A brand-new competition will be starting soon, but these battles won’t be for the big guys; only Pokémon 3’03” (1 meter) or shorter will be able to compete. This won’t necessarily be just cute ‘n cuddly monsters though, Kartana (one of Sun & Moon’s Ultra Beasts) will be able to enter and will definitely pack a punch.
The entire National Pokédex is available for you to build your team from, as long as the Pokémon is under the maximum height requirement. Plus, Mythical Pokémon and some Legendary Pokémon will not be permitted. You can use the Poké Transporter to bring in Pokémon from earlier games. Pokémon can hold items, including Z-Crystals, but Mega Stones will not be allowed. Check the regulations for a complete list of Pokémon and items that are not permitted in the tiny tourney.
Registration for the tiny tourney begins Wednesday, June 14, 2017, at 00:00 UTC. The competition goes from Friday, June 23, at 00:00 UTC, until Sunday, June 25, 2017, at 23:59 UTC. Trainers will be limited to 15 battles per day.
Players who enter the tournament will be rewarded with three Mega Stones as well: Galladite, Gardevoirite, and Lopunnite.
There’s also a new Global Mission as well!
Get hooked on fishing in Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon with a new global mission at the PGL! In the “Fish Pokémon at Rare Spots!” global mission, participants have a goal to collectively catch 250,000 Pokémon/items at bubbling fishing spots between May 30 at 00:00 UTC and June 12 at 23:59 UTC. Everyone who casts their line for this global mission will earn Festival Coins, and Pokémon Global Link members can earn even more rewards!
Will you be participating in one or both? Any of your favorite Pokémon able to compete in the Tiny Tourney?










That’s what she said ;).
I love you
FUCKING KARTANA CAN ENTER?! SHIT
welp, there goes my team. Kartana and its freaking smart strike decimates my team
Mega Sableye as well :l
I’m entering that
Nope. Mega Stones not allowed.
Excadrrill being a midget pays off
Earthen is happy
I’m never happy
It’s a freaking mole not a bear or wildebeest of course it’s small
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pokémon_by_height
SHAYMIN AND MIMIKYU YAASSSS
“Mythical Pokémon and some Legendary Pokémon will not be permitted.”
:/
… NO
FUCK WE NEED VICTINI FOR KART
For Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8aw020X_Dk
I LOVE HER
Where is R A D I C A L S T R E A M E R ‘ S Trailer
Time to use one of the deadliest Pokemon in this weight class
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/6/63/530Excadrill.png
Clocking in at 2 feet 4 inches and rocking a massive attack and speed
Add Evolite Hippopotas and boom instant win
Inb4 you lose alot and we have to hear your rage
Piss off,
better then pissed on
Unless youre into that sort of thing
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6cbaca5aed2f88491ad6c9e4ea7fd2a2316b19ba29375b7f71b33003674f7a76.png
(Cough cough Kartana)
Alolan Marowak says hi
Oh yeah I need that
I’m 110 percent using a torkoal
Actually Helioisk literally just meets the height requirement… sun team here I come?!
Already a butt load of annoyances
Ferrothorn, Mimikyu, A. Marowak and Muk, Chandelure, Sylveon, Honchkrow, Espeon, Galvantula, Slurpuff, Doublade, Ninjask and Shedinja
toxapex
Fuuuck, honestly how is this different then an average team them
also the rules say that only pokemon UNDER 3’03 are allowed to enter, I assume that means that pokemon that are 3’03 will not be able to enter or they would have said “pokemon 3’03 AND under” so that rules out sylveon and mega Mawile
….at least I got Azu and Mega Sable
The official site says “equal to or smaller than”.
oh really? see this is why wording and grammar is important, considering serebii has it listed as below 3’03
Yeah, I thought the same, hence why I went to check on the official site to be sure.
I’m doing a tiny fairy team that will be murdered by Kartana.
Anyone have Slurpuff and Klefki breedjects?
I do, but I’m not giving them away
.., why
Because
A) the more people have them the more of a threat they become
2) I feed on anguish
Fam you can kill all of my Pokémon with Excadrill and I could get them somewhere else
What about the Rabbit
Lopunny? Is it usable? Well like.. it’s not too viable without its mega stone honestly
I meant Azumarill
Oh. Uhh well that could be useful
I will check my pokemon bank, I used to have boxes full of swirlix
Thanks fam. I can’t trade until Saturday though
ope, well sorry 😛 I cant trade after today, I’m moving cross country and won’t have internet
Oh. Thanks anyways! Dang fam that sounds crazy
Just use Torkoal it’s literally the best possible Kart counter
No but want a Skitty? Or 2? Or 10? Or 84?
I have 84 breedject Skitty in pursuit of a shiny
I really wanna run a sun team…
But I also may run a team with A Mari, Helio, and Mega Maw
Oh damn mega mawile is allowed? :O
If it’s up to 3’03 than yesh
its not, they have to be under 3’03
FRICK
No, because Mega stone are not allowed.
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/811428423629303810/PYMG2QmU.jpg
???
um……?
she’s beautiful
she looks like my sister tbh
not bad for all.
I wish it was a battle of lightweights
Nothing over 20 pounds
Porygon z
Hawlucha
Bruxish
I’m gonna have fun with this
Forget it I’m not gonna bother
Once word gets out you can use PZ it’s nothing but wins by Z-Conversion
Or wins by Hawlucha sweep… literally the only thing that beats it is Toxapex and I have Bruxish for that
Along with Galv for webs
Hyper offense is the way to go
porygon family still appeared in anime?
Nope, they only made a cameo in The Swords of Justice movie and that’s it :/
Where? And Porygon in the DVD intro of 4Ever and Heros Latias and Latios
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Oh thats neat! I predicted you would say this
lol I kinda want to just use a team of only Cutiefly
Yeah I’m goona do this cuz I’m just going to do my thee battles for the mega stone
What about Ribom
Oooo my one shiny Ribombee and the Cutiefly squad
:3
I wonder if Washi is allowed…
Probably not
I mean it starts battle as a smol thingy
It’s similar to those buttholes who run Mega Gyarados in a flying mono….
I think it should have to always be that height at all times
I’ll probably not run it, AZu and Brux are better
I hate both of them….
I might run brux to be unique and and so i dont double type
It is. The official site mentions it as a possible pokémon.
Holy shit….
Anybody notice Dhelmise is freaking 12-13feet tall?
Yep
12-13ft long* it’s just the seaweed that has that longitude, the anchor is probably smaller
Wanna play some NU? There’s tons of combinations of mons to use!
Like Yanmega, Ribombee and Porygon 2!
Or even better; Ribmombee, Porygon 2 and Yanmega!
Or to be REALLY unique: Porygon 2, Yanmega, ribombee, and Necrozma!!!
