One of the more interesting tidbits to come from Nintendo’s E3 showing was this tidbit:
Mr. Ishihara of The Pokémon Company is pleased to announce a core RPG Pokémon title will be coming to #NintendoSwitch!
— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) June 13, 2017
While many have speculated that the main Pokémon series would be making the jump from the Nintendo 3DS to the Switch, it has now been confirmed that we will be seeing games on the latter. It was later added that it could be “well over a year” until we see a title on Nintendo’s latest console however, hinting that it could be Gen VIII.
Are you HYPED to see a Switch Pokémon RPG?? I am! You may have seen on Twitter last night that I have one in my apartment now… although it is my roommate’s. Sewaddle salaries don’t cover such luxuries :'(










Just looked up that sushi game it looks pretty cute but I’ll give it a pass. Seems like it would make a decent anime though. https://youtu.be/rr_tWiwW42E
War of Sushi :3
https://www.kotaku.com.au/2017/06/who-won-e3-2017/
A poll on who one E3
NIntendo over 70% of the votes
Won
Why did I type one
You’re going stress loopy
Gotta say Nintendo won this year.they had good reveals and well put together segments and more importantly it was entertaining to watch.
Exactly
As much as I like Nintendo, I gotta say Sony.
No 2017 releases
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f6ccb6d31d70877f1ff511a8315ccf7fea2b5aff866c1364fb26ebd06dee826f.png
And if I voted I’d be part of the 70
Nintendo: Games
Sony: 2016 remastered
Bethesda: SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM
Ubisoft: Bwahhhhh
EA: No comment
Xbox: SIX TERAFLOPS
Basically XD
That E3 was seriously not okay, Nintendo committed actual murder
Sony abd Bethesda didnt need conferences they didnt even talk
Did any?
Nintendo: 4
Sony: Spiderman featuring quick time events
Bethesda: It’s still 2011, right?
Ubisoft: I didnt actually watch this one
EA: “What should we bring to E3 this year?” … “What’s an eethree?”
XBOX: 4….k
Xbox: Xbox one X is the most powerful console
Me: What about games
Xbox: It also has 6 teraflops
Me: still wheres the games
Xbox: 6 TERAFLOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
Seems like Microsoft’s presentation was a real flop
Xbox biggest moment easily was Minecraft 4K, like that doesn’t sound redundant at all
The Avengers (2012)
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Stardust Crusaders (2014?)
Justice league leaked footage
Duwang Gang.
https://youtu.be/RordBk3Ztk4
https://68.media.tumblr.com/139eb8c286d3db6bf2e38833794a1fb7/tumblr_or3u0b27xc1qbmz1io1_540.jpg
I just got my new phone charger. I can finally use my phone again!!!
Ayyy
It’s super long too.
Like my d**k
Or uncensored
Like my duck
Is this an Alola Form duck?
He’s
She’s
It’s
He
She
We
WUmBo
Wumbology? The study of wumbo?
I need a wumbo women
enough with all the wumbo jumbo
All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman, a giant woman!
Exactly
There’s
http://hillviewexotics.net/images/whrund.jpg
googling “long duck” was very risky so be fucking thankful
How long is it?
I need a new gameboy SP charger
The last one broke in a day due to insanely bad luck
How much did you get charged for it?
I didn’t buy it, my mom did.
That was a jok (pun more specifically) :p
I just asked for the pun
Oh
Guys if Pokémon were real, which would be your pet?
A L O V U L P I X
Rowlet or Dewpy
Rockruff, it’s so cute, I love it!
Sandshrew,
I’m honestly surprised you didn’t say a Pokemon that could wreak havoc wherever it is.
Look I wanted a Sandshrew for a long time
And besides it’s extremely low maintenance
Keep a sun lamp in a crate or a tub of sand
Feed it grasses fruits and kibble
And just brush it off really good before you let it on the furniture
A big violent Pokemon would require a ton of physical exercise to keep it from going stir crazy
Tbh I feel like large Pokémon would be used for battling/pet hybrids and not as traditional pets
True I’m just thinking about the time you’re not battling
I mean unless your property is large enough to accommodate Pokemon and keep them occupied they’re gonna start acting rambunctious if not entertained
That’s why for now just a small insanely cute Sandshrew babby
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ea/d1/8a/ead18a2e6310897a3c37302031357893.jpg
Although I don’t think my father would enjoy it digging up the lawn
Wailord. I’d keep it in my backyard
or Furret but actually wailord
One Furret?
I’d take a whole scarf store of them
I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD HAVE MORE THAN ONE
I DIDN’T EITHER I JUST LIKE CUTE THINGS
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Have fun watching it dehydrate you sick bastard
All pokemon can breath out of water it’s fine.
