The Pokémon Company has released an official, albeit unclear, statement regarding legendaries in Pokémon GO.
Up until now, details on how long legendaries Lugia and Articuno would be available have been scarce to none. And although no concrete end date was given, TPCi stated that Articuno “will appear at Gyms for a brief while.” The statement only singled out Articuno as having a short stint in the game, and once again confirmed that Zapdos and Moltres will be coming “soon.” This seems to suggest that Lugia will be available for the long run, and the three original, legendary birds will be switched out so each is available for a small period of time.
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On a related note, Niantic has officially announced via Twitter that the GO Fest global rewards have been extended to end on July 27th, 5:00pm PST – that’s 72 more hours of these bonuses:
- Double Stardust
- Double Candy
- Double XP
- Increased Pokémon encounters
- Reduced hatching distance
- Reduced buddy distance
Have you been lucky enough to catch one of these beauties to add to your collection?










Man if I was into Pokemon Go this would be really amazing for me… I love Articuno.
So when are articles gonna be interactive again?
Interactive?
ok cool but like Ross frim gamegrumps made this Marina
https://i.redditmedia.com/GlHjAndfvloGyc4UkqoEp0ijByoszF8_MgBT8oRH1m0.jpg?w=1024&s=2aa5b403e15aa47664901f3339dcc3d7
you gotta appreciate those perfect cheek bones
For the first time in since Friday afternoon my tetris effect from Splatoon 2 seems to have calmed down. I no longer see a reticle in my vision so that’s great.
Man everyone complains about there being to many dragon type legends.
Theres been a flying legend in every single Pokemon game.
Flying is one of the best types confirmed.
Dragon isn’t the legendary type. It’s flying!
Agreed. Flying and Poison <3
Theres only one poison legendary. Sit down.
Yeah if you count UBs. It took 7 gens but at least Nihilego is pretty sweet.
You don’t count the UBs?
I mean I guess they aren’t. They are definitely Sub-legends though with the kanto birds, Johto beasts etc.
If we’re talking technically here, Type: Null and Silvally and actually classified as legendaries in the games’ code. So make of that what you will.
*games’
Idk what Type: null is
Definitely one of the worst explained story aspects of SM. Another point where the story fails.
They’re not legends because they’ve never been identified as legends unlike every other legend and all but Guzzlord have been seen to appear in multiples, hinting they’re just the normal species of Ultra Space
Nah too Many Dragon/Flying types in the game (When you hate both of these types these Pokemon are grown to be hated)
There are far more Psychic ones.
Obviously not official, but Articuno could very well leave GO so Zapdos or Moltres can have their turn around August 5th-9th – because of the GO events happening in Japan and across EU.
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2017/07/walmart_cancels_a_number_of_snes_mini_pre-orders
Yet somehow, mine hasn’t been cancelled. I even received a follow-up email thanking me for my order. Am I just lucky? I’m scared, friends. Anyway, I hope you Pokémon GO players manage to find Lugia and Articuno (and all the others), since I’m just not able to work the game into my life.
Hopefully yours isn’t cancelled, Mini SNES seems really cool :0
Looks like the cancelling is affecting some people and not all. But anyways, it looks like the SNES Mini is going to have the same stock problems as the NES and I hope that’s not the case :/
Pure jam
https://youtu.be/IAtQ5djwoko
The only reason as to why Super Training was Rad
ERRRRMAAAIIIIIIIGAAAAD
https://youtu.be/S33uf3E4UT4
So basically Regular Show, but even more for adults and on TBS? Yeah ok I’m down lol
I wonder when the legendary beast are going to appear in GO ?
Ahh, hell yeah, So I might just have a chance at getting Lugia and articuno after all! Going to my nearest town tomorrow. So happy these events weren’t just on forr those 2 days of go fest. :’D
Where is everybody…
Dead
Normally I’d celebrate but I got work in 25 minutes
Not here ?
Why the eyes…. I seriously just don’t get things anymore
Because the eyes give the comments a mysterious sensation, a curious meaning of an empathizing emotion, a sense of complexity coupled with a deity of multiplying purports and darkness, with priceless linkages with an underwhelming sensation of upgrowth. And of course, an undeniable dreariness of the purposefulness of the lifelike being.
TL;DR Is just a dumb thing that makes comments slightly funnier
All I feel right now if confusion and unbridled rage
?? ?
This explanation is terse, but is equally explanatory and serviceable of the significancy of the nosey thing that we name “eyes“
T_T once again my jackhole store let the reshop department overflow while I was gone AND GUESS WHO HAS TO GO THROUGH IT ALL BY HIMSELF
I swear it’s just so severely unfair that I bust my ass for a occupation that doesn’t even acknowledge my blights despite being well reviewed
I just really hope we get some USUM news soon because I can’t live off Splat2 forever and will new a new sensation to look forward towards
Arms? MK8dx? You can still play those
Get a new hobby l, it’ll seriously help
You should find something else that you find fun to do.
I mean, everybody suggesting that is for something, isn’t it?
I love doing reshop
Oh really, do you love having to dig through 8 carts filled to the brim with mismatched products most of them are crushed or opened?
And having to painstakingly sort through everything to make sure everything is ok and not expired?
And to have your blank expressioned coworkers just keep dumping more shit into the carts completely oblivious to my organization system?
Yeah I do that almost every day at my work. Except a lot of the items are disgusting because I work at a grocery store. So I regularly smell rotting fruit, dairy, and meat.
https://youtu.be/2JZu_F2TU2s
Is anyone here?
https://youtu.be/QvS_ANaGdFw
Want to play salmon run with us, Earthen?
I’m at freaking work I won’t be out until 3:30
.-.
…………wait a minute…
THIS STAR IS AN IMPOSTER!!!!
*Tackles you to the floor furiously punching*
SHOW US YOUR TRUE FORM DEMON!!!!!!
Wait no I’m the real star >.>
THATS EXACTLY WHAT A DOPPELGÄNGER WOULD SAY
HOW CAN I PROVE IM REAL OTHER THAN THE PROFILE PICTURE AND THE RED NAME AND THE BILLION COMMENTS IVE MADE
Actually only 35,000 some…
A test that only the really real Star would say
What’s the test then :0
What time does the Krusty Krab open?
The Krusty Krab is usually open from 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. on Monday through Saturday, except on Tuesdays which it stays open until 8:00 p.m. On Sundays, the Krusty Krab is usually closed,
You got that off the very first google page
That’s one strike faker!
Oh god! Ok ok next test?
Complete this sentence
“Earthen is_____”
Awesome?…
I would’ve accepted Great, Mighty or The Unflinching Overlord of space time of the eight cosmic realms
compact
DOOOP
Fehtastic
Lame
This one is a fake troll and somebody with no trace.
I’m not a troll, Dae. I said who I was 12 minutes ago
This Star I’m replying too is real.
I knew it! Burn the other at the Steak! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6e81185f048459ed334193bab24be8cf29fd8fa5eddaee55ea3833e0a3d7ff52.jpg
Alright my test
What is StarStorm’s favorite Pokemon?
LOPUNNY
BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE PRIMARINA MORE
This is possibly Star next question…
How long have I been at Pokejungle?
