Let’s have a little chat in the comments below! I have honestly been way too busy offline to enjoy much of the latest Pokémon titles and am about to face Olivia now. I’ve also been going slower because I turned the Exp. Share off as soon as I got it (although I’m reconsidering its use now…).
Raves, rants about the games? Try not to say anything about the plot itself though!
<3 PJ









I really need to know how to release Pokemon!!!
Dude
Go to your PC, click a Pokemon and select release
I didn’t see any thing popping out at first I guess I was too impatient.
Or dumb
No it was impatient.
Are all your pokemon Slowmara or something?
Nah just so I can get rid of some annoying ones while i do the catch challenge.
UGH!
Look it up online
It does not say.
it’s above cancel when you select a pokemon.
in the box
Please stupid Pokemon I don’t need, get out!
That’s not helping at all
Never mind it appeared that I wasn’t holding the Pokemon down enough.
@Newbies
If you’re just making the same point over and over again, please just continue a thread instead of spamming new posts
Oops, needed to edit it. Refresh?
How do you use Skill Swap on Pokemon?By that I mean your own.
You can only use it between your own Pokémon in doubles.
which means I need an intermediary to get Merciless onto a Salazzle
It isn’t permanent, and even if it was that’s a bad gimmick
Isn’t it permanent as long as you don’t switch?
Yes, but you’d have to Skill Swap it from Toxapex to your swapper, your swapper to Salazzle
And there’s a hjgh chance of a forced switch or a KO
I know this which is why I hate that a defensive pokemon has such a powerful offensive ability, even moreso when combined with venoshock, but it doesn’t have a decent Special Attack and it’s physical attack is better anyway.
Pretty much. I wouldn’t do it because that is already quite a large investment and doubles are usually fought with 4 Pokémon. 3 of them will solely be chosen for that role which isn’t likely to succeed due to it being bit transparent to the professional eye and the turn investment. It is interesting but you will be restricting your team in the long run in what they are able to feasibly do in some situations.
Oh so it’s not that thing where you can discover a secret skill?
You can use it on wild pokemon by using it on them, to discover their Hidden Abilities
HOLY CRAP THAT’S ACTUALLY SUPER USEFUL
How do you discover their HA if you just switch yours with theirs?
The abilities of both Pokémon are shown when they switch (you get theirs and they get yours)
does it change in the summary or not?
Idk, all I know is that it pops up on screen when the moves are used
Oh
just finished the main story and e4 last night. about to get started out the UB quest. final team was
decidueye
lycanroc
selazzle
kommo-o
araquanid
alolan raichu( just replaced with type null)
Anabel’s new look just reminds me of Naoto from Persona 4 in the spin off comic where she has long hair.
so the Smeargle I named after Mikey has a good nature and technician!
Does anyone else name smearlge after ninja turtles?
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how the hell are you confused by this, the ninja turtles are named after famous artisans.
Because I’d name them in reference to the artists, not dumb pubescent genetically altered reptiles
I was making a joke… and a pop culture reference.
It’s a poor joke tbh
Why are they dumb? Because you don’t like them?
1) Not being fully serious
2) I can’t believe someone’s getting defensive over ninja turtles
1) I got that
2) There’s being defensive and then there’s asking a question. I was doing the latter. I could care less if you don’t like them or if you are experimenting on yourself to become one.
i screamed dskjkndssd
Alright speculation time
As with every generation comes a Mystery Dungeon series
Now the Mystery dungeon series is very close to me and I wonder how would they approach Gen 7
In the first natural disasters plagued the world
The second time stopped and nearly caused planet paralysis
Third pokehumanity’s distrust and negative emotions created a natural imbalance in the world
And lastly Dark matter wreaked havoc
Now how about the next game? I see a massive doomsday prophecy that have the sun and moon collide into each other and your partner is a aspiring astrologist who thinks that you’re the key to stop it (major plot twist: the sun and and moon just graze each other and the cosmic scrape causes a rip in the dimensions causing Ultra Beasts to flood into their world and unsurprisingly they are insane and destructive
Also what Pokemon do you want to see
Starters
Rockruff
Fomantis
Salandit
I’m honestly kinda tired of Mystery Dungeon. Maybe I’m being a hipster or what ever but I haven’t enjoyed a mystery dungeon since Sky. Like, Super Mystery Dungeon was okay but still.