HOLY SHIT THE VARIETY IS SO LARGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWtWsusIryQ&t=12s
Sorry if Someone posted this Already, but oh god the salt in the comments with this announcement is kinda beautiful.
Going to watch “Look Who’s back” (I’m Polish, so that’s actually pretty weird)
And BTW here’s a fakemon opinions would be cool
Turboise (Turbo +Tortoise)
Dragon/Electric
The Energy Dragon Pokemon
Turboise were endangered, but a Slavian Celebrity saved them. They are full of Energy that they use to attack. They hide in their shells to regain energy.
Signature ability:
Energy Shell
After going down to 25% of their HP they “hide in their shells”, their speed and special attack are lowered and their defense and special defence are boosted.
Energy Turtle….
Five clams to whoever gets the reference
I think when I get one I’m gonna start working on legends and mythicals
Gaiasis the main legend, the Nature Pokemon Grass/Flying
Toxigeddon the pollution Pokemon Poison/Ground
And the Primals
Infernhu the Fire Spirit Fire
Aquariart the Water Spirit Water
Skyeeto the Wind Spirit Flying (pure flying)
Eurthsa the Earth Spirit Rock
And the mythicals
Insatyr the embodiment of discord Dark/Fairy
Ratuskr a seldom seen Pokemon that travels the world
Pure Flying… yee…
Well it’s a elemental spirit of air so it’s covered
SMASH MIGHT BE LEAKING
https://twitter.com/ninswitchnews/status/869607872975446016
More https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/486bf5de55dfec58ecec0aa6139e391c47325d5b441874ba8fbe0ff5b39f46fa.jpg
:0!!! If they really do add Smash run in the SSB for Switch then I hope they expand the map and add new enemies, that’d be neat
And you can actually see the players
All of my YES
I hope this is real
Me too, I spent hours on Smash run back then
How DLC we know these aren’t 3DS screen caps?
Wtf autocorrect? How do*
There is no freaking way I’m buy Smash 4 a 3rd time….. I played the 3ds version a bit, but then never touched my Wii U version. I’ll just have my brother buy it and that’ll be it. We’d never play it in any other setting than together when we hang out so……yeah…
DO NOT FUCK THIS UP AS SMASH BROS DELUXE
MAKE IT SMASH BROS FIVE
Why though
NOBODY WANTS THE SAME GAME FOR SWITCH
WE NEED A NEW INSTALLMENT WITH NEWCOMERS AND STAGES
I do.
You’re dead to me
Fam I barely played the Wii U version and having it Mobile in HD with new characters and features sounds great.
It really does
Dude it wouldn’t be a problem to port over smash with new content.
But it’s still Smash 4 I don’t want the same game for the third time
You don’t have to buy it tho
You guys are impossible
You’re telling me you don’t want the next era of smash brothers and just want to play the same exact one just on a different console…
Not if it has new stuff
Think of it as a slightly expanded Deluxe edition, as long as it has new stuff NO ONE CARES what its called
we’ll see, because unless it has new combatants and new stages and new items then it’s just a freaking port
I can’t believe that I’m the only one pro Smash Bros. Five. I guess I’m the only one who wants a totally new game and see the series expand rather just prolonged
Earthen hunny, we’re just saying that if it has new stuff we don’t care what it’s called, we want it
Then say you guys want Smash Bros, Five
Not an updated port,
If it’s an updated port with new stuff, we’re fine with it
And if it’s not?
Than it’s pointless
If they call it deluxe and put new shit in it, it won’t make a difference
U can still have newcomers
Unlikely
Why? MK8D had new characters
Because that barely makes a difference
If they made new courses then the same could be done but they didn’t
I rather they make Smash V
New characters
New stages
New items
New new new
Every smash bros game is just a deluxe version of the previous. What gameplay changes are there really?
New characters
And a deluxe version can do that. What’s the problem?
Because I don’t want dlcs being resold to us as a separate game
I rather see a brand new game, and others should too
It’s a port. For a way better system I might might add
I’m saying it should be for switch, ergo it shouldn’t be a port it should be a whole new freaking game how thick are all of you
Because I’m sick of freaking ports of the same game with minor additions
MK8D barely had anything new other than the battle mode and a few characters, if they added a two new cups then it would’ve been better
I don’t want Smash 4 I want a whole new Smash game with changes and new stuff
So then why is something like Windwaker HD ok? Oh because it’s for an updated system with minor changes
Because it was used to tide us over for Zelda Wii U aka Botw
??? So this tides us over for smash 5 in 3 or so years
But that’s dumb, ports for new consoles are just excuses for not making newer stuff
WWHD gets a half pass because we knew BOTW was in the making
Unless they flat out say that this will hold us over for something big in the making then it can stay
I just want new stuff not updated
I actually agree here I’d want new Stages (But keep returning ones as well), New characters (As in give us ones we haven’t had and maybe give us the Dlcs’s free now), Some items to balance the new characters, Better Graphics than 3DS smash (aka my biggest reason I gave mine away)
But calling it Smash Deluxe would be fine by me just add stuff
Not me, Deluxe means they’re not ready to move forward
And Earthen is tired of Smash 4 it’s time for a fresh face
I was tired of Smash 4 since I unlocked all the characters it just droned on and on, I wish we had Sub space 2 in a Switch one that would give no reason not to buy it
I actually do •_•
A Switch version could bring new characters and stages as well as graphical improvements
Thank you, anybody who doesn’t want a new smash bros installment is insane
He means a Switch version of smash bros 4
That’s stupid, Smash Bros. V
Inklings, Spring Man and Shovel Knight
That’s exactly what a deluxe version would do though. They wouldn’t make a new smash without new characters
Then it should be Smash Bros. 5 not Switch version
What’s the difference then? If they made Smash Deluxe and just called it Smash 5 would you be ok?
Only if it was 100% improved with new visual display, new characters, new stages and items, new music and new features LIKE A NEW GAME SHOULD BE
What are you guys just not getting
That’s unnecessary
Is it or that you shit for brains just don’t want to move on from smash 4
I’m insane then. But I think it’s a little too soon for a Smash V tbh
Y’all are stupid
Exactly I want it that would be the game that would push me to the Switch!
But why would you ever want to play smash bros 4 on a Wii U? It makes more sense to release it with some new content
YOURE ALL BEING SO FREAKING STUPID
MOVE FORWARD NOT BACK!!!!!
THANK YOU, we need to KEEP MOVING FORWARD NOT JUST REPLAY THE SAME THING
Not gonna happen. It’s too soon after Smash 4 for them to push out another game
Dude it was three years ago it’s time
No??? Each installment has a long time between each other
I’m in the mood for my second Regional form so here ya go…
Scalian Lickitung
The Licking Pokemon
Poison
Ability: Poison Touch
Hp: 110
Attack: 75
Defense: 60
Spe. Attack: 75
Spe. Def.: 60
Speed: 25
Total: 395
“After moving to arid climates due to food loss they came across an abundance of Skorupi though consuming them caused neurotoxins to seize over their minds, now once they become hungry they will stop at nothing to consume their target.”
