CHATUE I ASK MORE QUESTIONS SO I CAN TIP BECAUSE I’M NICE LIKE THAT AND SO FAR I HAVE FOUND NO SHINIES IN THE FRIEND SAFARI AHH
I should do that! BRILLIANT
I no im such a genius:)
How high are the chances of finding a bad egg in wonder trade because i loved wonder trading and now I can’t because of the mean people trading their hacked pokemon.
holy Ja’nazz’bub! ™ your right!
I hate them bad eggs and I almost lost everything because of them
That’s what I’m scared of, i don’t want to lose my saved file.
I trounced flawed logic and then I said you’re instead of your… *Refresh for image*
DAMN IT GIF Y U NO WORK?
Maybe the gif doesn’t like your tone
And to this GIF, who doesn’t want to work…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo
Since GIF doesn’t want to work (lazy bum) here’s a video of what should be happening!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGg9M2ZXx-c
The music is very fitting
What happens if I make both Pokemon hold a Destiny Knot?
Mommy I’m scared
Seriously though, can some of both the Pokemon’s IV’s pass down? Or is it just one Pokemon that has to hold it?
When two people in the pokemon world get married, they should say they tied the destiny knot!
LOL, yes! XD
To answer your question, I have no idea. Try it though.
if its anything like the power items, then one will activate at random… bt its not a power item, so I cant say. I know you can force one stat with a power item, which also passes 2 other stats from the parents, and have the other parent hold destiny knot to pass down 5 more stats. doesn’t help with nature though
Wait, I can use Power Items to pass down EV’s? #againsorrynoobhere
yes, it garantees the corresponding stat from the parent holding it, along with 2 stats from either parent chosen at random. it can be very handy, but you can only use 1 power item while breeding.
What do you mean by “corresponding stat”? As in the Pokemon’s highest stat?
the power itmes boost EVs when training for a specific stat. itll pass the iv of that stat from the parent when breeding. Anklet (speed) Band (Sp.DEF) Belt (DEF) Bracer (ATK) Lens (Sp.ATK) Weight (HP)
Awesome, thank you for specifying! I shall try it right now!
By the way, couldn’t help laughing at how you for got the “p” on “pass”… XD
…yeah I edited that as quickly as possible didn’t wanna get banned or anything haha
LOL!
By the way, can I make a Ditto hold a Power Item? Preferably a Power Bracer. My Meditite has IV’s in Defense and Special Defense, and the Ditto has IV’s in Attack.
yeah. but the destiny knot has a higher chance of passing the stats you need. you can have ditto hold the bracer and meditate hold destiny knot, and have luck decide the nature
That’s what I’m doing, wish me luck! 😀
What is up with people disconnecting when they know they’ve lost the battle!!! Have some decency and finish what you damn started!! The world won’t end just because you lost ONE match, come on! End rant…
Dr. Dedenne thinks this is a case of Ragequit-itis.
And troll-pox
If someone does that their punishment should be to have this appear on their screen. And they won’t be allowed to turn it off http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hpve8oyt1rr4dzk.gif
I’m scared to open the link…
just did, you should be
Screamer?
DON’T TELL HIM
WOW! I feel like a little p*ssy! XD
LoL, your Archeops is disappointed in you
I don’t have one… XD
The one I have is
Refresh the page if you can’t see the mega chandelure fan art picture I posted beneath it
I don’t see it 😛
the harbringer of all mediocrity
Did you see it?
Not yet, not going to XD
XD it was too much for me to handle, hand to close the tab before it scarred me for life
It would be a horrible punishment tho
It’s even worse than your worst nightmare
Refresh the page, I posted some mega chandelure fan art under it if you can’t see
I did, I don’t see it.
Did you see the real picture, though?
DON’T FOOL ME SIR! .-.
speaking of rage quit, I remember back when I first started battling in the diamond and pearl era with my first team, a mono normal team. I made a guy rage quit because spinda owned him.
I gotta see this Spinda of yours in action when December comes
nope spinda didn’t make the cut again this gen. but he had a thick club marowak, he tried to, for some reason make it use 3 swords dance, and in the mean time, I got off teeter dance, attract, AND body slam paralyze. I proceeded to sucker punch, and he killed himself in one shot from confusion. he rage quitted after a similar situation happened twice more.
Wow, impressive combo of moves.
I WANT TO KICK ASS WITH SPINDA :d
Spinda triple battles!
Wailord Triple Battles!
Oh Goomy, the slow-down….
off topicness ahoy, just got done watching steven universe, 4 words, PRETTIEST FUCKING SHOW EVER
What’s it about?
It’s like a mixture of real life but with a fantasy threat against humanity
Takes place in a coastal town called Beach City, Steven is a part of the crystal gems, a group of super beings who are all female except for steven, they are the heroes of the universe , the three crystal gems, garnet, amethyst, and pearl look after steven and help him try to master his gem’s power. Garnet is a calm, cool and collected motherlike character. Pearl is very serious and doesn’t like childishness but won’t let it get in the way of taking care of steven. Amethyst is an easy-going party girl who likes to eat food, she likes to hang out with steven. steven is a very energetic and innocent kid, he aspires to become a true gem like the others, he also enjoys music a lot
well that’s a summery in a nutshell
I thought it was pretty cool but its sad how Steven’s Mother basically sacrificed her physical form to give birth to steven
The only anime I ever watched was saylor moon, and that was only because Jupiter was beautiful.
That Amethyst is my kinda gal! <3
Wishin Jupiter was real. She got dat figure tho
She gots perdy eyes =B
May and Jupiter= first crushes
yes she was. I loved Jupiter.
I would fast forwards to the parts that she showed up in.
I have a favorite female from like… every anime. dozens from pokemon. may, Candice and diantha are my all time favorites.
May and Jupiter= first crushes
My inner fangirl screamed during the Light cannon blast!
I like it
I’m recording it.
Hey guys add my friend code!! 3282-1962-3875
1736-1123-1535. XD
LoL, just realized your name’s reference
4957-3487-9166
Oh yeah. Princess Diaries.
Took me a while to figure it out. It somehow it surprised me it’s the same author as the Mediator series
lol your like the first person to get it!
Oh, I thought he was being well, you know… I DIDN’T CATCH THE REFERENCE!
Wasn’t, but will definitely use that trick next time
Added you
Add me? I added you.
FC: 4511-1397-3608
Is Jolly Meditite good? Just hatched my first one.
jolly works for an amazing endure salac set. it has pure power, right?
Yes :3
max
evs in atk and spe, salac berry. fake out endure reversal ice punch. unless you were going for mega medicham then I have no clue.
Yeah, I was XD
I’ll figure something out. 🙂
I’ve completed about half of my entry so far for the contest. I’ll finish the rest tomorrow and do some revisions the days afterwards. 🙂
Anyone wanna have a Battle?