To celebrate the game’s one year anniversary as well as 750 million global downloads, real-world events will be taking place throughout the summer and into September. The biggest of these will be the Pokémon GO Fest scheduled to be held in Chicago, Illinois on July 22. Ticket prices have not yet been announced. European players can expect special GO events held in Unibail-Rodamco shopping centers.
Furthermore, beginning on June 13 players can participate in the Solstice Event in Pokémon GO (iOS/Android) which will increase the rates of Fire and Ice-type Pokémon, offer bonus XP for Pokéball throws and also feature a Lucky Egg discount. The event will run only until June 20 though, so watch your calendars carefully!
In addition, Niantic has posted some cryptic words hinting at the long-rumored “gym rework” which will improve the system in which players capture and control Pokémon Gyms, “Soon thereafter, you can look forward to a new update focused on collaborative group gameplay features that will get you playing Pokémon GO in fun new ways. In preparation for these exciting features, we’ll be temporarily disabling Gyms for a short period of time.” We’ll have to wait and see what these new updates bring!
How are you feeling about all this GO news? Still out there catching Pokémon in the real world?










This is my actual first comment on the site. And I was already the master of irony. The money I wasted 🙁 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/72300acb18fffa7f2c1053493a97a16a2b587663705c5c5760f4e49a1ee37378.png
It seems I’m late to a new trend, better catch up.
Here’s my story of sadness and self-discovery: There was once a sad rowlet. He found a website and now is not sad.
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I joined in Mar. 2013 as a guest, and apparently joined a few months later. Wanna know more about my personal history? Here it is -> https://disqus.com/by/ithsme/?
Have fun scrolling.
On a more serious note, you guys have helped me through a few tough times in the recent years, and I thank you for that. This past year, I’ve began to discover my place in the world, and I think part of that has been due to having people I can trust and talk to, both here and in real life.
Were always here for ya bud 😀
Your Welcome we’re all here with loving arms for you pal!
Sappy Star time because its what brings in the upvotes ¯_(ツ)_/¯
The year is 2013. A new Pokemon game has been announced, and young little SilverRiolu is hyped out of their fucking mind. MewThree has been revealed and the little idiot stumbles upon a Pokejungle article about it. What could this thing be. The minecraft obsessed child stayed around on the site, occasionally leaving guest comments on the site. Until ORAS was revealed and their life was changed for ever
…
“^This”
AND THUS SILVERRIOLU HAD GRACED THE JUNGLE WITH THEIR HEAVENLY PRESENCE. I fought hard in the Mega war of 2014. In the end, both me and Djja lost because neither of us got the megas we wanted (Milotic and Froslass) I made lots of shitty art and posted it to deviant art and on Pokejungle. (http://silverriolu295.deviantart.com/ :>)
I called someone gay one time as an insult only to later realize I was a lesbian. That was uncool. I fought for the glory of Team Magma. I tried to join Pika News network despite the fact that I had no writing experience whatsoever, I had a great time! Until…
THE DROUGHT OF 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk7qrL8aZjM
comments were scarce… children were starving. And I visited the site less and less. Nintendo Directs were the Oasis in the desert of no news.
Then Sun and Moon were announced and life had meaning again. With my new identity, I needed a new name… actually it was because I was signing up for a game jam and didnt want to use “SilverRiolu” so I was like
“hmmm ok.. uh.. so.. Silver… silver silver… silver star! I like the sound of star.. star.. star storm. earth bound! PK Star Storm! Star Storm!”
and a queen was reborn. And now here I am! Thank you for reading history. I hope I covered everything.
