We all know May wanted to be the star of Pokémon Contests, but did she even have a choice in the first place? Zack Flavin looks at one of Pokémon’s gender stereotypes.
<3 PJ
Jungle Funnies #6: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Supporters
Nick F
Smearg
Foil Island
Conglome NERD
alcremie sundae
Radiant Blutle
Zachery
Dragoniteo
Austin John Plays
Help support our work by becoming a Patron on Patreon! Swadloon Platoon members and above will be added to our site supporters list!
i was so bored…. (rf)
I posted this before, but if you thought Probopass and Kingdra were off… behold! Giovanni’s Rhyperior. (ref)
http://i.imgur.com/olCJelRl.jpg
XD what are the anyway
Oh, this is official merchandise (folders) from Pokemon Center Tokyo.
not bad
What I don’t get is that Koga is not there, Janine is.
And if Janine is there, then Blue should be, but it’s Giovanni.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
GOD DAMMIT POKEMON AND UR LOGICS AHHHHhg
I think no one cares about Blue.
And they probably just put in the most fanservice-y gym leaders.
Which probably means no one cares about Wallace either. (Unless he’s meant to be Champion. The E4 and Champs get no merch.)
Still. It’s very confusing to have HGSS artwork of them and then there’s Giovanni.
Well the original artwork was… less convincing, so I guess they chose the updated ones. And chose the cute chick over Koga.
Well Rhydon was Giovanni’s Strongest Pokemon (and it so is)
and Roxanne’s Nosepass was her Strongest
I thin their going by PWT
Despite me Hate/Loving Giovanni i want one of those whatever those are….bookmarks
folder
Whatever
Any merch with Rhyperior’s mug is worth buying
too bad i didn’t have a figure of him
Well it’s an entire plastic folder, but we always have the option of cutting out bookmarks.
We need Pokemon centers in like NYC like as a store….. Japan get all the good stuff( and france)
I want one in Florida D:
i mean NYC would be a great place to have one in America since everyone goes there
One in every state.
I can afford to go somewhere in Florida to go to a Pokemon Center.
Orlando probably
That would be a wise choice.
Or Tampa. Or Miami. All those places are at least 2-3 hours away from me.
I would say
Orlando
LA
NYC
Chicago
We used to have a Pokemon Center in Rockefeller but it was converted to the SuperStore
If i could get a Job there my life would be 75% happier
and i vist u
Wasn’t Nintendo World in NYC and it’s an OK substitute?
yea its great
Everyone’s second maybe third favorite Cascoon is here
ur my first :3
You are my favorite Skiddo!
#rivals
4lyfe
http://i.imgur.com/aZcYnq1.png
Here’s Pyram :3
(Still in early stages xD The tail from the prior redesign is still there cause i liked how it looked)
Looks awesome. Definitely better than the prior redesign 😀
And that tail looks so cute :3
Told you it looked better xD
and thanks :3
I believe ya! :3 And no problem 😀
Great design! Very nice!
Thanks :3 and Welcome back! I haven’t seen you comment in forever 😮
Yeah. It’s been a few long months finishing school but whatevs!
its been too long ;~;
So i’m watching Gaining Groudon to get me excited for ORAS and i just realized how nasally Maxie’s Voice is
He needs a more deeper subtle voice that still commands!
Or just until i bust my way through and take over the mission to get Groudon for myself
GUYS
I LOVE THIS REMIX
THE GYM LEADER THEME OMFG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a03eK-DaKfE
I love this battle video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPn7MMQpvvA
Wait til the actual lyrics start for the battle to start 😮
This is awesome :3
I agree xD It’s pure art.
http://i.imgur.com/2gmsR98.png
Pyram is finished 😀
That looks soo good. 😀 😀
Thank you :3 :3
Impressive and cute <3
Thanks Jenn :3
its good but now it kind of looks like that fire goat from that one pokemon fan game XDDDDDDD
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140210190400/capx/images/thumb/c/c3/Kidlingprofile.png/250px-Kidlingprofile.png
Not really .-. Looks more like Yveltal.