Evolves at lvl. 33
Scalian Lickylicky
The Licking Pokemon
Poison
Ability: Poison Touch
Hp: 120
Attack: 85
Defense: 95
Spe. Attack: 95
Spe. Def.: 105
Speed: 40
Total: 540
“They hide beneth the desert in herds of hundreds at a time, whenever you feel sick in the desert, run you are probably are standing on a Lickylicky’s poison sac and will be swallowed whole by their gaping mouths.”
Based on Gila monsters
https://youtu.be/fcYohrfsJJ8
Yes, I love SMG4!
http://comicbook.com/gaming/2017/05/30/super-smash-bros-nintendo-switch-images-leak
So I’ve almost beaten sun and moon (I KNOW, but college got in the way… just have to beat the elite four) and then I can start my new game: STORY OF SEASON: TRIO OF TOWNS! I’M SO PUMPED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF8-UitZvwg
WHY DOES THIS EXIST
In a scale from 0 to 10, how spoily is this video?
0.
“I’m you but with a bigger budget”
Best part of the video xD
It really is XD
Seriously yay or nay
How would you dipshits feel if Splatoon 2 was just Splatoon for Switch
Nothing new and just a port
But what if the smash port had new stuff?
its not gonna have much because you dullards forget that Smash’s roster is already gigantic
so you’ll just be buying it with DLC characters and stages already in there and i doubt they’ll add genuine new characters and stages for a port
The roster would just get bigger with smash 5
yes and provide different stages, updated moves and graphics and so on and yet you guys don’t want this
We do want this, we just don’t care if it’s called smash 5
this is where you’re wrong
you guys should say Smash Five so you know there’s gonna be new stuff
because Smash 5 means new everything and not just an updated Smash 4 for a different console
because i can very easily see this Smash for Switch just a port and they’re not gonna add new features or any new characters or stages, just polish whatever’s already there and end it right there
because at this point we have no idea if they’re gonna add what really matters, new characters and stages and that’s what truly matters and unless this so called port doesn’t deliver that its hardly worth investing time or money in
Who gives a shit what it’s called as long as it gives new stuff
We do want it just not now. Smash 4 being ported over is a smart move
so why waste money on the same freaking game when we could get a whole freaking new thing
i mean anybody who’s anybody still has Smash and you’re gonna pay for a giant ass DLC
The thing is People will buy it ?
idiots….stupid stupid idiots
Like Mario kart 8 deluxe is the best selling Mario kart
I don’t play Splatoon so I don’t care.
Finally another person here who doesn’t play it!
Me too
Same
It is lol
Splatoon 2 is basically a port with a new name lol
no it has new story mode, more weapons and new gear and different features
So what if smash added new characters stages and new modes?
then it should be made into Smash 5 and not bother clinging onto 4
I’m laughing really hard at this comment
well my jimmies are officially rustled by your collective stupidity
because there’s no guarantee that a port will provide new content
Nintendo is known for adding new stuff to their ports
Who would you like to see in the new smash?
Shovel knight
Jibanyan (Deserves it fully), Shovel Knight (Perfect for Smash) and Lycanroc Midnight (Perfect fit)
Shovel knight
Inklings
Decidueye
Magnus
Ray-Man
Bomberman
Lucas
Decidueye
Just any new Pokemon Really
Zelda
….so barely anything new….lame
I dont really care. So Im pretty much happy with anything, just as long as Cloud is gone.
come on man you can do better
Issac from Golden Sun?
Impa from Zelda?
Takamaru from The Mysterious Murasame Castle?
dig deep and pull something good
Youre wastng your own time.
T_T you’re wasting your potential
Midnaaaaaa
alone or mounted?
Alone
Ice Climbers
Decidueye
A better FF character
FOR THE LOVE ALL OF THING VILE AND UNHOLY NO MORE FIRE EMBLEM
I MEANT FINAL FANTASY FF NOT FE
FFS
but there are not FF characters in it to begin with???
ohhh girl, whoops, I forgot about over-compensating cloud
But really though you would be happy if Camilla joined the cast though. A large amazon with a battle ax and magic.
Ehh, I don’t think you could really do better then cloud. He is pretty much the poster child of Final Fantasy. Not a great character really given he’s kinda boring in his own game and an emo-git in all other forms. But theirs not really anyone better that carries as much weight. Like if we wanted to treat him as a classic rep and then having a modern rep I could see someone like Lyse(pretty much a cutie-pie with punches that would put captain falcon to shame), but that’s a stretch. Otherwise good pics
Decidueye
King Boo
Epona (come on, a horse character would be awesome)
Snorlax (a new tank character, but not as broken as Bowser)
Inklings obviously
Skull Kid
Impa
Got it 100% confirmed that the new Assassin’s Creed is called Origins. It will be open-world with RPG elements and naval combat included. Setting is 49BCE Egypt, two playable characters a man & a woman. Release date will be late 2017-early 2018
Are u a far cry fan?
No
Damn I wanted to know what u thought of the controversy of far cry 5
I very loosely follow the Far Cry games. What’s the controversy? (just curious)
Supposedly includes elements in it that mock Donald Trump and right-wingers in general, not sure tho
It’s the Alt-Right not the entire right
Because the game features a Christian cult and people are mad that they are white and Christian
oh neat, so they’re going with a historically accurate plot? LOL
I thought they would kill off far cry already, and find a new niche. I guess I was wrong. I am not a far cry fan, so I stopped following it after 3, which was decent and completely worth the money. At least Assassins Creed is going to be great, and apparently gamestop leaked the logo for it already. I will probably preorder two copies, and use one as a gift for my best friend. That’s if it’s coming out this year.
I fucking LOVE it! A bunch of racist crazy white neo-nazis as the villains! Hell yeah!
Are you gonna get it? Or you being sarcastic.
No I’m serious. These people being cast as the villains is awesome! They are crazy bigots and they really are fucked up. I’m for sure intrested
Same star! There’s co-op too we should play together!
Yeeee
STAR LETS TAKE THIS CULT DOWN
WOOOOOOOO
This is the first far cry where you can change ur gender and skin color
Oh rad!
Mama Govnah will be finally live
The gayest little Star coming to Punch some nazis
We sound like a movie duo
Like two brothers from Rick and Morty or something 😛
https://68.media.tumblr.com/9ebb40fd9f6c97688819ee18fde11759/tumblr_niy3yuX4gU1rfqtero1_500.gif
Let me guess, white people are upset
Yep. Honestly if anyone sympathizes with these people they need to rethink their life choices
Why do conservatives have a problem with the alt right being put on blast? Shouldn’t you be happy extremists are being exposed?
