PokéLand, a new mobile game for smartphones and tablets, has been announced. The title is now in alpha testing in Japan for Android devices. The game seems to be a follow-up to the Pokémon Rumble series and features stylized Pokémon fighting in real-time. The current version features over 130 monsters to collect.
Although the game is only being tested on the Android platform an iOS release has been confirmed for launch.
Excited?? How do you feel about more mobile Pokémon games?
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That’s … really… weird
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Hey there’s no reason to mess up my boi
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What are you trying to accomplish?
Oh god no
what is this supposed to be?
I am 99% sure this is supposed to be referencing Chimera Lisa
ITS STILL UGLY AS FUCK
Wtf is that? This is Silvally + Lillie + Incineroar + Decidueye + Primarina
It’s something that should be purged from this world
Chimera Lisa or this thing?
This thing
I want it. For snuggles
I don’t… Pokemon Human Hybrids are …. weird
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THAT’S DIFFERENT
Is it though??? 😉
It’s a parasite, not an outright fusion
Still the closest we’ve gotten!
FUSION DANCE CONFIRM…..BAD MENTAL IMAGE GO AWAY
………I looked it up….and saw a Vibrava…..with Tits…..
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOPU
Get my shotgun I’m hunting!
I swear to god, learning how to properly snap my fingers was the best decision of my life
Hey you learned too?! I figured it out only a few months ago too!
You just learned?
I’ve been snapping my fingers since I was two, I even mastered clapping with one hand like castanet
I had muscle delays
I got muscles for days
I had a birth defect, blame my piece of shit birth mom for that one…
Good memes m9
https://twitter.com/MLFoxwell/status/868568829470937090
GODDAMNIT XD
if i ever post this song, thats my farewell for good no responds no text just the video
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
but i’d never do that
Don’t leave me…
everrr
I won’t
Ye
I’m finally watching the new SU episodes so.. here we go >.> (Doug Out up to Wanted)
YESH
Bleh… the proportions..
Wanted is good at least
I like Connie’s dad’s voice tho
He has a very dad voice
CONNIES HEAD IS SO BIG
iTs FoR tHaT bIg BrAiN oF HeRs
SU STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU BY SAYING EARTHBOUND
XD
Just wait till you get to the parts with Lars….. after The Good Lars…that episode admittedly is fucking garbage
Or a tumor the size of an over fed car
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So games will be added on to the service as time goes on, thats really neat
Raaaaaaaaad
Going back to a Dappou Rock related picture fits my life atm
I mean, a song about being a failure and memes? It’s basically my life
Also this picture is godtier for this song
I forgot that there was a Metal-esque Vocaloid song about accidentally dropping pudding on the floor….
Even though I have no idea what most of you look like, I’m gonna make the PJ fam on sims tomorrow!
And then brutally murder all of you.
YAY!! I GET TO DIE AGAIN
Wish granted bb
I’m pretty sure you’ve seen me
Yeah, I can’t take that back unfortunately
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T_T jerk
You peasants couldn’t handle my gorgeous mug
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WAIT ITS SPELLED STEPHEN WTF
Excuse me?
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Oh lord. What is this, handsome squidward + yellow diamond + rhyperior?
…isn’t that what star made?
I made this myself
I could never make something so beautiful
Dwayne the Rock Earthen
Wouldn’t it technically be Earthen “The Rock” Warrior?
😀
D:
Which game tho
4 cause it’s on sale for $20
Ok I finished Doug Out.
More pointless filler but I will admit it was kinda fun if a bit cringey. I always get hyped hearing the end credits different though
I don’t like the 360 they did with Connie’s dad. When did he become so nice? It didn’t feel like him.
Was he ever mean?
Well weren’t him and the mom always really critical about steven and the gems?
Yes till I think the Alexandrite episode
I skipped that one
That wasn’t a bad episode a little weird yes but not the as bad as Rocknaldo
I don’t really remember him being so nice though, even when he “allowed” Connie to hang with Steven
Umm even being filler it did foreshadow to Topaz and Aquamarine’s arrival and that they were after people such as Onion
I still didn’t like that episode personally. The Good Lars was okay, and the last two I did not like. I hope to arceus Aquamarine never comes back
I think she will but I feel if they are going to continue with Topaz being soft and maybe becoming good I feel that Topaz will poof Aquamarine then Steven will Bubble her
I just want Bismuth to unbubble and shatter all these mfers.
