It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Some of you may recognize that as a quote from Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities (1859), but I could think of nothing more apt to describe 2016. For the Pokémon community it was certainly a standout year and perhaps the best we could have hoped for in honor of the series’ 20th anniversary. The rest of the world fared much worse however, and it is hard to overlook the political changes that have no doubt touched many fans across the world.
Pokémon Go
Many doubted that a mobile Pokémon experience, featuring augmented reality no less, could capture the feel of the series and deliver something worth playing—myself included—but the end result was something that would make 2016 the year Pokémon made its comeback.
While not the most avid player myself, there was something definitely surreal about seeing the creatures pop up around me and also made exercise a little more fun. The same ‘Gotta Catch ’em All’ philosophy from the handheld games carried over to the real world and the game was hard to put down if you saw a rare Pokémon lurking nearby.
Hopefully it will find continued success in the next year and keep Pokémon firmly in the spotlight. Can’t hurt to grow the fandom, right?
Pokémon Sun & Moon
Phew. Now we know what it must feel like for a mother to wait 9 months just to see what her baby is going to look like. We were teased mercilessly by PR with new screenshots and trailers, just to know that there were still months away from having the game in our hands.
And how did it do once it was in our hands? Pretty damn well I’d say. Perhaps the thing I enjoyed the most was that Alola feels like the first region to be alive. The Pokémon introduced weren’t too bad either, with Ultra Beasts providing an interesting new angle.
What wasn’t the best? Z-moves. Not a fan, sorry. Especially painful after Mega Evolutions were shelved after just one generation. If I were to run for president, I’d definitely base my campaign on “A Mega Evolution for All”.
PokéJungle
This year was a good one for the site. Another good year; most new generation years are. We hit 20,000 Twitter followers in February of this year and now we end at 32,000. I thank each and every one of you that puts up with me.
I’ll also take a moment to be perfectly honest: running this website is not always easy. In many ways this year was one of my most stressful. I greatly admire people like Serebii, because they can effortlessly (or at least give the appearance of effortlessness) update their site and continue to document every nook and cranny of each Pokémon game that has been released.
I can’t, it is not my specialty. My talents lie in getting people excited for what’s next; what’s here is already dead and gone. Some of you may have noticed that the site posts decreased dramatically in the next month and I suppose I will be honest about why. For some reason I always have spikes in my depression after new games are released. I think it has to do with the emotional investment I put into news coverage pre-launch and then the emptiness of post launch.
Hope to be running again in full speed for 2017. Love you all. PJ.










maybe that should be my project for 2016 my Rebar Club
a piece of rebar, a string of nuts (Hardware) wrapped around the shaft and then bound together with good ol duct tape
you could probably beat a car to death with one
Omg that was fast I finished the Hilda animation! Just gotta do color and upload it
Apparently there’s a big bug in the Wii U version of JD2017 where it’ll keep freezing the more stuff I unlock….Umm….why?
Ubisoft
I hope this doesn’t happen or I’ll beat up the next person I see. Just kidding…..sort of…..yes I am….
…. just dance….
it’ll be ok… do do do do just dance, I love this record baby but I cant see straight anymore!
..Because im a raging homosexual
im so sorry
Not helping but ok
Let’s get one thing straight…
I’m not
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Switch related: So this poppped up on EB games this morning and quickly removed https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0c77e139f7d8244d7815446227ca61e1e069986aa87a9271c41894a36d20d6a8.jpg
Not the real prices place holders
Ouch that pricepoint.
Glad I’ve been saving up.
It’s placeholders not the final price
I know I’m just kidding lol
was gunna say thats way too much money for a game for me
Mario kart box says
New battle mode
Xx tracks
Xx characters
Can’t make out the numbers
I’ve waited for new DLC for YEARS, now I’m divided on whether buying the SWithc or not.
You know you want to. 😉
Why can’t it be Wii U? I have 60 dollars in the eShop. The eShop better return in the Switch with our accounts or I will burn a Switch.
So you won’t waste money on a switch for games but you would to burn it
I would imagine that it would use the same nintendo ID system and all, so eshop money would still be valid.
I hope we can change our usernames atleast once I hate mine on the Wii u
Same here. I also have a seperate account for both Wii U and 3DS because I was being stupid, so I really want an option to merge. I don’t want to lose games I have on either one. D:
My ex made mine all Moo when we were dating so like… it could be worse
like I am named moo
Switch to the next generation
Did i tell you my mario Kart wish list?
