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if we a mega Emboar it has to look like this
http://i3.minus.com/ifvV0F1X8vG98.png
sweet! .. if clothes and items come with megas D:
maybe that’d work for conkledurr XD
i mean it could get a big boost is Speed
Reminds me of Zuko’s gramdpa :3
Or uncle or whatever.
Yep, it’s his uncle. UNCLE IROH! 😀
That’s it, sorry I forgot >.< I haven't watched in a while. Although I'm going to watch all Last Airbender and LoK this summer.
I took a Pokemon trainer quiz and got May… … …
*hands sword* djja is coming
these are the best Johto starter Fanmade megas i seen
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/027/7/b/johto_mega_starters_by_tomycase-d6u8s2x.png
Not over the top, simple, yet wonderfully stylized! 😀
looooove that feraligatr *-*
I can see
Grass
Water/Fighting
Fire/Dark
Why keep Meganium pure typed? It’d be better with Grass/Fairy, and would have a nice advantage. It fits Meganium’s theme as well :3.
I forgot Fairy Existed XD
How. How can you forget Fairy existed.
idk i literally forgot when writing that…. i never used a fairy type yet sooo it gets hard
Still, how can you forget the newest type?
You mean Dark? Or Steel?
You trollllllll 😉
I jk lol 😡
i forgot it when wriiting it……
Yush #Giantflowersftw
The Meganium and Typhlosion look pretty cool, but what is up with Feraligatr
I REALLY want Pokémon, with the opening of the website, to start selling new outfits that are in ADULT SIZES. Seriously, Nintendo could start a Pokémon clothesline. I want a Magma male outfit :3
Cause I mean, the child sizes are miniature.
I’m guessing each Starters Typing if they turn Mega. I suck at abilities so you guys could fill that in!
Johto:
Typhlosion: Fire/Rock
Feraligatr: Water/Dragon
Meganium: Grass/Fairy
Sinnoh: All the same.
Unova:
Serperior: Grass/Dragon
Emboar: Same.
Samurott: Water/Fighting
Kalos: All the same.
Johto
Fire/Dark
Water/Fighting
Grass/Fairy
Hmmmm. Fire/Rock would be cool, but idk about it.
Water/Dragon, I could see more Water/Ice.
Grass/Bug I could also see Grass or Grass/Fairy.
Yus.
Maybe yeah.
Yeah.
Or Water or Water/Steel.
I edited Grass/Bug to Grass/Fairy! It was a mistake!
I think I’d like typhlosion to be fire/ground, looking at the weaknesses of it. [only ground and water]
I really hope Johto stays pure. That was the theme, traditional.
I think that’s why I didn’t like them as much xD They were too bland for my taste. Not enough pizazz.
That is actually exactly what I hated about Gen 2.
Yep.
Hell yes. Meganium Grass/Fairy with Filter
I dont get why so many people want Grass/Fairy Meganium when it gets no Fairy type moves to begin with :S
Because es pretty and makes sense with the flower. Plus there is updated moves and tutors later on.
The flower makes sense for Grass ;P xD And prior move tutor moves it could get also aren’t Fairy iirc. It would be adding a typing just for the sake of having a typing xD
Now you see why Earthen doesn’t want mega milotic fairy haha! No fairy moves to begin with.
But in terms of Meganium, I think it stems from how pretty the flower is on it, and its history of being able to revive dead plants with its breath. I definitely want one, with Filter ability. Ultimate tank. Neutral damage from Bug pokes, resists Dark & immune to dragon! It’d be sweet.
I honestly think Mega Milotic will be Water/Dragon xD It is in the Dragon egg group xD
I mean I guess I get it, but pure type Johto is just this one fanboy talking xD We’ll see what happens 🙂
I think Water/Dragon mega milotic will happen as well, but then again its competing for the most Beautiful Pokemon in the world (along with Mega Diancie) so I can also see it becoming Water/Fairy. And Gyarados is in dragon egg group and ended up getting Water/Dark =( Bite isn’t even strong enough to take advantage of that lol
Who said Dragons aren’t beautiful D: *looks at Altaria* xD And Crunch better be a tutor move for poor Gyarados 🙁
Dragons aren’t beautiful? *looks at Altaria*
Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah they’re not beautiful.