Since around April 2016
Wow I was meaning my regular days, but you hit the nail on the head with that, this has to be Star
Okay, harder question, how long have I been at Pokéjungle?
2013?
Strike 1
shit….
What happens at Strike 3?
Take a guess
https://media.giphy.com/media/QoNnBvRp5sLSw/giphy.gif
ban hammer?
Homerun! Now answer my other question correctly or you’ll get banned for inobedience.
Since its Creation?
Feb 7 2013
Star bits, fool
“Fool”
now I imagine you as like some super villain and its rad
Good
Is your alter ego
?
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?
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1cab2ea328284422448817414d0c516c0e9b504fd9d69b777a24fd277009a31e.png
I for one welcome the impostar
You seem better than the real one ?
;~;
Who are you?…
The ???? star
Guys I got a Raid Arcanine!
My friend though got one with Wild Charge…
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6aa6ba5203e2f35016a3e11e00772d13ab8290ce8d9fcbf41b4f66f9347f33e7.png
I also got Tentacrule and Persian
I saw ANOTHER magikarp raid
I could have battled one, but I chose to watch this instead https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/977c9e4b1ad33324995c9e53c9815b7e528620254297e09ddc114a8373733c44.jpg
Byaoutoful
I got like 20 of these pics from 3 days
What if Magikarp is a secret legendary in GO
It evolved into Arceus
Makes sense
Yay Arcanine! https://68.media.tumblr.com/fad7443da55f9c8c18eb545324eb5f85/tumblr_olx4k0odbm1vzzc5ro1_500.gif
Relevant: https://youtu.be/-03lnu607j8
But, who’s the normal one and who’s the edgy one? ·_·
Starbits called Earthen a fool so thats kinda edgy
But if earthen is edgy, doesn’t that cancel the edginess out?
Still, it’s always the Imposter that’s edgy
Dont be Silly. Starbits is the original Star
Oh damnm Plot Twist!!
All I wanted to do was play salmon run with earthen
I ship it
Why now do I feel like I have seen you before
You probably have but I haven’t really posted much since 2015
It’s okay she can’t hurt you now
Little did I know… I really WAS the impostar…
But Starbits has been gone for years. I’m star now >:0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqM_ItvHHaw
For sure sonic is the fake one
Let me get this straight: so some person called SilverRiolu stole someone’s identity? Who do I trust :p
https://68.media.tumblr.com/439eed78845e8a42571809f25fdb062b/tumblr_nm47mdPg361r7ntzco1_500.gif
Me- The only person who plays pokemon
That’s not true, I play Pokémon GO ?
I played Pokémon Diamond when I was 9
I play Pokemon Channel.
One of the most interactive games out here
I played Digimon Cyber sleuth so it’s basically the same thing
The anons
I believe SilverRiolu was wat Star called.
That’s the joke
I thought ur new here.
Nah. Star is a dummy who has been here I believe way before starstorm was here even before the previous username silveriolu. Star just doesn’t come here anymore.
For those of you interested in the show a new episode title has been revealed.
Episode 980: Rockruff and the Guardian Diety of the Ruins of Life
I guess Rockruff is going to use some of his moves on a certain Tapu. Wink Wink. ; )
I remember I had a friend who stopped playing Diamond because he thought his game was broken but it was actually just because a Pokémon was poisoned and it did that glitch looking things
Parad0x19,MacSkiddo,MayorSkiddio,GovnahSkiddo,Govnah the evolution of Govnah
Identity crisis going on? I’m still the one and only luigi0301. Evolution of my username: Luigi0301 2013 – Luigi0301 present
Time for you to go back into hiding, luigi
Uh oh. I’ve been spotted. Robot house Cheese it
Pardon?
Futurama reference
oh look a character who appears randomly
Randomly? lol what do you expect? Can’t be here 24/7 I’m not even on discord for that long
it was more a joke,
No one asked.
Nobody asked for your reply yet you gave it anyway.
Original Pikipek final evo concept leaked
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e8a1aae800e290922c476f698cc3edcffe239c9a2b4daf54d5f0958869cc0f95.png
Still better than Toucannon
What’s wrong with toucannon?
Literally a toucan
So what? Garbodor is literally garbage. Vanilluxe is literally vanilla ice cream
Toucan play at that game
Everything
Ability
POWEEEEEEEEER
Am I the only one that actually likes Toucannon? Lol
Nah, a lot of people her actually like it
I’m indifferent I went like 20 minutes going for a pikipek with skill link and loved it
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e570cedf693c79e6a0dc11fb1eaa1efd073d1bee5253e9a3a025d1746d9c3329.jpg
Marie’s puns in the story mode give me life
Toaster boss?
I’m blowing through the story right now and wow the levels are hard to find in the last world.
I’ve only done the first area and beat the oven one
That’s where the Marie’s rapid fire puns were heating up the most. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
and finally home….
Salmon run time?
May Cod be with you
Unfortunately it’s not
Do you need some spiritual kelp?
A Dhelmise?
Yes
If your favorite Pokémon (not already in Smash) was in Smash, what would its four specials and final Smash be? (also any notable features such as its grab/tilt/air/taunts/animations/whatever being a reference)
Chandelure
Up Special – Fire Spin – Goes up while spinning
Neutral – Shadow ball – Unlike Mewtwo’s it isn’t chargeable, travels faster, and does less damage
Foward Special – Flame Charge – Self explanatory
Down Special – Will-O-Wisp – Fires projectiles that will burn the enemy (it will still do damage for about 2 seconds)
Final Smash – Same as Pokken with cutscene and everything
Isn’t Chandelure…wait that is Pokken.
Idk anything about smash but
Up Special – High Jump Kick where Lopunny jumps high in the air as a recovery
Regular Special – Charge Up Focus Punch
Side Special – Return
Down Special – Stomps the ground getting close opponents stuck in the ground
Final Smash – Mega Evolution
Rhyperior
Standard B: Rock Wrecker, standard charge shot but takes a while to charge but the blast cannot be deflected when full
Side B Megahorn: his horn glows white and extends as he lunges outward
Up B: Drill Run, he does a Wario corkscrew mixed in with fox’s directional influence
Down B: Earthquake, depending on his location, on the ground he preforms a short hop that grants him super-armor and slams the ground that can bury his opponents, but in air its basically the Bowser bomb but with recoil damage and ending lag
Final Smash: Tectonic Rage, if opponents are caught in his radius he shouts as the Groundium Z insignia flashes, slams the ground opening up a fissure and drags them underneath
Grabs
forward he blasts them out with his palms
back he swats them with his tail
up he gores them
down he crushes
Taunts
up: he revs his drill
side: he preforms a mini rock wrecker animation
down: he scraps the ground (as if he were going to charge)
When he revs his drill could he swish his tail back and forth? Only it has similarities to an Ankylosaurus tail and I picture it doing that as it displays its’ dominance.
Infernape
Up – Flame Wheel, upwards spinning attack
Neutral – Flamethrower, like Charizard/Bowser
Forward – Mach Punch, fast rush forward punch.
Down – Flare Blitz, surrounds itself with Flare Blitz, like a shield at first, can be directed, slightly self-damaging.