No tell me
okie dokie
first off
Fawful and Popple in some kinda BeanBean Kingdom casino or theater
next
Olimar and Alph/Louie in a Pikmin Planet themed course or two
lastly possibly Nabbit and Boom Boom or Pom Pom or hell the stupid Sprixie Queen they’re eager to push these characters on us so why not
lastly
Prof. E. Gadd and a Greenie ghost
E gadd would be amazing
We should get a track for each mario RPG.
hmmmmmmmmm i rather have the absolute favorites
(but secretly i want a course that takes place inside a giant monster’s guts)
YES POKEMON ISNT MENTIONED HOORAY! HOORAY! THE SWITCH ISN’T GETTING IT!
Pokémon isn’t a launch title silly
yeah I’ve heard it’s most likely fall now
And that’s assuming that its even real given that the sign’s of bad info/fake rumors are starting to show with one of the major leakers starting to be caught in a lie with breath of the wild.
Multiple credible sources have referenced it to be true, so it’s definitely not just another leak to write off. It’s not confirmed, of course, but it’s got a little going for it.
Oh of course, I’m not denying that their very well could be a project called Pokemon Stars in the works, but I would question that any information about it at this point could very well be false once people really look into who’s claiming what. Like for all we know Stars could be the code name of a spinoff game, some new dlc, or just about anything. Heck as we get closer to the big reveal of the Switch you already have people really trying to predict if the switch will really be viable as a handheld console, which seems to be 50/50 right now with people and thus bringing more questions as to what stars actually could be.
Yeah, that’s true. Personally I’m really REALLY hoping that Nintendo doesn’t screw this up and release a new handheld in a few years.
Honestly I’m kinda the opposite. I really don’t think the switch is viable as a handheld for many reasons, and the best thing they could do would be letting the 3DS continue on for a couple more years, pushing the new 3DS more, and then replacing it with either a successor in the DS style, or going for something like a smartphone like handheld that could play nintendos mobile games, and generally had power comparable to that of a vita, given that’s would be the ideal level of power for a handheld now.
That’s one of the worst things they could possibly do (no offenese). IMO they’re going to need their ENTIRE development staff producing for the Switch to have enough exclusives to provide a great incentive for people to buy it. Don’t get me wrong, 3rd party support is great and all, but NOBODY is going to buy a nintendo console for the reason of playing 3rd party games. They have much better options out there, so they need to give players enough of a reason to purchase a switch, and splitting up their development teams like they are now won’t do it.
What teams are they splitting exactly? Generally the only hand held devs that even slightly work close to them are gamefreak and intelligent Systems, who are both considered second parties and generally do what they want. Nintendo’s first parties are focusing on the switch and in turn the 3DS is far more known for its 3 party support. In fact most of the 1st party support on the 3ds is usually seen as pretty bad.
But again we’re talking about stuff years off from now. And again this is why I say things are pretty 50/50. Everyone has their own idea of what would be best for Nintendo.
That is the most broken logic
What a bargain!
Nyarghhh I wanted to see something i haven’t seen before
Where the hell is that mario game
maybe that could momentarily quell my fire
Jan 12th will
it better because if this year is gonna get better (which it aint) we need to see a return of nintendo ACTUALLY MAKING GOOD GAMES
Nintendo i used to loyally follow since the i was fucking 3 years old but now i feel they’re giving up the fight on making new original games when its easy to shell out
Leaks say to expect a new ip from them
BotW looks pretty awesome IMO.
they can’t coast on greatness forever
It doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it while it lasts.
So honest question, is $120 a common price for Canadian games? Assuming that this is Canadian given its EB games, or maybe Australian? Those prices are pretty normal for them. Or maybe its a typo?
$120 is nowhere near a reasonable price for a game here
Then its not impossible to Be Australian, where games do normally cost about 120 dollars, though their average wage is about double by comparison to the US/Canada, so it sorta evens out. It’s why you usually see things like Gamers from there complaining that people are complaining that we have to pay a merger 60 dollars due to them not knowing exchange rates.
Then maybe the 999.99 isn’t a placeholder after all, and Nintendo just way overpriced the system. xD
Assuming exchange rates that would put it around roughly 400-500 USD, which honestly sounds about right for a placeholder, and is pretty realistic. I mean at that point it is about the average cost of a console and would send a pretty clear message to consumers about the switch being a home console first and probably steer dev’s to keeping handhelds on the 3DS, given its overwhelming market share and that price point pretty much prevents owning multiple switches in the home.
