It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Some of you may recognize that as a quote from Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities (1859), but I could think of nothing more apt to describe 2016. For the Pokémon community it was certainly a standout year and perhaps the best we could have hoped for in honor of the series’ 20th anniversary. The rest of the world fared much worse however, and it is hard to overlook the political changes that have no doubt touched many fans across the world.
Pokémon Go
Many doubted that a mobile Pokémon experience, featuring augmented reality no less, could capture the feel of the series and deliver something worth playing—myself included—but the end result was something that would make 2016 the year Pokémon made its comeback.
While not the most avid player myself, there was something definitely surreal about seeing the creatures pop up around me and also made exercise a little more fun. The same ‘Gotta Catch ’em All’ philosophy from the handheld games carried over to the real world and the game was hard to put down if you saw a rare Pokémon lurking nearby.
Hopefully it will find continued success in the next year and keep Pokémon firmly in the spotlight. Can’t hurt to grow the fandom, right?
Pokémon Sun & Moon
Phew. Now we know what it must feel like for a mother to wait 9 months just to see what her baby is going to look like. We were teased mercilessly by PR with new screenshots and trailers, just to know that there were still months away from having the game in our hands.
And how did it do once it was in our hands? Pretty damn well I’d say. Perhaps the thing I enjoyed the most was that Alola feels like the first region to be alive. The Pokémon introduced weren’t too bad either, with Ultra Beasts providing an interesting new angle.
What wasn’t the best? Z-moves. Not a fan, sorry. Especially painful after Mega Evolutions were shelved after just one generation. If I were to run for president, I’d definitely base my campaign on “A Mega Evolution for All”.
PokéJungle
This year was a good one for the site. Another good year; most new generation years are. We hit 20,000 Twitter followers in February of this year and now we end at 32,000. I thank each and every one of you that puts up with me.
I’ll also take a moment to be perfectly honest: running this website is not always easy. In many ways this year was one of my most stressful. I greatly admire people like Serebii, because they can effortlessly (or at least give the appearance of effortlessness) update their site and continue to document every nook and cranny of each Pokémon game that has been released.
I can’t, it is not my specialty. My talents lie in getting people excited for what’s next; what’s here is already dead and gone. Some of you may have noticed that the site posts decreased dramatically in the next month and I suppose I will be honest about why. For some reason I always have spikes in my depression after new games are released. I think it has to do with the emotional investment I put into news coverage pre-launch and then the emptiness of post launch.
Hope to be running again in full speed for 2017. Love you all. PJ.










Dunno why…..I just tried to shiny hunt a Bruxish. I already had a shiny Bruxish, I didn’t need another one, SOS hunting suck, why did i do it!?
I found a shint rockruff a week ago. It took me like 850 sos and, despite I had a jolly kadabra, the shiny was timid with just two ivs and the worst abilitie.
Today I decided to hunt for a better one: I found my second shiny rockruff at 70 sos, jolly, with its hidden ability, with 4 ivs and the non perfect two being sp. att and ps (which are normal). It will be a sweet no guard midnight form shiny Lycanroc!! So happy!!
I really hope that Shiny Lunala (and Solgaleo but I’m not a big fan of it) gets sent out like Xerneas and Yvetal. I really want the shiny!
ARGGHRARUGHHUGLAAAHHHHHHH
Dead…..
Moving furniture all day…..argghhrughhhhhh
Ugh. Today and tomorrow suck so much. No matter what, the last few days of a break are always filled with me worrying about school again. Also I’m super bored, so there’s nothing to distract me easily.
I still gotta move furniture tomorrow and that involves lifting couches and setting carpet
I swear my mother never thinks these things through, we get a u haul full of furniture fo free but we didn’t clear the living room first……..
There’s like 3 couches in there….
But tomorrow is my last day off until work calls me in…..
That sucks. :/
It’s always very depressing when a break comes to a close. I tend to look back and think about what I would have done if I could reset the break. Unfortunately I never do what I say I will do.
