As per usual, images from this month’s CoroCoro have leaked!
The Ash Hat Pikachu that was first revealed to the public via the Pokémon Sun & Moon datamine, has officially been announced for distribution! As many have theorized, Ash Hat Pikachu will be the bonus when you pre-book a ticket in Japan for Pokémon the Movie 20: I Choose You!
- Original Cap Pikachu can be obtained from April 15th-May 1st and July 19th-July 31st
- Hoenn Cap Pikachu from May 3rd-May 15th and August 2nd-August 14th
- Sinnoh Cap Pikachu from May 17th-May 29th and August 16th-August 28th
- Unova Cap Pikachu from May 31st-June 12th and August 30th-September 11th
- Kalos Cap Pikachu from June 14th-June 26th and September 13th-25th
- Alola Cap Pikachu from September 27th-October 9th and September 13th-September 25th
Along with the Ash Hat Pikachu, there will be a serial code given out that will unlock the Pikashunium Z Crystal. Giving you access to the exclusive Pikachu Z-Move: 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt!
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7uu-547251032
A typical UU match, cool and rad
I still find it extremely BS they let legends in there
But i did enjoy the saltiness he spouted when I gloated
Said my pokes were garbage and don’t deserve to win
It’s not, not all legends are BS. A team full of certain legends is a free win to me.
And your team is pretty fucking shit, you’re just well adapted to it. It’s like lighting shit on fire. It looks awful but still will horribly mutilate whatever it touches.
Is true, but don’t forget my Pokemon is all out Brute Force and they’re not as bad as they seem
No I mean your team is 100 percent fucking garbage, certain Pokemon quite literally can 6-0 your team
But you just happen to know how to make them work. A garbage team can outplay a good one if the players are different in skill level
I still remember that full on legend win
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7anythinggoes-538266402
Eliminate this persons gene pool
Without question
:3
I just parry killed a guardian!
I HAVE SURPASSED GOD LEVEL
That’s good m8
(Now beat meat boy in six days like I did)
and not for full 24 hour days
That’s a true achievement
Yes, indeed it is
And I brandish it proud….
Until I learnt what the aftergame of meat boy was like
O.o
What’s it like?
I can’t get past the first obstacle of the first level in world 7 (The aftergame world)
in the years of 2008-2009 i was a 4th grader and my handwriting says ALOT about me at the time.
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THE FUCKIN SPERM WHALE
yeah it is the best wale
Sperm
Sperm
SPERM
wait….does sperm wales have sperm inside them or what
Not if they’re female?
MAN THE HARPOONS
OH GOD WHYYY THO
That’s usually my go to line when trying to pick up chicks
Couldn’t this be considered gay in this sense since your manning the harpoon on a SPERM whale
You do realize its derived from the word Spermaceti which is a waxy semi liquid that is secreted from the humps on their noggins
I do not care, it’s a SPERM whale
yeah
Spoim
Ugh still better than mine
But TBH I’ve heard that there’s some psychological reason that everyone thinks their handwriting is awful
I had fucking muscle delays
Ouch
Yay…
Fuck life
no mine is because i have aspergers which 1 of the thing i can’t do very well is write
Oh
Well mine sucks and I have no excuse lol
2008-2009 you were in the 4th grade……you’re so young! lol Anyway yeah… I can’t say I have the neatest handwriting even as an adult. I can tighten it up when I need, but I definitely have chicken scratch writing lol
A jean pool, foundation for a population
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6af96965002d75335278b09f8c895e88c6a348eac16c0dc765b5aac86b535c62.jpg
can i get in that jeany action
Yes
https://youtu.be/gpaOy8b8X6A
😀
Based Masuda please announce a new game this has gone off the deep end
How has it gone off the deep end?
That pool is like a foot deep tops
Memejungle
yeah the unofficial nickname of this site is memejungle.
A while ago, I made a LC team with a Tynamo named semen and 5 Tympoles all with names that were slang for sperm
Jizz
Cum
Loads
Seed
Spooge
Wad
Of course I had Sperm itself
I know I also had
Nutt
Cum
I can’t remember the others
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I’m gonna bury my face into that pie and lick its delicious contents
I want Pie now
so do I
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Yuck
Many people like pie.