If they price it at 400-500 dollars then they’re just shooting themselves in the foot.
It really depends. We don’t know the specs really, but if you said it was a slightly weaker ps4 that could be played on the go, then that price point seems reasonable for some. But again, we really don’t know what market Nintendo’s really aiming for with this. No matter how they handle the switch, their going to be taking a shot from some fanbase saying they did them wrong. Generally I just want them to put out a good home console and worry about a handheld market later. The 3DS is doing fine with plenty of games on the horizon for it, and the last thing they should do is burn that side of their business especially given how hot it sold this Christmas and how much money their investing into white hacking to keep people from hacking the device.
RN a PS4 pro is $400 and a regular $300 if Nintendo wanna make any type of sales a 300 maximum is their best bet
Fair enough, and even then they still probably are placeholders, but who knows really. We know nothing about how expensive this tech actually is. We might be looking at another Wii U situation where the price was as high as it was due to the gaming pad and not really the console itself. Perhaps because of making it a portable tablet, it increased the costs significantly.
But the console is the the tablet. LKD a reliable leaker said the dock and joycons will be bundled with the system but can be sold separately
True, and some high end tablets can go for a lot. Then again, and don’t quote me on this, but I’m fairly certain that Nintendo’s the only console maker that sells their products at a profit, where sony and microsoft undervalue their consoles. At least that was the case during the time of the last two generations or so.
I have to disagree. Pricing it that way would absolutely kill them in this market, where things like the PS4 and XBOX1 have a version priced at 300 dollars now, there’s just no way they’d do well in that kind of market.
It’s placeholders
Also switch related:
Our favorite japanese magazine, Corocoro, states that BotW is releasing in March, despite the rumors.
Personally I’m inclined to believe this, because of the way they’ve been marketing the switch so far solely with BotW. It’d be odd for them to market it so heavily with the switch and then have it delayed until summer.
BotW is literally it’s only advertising point rn till switchmas
That’s true, good point.
I just don’t want to wait anymore to explore that beautiful hyrule. ;_;
Also Corocoro has never been wrong that I can remember. I know zelda isn’t usually their specialty, but they definitely have more credibility than leakers.
pokemon related:
Lusamine? the best villian ever. Hooray for the first ever female villian leader
She’s perf
her team? whew. Imma build a Lusamine team with competitive sets and a nihilego
Enjoy the flail Milotic
(I can tell you, she DOES have one)
yeah i saw that. but i wont use the same sets lol. I mean i do really like her team.
Milotic – spDef. Wall
Bewear – Bulky Tank
Liligant – late sweeper
Mismagius – Status Spreader
Clefable – Wish Passer // Utility
Nihilego – SR and special glass cannon
I prefer Guzma because .. well.. I love him
I like Luce, but some plotholes about her tick me off
That’s a weird way to spell guzma and also ignore that last part.
ew.
guzma? that flop was basically a dog begging for an owner
Lusamine wasn’t even the real villain, she doesn’t deserve the credit.
lusamine destroy guzma credibility as the villian. Point blank and the period
If we’re getting really technical here, then Nihilego was the real villain of the game, not that puppet lusamine.
Lusamine wasn’t the puppet though. She wasn’t affected by Nihilego until the Mother Beast part
Yes, she was. Nihilego had been posessing her for the entirety of the game.
….No she wasn’t
I could’ve sworn she was, but I can’t exactly tell you why. ._.
Somebody back me up here?
No she was just obsessed with the beasts after Mohn disappeared into a portal
Ok so I’ve heard that around then she became posessed by Nihilego and went crazy with the UB stuff, and that’s when she started treating her children cruelly. And then after she defused with Nihilego (in the ultra space, the physical fusion I mean) then she stopped becoming posessed.
This all sounds really farfetch’d now that I think about it, but I swear I thought this was the case. Otherwise why suddenly after the final battle with her does she just start treating Lillie kindly again?