My first legendary is ready!
I guess I’ll wait till more people are on to post it or somethin
Thanks for the heads up
ok?
just do it now
I should have thought of that before posting my last one
The first legendary you will see in the course of Pokemon Carnelian and Sodalite!
Among the legends of the region are nine guardians, each protect a certain part of the region. They keep balance.
This is the first one, the Guardian of the desert
Pokedex Entry: ???
Horuin
Classification: The Desert Guardian Pokemon
Height: 21’04
Weight: 789.3 Lbs
Type: Ground/Flying
Ability: Endless Desert
Stats:
HP: 100
Attack: 125
Defense: 130
Special Attack: 75
Special Defense: 89
Speed: 81
Base Stat Total: 600
Pokedex Entry: Legends state that when Horune hatched from its egg, it flew across the world spreading sand from its wings in order to make deserts and beaches. The grains of sand it spreads immediately take form into large masses of sand and with only a few grains, it can cover miles of land with sand. Wherever Horune is, never-ending sandstorms follow it; those who approach it never escape the storm.
Endless Desert: A sandstorm is created for as long as this Pokemon is in the field but nothing in the field can be switched out (Unless a move like U-turn is used)
Wait its Dex entry and its real name are spelled differently?
Lol Kurusu you’re savage af
FRICKAROONIS I THOUGHT I CHANGED THAT
Whaddya think of the mon itself tho
I love it sounds like a good mon!
Well my Grass starter line is fully done for Entries so here yee go
Mozmur
The Bouncy Pokemon
Grass
Ability: Overgrow, HA: Long Reach
Hp: 64
Attack: 70
Defense: 35
Spe. Attack: 44
Spe. Def.: 50
Speed: 55
Total: 318
“They live in spread out trees to grow large colonies that they visit by springing from tree to tree on its tail, they use their tails to bounce out of predators reach as well.”
Evolves at lvl. 18 into
Sproutmur
The Long Arm Pokemon
Grass
Ability: Overgrow, HA: Long Reach
Hp: 85
Attack: 90
Defense: 50
Spe. Attack: 50
Spe. Def.: 50
Speed: 80
Total: 405
“Sproutmur are known for their mischievous behavior as they will reach down from high trees and steal fruit from vendors below; by now they see it at a compliment as they must have the freshest fruit.”
Evolves at lvl. 36 into
Sprigrape
The Spring Pokemon
Grass/Fighting
Ability: Overgrow, HA: Long Reach
Hp: 114
Attack: 120
Defense: 60
Spe. Attack: 65
Spe. Def.: 65
Speed: 110
Total: 534
“Their tails have now inverted into its arm bones giving them a spring like structure; they attract enemies with the grapes on their necks, then fires punches up to 3 miles away.”
Where did everyone go?
No really what the heck!? Where has everyone gone today?!
i’m busy doing a wow solo raid for gear, pets and achievements
I killed them all to resurrect myself
*Uses Aqua Ring to defend himself*
Pweh, now I’m safe at least
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cdf0ed8baa1d16f222ba6460533a6cd459f1eeb46d939253cf63db8e844b1db8.jpg
(Refresh) I am already halfway done with my childhood dream. And I only lost 15 times so far ?
Which team are you using?
Latios: CalmMind/Psychic/Tbolt/Dclaw
Max speed. Most SpA (accidentally got some attack from killing off some poochyenas)
Metagross:
MeteorMash/RockSlide/Explosion/BrickBreak
Max Attack, Max speed (I think they’re max)
Swampert:
Surf/EQ/Ice Beam/Counter (counter used to be Rock Slide but I changed it)
Lots of attack HP and Spa, but I used it to speed playthrough Game, so its probably all over the place.
There have been a lot of double teamers lately and for some reason my team just quits trying after one double team. Also they all love being frozen for the whole match. Its how I lost some Pike matches (seriously hate that dusclops). Lastly, grass types hurt pretty bad because the only SE move i have on swampert. Overall, I’m not doing too bad I didn’t think I’d get this far. This team def is great and if you plan on conquering frontier with a team use this!
I love Amy Sedaris, but her as Zircon makes me cringe.
Crap… Minecraft is creeping back to me
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b9077e87860d72412d2d6934888078f10a4f75ee7c4013837ffe99f19e508a0.gif
Oh and I just remebered the Game that won my Video Series in votes was…
*Drum roll*
PLATINUM with 8 votes!!!!!!!
So on June 8 rest assured Episode 1 will air, it will last about 10 mins. each episode and will air every few days or so (So no not a weekly event that would take too long)
I may also have like Pokemon does a 2 episode special to kick it off on that day, Sound good to y’all?
Platinum is a long game tho. Why not 15-20 minutes?
Hmm that sounds better I think episodes may vary then 12-20 mins
Biggest problem when I screw up battle or something I often also get lost in the distortion world
Yoo I’m back, sorry for being such a douche before I left but I was super stressed b/c exams :s
FAIRY KUN!!!!! I MISSED YU!
Cause y’know, you were a cool friendo
Missed all of you too, sorry if I bugged you all by being so super pissy before I left but I survived my exams ;-;
I remember nothing so we’re all good
It’s fine! We all have our times!
Oh Hi I don’t remember any problems before so water under Castelia Bridge
I’ve been gone for a couple of months so I missed it. At any rate welcome back and I hope you did well on your exams! (.P.S. Fae right?)
Fairy, not Fae :p
Also, thanks! ^^
Sorry lol
It’s fine XD
Well I’ve got a new favorite gem from Steven Universe https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8d49e12fd9283c6355f703c27c823a0b35fcd87686d7fe8d9342c5e61815a0e5.png
Haha…She’s too slow to realize that she’s killing slowpoke.
Honestly, wtf, Steven Universe. At the end of “Lar’s Head” when the gang comes back through the portal to find Steven in the house, everyone is there except Peridot and Lapis. They went and got Greg, but not two gems that might actually help them? Fuck this.
That confused me as well at the very least they could have gotten lapis seeing as she made the trip to home world once before and that was without a ship./
Exactly! It’s just frustrating
Tbh I think the recent episodes are a near return to form, but Peri and Lapis are just deadweight at this point.
Also no WD name drop or cameo, just a statue? Lame.
Yeah, I liked these eps for the most part. Thank arceus we finally got some fucking information about Lion! I’ve been waiting forever about that
I’m just happy Lion = PD is as dead as Lars was for like two seconds
True. PD probs aint dead. And I want a flashback episode of Rose and Lion
#PDWasAnInsideJob #PinkSwordsCantShatterCarbonLattices
i’m waiting for an origin story of Rose
Being injected into the earth
Emerging from the ground
following orders and developing feelings of compassion for life
rebelling
forming the crystal gems
Or, you know I’m fairly certain they name dropped that they had a drop ship now which is probably what the two of them are working on. Peri’s useless in combat, and Lapis is only effective around water. Their not really all that useful in most situations.
