Sorry for the slight delay, as I got struck with a severe headache and a bad temper. But I persevered to bring you the ultimate winners of the PJM 2014 Writing Contest!
I received 10 round two submissions, all of them which were excellent! You all did a great job guys. Choosing two winners proved to be a daunting task. But the big winner was a clear-cut case for me, as I absolutely loved his history of Pokémon before Pokémon even existed. So I hereby declare the following Pokéjungler as the absolute first winner of the PJM Writing Contest:
James Hurst with Capsule Monsters: The Pre-evolution to Pokémon
The second winner was a though choice between four favorites, but I ultimately went with:
ShinyXatu with MissingNo.: The Acceptable Glitch
Both will get contacted for further details regarding fine tuning their articles within the course of next week. And of course, we can’t forget to mention their prize. Each will get a free printed copy of the magazine, including free shipping :). The others will get the chance of seeing their articles up on the site, starting as early as next week. I’ll contact them if that’ll be the case.
While I get back to work off-screen, I would like to address the confusion that arose around the Art Contest. This is most likely my own fault as I was extremely exhausted writing the introduction article and seemingly forgot to write a general description.
The purpose of the Art Contest is to receive high quality (in technical terms) digital art commonly found on sites such as Deviantart. The winner will see his article taking up one whole page, so it has to be something suitable to be blown up so much. It will be very much like a big ad in a magazine, but without the advertising. For technical details, click here. If you still have some questions about the contest, be sure to hit me up with an email (found in the article) or just shoot it at me in the comments.
I’m off for now, my head still pounds with the force of one million suns. Happy commenting, and don’t be afraid of being banned quickly, the Headmaster wasn’t trying to intimidate anyone :).
~Daedardus~
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Anyone else notice
“I’m off for now, my head still pounds with the force of one million suns. Happy commenting, and don’t be afraid of being banned quickly, the Headmaster wasn’t trying to intimidate anyone :).”
They do stalk us!
Why u hate me bby :/
Gtfo
Seriously what?
I’m gonna go.
I’ve got tests tomorrow and stuff so yeah.
Night.
I’ll be lurking.
Good night.
Still no shiny Sableye. :/
I want to join the MM Turtwig race!
well looks like I beat you all there XD
Hey. Listen.
Hush you.
To each his own uniqueness.
I just came to share that video with you guys, so I’ll be off once again. Lickitung, we’re gonna have a talk later, because you’re probably reading this.
who have any extra qualot berries?
90 eggs and no shiny tepig. Bummer, but I won’t give up.
I remember the day when people said, I’m only on 90 eggs XD
i give up after 30 eggs:P
I give up after 5 XD
Aint nobody got time fo dat
defensive got a shiny in his first egg and heavy a goomy on his 10 egg WITHOUT THE SHINY CHARM.-.
Lol I remember sitting on my couch watching tv when Defensive texted me a picture of that oshawott.
I hatched a shiny gastly in ONE egg WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.
I’m on 600 something…
Check out this picture I made of the False Prophet!
http://i.imgur.com/z5HX5EQ.jpg
reddit didn’t like it very much XD
http://www.reddit.com/r/twitchplayspokemon/comments/1yusqb/what_the_false_prophet_does_to_released_pokemon/
Thou shalt pay for thoust crimes ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!
Love it, I made this earlier in honor of our holiness.
Thanks it was my first time trying to shade a drawing I did on the computer!
Yours is really funny! XD
Well you did a good job! and thanks xD R.I.P. DUX tho :'(
Yeah 🙁
What program did you use? That looks too neat to be MS Paint… unless it is…
Alright i’m off to bed Later
Bye guys!!! Gotta get some sleep!
Hai?..
I feel so angry because I get nothing in Masuda Method yet in EV training I keep getting unintended shinies… like Foongus #2 and Bellsprout…
(I had some dude in gamefaqs hack me a shiny pinsir just so I can look at it while waiting for the “real thing”…)
LET IT GOOOO
As much as I want to sing along, it would cause so much spam XD
But Jordin…. just…
LET IT GOOOOO
Not this song… lol. xD
Ohhh yes it is! *Stomps feet on ground*
HERE I STANDDD
AND HERE I STAYYY
You’re such a manly man. I’m jealous. :/
So true bby! (‘-‘)/
Only a manly man listens to that song on repeat a thousand times. I know it by heart already! LOL
Hey, do you wanna build an Abomasnowman?
Only with you! 😡
Wow
That awkward moment….