However, I do not. Like pie.
can i have some in apple flavor please
I see Someone’s enjoying Pi day.
That reminds me
On December 12th, 2012, at 12:12 on the 12th second my friends and I just started chanting 12/12/12/12/12/12/12/12/12/12…..
It was a momentous occasion
oh cool
Yeah and the end of the world was supposedly a week and two days away.
how about on december 5, 2017 you chant 12+5=17 over and over
Hopefully it’s in math class.
but do it anyways
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/73a2fdeb9acb52e94f7e3b3f97f2d751d5714f97c75056359b2cd8fc8a527dc8.jpg
The ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.
Do I win? That’s objectively the most accurate definition.
Yeah that’s a better definition, all those numbers are giving me a headache °~°
Mob Psycho 100 is actually great
TO THOSE WHO CARE
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, REMEMBER THAT NUZLOCKE I DID THAT LASTED THREE HOURS BEFORE IT WAS SUBSEQUENTLY SWEPT BY A F**KING GARCHOMP!? YOU CAN NOW GET IT IN YOUR HANDS JUST ASK FOR ANY GEN 5 MAIN SERIES GAME AND I WILL SEND YOU A FILE WITH THE GAME BEING MODDED INTO SOMETHING GLORIOUS
(Nds emulator not included I reccomend Desume)
I don’t remeber such a Nuzlocke
Is it just a randomizer?
weah
One with a FEW fun little edits
>.>
Pre-selected starters
All trainer mons are 50% higher level
Remember, a nuzlocke does not start till you got balls
Oh, fun….
I wish I could play, but I don’t have a computer currently… 🙁
;~;
;~;
;~;
Let’s create a pool of tears to drown ourselves in
Do you want the file?
I wish you did…
Same here, my friend.
Viruses suck
They doooo
But wait, there’s more! If you ask within the next fifteen minutes, you will not get one, not two, but three files for the sole price of one!
I HAVE FOR SO I CAN GIVE THE WHOLE SET
Anyone else getting pelted with rain or snow?
If so
Yekid
The Yeti Pkm
Ice/Fighting
Iron Fist/Fur Coat HA: Snow Warning
Yekid are somewhat tall humanoid Pokemon at 5ft 6inches, they have a skinny lanky build with white shaggy fur, they have large human like feet and fists of a pinkish color with four digits apiece, their face is covered with a messy wild hair and two protruding fangs jut upward from their jaws, lastly a pair on tiny horns
“Yekid thrive in mountainous and snowy climates, they toughen their fists by punching icy trees and boulders”
And they evolve into
Coldossus
The Yeti Pkm
Ice/Fighting
Iron Fist/Fur Coat HA: Snow Warning
A massive ape like Pokemon covered in thick white grey fur with exposed chest and stomach skin that is bluish pink, lumbering forearms and very big feet and fists, they have icy extrusions on their chest that resembles a rib cage and on their spine like spines, the head has powerful tusks and long horns, you can’t see their eyes but their mouth and nose show,
“They claim mountain peaks for their territory and the howling roars of this reclusive Pokemon creates violent blizzards”
It snowed on Saturday and melted two hours later
I’m trapped in my house by snow
If you had to make a team out of only starters what would it be?
Primarina
Feraligatr
Empoleon
Decidueye
Serperior
Typhlosion
Hmm…let’s see
Blaziken
.
.
.
.
.
Done.
Easy
Samurott
Charizard
Primarina
Torterra
Chesnaught
Feraligatr
my fav starter from each region (excluding Hoenn which is Swampert)
I would switch Feraligatr for swampert, Ser for Sceptile, and that team is perf
Decidueye
Infernape
Empoleon
Torterra
Serperior
Charizard
Decidueye
Greninja
Typhlosion
Empoleon
Serperior
Sceptile
Loool I made a Pokemon fraud thread on Twitter
??
https://twitter.com/RuthlessIwxbi/status/841662476320178176
I just had to show this little moment
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Yep, saw it a week ago. Since then I’ve been calling the ancient cores “roscoe”. xD
Also haven’t found out how to get her to give it up.