I imagine that’d just make me more sad because that’d make me feel like I wasted it. xD
So I just spent the last two hours staring at a proverb that was posted by a dev, hinting at a future update in a game I like, and I kinda had to face palm when I realized how obvious the message of it was, and that its a bit depressing. Simply being that a fan favorite character in the game is likely going to die in its next update.
I have know idea what any of that means
Short version, Final Fantasy 14 is having its final big patch before its next expansion in two weeks, so the director pretty much wen to twitter/facebook, gave some warm wishes, and then posted this cryptic poem hinting at the next patch.
‘Look ye where the sun Doth rise,
See crimson embers, dark’ning skies,
Look ye where the sun doth fall,
See azure lost amidst the squall.’
More or less its meant to hint at what is to come, being that things are heating up in the east and leading to conflict and war, which is the main focus of the next expansion, and something being lost, likely dying, in the west, where the game currently takes place. Given theirs no real conflict there anymore, azure can be narrowed down to someone bearing the title of Azure, which three characters do, one being the player character, a character that has more lives then John Snow, and a character who’s too old to deal with this crap anymore and just wants to live a quiet life, meaning he’s the one most likely to die.
http://quas-quas.deviantart.com/art/Alolan-Guardians-645203550 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/536958f78990255cba7dc3f445b6e994e42c12086449975ceb3cb8e9c3a86600.jpg
I have a new bug pokemon name I need to ask if you like it
Its Rachduo
A two legged spider to be precise
Rach? What dat
It short for Arachnid
Ehh the name don’t mesh organically
That’s my only problem don’t know how to mix a word relating to a pair and a word like Arachnid
Pairder
Taranchtwin
Idontgiveaflyingfuk
no make it 8 we need an 8 legged spider pokemon seriously
It’s final evolution is 8 legged it’s Octanid
It goes
-Rachduo
-Quadrach
-Octanid
@irvinap:disqus ok so what do you want the porygon to be like?
Hmm how about umm… I don’t know actually
*googles fan art for porygon for inspiration*
*scrollsdown*
“NOPE”
I guess its regular body or a young boy or girl body to resemble it being a first stage
https://frontiernav.jahed.io/explore/pokemon-sun-moon/visualisations/map/nodes/zygarde-cube
OK for names of my Spider I have a few now so who likes which?
-Duleggid
-Rachduo
-Duader
-Twinider
Cat
Oh wait, I thought you literally meant a pet spider.
You named your pet spider… cat?
1) Why would I have a pet spider? That’s gross
2) I’m not stupid enough to give the name cat to a spider… come on…
3) So what if I did?!
😐
1) Good point
2) Good point
3) I would be scared of you for having a pet spider
To be honest I’d be way too scared to own a pet spider. Anything with more than four legs scares me. Aside from octopi. Those are cute.
i used to have an imaginary pet Kraken named Frank when i was 7
Liar.