Grab : forward – Fury Swipes then Fire Punch ‘throws’ the opponent down
backward – grabs and rolls backwards and throws opponent
up – throws opponent up and hits with Fire Spin
down – grabs opponent, pulls legs up to their body and Blaze Kicks with both legs using them to jump off and away from them.
Taunts: down – it grabs balls of fire from ‘behind’ it and throws them in the air.
side – it grabs a banana and sets fire to it before munching on it.
up – super saiyain hair fire charge
Final Smash I see it doing a fast Close Combat before a Giant Fire Blast rains down over most of the stage.
Flygon
Taunts: One would have it fluttering its wings which makes the singing sound, another would be flying briefly (kicking up some sand), an the last one would be it growling.
Up Special: Fly – Flygon rushes up in the air in a similar fashion like Charizard except it goes a decent bit higher but does less damage when it hits foes.
Neutral: Sandstorm – A chargeable move (but can’t be stored like ZSS and Gren), Flygon then unleashes a blast of sand from its wings that inflicts little bits of damage but the more its charged, the further the opponent gets blown away.
Side Special: Dragon Rush – Basically like Captian Falcon’s Falcon Kick, Flygon flies above the ground in a draconic-like aura that does a good amount of damage to an opponent.
Down Special: Boomburst- From its wings, Flygon releases sound waves from both sides that blast at the opponent.
Final Smash: Tectonic Rage – Like Great Aether, Flygon must be near an opponent to unleash it. It does the same animation as in game, but those who stand near the explosion at the end will be inflicted a great amount of of damage.
Alolan Raichu
Up Special: Thunderbolt
Alolan Raichu sends out electricity in a line, mid distance, before following it up. You can influence where the line goes by pressing a direction as the special is activated. The electricity does most of the damage but little knock back, contact with AloChu in momentum does little damage but higher knock back.
Neutral Special: Focus Blast
Two modes: Rapid small ball projectile that goes in a straight line that makes Raichu’s next attack have slightly higher knock back, or a large projectile that moves similarly to Mewtwo’s shadow ball, but faster and weaker.
Down Special: Grass Knot
Very weak, very short range, but buries opponent in the ground like Villager’s down Smash
Side Special: Psyshock
An very easily avoided, short range attack with pink ‘bubbles’ of psychic energy popping in front of Alochu. Very high knock back and damage, but as stated, easily avoidable.
Final Smash: Stoked Sparksurfer
Goes across the screen three times horizontally, getting higher and higher each time. These strikes are low damage, high knockback. Then AloChu will slam down onto the centre of the stage in a large explosion: very very high knockback if they’re caught near impact, fringes of the impact are weak damage + stun
It has a skin with Kanto Raichu’s colours
Ewww TMs
Sit your ass down white boi
Pikachu’s Skull Bash was a TM
Jigglypuff’s Rest is a TM
Charizard’s Fly and Rock Smash are TM moves
Mewtwo’s Shadow Ball and Teleport are TM moves
Lucario’s Double Team is a TM move
The only one that doesn’t have TM moves is Greninja
Although Greninja has moves that are both natural and TMs like Substitute.
Wait nvm Jigglypuff’s Rest isn’t TM but that still like 4/6 with TMs lol
u coulda done
Neutral: Thunderbolt
Side: Spark, Slides on its tail while discharging electricity
Up: Psychic Surfer, gleams pinkish white and floats upward
Down: Thunder Wave sends out a pulse of electricity that can stun them
Sounds boring, neutral and side sound like shitty Pikachu and one isn’t even a real Pokémon move lol
Also the up special sounds as bad as shit
Incineroar
Neutral : Taunt
Up : Flamethrower (from the belt)
Down : Dragon Rage
Side : Darkest Lariat
Final Smash: MALICIOUS MOONSAULT
It can learn Outrage, not Dragon Rage.
Oh, yeah I meant that
As of an hour ago I made my first avatar change-a Dusk Ball to a Sunflora that is a little too intimate-since I joined Pokejungle. Is this an appreciable change? Any criticisms, please let me know. I am probably going to change my Avatar name when the first batch of USUM news will come out. I’m thinking UltraSunny.
The Avi is nice imo, so it’s appreciable atleast for me 😛
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4e25dada4cb95e37b74d5f3db3fef3ed53d63eb911433c30997fc5b427ee7b8e.jpg
Fellow Americans better get their healthy living in now while they can because in a year or so only the top 1% will be able to pay for health insurance thanks to the Republican party and Führer Trump.
The top 1% does not need insurance, that’s the whole problem with the system.
Gotta get them tax cuts -.-
My point exactly.They don’t need it the way many more others do, but they’re the only ones that are gonna be able to afford it…….
They don’t care about the people, they just hate Obama and would rather replace it badly than improve it
It*being Obamacare
It’s so disgusting……..It is literally making my stomach hurt a little the more I think about it……..
If you’re over 18 then please vote for the midterms. It’s the best we can do to until 2020 :/
I can’t believe they are just ignoring all these people who will literally die if this plan they have passes.
Yup most definitely. Meanwhile Trump is getting ready to fire Bob Mueller so he can try and hide the fact that he’s a treasonous piece of shit.
Fucking hell, man…
And you know if the Republican Party wasn’t full of people who care more about their party and their country then Trump would be charged with treason by now. He’s just a means to an end.
Yup……..*sigh*………
The problem with an insurance system is that it needs a lot of riskless people on the system, meaning that for it the be affordable for anyone lots of healthy people need to sign up. Only problem is that the healthy people don’t want to pay. That’s the main crux of the American system.
Honestly with how many other countries that have health done right (or at least better than we do) it’s getting harder and harder to defend people that call us the greatest country in the world………..I really am just so embarrassed to be an American these days……
We have great health care and education, but we pay 50% income tax and 21% VAT (sales tax). You just have to convince that with wanting one thing you have to take the other thing too, which isn’t really easy.
Can we replace Sen. Paul Ryan with this guy? He has the same name, loves Pokemon, and seems like he has a good head on his shoulders lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ff15be2bb3d2c7576d12a99158efc88c5528f7421de508bf944f892c0d684c7c.png
For every fire emblem character they add to smash they have to add two Metroid characters. That will stop them
You could add about 2 exta FE characters then
No we want LESS fire emblem characters
Nah I want more marths
Plz no
Five more Marths
I fight for my friends
I say less of both, more Kirby characters
how could there be less metroid characters? There is only Samus and Samus
Dont forget about Samus 😉
…. Look a distraction *runs away*
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sauce: http://blushpumpkin.deviantart.com/art/Lillie-Braixen-694521833
Marina of the Day!
source: http://exykt.tumblr.com/post/162779738802/%E3%82%A8%E3%83%AD%E3%81%8B%E3%82%8F-q
http://68.media.tumblr.com/3072b1de28278300c09d83f125cfd3d8/tumblr_ostl4wdohS1tuebjjo1_1280.jpg
Look at me, I’m a mod and I like to ban people!
This has gone too far
tHiS hAs GoNe ToO fAr.
For you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XrL_F6tnT4
Don’t make me ban you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4h9zKXPFmA
Dae, what happened?
He got Dae-moteted
He was a Dae-ty
Where’d everyone go
theres two daes
Two daes todae?