And her name is Loone…..too easy
but it’s refreshing to see a lady mechaphile
Ok but HOW? How can I get her to give it up?
are you blind and dumb, she wants pics of Guardian Species
a flying one
a tiny one
and a walking one
take pics of them and show her
SPOILERS
how is that a spoiler, no information was given
I didn’t know about this. so its technically a spoiler
well the game is out for a week, if you aren’t playing it and other post their findings then its your own damn fault
Should of used a Spoiler tag 😛
Dude, we’re talking about a hugely expansive video game, not a 45 minute tv episode or a 2 hour movie..even if I was playing this for a week, what are the odds I found this?
Why is Johto so great? :3 I just love it so much
Because it’s connected to Kanto.
And the music. That too
———–
On a serious note, Johto is the best of the temperate regions. I like the atmosphere of nostalgia it has for some reason.
Meh, it’s got like two good cities
HGSS were the last games that really felt like your own adventure. It was linear but it didn’t feel linear. It is always such a peaceful ride through
Those games really were bursting with awesomeness
It got many interesting locations and lovable cities. It’s a shame that it’s so underrated tho
Because it isn’t
I wasn’t talking about [your favorite region]
Johto is badddd
Still better than [your favorite region]
Johto is literally better than literally one region
2 (kanto and kalos), give it some credit
Oh yeah I forgot
It really isn’t though? At all?
What’s good about it is the question we should be asking
It brought me sooo many loving mon’s so how I rank regions based on everything
1. Alola
2. Sinnoh (literally like one tick from beating Alola if it gets a remake it will top it entirely)
3. Johto
4. Unova (super close to kanto in rank)
5. Kanto (super close to Unova in rank)
6. Hoenn (it wasn’t that bad but I do admit Gen. 6 was the real monster of this)
7. Kalos
Gen 6 is complete ass
Ehh Kalos had some good Pokémon but honestly none (excluding Dedenne) fall into my favorites
Lol, good one
Hey ithsme you jealous of my profile pic
holy butts on a butt, i just spent 8 days of monster parts for smexy monster armor
Where is everyone did y’all jump ship?
I’m here. Just started watching Kimono Friends given its super popular in Japan right now and wanted to see what the fuss was about. Also doesn’t hurt that it has penguin girls in it.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/6c/ce/18/6cce188e3eca90e2c22540ae139c4529.gif
All hail the eldritch lord, princess Gunther.
i’ve been sorta watching Miss Koyabashiwhatever’s Dragon Maid…….but i feel i shouldn’t
I don’t want a repeat of Ultimate Girls and…the show that not be said in my presence
That’s on my list as well to check out if only for the new symbol of Moe that it is. There’s also SENGOKUCHOJYUGIGA on my list if only because someone showed me a scene of Oda shooting Hideoshi for fun, which I fully agree with him on. Shoot the monkey!
I don’t know about any of that, point is Anime and Earthen don’t mix…
if it helps, SENGOKUCHOJYUGIGA looks like this and has a really dry sense of humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdn_RLgjkP8
Going to late lunch and playing Crystal
Govna the Cyndaquil died…
Team Rocket Grunt was the killer
Well looks like theres no point living anymore *loads gun*
Before you die tell me what the name of the slowpoke should be that’s replacing
Mako
Oh I like it! Cute!
Dang though I was really relying on him for Bugsy. I guess that Spearow can handle it though
before i die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdVwltmsTos
I love this
Well now she’s gonna need a ‘mon named Bolin
If it was boolin it would be a bulu
Please make me something
(Goes to armory to get gun)
Alright, where is this bastard
okay what’s your opinion on cheating devices in pokemon?
I believe people have a right to do what they want with their own games, even if it is wrong doings
Screw that
Cheating is still cheating even if it’s in limits
If you hack out a Pokemon or items it’s still cheating
(Cough cough) everyone’s six Iv ditto is cheating because it’s cloned
yeah like i’m not making a wonder gaurd spiritomb with a roseli berry and trade it to sun and moon
I couldn’t care less. The only real advantage to it is time, and so long as a hacker offers their services to others I see no problem with it.
They should be beheaded and have said heads mounted on pikes
If I’m busting my humps for perfect Pokemon everyone else should have to as well
It goes triple if you actually use them competitively
Actually unless its Showdown hacked Pokémon on in game competitions results in an automatic ban on using GTS or ever doing any world trading as I remember
Didn’t the last winner of worlds hack all of his Pokemon?