Pokemon ranger plz
No no that kills touchscreens. That’s probably why they did away with it
I hate the original Ranger purely because the Health system in the other two are VASTLY superior to the “do a set number of loops in a row while somehow avoiding this thing which resets your counter”
I couldn’t get into the series at all tbh :/ I find the spin offs to be bad
Understanding
They honestly haven’t made any good games lately
They had Victini in the third. Sucked otherwise
Fourth I loved
And I loved the first two
Careful Earthen, you’re starting to sound like MatPat, AKA Crackpot Theory.
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I hate Game Theory with a passion.
Yeah but Earthen was just speculating games
I know this Confused Jackie Chan.
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HOLLERING
wario…. IS 10 FEET TALL
sans…. IS NESS FROM EARTHBOUND
elsa and anna…. ARE NOT SISTERS
why am I still subbed?
The Fnaf videos
The first one was really cool because it was like “Yo this thing happened it is kinda like Fnaf isnt it neat” then just…
AAAAAAGG
Now it’s
(Pulls out a gun)
Because He’s a bastard who wouldn’t know the meaning of a theory if Evolution bit him in the ass
I liked him until he shared his theory for Borderlands on Handsome Jack..
He’s the good guy, but the reason he gave is bull
When I heard he had a video that said Rosalina is Peach and Luigi offspring I instantly hated his guts, and then he gave the pope undertale, which the pope would hate even if there was a chance he played it because it has lesbians.
I kinda liked the undertale pope thing since it was really symbolic but isn’t the pope chill with gay people?
Not according to going to him being head of the catholic church and seeing crazy I ain’t gonna let gay people marry lady
Well I guess he is just “treat them nice” so idk
Iirc he’s just like ‘they exist don’t kill them m’ kay’
Omg “Wouldn’t know the meaning of a theory if Evolution bit him in the ass” that is perfect
LIVE MATPAT ALONE
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I would watch a livestream of Matpat alone, slowly going insane from his own baseless theories.
BUT SANS IS FROM UNDERBOUND
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I love this idea!
I also can see a bug type starter, Togedemaru and Mimikyu
Tbh I don’t think Toge and Mimi would work, they’re single staged
Yeah they were definitely on my list
But that would never fly
They have to be small able bodied usually bipedal or quadreped
True, but Mimi is beloved by everyone so I can see it
For bug, honestly I see wimpod
(Ideally, Dewpider)
And have players rely solely on struggle bug…..
XD
Maybe Grubbin or cutiefly?
Dewpider please
Mimikyu is actually decent… AND I WILL PROTECT IT FUCK SPIKE BOY OR WHATEVER TOGEDEMARU LOOSELY TRANSLATES TO.
Mimikyu is great
Hey, don’t attack my boi Toge, he did nothing wrong
I just thing he needs to get that ahoge checked out, but I would choose Mimik-Chan over it anyday.
He’s cute though
he is, still not cuter than Mimik-chan.
I know, I’m just saying its adorbs
Maybe they’ll cancel mystery dungeon cause it sucks.
Also, how the fuck would the sun and moon collide. Either:
1) The sun would have to come really close to the Earth, causing us all to be incinerated
or
2) The moon would somehow have to fly away toward the sun, screwing the Earth.
Some kind of orbital alignment thing involving a massive meteor to slam into the moon in a way that cause it to fly into the moon
And I never said anything about the sun touching the earth
I’m just trying to figure out some kind of plot that would involve the box legends
Earthen, the moon is not a fucking golfball. If a meteor large enough to hit the moon out of orbit collided with it, we would all die from the impact. It would be like a million nuclear bombs.
as if, the moon is cheese
What kind of cheese though
American obviously
White?
American. We put the flag there it’s american
thats so xenophobic (joking)
actually american cheese is quite xenophobic today.
cheddar aka the best cheese
Say it again!
it’s made of the base ingredients of cheese and forms all cheeses.
Note to self don’t send Alolan Raticate to the moon.