Nah my Fakemon it’s a two legged spider first of a three stages set
My children! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a0157db10ede15d39e7cced9918110eaf0baeeff79c0efacefacf1e96d641af4.gif
I cant remember where I found this
This animation is so gooood
http://probertson.tumblr.com/
went back in my history, this is his tumblr. I love his style
KILL THEM ALL
Quiet
NO THOSE FUCKING THINGS ARE STUPID
I don’t have time for this today
Don’t worry I like them they are cute
It’s pretty good on my weather team on Showdown
Bah they’re useless and extremely stupid looking Amoongus clones
But till bank it’s The new Amoongus
just with a shitty type, shittier hp and a one trick pony
But they dont suck like Amoongus
Amoonguss is much more bulky
Its also gross and weird looking and Toad here is at least kinda cute
its just infinitely unnecessary they’re just overusing those fairy whore
it should’ve been a Grass/Fire Tiki that would’ve been so much better then yet another mushroom
http://i.imgur.com/jMspSZ5.jpg
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguin/images/c/c7/Angry-no-l.png/revision/latest?cb=20140818132957
clearly you’ve never used one, they are one of the most useful fairies this gen
*rolls eyes* all they do is what every other grass type since gen 1 does, spam leech seed, sleep powder and giga drain
no hunty. yes they may be a self healer but they also are sp.def tanks and can hit really freaking hard with moon blast and sludge bomb
Moonblast is proven by me
not to steels types toots, one iron head or Smart Strike and they are done
honestly you’re so predictable at this point. Im not even going to dignify you with a response to that
because you can’t do nothing to them buttmunch
it has a base 60 HP, sure it has good defenses for something so awful but Defense is nothing without HP and vice versa
And that puny 30 Speed would be its undoing so it can barely set up without a bigger stronger pokemon slaying it down to size first
honestly… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/36908bfcb0f0bdc87ea59392d854ed390c141eb55f4b6bd00cb441685ffc0a9b.gif
hides behind gifs when exposed to the truth
and with Bank coming out this thing will have tons of new threats that will be on EVERY team, talonflame, heatran, Salazzle, Excadrill, M. Venusaur, Gengar
pretty much any of these ruin it
https://media.giphy.com/media/7A00IoovrEmti/giphy.gif
honestly the gifs are because you’re a dumb ass but I’m trying to be nice and not tell you to get a life instead of wasting all your time raging on a pokemon site.
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niiice comeback not
Sorry Earthen but that was an even worse come back
like i give a shit, i know for a fact Shiinotic is stupid and will be outrun by anything that can hit it hard,
You know for a fact [insert your opinion]
Not everything is about competitive
… the sad truth is his hatred for fairies makes him think that Shiinotic is bad competitively… its not and its a better mushroom all around that Amoongus.
Pffhhhh as if, alright right here right now go show me a battle where Shiinotic actually is useful
I’m calling you out, chicken out and its fate is sealed
Jesus Christ, just let him like Shiinotic. If it was “good” then you would hate it for being powerful. Not every pokemon has to be top tier ubers. They all have niches and uses
And as my job as a battler to remind him that compared to nearly anything else it is outclassed
its only pluses is the mandatory Spore and Strength Sap which is dangerous i doubt this thing can handle taking on big guns alone
And that includes myself for having to let go of Rhyperior
Who cares though. You just said it. Rhyperior is competitively shit and its in your profile picture. Why do you feel the need to tell him how awful a pokemon he likes is. You always just try to bring people down whenever a fairy type is posted
This is also true very true like me and weavile
*mockingly whisper* what’s he talkin about Weavile is already a dangerous threat
It is? My friend tells me it’s horrible with x4 to fighting is he wrong?
Are you dull son, Weavile is one of the most lethal ice types ever made
a base 12o attack and a mind boggling 125 Speed makes it INSANE
access to fake out, Icicle crash and Knock off and the worst ice Shard
it may be a glass cannon but with its speed it can easily to some damage to anything that doesn’t have priority attacks
and even that, they still can run away or tough it out with a Sash
your friend needs to get kicked in the head by a Mudbray
This is true why my one friend annoys me he only likes competitive ones and says all the time Weavile, Polished, and my favorites are horrible pokemon cause apparently they suck
mine wasn’t a comeback
I mean yeah that makes Earthen’s even worse!
I’ll douse Heatran with Samurott
then right into Breloom the most dangerous Mushroom to ever exist
Almost every socks speed wise this region though
is he still going off?
I think he died off for now
ok, honestly I blocked him because he’s just plain annoying and I don’t need him commenting like Mr. Crocker every five seconds
https://68.media.tumblr.com/b77baaaafdab858984f258eea82777d2/tumblr_moawe56ea81s813dho1_500.gif
says the ass who spammed chat for 3 days going on and on about a lousy shiny
Unless I’m thinking of someone else, you’ve got the wrong person.
Oh my apologies that was RR
no shit tis becoming one of the worst dexes
the only things actually making an impact are the reskins and only a handful of pokemon excluding the op Tapus and UBs
They pale in comparison to Amoongus IMO
But they’re still freaking great
Hey your back! How you doin’
I was gone?
(I’m dead inside… Nintendo banned my pokemon sun after an error occured in a local trade…)
?.