But thanks :3
Lol that is totes an yveltal
It’s Yveltal’s Mega evolution from Pokemon Art Academy.
Nice!!! Looks great! I actually do like it more this way lol
Thank you :3 I like it better than the previous two sprites 😮
Looks amazing 😀
That shading does wonders for it :3
Awesome job :3
It’s bad… 🙁
Oh why won’t a Reset Bag drop!!!
I am doing this for a cause
Because Hoenn is life <3
I hate May.
Fuck you
Fuck you too. 😀
sit on my face
sit on my face afterwards?
Its a deal 😀
AW SHIET
I love Pokejungle.
Is this an act of aggression?
I have mace.
No means no
I have no idea what that means.
Is it opposite day? :O
lol mewmew go to chat XD
Okie doki lol xD
no. 😉
When you say Mace
do you mean the spray or the blunt weapon
…
sit on my face
Uhhhh i’d kill you if i did that
Ouch
pokejungle loves you.
All must honor Pokejungle :3
finally after a gajillion punches a Reset Bag shows up
but now i wonder if i have the stomach to use it
I have 6 reset bags.
Well la di da
I have to make a big decision on whether i should use it
you can use mine if you want.
I don’t think you can trade them
But seriously
I considering resetting my Rhyperior’s EV level to start anew
What’s the current nature and spread?
Well my original plan was to go Adamant and Max Attack and Sp Def
and have a combination of Assault Vest and Sandstorm’s Rock Type Sp Def bolstering to further it allowing him to greatly withstand water and grass
But after going some thought i feel it wouldn’t work
Well I can run some calculations if you’d like of common Special threats to it to see how it would stand under those conditions?
Save your efforts for now
I gotta hit the sack, since i got to drive my brother to school tomorrow
Okey dokes 🙂 Will get them to you tomorrow 😛
Alright
I gotta make this work
Since Rhyperior is my signature Pokemon and i’m too afraid that he’ll just get snuffed out in a splash (see what i did there)
Just one question. What Ability Rhyperior? I’m assuming Solid Rock?
Ja
Everyone make love to me
Nah, we’d get halfway through it and Defeatist would kick in. Not worth my time for half the fun
I’d be faking it for you 😉
you ain’t my type hon
I would make love to you disgustingly.
I would ruin you.
since you’re a fossil pokemon would this be considered pedophillia?
primalphillia
I would make love to you majestically.
I love that song
I would jam my jelly into your reservoir of shame and discount
i would like that.
I love how nobody understands these comments. Go to the chat, and these are all a joke. I would never let everyone make love to me 😛
Alright i gotta leave
Earthen Out!
Later.
bye you earth bitch molded from the darkest area of the earths molten demonic core where one touch would melt away a person’s soul and skin and bones and burn them to the point where the scram out of sheer terror..
k lol bye 😡 :3
http://s1.postimg.org/jassgorcv/mamoswine.png
Oh, I got teh diabeetus!
OMFG THIS GOT 7 LIKES
this is beautiful though
So I decided to watch the Diamond/Pearl series of the anime again…… OH DEAR GOD THE VOICES.
I actually stopped watching the series around the D/P series.
I mean it has nostalgic value for me but… ughhhhh
Have you seen the X/Y series? If you did, is it good?
It bored me. It was the exact same as the previous seasons minus Brock and an actually independant female companion.
Oh. Well, back to training mah Pokemans. Well, not tonight but later when the sun is actually out.
Hostile in here I see…….
Its a long story xDDDD
Not really. Just joking around 😛
Doesn’t seem that way to me.
It just looks like goofing off.
I tend to act that way, and my friends know I am just messing around.
We were messing around with what we could do with the dislikes xD
Sounds like fun xD
And then to see the reactions to what we wrote. It turned out well lmao.
WHere I’m from, words like that usually lead to a ass whooping :p
Lol I said terrible things XD
But they werent sincere lol we were experimenting in chat XD
i was sincere
It ended perfectly if you ask me.
“experimenting” in chat, huh?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5hostile10me
This trooper missed the action didn’t he?