Making most recent post
getting some brushes for sai
???
https://www.karatemart.com/images/products/large/economy-chrome-octagon-sai.jpg
paint tool sai
But can it block swords?
no
then what good is it!?
i can draw with it lol
you can draw with real sais
just stab the belly and draw on the back with blood
too messy
but so rewarding
You can only paint in red, it’s shiiiite
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ef/a9/58/efa9580d2d87c478560b36972fedf763–famous-contemporary-artists-blood-art.jpg
This picture uses a lot of shades of red, blood doesn’t have that many shades
Would’ve looked way better with multiple colours. Like don’t get me wrong that’s amazing but it has so much more potential :v
Get off your high horse
Ssshhh ya salt kiddo, it’s simple critique and praise, you do it all the time (besides the praise part lol)
Blood is finite, digital drawing programs are pretty much infinite as long humans have access to electricity (although the hardware will break at some point)
well Scientists estimate the volume of blood in a human body to be approximately 7 percent of body weight. An average adult body with a weight of 150 to 180 pounds will contain approximately 4.7 to 5.5 liters
that’s plenty if you keep it small
You don’t have to keep it small with better media ??
I was having
https://youtu.be/Zqmepiyrelc?t=1s
Alright I’ve looked over a lot of Pokemon and if GF is only putting old Pokemon in the Dex than these Pokemon are the ones that could be in USUM (ones with a Star should be guaranteed in. And ones with a ^ are less likely than Stars or none)
Mantine line*
Solrock and Lunatone*
Aipom line*
Seel line
Krabby line
Skrelp and Clauncher
Horsea line
Omanyte line*
Kabuto line*
Oddish line*
Hoppip line^
Qwilfish
Shuckle^
Heracross
Slugma line
Wurmple line^
Lotad line
Numel line
Corphish line
Keckleon*
Tropius*
Bronzor line^
Yamna line^
Purrloin line^
Drilbur line^
Tympole line
Darumaka line
Tynamo line
Heatmor and Durant
Flabébé line
Cause alot of their origins are Hawaiian and Tropical based
I think the starters not on island scan this time might be in USUM.
Oh them too
But like seriously they didn’t add the fossils of Kanto even though I even looked into it that the animals they are based on are amongst the only fossilized specimens to ever be in Hawaii, while Cranidos and especially Archen have never been recorded in this area
And some of these are very big animals in Hawaii like Manta’s and they just don’t appear
Yeah the lack of Mantine really bugs me. Also Tynamo is on island scan already as Eelektross. Lack of Flabebe is likely due to Comfey.
Yeah, but reasons for some
Aipom- Has been shown to live in Tropical environments in almost every single card of itself
Oddish- Bellosom is literally a Luau dancer, how is it not here?!
Mantine- We all know why
Keckleon and Tropius- Both are very tropical animals and even look Alolan, yet they don’t appear?
Darumaka- It is a spirit based Pokemon and this is a spiritual region, woohoo why not?
Just some explanations for some
I think I will do a video tomorrow on just going over Pokemon for USUM that should appear
Aipom – Game/TCG, actually the two regions we’ve found Aipom in are either normal or cold
Kecleon & Tropius – Alola has plenty Pokémon that don’t look tropical so not every tropical Pokémon needs to be in Alola. In fact, Kecleon are also found in mild regions (Kalos) and Tropius is found in cold regions (Sinnoh)
Darumaka – There’s a huge amount of spiritual Pokémon, why should Darumaka be in?
Tropius is found in Swamps in Sinnoh though which are similar to Lush Jungle
And Chameleons are found in Hawaii so it does make sense for an animal that lives in the tropical rainforest biome as to be in a tropical area
Swamps and jungles aren’t that closely related tho? Swamps can vary highly in temperature ranges
Yeah there’s chameleons in Hawaii but there’s been tons of cases where animals found in an area aren’t in that area’s Pokémon region
We do have Mankey/Primeape in Alola, maybe that’s why no Aipom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igWC0KcxThY
0:48 YOU CAN BE A MANHOLE COVER
Random off topic questions cause boreeeeed
If you could be any of the following, which would you choose?
Ghost/Werewolf/Vampire/Fairy/Giant/Gnome
If you could have any of the following as a pet, which would you choose?
Dragon (Wyrm/Wyvern/European/Chinese/etc)
Horse (Pegasus/Unicorn/Pegacorn)
Birds (Phoenix/etc)
Etc
Ghost/Werewolf, can’t decide
Phoenix
Wynaut both? Ghostwulf ?
Good choice with the pet ? ? ?
Lo’gosh
Bless you, need a tissue?
No you speak of Ghostwolf
Lo’gosh
There you are again, do you have a cold?
Lo’gosh is an orcish word meaning ‘ghost wolf’. The term was used as a nickname for half of Varian Wrynn’s split being that was forced into gladiatorial tournaments by Rehgar Earthfury.
Earthen it’s a joke, I guessed it was a WoW thing :0
I don’t joke about our honorable fallen King
I think you meant Goldrinn
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b0ae878f35f25fd275aed25b87ec9d32a3542912cd034d04fd4b77a47915b240.jpg
*Nods silently*
Not sure how that would work
And I forgot to mention that I picked the phoenix with this little guy in mind :3
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/373f2997706bd3f5fc6264e144aa612bbb191a44b68ea5769948c55a90f5bd55.png
I fawking love Phoenixes
Vampires are cool but I’d be a fairy if it means I canstill be human sized
and if you dont choose dragon as your pet you’re just wrong, I think I want just a tiny little European dragon
Fairy’s really just a catch all for every fairy myth ever, and some myths are smaller than humans, as large as humans, taller than humans, etc it’s really up to you what you are with that choice
BTW the last etc stands for ‘pick whatever other non-humanoid mythical creature you want’
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *beads of sweat* Werewolf or Gnome (only because so i can still potentially date a Giantess)
and for a pet either a Dragon or maybe a Carbuncle
Well I mean gnomes were Paracelsus’ earth elemental
i know
Question do i have to be ugly as fuck or stout rugged dwarf
http://i.imgur.com/FC5kDxL.jpg
Just take it as gnome means anything shorter than a human with an earth affinity
I mean i could live with it….still want that Giantess tho……
Which one can use magic?
European Dragon with Lightning Breath (like my One Piece Devil Fruit).
Also a Phoenix like Fawkes from Harry Potter and maybe a Cerberus like Fluffy.
I’m just gonna go ahead and say they all have their own sorts of magic, but fairies are probably the best at it and werewolves the worst
Well Werewolfs get
Heightened senses
Enhanced Agility and Strength
Feral Ferocity
They can use magic in their human forms but it’s Weaker, just making this up in the spot mind you
When the fuck did werewolves get magic
Because they’re humans half the time and in fantasy humans get magic
Probably Fairy but like LotR elves kind of thing. Or just Wizard but that wasn’t an option…
Basic bitch thing but favorite of the four classical elements, and why? Is it due to personal, real life experience? Has it enraptured you in stories? Does it just sound cool? Is it what your main bitch bends in avatar?
AM I NOT MAKING THIS ANY CLEARER
Air?
So I’m guessing air? water? fire? No, I must be getting closer…
Also we know that you like earth stuff but like when did it all start and shit?