How to become best villian
1. Abuse your Children
2. Lock yourself in a world with Jellyfish
me trying to counter your statement
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Exactly
She’s THE WORST
I honestly don’t think she did nothing more but the whole “She’s obviously a secret bad guy” cliche that can be smelt by anything with the slightest sense of smell
does nothing more then be a bad parent and attempts to plunge the world into chaos and disarray but where’s the destruction? where’s all the rampant Ultra beasts AFTER THE FUCKING GAME, face it SHE’S EYE CANDY, her “Transformation fusion” just fucking eye candy that served very little impact than just looking like a villain
Her team was very girly cliche, and she blinds you into thinking she’s this perfect villain but what did she honestly do, at least the other villains caused much more damage
Guzma even does the villian job better than her
he’s just some angry dude who’s enacting revenge
props to him
And he also has a Golisopod
i really liked that,
He actually wanted to be a bug type champ but was rejected
And best of all? He uses a Masquerain.. a mon everybody thinks is trash… and with those buffs? Yeah…. He teaches you not to underestimate it
Accelerock ded
…if you didn’t have that…..
It’s kinda scary if it doesn’t get one hit by rock priority
I am NEVER without Rock moves
or Ground
Well to put it blunt, it can sweep
only when it has a quiver dance but after that, brother you are dead
Even without…. It hits a lot harder than you’d expect, considering the buffs it got
its basically a less fancy Volcarona and i eat those things for breakfast
It fits Guzma in a way
naw he should’ve had Armaldo
he has the whole Scary bugs theme going on
Heres what I mean
Masquerain has intimidate
And its wings are literally meant to imitate a scary face, so it works
Though I will say, I feel as if their are a few more bugs he could have had too
yeah so instead of having relatable well written characters lets have some nerds who want to get rid of the ocean and a living dorito
feh she’s all talk,
She unleashed a bunch of alines onto Earth. She abused her children. She fucking froze pokemon to keep them beautiful forever. She is insane and I love her for it
aliens* oops
and what did that do to us? nothing
She says she unleashed Ultra beasts, but do we hear a BREAKING NEWS! UNIDENTIFIED MONSTERS ON A RAMPAGE MERMAID MAN WHERE ARE YOU?!
nope all off screen and doesn’t even affect anything
So she is only a good villain if she directly targets the player… okay
Honestly? I liked her… but she literally just goes into a portal and summons a couple UBs …. I wish she did a little more
EXACTLY
We only spent like 10 seconds in the Ultra Dimension
they should’ve made it a gauntlet of puzzles and madness
Not just that… I honestly.. this might sound really stupid… would have found if you had to assist each Kahuna with the UBs (Make a ton appear) and than fight Lusamine once help was no longer required
No that sounds good
WE SHOULD BE FIGHTING ULTRA BEASTS
that way we know they’re actually doing something other them sitting on a bus stop twiddling their thumbs
I wanna say like three each or something..
If anyone has played Rejuvenation, there is a segment when you fight a couple Deoxys’s… something like that would be good (But not with Rejuvenations story cause it has a lot of 3edgy5me moments)
a good villain actually gets RESULTS
Do you honestly think we should’ve had a segment where Ultra Beasts actually attacked instead of a cheesy cut scene
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I LOVE TEA
*Pours it down the sink*
*Takes a piss down the drain*
….Archie was funny though
But seriously? I prefer some of team skull for relatable
Team skull, whether you consider them good villains or not, had an actual compelling story, unlike the AF.
Exactly, my favorite team easily
Yeah her battle was really lackluster. I kept expecting her to send HERSELF out into battle, because she had fused with Nihilego and only had 5 pokemon, but nope. Just a dissapointing climax.
I rather fight Pokestar Studio extras
And y’all know the one i’d fight *wink wink*
OOOH BOI
You know the one i’m talking about
Yep
I actually don’t, never spent any time in there.
That place was boring and stupid.
So was Ultra Space
lemme write you an essay why she is the best villian in Pokemon History:
The Great Carbinkle
Dr. Earthen Warrior
Pokemon Studies 101
1 January 2017
The Mother Beast
When it comes to Pokemon, many things have come cliches. Pikachu clones, HMs, annoying zubats, and a main villian team to stop. Sun and Moon brings a change in the pokemon tradition. Not only does it get rid of HMs, it introduces our first female viliian, Lusamine. As the President of the Aether Foundation, Lusamine is shown to have many good qualities of a leader. A caring trainer, a kind soul, and a killer fashion sense represents Lusamine perfectly. As the story progresses, we find out the Lusamine is not the perfect boss we met. She ends becoming the real villian of the story, leaving our boy Guzma in the shadows. Lusamine arc as a villian really shows how amazing she is. Her ability to manipulate people, her good team, her backstory, and her true intentions are few of the many qualities that qualifies Lusamine as the best villian in Pokemon history.