Jk lol
if it did end up getting a fairy mega, they could also give it Pixelate, or a newer ability to compensante for no fairy moves. I mean.. who would’ve thought Mega Pinsir would get Bug/Flying (and it only knew Aerial Ace).
That is very very true
@returnofdicie:disqus are you still here..?
Sorry, had to go eat.
I have to share this with you guys! It’s hilarious! XD | Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5qqA54K-jE#t=127
what the actually…………..
There. I hope it works. Refresh I guess?
:/ No.
@Archeops127:disqus I’m here.
@Afarr:disqus DaDicie on Chatango if you wanna talk 😀
dicie what is your website called
Pika News Network.
pikanewsnetwork.wordpress.com
u know when apps open up u know whos Applying
Yes, I know you’ll probably apply 😀
Applications are set to open sometime in September, but only if we are in NEED of help. 🙂
im going to let u know if i do get in i rather do something with gaming since thats all i research thats why i was hoping i would get it before hand
Gaming in general? Like away from Pokemon?
…We’ll need to figure something out for that, because at the moment Pika News Network is a Pokemon-only site.
I do all games… mostly Pokemon…. and Theories
We have a place for Pokemon Theories, and main series/spinoff games. 🙂
….. OOOOO like the backpack theory and stuffffffff?
Yep. 🙂
why DIDNT U TELL ME THIS IM ALL ABOUT THEORY’S
You never asked 😛
I’m positive you’re gonna have an awesome application, so don’t worry 🙂
awwwww but imma busy in September 🙁 thats why i wanted to do it earlier
You’re only gonna be required to publish 2 articles total during school months 😀
if u have a place for Poke Theories why cant u give it eariler 😉 come on buddy ill play Hadsomeley XD JK
The problem is I don’t 🙁
All subdivision spots are currently filled
u guys should think about it….. atleast
Really? I thought we had a couple spots, and I know some other people wanted in as well.
yea but i want to prove my self to my uncle my father and my two daughters
Two….
What?
what nothing 😉
I can’t hire more people at the moment. It’ll be a huge hassle.
Okay, that’s cool.
but im govnah……. one more cant hurt XD
But that would seem biased. As much as we’d like to…
XD i just waited to say that yea but he said he needs a theorist which i can do XD
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8205390336/hEA2E2A16/
Thar. Refresh. Afarr, I told you.
Just sayin. Not rubbing anything in. Or at least, didn’t mean to. But I wonder if they’ll include Looker in ORAS….
dicie 😀 wanna join that minecraft server and kick some hunger game s butt?
Sure, lemme get that IP again 😀
play.gotpvp.com
il meet you at the hunger games
What version? 1.7.5? 1.7.9?
umm i dont think it matters it works witht he latest version
come to chat
to discuss so we dont spam 🙂
I just had a thought
what if there was a way you can battle your team, exact Pokemon, exact stats, the works
Who would win?
It can go either way. Max/Min damage, hax, etc etc.
recommended set for a physical arcanine? his attacks are pretty cool. outrage, ex-speed, flare blitz, wild charge, bulldoze, close combat, iron head, crunch
Most Arcanine are run defensive, as is mine, so I’m not quite sure. But I’d say Morning Sun, Flare Blitz, Wild Charge, Extreme Speed.
Most are actually offensive xD Defensive has been catching on tho 😉
I’ve only ever battled your Arcanine. So I just assumed.
xD Out of two, most are defensive.
Wait, that would be 100% of all Arcanine you’ve seen competitively. So
Mostall.Well I don’t recommend physical offensive Arcanine at all…but I do recommend Defensive Arcanine :3 Impish, max HP and Defense, Flare Blitz, Will o Wisp, Morning Sun egg move, and Extremespeed for revenge killing
Well she is being special.