I didn’t say suffocate I mean wailord breathe air but they still need to stay wet,
I’d buy it a swimming pool 😀
An Olympic swimming pool?
bitch, do you think i have the money for that? Wailord and sit his ungrateful ass in one of these http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/inflatable-swimming-pool-with-rubber-duck-and-toy-picture-id91114156?s=612×612
His ass would crush it with one cheek alone
Yveltal
That took a dark turn
You just made that pun on the fly
It’s my birden
Eevee or Ralts
Yooo fam don’t know if you saw but I got you in the Nuzlocke
No I didn’t aaaaaaa
What’s the nature?
Brave sadly, I decided I would Sr for a girl one but following Nuzlocke rules as soon as I got it I couldn’t change it :'(
Aw man D: That’ll be nice for a Leafeon tho
And it’s k, Percy is technically a boy’s name so it works 😉
O I was gonna evolve it into an Espeon XD
But if you’re okay with Leafeon I am missing a Grass type 😀
No it’s all good 🙂 Whatever Eeveevolution you need, go right ahead 🙂
Braveheart (1995)
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Braveheart has me rolling my eyes to jupiter ?
Focus blast is more accurate than that movie
The Princess was a kid, in the movies shes a adult
If you could have 6 Pokémon, would you rather have:
8 of your favorite evolution line
8 of your second to fifth favourites, and then your least four favorites
8 of my favourite, I’d totally have like a Salazzle and then seven little Salandits
Well I have two favorite pokemon so 4 Lopunnys and 4 Primarinas
Four Lopunnies would be the cutest thing
Team Charm except it’s all lopunny
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon except it’s all Team Charm except it’s all Loppunny
10/10 best game
8 of my fav
Eevee and its evolutions thank you 🙂
Or just the Gardevoir line that too xD
I actually put it to eight to allow the Eevees XD
You know me so well <3
Eevees are ?
I would have 1 Chandelure 3 Lampents and Litwick and then release them at night to create chaos ?
Eeeevil
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Causally possessing innocent bystanders
OMG! Just saw Volcanion and Magearna movie Holy COW! That was worth it I loved the whole thing yet the limit of Full Zygarde was a little bit disappointing, but i don’t care!
I started watching soul eater https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/88deda27bb51bb401fd9c090a2da0d03cf20861adeaeb9f38aa631acdd361852.jpg
Last shitpost question
If you could only use Pokémon with one unifying colour, which colour would it be?
Do shinies count?
Nah, because I’m Satan ?
If you want to include a different answer for if shinies were allowed you could tho
Like the colour has to be more than a small detail but doesn’t have to be the most of the Pokémon
Gray cause Marshadow
But what else would you use ?
What else do I need?
(I mean I also have access to Kyurem)
I mean if you did green you’d get Deci too ?
But Marshadow
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c75de6f035c26c156d34b33b328f4d480dd8b26b81a5f3cea32408a4f093bf95.png
I know but it’s more of a teal so I dunno if it counts
Bruh that’s green bruh
I know but it’s a specific shade and Marshadow is primarily grey and yeah…
Marshadow has green tho :p
Orange, Alolan Raichu
White because best colour + Florges, Togekiss and Primarina
Green so I could have
Politoed
Torterra
Lilligant
Leavanny
Keckleon
Garbodor (Teal is a variantion of Green. fight me!)
Brown
Rhyperior
Excadrill
Mamoswine
Golem
Marowak
Mudsdale
Blue
Empoleon (wtr/stl)
Vikavolt (bug/ele)
Hydreigon (drk/dgn)
Toxicroak (psn/fgt)
Alolan Ninetales (ice/fai)
Gigalith (rck)
Brown
Decidueye (grs/gst)
Dragalge (psn/dgn)
Arcanine (fir)
Staraptor (nrm/fly)
Lycanroc (rck)
Dragonite (dgn/fly)
Wow this is harder than I thought
Sorry to repost this image but
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Who knew Gladion was an owl
When Dartrix was revealed ?
I mean he’s literally doing the pose
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/177/232/c1c.png
Basically
https://twitter.com/dynamo_toon/status/875025836193218562
Its so hard to be a lizard
who am I missing
http://i.imgur.com/LixYYaT.png?1
WHY AM I WITH EARTHEN
I JUST RANDOMLY DECIDED
HES MY ENEMY
We all know he would kill us all… Except maybe Zess or Ultron
I’d kill him
Seraph v.s. Earthen…
I actually would pay to watch that
I’d taunt him into defeating himself
Ultron would sass his ass
YO WE SHARE A DISTRICT
Dae and Fae
I love it
What’s this for?
Hunger Games
This sounds oddly familiar to my idea of Jungle Fisticuffs I had a few months ago except this looks organized and well thought out
oh TCRowlet!
I like how Toucannon gets a slot ?