When we first met Lusamine, we saw a lady on her forties looking like her twenties just taking care of the poor Corsolas. This makes the player believe that Lusamine really justs want to protect and love all the pokemon no matter what. Later on, we figure out that those are not Lusamine intentions. Lusamine real intentions was to open a wormhole and have the Ultra Beasts (UBs) to invade Alola. Lusamine manipulation skills are shown when she successfully makes her plans comes true. First Lusamine have tricked the entire Aether Foundation to do the dirty work thinking they were doing for the better good. Secondly, Lusamine tricked Guzma to do everything. She took advantage of Guzma personality and run with it. If it was not for the player, Lusamine plans would have succeeded.
blah blah blah she’s a mommy with a hot ass then goes nuts and does a buncha lackluster shit end of story
I’m sorry but…Lusamine’s goal morphed into chilling out with rock jellyfish in a world with trippy music
Also, I would have had a harder time determining Archie as being a pokemon Villian than Lusamine. Also, the entire foundation? Faba exists and from the dialogue, some aether members seem quite aware ofwhat theyre doing
I do like her, but still.
She was eye candy and her goal was full of holes
Though I will commend Pokemon on the effort…. just wish it was a bit more soild
not i brotha
if there’s a single gap in that armor i will go in fists blazing
Just a tad bit annoyed about one thing…..
Why did they not make a final battle with Guzma before ultra space where he had the UB02 of your game? It would fit him, he uses bugs
BECAUSE THEY PHONED IT IN
Imagine how amazing that would be fighting Guzma with a UB
i’m sure it would’ve been great TOO BAD IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
(Depression ensues)
eeeyup existence is misery so be as big a dick as you can before somebody stabs you in a parking lot
Pretty much
im not finished:
Lusamine team is a pretty good team. Overall is one of the strongest teams when in comes to villians team aside from Cyrus. Clefable can stall you with calm minds, Milotic is overall one of the best water walls in the game, Bewear is a beast. High attack stat and natural bulk makes Bewear one of the strongest pokemon this generation. Lilligant can be deadly if overestimated with that STAB Leaf Storm. Same could be said with Mismagius and decent special attack and speed. The last thing that makes Lusamine team even stronger is her team’s totem aura. That right, Lusamine pokemon have an extra boost thats make them more scary to confront. Some pokemon villians, like Giovanni, needs to learn one or two things about Lusamine.
Lusamine also had one of the saddest backstories in pokemon history. Mother of two children and wife of Doctor Mohn, Lusamine life looked completed. Sadly, Doctor Mohn dissapeared after experimenting with the UBs and Lusamine became a trainwreck. Her obsession with the UBs became very obvious that she forgot about her own children. She did not know this, but the impact on her children was so big that both, Lillie and Gladion, escaped because they did not want to deal with their mom anymore. Lusamine lost her husband, her children, and her sense and she could not realize it until it was too late.
Lastly, Lusamine true intentions were deep. Lusamine wanted her husband back so bad that she would do everything to do bring him back. Even if that meant putting her life and the life of her acquantiances in danger. She even went as far as risking her life and fusing with an UB. Her obsession with the UBs became so much that she wanted to become one of them because maybe her husband became a UB too. Lusamine went through alot and seeing and understanding her backstory makes her true intentions very logical
Lusamine is by far not only the best villian in pokemon history. But one of the best overall characters in Pokemon. Her charisma, brilliance, intelligence are superior over many other villians. Her team is something not to mess with. Her backstory is one of the most emotionals in the history of the franchise. Lastly, her intentions made Pokemon Sun and Moon one of the best, if not the best storyline in Pokemon.
References:
T. G. Carbinle. My Memory. “My Brain”. Retrieved 1 Jan. 2016
I honestly felt her kinda eh at times.. I get her backstory but …. still
Look at some of the other stories in the game
just want to say me writting a 6 paragraph essay in 30 minutes is the main thing i have learned in college
Pretty nice, gotta say
I like Cyrus more. His plan was more clear. I wasn’t even sure what she was trying to do. Was she just going to stay in the ultra space forever?
Yep, she watched spongebob as a child and decided to make her spongey role model proud and become the number one Jellyfisher in Ultra space
Ol’ no name
:3
Kevinnnnnnn
AKA my Pyukumuku
I have to say, some of these dex entries in Sun and Moon are pretty fun to read (especially Elekid’s and Sabeleye’s). All of them bring up new but interesting facts that we didn’t know before, along with being original entries, and not the usual copy-and-paste entries from past gens.