I want Busmuth back too but also Centipeedle
Right, bring back centipeetle!! Pull some plot convenience and uncorrupt her T-T
I still have the theory Corrupted and maybe Shattered gems can be restored by Steven in time
Why shattered gems? Cause think what was the cluster?… Gem Shards!
Where did they come from?… Remains of Shattered gems during the war!
And the cluster technically was a gem
So if piecies can reform making a corrupted fusion then put back with the right piecies then healed, then in theory Pink Diamond could be revived (I predict this may happen)
Still anyone agree I make a valid point here?
I bet Steven could.
I mean, he brings people back from the dead and fixes cracked ones
Yeah I believe I have something here that may in turn save the day in the end
I loved her personally, I just enjoyed how bitchy she was, it felt a little different
Her voice hurt my ears and she was an idiot
I felt like she was hiding something…. mainly with how easily she let Topaz get off for nearly destabilizing her
But I also love that moment when Steven comments on how she’s only acting tough to hide something and she just gives Steven this glorious fucking look
This face https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ff1d978dee68892e598fa5736f5b0c0b4d6f3a60a018fec7e86cbfc8ae385f5f.jpg
Her gem placement makes me want to end life more than usual
I swear it was only there for that one joke
But this face is glorious
??? Foreshadowing is still filler if it doesn’t move the plot forward
It’s all to move the plot forward, albiet at a snails pace
It kinda did all of them in a small way did
Have fun with the next episode…. it’s the most boring of the new ones
Challenge: Spot the dragonfruit in the episode
There is a dragonfruit?
Yep
Its on a table
I had dragon fruit, honestly it’s not that great…..
Right now I want some lychees and nectarines…..and good cherries the ones I bought myself taste like trash….
Fruit is so expensive it’s a good thing I rob my supermarket blind
I want a fucking Dragonfruit so bad
Tell me what it tastes like
It tasted plain, and kinda like biting into a stick from a bush with sap in it, the seeds have a odd tangy taste, it was from whole foods and it was the least bruised one
Now if you want an odd taste sensation try a horned melon
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I’m kinda a fruit epicurean
I just need to try it cause its a dragonfruit
Well I did
Now I hope to taste the next big exotic fruit
THE KING OF FRUITS!!!!
DRAYGINFROOT
Durian is the most revolting thing I have ever tried. The taste lingered in my mouth for days. Truly disgusting
What does it taste like?
It was so long ago, but it was just really nasty. Like the taste was so strong, but it wasn’t sweet at all. It tasted like something rotten I guess? I couldn’t get it out of my mouth for a while
Ewww
And I tried it in a pudding form and I hate pudding
Oh god
Bah my pallet has faced tougher challenged and could probably conquer such a royal delicacy
Your funeral.
Win win situation
Kiwano’s are weird…I don’t want to eat melon jelly
Without sugar kind of just like water with seeds and mild hint of Sweet
Interesting
It kinda sucks
I need it
I want to know what star fruit tastes like
Star, give him your fruits
……she’s a fruit
o-o
no
Kinky
Good but not to good imagine a mild tasting Apple with a lot of Water and thats a Star fruit
That’s disappointing. I guess strawberries will remain #1
Live reactions:
Why is Steven so out of character in every Lars episode?
BINGO BONGO THO
STEVEN IS 14 FUCKING YEARS OKD AND DOESNT KNOW WHAT A SWEET POTATO IS WAT? I know he was raised by the gems but still. Wtf. Why do they treat Steven like he’s 9 years old? He even looks like it.
The together breakfast sequence was way more fun than this boring baking montage..
The messages in the episodes are so ham handed now
Spotted the dragon fruit.
