Rejoice! Our weekly comic has returned now that gaming news has slowed down 🙂 Zach is back and ready to entertain! Have you had a significant other that shared your Poké-Passion? I guess I’m still waiting to find a guy who’s into Pokémon as much as me. Serebii keeps rejecting my advances 🙁
<3 PJ
FEATURED DISCUSSION: Competitive Tips – Catching good legendaries by soft-resetting (in-game) by Malachite
If I had one pic to describe my tomadachi life village, this would be it:
http://i.imgur.com/nFbWkTf.png
Or rather
http://i.imgur.com/4tPQ0E4.png
I fear no man, but that thing…… it scares me.
Guess who is back from cleaning their room???
If you guessed me then your WRONG!!!!!
I am not finished but my mom left the house I can secretly get on the computer
Just don’t Tell her
Because remember
Snitches get Stitches 😀
I ain’t be snitchin’
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/y5yf81xgJ-8/hqdefault.jpg
That end up in ditches…
http://i.imgur.com/5gbTiJR.png
what did carl exactly do? I mean he loves llamas- oh god.
I like cleaning .3.
Come to my House and Clean My room 😀
I will give you a radical (yea i said it) Hi 5
And you can have a free shiny penny
Boy rooms and bathrooms are gross tho 😐 I don’t wanna pick up under wear :p
I am a Cascoon
I don’t wear clothes its just a bunch of papers
XD why don’t you wanna clean it anyways :p
That takes too much of my time!
True. But usually when I clean I feel a satisfaction that I made something look nice and smell good. Maybe you can ask your best friends to help you XD loyalty!!!
You see I would but my mom took my phone so I have no way of contacting them :<
I am secretly on the computer now, If my mom comes home I am dead
I would help you but I live in the projects ;~; I wish you luck brave cascoon!
Life is not fair!
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/x5Za8HggalY/hqdefault.jpg
FINE!
AINT NOBODY WANT YOU TOUCHING THEIR UNDERWEAR ANYWAYS!
You would like my boy room. It’s clean and nothing but clean. Dust is the only out-of-order thing you will find.
I just vacuumed and mopped my computer room, cooked my own breakfast and paid someone to clean my room and bathroom. 🙂
Random Thought #1: I wish Disqus had a “new comment sound effect” like FB and Chatango. It’d make updating yourself of new comments quicker if you’re on another tab. Of course, you could mute it if you wish.
IRL Update #1: Got me a new laptop!!! Runs Windows 8.1 and is silent as Serena’s Character Development!!! There’s was no need to get a mic because of how quiet it is!!! I look forward to making new vids!
Lel. The shade
http://flawless.beyonce.com/
Ewww. Who invited that silicone hood boger
LOL I think Nicki slayed that 0_0 XD
And Anaconda is growing on me, it’s quite funny.
Thoughts on Aegislash Banned?
Smogon is stupid
Its one less fairy counter :<
As long as it isn’t banned by Game Freak, I couldn’t care less
Don’t use one. Don’t care.
Good. No more Excadrill/Donphan as the ONLY viable rapid spinner. Tentacruel and Starmie can finally be viable.
tentacruel couldnt handle aegislash?:o didnt know that
yup neither could starmie. Aegislash can spin block all day. It was so annoying -_-. Forced people to run Defog, which made Bisharp OP and everywhere.
expect mandibuzz to be UU now. mandibuzz niche was to counter aegislash and defog on the free switch but now aegislash isnt in OU who knows how vialable mandibuzz will be now
Good point 😮
#empoleonforOU
LOL xD I would love that :p Anything to add variety to the same old brain-dead offensive meta in showdown is ok in my book xD
Kinda annoyed cause that means I gotta replace it on my team -_- sometimes I wonder why most people follow smogon rules <.<
It’s one of the universe’s many unanswerable questions.
Do you battle competivily?
depends on what you call competitive.
Like ev training and Iv breeding lol.
Because it’s the only 6v6 singles ladder out there. You play 6v6 singles, you either look for friends in wifi or play random people in showdown.
Granted, I believe in Smogon’s fairness. I know some of people here don’t like Smogon, but I have my faith in them, and that they are doing the best for the 6v6 singles meta that they created.
I’d just let it (Aegislash) go; It never really bothered me anyway.
Aegislash was too strong for OU.
Just put my little brother to sleep with Kieski. It really is a beutiful song and it makes me think. I absolutely love pokemon, and it’s music. It’s melodies have been in my head since I was little, and it really is special
Moving died in a car crash yesterday, that’s why there aren’t any new articles.
No, but really, we’re all very busy with important life stuff. While technically there’s always a bit of free time, bad and tired moods are detrimental to writing. Please stand by ;). I heard a rumour that something about a certain magazine will go up shortly :).