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Love all you guys <3
I still remember seeing your Marriland fanart in that one episode and admist my feels I was like ‘OMG I KNOW THE PERSON WHO DREW THAT AHHHH’
I screamed and cried while running around my house when I saw it i was so excited :3
I actually met him at Pokemon Symphonic Evolutions. He’s a really nice guy
Me I just stalked every article from a few days before XY and ORAS occasionally looking down at y’all thinking “what idiots” then joined last year just to realize I belonged here now I live the… the… Semi-Happy life of an average teen here in the Jungle
(No joke about the idiots part during ORAS I actually pointed you out to a friend specifically now I feel regret over saying that back then)
That Marriland fanart is seriously so cute. <3 You should redraw it 😛
I wanna redraw everything… I think I will this time thoughh
Bleeeghhhhhhh too sappy
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take your gifs and shove them back up your ass
I swear I love New York
same. low-key i didn’t know who she was before CBBUK
I knew her from Flavor of Love. and with her. That was just crazy lol. Shes queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX2-jUw7h48 mood
i don’t like it, way too crowded and everyone’s an asshole
the girl is nicknamed as new york. he wasn’t talking about the state.
How the hell am i supposed to know
i just was saying lol
We meant the person, But I love the place too. Ive been there and I love the crowd and people. Amazing.
Daedardus’ predictions and tips from seven years ago:
– Buy The Witcher, it’s great.
– Skyrim will be good, except that it will be full of bugs
– Don’t play WoW if you have a hard time at school, you’ll fail
– A new Digimon game will release
– Eating your arms will result in serious injuries and infections
– There’s more free wifi than Gamestops in the US
– The NGP is very powerful, at least six times as much as an iPod.
– The 3DS was Dead on arrival
K it’s 1am so I’m writing this and going bed.
It was July 2016, SM hype was strong so I watched and watched as many GX videos I could to feed my hype until one of his videos had a guest, PJ, I thought he was a cool guy so I went to take a look at his website. And I loved it, the community was great and I couldn’t stop laughing at the sassy and funny comments you made.
So I decided to do something I haven’t done in my life, comment on a place in the internet, so in July I made an account, and used a Chandelure as my Prof pic, it was terrible tho, I was way too nervous to make comments so I ended up making 3 and deleted my account afterwards.
It was until November 6th when I decided to build courage and join in for good and it was one of the best decisions in my life.
Thanks guys for the great times we had together and making my 2016 less shitty ^_^
Gnight
Good Night my Friend see you Tomorrow!
Earthen’s Reverse Time Capsule aka warnings to past Earthen
-Fuck your chances of getting Ground/Fighting type
-Make a Best Buy Account beforehand when buying the Switch
-Fairies still continue to be a fucking assload of annoyances
-Ground Types are a dying breed
-Properly compose a ‘Who to Hate and Why” List Vol. 3
-Track down and murder the one who invented Mega Sabeleye
-You never did get that date
-Life continues to worsen by the year terminate now
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i was sifting through old comments and found this gem
I love this picture always
Yo past star listen up
– Yep you’re trans just get that out of the way
– Lucario sucks and deep down you know it
– Focus on art
– Watch Korra so you can join the fandom
– Dont get mad at your sister
wow that was so deep https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c11a89b2c12a1144a25620c54f4364e1d17d76fc63c644e5ee2c163573c660dc.jpg
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
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YOU HAVE BETTER GIFS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i spend a ridiculous amount of time on tumblr so of course i do https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bd26a4808430dac512e82ed4856269dcc23857b5830380bf28b0758e024c1fac.gif
not as deep as this picture
Britney?
no, it’s one of these iconic twins https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/56bf4f28a2d67010ca721a863de55a31a4351af823bf8e91c01060600851ceec.jpg
wait this is that one Barbie game…
how do I know that
no, it’s a bratz tv series gfhdjsk
Brats I mean not barbie oops.
But no these from from a Bratz video game I swear to god. Caddicarus made a video about it
maybe they appeared in a game 😮 i only have seen the tv show which is a goldmine
Wait, are you really trans?
yep
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Learn something new everyday!
Really wish this world wasn’t the fucked up place it is today for genderissues and I hope someday everyone who wants to transition can get all the support they want.
I’m not in the ideal place (American South >.>) but I do have a loving and supportive family. HRT cant come soon enough but I probably wont be able to get it until I’m 18 so its a long and tough road ahead :/
This site has been such a nice and supportive place though and I owe everyone here so much just for being so amazing and nice to everyone no matter who they are.