She wouldn’t be useless in combat IF THEY TRAINED HER AND HELPED HER WITH HER ABILITIES. Sorry.
I think Lapis might be sorta hopeless at this point…
Peri does need change tho
Tbh I don’t know if she’s hopeless. She gets really defensive when she saw Steven through the phone and thought he was trapped. I don’t think she would hesitate to help him if they actually told her about it
I mean… the way the writers have used her lately she seems pretty hopeless…. I kinda feel like she isn’t gonna change much from that
Yeah, this problem basically stems back to the writing
Agreed
It’s just creating plot holes to ignore them.
Random question: How the fuck did Eyeball make it back?
Navy had a ship and a reason to look for the other Rubies
Oh yeah I blocked that episode out of my mind
Its fine, but again, she’s not really made for fighting. She’s an engineer. A scientist. An Egghead. She lacks the ability to shape shift. She probably can’t form a proper weapon, and the most she can do is make metal float, which is fairly limited. Certainly they could train her to fight, but Peri knows she’s better as the support then one of the team fighters. She’s probably the one who will build them a space ship out of junk and act as their pilot, but leave the combat to the other gems.
As for Lapis; that’s a whole different story. Lapis at this point is pretty clearly meant to be a depressed character. Depression is rough and sometimes you don’t get over it. You learn to live with it and make the most out of it. Heck in a way its kinda great that the reaction people have towards her is probably what the writers want since that’s the general response that people with Depression tend to receive from those who don’t, and when eventually she just outright says it it’ll probably be a great moment for her character.
I want her to say it already…. there are just a few too many moments when things they did with Lapis just felt wrong
I feel like you can be depressed though and still be allowed to contribute. My problem isn’t that she chooses not to help them, but that they don’t ask her at all. And Peridot isn’t much of a fighter, but she’s thrown down before when she had her mech suit. Maybe give her some new tech..
I see what your saying, but again Lapis isn’t really well suited for combat. Again she’ really only effective around water, which pretty much makes her useless in most fights, and even then it could be that the writers feel like making her fight could give her PTSD or something given Jasper pretty much called her a monster in terms of raw power. That’s the kind of thing that people don’t get over easily. And I do think that she’s slowly getting better. Like with room for Ruby its clear that shes slowly starting to recover and she is trying her best. Its just that she needs to take baby steps. And even then it might have been that they would have asked her for help, but figured that she was better left helping Peri with something(Like I said they did seem to mention that they had a drop ship at the end of the episode, so maybe Lapis is helping with the heavy lifting while Peri builds it?)
As for Peri; yeah she might be effective in that sense, but like I said it’s just not her ideal role. She’s a support member and she’s not super effective in combat. Even her mech suit was easily taken down by the crystal gems when they got serious. And without it she’s pretty much a liability.
But going to the original point, it could just be that Greg saw the gems holding a space ship from flying off into space for minutes and rushed over and simply forced himself into the team when he heard steven was gone. Greg’s a pretty great dad and he’d probably be the first one to take up arms if someone took Steven away.
I know..it’s just annoying they don’t do anything of value ever. I guess we’ll see about the ship
I do wonder that… but the rest of the episode was good at least
Even though I still find her design hideous I’d trade the Big Thicc Lego Bricks (Topaz) for Lapis and Peri any day, tbh at this point they feel pointless and Lars of all people got a star (somewhat) before Peri even tho there were plenty of opportunities for her to get it.
Also Lapis either needs to express she doesn’t like the CGs better or just suck it up and admit she’s one of them
I’m sorry I’m still weirded about by flourite…
i’m not, i see her as wise and compassionate
it’s kinda like those demigods or super beings from an anime movie that dispense wise caring wisdom
What’s not to love about the Granny Caterpillar Orgy?
It just feels awkward about where she’s placed….
This is coming from someone who had some issues in the past, so this is kinda biased
The off colors are outcasts cause they’re defective right? Well I’m pretty sure Flourite CHOSE to be “defective”… and I guess I can’t really look past that… you have all these gems who live their entire life as outcasts for something they couldn’t control and then Flourite just decides to be like that
I mean it’s the same with Rhodonite? A make a wish kid who got to watch the episodes with Rebecca said she’s a Pearl/Ruby fusion and her dialogue in episode make it clear it’s her choice
I just hate her design and how long she takes to speak, it’s annoying
Oh, that too…that made me want to put a bullet through my head… all I see is fucking wiggler from mario having a gemsona
I guess i didn’t notice that from Rhondonite
I kinda like her, but I also want to see her unfused. She was a bit absolum-y though in appearance
Same
Also her head gem changes shape a lot
Goes from looking like a Sapphire to a rounded Sapphire shape to a total circle pattern
I’m not. I just hope she has a weird monster mouth like Alexandrite. I really want to see weirder and more alien looking gems.
Why is she a friggin wiggler
It’s a metaphor for how she’s a disturbing polyamory metaphor because she’s also a sweet old woman looking for another gem to ‘fuse’ with ?
Yikearoonis
WHY IS A ROMANTIC FUSION A SWEET OLD GRANNY
because she’s 6 gems fused together you dummy
But of all things a fucking Caterpillar?
well all those limbs and parts gotta go somewhere
But Alexandrite has two legs?
Maybe they were caterpillar like to begin with? she is fused with gems of the same type right?
Fusions only seem to add up arms and all have a pair of legs regardless of components: Malachite only has six limbs whereas Lapis and Jasper have eight altogether
what about Malachite? she has 6 arms with two gems
maybe the fusion takes random effects and maybe over time the collective mind alter the form to better suit itself
2 arms = the two limbs that every other fusion has regardless of component (typically their legs)
4 arms = two from Jasper, two from Lapis
what about Smokey Quartz having three arms
It’s either due to
> Steven and Amethyst are that close that their fusion is nearly stable as Garnet, removing a whole arm
> It’s a by-product of it being a human/gem hybrid
or that gem fusions aren’t defined or required to have appropriate limbs
Except that with the exception of Garnet, same gem fusions, and Smokey, all three exceptions in their own right they all follow the following formula:
Fusion Arm Number = Number of component arms (if Garnet is involved, she counts as two pairs rather than four)
+ another pair of limbs, regardless of the amount of legs involved.