Game Freak seriously needs to fix this…
Apparently not according to Fae
They aren’t bad though. I can say they are quite good
bah i say, the bloody thing will be condemned to UU or NU when bank hits i honestly doubt this thing is ready to take on Heatrans every match or talonflame
Do I have to pull out my “Subjective” Gif?
ima do it anyways https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6e0944bc58558549e8101b8c497c91ff02615547291d76656b26fe31494a4870.gif
Dance my children!
These Morelull…. I want them
Choose one and a pokemon character (example. a1 or d4)
http://starstorm295.tumblr.com/post/155265155640/gggggghhgherrggrwq-ive-been-looking-for-this
oops im goona animate it
I say
5b- Snorlax
1d- Weavile
4d- Rhyperior
1b-Lopunny
I wanted to find one for Cynthia, but A4 w/Barry looks too hilarious in my head
oooo omg yeah that is perfect. I’ll wait for more responses before I choose one
Oh ignore last comment
2d Hilda
omg that would be adorable
Fine how about Excadrill with a Shiinotic impaled on its horn
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyh4kb3XP1rizxqmo1_500.gif
feh i’m always gonna be lonely
No you won’t you’ll find the one someday
fat chance
No you will any thing can happen
Well if he doesn’t do anything about it, he’ll be right.
Keep telling yourself you’ll be lonely and miserable forever, and you will be.
Yeah you just gotta leap the hurdles and rush into the rock wall at full force!
Well you gotta stop being such a grump before you are goona solve that bud
Ok I think I’m going with @irvinap:disqus ‘s suggestion and do Hilda 2D
imastart sketching if I dont get any more suggestions
Yay I just thought OMG this would be absolutely adorable
Sorry if I’ve been irritable lately, y’all.
??
Idk I feel like the few comments I’ve posted in the last day or so have been angry.
I haven’t noticed anything :/
Do I mean so little to you
I didn’t say that no *hugs*
I reject your love
crii
?!
You seem bothered but not anything bad
I’m burdened with the weight of the universe
Don’t know what you mean but it’s OK if we all didn’t have are moments we’d be rocks
Or Geodudes
I’d rather not be a geodude, especially alolan geodude
Hadn’t noticed.Your behavior has been COMPLETELY unnaceptable recently. >:(
I’M SORRY
irritably is the correct way of expression
If you’re pissed off you let the whole world know, and drag them down to your level so that everyone else is miserable
That is actually the worst way to react
Makes my day get better
Clearly it doesn’t
Yep only thing I do smash my head a few times into a wall (it actually relieves lots of stress when it’s too hard to hurt)
I usually just avoid people if I’m angry
And what good does it do to make everyone else miserable?
Makes him sane?
So nobody’s happy, and when you’re angry or sad, their happiness is MOCKING YOU
‘gettin real sick of your shit, Earthen
well i had a shitty day
just like yesterday and the day before that
spent the whole day moving gigantic furniture and i had to shell out 60 bucks to pay for my brother’s new mouse and my pup keeps wrecking things
do you honestly think i do this just to be mean?
I feel sorry now for you
I don’t care at this point. You constantly complain about how unhappy and miserable you are then you spend all day being super negative to everyone here. How are you supposed to be happier if you keep pushing it on us? How about you just grow up and treat others with some level of decency and maybe if you can treat others with respect then you can treat yourself with respect as well
That sounds like a personal problem to me. Because when I’m having episodes, the last thing I want to do is bring down the people who try to help me. Sometimes I do what @Ultron6:disqus does, and just keep to myself. Other times I’ll be very open and willing to let those around me help instead of doing them harm.
We’ve all been through pain, I can guarantee you that. I’ve had my fair share too. But the difference is when I’m suffering, I see people who are happy around me, and I think “Why can’t I be like that? Why can’t I be like that?”. But I don’t view it as them mocking me. I don’t view it as them teasing me, torturing me, telling me that I can never be like them. I see it as a model, that one day I can get there and achieve that. If nobody is happy around you, how will you know what happiness is? How will you get there?