Can’t you get puberty blockers already? I think here in Belgium you’re also not allowed to start treatment until 18 and after considerable psychotherapy (they want to make sure you’re 100% behind your decision so that you”l be comfortable with it). But I thought they can give you stuff that essentially delays your puberty. That way if you still decide to not transition, you can fully develop your birth sex.
You know, I experienced gender dysphoria myself, but I never really wanted to make the transition. I’m more than happy living a more androgenous life.
I can I’m pretty sure and we’re going to talk to my doctor about it next time we go. Most of my stuff has been put on the back burner between my mom being busy (She’s a real estate agent and she has like a billion offers going on at once and she has been out of the house often. Plus she’s planning two trips so she has her hands full the poor woman)
I hope I can catch a bunch of Cyndaquil. I have Meganium and Feraligatr, but never come across Cyndy
Fire Types are amongst my lowest captures in GO. Still below 10 for them.
Same here. The only reason I was even able to get a Charizard was because of that starter event they had going on at the beginning of the year.
I caught 1 getting lucky finding it at a rural church one day
Anybody want to battle in Pokemon. For old times sake. We can do it anyway you’d like. Monotype if you want. Multi if we can get 4
Sure I need a reason to be less lazy tonight so lets try a Multi-Again! 😀
I’d do a past me but I don’t think I can do that without becoming furious at myself
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Yeah.. I’ve made some small mistakes in my past due to being a little TOO innocent to realize that I was fucking up and they cost me BIG
Gross
Earthen, now is not the time to talk about what you see in your mirror
i just tell myself i’m gonna die alone and unhappy
I just made mine at the end I actually teared up remembering
Kuru… (Hugs)
Mostly due to how much you all do for me I really want to take my life less for granted
Well we’ll always be there for you!
And me there for all you
Thanks a ton Kuru! 😀
Your Welcome
:3 (hug)
*Hugs*
I teared up as I opened up my sketch book to redraw bergamask and… polka. Today has been an emotional rollercoaster
To Past Me:
-It’s okay to be moody and anxious, just talk to people more so you don’t explode
-PJN is da best.com and you won’t regret it
-You’ll meet this guy called Hipster and make a ton of fic ideas that you will never complete he’s the best
-Watch SU and more TV shows that you know you will like, I know you get lazy and don’t feel it, but just put it on
-Remember to listen to both sides and work towards compromises
-Pokemon is life
-Write more stuff please (your novels/poetry/play hate you for not writing)
past you
-tell your future self to f*cking write 🙂
jk jk
– you’re amazing and don’t ever change
Forreal, I need to write in general
That awkward moment you have a female drampa named uncle grandpa and it has good ivs and modest nature and you have to keep it cause ditto is non existent and the drampa is a stupid low encounter rate
Rename it
I can’t/….. this name is my drampa name
Well since everyone else is doing similar things as of origins I now want to tell my tale which is sad, heart racing, intriguing and maybe touching depending on who you are
The year was… forgotten I can’t remember, but the article was the leaked full Kalos dex of the datamine since that article when I was told about this place I checked everyday happily looking for a new article and stuck it out all the way to ORAS and stayed through the dry time, but I never once commented or looked down here (I had issues with online stuff then) but as I got into Miiverse I drifted from here a bit I really wish I hadn’t, till I got bored on a March day last year at a Robotics Tournament and I signed up for an disqus account, but scared off for a while by Galemucles or something (idk the guy with a Teddiursa avatar) then left till last July when after being done with Miiverse (and the Clan known as Dragma there) I came here and started to post as I only wanted to stay about a month… but as I posted I got wrapped up here when I had problems you helped me, I needed a laugh you gave me it, anything and y’all were there and you all were just so nice so I decided to stay and be here with y’all. And ever since you’ve all been there for me when I can’t decide something, when I’m upset, when I just need someone to talk to, anything you all were here for me and in turn I’ve promised whenever you need me I will try till the end to help in any way I can! Go Pokemon!