Nah Air because hes a airhead
Nah, Fire because he’s hot-headed :p
Water because he’s a cry-baby
ok that’s just overboard y’all know i got emotional issues
Should of said Onions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RcHqxI1b4U
I have always had the affinity for the Earth Element since infancy, i was always collecting stones and playing with the dirt, It was something that just spoke to me and it felt right, when i was young my Grandfather told me that he and his father collected stones from the country to hand built the dam in the family brook (Coincidentally his nickname was Rocky)
i just feel the spirit of the stones, each one has a story and a tiny fraction of the planet
so fire
C’mon knock it off, he probs spent a decent time either learning to recite it or just writing it from scratch rn >:p
this is coming from my heart and soul you twats
I told him to knock it off, don’t get on to me for it >:/
Ik Ik i can be a dick sometimes, is that my true element Dicklement
Nah you’re not being a dick, we all make digs all the time
I dug myself a bigger hole tho 😉
i’m going to bury both of you to your necks and wing rocks at your heads
What the hell did I do?
DIGS WAS NOT A PUN
you should’ve said jabs
Same thing
I dig it
I dig it
AYEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb7tu5c1UQQ
I saw it coming because I already watched this specific video ;]
but u didnt see us both saying I dig it 😉
We are a hive mind :0
I just don’t like you
Aww same to you pal ?
For Earthen, existing is bad enough for him 😛
Ayee Earthen joined in
you think stoning is funny?
You asshole
Water. Cuz Water is just pretty and cool. Plus you can freeze it.
Water is the element of change
constantly shifting, it is always flowing and adapting to its surroundings and it is a source of life for all
That’s like deep man
BECAUSE I’M A FREAKING ELEMENTALIST I HAVE BEEN STUDYING THEM SINCE I WAS 6
So what’s Fire? I’m guessing
Air – Freedom
Water – Fluidity
Earth – Stability
Fire -???
Fire….Fire is the element of Power
Since the dawn of Man fire lit the skies and provided warmth and light
Fire has been the torch guiding civilizations from the beginning of history, Fire provides of warms and light but also the destruction if unchecked, a simple ember can easily be a raging inferno destroying ans consuming everything whether good or evil
Like this descrip, combined the metaphorical and physical aspects of fire :0
Fire creates and destroys its the wielder’s choice how he or she uses it
Fire I believe is passionate.
Ooh that makes sense too :0
These jokes are all watered down 😛
FFS THAT WASN’T A PUN EITHER
This is puncontrollable :/
I mean
2/18 things you say are puns…
I’m torn between Water and Earth
Water- When I was a child I lived near the sea so when I went in the beach I used to imagine myself water bending, it was really fun :Y Also, water is calm and chill which fits me.
Earth- When I was a kid, I loved the earth benders in Avatar, I always thought it was a cool element to control and a really powerful one as well :0
Water or air, and I literally haven’t thought about this until now
Fire or Air.
I love Water most, but Air is the most powerful element as
Moves the Water
Glides over Earth
Keeps away from Fire, to kill the Fire
Fire. Passion, destruction, sustainer, resurrection. Also fire just looks cool lol and I like being warm
Water, I’ve always had a love for the sea
Edit: Also kinda stuck with Air too
Ooh, look, fresh blood. It’s been a while since we’ve had a troll here. Maybe it’s a omen of incoming news.
Moving on to the real point of this comment, I’m writing a Splatoon 2 review, should be done tonight. I know I said this with BotW but never did it (I’m gonna get on that), but this time it’s for real and I have half of a draft to prove it. This is a first for me but I found it difficult to express my feelings about the game so far without sounding overly positive or negative.
Good luck reading it! I’d love to give it a read, especially since I’m considering a switch mostly for Sploon2 (I’m gonna get one regardless at some point thanks to Pokémon tho)
*Writing it
A followup with said element by Fairy
you are granted a
Elemental Familiar
Weapon
and 3 powers
Water:
Platypus
Javelin
Water Bending, the power to create small storms and to be able to create water bubbles at will
Armadillo
War Hammer
Earth Exoskeleton (like cover body in rocks) – Earth Gliding (its like being a ghost but only with solid rock) – Earth Manipulation (like throwing clumps of rocks/soil, fissures, lava generation)
Water
Water gun
Being able to transform into water, water bending and control over sea creatures
….you could do a little better…..
Oh yeah forgot my elemental companion.
A dolphin
Icy Bunny
Scythe
Water Bending, Shapeshifting, Slow down time?
you could use Water Mimicry which transforms your body into a liquid state, you lose all forms of density and you can morph your limbs into whips and blades
but be warned water can still freeze and evaporate and you’ll need practice if you want to regain your solid form
Fire
Newt
Bladed fans
Heat Distortion: Can create audio-visual illusions with heat
Will-o-Wisp: Can burn the soul if contact is made, a soul can’t be destroyed but can be damaged, split, cleansed
Fire Generation: Can generate fire
Air Girffin
Lighting Cannon
Voltage Body Manipulation – Can use it to power up my punches or surge adrenaline through my body to increase body movements.
Aero Flight – Using two powerful gusts of wind on my back, I can use it like a jetpack and fly
Air manipulation – I can use the gas particles around me and pressurize it to make objects
hmm the objects gotta be limited to bullets and or blades you can’t make like a grappling hook out of wind
Yeah, I rushed a little bit at the end so I didn’t fully explain it. It would be used to make various combat weapons if I lacked the cannon or need better hand to hand combat materials rather than my fists.
You should get dual Sky Scimitars “Skymitars” their swords that look like wings
ultra light metal that let you fly and glide, and their swipes cause a channel of vacuum which can cut things
I’m just gonna keep spamming convo starters because when I’m bored there is no silence ?
Favorite mythology? I’ve always been partial to Greek but I want to look more into Scottish stuff too
Norse (i need a Warrior’s death so i could feast in the halls of heroes)
I guess greek?
or Geek
Or Freak
Already there
Japanese
私はウェッブです
Weaboo ?
你知道的
Japanese and Greek/Roman mythology
Greek
more stupid questions
Who would be your fictitious self’s rival or villain
Like from here? From irl? An OC rival?
OC
A fairy hunter, my oc selfsona cunt is a half fairy
Boon
I’ve dabbled with some kinda ultra god thingy
a pure white being that displays zero emotion and has a unified goal, eliminate everything
HOLY SHIT
I PULLED A TOWER WIN WITH THE OPPONENTS AT 5 POINTS TO VICTORY
Can I not join you when you’re in ranked?
i dunno (also i pulled off a turf war win by only .1 %)
Star its league matches
-.-
._.
the social features are so freaking bad in this game. I love it but jesus.. why cant I play ranked with you?
because you need to prove your grit
but tower control sucks anyways I dont wanna do it 500 times just to get to B-
it does that’s why i keep doing it until i get gud
Make some sort of high fantasy version of yourself for the banter
gay grim reaper thats actually just me in a cloak with a scythe made of cardboard
i would put some thought into it but im playing splatoon >.>
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9b6ae0c67fc91e41514effc34a4410c74eea209b757cf5c1307345d0a2bd868b.gif
Blaaaaahhhhhh Scythes are so cliche……..but whatevs its your thang
It’s made of cardboard, so it’s not cliche anymore, now it’s unique and endearing
or just a unshaven larper….