Unless there was a member called Toucannon and I’m stupid lol
I have the feeling their was once
Bet all of you I’m gonna be the first to die
I’d step on a rock and explode due to bad luck
I feel bad for MonkeyFuzz now
I feel bad for Govnah
You’re missing cascoon
Yeah add her!
Yo star, we better win this
Or more accurately one of us
How much do you wanna bet I’ll die of hunger on the first day?
$1
Nah you survived the first day
Am I to late?!?
meeee
I love how Decidueye has highly thought out and personality filled animations…..
Besides his second air dash which he literally does a flip and his model stays in a static position…. what
Have any of you ever tried to think about what Pokémon people you know would have if Pokémon were real? I’ve done it like once or twice when I was bored lol
Ye
Lol my reasoning can flip between deep, obvious, and obscure XD
Same
I can think of some, my one friend Rhyperior only cause he reminds so much of a less angry Earthen
Nrrrrrrrrrrrr this guy I hated would have a Servine and a Amoongus
And…..somebody else a Clefairy….
Yeah my best friend would have a Darkrai, my teacher would have a Girafarig, and I always imagine babies having like temporary Pokémon for safety. And I know you didn’t ask but usually imagine myself with a Bewear (I imagine I likely wouldn’t have a legendary)
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=xsLhWhS1
You should add Browserboom, Moving and Haxford
will do
Updated:
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=CRJJKY1F
-Earthen Warrior strangles Haxford after engaging in a fist fight.
Whelp
-Spectral Seraph stays at the cornucopia for resources.
FOOL
-Govnah breaks Hipster Rowlet’s nose for a basket of bread.
-Spectral Seraph runs away from Ziggy.
Don’t blame you
-StarStorm tracks down and kills Phantom Thief Alex.
r.i.p
– Dicie throws a knife into Kurusu’s chest.
Looks like you got *puts on sunglasses* banned
-Browserboom, Legume, StarStorm, and TC Rowlet form a suicide pact, killing themselves.
AW FUCK
– MonkeyFuzz and Spectral Seraph hold hands.
– Toucannon dies from thirst.
Day one fallen tributes:
Kuppo
District 3
Kurusu
District 3
Browserboom
District 11
Legume
District 9
StarStorm
District 1
TC Rowlet
District 11
Percy Espeon
District 2
PJ
District 5
Moving
District 12
Fairy
District 2
Toucannon
District 8
Dammit, I died on the first day
I’ma deada already!
-Dicie, Dae, Ultron, Spectral Seraph, and Earthen Warrior hunt for other tributes.
AN UNLIKELY ALLIANCE
– Monkey Fuzz ded
Spectral Seraph picks flowers.
Ultron goes hunting.
Earthen Warrior questions his sanity.
Govnah makes a slingshot.
Ziggy travels to higher ground.
Dae makes a wooden spear.
Dicie tries to sleep through the entire day.
-A fireball strikes Govnah, killing him.
R.I.P
Zess
District 6
Hipster Rowlet
District 8
Dicie
District 6
Govnah
District 4
-Ziggy attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
-Earthen Warrior bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
-Spectral Seraph falls into a pit and dies.
-Ultron convinces Ziggy to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
-Dae accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
The winner is Ultron from District 9!
0.o I kinda called this one
Oh come on my sanity is already screwed 8 ways to Sunday
Why wouldn’t I just go feral and straight up murder everyone
Because deep inside… you’re scared. Just like all of us
Deep inside lurks my dark passenger
And he wants to feed
How did I die? I don’t see what happened xD
Same :0
I left out some parts because I was glancing through it so I missed alot 🙁
sorry
Hey only Earthen answered earlier, but if you could have 1 Pikaclone and 1 Pseudo Legendary chain which would they be?
Minun and Jangmo’o line.
Alright and for that duo both can go cause having one just is… stupid idea
Mimikyu and Dragonite
Wait is Mimikyu really considered a Clone?!
I consider it one. If not, then Emolga
Ok
It ain’t a pikaclone
Mimikyu (if not then Deddenne) and
Kommo-o
Dedenne and Dragonite
Metagross and Marill!
I tried to simulate it again and this happened
Toucannon throws a knife into StarStorm’s head.
Toucannon repaying your salt over it
Oh if you haven’t voted for Butter Geeks Starters vote now!
http://pokejungle.net/forums/index.php?/topic/318-butter-geeks-poll-of-starters/
I can’t because I’m not really on forums but put me down for Charmander/Rowlet/Froakie?
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I decided to do the Jungle games thingy myself because I felt lie it.Here are the results so far
Seraph is evilll
I must kill ziggy!
Aaaannnnnddd I finally died
With 2 kills.
Dae wins
Dang it now i did a hunger games too!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Dicie runs away from the Cornucopia.
Earthen Warrior strangles Haxford after engaging in a fist fight.
MonkeyFuzz runs away from the Cornucopia.
Ziggy grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Kuppo grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Spectral Seraph stays at the cornucopia for resources.