And thats the story of The Summer/Last Kurusu…
I found this site from a YouTuber whom I can’t remember the name of leading up to XY.
Shofu maybe? I recall him visiting this website.
ayyyye I love me some black care bear poketubers
Definitely wasn’t shofu. I think it did start with an S tho >.< He was some newsy covering type of YouTuber. I don't even think he was strictly a poketuber.
Tyranitar Tube visited PokeJungle every now and then. Maybe not him though since.. no S
ZephyrSonic. Thats how I discovered this place too
THAT’S IT!! 😮
Off topic : I remember us reporting Tyranitar’s videos at some point fhdjsk
lol why?
I think because he was basically reading off Pokejungle and not giving any credit to where he was getting his ideas and news.
^^^ Basically, and I think a certain person made a joke about it and I think someone actually did it and we all thought it was funny, so we started reporting his videos too.
Raddest story Ever!
Hi. For some reason everyone is writing about their past self. That’s it
Lemme just summarize what mine was…
-Went on a chat fourm (not saying what) that I used since I was a young kid
-Was 15ish at the time
-Was really really innocent to shit
-Rps happened, joined one with people a bit younger than me because I was so concerned about fitting in I clearly couldn’t tell I was making a mistake
-Trolls joined the site
-spent the next year telling people I was a pedo, they would end up tricking me into making some mistakes I didn’t know were wrong at the time.. I don’t wish to refer to these
-Most people wanted me dead while the few ones who didn’t later ended up figuring out that they knew I wasn’t and simply did it because they found it fun
yeeeeeeeeep, that’s my shit
My moral? Don’t be stupid
Definetly deleting this later
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Yeah that’s basically what happened….
only to learn the next year why the shit with my adoption happened…. I haven’t been through the worst ride ever and but I’m certainly grateful to start anew
We’re all here to support you <3 Don't forget – people change!
True, I’m not as gullible now
A new you, a better you
Seraph the Ultimate Memer!
My hidden name
wow wtf
Dont beat yourself up over the mistakes of the past though. You’re a new you and youre really freaking awesome
She’s right on the money there you in my opinion are one of the many reasons I stay here your just fun to be around!
Thanks Kuru…. it means a lot
Your Welcome!
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😀
Thank you Star……
My biggest annoyance at myself is that some people who really trusted me ended up getting swayed and really hurt by it…. So I can’t help but be mad at myself about that… if I never joined I wouldn’t have ever had it happen…
At the same time I might have been dead to be fair…. so I really dunno what the optimal path was
*hugs* Well I’m really glad you’re here. You make mistakes so you can learn and grow and change. 🙂
(Hugs) Yeah… I agree
Sounds… interesting?!
But no dude Sorry about that 🙁
Awww *hugs* D:
Well, no worries here, us family sticks together <3
(hugs)
🙁
Things just happen… I’ve always become a bit more scared of people since than… I have to admit….
I’m not good at giving advice, so this is new territory for me. But I can say this- it’s okay dude. Just remember that yesterday’s Seraph doesn’t reflect today’s.
Agreed… It just…. I never knew that people could be so ….. horrible just for the hell of it
Such is human nature, sadly. That’s why you have to find your own corner of humanity, the good corner, and thrive there instead.
Indeed, good corner is best corner
As long as you learn your mistakes and strive to never fall down that path again. We all can forgive you. Remember you must Forgive but never Forget.
Agreed…at least I’m not dumb enough to fall for those sorts of thing again
I’ve made some really horrible mistakes too. That’s a good moral really, simple and true. Keep moving forward and never make those same mistakes again.
exactly
So I came to this site the day X and Y came out. And joined the discussion down here a few months later…
I used to be called CharizardKing.
After ORAS, I started to forget how fun Pokemon was and stopped playing and actually at one point almost sold my 3ds..
And then we got the Pokemon GO announcement. I made a new account cuz I couldn’t remember my password for CharizardKing, and met all kinds of new accounts/people and saw old Jungle users like Xatu and Dae.