Shit, you’re right
I won’t like, I cracked up reading the first sentence :3
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all night
😀
‘the moon is not a fucking golf ball’
This is why we love you ;-;
Aw, love you too 😉
Tbf if the moon flew into the sun and the organisms of earth survived wouldn’t the moon just be destroyed or something
Yes, but
1) the oceans would be a lot calmer
2) Nights would be darker
3) Tides would be smaller
4) Could change the tilt of the Earth over time
Yeah, I know the consequences, I was just wondering what would happen to the moon becuase with was wondering how easily it’d survive 😮
O yeah, it would be obliterated. I don’t think it would harm the sun cause there’s no core or anything to it. It’s gas and plasma
Could it agitate the sun at all? I’m terrible at astronomy and a strong physics XD
I honestly can’t say. I don’t think anything terrible would happen. The sun is 400x larger than the moon so it’d be like a little pebble flying into it
Personally I hope for a story with an actual Pokémon villain, not a giant snowflake or a patterned ball.
OMG THIS
Or a pokemon within a patterened ball XD
Honestly, Guzzlord will be the villian until PLOT TWIST
It was Marshadow
well we can still have an evil cryogonal.
My first fan game was for XY
It was akin to knights and fantasy in the Magical kingdom of Pokélot and its beloved yet elderly King Dragonite,
Your partner is a Knight in training aka a Squire who is the worst and a screwup but you help him yadda yadda
In the knight’s academy run by the Captian of the Royal guard Aegislash, but the villian was the malicious Lord Hydreigon of the Dark Kingdom
He is slowly conquering kingdoms to gain control
(Obviously Lord Hydreigon is working to resurrect Yveltal Master of Destruction)
Huh… Never knew earthen wrote fanficton
You kidding, everyone tells me I should get into writing
I’m just saying it sounds fanfictiony
This is why it sucks to be a writer these days
Everyone is so critical and nit picky
It’s not bad though
I wish I had one more character so I could name my Oranguru SuperKamiGuru
AND IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARD FINDS A BOUNSWEET.
im stuck between what to do in the post game. One of the best pokemon game for sure
I just finished Sophocles’ trial on Ula’Ula
and you can’t get that totem until island 4… after you fight mom.
You can’t get vikavolt until Poni??
No fucking Idea why, also Magnezone and Probopass.
Yep makes no sense
Also no fucking idea where the physical rock is in the damn canyon.
You don’t need a rock, it’s area wide
THERE IS A PHYSICAL ICE AND MOSS ROCK AND THOSE ARE AREA WIDE
It’s based on electromagnetic fields so the whole canyon is the evolution area
The rocks only word in a certain radius
Oh yeah, electric rock…
Just learened Togedemaru’s name is a play on words… and I love it
Spike Electric Boy
Wait what is it?
Apparently it may be a combination of the words
Electric, thorn, and round
Or literally mean Thorned and round
Toge De Maru
I regret nothing
OH MY GOD
IT’S MOLESTER MOON!
KILLLLLLLLLLLLLL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
Maybe the moon is a golfball
the moon is not a fucking golf ball, Ultron
:p
Why the picture though
Well Ultron inspired me to rechristen myself after moon golf
This is best moon
Has anyone here seen Yugioh ARC-V? AKA Emo Yugioh.
Fun fact… Togedemaru gets no steel type moves besides HP Steel and Gyro ball.. ahahha..
It’s Dedenne all over again
and it’s likely too fast to gyro ball.
fun fact: Minior only gets acrobatics and hp flying
At least Minior can use acro
ok but they should have made a signature flying move for my bby. he deserves all the love
And Toge doesn’t deserve Iron head?
no that clone doesnt deserve love
YES IT DOES!! IT’S ACTUALLY A DECENT MONNNN
he is a soccerball with bad movepool
Those stats….
Fell stinger
Spiky shield
A really nice signature move
It’s lower tier but one of the better pika clones
But its cute
ok tru he cute
Play with him in amie, than try to say he doesn’t deserve love
and can use a white herb and shell smash for a combo with acrobatics.
And the Steel Z-Move through Gyro Ball, but yeah, should have got Smart Strike, Flash Cannon and Iron Head imo.
Iron head especially
It’s the most powerful, but I think Smart Strike is good flavour wise, at least if you treat the large spike like a horn.