Well, physical.
Still, you get the jist.
For an offensive one.
Arcanine@Life Orb
252 Attack /252 Speed
Flare Blitz
Extreme Speed
Wild Charge
Close Combat
Is what I would suggest
Dicie……. can we talk in chat?
you left me ;~;
i had too
ok good i commited suicide too XD
Milotic guurrl… I’ma let you finish but… You were then. I am now. ^_^ [refresh]
Mega Kanye 😮
OMG… his pretentious levels over 9,000
I’d hate to drop him off at the Pokemon day care ._. It can only go north from there.
LMFAO!!! I see what you did there 😉
Whoops. I meant daycare q.q
Haha!!! I knew what you meant 😉
You did NOT just go there. :I Wait ’til Milotic mega evolves!! You’re just a rock Diance. 😛 xD
The most beautiful rock evar.
this is made ironic due to your icon being Hoenn Champion and Rich Philanthropist Steven Stone! HOLY CRAP HE’S BATMAN/IRON MAN!, probaly the second one…
Omg I wonder what its new classification will be once it mega evolves 0_0 =( It’s about to snatch its crown back
You can have your 15 seconds of fame for now. Just know who the REAL most beautiful Pokemon truly is. 😡
Lmao I’m genuinly scared. *prays it becomes water/dragon*
If its water/fairy it’ll be yo main bae 😉
I know.. It will to be honest lol. Just goofing around here haha. No real shade to Milotic, she is pretty.
Same to Diancie. The rivalry is fun though. xD
7 days…
0_0 whats in 7 days!!!!??????
Corocoro xD
Ahhhh where Diancie will get more spot light lol! Due to the movie and all…
Your death. 😡
Diancie needed a mega to be the most beautiful 😉
Miltoic is natural 😡
So true. :’)
Diancie is worth MORE than a billion dollars ^_^
Diance: The gold digger Pokemon. xD
I dont think Diancie would like being sold :/
Natural? After all the feeding and beauty make-up, ugly Feebas evolved into Milotic. Faaaakeeee.
ROTLMFAO IM SCREAMING!!!
At least people cared enough to put in the time to get a milotic.
Diancie comes with a mega stone 😉
Because who would wanna work 4 dat drek azz?
Mega Evolution requires an extraordinary bond to occur. 😮
“Bond?”
More like a 9 year old who thinks it can sweep teams on Passerby battles 😉
At least Milotic can take a swim without getting dreked
#beautiful on land and water
Not only is it beautiful, its diamond is 2000 carat. It’s priceless. (Well, more like several billions.)
*dances*
Maybe GF is really trying to make a rivalry thing xD Diancie is Rock/Fairy, if Milotic became part Dragon, they would both be able to hit each other for Super Effective damage xD
0_0 you’re on to something here!! I didn’t even realize that!
Deep down though I honestly can’t wait to see what they do with Milotic. (*In before it gets a Mega with Cute Charm ability rotlmfao)
I love Chico’s theory for Mega Milotic. Since they gave it Competitive, use that to try and get any boosts, then Mega Evolve and get Marvel Scale >:)
Oh god she’s gonna be the defensively broken Mega Kangaskahn lol.
I love it but I’ll be frightened going up against one.
I know how to work my bae. 😉 <3
Woah, I see Human/Milotic baby twins in nine months.
Whooaa. Not that far m8. LOL. I’ve got Serena. 😡
xD You said you know how to work her.
In battle, lmfao. You dirty boi.
xD You didn’t clarify.
Plus it’s possible.
Maybe
Idk.
That’d be weird.
K, we’re done.
LOL I can see TrollFreak making the scales steel and going Water/Steel: As it mega evolves, Milotic switches out it’s beauty for power and defense, becoming the ugliest pokemon.
Weak to only Dragon and Fairy?? I’d take it. Plus, it does learn dragon pulse. Who knows!?
And is in the Dragon egg group. Dragon > Fairy is my guess.