Ever since then I’ve been here just chilln… I don’t come on here very often where there is not much happening in the community but when there is exciting stuff you bet I’ll be ready to intensely discuss news!!
You were Charizard King? I remember you! 😀
Yah my dude.
You and I are veterans lol
Haha, we’ve been here for a while, but there are a few who’ve been here longer lol
yes. It’s quite crazy..
Newbies v.s. Veterans War! I decree it as a still technically newbie
What the fuck am I? XD
Hmm not sure
I am….
(insert outdated meme here)
Dat boi?
also I was unfortunately here when a lot of the “bad stuff went down”
Bad stuff? What happened?
Just lots of fights. There was this one guy who was just so mad at everything that happened with Pokemon and got into a fight with everyone because he said that Pokemon and video games suck..
He was very negative about stuff…. And there were other things that I would not like to mention. But mostly good stuff happens here on the site
Ah I think I know who you are talking about. Is it the same guy that told me that psychology isn’t a real science and who I tried to help?
yes I think so. His avatar was some anime character…
Auragar by any chance? Then I was here for that probably I came around during those fights
OMG I think that’s his name
Oh yeah he was around last year and I was here for that I tried to help and argue but I wasn’t successful
Yeah that’s his name, I just didn’t want to say it because I think it’s best to respect him that way
Yup. Most of the fights happened the week before E3, so 1 year anniversary, yay?
I may then have come June then cause I remember but I thought it was July oops
Lmao, remember him saying “it’s free speech” 🙂 Like… seriously…
Ahhhh Ziggy… you crazy racist troll you. I dont miss him 🙂
That’s not who we’re talking about, at least I don’t think so.
Yo it’s Ziggy Ziggs
I just call him the Forbidden one (as in I refuse to incite his name unless reviving are problems is going to happen)
I remember I got into a fight with him.
I remember the time I went against Stars wishes and went full on bad kurusu even call him a c*nt (not a smart move on my part)
Ok I understand not wanting to mention things. But sounds rough but good thing we live in the Jungle today where…. only mild fights happen
I remember him. Without disclosing a name for whatever reason, I need to admit I made mistakes. I was one of the guys arguing with him the most instead of trying to help, and I apologize for that. It was unnecessary and I feel bad about it, especially considering how suicidal he seemed. I hope he’s okay now. :/
oh wait maybe im thinking of the wrong person oops sorry
yes he eventually came around and apologized..
That’s good, at least he’s okay.
Since everyone’s doing it and if my friends jumped off a bridge I would to, here are the warnings to my past self:
– Get into Monster Hunter, now. Don’t wait as long as I have.
– Start learning basic programming early, it’ll help later on.
– Quit being your shy self. Seriously, as uncomfortable as being semi-social might be, you’re only holding yourself back in the end.
– Don’t do the thing.
– Don’t mistake unrealistic expectations others have for you for pressure you put onto yourself.
– You’ll get through 2015
– You will live until 2017, at the very least. Do all the stupid stuff you want until then.
– Stop worrying so much.
———————-
That got really deep, and I think this would be a good therapeutic activity, actually. Here are some fun ones to lighten the mood.
– Gen 7 will have the best grass starter
– Don’t get your hopes too high for E3 2015
– Don’t overthink these lists (I’ve been on this for 20 minutes lol)
I like the gen 7 one
Though you’re really awesome so
Past me:
-Enter this place, everyone really cool. Rumors are fun. Lower Everyone Attack
– Im cringy
-XY come out. Much fun.
– Reject Real Life friends to stay on Pokejungle.
– Become like #3 Spammer. After Earthen and Djja
– Make a lot of friends and specific groups.Dexbuddy. Rival. Hoenners. Shiny hunting buddy. etc.
-Shiny Hunting craze. Forget Battling when you can shiny hunt.
-ORAS come out. I cry and evolve.
-Pray for Battle Frontier for 9 months
– ORAS come out. Everyone ded.
– Use Chatango more and befriend those people. No longer cringy. (or even more???)