Still unique :Y
http://68.media.tumblr.com/b54f29b321a43b093ff4c53cafb54e44/tumblr_ncmsboIWw61qk24apo1_1280.png
What does it say? I can’t read asian
9 out 10 basement dwellers approve
“I cant read asian”
-Kuppo 2017
You made my comment 10 times better just by quoting it…
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/baf453083528c6eec9469c46320964860665d99d48baf0a41154bbb66890273a.gif
Granted most of my Hammers i give the ability to double as a bazooka
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/385e026060d198997cc64c2a2d59fd3e69a410ce7b921f7eab7d5b855dcce53e.gif
Not like that
more shorter and the cylinder part of the hammer opens a hatch and i scoop rocks and dirt (it spins at a high velocity via my hammer head drill fiction) the stones and soil are melted/compressed into a single shot cannonball which i can blast out like a mortar
I know, Magnhild’s a grenade launcher, not a bazooka
i put a lot of thought into these
I guessed, surprised you’re not a rwby fan seeing as there’s so much combo weapons https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/414ef02b50a6447267876c0a08519ba1d0c8c13bb2e7cfde8aa9dbe18992c103.gif
Like i said i don’t do anime no’mo
my brain is too damaged and i’m too easily influenced by escapist fantasies
It’s American tho
And it’d be good to keep you moaning from USUM, all the episodes are on YouTube for free
Are the series worth watching?
How many episodes?
Are the characters good?
-I’d say so but from what I’ve heard you either get it or you don’t
-52 released so far, 58 including the Red/White/Black/Yellow trailers and the character shorts, and it has an exposition side series called ‘World of remnant’. Volume 5 is coming out October, so that’ll be 12 more episodes stretching until like Feb
– The characters are distinct but I’d say character development doesn’t really start until Volume 3. Monty Oum (rest in piece) was an amazing fight choreographer but I feel he kinda impeded the characterisation by over focusing on action (and I think Volume 3+ has the opposite issue, but the fights are still good)
Weiss and Pyrrha are definitely the better developed characters, before then it’s mostly just Jaune and minor Blake development. Yang will feel stale for a while.
I love it but it does have its flaws which might put you off, but give it a try! :0
At least watch up until Volume 1, Emerald Forest Part 2. That’s the best place to decide whether to stay or leave
I’ll try, I’ve heard a lot of it and i’ve been considering watching it
Watch the colour trailers, their referenced in series so you need them to make sense of it
You don’t need to watch World of Remnant tho
Scythes are rad af though
they would be but anime weaboos always pick them as their weapon of choice
Ok then consider this:
Knife Wife
Hmmmmm interesting
Like Baby 5 from One Piece? http://pa1.narvii.com/6147/8f07e98905abe1b4a4357b75d1b8de042331f159_hq.gif
Is that Mega Garchomp
She can turn her body into weapons.
Speaking of which i noticed on my Platinum run
WHY ARE GABITE’S FINS SO WEIRD
https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/9/9d/444Gabite.png/250px-444Gabite.png
Gabite’s claws are on top of weird peg like bones, not like Garchomp’s
this bugs me soooooooo much
I like how you said gay. I feel like Gay grim reaper would be a great drama series
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/28/8c/49/288c49a64f82e6ab70ef64d838e5dc5f–art-party-art-pictures.jpg
As always Entharalis Earthstorm
some fat schmuck who fell into a tabletop role-playing game, and somehow found the resting place of a deceased elemental Goddess of Earth, and her soul is trapped within a tombstone with a scepter in it, and me being a mortal dope tried prying it out and when i touch it her soul energy flows into my smelly body granting me a portion of her powers and part of her reawakes and now kinda gets dragged around by me
Earthstorm, new ship confirmed.
O_o but Earthstorm is my fantasy surname……..since i was like 14
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-65mJmwEKvK8/VmNmu3400JI/AAAAAAAAIGA/I75fLynh5Xk/s640/ItsTrue_AllOfIt.gif
https://media.giphy.com/media/12XMGIWtrHBl5e/200.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e1c295148df33b7cbd5891d5e568b743/tumblr_mqp3n3dhN31rrftcdo1_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a5963f077de954137c8e7c1f7ad08617/tumblr_mqg3qqAhn71s72k2ho1_500.gif
https://media.tenor.com/images/80d093c40aee705b518176468f9347b3/tenor.gif
Just a dude who can read minds and uses his powers to control enemies and allies into world domination.
I’d put more thought if it weren’t 1;30 am -_-
Ive always wondered. I know this is completely irrelevant. But if we all competed in a sort of Total Dama type reality show. I always wondered who would win and who get oted off first. I mean its obvios you will vote off who made you lose the challenhe, but it just be cool who you vote off anyway like based on liking and disliking
I’d probably be voted out on the spot
granted my lack of above average athleticism might cause me points
Nah fam you’d be kept around for drama
or the sheer fact i’m not above removing contestant’s limbs and organs
I would vote for you to go on the spot. Getting rid of you first would make the drama and competition sooo much better 🙂
I dont really make anyone mad so I would stay around just long enough
I would win
Man SM had some amazing lines in it. If USUM is a new(ish) story then I hope they keep/add some quality lines from npcs like this hahahahahahahaha https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/081ba2f401cdb605ffe39826b628d2e1e628319c0fb9e0d702eefd4a550a42a2.png
Team Skull probably has the best written Grunts.
I kinda wish team skull was more present, they were mostly there in the first half of the game.
And I wish they had a better goal, they’re supposed to disrupt the island challenge because their leader hates them, but they only disrupt like one….
They’re a buncha buttwads who try to be a problem
I would totally have Team Skull friends if I lived in the pokemon world
Let’s all be Team Skull ?
http://pm1.narvii.com/6285/c06ff4ba4351ed81c9c4d60cc9734e7e86533032_hq.jpg
I actually agree. for some reason the NPCs in SM were pretty funny. They always said such funny/random things
What are 3 things USUM can do to make you really disappointed?
For me:
Direct third version without any major storyline changes
No Battle Frontier
No interesting new characters
Release
you dont want USUM? Why?
lol im kidding 😛
-giving pokemon shitty Move Tutor learns
-a story that is essentially the same
-a lack of interesting pokemon you find in areas (Like i absolutely adored the idea you could catch a Riolu or Elekid early in BW2)
Yea that was pretty cool actually. I dont see why they havent made an area specifically for baby pokemon that can be found early. I like finding something other than the basic normal/bird/grass early game
i dunno things just have been shitty (and BW2 is the last secondary game in the series to even be out)
I’d say SuMo was good for that? You got Pichu first route, Slowpoke, Magnemite, Meowth and Grimer right after, and even Ghost types super early
Yea rethinking it was pretty good for that. Props on that. SM were good games idc what you guys say
Nah fam I loved SuMo too, I think they’re a bit overhated but they’re new so peeps are still raw over them
Yea exactly. Especially for New players SM were epic. And maybe I have some bias because SM was the first game I went blind since DP and it was an awesome experience. But SM had a good story, good characters, good graphics, good scenery. Just an amazing game to me. My only gripe is no one battles, but thats not SM’s fault
Omg SuMo is amazing for new players, whilst offering a lot of new things for veterans. They suffer a bit for it imo but it’s genius they did that for their anniversary games!