Even Flourite follows this, having five sets of limbs (four arms coming from her different gem components, and two legs)
The temple fusion is five, Alexandrite is four, and both are relatively humanoid
And actually seeing as three of her gems are the same, she’s technically just a four gem fusion (four different gems present, but some are represented more)
This
Don’t know… but I hope she gets a second mouth https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1fa23c4c2ca21ba7ce637666df7913b4bb67b9d722ca6e067e26ff817cf184ed.gif
That part was rad
Take me back to Season 3 pls
Preferably to before Lapis gets stuck in he barn so we can all pretend she’s going to be a good character
Still entirely confused how that’s beneficial at all… and who’s the one who gives her fire breath
A latent ability from ruby?
I literally forgot about that….
Still confused why the two mouths
Is I like to think that the more different gems that make up a fusion the more monstrous it becomes.
True but it bothers me that it literally serves zero purpose
Ruby’s thermal abilities and Amethyst’s flame whip?
Oh yeaaaaaah..
not yet she used her flame whip episodes later
it’s probably just a conglomeration of abilities
Amethyst used it way before in the episode where she shows Steven the kindergarten, which was like Season 1?
Do you ever watch something that just changes you as a person? Something that causes you to be a different person from when you started watching.
Because the Car Boys finale just did that to me. I will never be the same
I can’t hear bees without wondering if they’re asking me if I like jazz ever since I watched Bee Movie with a teacher
A god of evil and destruction was trapped… a hero was freed, and in the finale, they leave the universe in a multi-dimensional suicide mission to contain an eldritch horror and save Yoshi’s Wooly World as well as every other universe.
Goodnight boys… may your dreams be soft
Lol I was looking at old OC ideas and stuff and I want to d i e
Any of you guys got any cringey creations (even just drawings, writings, etc) that make you vomit?
nupe i just make horrific creations
http://i.imgur.com/crIse6P.jpg
I… Won’t even begin to ask
C’thok: Vanquisher of Minds
What the C’fuck?
a abyssal horror that resides in a sunken palace, it’s goal is to spread its influence and absorb the nightmares and fears from every living being
So basically uneducated Americans, minus the sunken palace?
no…? just my take on lovecraftian horrors
just a hellbeast that wants to absorb the psychic energy brought forth from people suffering fear and insanity
Have you seen the movie “The Void” if not you should check it out I think you would like it.
Important update! For those of you who saw the rumored SSB 4 port for the switch; its been confirmed a fake. No reasons to get your hopes up yet,
Who confirmed it as fake? The 3DS stages updated were pretty convincing.
Gamexplain over twitter just did a few minutes ago. They’ll probably have a video on it shortly.
Even if it is, I’d say it’s highly likely a port is coming.
Ehh, its 50/50. On one hand it would make some good early money for the switch if they could. On the other hand Sakuari’s said he wants every console to have its own individual Smash Bros(I’m fairly certain of this at least.)
You could do both though.
Y’know how people were saying Lars and Steven were gonna fuse?
What if Lars fuses.. but not with Steven… but with Flourite..
Yep.. that’s a disturbing mental image
I can picture the Rule 34 pics now
Yeah….
i’d stop thinking of it, you’re clearly obsessed
It’s too horrifying to forget
Thankfully, Lars is still likely too organic to fuse with gems
Keep pinkboi away from pedopillar tyvm
Agreed
Tbh I love what they did with Lars :3
MY BOI
I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS YOUUU
TIS I THE FAIRIEST GUY
YEEEE
EEEEY
What if Flourite is actually evil and really she just absorbs other gems to become more powerful..
I kinda wonder what Peridot fusions would look like
short quirky and nerdy
But glorious
And let us not forget lovable.
Yes, yes indeed
If Para…… whatever the hell her name is, fused with a normal Sapphire, what would happen
Either:
They’d form a colour mixed version
Or
If Padparadscha counts a as a different gem cut, they’ll form a new gem. Like how a Ruby and a Sapphire (only differences in them irl is their colour and what causes it)
I’d love to know which, it would be pretty cool
Look at my name when you need to remember it
I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t like su.. wherever i go people are talking about it ._.
It’s away on hiatus again so you don’t have to suffer long XD
Yayyyyyyyyy….
Like seriously everyone needs to watch this series. I never expected this to get so amazing. Oh my god
Car Boys I mean
What would drive me to watch it? :p
One hell of an emergent narrative and the two best boys Nick and Griffin.
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If you could remove one of each of the following from the game, which would it be?
Ability:
Type:
Move:
Pokemon:
Prankster
Fairy
Will-o-wisp
Too many to list
At least there isn’t a Fairy type with prankster Will-o-Wisp
Not yet
No but that fucking Gremlin does it
Sturdy
Ground
Rollout
Jigglypuff
T_T just all my favorites minus Jigglesploof
Earthen confirmed to hate Jigglespoof and love Jigglypuff
JIGGLESPLOOF IM DYING
That’s what I always called it whenever I play Smash
Slow Start
Ground or Rock
Dragon Rage
Volcanion
Pressure
Fairy
Explosion
Stunfisk
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5b6f3735e9286fd8c945fb27fa89f16ba8d2c20846fe46c59a91cd60e5b0e0ea.gif
Sorry Fairy I just cant get over the fact that they’re super effective against dark types. Still love you though lol!
Oh no I’m fine with people not liking Fairy
Just don’t touch my flat electro baby ?
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Dang it’s rather cute in that picture but it still gets the void from me…
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I respect the stunfisk pick
Ability: Psychic Surge
Type: Rock
Move: Spore
Pokemon: Incineroar
How’d I know you’d say that (for Pokemon)?
Because deep down you know it’s shit
It’s still one of my favorites.
*the shit
lol
I mean…. funny story.. I actually gave it too much credit … I thought it would be high tier NU….
It’s bottom NU
Kk
It’s trash :3
If we’re judging Pokemon purely off of competitive value then Masquerain is a pile of shit whereas Tapu Lele is the great ruler goddess of our people
Off design it’s still shit
Nice and screwed up proportions
It’s called artistic exaggeration and it’s not even that bad tbh. Hands worst part of the design? Yes. Makes it iredeemable trash? Only in the eyes of peasants and Primarina fanboy/girls
At least it actually looks its type ?
Interesting call out to prim fans though
Prim is queen
But you said only in their eyes
Ability: Emergency Exit
Type: Rock (merge into Ground)
Move: Fake Out
Pokemon:
DecidueyeBlazikenYa know the thing with removing a Pokémon is that there will always be people upset that love that Pokémon..
Tru tru
T_T why am I not surprised that the majority of the type to off is rock or ground….
Most expendable types, you could literally collapse one into the other and it would make sense even if they’re split to balance the type table
Nope I’d oft Dragon way before Rock
Why Blaze?