Read the UB ones… they’re fun
Yeah, like Kartana’s is pretty cool and Guzzlord’s is suprising
Guys we all know the best villain is 😉 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d8c0ba097e7bc663c5dd7664b160f9524402c48f23e87c34abc584509c457c74.png
YEAH MIROR B DROP THAT BEAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCl1gwX_CVA
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YES
Happy Hilda!
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Why is she holding up 3 fingers in her left hand
shes not thats a
shoot I messed up
Did you make this?
Yeerp
It’s very cute
Thank you! I could’ve put a bit more polish into it but oh well
It’s pretty good as is
Random question… this annoyed me a little in XD and a bunch more in Sun and Moon…
In XD Chobin gets into a groudon suit and fights while Lusamine embraces the dark side of rule 34 and … well
Both transform, and it has literally no purpose….. Chobin’s wasn’t so bad since it was for humor, but what the hell is up with Lusamine?
What does fusion even do?
Stars version is goona make it so we have to fight her in her s̶e̶x̶y̶ Mother Beast form
I honestly doubt it (Inb4 someone hacks it and catches her)
THATS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING
THERE IS NO SIGNIFICANCE OTHER THAN LOOKING GOOD
EYE CANDY
E-Y-E C-A-N-D-Y
eye can·dy
nouninformal
visual images that are superficially attractive and entertaining but intellectually undemanding.
“the film’s success rested on a promotional campaign showcasing its relentless eye candy”
She sexy and psychotic which isn’t a good combination irl but for a villain its the best kind of villain. Like her looking good is just a bonus to how well she is handled and how she interacts with other characters.
interacts shminderacts, she can’t coast on being a bad parent for her villainy
She totally can
Blind horsewhip
I do feel like Lusamine’s did have a purpose, but it was dropped for some stupid reason
This is why we need a third version, hopefully stars
Exactly
(Please give Guzma a bug UB)
Also Volcarona
That wouldn’t work because…………
Actually it would be fine…. but he already has five mons
Just drop Ariados or Masquerain
Not Masquerain… there is a symbolic meaning for it
explain pls
Guzma tries to act intimidating but is a rather scared person(Hence his response to Nihilego)
Masquerain acts intimidating, is meant to mimic a scary face with its wings and literally comes from the word “Masquerade”, kinda like what Guzma’s tough guy act is
how many times i have to explain this ugh. Lusamine fusion with the UB to give her pokemon totem auras. No fusion = same first battle
I get this, but I feel like the Nihilego could have done it itself
not really, it is an UB it can do whatever the **** it wants. It does need Lusamine overall. It can be like “peace gurl im out” When it fuses with Lusamine, Lusamine has overall the power to put the totem aura to her pokemon
I know, but I feel like it could
Though I will say…. it was hillarious to me how hard the legendary destroyed her
yeah lol
Basically
Lusamine: “I LOST?! ANGER!! RAGE MODE ENGAGED!!!”
Lunala: “Nope”
also i keep writting like im writting an academic essay help me
Maybe it will play more of a role in the anime. I was a tad bummed that I couldn’t fight her after the battle. You know knock some sense into her.
all this Villain makes me wonder who my Villainous team should be
The goal of Team Quake’s leader Ilko (placeholder name) is to bring forth the destruction of the region though violent terrorism, establishing an authority of power, and resurrecting a long forgotten force of destruction
Team Angle, an offshoot of the Aether Foundation focused in Sinnoh. With me as that branch’s director and Fairy queen
Fake and Geey
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Whatever my Villainous team actually wants to hurt people, to bring the region ton their knees
What harm can that drum circle possibly do
We ain’t doing harm, hun. We are doing good in the world also I just said Angle instead of Angel oops lol. Lemme edit that
they start by hunting and catching extremely rare Pokemon
they rough up science lab and steal research
threaten to blow up a cliff dwelling town via seismic activity
they’ve even infiltrated pokemon centers for a pokemon laundering scheme
That isn’t very helpful towards society
Ya Think?
I just thought of something….
What if someone like Maxie or Archie, or even Cyrus got their hands on a UB…..