Chico, you are one good looking guy ;)))
ohai
Thanks you! xDD
H-How could you D:
It’s Jordin’s fault. The song made him all hormonal and wouldn’t leave me alone.
HORMONAL LMFAO
After all that time we spent trading together, this is what I come home to!?
You took too long. 🙁
What can I say? I’m a horny teen, my whoremones are out of control :/
I CAN’T
Just let it goo, let it goo! Turn away and slam the door!
AND I DON’T CARE, WHAT THEY’RE GOING TO SAYYY
LET THE SPAM RAGE ONNNN!
The cold never bothered me anyway.
*Awesome upbeat tune plays*
*castle falls down*
You need to calm those whoremones there young man.
Chico has spoken
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHICO
And you go prepare me a bath before I catch frostbite.
Want me to join you? 😉
TC is very protective, he wouldn’t like that….
Brandon will join as well 😉
No.
fuq u
With something hard and sand paperyy!
Oh burn lol xD here Chandy a souvenir 😉
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWURo6wasvlAaV_ty6cvIYZd3JZzaygiYV5ht6A_UpyLcnPR9oPw
:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It’ll be ice cold, I so mad at you.
Srry bby. Jordin just wouldn’t let it go….
Catch who now?
(‘-‘)/ PRAISE THE CHICOMON
LET IT GO
LET IT GO~
ur cheating on us
No… I’m just taking a break…. :p
oh
i see
we’re over ;(((
True, true.
Have you seen Frozen? 😀
Uh, heck yeah!
Basti <3
Hello. •_•
😀
•_•
:I
O_O
I laughed harder than I should have
So did I. LOL. No one saw that coming.
I didn’t LOL
Them eyes thoughhh. ;D
Awesome, wasn’t it!? :DD
It was beautiful! Gives me hope for humanity!
I think you guy’s should sing it louder xD
put your heart into it 😉 lol
Don’t give him ideas…. I would probably be able to hear him from my house.
Awe come on you know you want to hear a Jordin/Chandy duet XD
Not Elsa’s frozen heart! :O
LET THE STORM RAGE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*with attitude* The cold never bothered me anyway. *hair flip*
*snaps fingers in Z formation* you bettah freeze bitch
you want a hot body, you want a Maserati, you bettah freeze betch
I love when she unclips her hair and lets it go! There’s just something sexy about that scene XD
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/d2/52/02/d25202cd8750d6ff9f08d8c83e677bc2.jpg
The few seconds before it add to the sexiness too XD
*Bookmarked*
dem whoremones
In comes Rocket activating whoremones in the jungle xD
HERE WE GO:
http://img.pandawhale.com/98494-let-it-go-gif-Elsa-hair-unclip-p2ui.gif
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ USE BOOKMARK ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
NOOOOOOOO I’M VERY UPSET RIGHT NOW. Also, did you guys bring this up because I’m finally watching Frozen? 😛
Go find her Jordin. Don’t come back ’till you do!
THIS IS THE PART:
http://static.tumblr.com/9ef5f16826bcba9e5ddd1da968a1705e/uvb3a3f/DN1myqh8l/tumblr_static_tumblr_myqa6ym35d1rit0rho1_250.gif
In her head she’s like “Jordin Bby”
In my head I’m like “Chico bby”
Can you undo your hair like her though?
I’ll do whatever you want me to do, even if it is impossible 😉
I like where this is going….
Me tooo ;)))
Woah, woah, woah! Woah. Hold your whoremones bro!
He was just going to make me some dinner.
Exactly 😀
Woah woah woah woah! gtfo he’s mine betch
Ladies ladies,I’m sure Chico thinks your both very beautiful xD
Whoremones are raging tonight….
Not any more :/ This Mega Stone needs some sleep for that FCAT tomorrow!
BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! THE CHOSEN ONE!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BEWARE THE CUBAN MONSTER ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
I’M DYING OMFG LOLOLOL!!
Like you said, there can only be one! Now you die
GO JORDIN FIGHT FOR YO MAN GURL!
My milk sister is BETRAYING ME?! :OOO
:O of course not milk brother xD
Do ma flavor gurl, HOLD MA WEAVE!
do ma flavor
Do me a flavor*
Want me to do you grape?
Lol no.
I got dis,lemme hold ya shoes
*flicks hair*
Guud, guud, I shall pick them up tomorrow! Goodnight everyone 🙂
Goodnight bby 😡
They’ll be sparklin, goodnight Jordin 🙂
Don’t forget to pick up that hair clip when you go to school tomorrow. 😡
Living in her room all isolated all of these years, I’d imagine she would use some sort of entertainment.