BUCK IS SO PURE THO
THAT LITTLE YAAAY OVER THE PLATES WAS STUPID BUT ITS GREAT
Never make Sadie sing please
WHAT HE DOESNT EVEN COME??? WHAT WAS THE POI-oh… OHHHH… OH I SEE WHAT THEYRE DOING
Bingo Bongo
AYYY THE DRAGONFRUIT
More pointless filler really. Just show Lars being attacked. Seriously. Makes him look like less of an asshole
It shows more development for him tho. it pays off too
It doesn’t work when you paint it as he decided not to come rather than what probably really happened
That’s explained…
I know but still. It hurts the episode on its own
They tell you later his reason for not going was due to fear
F*CK YOU SPOILED IT
My bad >~<
Kuruuuu nuuuu
Yeah he does act stupider around Lars
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Dragonite Fruit!
Totally got a Dragonfruit fanmon planned!!!
Imagine if it was a legendary! That would be crazy, even for me!! AHahahahhAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
i’msosorry
The Soda says “So Duh”……..
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It doesn’t matter, the DRAGONFRUIT BOI
I’m not complaining, I’m impressed. And that’s a large dragonfruit
I want it
Dragon Fruit’s not that good though. Its kind of a crappy flavor and has a lot of seeds in it.
Still wanna try
Just prepare for the investment. Their not that cheap, like usually around $6-10 for a single fruit.
Okey!
But you want some I suggest a packet of Sugar to go with it
Oh neato
You turds probably don’t care but could get a kick out of it
In some PTR Wow notes is files for a new pet you can buy with coins you exchanged from pickpocketing treasures
The name of the pet is Dig Rat
Sound familiar?
no
You’re joking right?
Dig Rat from Twitch Plays Pokemon
I forgot that existed
Nothing still beats the first time i saw the Gravity Falls Weirdmageddon Intro
Well Goodnight y’all tomorrow I’m going to post my full theory of the SU world imo and maybe a few new mons. If I get around so stay Frosty
See ya’s!
Unpopular opinion: I’m glad Lapis was trapped in the mirror because it means she escaped the corruption
I agree
I wish we wasn’t trapped in the barn…
True..Would they consider her a traitor if she returned to homeworld? Do they know she’s with the CG’s?
Huh, I guess that adds survivor’s guilt to her depressive personality. that’s actually kinda cleaver.
I’m pissed they didn’t do more to her Stockholm syndrome
You think she liked being in the mirror?
No, in the “I’m on a boat” episode Lapis remembers taking out her frustrations on Jasper and using her every drop of will to hod her down and she said she misses it
Ohhh that. She’s been trapped like 3 times so it’s hard to keep it straight. Poor girl.
I wonder if gems could be inebriated
Seriously like hypothetically we chloroformed a gem would the chemicals affect them, I mean yah they don’t exactly have organs or a immune system but if they can smell and taste to a degree could that work
Doubtful, unless they have a nervous system. They can be “hurt” but I think it’s different than human pain. And chloroform really isn’t a very good way of incapacitating someone. It loses concentration when exposed to oxygen so people doing it in shows and stuff isn’t really realistic. You’re better off trying to knock them over the head or destroying their form and bubbling them
Those are my specialty 😀
Well that might have been because Stockholm’s kind of a debated point. Like its very 50/50 with people who think its real and people who don’t. So they might have wanted to treat it more as a toxic, but addictive relationship, which is less controversial.
Too bad they won’t touch that
Which one is Lapis? Is there a different one for Lazuli?
Eveery time I hear it I think of Android 17 and 18 from dbz.
Steven universe is too complicated lol.
Her full gem name is Lapis Lazuli, but everyone in the show just calls her Lapis
Well today sucked considerable amounts of ass
Time to lie awake until 2 am tossing and sweating from lack of AC
So good night yadda yadda burn in the eternal fire and whatnot…
What day doesnt suck honestly?
Are you my Dad?
WOAH AMETHYST IN AN EPISODE? And she looks sorta cat-like like in Season 1 so that’s good.
THAT CUTE LITTLE SCENE WITH THE CASTLE THO
Uh.. sorry what? Sadie is.. an adult? How old? Isn’t Lars like… in high school. What the fuck. No like.. what? Maybe she’s like.. 19? And he’s like 17 so it isn’t… too weird? I really hope that’s the case.
“Awaiting new challenges to validate me” … excuse me I did not come here to be personally attacked
GOD AQUAMARINE LOOKS AWFUL
“Honestly I can hardly draw a circle” Pearl, shut up
Why is Garnet treated like two people if fusions are more than the sum of her parts. -.-
Tfw Connie’s drawing is a better design than the crewniverse’s. Cute af voice though.
