Pokémon Crystal, first released in English in 2001, is now available on the Nintendo 3DS eShop in some regions and will continue to roll out globally as January 26th arrives in different countries.
For the first time ever English speakers will be able to access the special GS Ball mini-event which ends with the player encountering a level 30 Celebi in Ilex Forest. Whether or not you’re motivated by Celebi or pure nostalgia, the game retails for $9.99. Don’t forget that this landmark game was the first to introduce players to a choice of gender when starting the game, animated sprites when entering a battle and was the first game to add the challenging Battle Tower gauntlet.
We have some QUESTIONS for our readers who are planning to play which you can answer in the comments below:
- What Pokémon are you thinking of using?
- Do you think your play-through will differ from when you originally played the game?
- What is your favorite animated Pokémon sprite in Crystal?
Good luck trainers!










Today is actual shitt
story of my life i still haven’t found that damn Shiny Rolaroggen
So since my SOS chain is making me loopy in the lobes i want a little survey
What do you bozos do when Shiny Hunting? do you watch a movie or listen to music (if so what kind), fiddle with something or just slowly go insane?
I just don’t do it ey
well you are of no use to me prepare for annihilation
*Fires eye lasers*
The three last things, and I just listen to stuff from the XIX Century
Usually watch something
well unsurprisingly i do all three
-usually youtube poops or smg4 or lets plays (mostly reaction videos of the target shiny)
– I have a wad of silly putty i pull mold and stretch just to keep my clammy hands busy
– and insanity is anything from excessive leg tapping, whipping my neck and that one time i was speaking in tongues
Cry
YouTube usually
Ugh, it’s hell having to wait for school to be over to get FighterZ. Also, I have to do some sort of Spanish speaking thing today that I am not prepared for
Also, apparently the new episode of Dragon Maid was an OVA, just clearing things up
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Oh lord
funny i was literally just watching something like that
I can hear the police sirens going off already
it was just Android 21 eating Cell
it was in my suggestions bin, i wonder why
*suggestive eyebrow waggling*
There’s a scene in blend s that has a joke like this
Oh god
So she’s fully machine like 16?
I think?
Well 17 and 18 are Cyborgs having been Human first and 19 and 20 are Brains in robot bodies, the only true android is 16 not counting movies.
Oh and 8 is a full Android too I think.
According to the Wiki, she’s a Cyborg like 17 and 18, but has no memory of her life was like before she was turned into one
Well she looks older than 10, maybe she means her age since she became Android 21?
I assume
This is my child
https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb2732f6f7c54da05f1124d8e17b24ec/tumblr_p354x4Pa821rl04amo2_500.jpg
She cozy
Super cute, I want it
burn it
Yeah I’ll burn it
B be
U a
R loving
N mother
I to
T it
i’ll get the kindling going!
Oh totally
K kiss
I it
N on
D the
L forehead
I and
N tuck it into bed and say
G goodnight
Hug it
I do 30 times an hour
Who doesn’t
and still no Roggenrola…..been doing this for nearly 4 hours and quite frankly i’m disgusted i haven’t done anything yet
I NEED IT NOW TO MAKE ALL THE INVESTED TIME WORTHWHILE
On the topic of Pokemon plushes:
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I FOUND ONE
https://i.imgur.com/4Pi7dlT.jpg
it took forever but i nabbed her in a Beast Ball
Evolve it and name it Diamond Ore
Well what’s the point of syncronizers if they don’t work
this little cutie is
Female
Mild (SpAtk+ Def-)
Outstanding IVs in HP Atk SpAtk and Speed
Weak Armor (Which becomes Sand Stream)
inside a Beast Ball (WHICH WAS ANNOYING)
well at least she’s decorative
You don’t mind that she’s female?
ehhhh it plays with the purple and soon to be blue diamond colors
Tell me about it. It sucks getting shiny legends when sync doesnt work. You have to internally battle the “Should I SR? this is worthles..”
I SR’d when this happened with Uxie in AS, it hurt.
I SR’d with Blacephalon. I feel like I want to hunt another Cressila. It’s too cool a shiny to just be a trophy
I really wanna expand my art business to here, deers~
I am having a horrible time getting clients for some reason elsewhere, thought i’d at least ask…
I don’t know if your “art” will be widely accepted here Pinkie
Ughhhhh I got a shiny hunting mood
What should I hunt?
hmmmmmm well what type are you thinking of most?
my next hunt is gonna be Phantump (unintended rhyme)
but that won’t be for a long while i need to go clean my room, put laundry away and freaking take a walk with my pup to clear my head
I think I’ll go for a Golett…
You like phantump?
Can someone trade me a Golett to Sun?
Why you breeding it?