Cyrus w/ Guzzlord
No, Maxie would have that
It swallows Oceans… and Maxie wanted the oceans to die
I was just thinking world eater fits better with Cyrus’ plan
I can see that…. though I feel like there might be better
I think I know what I want for the next Pokemon game…
one targeted for adults?
is not realistic at all
Do you realize how dumb that would be? Other than the copious amounts of waifus
no dumbass, i meant with a higher difficulty and way less hand holding
So a hard mode?
But can we have waifus anyways
literally every Pokemon character in the world has been sexulalized one way or another
…so no more waifus?
only if there’s a fat female one in my age group
As long as we get a cute lesbian I’m down
ehh try getting that through
I have my trans beauty in the battle chateau, the implied lesbians in Sea Mauville in ORAS and its 2017 so anything is possible
yeah but a chubby female character that’s not old is NOT
Oh well not really? I also dont see why you dont like Lenora
She’s old and not even that thick ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND
Are you goona ignore this thicke beauty
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/de/Sun_Moon_Wicke.png/125px-Sun_Moon_Wicke.png
She’s just very light chub, mostly soft curves
not what i want
_._
at least bbw to ssbbw
Mistystuffer big
bees?
BW3
In the other timeline, the nonmega begins to get distorted, and the UBs come through and good ol’ Ghetsis gets his hand on them…
Some evidence says that the other timeline was destroyed… who would be better to do so than ghetsis….
Yeah this sounds stupid but imagine taking on the UBs in their full potential alongside N and maybe the other protags!
Uhg. No. BW2 was so bad because they tried to make it about someone trying to rule the world instead of BW where it was about questioning the mechanics and absolutes. It was about how the world isn’t Black and White. Then the sequel threw that away by making Ghetsis evil for no reason and made him explicitly a bad guy with nothing to think about
He was a bad guy though…
And the UBs have ….. very descriptive pokedex entries and I want to see WHY they got them
Yeah but Ghetsis wasn’t a major part in BW. It was the player and N’s story and it worked for the theme they were trying to explore. Ghetsis was just a way to show why N thinks the way he does. By casting him as an evil asshole who is evil for no reason, it just ruins it all. BW at least left so ambiguity around him
I just dunno who else would be good for this role….
Just dont make a sequel. Or if you are going to leave Ghetsis out of it and do something else with the grunts
Well… I would love to work alongside N
Bw 2 is still really fun though
things you learn in college: Writting an academic essay in mla format about pointless things in a short period of time before the time limits finishes
Seaking’s dex entry from moon
“Trainers who are crazy for seaking are divided into horn enthusiasts and fin enthusiasts. The two groups do not get along well.”
WHAT THE HELL?!
those Stupid Finnys
SEAKING HORNS MASTER RACE
Why is this even a thing?
because people are insane
I don’t even know what life is anymore
Stars’s plot will feature the two enthusiast groups fighting and you must stop them by summoning Necrozma (totally original plot line)
Yes indeed, using Necrozma’s fish form along with Marshadow’s dolphin form….
Remember when people thought that was a thing?
Lol yep, that “leak” was so farfetch’d, and also Rainbow Greninja XD
Like c’mon, give us a more realistic leak
When i saw this in the first time i inmediatly thought of fanbases. Every fanbase has 2 groups who dont get along well
Miiverse
http://imgur.com/gallery/emVu0
Cheezus
ooo this is cool
https://i.redditmedia.com/lPFf_DaylT2LB7kX0Im3zGLUjEKki1xOgEjQ9BuSwOA.png?w=288&s=6abe3d2b1b081b6c38c00056eee2a182
made by /u/overreactedosbol on Reddit
if you’ll pardon me
*Draws a battle axe*
I do not pardon you *confiscates battle axe*
Oh my sweet sweet stupid Star
thou cannot comprehend Earthen’s magical realm of weaponry
http://i.imgur.com/QtXDzTF.png
Earthen you know the jungle has strict rules against weaponry of this nature. I’m going to have to take all of this and detain you until we can sort it all out
you cannot confiscate an entire pocket dimension
it is accessibly only by sheer force of will and zany violent antics
Yes we can actually. Ok make this easy and don’t resist so I can put the handcuffs on ya. I’ve already called back up to deal with all this
*my wrists are too big for handcuffs*
sigh… *goes into car to get bigger ones*
*Runs off shooting blasts of lava and causes destruction*
WHOOPAWHOOPAWOOP
*fleet of police cars surround you*
Ok Earthy chill out now we have all the paper work to do and I want to go home to day so just get in the cuffs and calm down. We already have guys securing the weapons
*instantly sinks into the ground*
*rumble rumble*
we’re on a cliff
*the entire mountain side cracks and lava leaks out*
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/castleage/images/2/2c/Monster_magmos_large.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110423005614
Eh who cares. We already got all your weapons and the pocket dimension
how? you can’t even access them
and if i’m a freaking Elemental Colossus why would i even need weapons in the first place
You’re not an Elemental Colossusyou are just a weird homeless guy scaring people on the streets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByWo0txlbBU
Aren’t we all?