(Totally not to continue the sanic joke and call it a homing attack)
Didn’t think of that, totally works XD
XD I use togedemaru after all, hes my boi
Sounds like Klink’s line. No good physical steel move to advantage of that 100 attack
Gear grind at least
Yeah, but it’s weak and unreliable.
It isn’t fast with Gyro Ball
Yeah it would suck at being a gyro ball user since it somehow (?) has base 90 speed
Also, Zip Zap is the move we’ve always needed
Although I’m a big fan of exclusive moves, I wish other pokemon got it. There aren’t many physical electric moves that don’t have drawbacks
Exactly
(Violently gesturing to Tapu Koko)
Rightttttt
(Violently gesturing to the lack of fairy moves and play rough)
Need more powerful fairy moves. Moon blast isn’t enough and play rough certainly isn’t
True, but on Koko Puff PR would be a godsend
Seeing as I’ve went Fairy > Dazzling Requiem > Moon Golf, has anyone else here changed their usernames?
Nope
wait… you’re Confused Jackie Chan?
I’m everywhere and everyone
Except Earthen, he’s ~Kaiba-Boy~
screamng you are so shady
Credit to Ultron tho
No, although on the super old pokejungle comments system like 6 years ago, I was Volcarona.
Gen V was six years ago e-e
Kinda feels longer though
Yup
And Gen IV feels a lifetime away
Literally. That was middle school for me
…
I was seven ;_;
You were a year older than me
Jeezus
Same, that’s so bizarre to think about, then I remember that Red and blue were 20 years ago and I die of old age O_O
Red and Green were trademarked on my date of birth 😉
Does that picture count as Black-Face Thomas the Tank Engine?
Nah. I’ve always been Chaos
When I was on here in the X and Y times I was Pokefan[something that other] and then I came back earlier this year as sesquipedalianpokedex.
AH WHAT WHY THt picture though
But yeah I was SilverRioluAlpha then Giygas because Halloween for a single day then back to SilverRioluAlpha the after ORAS came out I was just SilverRiolu then changed to StarStorm since idk I don’t like the Lucario line that much anymore and StarStorm was cooler and Stars are cool and so is Earthbound
So… I just met Lusamine for the first time. I LOVE HER. MOM. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/34b620298919c377fd2cbc78fc87889fec1e51d77cc65c23eee729103b8866d0.gif
She’s more like Mom than you think…
GF @lusamine:
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Lusamine @ us https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cd2047f03277b309df828b5d97cdad7866be58e42b4923e7ef774cc7a5311c75.gif
enough sdjdsnsdj
also i watched this episode. Erica queen of pop! HMFDIG? A bop
Lmao pretty much. Any powerful woman in the pokemon series does that xD
Lusamine when we not around:
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Am I lucky or what?! I found a random shiny Trumbeak!
(Foaming)
THAT IS TWO PEOPLE NOW!!!! I’VE SOS FARMED THE THING 3 TIMES AND GOT NOTHING
Funny thing is I got 2 shines in one day XD
Can I has the trumbeak?
Well um, sorry but no. I barely get any shines myself and I really want to keep it. Sorry!
I need to find one.. back to the darkness it is
Sorry
its okaaaay what nature is it
Lemme check, oh it’s Bashful
Nvm than.. Mine shall be adamant… and a gooodddddddd
You can do some sick drifts on this Sharkpedo.
Sharpedo is actually beast. So stupid I have to switch to Lapras to fish.
He’s perfect
A pedo specifically for Sharks?
You can sorta drift on lapras if you spin in a circle
BATCH ONE IS COMPLETE!! I REPEAT!! BATCH 1 IS COMPLETE!
Of cookies?
those cookies will destroy competitive
Of competitive mons :3
Cookies > competitive mons
XD
No but seriously, I’m trading them away on here
You too nice
I take Apricorn balls in return :3
That’s a good business model
Yep!
You willin to trade?
Hmm probs not. I’m still chuggin through the story rn to think about competitive stuff
Okey
I just realized Lusamine is MOM.
Lusamine is a whack job.
Gotta love her though. She uses Milotic.
FUTURAMA
the best character and quite honeslty one of the best team from of a villian leader
honestly though, i’m not joking when i say that she’s amazing. she’s such a complex character and her whole arc is perfect. also her theme gives me life. lusamine and lillie did that huh.
she needs to come back like asap
BTW… talking about mom from futurama
Where is the IV judge?