– Ready to Competitive BAttle. Make like 30 teams People still ded.
– Cry
– Sun Moon Announced. Rebirth.
– People here. Im happy.
– No One Battles Still. I cry.
I think thats pretty much it. I may be missing big details. But oh well.
m8
This is a longshot, but remember PJBFF?
Heck Yea I do. Me and you PJBFFs. Man. We were so close.
😀
OMFG Djja. Where the hell did that dude go??
He just didnt care for Pokemon on a Pokemon site. Just became super irrelevant
got it..
Which buddy am I
The best one
*blushes*
And for what I wanna work on? Public speaking
I know I’d be good at it if I didn’t stutter and panic so much… but alas..
YOU CAN DO IT
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
SO DO IT
DON’T LET MY DREAMS BE DREAMS
My problem is that I get extremely nervous and talk super fast just to get it over.
I’ve learned to tell myself to breathe and look at the back wall and not at the people and slow down.
I do that to, that’s a good strategy though
Lol I guess you could say Public speaking is what I do for a living… Just, for like 10,000 people…. *giggle*
I would die if I had to speak in front of 10.000 people
I do it almost every night and I’m not dead so that’s a good thing
YOU are amazing
why thank you…
My advice is if you are gonna speak or do something in front of an audience, do something your passionate about.
Then you will enjoy it more….
I seeee
I get to do what I’m passionate as a job and I’m only 16…
Some people find it early like me, some people find it later but when you find your spark it’ll be easy (sorry to be cliche and all flowery but its tru)
WAIT WHAT!?
lol did you need clarification on something?
YOU’RE ONLY 16?!
yes.
Holy crap..
lol why is that crazy.
Because I’m 17
oh. So we’re one year apart. Wait I still don’t understand lol
I’m amazed how all that is set out for ya already, already doin your job
Meanwhile I can’t even properly work a toaster…
I can do that to a certain extent
oh gotchya… Well I also got lucky to a certain extent along with a lot of hard work, but lol everyone finds it at one time in their life.
True
Boi, I’m only 14 lmao
Lucky Duck. I wish I could speak to that many people. Public Speaking is the bomb. My accent is makes me slightly difficult to understand though. But I try to Americanize my voice when speaking in front of people
haha. Well I do more then just speak so there’s a reason why I “speak” to so many people haha
just imagine them in their underwear (just remember to avoid boners)
Thats literally the worst advice
If you’re even considering taking my advice in any point of your life you should highly reconsider your life choices
I take your advice at times
Your loyalty delights and sickens me
OH GOD
You just gotta put yourelf out there.
I unlike many people, love speaking. Publically. To just strangers. Im very extroverted. So I may not understand your problem. But you just gotta volunteer yourself. Like if you have a speech in a class. Dont wait until a teacher calls on you. Volunteer to be third or something.
PRACTICE.
This is more for class. The more you pratice the better it is. TRUST me. I thought I could nail a spanish Oral because Im good at speaking. Ha! I dont even think I knew Hola because I forgot everything.
GO OUT THERE.
This is like Point one. But for people. You see a girl/boy you like. Dont sit and think if you should. Just go before you get a chance to question yourself.
Okay…. do you think debate club is a good start?
Heck yea!
Maybe not the class because you dont want to lose points due to fear you cant control. But if its a club go for it man!