If he did He probably was denounced and lost his title
Wasn’t Verlis the one who said it?
Wolfy was…..
WAIT VERLISIFY… Mr. “WELCOME BACK WOLF PACK” himself
Made an expose video on a guy with the word
“WOLF” in his name!?
That’s rich… that’s fucking rich
Cloned Dittos
Ehh never hacked in one, but during DP I used it to get to New Moon island for Darkrai and to see what its like on the other side of the fence at the breeding center… till I got stuck on that side for a week due to losing the action replay
wow you had a walk through walls cheat huh?
Yep sucks when all I did was pet a buneary for a week though
well i once put a code for ditto making all legendaries breedable in platinum and it like messed up the pre-installed codes so i hade to delete platinum and reinstall it.
I mean, despite them being able too hack in their own, perfect Pokemon, it’s alright, I’m fine with it. Now if they hacked in something bull like Huge Power Regigigas, then I have a reason to be angry.
yeah like having a wonder gaurd spiritomb with roseli berry
True that
yeah brother
You know I’m curious to see what would be the most OP combinations you can do when hacking in a Pokemon, like the Spiritomb one you said.
ooh fur coat shuckle with cosmic power
Oh yeah that would be a pain in the ass to get through
How about a Sap Sipper Mega Swampert
Would break the meta game fully XD
yeah or wonder gaurd regigigas
The Horror that would bring!
The most OP thing of all though
A Sturdy ability Shedinja!
It’s the immortal Bug
Slaking with huge power and Chople berry
Or Harvest Slaking with Chople berry
Dear god…
Wonder Guard Arcanine with Burn Up
It’s fine as long as it isn’t being used in the current gen
Mandibuzz
Pyukumuku
Blissey
Pallosand
Suicune
And a fucking Amoongus
The trolls have come after you
More like the defensive toxic recover spamming
YYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY TYPICAL SHOWDOWN
That is why I play in RU
Itz fun and crisp
bah they still let in all the annoying megas
There is literally like one in RU right now; Glalie
It’s never even used
Pallossand
I can’t get mad at Pyukumuku.
I mean at least it ain’t like Celesteela, Tapu Koko, Tapu Fini, Tapu Bulu, Tapu Lele, and Pheromosa all on the same team.
But yeah that’s awful you had to go up against that.
it’s like I always say, they sit around and do nothing and win, i mean i wish i could bite that jerk’s throat and tear him a new one
So how’s my fellow PJ peeps doing
okay here
Doing fine. Been watching a few episodes of kemono friends to see why its so popular in japan to almost scary degrees, and I finally know why. Its more or less the Japanese version of Steven universe.
XD That’s funny
Great here how about you?
Doing well, I’ve been enjoying this day so far.
Me too snow day and I watched Ted unrated today
Such a funny movie, wasn’t it?
Yep it has to be among the funniest movies ever
Playing Overwatch:3
Well my foot fell asleep for no reason so I have a question
If you were to have Nintendo do another Kirby game what would it be
For me another Super Star sequel would be great
Something 3D
second kirby epic yarn
BTW Kurusu, did you get that Fire/Psychic Griffin I put on the form yesterday?
Hmmmm this is very odd,
So i’m reading my smexy hardcover guidebook for BOTW and i’m reading the material list for some of the gear and they don’t corrospond with the game
proof of faulty printing?
Glalie didn’t deserve a mega
Only if froslass gets one in the future
If not, please delete it
yeah didn’t think it REALLY needed one but you know gamefreak don’t really care about that.
Yeah its like
Me: I love my Glalie! Now lets see your Mega
(M evolves)
Me: Who broke your jaw?
It did by itself
Its Suicidal well only one thing to do get it counseling
Can you really counsel a Glalie? It’ll just give you the cold shoulder
That face when you feel stupidly depressed and are far to fucking tired to do LITERALLY ANYTHING about it
🙁
I’m so damn tired…
And kinda hungry to be entirely honest…
But I’m trying to lose weight….
Do you have a specific diet you’re doing?
I enjoy candy, pretzels, and cheese….