For a shiny
I meant are you, sorry forgot my punctuation. I will breed you a Heavy Ball one when I’m done with these Aron I’m breeding.
Can’t you just catch a Golett and trade it to me? Lol
No I’m not far enough, why?
Tbh I just wanna get one quick and start MMing
It won’t take long to breed.
You’re a terrible person for suggesting someone to do that
To catch a Golett?
In USUM
No one? Really? Maybe you Ian?
I would if I was home, but, alas, I am at work
*burrows underground*
It’s exclusive to Ultra Sun dude
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Oooooookay?
Really Earthen? I wanted it to explode
I don’t follow
-Ultron sets off gay bomb anyway-
The world could benefit to be more gay
Grammar is need
Oh boy
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
The sound it’d make is poof
You’re all the worst
I agree
If the whole world is gay there’s less straight couples making hot guys
It’s just this site not the whole world
Well because it’s mostly guys on the site if they were all gay they’d all fall in love with me and I don’t like Harem
not me, you’re not my type
But what about people that do
No like
Pokejungle becomes a dating sim
That I’m obviously the protag of
Ok Mr. Center of attention 👁️🗨️
Es dat a phat joek
Beri vadd jok muy mal
Oh No
I can’t get the image of you and Deerlia out of mg head
What have you done!?
No, what have YOU done?
Who’s to say I’d fall in love with anyone?
Cupid
Damn
I was a Cupid main in SMITE I know these things
Fuckfuckfuckfuck
Who am I being paired with
Butter, Ziggy, Earthen, or Alex’s icon (not Alex himself)
I hate every one of those choices fucccc
Wow Seraph hates Butter confirmed
I knew it Deep inside all along
I don’t hate him, I just wouldn’t date him
Not my type
Who’s your type 😉
That’s classified info
If you spoil I’ll be extremely upset
You know who you are
Sorry Seraph I must let them know that you only like big buff tigers
Does Seraph is a furry
Y e s
If I’m a furry so are you
But I am so
You ain’t
Fam you don’t know me 👁️🗨️👁️🗨️
Dude you’re referring to the wrong timeline
THIS is the wrong timeline
In the right one I’m an actual sensible and thoughtful human being
We’re the same being dude, we merged in the tournament arc
This explains more than I care to admit
Remember that? We lost to Earthen who used a human z move to merge with ten more of himself
You ain’t the one who knows
It’s Reviewer
Because he’s so dead he’s a ghost type
https://media.giphy.com/media/2QJzmJv0PhAiI/giphy.gif
At least you have a choice. This site has like two girls and they are rarely here anyways
I’d choose them
How dare you
I’ll give Earthen a twin sister just for you
You mean earth chan?
Anime was a mistake
Life was too
So that’s why I feel so related with it
i am anime
“I’m not flat”
Ha ha ha….
Jokez
foonnyh
I’m ok with this actually
New Pornhub video
Gay teen fucks literally the entire planet
That’s terrable
This is like a shitty version of dream daddy
You’re the matchmaking Navi-esque character
Can I be the X button to close the game?
Oooo yey
Cupid is the worst Smite characters (in terms of design)
He’s a little winged baby with heart arrows that’s meant to be annoying
The design fits its purpose amazingly and it’s funny asf
His model tho
Just realised how wrong that sounds lol
I mean, Gay guys could impregnate Gay girls few times and split the babies
We disappointing you
What’s new
I’m still going on my shinies
I want to destroy my own ear
Can I like, get a shiny please? It’s been three straight weeks of fucking hunting and I haven’t gotten shitt
First there was ugandan knuckles
Once the memes go, it’ll be uGONEdan knuckles
Hey dan u gone?
Dan: *is gone*
One more Uganda Knuckles meme and I’ll shoot
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5fc0138da2361d74915bb42362ff35f8964b771f98fa15d7f93dc39a63a9fa49.gif
😑🔫
Wich wae wil yu shoott my queen?
You
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Where’s the delet this at the bottom
It only happens when you get a nine in your affinity with Butter
This is a running joke now, isn’t it?
Can I roll for initiative or some shitt?
100 billion dollars for whoever can find this picture of shadow the hedgehog pointing a gun to the tall one from Ed Edd and Eddy’s head while markiplier cries in the top corner
How long do we have to wait for art of me and Seraph?
When @starstorm295:disqus hates herself and Seraph enough to do it
Was that a roast
I will legitimately leave this site if that happens
I’m not even kidding
@sta@starstorm295:disqus Pls do it we need that guy out 👁️🗨️
I’m going to flag you for twitter’s best reason
“I’m not interested in this account”
You hurt me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
I think Deerlia mentioned wanting to draw some art here earlier.
Do you need a special attack boost? Try doing that while having a speed lowering nature
How is water involved, and why am I suddenly a Cradily?