The only thing leaking now are the tears from my eyes. ;_;
Is it true that the official Corocoro release is earlier this month? I’ve heard that it’s the 12th. Ad if that holds true, we could be seeing leaks by the 7th. :3
ITS LEAKING NOW HAVENT YOU SEEN THE NEW POST
Do you actually read the magazine or see the pictures?It looks like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me
Pictures. The rest of the info is translated by the staff here, pokebeach, serebii and such.
D:
http://i.imgur.com/cicKomuh.jpg I’m in the 999 club.
Wait, so is therr a legit n ew post or nah? Idk xD
Like a new article on PJN about Corocoro? No.
Okay xD Cause it seemed wrong for leaks this early and I didn’t want to check cause it takes forever for Disqus to load on my phone so it would be a pain.
Do you delete your history and cookies and such?
History, yeah, cookies, I dunno. But it’s the larger the comment amount, the longer it takes to load them (I can still read older comments while I’m waiting, just can’t comment).
Yes there is. It’s PJN Gold exclusive though.
Well I’m Platinum, so I should’ve known of this article months ago.
Well, I’m X so..
I’m XY as well. There’s a secret rank.
You said you were Platinum. Y u gotta lie.
To cover up my status. As I said, it’s secret.
Wait, whoops. I nevah said anything about XY.
What’s my membership status?
Basic.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/f/f4/Dream_Burn_Heal_Sprite.png
He’s in the lower half of the group, the “Needs Character Developement” club.
What’s my membership status :OOOO????
And I need to play more xD >.< I only have about 200 hours between my two games.
That’s cause you have a life q.q xD But yeah. Some hours are a result of falling asleep with the 3DS on or not paying attention to the screen while watching tv and stuff. Others are from Masuda breeding, EV training, and IV breeding.
what do you mean by rank?
It’s a secret
Wow. That’s a lot of game time! XD
I know xD People have beaten me to 999 months ago. I recall Ziia having that a while back.
I just can’t play a game for that long without hitting the boring rock!
Masuda breeding clocks many hours xD
TC, Quaggy’s on Serebii. :3
I hate when people forfeit on Showdown >.> My Delibird of all things made them quit. xD
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-148133306
Mlhbgrkdib Qorpq Kl Lkb
three letters back
Gravity Falls.
yep but the message 😉
and dang seaosn 2 is amazing so far 0-0
PokeJungle. Trust No one.
yep 😉
L Pboo moLmxqh xqg moLmxqh xfhvvruLhv
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Hank_1d2576_504194.jpg
You need to do the opposite for this one. Rather than the message being three letters back. You have to go three letters back.
umm b three letters back isnt posible XD its the 2nd letter of the alphabet
If it goes back. go to the Zs and X and so forth.
ah ok
So X would be A.
Wait. No. I did it right. I think. xD
Does it? I didn’t know that.
On a totally unrelated note, I loved the season premier of that one show, you know, that one?
Yeah the show has a lot of hidden messages and such
Have you seen the new cryptogram? :3
SMOFZQA JDFV
yeah i saw the first two episodes of season 2 already
i think i know the author of the book
Pokejungle Trust No One
No. I beat you already.xD
nooo because i gave it to him to do it SO HA HA HA
Pics or it didn’t happen.
(refresh) XD
Photoshop. Not buying it.
well it was on skype and on skpe i have my real name so for privacy he crossed out my nme and put my jungle name
He did a bad job of covering your name. I can still read it ._.
yeah .-.
So, you’re of German descent?
Germany Cunfurned
nope im russian and that last name isnt technically my last name cause my parents changed it when married XD but yeah tho people say i look german
SO U LIED TO US
no its my last name i have now just its not th e last name i was supposed to have
Ah. Interesting xD You probably get confused for being German a lot.
Geramny Cunfurned for P0keemun
yeaaaa
leave me alone my artistic Values dont need Criticism XD
Too much Gravity Falls! Did you watch Season 2?
yes
heck yeah! i loved the trailer too at sdcc
When the episode is over! Always go to the Wiki to decode the code! I just can’t wait to see Bill again!
yep ^_^ from the trailer in sdcc he will have a HUGE role in season 2, it was awesome
and i think i finally figured out who the author of the 3 books are 0-0 based on episode 2
I think it’s Old Man McGucket! The signs all point to him! The shape-shifter is not the writer! He just tried to trick Dipper! Yet, we all think the first letter of the writer’s name starts with a “F”.
mcGucket’s name starts with an f
fiddleford h mcgucket
Yo! Soos found his old Laptop and it said Property of F. Also, I serious want to know what Stan is doing with that Portal-Like thing!
yep
hhey look up gravity falls sdcc trailer and watch it
I already did. It seemed interesting just the more hype for Gravity Falls!
in the trailer dipper is holding that laptop when a bill cipher moon shows up 0-0
I might be! This now getting good. I think Bill wiped Old Man McGucket’s memories. Hence why he’s so crazy. Also, I believe he built Stan’s bunker! With his amazing knowledge of technology!