I’m gonna go blind next Gen, I miss the surprise (I’m obvs not gonna miss things like starter and legend reveal tho)
You can also catch Riolu early in XY.
Prepare to be disappointed @2)
Tell me about it ;~; Oh Well. Its a third version. I just gotta hope
Almost no change in the story
Too many cutscenes
No Zygarde relevancy
I want more cutscenes though. I love cutscenes. Maybe add a skip option though
I kinda like cutscenes too but I’m worried that they’ll get carried away with cutscenes
-Only Necrozma or Solgaleo/Lunala get new form changes (if the Tapus got forms like the Forces of Nature that’d be lit)
-No new Alola Forms (I’m braced tho)
-Just a retelling of SuMo rather than a ‘What if?’ parallel timeline kinda deal or sequel
You’re given a super powerful ultra cool weapon that grants you superpowers
Would you trade it for USUM news ?
Yes, violence is bad
………..What are these words that i am reading?
Make love not war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp-rIfsoCoU
I would but there’s nobody willing
ergo war
Not a chance, I need superpowers, as long as they are good ones.
….what kind of powers?
just take whatever you answered
I can wait for USUM news 😛
Actually… yes.
I would like finding out the setting and some stuff for USUM but going blind into the games without any news sounds rad and mysterious.
Same, I’m so conflicted. Blind or hype!!!?
Either way it’s great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NDxhX84894
This music is too great to have no meaning (Its probably just one of those things where they make something randomly interesting early on just to intrigue players) hopefully this cae has some meaning later
For some reason the music is somewhat similar to this imo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux-9ZQ2dvbI
TOGETHER IT ALL COMES
It so nostalgic :0
Ikr
Wtf this is so good? They should’ve put this theme in more places :0
Calling it now Seaward Cave will have a legend in it ?
Why is this theme used in one place that doesn’t have much relevance, I wish it got more used :/
I drew myself as Scythe Wife
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/28b97137f1f4405fb3a2b97fa3b1bfc50005d3ac5f2f85beee12715627073ac6.jpg
Cuuuuute
Cool 😀
UGHHHHH i wanted to show this picture one of my deviantart buds drew, some really cool neko goth chick but….y’know
Prediction: USUM will have legends, but they’ll be encountered like Ultra Beasts to the frustration of all. Unless there’s walking Pokémon in which case they’ve got over world models anyway.
Celebi gets a Z-Move like Mew for GS re-release, Kanto and Johto legends can’t be found because virtual console has your back for them. However, if Ho-oh or Lugia is available, they’ll be near or on top of that tower in Maile Garden, and they’ll get Z-Moves/Megas/Primals
Wait a moment, why can’t we enter on that tower on Malie garden >:/
They’re saving it for SuMo ?
Nah the kinda gaudy cloud decorations on it make me think it’s not functioning and is just decorative
We should play game. Which past legends (other than Zygarde) will be in USUM.
My guess will be Xerneas, Yveltal and Beasts of Johto
Xerneas/Yveltal, to wrap up their Zygarde relations
Creation Trio, if we don’t get Sinnoh remakes this Gen. Found at areas where dimensional boundaries are weak
Personally I don’t like roaming Legendary Pokemon, it just ends up annoying me and I want to try for good natures etc.
I’m playing HGSS rn and before I beat the E4 again to revive Raikou I want to catch Latinos and he’s being a nightmare, nvm nature >:|
I just hate trying to find them and also accidentally running into them when I don’t want to/am not ready to.
“I want to catch Latinos” -Flabaébaé 2017.
Voice of a Generation.
Autocorrect and me don’t see eye to I ?
I finished the review, went to copy it to paste it here, accidentally deleted it, and there’s no undo button where I typed it.
._.
I’m just gonna do an expedited review, I was rambling on anyway. Be back in twenty with that.
save it as a text file first
WAIT NO I FOUND IT
I just thought of something that could actually happen in USUM. Now I’m pretty sure some people thought about this already, but what if all the previous Alolan Forms available in SM are inaccessible to get because of the whole alternate universe matter (Rather, where all the previous Alolan Forms are gone, there are the new ones exclusive to these games)?
It would actually be pretty beneficial because you could get a normal version of a Ninetales, or even a normal Persian, in USUM without training up a regular one in the previous generations. And you do the same vice versa where you could get regular forms of the new regional forms in USUM in SM.
Better examples would be Exeggutor, Raichu and Marowak. You can hatch Kanto Vulpix and Meowth in Alola already, the mother just needs to be a Kanto variant holding the Everstone.
Huh. I had no idea about that.
I don’t know if it was ever explained in-game.
Potential returning legendary areas for USUM?
Wela Volcanoes – Heatran/Entei/Groudon/Reshiram/Moltres
Mount Hokulani –
Zekrom/Raikou/Zapdos/Cobalion
Brooklet Hill –
Suicune/Kyogre
Seaward Cave –
Suicune
Maile Garden –
Ho-oh/Lugia
Aether Paradise –
Mewtwo
Lush Jungle –
Virizion
Resolution Cave –
Terrakion
Resolution cave – Zygarde
Splatoon 2 Review
While Splatoon 2 is a blast, under that fresh coat of ink it’s just Splatoon that rolled a few better abilities.
Let me begin by saying this: the Squid Research Lab has promised to support the game with new stages, weapons, and splatfests for up to a year. So while I’m reviewing the game in its unfinished state, these are my opinions on the game as it stands.
When Splatoon 2 was first announced back in January at the Switch Event, skeptical fans expressed concern as to whether or not the game would have enough fresh content to warrant the game being labeled as a sequel. I chose to stay optimistic and firmly believed that Nintendo could make the game feel like a true sequel rather than a Splatoon port with a few new bells and whistles. Six months later, it turns out I may have been wrong. While there’s enough content in the game for an actual release this time around, the improvements and new features over the first game seem sparse. For example, the quality of life improvements were off the mark. One of the most annoying things about the first Splatoon was the opening sequence with Callie and Marie every time you opened the game. Yet while players are given the option to skip through the text of Sheldon, the weapon salesman, there remains no option to skip through the opening sequence. While this is remedied by the quick loading times and sleep feature of the Switch, it’s inconvenient nonetheless. Another issue is that there is still no option to change weapons in the middle of a lobby. This is an even bigger issue when it comes to playing online modes with friends, but I’ll get to that later. Now, onto the issue of fresh content. Nintendo has switched up almost all of the special and sub weapons this time, which changes strategies and keeps things fresh from the original Splatoon. However, outside of the weapons and new stages (which by the way are fantastic), not much feels all that different. As far as the core gameplay goes, it’s pretty much the same. The same four modes from the original Splatoon are still there, and while the rule set has been changed up a bit for some of them, those four are all we’ve got, as Nintendo has confirmed no new ranked modes will be added (source: https://mynintendonews.com/2017/07/23/splatoon-2-developers-discuss-the-game-and-post-release-support/). Sadly, the new characters aren’t all that interesting either, despite the personality the characters had in the original. In fact, many of them are just cookie cutter versions of the originals. For example, in both games clothing is sold by a jellyfish who talks weird, abilities are re-rolled by a sketchy guy with spiky hair, and hats are sold by someone with another creature living on their head. But now I feel I’m being too negative about the game, so I’m going to switch over to talking about the positives instead.