Okay! I’m in it…just too spooked to speak
Well might as well do the [The War Ballad of the Warrior of the Earth]
“Pain……Pain… Agony…. My hatred burns through the cavernous deeps. The world heaves with my torment. Its wretched kingdoms quake beneath my rage… But at last… The whole of this world will break… And all will burn in the fires of my fury…
I washed up here back in some long ass time ago and haven’t left since because you can’t get rid of me that easily, i caused numerous fights, outrages and overall chaos, i still wonder why i am still allowed here, I got into competitive battling and unlocked that dormant rage that still envelops me to this very nanosecond, i’d butt heads with virtually anybody and vice versa, i quickly and effectively established that i am a natural born Master of Ground type Pokemon and one of the very firsts to show such unflinching loyalism and enthusiasm for such a neglected type, I got angry at the drop of a hat and had great urges to bite people’s legs off, i swore a blood oath to hate some users for life (they know what they did) when the drought came i became a regular on Chatango for a couple of months until i was banned for a whole week due to one of my biggest meltdowns in my entire life (which wasn’t even my fault) then i found my way back to Disqus where i belong, met some assholes, schmucks and some faggots whom i love very dearly (keep it under your fucking hat or i’ll break your god damn legs off) and honestly my memory comes and goes, people kept changing their usernames and i barely recognize them anymore, in my time here i have firmly established myself as the local sociopathic war lord who loves beating people senseless and has a colorfully graphic mind on how to commit these atrocities
in conclusion
All Hail Earthen.
YOU DO LOVE US!! 😀
The Earth may be filled with rage but it does have a heart
abet a broken black one
how shall i do this,
Misery Style or just try to bend them the other way
Earlobe
Earlobe?
Yes
i get cha
bend you legs and your spine backwards until they touch the earlobe
Nah nah nah
It’s ONLY the Earlobes
i specifically said you you didn’t keep it under your hat i’d make you a paraplegic
Hmmm
Aw damn this is so well written…..
We used to get along until we started playing video games against each other 🙁
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
” i caused numerous fights, outrages and overall chaos, i still wonder why i am still allowed here,”
Because we still luv u
I don’t know that feeling, i’m honestly most used to being hated
We do luv ya
Grrrghhhh……if only somebody in the real world said that……..
Well it takes a while but you find someone!
i don’t want to be in my god damn thirties if and when i meet somebody, i already feel like a joyless old man
these are supposed to be my best years and they’re freaking horrible
Since it’s Super Backstory Time Block here on Pokejungle, I might as well join in. I remember coming in all the way back in September (I think it was about a CoroCoro leak, it was the 14th), and I believe my first username was Pokemon Trainer Alex. I named myself this because I couldn’t think of a good name, so I just said “Fuck it” and went for it. As the months went by, I made a lot of friends here. I’m actually friends with Seraph here irl, I met him through another one of my friends as well as another one, and the four of us just kinda became a little group (we also have a Kik group chat, but it’s not just us four anymore). In case you’re wondering, I started with Diamond and Pearl (Or Leaf Green, I don’t remember which), it’s why I’m so fond of Gen 4. I did a face reveal a while back too (Just search through my profile and you should find it. I just like to come here to unwind, talk to peeps, and share my interests to see if anyone shares it.I’m a very social person, if you couldn’t tell. That’s about it.
I have no idea how you learned the magics of socialization
I was born with it.
BABEH I WASH BORN DISH WAYE
Man….I really have grown …. I became a lot better of a person for doing so…
….which will be entirely subverted when I do a repeat of last year and download USUM a week early before actually buying it (which I’ll do when it is released)
Its weird how much just a year can change you
.o.
I’m im a fucking teenager what am I goona do when I’m like 70
Agreeeeeeeeedddddd
You’re gonna rule the world!
I will be asking “Where the f*ck did my Pikachu go?!”
“Lemme tell you what it was like in 2016 kids..
there was this fucking gorilla…
but more importantly I met the love of my life..”
*pan over to a pictur frame with a photo of Tracer in it*
I’ll probably be beating my grandkids in Pokemon battles and making myself the official Pokemon Master of my family tree
Same tbh
yeah me too, i used to beat things with a sack of rocks, now i use a discarded sledge hammer head
ok just wanted to know if u knew bubsy is back
WAIT FOR REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RHdrmZsNs0
WAYIGUO:>KUGHKJU>UMHUPJILNHOKJNB I NEED THIS
THE LORD IN HIS KINDNESS… HE GIVES ME WHAT IVE ALWAYS WANTED HE GIVES ME MORE BUBSY
Also there’s a lack of what could possibly go wrong
WAIT WHAT
I met the best person ever thanks to this site and want to be with her forever 🙂
Earthen?