Diancie has a more “natural” beauty. 😛
r u srs? XD
I read that as “Milotic”.
He meant milotic
Auto correct. It gets us all.
I agree ^_^
and she doesn’t need make up or pokeblocks to become beautiful XD
instead she needs a mega stone that is given to you without any work 😉
Diancie is just a diamond=rock.Milotic is elegant
They’re both beautiful but Milotic is the original!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/fLN3wLi.jpg
Guise. Leaks!
Mega Registeel is toilet paper confirmed!
Weak to water AND fire O.o
Steel/Ground?
Toilet/Paper
*clutching my stomach laughing*
Steel/electric
Steal/yogurl
Not the yogurt!
The bathroom is all knowing….
I guess you can call it…
*put on glasses*
Bathroom Leakage.
…
No? Ok…
No 🙂
yes
Not funny
https://vine.co/v/Mrn9aiAzmtQ
Well I reached 300 playcoins on my 3DS.
i’ve had 300+ for a year
I got it before, I just used them a lot in Mii Plaza.
I’ve had 300 for 2 years XD
I never use them
I hope you can spend them in ORAS in some way.
That awkward moment when Jynx gets a mega and ends up becoming “most beautiful Pokemon in the world” – stealing the crown from Diancie & Milotic ^_^
inb4 Mega sceptile gets another mega called “The most beautiful pokemon in the universe”
LMFAOOO omg!
*Inb4 Mega Stunfisk gets a mega known as the most powerful pokemon in the universe
Ahhhh Jynx
The world’s first racially insensitive Pokemon
It should become a Valkyrie
I dont think they had any harmful intent in mind when they made it imo XD
get punished
It wasn’t even racist in any way. It was the “blackface” beauty trend in Japan at that time. Americans were just too sensitive.
The black face beauty trend was mocking african american girls tho XD
No, it was black face with blond hair. I don’t think they were mocking people in Japan.
Black face trend in America, however, did…
It did in Japan too lol XD
They were painting their faces to look like black girls lol!! XD
Oooh that’ll be really cool. It reminded me of this: I always wanted a male Jynx counterpart:
http://s29.postimg.org/76oubq2l3/1370361696042s.jpg
kyoot lol
Well that would be all fine but it just screams Norse
*refresh* http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/365/4/1/mega_jynx_by_mrmenworld2010-d709qqm.png
ROTLMMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES YES YES YES JYNX FOR MEGA I SUPPORT THIS
Hoenn pokemon 4 mega
no
Yes. 🙂
jynx=life
Hoenn > Life
sinnoh > life
Mmmkay sure
inkay
Kalos 2 confirmed
New PMD confirmed
In all honesty though, Jynx is one of the ugliest Pokemon I’ve ever seen. That thing scared me as a kid.
I want it to get a mega really soon so I can nickname it Nicki Minaj and use it in contests!! She never scared me but I can say she is ugly lol – with her Jay-Z lips.
Mega-Jynx, Ice/Psychic
Ability: Refrigerate
HP: 65
Attack: 50
Defense: 30
Sp. Atk: 150 (+35)
Sp. Def: 130 (35)
Speed: 125 (+30)
I say Ice/Fairy, with Aroma Veil, that way you can set up free Calm Minds without anyone Taunting you. And also STAB Draining Kiss ^_^
I want your stat distrubutions though!!!!
Bullet punch from a lvl 1 Smeargle could take that out.
Bullet punch from a lvl 1 smeargle takes out Diancie lol
This is true, lol. But I was looking at “Mega Jynx’s” defense and HP, along with your Ice/Fairy typing. xD
T_T…. a Fairy, always with the fairy megas!
Its has a psychic control of ice and snow
*inbe4 Ian arrives* XD
whenever somebody makes a fairy typing for a Pokemon that makes no sense, I’ll be there!
I want fairy everything. Anything that gets a mega better be dual fairy from now on tbh lol
Damn it man, you’ll doom us all
And I want dragon everything. ^_^
I want Ground Everything!