Legume runs away from the Cornucopia.
Moving runs away from the Cornucopia.
Percy Espeon runs away from the Cornucopia.
Toucannon runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Govnah breaks Hipster Rowlet’s nose for a basket of bread.
StarStorm grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Fairy runs away from the Cornucopia.
Fae runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dae finds a canteen full of water.
TC Rowlet takes a handful of throwing knives.
Zess runs away from the Cornucopia.
Ultron, Phantom Thief Alex, Browserboom, and PJ share everything they gathered before running.
Kurusu stays at the cornucopia for resources.
Wow!
Day 1
Toucannon tends to Moving’s wounds.
Percy Espeon tries to sleep through the entire day.
Kuppo receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Browserboom questions his sanity.
Fairy discovers a cave.
Kurusu camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Hipster Rowlet stalks PJ.
Spectral Seraph runs away from Ziggy.
MonkeyFuzz receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Dae’s trap kills Fae.
StarStorm tracks down and kills Phantom Thief Alex.
Dicie thinks about home.
TC Rowlet makes a wooden spear.
Govnah receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Ultron discovers a cave.
Zess begs for Legume to kill him. He refuses, keeping Zess alive.
Earthen Warrior thinks about home.
Damn Star stop with the killing
Can’t stop won’t stop
And Day 1 results
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ad10ed3347fe961c2b3dd0dd2c39c9c97a4d8f74f5c2dbb903f51b695eeeb084.png
Dark days ahead
Kuppo cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
Fairy, Earthen Warrior, and Hipster Rowlet cheerfully sing songs together.
Dicie throws a knife into Kurusu’s chest.
Dae thinks about home.
Moving tries to sing himself to sleep.
Ziggy receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Browserboom, Legume, StarStorm, and TC Rowlet form a suicide pact, killing themselves.
MonkeyFuzz and Spectral Seraph hold hands.
Zess lets Ultron into his shelter.
Toucannon defeats Govnah in a fight, but spares his life.
Percy Espeon dies trying to escape the arena.
PJ receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Ultron forces PJ to kill Earthen Warrior or MonkeyFuzz. He refuses to kill, so Ultron kills him instead.
Zess begs for Ziggy to kill him. He refuses, keeping Zess alive.
Spectral Seraph discovers a cave.
Dicie throws a knife into Moving’s head.
Dae injures himself.
Hipster Rowlet kills Fairy for his supplies.
Toucannon dies from thirst.
Govnah makes a slingshot
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Da F*cks wrong with Earthen he has sang songs for 2 days now
Dicie lets Dae into her shelter.
Ziggy thinks about home.
Spectral Seraph looks at the night sky.
Govnah and Hipster Rowlet talk about the tributes still alive.
Zess, Earthen Warrior, and MonkeyFuzz cheerfully sing songs together.
Ultron looks at the night sky.
Hipster Rowlet sprains his ankle while running away from Govnah.
Zess is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Dicie, Dae, Ultron, Spectral Seraph, and Earthen Warrior hunt for other tributes.
Ziggy stabs MonkeyFuzz while his back is turned
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Gonna just post all the rest here
Ultron climbs a tree to rest.
Dicie is awoken by nightmares.
Govnah, Dae, Spectral Seraph, and Ziggy tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Hipster Rowlet, Zess, and Earthen Warrior sleep in shifts
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes’ families.
Govnah sobs while gripping a photo of his friends and family.
Ziggy decides not to go to The Feast.
Dicie decides not to go to The Feast.
Spectral Seraph decides not to go to The Feast.
Zess and Hipster Rowlet fight Dae and Earthen Warrior. Dae and Earthen Warrior survive.
Ultron stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.
Spectral Seraph picks flowers.
Ultron goes hunting.
Earthen Warrior questions his sanity.
Govnah makes a slingshot.
Ziggy travels to higher ground.
Dae makes a wooden spear.
Dicie tries to sleep through the entire day
A fire spreads throughout the arena.
Dae survives.
Earthen Warrior survives.
Ultron kills Dicie in order to utilize a body of water safely.
Spectral Seraph survives.
Ziggy survives.
A fireball strikes Govnah, killing him.
Night 4
Dae looks at the night sky.
Ultron loses sight of where he is.
Earthen Warrior bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Spectral Seraph receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Ziggy attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Day 5
Ziggy overhears Ultron and Spectral Seraph talking in the distance.
Dae picks flowers.
Dae tries to treat his infection.
Ultron receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Spectral Seraph falls into a pit and dies.
Ziggy thinks about home
Day 6
Ultron searches for firewood.
Ziggy defeats Dae in a fight, but spares his life
Ultron convinces Ziggy to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Dae accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it….
Ultron Won the games!
why am I already dead 🙁 I’m so strong
Earthen stranggled you