With less than 30 days until the release of Pokémon Sun & Moon on the Nintendo 3DS, most of the new Pokémon have already been spoiled by datamining, but Alolan Persian has now surfaced on an official Pokédex for the new games. I take no pleasure in posting its bloated visage on my site, but some of you may enjoy this Garfield-esque evolution of Alolan Meowth.
Personally, I’m a little bit worried about what’s in the Alolan water, because I’ve heard tropical climates can sometimes have bacteria that causes your brain to swell and Alolan Persian may need immediate medical care…
Thoughts? Complaints?
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Most of the new pokemon already datamined.
Have I convinced PJ? Lol
Most?
It’s hideous.
Clearly it’s got Apple Diabeetus.
Hideous. That’s all.
Persian looks like it’s got a weird case of Cushing’s Disease
So many of the all forms fall short for me. The designers were probably just tired after designing exeggutor’s neck!
Alolan Persian looks like a character out of a Hanna Barbera cartoon.
I’m the only one who likes both Persians
Alolan meowth is no longer going on my team
Does anyone else think of Garfielf(And no,this isn’t a typo.If you don’t know what Garfielf is,then you should look it up.It’s pretty funny)when you look at Alolan Persian?
I am a bit disappointed in Alolan Persian especially since meowth and Persian are one of my favorite Pokemon, but I’ll just have to wait and see what its stats and move pool is going to be.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0f24cdb45490ed602bf29a0150b832060a2aafa24e0c2d03cb5409e303b4eedf.jpg persian doesn’t look that bad in this picture
I thought that alolan persian would be just a joke from gf, to make fun of dataminers, but sadly its real
I had a thought about Alola Persian.. Meowth’s Pokedex entry says that it turned into Dark type because it became so full of itself from being pampered all the time. So maybe when it evolves, it gets a big head because it’s so full of itself?
Generation 1 Pokémon are ruined