Topaz’s legs are so tiny what the hell
SHES A FUSION WOAH
Ok cool but seriously even this episode was mostly filler what the hell. You could e combined all the topaz and aquamarine foreshadowing into this episode. At least we’re getting somewhere
Aquamarine has a meme face later, be prepared
You’ll know immediately
Sadie’s most likely the same age as Lars. Remember that all parents are different. I’ve met some people who pretty much said that their kids are adults when they hit 16. And even if she was like 18-19, that’s still pretty much legal since lars isn’t much younger then him. Also I think at this point your kinda trying to find things to complain about. Literally your treating tension and character development as “filler”.
But it gets all muddied because it makes it look like he didn’t want to come instead of showing him on his way only to get attacked by topaz
he actually did not go…. he wimped out at the last second…than got abducted
… that’s even worse
At least it’s made up for later on
But its development for him. Its showing off that he is scared. That he’s afraid of opening up and doing something hard because deep down he thinks he’s weak and alone, and when we see him at his lowest, it makes his rise all the more better.
Plotwist, the Dragonfruit is a crystal gem
Fun fact Coconuts are a type of geode
Ayyyyy
Also if u get beaned in the head you will die or get a concussion
I Am My Mom
CONNIES RING TONE IS ALONE TOGETHER YES
ok seriously why doesn’t Aqua have a nose?
OH DAMN THAT CAME ALL AROUND HE GAVE THE LIST TO PERIDOT THATS RAD.. reminds me of a better Peridot…
“Her body’s so thick” Steven is a lot like his dad huh?
This is a cool fight scene actually.
Oh fucking hell… he doesn’t even help Sadie… so hey WANT to develop Lars?
… dang it Steven are you Rose Quartz or Steven? I know he’s trying to end the mission but just… im so tired of this.
THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THE RINGTONE I SWORE I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Give Lars a few episodes ;3
It kinda gets better when he gets to homeworld
Why does Aqua need a nose? She’s a gem. They don’t breathe.
So she doesnt look like a south park character
I thought of her more of a Chibi character.
Mandy from TGAOBAM
That’s one heck of a shortened title. But yeah, she pretty much is mandy, and the design there was good.
But she fails at that too
As far as I know, every other gem has had something of a nose, even the diamonds
True, but that’s more for ascetic’s then anything. If anything I kinda like it. It gives a vibe that she was made for efficiency over style.
It’s not so bad. I’m just not a huge fan of her design overall
But isn’t Peridot supposed to be the same?
I always saw Peridot more as a rushjob. A gem created from limited resources that needed to be equipped with gear to be functional. But yeah her design is somewhat simple, but in a good way.
In what way?
Am I the only one somewhat interested in the Zircons personalities?
How so? I mean they generally seemed to be the standard personality for their role.
Here’s the thing, Blue Zircon was serving the diamond’s court for thousands of years and suddenly accused them just because she really got into her case
That interests me a bit
I think its just more that she was channeling her inner Phoenix Wright and getting super into it, trying to find the truth even if its completely absurd. Heck at this point my personal guess to all of that stuff is probably the worst possible answer, but I’m glad that its getting people questioning
well the fact that she did it against the fucking diamonds is what really interests me. She’s a gem on homeworld who challenges society . Even if she had to for a case, in a way you can kinda tell she’s being genuine
I think they’re just sowing the seeds for a rebellion
I’m individual who cares about due process so yeah I want to see more of them
Honestly (granted this probably wouldn’t work by a long shot) I have a natural desire to establish some kinda diplomacy with the Diamonds, I mean if they’re intelligent enough to have a vast empire across space surely they have to have seen other strands of intelligent life….but then I’d assume they’ll just take over that world and colonize it for themselves and wipe out existing life
I really did not like them
I liked Blue not Green due to her acting just like Yellow Pearl and Peridot at first
Ok fam here we go season 5
“How do I look” “AWFUL SMALL AND MEAN” yep.. pretty much. I fucking love Aquamarine right now but her design is amazingly bad. I expected so much better from them.