whatever point is while we were having this little back and forth i hired a goon to go hack that Gothimaractus abomination to pieces
Its late and I know this place is pretty dead, but I think nI found the last great meme of 2016, and what a way to usher in a new year
https://twitter.com/parkbanryu/status/815393038138642432
This is why I’m happy to be alive.
I don’t understand this apple pen meme at all
I can’t find any remixes of Guzma’s or Lunala’s theme that I like…..
10 days until Switchpocalypse! The time will seriously fly by until then. I have a feeling we’re going to be very impressed. I’m just excited to see Nintendo fully transition to a new generation and cap off the split home console and handheld trend for good.
its switchmas not Switchpocalypse
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Mudsdale helps win at Dallas Regionals (VGC). Tapu Fini is everywhere, and Dark-types are coming back… and Vikavolt??? Also, more Araquanid.
http://i.imgur.com/IxNebZ9.jpg
Nice to see that the winning team had Mudsdale, which makes the horse have its own place in competitive use.
Interestingly Kartana is quite popular as well. And Arcanine is there to help counter it I guess. Vikavolt looks like it’s being used with Trick Room hence the Porygon 2.
Disgusting not an ounce of uniqueness
just the thing over and over AND OVER
I know. This is a pretty lame line up.
Which is the same thing he’s talking about, though?
I was following VGC, and trust me, Tapu Fini was considered garbage just 2 weeks to 1 month ago… so there’s metagame development right here. It’s not the same thing over and over, this is huge.
Be thankfully it’s not full of genies and heatran
just wait for bank,
That’s not how VGC works, BTW.
doesn’t matter, i’m basically done with Pokemon Battles now, i’m sick of fighting tapu lele and fini every friggin match
Yeah I think that’s a good idea, you should quit before you spiral into depression even more, from your self-imposed challenge.
its not a self imposed challenge
its clear defiance to the legend heavy meta, because what that imposes is a strict set of Pokemon as the norm, and that stagnates extremely fast
You are allowed to use legends by the rules, but you “don’t”… so it’s a self-imposed challenge regardless of the meta or your “defiance” of it.
But yeah your quitting competitive Pokemon is a good idea as it will make your life better and cure your depression.
fat chance i’ve fought like 13 times before 8 AM
Well you should stop it then, for health reasons.
VGC 2017 doesn’t care about bank.
at the very least its nice to know they are all pretty much only using one ultra beast and one legend but their variety is still garbage, but then again, I haven’t had a singles battle in like 4 years, doubles are the way to go, they are so much more fun
I mean, Araquanid is the best released mon of gen 7
Well, setting Tapu Koko aside, I can hardly deny that assertion.
so i need to burn off some excess aggression
and nothing does that better than fakemons
now i’ve been trying to perfect a Phoenix Pokemon, but rather than have the ironic fire bird i want to make a Fiery Peacock
Peaphe
The Peachick PKM
Flame Body/Regenerator
Fire/Flying
a stupidly adorable gold and red chick Pokemon with very large black eyes and tiny ember like plumage on their head
“Though very popular for its cute appearance one should never handle them, their feathers can reach temperatures exceeding 100F when startled”
now i can’t think of a extremely clever name that mean violent firestorm and overwhelming beauty
so far Furnix
Fire/Flying
Flame Body/Regenerator
a majestic sleek bird with red, gold and orange feathers, long spreading wings and their….butt plumage normally held down looking like a stream of flames when presenting they spread wide and resembles a lotus mixed with a sun, and those head thingies are a slick crest of fire
“Renowned for their unwavering beauty, they release scarlet flames from their tail feathers that incinerates boulders
i got a shiny bruxish today i named him Jack
i don’t get the ref
there is no ref i just wanted to name it Jack
that’s a sucky name
Ok ill rename it Ian so its even more sucky
Damnnnn
its a great name
😛 Jack is too
bleh too common
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