yep cause the shapeshifter said the inventor hasnt been himself in 30 years
in addtion stan sid its been 30 long years
my theory is 30 years ago bill cipher made the inventor go insane and before mcgucket became the person he is today, he hid the book in places, The same year, stan possibly lost stanley cause of bill so he started the hunt for th ebooks
I don’t believe in the Stanley thing. If he’s there; then fine! Yet, I’m mostly interested in the Blind Eye society and what they have to do with Bill!
yep the blind eye society’s message creeps me out
I WAS SO BLIND. HE LIED TO ME. THE DARKNESS IS NEAR
http://i.imgur.com/6Hhrw5P.png
Hence why I think Old Man McGucket got something to do with this. Also, remember his “taped up” hand! I think injured his hand or something! I believe he had 6 hands before hence why the other books all have six hands!
i beleived that too
its funny cause me and skiddo covered most of these theories in the PJ skye group XD! its mad fun
There’s a PJ Skype group :O?
I just find these things around Youtube! Gravity Falls is an amazing show filled with mystery!
like scooby doo mystery incorporated was
Hey Mods Delete the Picture i posted Thank u Love u :3
What does it mean
WELCOME BACK. WHY IS WENDY SO PERFECT.
WATCH OUT. KILL ME PLEASE. THE MAN DOWNSTAIRS IS VERY CLEVER CAN HE HIDE HIS PLANS FOREVER?
SEARCH FOR THE…
EDIT: I got this from Gravity Falls Wiki.
Why is Wendy so perfect…
I can’t resist Red Hair and Freckles….
http://i95rocks.com/files/2013/09/WendyOutake1.jpg
……;_; why must you torment me with such images of beauty
She’s gonna destroy that Taco burrito thing.
Major hotness
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Pok%C3%A9Mon
Favorite Pokemon Creepypastas?
Uhh… None! It scares the crap out of me!
Really? ._.
xD
I didn’t replay FireRed for such a long time because of Lavender Town. Also, I was a bit spooked when I was watching Origins!
You get scared easily I assume? xD
Yea! XD I get scared of something like for 2-3 weeks/days. Depending on how scary it was. Lavender Town was for about 2-3 months because of how often I played FireRed!
I’m gonna be reading Pokepastas for PNN. You guise will love my Hypno’s Lullaby and Buried Alive voices.xD
;-; I’m just gonna skip those videos then.
Lol The Hypno’s Lullaby voice is meant to be read in a REALLY creepy voice so I won’t hold back :3
I watched it on Youtube a long time ago! Same as Lavender Town lost frequencies. Which ended up being fake. XD
Lol I’m the 2 – 3 daes xD It haunts me for a while then I ignore it.
Maybe yes ._.
Jessica
anyone here form Pikanewnetwork? i have something to hand dice but he isnt here right now
I’m here. Pokemaster is here. Afarr is here.
ok 🙂 can you go to chat pms? its something for the application
Sure 😮
I am as well. I’m more on Chatango than here currently, however.
speaking of which…. GO ONokvlncd
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAKUSPINNINGCHAIR (sakurai)
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jessica
JESSSICAAAA
DJJJJAAAAAAA
djja skype ;~; we have noivern
Getcho ass on skype
I dont have skype DDD:
make one D: its free
It says I cant since I dont have a camera :c
I tried it a few weeks ago :s
darn it ;~; ;~;
buy A cheap and crappy one xD
k then il buy ur mama
My mama will web ur cam. Cams are like $20 at cheapest 😮
then we will do the work and add you to our group
its free and its mad funny
There’s a group :OOO?
yeah
I never knew that 😮
you have a Skype? i could add you
I have. But I don’t use the camera tho 😛
its ok, we only do voice
pm me your name 😀
I didn’t know about it either XD
do you have a skype too? :O
Nope, but I can make one. :3
sure! the more the merrier
yay!
just go to chat when you have your username and pm me it to keep privacy 🙂
so sad ;-; I loved this story.
Jessica :33
Even Jessica is more interesting than Serena 😛
She had more character development in one paragraph than she did in 40 episodes XD
I know. I think Serena will catch a hoenn pokemon :3
Treecko!! 😀
That can’t be real… can it?! 😮
Jessica :3
http://i.imgur.com/NIBWINX.png
ME EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE
No thats Jessica
I’m not always bored, but when I am, I make a lego lucario
get a Classy Rioul Butt on Skype
i dont have a mic! D:
ok
When Im bored I think about oras and I speculate so much that im no longer bored
Nice dining set 😉
thank you!
is dat a sanic da hejhawg in tha background?
my dog tortures him every day
Pokejungle Family Reunion on Skype :3
Who all is there?