While it hasn’t changed much, the core gameplay is still as fantastic as it was in the original. The wide variety of weapons, as well as the promise of more, keeps things fresh on the battlefield without being too overwhelming. Most of dnew stages are expertly designed, and the alterations on the returning stages are fresh enough to make me excited to ink their floors once again. Ranked battle is still as fun and frustrating as ever, but this time each mode is given its individual rank. This is great because now I can finally play Tower Control without ruining the gain I made in Splat Zones. The maps are now on a rotation of two hours instead of four, which promotes longer play sessions. Now if there’s a map that I hate (probably The Reef), I don’t need to wait four whole hours to see it gone. The last small bonus I’d like to comment on is the music. While it still consists of the same squeaks and quirky noises as the first, it’s still bursting with personality and a lot more palatable this time.
Even though I’ve complained they only added one new real mode, Salmon Run is an absolute blast. Even though there aren’t all that many enemy types, the battlefield can get really chaotic and overwhelming quickly, which is a great thing for a horde mode. The fact that you don’t get to choose your weapon in this mode means that players need to carefully think about their strategy with each weapon type. Even though on the surface it may look simple enough, Salmon Run can get very difficult quickly, and the tide of battle can change at any moment (yes, pun very intended). The only downside to this mode is that for whatever reason it’s not playable at all times, only in certain pre-set sessions.
The story mode suffers from the same condition the much of the rest of the game suffers from. It’s strikingly similar to that of the original Splatoon. However, it makes a few tweaks that make the mode feel just fresh enough until the end. For example, Sheldon will require you to use certain weapons for different levels, meaning you can’t just blow through enemies with the same strategy every time. The octoling battles are also vastly improved over the original game, as they require you to recover eight mini-zapfish rather than simply make it to the goal like last time. Lastly, the story involving everyone’s favorite musical duo (I can say this with confidence, Pearl ruins it for Off the Hook) and the final battle are both anticlimactic. Without spoiling anything, that’s about as much as I can say. It’s shocking (zapfish pun this time) that the ending was the weakest part of the story mode, because the finale was showered with praise in the original.
Overall, I have very mixed feelings about this game. On one hand, the game provides a memorable experience that’s bursting with personality and just plain fun. And that’s the point, isn’t it? To quote Reggie, “if it’s not fun, why bother?” But on the other hand, it feels like I’m just playing the original Splatoon again. When there’s a noticeable lack of new core gameplay content and many complaints from the first game have yet to be addressed two years later, it makes me question whether I’m truly experiencing Splatoon 2, or if I’m experiencing Splatoon with a few of those weekly updates thrown in there. It’s very difficult for me to score Splatoon 2, and I’ve actually been fluctuating on it for a few days now. I don’t think I’ve ever been this conflicted on game. I want to be able to give it a fair score without feeling like I’m grading it on the achievements original Splatoon. So, grading this as a sequel standing on the shoulders of the giant Splatoon, I score Splatoon 2:
7/10
Final thoughts: Don’t get me wrong, it’s a fantastic game (now I feel like I’m rambling), and I’ll play this 7/10 more than higher scored games, but it’s the distinct lack of noticeable improvements that makes the game unworthy of the big pink “2” in the title.
Shoot I forgot to talk about the communications
Communication is one of the game’s biggest flaws. I’m not in the group that cares for voice chat, as I have no need for it, but even beyond that fiasco, basic communication features are tiresome. It’s difficult to join friends in Turf War, as when you join friends it’s a complete coin toss as to whether it queues you in their lobby or tells you that the console can’t reach your friend’s. Sometimes it takes me up to four individual turf wars before my brother can connect, and that adds up, since there’s now nothing to do in the lobby. You can’t play Ranked Battle together at all, instead you need to reach B- to unlock League Battle, which is essentially multiplayer Ranked. I can’t comment on this, because, as much as I hate to admit, I haven’t reached B- just yet (I’m close on Splat Zones though). One communication feature the game excels in is wireless. You can play any map, any mode, with any weapon with friends over wireless. You can even play Salmon Run over wireless, but it isn’t optimal as it doesn’t adjust for any less than four players.
How would I fix this all? Simple: create a communications lobby where friends can join to wait together before choosing what they want to do, instead of trying to catch a friend inbetween battles or attempting to queue in their lobby.
Thanks for the review man, I’m still gonna buy it for sure but it’s good to know to expect the flaws :0
If you’ve never played the original splatoon, it’s probably a 9/10. I’m looking from the perspective of a sequel to a great game rather than a great game itself.
And no prob! It was fun writing it. 😀
I’ve payed the first one so I’m probably gonna be a bit disappointed, but tbh I’m probs still gonna love it :0
My main problem with the game is playing with friends. I hate that it won’t just keep you on the same team as them every time. It’s unnecessary rivalry when we could just be working together. I also don’t really like the whole “two maps” per hour type thing they have. It gets a bit tiring.
I do think local co-op would work really well here with the Switch, so it’s a shame that they need a whole other switch to play locally. That’s just my opinion, I’ve always played shooters with my brother.
My final critique would be that they could do SO much more with the mythology of the world and create a whole interesting universe with unique stories and characters, but it just feels like they’re not interested in doing that. I’m gonna compare it to Halo because that’s a pioneer for FPS both online and off. The story and universe for the halo series (while perhaps being convoluted) are interesting and there are good characters and arcs. I don’t get that feel here. I get it’s a kids game, but pokemon tells good stories too.
That said, I love that they’re giving free DLC, that’s always a huge plus to me, and I really am enjoying the game, especially because I did not play the first. I just think there’s more here than they realize.
7.8/10
A tiny bit salty because I was lucky enough to beat Lugia in this suburban town I live in, but wasn’t able to catch it…honestly the premiere ball system they have going really isn’t very good. I’m 1/3 on catching the raid bosses
Ok, time to (finally) get back to watching Gurren Lagann.
I swear, Kamina is a gift from God.
So thanks to GameFAQs (said no one ever) I just learned a dumb, but kinda cool fact
Each Tapu repeats a different vowel twice in their four letter, Hawaiian inspired name :0
Will we get a Tapu with the O vowel? :0
Koko?
Koko ?
It’s ‘A’ that’s missing :p
Omg, I’m so freaking sleepy
You’d have been right if it was Tapu Kaka 😛
Tapu Hala, Hala is a Tapu confirmed.
Gusp :0
New article fronds ??
I have a fun idea for you all. So as USUM is potentially going to have an alternate universe, the characters in SM may totally be different in this version. So as these characters are prob going to be different, you guys can come up with what differences and changes the characters have.
For example, in USUM, Guzma received loving support from his family that allowed him to become able to beat the island challenge, to which he was able to fulfill his dream of becoming a trial captain. As captain, Guzma seeks to guide trainers on the right path in their journeys just as his family helped him in his direction of life.