Quiet nature
That does not answer either of my inquiries.
You are none
No, I’m Sunniera. Sunniera 2.0. You can also call me future Dr. 2.0.
2.000000
That is my father.
As soon as I get home
Your sex tape already online https://media.giphy.com/media/yPECtPRXGktlm/source.gif
STOP
http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/i-failed-you-gif-1.gif
Well considering the chat is so dead that we’re talking about the jungle like its a dating game and the mods have probably offed themselves with how terrible that is, how about a game?
Post a song and whoever else will rate it. The catch is, it has to be from some sort of media (game, tv, film) rather than an individual release.
ILL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Short version – 10/10, very catchy
Long version – -5/10, it’s boring asf
The attack on titan theme that gets constantly memed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMXgHfHxKVM
Out of ten I give it
DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO
;3
I thought you meant Sasageyo
But not seriously, AoT openings fucking rock
Yeee
But they’res so memey
9/10 pure banter
;3
Youtube links are your friends guys
FRIENDS?
*Eyes light up anime style*
*Starts singing the Friends theme song super loud*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xpUSWlgZXvY
Steven Universe Ending theme? Reminds me of how the show ended before it got bad. It’s ashame it stopped so soon after like 3 seasons :/
But seriously it’s a good song, like 8.5/10
One of my favorites honestly cuz I’m an emo bitch who relates to it a bit too much
Steven Universe had amazing music, it’s ashame the story can’t hold a candle to its OST
What alternate world do you live in? The PD reveal was great
Scattered moments of quality does not a good show make.
Scattered moments of lack of quality does not a bad show make
Except when the bad moments overthrow the good ones
I wish the Crewniverse could learn this
Man I really love this jazzy songs and of course I love this one also
4/10I fuckin love this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnGmoLS6zo
Nice try ʕ ง•ᴥ•ʔ ง
Damn you’re good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKXhmK4SYmk
Ayy RWBY
Inbf this is not RWBY
It’s all RWBles
Pokémon RWBY and sapphire
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86d4222b4d914be657e3f50f05d195abcbf498696541b004bb6cc59f28aa233e.gif
You posted this on a Pokémon site, what did you expect?
*On a Pokemon site where nobody talks about Pokemon
FTFY
Better jokes
Because there’s no Sapphire in RWBY, only Ruby and Emerald ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Here’s a long one just because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hW-MHssUd8
Only a bit into it but it’s some good stuff so far
Shimomura is gold 👌
https://youtu.be/lDQ7hXMLxGc
@lastlittenfanstanding:disqus I have Golett ready. https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt3WmsF1F7JN0Va/giphy.gif
K. Are you in my friends list already?
Don’t think so, FC: 0748 – 2744 – 4660 IGN: James
Registered you
My FC is 0748 – 6886 – 8813
IGN: Hub
…?
Online in plaza, request when ready.
Can you request me? I can’t find you
Are you online? I don’t see you either. I’ll try exiting and going back in.
K, try now
Still can’t see you
Huh
Did you check my FC is confirmed? Then go out and back in to plaza?
Sorry I was Afk, adding now.
“Doesn’t that bitch- look like Gary the snail?”
~that one kid in the hallway I overheard
Don’t even know who they’re talking about but that’s one hell of a roast
The kid is literally braindead though. Randomly told me I reminded him of the dog from blues clues. I want whatever he’s on
He sees everyone around him as their fursonas, it’s his sixth sense
If he went here he’ll just see a bunch of Incineroars
Jesus Christ
Meow?
How can a human been look like oh whatever
He called someone else a lizard
*kid behind me eats five slices of pizza at the pizza party in class*
Me: if you throw up on me i will forcefully shove it back down your throat
Only five? What is he one of dem health nuts
How are you not dead from unhealthy food intake?
He is
I’m Italian
#EarthenIsWarioComfirmed
Wario is my favorite ever since I can remember
Even had a Wario figure from a Mario Kart toy, I lost it in a Best Buy and cried for like three weeks over it…
5 is reasonable for me
The whole pizza is reasonable for me
So I eat healthier than all of you and Im overweight
My metabolism is a mystery
*cry noise*
So:
Star eats more than average and doesn’t gain weight
I eat a lot more than average and gain weight
And Seraph eats less than average and gains weight
I graze my less than health meals and tons of snacks everyday and I sometines lose weight!!!
Im a genetic anomaly coming from a dad who’s entire family is tall and skinny and a mom who’s whole family is short/average and overweight
I guess they cancel out and I just don’t lose or gain weight
Maybe your tall body just burns everything to keep it going
I guess so.