Slip,YV,Starbit,HipsterLiza( If Liza comes oN), Noi, Xatu ( if ever logs on), Loark, wvy
More like chat people there
so u wont come 🙁
Da h8 is real
I don’t appreciate your sass…
i made u a mod tho
I don’t even have a webcam ._.
u dont need webcam u need a mic
we do voice only
Okay fine.
Sass sass sass sass sass.
I dont appreciate YOUUUUU
no
NO
UR ON ALREADY
U don’t tell me what to do (refresh)
i love u tho 🙁
I already have a gf 😛
as a pokejungle tho
Nah #2sassy4u
NOOOOOOO
NO SKAIP FOR MOI
Dat language XD
Guys this pretty much describes it fully
http://oi57.tinypic.com/14o23r4.jpg
Smogon has haters XD
Best.Gif.Ever #ilydjja
ily 2 bby 😡
😡 #MayFans4Lyf #JessicaFans4Lyf #NuiHarimeFans4Lyf #May>SerenaFans4Lyf :xxxxxxxx
^^^^ #Yes #Hoenn :xxxxx
This is PERFECTION LMFAO
thank u ily bby 😡
Oh yeah, I love Bang Bang btw XP
Bang Bang all over youuu…
Lol.
tru
*bleeding tears*
*remembers Heavy’s crazy laugh” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tomorrow is moonday! How do you plan on celebrating this wondrous holiday?
There is no Moon because someone destroyed it to avoid having Goku transform into a giant ape. 🙁
*Gohan.
I knew something was off.
Training my Lunatone 😉
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) by doing what moon feels I shall do with my moonday pal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#hailthemoon
http://www.animeyume.com/lunatone.jpg
#MoonPals4lyf( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #Lunatone>Solrock( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#YESSS
#JessicaxLunatone( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It’s beautiful!
I’m gonna work with my dad. But it’s okay because I’m saving up for a Wii U 😀
PIKACHU AIM FOR THE HORN
yeah wot
How it should have happened: “It didn’t effect the enemy Rhydon” Rhydon then proceeds to kick the ever living crap out of Pikachu.
HAIL JESSICA
JESSICA
#jessica
JESSICA 😀
We’re getting ever-so-close to a plethora of mega’s getting revealed ^_^
My body is beginning to quiver with excitement.
Jessica>the new megas
#jessicaisbetterthanmegas
0_0 who is jessica ?
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jessica
That story is so sad. ;~;
lmfao oh god, i’m gonna read it in a little
Read it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It’s not sp00kie
JESSICAaaaA
Jessica is life
LEZ DO DIS
Spoiler Alert just 4
Camerupt and Sharpedo and the Eon Twins
*Keep in mind though that Lyssandre’s Mega Gyarados was never revealed. So it’s plausible that they may save Mega Camerupt & Pedo from being revealed.
>Mega Pedo
As much as I enjoy farting up y’allses cornflakes but seriously we have too many Hoenn Megas
We need Unova Megas!!!!!
Darmanitan
Excadrill
Maybe Heatmor and Durant?
reuniclus
braviary
Oh my~
ALTARIAAAAAA
That moment when Altaria doesn’t get a mega
WHISCASH!
YES!
I’m hoping for that as well!
Speaking of dat, I recently obtained a shiny Whiscash.
I’d collect your head.
That will be the happiest day of my like
I may even do a twirl if there’s no Mega Milotic
There’s still Mega Sableye though. 😉
And a chance for mega sableye alpha which is being discussed ;D
I’ll twirl in delight. ;D
Don’t remind me
It might be better since it can’t spam recover and Wisp
And that Sableyte will mean no leftovers
HE:LLLL YUESSSSS
MILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIC
Quiver away my friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~
Venusaurite Alpha, Venusaurite Omega, Venusaurite X, Venusaurite Y and Venusaurite Z
Rotlmfaooooo get out regi you’re drunk!!
O so u like that V? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I see what u did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh god I looked at ur comment and forgot what day it was and then realized we still have like a week left………CAN’T WAIT!!!!!
Welp, it’s Aug 3rd my time, they can leak around the 7th or 8th or 9th or anytime really lol… That’s why I’m getting so excited.
It’s weird bc although they did say it was a scoop it feels like it’s coming under the radar for me some how. I guess bc it’s not being as hyped as the last time. It almost makes it more exciting bc I won’t c it coming as much lol
PORYGON-Z
eviolite porgon 2 mega please
no
2-6 megas will be revealed
Can’t wait!
definitely!!!!!
I’m hoping for 5 since the website has 5 blank spaces (they can update with more afterwards). And last year’s mega scoop had 6. So I’m hype
Hopes
Milotic
Altaria,
Salamence
Walrein
Whiscash
Whiscash
Whiscash
Whiscash
Whiscash
Ad luvdisc ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
& Jessica ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#jessica( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)