It’s sort of like a coping mechanism with anger or anguish. Bringing other people down to your level to justify your feelings. Some people do it unknowingly though
If I even remotely tried doing it… I think I’d be a bit worse than Earthen.. hence why I don’t
Some times I have thoughts like that, but I don’t think I would ever actively try to take people down if I feel shitty.
Yeah… Unless they try to diss me… than I’ll make a comeback and be ruthless… but only in self defense
I understand that, but it seems like for everyone involved, it does more harm than good. Surely there is a better means to cope.
Head smashing!
already did that yesterday to the fridge
(also i smash and destroyed the bananas my mother bought) i don’t know why she buys them nobody ever eats them))
Avoid the recoil
Forgets recoil and faints
Unless your Nihilego … if anyone runs head smash on it i swear to god
still think it should’ve been a Psychic/poison type
Also one thing that bugs me is WHY THE FRIGGING HELL DID LUSAMINE NOT HAVE ONE ON HERE TEAM
I mean only one major boss fight had a full 6 pokemon team and that was the Champ, i mean if the lady is obbessed with the dang thing why doesn’t she have one for the final fight, and the Beast boosts on her pokemon are a fucking joke, they actually gave Milotic a attack boost IT DOESN’T HAVE A PHYSICAL ATTACK, this is why i think they’re just phoning it in at this point
Except for the Clef
who?
Clefable
What about it it got a boost in SP Def
I know, if you aren’t underleveled/lucky/refreshed it’s a pain in the ass
Though fun fact, the Milotic actually has flail
that’s still a useless move and my point stands, there was no reason for her not to have one
i mean come on, but its not their fault, their “target” audience are beyond stupid squirts who need constant hand holding, and that is the sole reason we’ll never get a harder Pokemon game, because they can cut corners and put little effort for a audience that doesn’t call them out on their shit
So after having Quick Attack on my Smeargle for a little while now I want to get something a little bit more powerful on him. Are there any regular double battles I can do now? I don’t know whether the Battle Tree even allows for Sketch to work, but even if it did I don’t really want to risk Smeargle learning something I don’t want it to.
Get a wild ditto to do it for you. 😛
Valid point……Might try that lol
It worked for me, it’s the best way IMO.
Hopefully the Ditto will use the move I want it to tho. If it takes its time and uses every move other than the one I want I may be in that battle for a while hahaha
what possible Smeegle could you be brewing Smeargle is pretty much required by law to run
Spore
Geomancy
baton pass
Sticky Web
Shiny hunting Smeargle so I have Recover, Recycle, False Swipe, and a real attack of my choice lol
Y’know how I can tell I’m hated by the world?
My 3dsgot banned the MOMENT BEFORE I TRADED THE SYNCRHO ABRA I NEEDED FOR MY SOLGALEO OVER
I leave for ten minutes and there’s ALREADY tension. xD
You are the mighty peace keeping birb, we need you
It spreads like Wildfire here
Why is this not a pokemon move yet?
sorry to repost but
https://media.giphy.com/media/7A00IoovrEmti/giphy.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgHOKFpmpsE
I didn’t mean to bring this upon us xD
It actually wasn’t you
Ehhh indirectly
What do you mean?
Well my original comment sort of stemmed it lol
Oh no don’t blame yourself blame Magikarp for this
Well how I see it
Fae posts Shiinotic animation
Earthen rages
Fight starts
I didn’t fight with anyone, I gave a swift block and left it alone, if he’s going off still thats not my problem (unless he was fighting with someone else which I mean, when doesnt that happen)
I don’t think anyone’s blaming you lol
oh good because I’m feeling fabulous today and so calm I might pass out. Meditation does wonders
Maximum fab
How is it possible the people here keep getting into shit? Can’t ya’ll go one day without annoying each other? I kid mostly, but come on now hahaha
It technically is over reactions chain reacting it forge… destruction
Over reactions are the spice of life lol
It’s like when you have family over for an extended period of time. After so much time you can only deal with so much, and you’re just tense all the time. It just takes one little thing for everything to erupt.