Oh damn
Hmm
Ability: Emergency Exit
Type: Dragon (change it to fit all mythic beings instead of just dragons)
Move: Luster Purge (Didn’t know it existed till a year ago its so useless
Pokemon: Ferrothorn or Wormadam and if Mega’s apply M-Ray
Ability: Truant
Type: Fighting/Rock/Grass
Move: Frustration. So stupid and pointless
Pokemon: Qwilfish
But we need grass for Decidueye and Gourgeist, think this through
I just think it should be rebranded. “Grass” really doesn’t make sense. Should be plant or something. Also it should lose its weakness to flying. It doesn’t make sense..What, do birds eat grass? Stupid reasoning
I love this concept
And yes, buff teh grasses
Why Fighting?
When you think about it, does it really need its own category? Any being is capable of being aggressive and fighting. I think getting rid of it and replacing it with something better would open up for possibilities of better designs.
Normalize- bet you don’t even know what Pokemon have it
Rock- just merge with ground or something
So many.
Celesteela- No thankd
Delcatty for the first one :3
Its only niche is paralysing Ground types lol it’s a trash ability I agree
I’m having an extesential crisis right now from a series that started with a couple of boys playing with cars
Down a shot of gasoline and punch yourself in the face and you’ll be fine in the morning
No I.. just want to stay like this
Night all, phones away to die
Primarina > Incineroar > Decidueye, Rock is just a cheap tactic to make small type tables bigger, magical swords can’t shatter carbon lattices that contains inclusions which result in a pink colouring
Peace
Welcome back fam
I forgot how wrong your starter opinions are
I agree with the rock part tho
Trash = Greninja = Delphox = Chesnaught
This
Good thing these starters are at least better than Gen 6’s. Decidueye kinda carries the team tho
Easily
Though Prim is no slouch either
Primarina at least knows what it wants to be, unlike Delphox and Greninja
Or the nonexistent fire starter of gen 7
Incineroar is just the aborted sibling of emboar, infernape, and blaziken who thought it could be edgy by being dark instead of fighting
Why are you being so nice to Incineroar? You gotta go harder on it!
Don’t word it like that.
Why not? It’s literally a walking buff fursuit
Good night.
Joining a fandom when the show is over is so bitter
alright wish me luck, time to draw Nature’s Dark side
Toxigeddon
In legends long forgotten in the vastness of the Eyanu region, there was the most holiest of areas “The Eyanu Spirit Grounds” the ancestral location where legend states the entirety of the Eyanu region was born from a single seed left by a great Pokemon Gaiasis. Thousands of years ago foolish humans abused and took the land for granted. In their most vilest of crimes they tainted the spirit grounds with filth, their carelessness and dishonor for nature corrupted this most spiritual location and it erupted with anger, the lush greenery and pristine ponds blackened with upset and the land itself rose to life as a monster, the beast spewed vile smoke from its back and every living plant withered away from the dark fumes, its muck soaked body sullied the soil rendering it barren and devoid of life, it was mindless and feral it was consumed with hatred and blind anger its only goal seemed to yield waton and destruction, it raged and destroyed nearly everything until a mighty clash with the Guardian Gaiasis, the battle lasted long and Gaiasis was gravely wounded in its final breath it unleashed its full power destroying the beast and itself, from its death a single seed remained and restored the life force that was squandered.
This is the beast born from filth and pollution
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Since this is a good time can you enlighten me on the logic Mr. Logic of some Pokemon like this for an example. How can it just be ‘born’ from non living things. That doesn’t make any sense. Its not just you. Magmar was literally born from lava and I don’t get it
spirit grounds duh, its loaded with the essence of life and this life essence was corrupted by filth and pollution
What about other Pokemon like magmar?
are you just doing this to bust my balls over non-trivial matters?
it never states Mamgar is born from the lava just that it was born near one, it could be reminiscent to Hyperthermophiles which are organisms (mostly bacteria) that thrive in super-heated areas so it couldn’t be that uncommon that strains of budding sea life found its way into underwater magma vents and just went through there
Hm no I’m just remembering something from reading the background on your fanmon.
what?
And Spirit grounds hold more logic than psychic pancakes
T_T why you doing this to me
can’t i write a freaking legend story without some hecklers
I’m doing it cause you do it to everyone else ;3
Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it back Honey buns
well mine’s pretty solid
a holy site filled with tons of life energy due to the seed left by Gaiasis and humans tainted it with pollution
this corrupted the life force and caused it to go nuts and formed this abomination
So basically the story is how Gaiasis has to fight and murder its own corrupted dinosaur baby?
More like the careless of humans came and bit them in the ass as a lesson not to trifle with nature’s wealth
but now the leader of Team Quake wants to recreate this horrid monster by polluting the spiritual spot once again with stronger more dangerous substances
I see
But technically I’m still right :3
look at all the fucks i’m giving
point is
Gaiasis had to freaking kill itself as a last resort to vanquish the beast (which wan’t officially known as Toxigeddon yet, Ilko gives the updated form the name) and that sacrifice was the wake up call to treat nature right and what it gives
(except this is mankind and in reality they’d ignore the call)
But it’s pretty cool
I forgot, what does the other thingy look like
Gaiasis?
http://i.imgur.com/fNUuo8O.jpg?1
big ass bird with petal feathers
Huh
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A thingy
a bird of paradise flower
Boid
whatever their abilities are
Smog Zone and Tranquility
Smog Zone is a weather effect that considers every pokemon of the field as poisoned (so moves like facade will be boosted or venoshock or venom drench) and abilities like Toxic Boost and Poison Heal will take effect but they still can be afflicted with a status like sleep or burned
Tranquility Heals all pokemon by 25% and cancels the use of status effects when entering the field (including the opponents)
Oh god
Imagine Toxigeddon with a Gliscor holding leftovers
STOP NOW
I thought you loved balance
it’s true i am a Libra after all but i love seeing you freak out
#earthenishippocriteconfirmed
oh piss off, i chose abilities unique to its character
and what better way then enveloping the battlefield with rancid smog or euphoria
I can do better
“enveloping the battlefield with rancid smog or euphoria” in a balanced way
then do it
Nerf the heal to 15 percent
The toxic can’t stack with other statuses
20
and i want statuses to stack, this thing is a dangerous beast and i want it to cause trouble
Than it’s busted
So is Mega Rayquaza
But you like balance?
i do but this is a freaking legend and how balanced are they
just let it stand for now, all it is if basically a passive status effect
Nice broken mons
this is not up for debate
its a smog spewing beast of corruption, anything near it will be engulfed in toxic fumes
Busted
Maybe it could release pheromones that makes Pokemon unable to attack for a bit.
meh i still like these
i mean Yeah Smog Zone is a issue but its frail and holds plenty of weaknesses, and plenty of legends have annoying abilities
and Gaiasis just heals everyone and stops status effects from working which isn’t super bad
Oh, really?I’m a Libra too.
Just wondering is disqus being extra slow for you guys? First it stopped loading on my laptop, now its barely loading my phone. Send help!