Granted I’m tall and wide like a gorilla… yet I eat plenty of the good stuff along with the bad stuff and I have fairly good walking endurance (I have wicked calves) yet regular exercise is a nightmare on my flat feet and bad ankle
So I’m kinda a teetering scale constantly dipping up and down on my mortality
I eat unhealthy as hell and I’m under weight
F*ck metabolism!!
Not to compete but I’m probably WAY heavier than all of you
Like any of you can beat my teetering on the edge of 103 lbs. : )
I really shouldn’t say but my weight class is in a League of its own
I’m like 85 (if the second rating on that scale I read was in pounds because I unlike you guys I use a good measuring system)
This is why there’s a lot of overweight people in America
Why does everyone eat more than me but I’m overweight?!
Human’s metabolism is a mystery
Dude genetics are a bitch and a half
Does your family have a history with obesity or similar issues? If not then you just have a high metabolism which means higher calorie intake to feel full or satisfied
I don’t fucking know I was adopted
Well it could also be stress related
High fat diets
Seldom mobility
Reluctance to exercise
I can’t fathom me eating 5!!!! 3 is my max limit (Except that one time I ate 4)
Woah that one time
Oh Hey kurusu! You missed out on Seraph possibly hooking up you
What?…
You should feel fortunate 😉
Why does everyone have to bash me like this, what did I do wrong?
I’m just as lost as you dude
We gotta find the way
Click click click click
Guys pls
I’m this close 👌 to kill myself
SPIT ON THE NON BELIEVERS
Click click click click click click
Spit on him
FU
Wha…
Wha not, I despise these Ugandan knuckles memes sorry not sorry
You do not know da wae
Bewm
Exist
Jk ily
To be fair I am an accident so my birth was indeed a mistake
Your existence isn’t so 😉
You’re a pretty awesome guy yourself
Aww thanko you too buddy 😮
>w<
Dude don’t be that way, you’re our bro and believe it or not we don’t completely hate you
Earthyyyyy >w<
Up yours too chump ;]
Marie Curie made a mistake and she saved lives dude
Mistake =/= bad
Marie Curie died cause of her mistake tho
That mistake was bad for her, but beneficial for others. Mistakes aren’t always bad. What’s bad for one person is amazing for others.
Trueeee
Something something mewtwo quote
Nah for real I’m really glad you exist :3
Awwwhh >w<
Who else could we make fun of if you weren’t here
I don’t think you want to know
I’m always made fun of
Me probably
So were the powerpuff girls and look how they turned out…
*sees the 2016 reboot*
You know what, nevermind
Seraph only has one boy for him, you all back off
Len fighting for his man
I actually hate you
Don’t we all
Stall in Pokémon https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7917b12365e9b1a98310b1499eb85a615e4c25f67c9d94c349ffe8a388768120.png
How EW’s hell looks like
Yes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH
STOP IT THIS IS NOT REAL NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah if it was real Clefable would be there
Look behind the chansey
But it’s too small for stall
Trust me…it ain’t
AAAAGGHHHHH MY PTSD IS KICKING IIIIIINNNNNNNN
Post
Traumatic
Showdown
Disorder
A THREE COSMIC POWER CLEFABLE WITHOUT EXCADRILL
Did the Sableye help with the PTSD
*Fetal Position*
This was before toxapex celesteela and the increased versatility of heatran
Heatran is only a problem for Slurpuff and Steel Monos
Play OU
ABSOLUTELY NO WAY IN HELL
That’s my point
Heatran isn’t bad in monos… it’s OU where it truly shines
I bought Crystal, woo! I have class in the afternoon so I’ll start playing it when I get home, and I’m excited. A bit bummed that it doesn’t come with a Suicune theme, but I’ll survive. It wasn’t that long ago that I played through Crystal on its original cartridge, but it was long enough that I’m more than willing to play it again. Nintendo is obviously doing their job well because picking up my 3DS again made me realize how much I miss the system. Pretty soon I think I’ll buy another wave of 3DS games that I never played (Metroid Samus Returns, Hey Pikmin, Ever Oasis, etc.) because I definitely don’t want to give up on the system entirely!
I’m trying to think of teams I want to use that don’t include Ampharos.
That really is the biggest challenge of all. I don’t remember anymore but I’d be shocked if my last Crystal team didn’t have Ampharos. The only ones I’m sure I want to use are Togetic, Ursaring, and maybe Forretress or Piloswine. And in the off chance I find a shiny during my playthrough like I did in HeartGold I’ll use that one too 😛
Well Mareep isn’t in Crystal for some reason and I have nobody to trade for it. I might use Chinchou but I also want to use Quagsire.
That’s embarrassing, I didn’t remember that at all! There really are a lot of great choices in Gen 2, which makes it so difficult to choose. Also, a lot of the great ones require a trade partner which is a bit of a shame for me.
Yeah, it kind of makes it harder when the Physical/Special split didn’t exist and moves are limited.