No diet can encompass these perfection, so each is out of my reach
Lol then not eating isn’t going to help you loose weight. You’re just goona be hungry
also many do not realize that if you starve yourself the next meal you eat is cataloged into fat
The problem is that when I start I don’t stop…
Sounds like me just I was blessed/Cursed with metabolism of eternity (can 6 nuggets and large fry from Mcdonalds+ 3 pretzel rods and lots of Goldfish crackers and f*cking lose weight!)
But ain’t you skinny?
Yep it can be a curse I tell ya though
I’m unhealthily fat.. and that’s not good
Yeah its not and I can understand needing to lose weight… Not personally my friend is fat and he wants to lose wait, but he lost a pound over two months and gave up so I can understand it must be hard to do
It’s friggin impossible
you should’ve seen this “Ultimate “Ruben” ” i made
Toasted Potato Bread
Slightly cooked Cabbage
Cheddar Cheese (normally they call for Swiss but i don’t care for it)
Bacon
and pan cooked slices of corned beef
I WANT
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f28c03985f6e8861a910a8fa0b3cbcbcbd56ce86ad587ec2aee403609f6ae5cd.jpg
(drools)
fair warning chief that gave me the shits
Oh…
I know the feeling. My depression has been really bad recently and my anti-anxiety medication isn’t working properly.
Watch these for a while https://68.media.tumblr.com/91234a6df7d962a1c671affdfa800bcb/tumblr_olecnpyoHS1v3s0ljo1_500.gif
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http://pa1.narvii.com/5818/3172a56a19ba4622b5762389ab048bfcea90e2b4_hq.gif
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That’s a weird way of drawing a Lopunny
Terriermon is always helpful at cheering me up a little.
Me too in my favorite Characters ever he’s just… too cute and his Catchphrase has been adopted as mine too Momentai
Terriermon is fucking great
I haven’t watched that series for like two years…
(Calumon was adorable too)
Speaking of Calumon
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I love the little bbu
I actually really liked seasons 1, 2, and 3
4 was when I stopped
(Veemon though)
That guy and how I watched them
-Seasons 1 & 2 on Nickelodeon when they had them
-3 i binge watched took me a whole 3 and a half months
-I gave up after episode 6
-Watched all of fusion
Waiting for next season but its been years
I seeee
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-5uoF9es80B4/VsXtpPjo5XI/AAAAAAAAJkY/D4BhfkB4zIM/w400-h300/CULU-CULU-SHOOT.gif
http://static.tumblr.com/rd4aluc/Ozelss8c4/digimon_-_impmon.gif
JK I love Calumon too. Also Impmon, I feel a connection with this character.
I love impmon he’s just cool except when he go’s bonkers as beelzemon
Like I hate what he did, but his regret and whole character arc made him great. Also Beelzemon is super amounts cool. When it first aired and I was still a kid I imagined bio-merging with Impmon to become Beelzemon.
I still think if i were a tamer Coronamon would be my partner
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f91636f4eecd59fa2fedaa36066566b0232f75e2da164eeb60aa1dc966004a3e.jpg
I actually think I’d get along with Gomamon best but I don’t like his digivolutions so much. Terriermon or Impmon would possibly be better, or a new digimon perhaps. There’s alot I like actually.
Yeah I feel it shares my view of the world good, but it could use some work
https://u.cubeupload.com/digimongifs/digitalmonster.gif
Hmmm, I dunno
I like Dracmon and Betamon a lot
I could Dracmon being my loyal partner
Komala <3
Expert pancake balancer.
This man is a god
The marshadow and pyuk
those prescriptions look wimpy
this is a man’s anti-depressant!
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/229/796/612.jpg
Well that’s rather inappropriate though.
….i fail to see the issue
Link can’t even learn Pound.
ehhh he’s fine, after all
HE’S RIDDEN HORSES HIS WHOLE LIFE ARKARARKARRKAAARKKKKK!!!!!!
Is that like secret Move Tutors?
you’re lucky she 116
Is that legal age in Hyrule?
I would be cured if the text was alongside the right game
http://pngimg.com/uploads/scissors/scissors_PNG25.png
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That last one could me soo many things…
Go on Kurusu. What things?
Bondage, Tieing up loose ends, that stuff
Mhmm.. Anything else, Kurusu? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not that i can think of. °~°
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
°~° °~° (•×•)×
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) x infinity
STRING THE DICK UP AND BEAT EM LIKE A PINIATA
Nah that more a White gurl thang… XD