LMFAO
Leave TC alone!!!!!! bndjskl
Made my day with that reply
😀
XD!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!
TCRearthen
A new shipping pair
THE DOVES SING
OTP
No, don’t bring PokeJungle ships back xD
Jennah 😛
DO it Hipster, you know you want to
STOP REMINDING ME OF MY DARK PAST!!!!
remember when people shipped you with that guy? your knight in a shining armour 😛
Was it UberMawile?
Don’t you dare
I am very sorry if i got it right
Nah it was someone else 🙂
oh ok good i felt bad
I hope nobody’s ever shipped me. Or I’ll ship them with my banhammer.
I ship you with the banhammer
beat me to it
Or beat me with it ;3
Kinksss
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e96c66b2d0440cf4204222f6056c821c8d8a471df39c65abbdc90b16fa6ce333.gif
Heh
OTP for lyfe <3
I'm about to start writing some fics brb (jk jk)
I already have a stack of art I drew of them
And so the Rowlet squawks as the stalagmite is raised into…
I’m stopping here
You damn well better
You shouldn’t talk bottom boi
I just found the cringiest edit I ever made. Welp, can’t wait for everyone to hate me. The veterans will know who is who https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d3732c4c4d32fab53ff30b201a0d97fae72e7a19410cd8540f5c01962a247719.png
MAXIE FROM TEAM MAGMA
Why did I say that that is Archie
Is that Shadypenguinn?
Actually Archie x Defensive 😛
And yeah it’s Shady. A guy used to have a crush on him, but he got banned iirc.
Shady is rad af
EARTHEN AND DJJA
sorry Djja… Earthen has a new man
UGHHHHh wait……was it Djja or StarBits who posted MistyStuffer
Ahhhhh Im glad i never made it
awww heavy..
and mega swampert OMG
Heavy? I still see him sometimes
Mega Swamper is Jordin 🙂 He used to make avatars for all of us
I wish I still had the Lucario he made for me. They looked so rad
his username was Jordin tho???
or that’s his real name cuz I don’t remember anyone by the name of Jordin…
his username was that lmao. he deleted a long time ago 🙁 i think because of a controversy which I will NOT talk of
This place is so full of controversies that just get lost to time. Its so weird that a Pokemon Website has this much history around it
*herstory
and yeah I agree. I wasn’t expecting any kind of drama when I first joined lol
They dont tell you what you’re in for when you join
herstory lmao
also fucking hell, my grammar
NOW i remember lol.
I do remember Jordin..
But there was another user that had the username MegaSwampert that I got confused with haha
A song of agonizing fury and sheer terror as Earthen goes on another chainsaw massacre
Earthen is best girl
http://orig08.deviantart.net/43de/f/2011/172/a/a/angry_face_2_by_confettiman-d3jmsqy.png
Perfect reaction
just once can the other side be a female
I thought you were a female
Gender is an illusion. Run to your lover
STAAAHHHPPPP xD
Best response ever
I’m a god damn dude, my chromosome count says so (granted i don’t enjoy the extra)
Chromosomes Schmomasomes
Earthen, you should know that ships sail on the sea out of the reach of the land
Never stop being you Star <3
:3
Ughhhhhhhh enough just freaking enough
i hate shipping especially when y’all pair me with people i hate (and if their dudes)
Im a faker. Earthen is the real Rad Queen
Same I’m not a girl either
Earthen is only girl
Earthen best gril. Confirmed
Enough already
Barbie; Earthen edition
Like they would make a plus sized barbie
Except its you but thiccer
i should stop thinking before i get the brainwaves crossed
Eheheh
I thought they were recently?
But you are
Ok Ok.
You’d think someone who threatens to kill everyone on the daily would tolerate some small teasing.
You know god damn well i don’t like being teased
And nobody likes their life being threatened.
Just staaaaaaaahhhhhappp
The moment you’re taking a drink and just about spit it out everywhere. Such a priceless comment XD
This is the sweetest thing ever, you know she feels the same as well ^_^