LOL! I do too. I find myself classifying everything dragon or fairy
*Ahem* Well, his name is HeavyMetalFAIRY.
and about maybe 3 months or more he was HeavyMetalLamb
Lambs are fairy type. XD
Arent Lambs ariana grande fans?
Oooooooo you shady little twat! XD
I looked it up and people are saying its a “Mariah carrey fan”
so I looked her up and she sounds a lot like ariana :OOO!!!!!!)*@@&($)!!
ROTLMMFAOOOOO DIJA YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME A GOOD HEARTY LAUGH!! argh you troll too much lmfao
I’ve seen your twitter account XD
haha!!! I hardly get on my personal twitter account anymore… I mainly use my other twitter now, the one with my giveaways. Not sure if you’ve seen that one
they are electric types duh
nasty plot mmm
Oooo I didn’t know she gets that 0_0 I would run calm mind though for more sp def haha
i use one, she is a beast if she can set up
Mega-Milotic, Water/Fairy
Sirenix: causes all Water-type moves used by the Pokémon to become Fairy-type and receive a 30% boost in addition to all other modifiers.
HP: 95
Atk: 60
Def: 110 (+31)
Sp. Atk: 140 (+40)
Sp. Def: 150 (+25)
Speed: 85 (+4)
I always see Jynx as a part of the elemental (ice, electric, fire) trio with Electabuzz and Magmar. They all received a pre-evolution in gen 2, but only Electabuzz and Magmar received an evolution in Gen 4. I think Jynx should get a regular Evolution to complete the trio.
I’ve seen this so many times and I ALWAYS agree! Amen, amen, amen!
Why not a normal evolution and a mega b/c it got the short end of the stick before ;3
Yes. 😀
PREACH IT that way her stats can go up and then mega evolve to make her even more powerful
Yep! And all 3 each learned an elemental punch in Gen 2, it was Ice Punch Jynx, Electabuzz Thunderpunch, and Magmar Fire Punch. And then in later gens when move tutors came out Electabuzz got Ice Punch =(
She should definitely get a mega to match her counterparts.
they’ll just go the way of Banette and Dusknoir
they’ll give her a Mega along with Machamp
Dude I was just thinking about that yesterday. I was talking about counterparts with DefensiveBasti and realized that Machamp is pretty much Alakazam’s counterpart right? It should definitely get one in the Zygarde game
I’ve been saying this for months!
Machamp was the original Fighting Type from the Good Ol’ Days
and they had the nerve to give that overused Psychic type one but not him (OU in terms of Red and Blue)
M. Milotic with Sirenix using Hydro Pump:
A Hydro Pump + Sirenix + STAB = 214.5 BP
Sirenix?
To no offense sounds really lame
if it were to be a Fairy Type (which is 99.9999999% possible) it would just be branded with Pixiate
… No normal moves to take advantage of…
Exactly
Why would it convert Water moves to Fairy
It just makes zero sense
I understand the other Eates since Normal Moves are blank
But water to fairy is just a Hyped Fanboy’s wish
As hyped as I am, I do understand the origins behind Milotic and I do believe the ability suits it quite well. Now, am I certain this hypothetical ability is to become reality? No. Are we certain Milotic will obtain a Mega evolution? No. What we are sure is that as fans, we can speculate. Speculating is part of what makes Pokemon so intriguing and exciting. When one wishes to look down upon speculation and get’s aggravated as a consequence, I do believe that certain person needs a breath of fresh air.
Sirenix: causes all Water-type moves used by the Pokémon to become Fairy-type and receive a 30% boost in addition to all other modifiers.
Machamp
Has Mach in its name.
Can’t learn Mach Punch.
macho =/= mach
#butthatsnoneofmybuisness
“Its four ruggedly developed arms can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds”
You tell me that’s not Mach Speed.
You said it had “mach” in its name when its meant to represent “Macho” XD
It can be both. ;~;
Look it up ;)))
he learns bullet punch tho, screw logic
I just hope they correctly take advantage of Milotic’s capabilities!