Battle tree
God damnit , so I have to beat red and blue first?
Battle tree
But you have to hatch 20 eggs first
But after that you can check from. Your PC
For the love of all that is unholy please go back to Dazzling or anything better
This is probably gonna be around until I decide my next name tbh
Bored af so it’s question time children
Taking into account your personality and interests, what would you be a God(dess) of?
(Non-Pokemon questions are always more interesting tbh)
Blasphemy! Burn the witch.
Wickedness must be punished! Evil effectively eliminated!
Being alone
gifs
Stress
me
Honestly there is very few actual rock and stone based deities
Mostly becuase they fit fit under earth dieties tbh
No because in mythology Earth is mostly associated with agricultural and fertility Goddesses
This just put a really disturbing and hilarious idea in my head
Wouldn’t be the first time
Picture Earthen as a god of childbirth
Oh EWWWWWWWWW
I mean like
You’d impregnate people by throwing a rock at them
picture earthen banging the sky.
No thanks
That’s called a thunderclap
and Gaea, who has to be forcibly seperated from Ouranos lest they bang and more titans happen.
I mean I know Gaia/Terra from Greco-Roman Mythology, who despite her mother Imagery is a cold hard earth goddess
Geb from Egyptian Mythology is also
well if she and the sky bang more titans happen, which is why Atlas has to keep his mom and dad from doing it.
Isn’t Ouranus dead tho
that’s kronos/saturn their sun, father of zeus, his brothers, his wife, pretty sure gaea is their mom too.
No but like
Isn’t Ouranus dead and that’s where Zeus got the idea to do the same to his dad
Really now? Most pantheons have earth deities.
lusamine character analyses.
joking aside, hmm… maybe god of flowers? plains and fields? not sure honestly haha
God Of energy.. sounds dumb as hell though
Goddess of glitter or something idk really
Used VHS tapes. I’ve actually thought about this question before.
I’ve just beaten Olivia too. It’s me or is this gen easier than the previous?
I found it harder tbh
It’s hard for me. All my pokemon are frail AF except wishiwashi
Same, 4/6 of my team are frail set up sweepers
Decidueye can at least tank a hit or two though, thank Arceus.
Thank Grass-Types this Gen in general tbh
I knowww. Also the bug and water
BUGGIESSS
Must ship Guzma and Alder now! Jk.
Side note, there need to be more female bug specialists. Viola ain’t enough cause we never even get to see her with a rematch team or anything
The battle chateau was so disappointing
She literally had 2 pokemon
Both of which would die to a pebble
Acceleroc now
I know what I would want :3
And what is that?
Probably someone tomboyish tbh XD We haven’t had enough
But hey, as long as we get more bug, things are all good
I’d even love some ultra-feminine but with like a golisopod or something xD
True! XD
I said tomboyish for bug rather than another typing because it fits but hey! XD
I like when trainers deviate from the type you might expect them to be. So far, most of the gym leaders/trial captains bare resemblance to the type they specialize in. I think they should switch it up
True!
So switch ultra tomboyish to ghost and super serious to bug, and put ultra creepy to normal!
I’d like an ultrafeminine fighting type trainer who uses exclusively the machop family.
Idk I feel Korrina and Maylene did ‘female with masculine main’ well enough
their main was lucario, WHO’S A JACKAL
Still exhibits masculine traits
Also Hawlucha exists
hawlucha is a bird, machoke is a buff lizardy thing with a belt and no genitals which is also black and looks like a speedo.
It’s based off of a luchador wh’ore mostly male
ORAS had almost the opposite in a way. For the Contest Spectaculars, there was this pretty boy named Chaz who had a female Machoke named “Macherie”. She participated in every type of contest except Toughness, because he said she was way too cute for them!
Yeah, the lack of females really bugs me
….dat pun
BOOM!
Same for male ghosts… we have one i think
The bugs this Gen are so good e-e
4 whole pokemon with surskit’s typing.
Deci is so good
I had 2 bugs, a firecat, a rockdoggy and a mantis
I thought gen 6 was a little easier. Though they’re both a breeze with Exp. Share on.
Not as easy as Gen 6 imo