And while you’re on your way bring glasses because my Pokemon can’t see for crap!! (Literally every other Pokemon in battle tower has bright powder or double team)
My life
I thought it was just the fact that my Chromebook is crap and that was why it was lagging for me.
Hey i have a Chromebook too and it’s lagging like heck. I can’t even use disqus because its that bad. Good to know I’m not the only one.
Yeah it’s weird
And so we dance like glorious butterflies!!!!
*Ryan used Quiver Dance*
your name is Ryan?
How many times have you traded with me Ian?
how familiar are you with my mental state
Very
Earthen’s favorite ultra beast
FEHromosa
Why don’t you two just get a room already?
I’m already rooming with someone
(Plus I’m never missing out on the chance for a pun)
Earthen and I’m Dead Inside sitting in a tree, P-L-A-Y-I-N-G Pokémon.
Please call me Seraph, I prefer being called by that
Then change your name back to Seraph, man.
Then make that your name 😉
I will once this week is over and I stop being dead
Then change your username you spaz
Gimme till the end of this week, the name fits till than
then we’ll call you I.D.I
Eyedeeaye
I’ll take it for now
A-R-G-U-I-N-G
Alex I swear to god, you are in ZERO position to be calling me out on that
I mean, considering you and Sammy? ;4
First comes battle
Then comes catch
Then Comes both of them with annoyingly common prattle
It keeps the fourm alive, stop bullying me mate
Aren’t moderators supposed to be setting examples? I’m being flat out bullied here
WAY too thin
it’s literally the Lissome pokemon and Earthen don’t do thin
So Thiccmosa
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this was the safest pic i could find
….
if it exists, no exceptions
guzzlord is best
Gabage
Sonic Mania is 20$ yesssss
GOTTA SELL FAST
Oh how hard this titan has fallen…
whadda you mean
Sonic hasn’t been good in forever and its gotten so bad they had to resort to using the era that hasn’t been retroactively tainted by their own horrid actions
But its being made by these ROM hacking fan game developer guys who actually care about Sonic and know how to make Sonic games
yeah its gone so downhill that they can;’t even do it right anymore
i hope Sanic Farces will be semi-decent
and i pray that Coldsteel the Hedgeheg is everyone’s priority
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/613/323/e2e.jpg
You’re telling me that
A. Sonic has his own school only for fighting
B. Sonic has an entire military to fight shadow (well if the Shadow the Edgehog intro sequence song told us anything it was that Shadow IS an army)
C. Sonic had a draft to get people into this military
D. Sonic has authority to make his own standing army
E. Somehow ColdSteel’s ear was the only thing that got even remotely damaged
F. Fuck you
G. There are pokemon scammers out there
H. There are two shades of purple: Gay and cool.
I. Kevin Robinson is a piece of shit
J. Hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts is just a wonderful sentence and I want that on my tombstone
K. He hates niceness but also hates Kevin for doing something that isn’t nice making ColdSteel a huge hypocrite
L. He hates life and no one has gotten this poor kid some therapy.
M. Girl is actually spelled “Gurl”
N. Hedheheg is a newly discovered species similar to a hedgehog.
O. His nails are on his finger and not like.. on his nose or something
I love him and I want to be him
This is honestly the greatest meme ever created
And also you forgot to mention how the things he does aren’t “personnel”
Isn’t hating his @blood_skull_boi84 kinda personnel?
it’s not personnel
Coldsteel himself says it
his dad I mean
I mean….. it’s nothin personnel kid
Is he killing kids?
Nope, because it isn’t perssonnel
Unless they are “Pokemon scammer fagots”
Fun fact, this wasn’t even a troll OC or anything
Ninne inch nails
NOTHIN PERSONNEL KID
what was his special power
GUYS
http://blood-skull-boi84.deviantart.com/
Coldsteel gives me life
I knew of this meme years ago
When I saw Alolan Sandslash and its type, I literally screamed because it’s an Ice/Steel Hedgehog
you know what my favorite part is? In between SilverRiolu and StarStorm, I used Coldfire for some stuff. So like… if you set the temperature up way high he turns into me
Oh my god
Psssh nothin personnel kid
HE SAID THE THING
HE SAID THE THING
https://youtu.be/XA-4B2d4L18
I don’t care that nobody else is a fan, this is one of my favorite gifs
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http://i.imgur.com/g7SZ59H.jpg
I CANT BREATHH
https://youtu.be/X9CShj5AvT4
So do you think Coldsteel was always evil and edgy or did he have an origin story? Like maybe his power got the best of him and it consumed him
Always edgy
Watching Cool Games Inc. and this is the best idea ever.
A dating simulator… but all the characters are the 50 states of America.
ALASKA WOULD BE THICC
Dibs on Mississippi
Oregon would probably be a cute lesbian stereotype flannel and all
As long as one is chunky and a little bit crazy
There are 50 states you can find one.
Hopefully…
New York is a rude New Yorker guy who is super busy and hes like super hard to date
Gross,
Well we cant just have girls ya know gotta give the gay guys and the straight girls something to enjoy.
Make Hawaii a super chill surfer dude
Or maybe Hawaii is like a stressed single mom and each island is one of her children
Okay……….lim gonna go….place…..*Dives into the ground burrowing away*
Arceus is aways watching ?
I’ll take the laid back tomboi with a heart of gold please
Whatever that would be
… I don’t not know much about states. Is Illinois good?
I guess?
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HOLY CRAP THAT CAN MAKE IT BECOME HIGHER IN THE TIERS
http://cdnimage.vishwagujarat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/joe-taslim.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
Congratulation guys yu’re criminal!!
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E3 Predictions:
Someone dabs and it becomes a meme
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I want to DieCidueye
Shouldn’t it be Decidudie?
Yus
lopunny is beautiful
In… what way .-.
Not a fan of Lopunny but I guess it’s beautiful in a cute way
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/05ca779d944235088baa1d382d485c665123a5c8b05c0634cfa1942ea5da6179.png
She so cuuuute
C H E E R S L O V E T H E C A L V A R Y S H E R E
https://youtu.be/Ia4ziBah5hc
@vishkartechsupport:disqus
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OH Hi Mark.
You just a little chicken
Chiii chi chi chi chiiIiiiIIIIIIiiiiiIiiii
I DID NOT HIT HER
@starstorm295 are you proud of me ;-;
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YEee
So the full Marvel Vs Capcom infinite roster leaked
Can somebody please explain to me why the fuck Ant-Man got in over the literal hundreds of other characters people wanted?
And then they just slap Monster Hunter in it
YEP
People didn’t want Deadpool or anything right?
(Also they confirmed Venom for DLC… .that’s honestly a really fucking cheap move. Like people may wanna play sigma, but he won’t be anyone super popular to play. Venom? Everyone’s gonna wanna play him, considering this roster is like under 30 fucking characters