What’s going on?
Oh Earthen’s being edgy again.
Gladion, the Earthen edition
Gladion wasn’t nearly as edgy as I expected, honestly.
bah he’s just trying to be edgey cause he has mommy issues
i want a low life sociopath who stole a weapon and uses it for his own selfish reason
Good luck finding that in pokemon.
That’s why i’m writing my own game
Appearance wise though?
He did have a few edgy lines of gold at a few points
Yup
Nothing really. Just the usual tension that happens. Some says something that set’s someone else, which causes a chain reaction, and more so now we’re all kinda tired of it, which is why things look a lot worse then usual.
Anybody know how long these stupid trade error bans last?
2days i think
….but I did nothing wrong…..
You did everything in the eyes of Masuda
I bought his game… thats all I did
OMG!!! I just noticed something amazing!!! So when you trainer is idol they do a little motion right? When you’re on Lanakila they do a motion that shows that they’re cold!! lol
Oh yeah! It’s adorable
http://www.deviantart.com/art/How-Cutiefly-Should-Eat-COMIC-654827935
WHAT THE HELL!?
Goodnight y’all but some food for thought
-Earthen just leave Shiinotic alone please for me
-GF make wildfire a move
-please if you have school like me tomorrow don’t die because of it
-Xmas monster Goodluck with Smeargel
-Ithsme protect us with your all bird Ness
-Star stay beautiful and good luck with the Hilda animation!
KURUSU READ MY COMMENT
KURUSU KNOOOWS
<3
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mqqmT1RL1rzwgiuo1_500.gif
???
Ok I was kinda reaching there to use a Bo Burnham Gif
Oh I gotcha
For real though you’re so sweet. Goodnight!
This may be super super far down in the comments but Goodnight to you too I hope tomorrow you have an even better day tomorrow It saddens me to see you depressed and all but anyways Goodnight!
actually GF has a wildfire move
Grass pledge with Fire Pledge causes a inferno that does periodic damage
and i want to take a piece of rebar and beat the shroom until it bleeds glitter
I mean a move called Wildfire
too bad the concept is already there and implemented
Eh
but nope its too much trouble to run Grass and Fire pledge
And if a Wildfire move isn’t just a glorified burn or weather clone then it truly has nothing more then the value of existing just for the sake of existing
hmmm
its either a full force attack, (Plenty of those) a Weather effect that does damage or increases power (exists and can’t be both) or simply a de-buff
they should just focus on extremely unique attacks (and not just stacking a gagillion things onto a super ability)
Like my Dark move Blindside which randomly activates in 2-5 turns for major damage
I will not let you down my fellow avian. *salutes*
mood:
https://vine.co/v/igmKtQH9TOh
An amigo of mine told me to use Incineroar in a playthrough and tell me how I felt toward it afterward… thinking my opinion would change
I didn’t think I could hate it more….
I was so wrong…
i love this pic of incineroar<3
https://31.media.tumblr.com/a0b8a8c148ecbfe874db0ffbd9817bcb/tumblr_inline_mz0j6ryVMZ1s0zqoe.jpg
Beautiful
Dead serious, it was my highest level by around 5-7 levels the whole time and it was still the worst member of my team
a flop
And some people LEGITIMATELY believe its good
How?
probs the same people that believe lurantis is good:p
Nobody believes Lurantis is good
People think INTIMIDATE will fix its problems? How about not being a defensive fire dark type
stoutland does a better job tbh
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised seeing Tyhpholsion being a better defensive fire type
*glares intensely*
Lurantis has a god tier design but is still trash
Oh yeah, I mean design wise and stuff. However Incineroar sucks in all departments.
Yeah, who even made that choice
to think i was actually afraid of that thing, thank GOD they didn’t give it chlorophyll
I leave for another ten minutes and there’s 53 new comments.
It seems things only happen here when I’m gone. xD
THERE AIN’T NO SUNSHINE WHEN HE’S GONEEEEE
in between frames aaaaaaa