Knock Off D:
https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/479856613537243136
*gains giant jewel, gains more Sp.Attack* DA FAQ DOES THAT WORK?
Pokelogic.
As a defensive Pokemon, that SpA boost could have gone to SpDef 🙁
At least Earthen will be happy. I guess
he’s still a physical attacker XD
LMAO
Dark pulse I guess XD
Can it learn dark pulse?
Why are they tweeting so late e.e
So they can tweet about sableye while they booty call the ladies
It also lowers the Speed stat and gets Magic Bounce lmao, this thing is NOT better than Prankster Sableye imho
How do you know about that?? XD
On the official website.
Earthen is saved!
They are trying to make it a bulky attacker, send out Prankster Sableye, set up Nasty Plot, Mega, and destroy 😛 But I agree!
That doesn’t account for the damage it will likely take setting up Nasty Plot, and then with decreased Speed, it won’t be sweeping anybody 🙁
But it will be taking hits as a bulky attacker 😛
but the defense covers it I guess and magic bounce doesnt allow any hazard/status conditions
So it’s actually not THAT bad 🙂
Defense is only so good. That HP stat won’t keep it alive long. PLUS it loses priority Recover. I don’t expect to see Mega Sableye as a common Pokemon, but we’ll see 😛 Honestly, at a glance, this thing sucks ;~;
But we still haven’t gotten the game or even seen the BSTs sooo you don’t know that 😛
Think of it this way:
No spikes/toxic spikes
stealth rocks
status lowering
toxic or will o wisp or spore or anything of that category
is allowed
when mega sableye is in play.
(so this ability is basically taunt but cant stop self boosting status moves)
and its defense, if it gets + 50, it will have 125 base defense, which is pretty good still.
This is going to be used a lot now XD
I rather just have more defense and keep prankster. But whatever. A mega is a mega
Lame :I
I ain’t even mad. Sableye’s Special Movepool Rocks!
On the official ORAS website, it says ‘Mega Sableye Shines Bright’
Ah, I get it.
Shine bright.
Cause it has a jewel, that shines.
Good job Pokemon. Just. Good job.
Shine bright like a diamond ~~~~
B-But it has a ruby….
No… just… no
Pokemon, just stahp with the puns.
mega sableye has magic bouce as its ability so yeah that sucks
I guess Mega Sableye is banished to the Megas that look cool but aren’t as good as their normal selves section.
At least garchomp won’t be lonely anymore
Garchomp deserved it. He’s a douche
Lol. A lot of people like life orb magic garud alakazam better than mega Alakazam. But I think trace is useful sometimes. One time I traced a greninja protea. And sweep ;3
It’s like the new Megas so far are being made to counter specific things. Mega Sceptile was made to counter Rotom-W. Mega Sableye appears made to counter Cresselia. Mega Swampert seems made to counter Rain teams that spam Thunder.
havent rain teams suffered enough XD
Rain teams haven’t suffered enough until they’ve gad a taste of the pan they’ve caused over the years
yes, all the pan. not the pain.
Cresselia get’s moonblast though and I don’t think anybody uses that thing anymore. Isn’t it like ru?
More common in Doubles. And Japan loves doubles xD
I battled one the other day. It versus my Shuckle. It was a stall war but I won.
I hate stall wars XD I usually just rage quit
Ugh. Me as well. :/
NL also just said on Chat, it might be for Dark Void Smeargle too
Is Ziia on?
LMFAO DEFENSIVE, THAT WAS THE BEST BATTLE EVER LOL DON’T EVEN CARE THAT I LOST. the intensity!!
Holy shit I hope you saved that. That was the absolute best battle EVER
I did LOOL
Can I see the Battle Video? 😀
Yes! Can you give me the code? That stall though…
XLSW-WWWW-WWW8-XGMJ 😀
such a turn! I’m upset my latios and houndoom did barely anything -3-
That happened to me the battle before you… Thanks! Do you have Skype BTW?
weird XD and I do but I’m not on it too often D: its pikaziia i think.
Awesome. Me and some friends were wondering. I’ll add you. :3
O: oh! okay :’D