Oh shit Lars is actually developing.. like.. for real this time
OH OK THIS EPISODE JUST REDEEMED EVERYTHING. IT WAS SO GOOD.
TOPAZ JUST CAPTURED MY HEART I LOVE HER. SHES JUST… OH MY GOD. AND LARS ACTUALLY DEVELOPING
IN MY TOP 5 FAVORITE EPISODES ALREADY
And it’s all uphill from here.
Topaz is my new favorite character
She’s a big cinnamon roll…
I TOLD YOU
IT ONLY GETS BETTER
Oh! Did you see Aquamarines meme face?
Yeah it was awful but forgiven because Topaz separated for season 4’s sins
Yes, indeed she did
I love Aquamarine too tbh, her character is actually amazing for a villain
But yeah, her design is a little lackluster
A little
OMG YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZWYLbv2QJI
How can anyone not love this song…
Siiiiigh me and my brother were talking how bad sonic has gotten, and I try to say the Adventure games were still good then he said we played them young…….that bummed me out…
This memeeeee
Ehh, Sonic 3d games have been pretty good though . Unleashed laid some good groundwork, colors improved some things and generation’s pretty much found a solid formula. We’ll see with time though how it improves.
But yeah this songs a classic even if the game was kinda corny and bad.
THAT EPISODE WAS ALSO GREAT WOAH
I love the Zircons but hate the designs. What is it with all these characters having bad designs. I like how the gem is on the hanckechief… thing but her banana head it weird.
I liked this episode a lot and I love the diamonds. I wish Blue Diamond had more scenes of her going all hair wavy angry instead of tears but it’s just fine. When the Zircons where poofed though I was just going ” HAWLY SHEET” I just didn’t expect it.
Season 4 was trash but it’s starting to get its magic back
I actually liked Blue Zircon’s design…
Same here. I kinda like that a lot of the Home world gem’s kinda look less and less human and more humanoid. Very square like,
Ye
Well I wanted more alien gems too but I don’t know if this is the way to do it
Time will tell I suppose. We just need to see more of them really.
More of Peridot-looking-types less of Jasper
So does this turn things around for you? The other day weren’t you feeling down on SU? haha
Ohhh all these gems are cool.. two headed one is pulling off the no nose thing much better than Aquamarine and one of them kinda sounds like Chloe Price? Am I crazy? and Sapphire is cute and WHAT THE FUCK
Also the most genuine scene with Steven in so long… Pink Lars is a yes
Wait, so are you finished with it all or just Off Colors
That episode was one of my favorites
(I personally don’t enjoy Flourite)
Still on Lars Head
Ah
Pink Lars: ehh, ok.
Pink Lars with a manly scar: Best character!
I knew your bitch ass couldn’t stay mad at SU forever 😉
jk there is still a lot to be pissed about
but it’s still a pretty good show
Maybe my standards are preeeeety low tho
That’s what happens when you have really boring filler season like S4
Wow.. WOW. SEASON 4 WAS TRASH WHAT THE HELL???
THAT ENTIRE ARC WAS FANTASTIC AND IT WAS AFTER ALL THAT BULLSHIT?
EVEN THE ART QUALITY IMPROVED.. WHAT
THIS IS A WEIRD MIX OF ANGER AND HAPPINESS
AND TWO HEADED GEM WAS VOICED BY CHLOE I LOVE THEM BUT MORE SO THE CHLOE ONE
I’m just glad we got lion answers.
What a great way of telling us too. Letting the audience peice it together. Thank god my comfort show is back. I’m really curious as to what’s going to happen next
They’ve got to rescue Lars. So..couldn’t Lion create a portal to homeworld and pick up lars? Or can lars create portals now?
Maybe he can only make portals to places he has been before… like… the moon…
…
Huh…
I guess that begs the question why Rose took him to all these places I’m assuming through the warp pads
It seems like Lion can make portals nearly anywhere, but it takes a physical toll on him to do so. The longer the distance, the harder it is for him. Pretty much it seems he can’t go further then the Moon without risking physical harm to himself.
Are all the other places him and Steven have been on the Earth?
Yeah. They have been. With the Moon portal he made I think he made something like a portal within a portal, launching him to the moon, but collapsed after doing so. Everywhere else has been somewhere on earth.
Hm..well, there goes that theory.