Maybe she’ll make her own youknowhat out of ice and it will glide smoothly! Maybe that’s why she wanted Anna to go away!
*Dies laughing*
She could make a Jordin statue out of ice to remind her of you.
Oh I thought everybody had a Jordin statue made out of ice already? Just me..?
I lost mine. :/
I don’t know whether to up or down vote that for so many reasons.
Was it too inappropriate? I was only trying to make a joke 😐
no no, not that (though for this site some may argue that). i’m just saying that there’s a personal conflict for me here haha.
Thanks for getting this stuck in my head…Doesn’t help that I know all of the lyrics >.<
IT’S QUATER TO 4 IN THE UK. YOU’RE ALL LIGHT WEIGHTS! 😉
In the afternoon, I suppose?
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/what-happens-when-you-sing-a-google-translate-version-o-1521122320
Watch. You’ll thank me.
Hey, you came from the chat! 😀
Yup! Congrats on second place btw!
Thanks so much! 😀
You’re welcome! :3
It’s so unfair…
Torterra should have gotten Petal Blizzard…
petal blizzard should have been special(oh roserade you could have been more amazing) but nope
That’s my complaint. 🙁
I know, right? They make a great new physical grass move and only give it to specially-oriented pokemon. Troll freak strikes again.
No, Grass type needs more physical moves. Seriously.
Torterra could have done so much more but it can’t learn it even though Venusaur and Meganium could.
I guess the bottom of this comment section….
is Frozen…..
…
XD
So Lopunny! XD Goodnight Iggy 🙂
Nights like these make me love PJN. I gotta get started on homework though. I’m gonna have this song in my head now. I guess I’ll just have to let it go…. See ya! 😡
Maybe she has a statue of you too!
I wouldn’t be surprised! ;D
Good luck with homework bby, goodnight! 😀 <3
*looks around for TC* :xx
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Goodnight!
Night! 🙂
I hope the cold doesn’t bother you 😀
I’ve got plenty of blankets!! 😛
Hope you love SUMMER
Maybe…
Goodnight Chico 🙂 remember to let it go~
Fuk, I just lost my hair clip. ;_;
:O Did you throw it in a sassy way? xD
Yeah, but I was so into the moment when I undid my hair that I don’t know where it went. :/
Check where there’s ice xD it may magically appear tomorrow!
There’s no ice in Florida! ;_; I’m screwed.
The sunshine state! freezer?
I’m in need of a Salamence or a female Bagon/Shelgon with good IVs.
Sorry, don’t have one =/
I might be able to get you one. Might.
If you can’t that’s okay. I’ll just cross breed. Thanks!
Goodnight everyone, stay warm! 😀
Goodnight!
Night! 😡
:xxx
Not a problem for California 😉
Nor Puerto Rico :3
So exotic 😛
Goodnight! O_O
Night :xxx
I think Lickitung hates me now for some reason :/
I don’t :xxxx
Bby :xxxxxx
What it be? Who’s still here?
I’m here whenever I’m awake XD
jiro whats up, we battle this week remember:P
battled
I’m here!
HI hO! buddies, I’m back after my 6 days straight 13 hour shift X( , but the pain is gone now that I’m with y’all!
Yay! 😀 Take a load off in the Jungle!
yes sir! but when I’m on NO ONES HERE! XD! I’m always the last pj leaving comments at night!
I just happened to go on last night and saw your comment and felt so touched that you did so much work and came here to congratulate me ;D It was a perfect sendoff for my night.
AWWWWW :…….D you just made my night now! THANKS! and i will always support anyone here! this is my 3rd family! lol! and its good to feel appreciated! THANKS once again @shinyxatu
Of course, my friend! 😀 Have a good night!
thanks you too, and now I’m off to watch community! bYE! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!
Here’s your Gijinka!
I wanna battle before bed. Who’s up for it?!
I have Geometry in front of me that I should be doing. PokeJungle is so distracting though…
Oh I understand completely!
Yeah I’m probably going to finish this now and study, now that I think about it XD have a good night!
Good night!
*Geomancy
Dwayne the rock Johnson.
Is that the legendary for Pokemon Plus and Minus? xD
Shauna just said “Wow, you caught a Pikachu!” I didn’t catch a Pikcahu.
#SlowShauna
RLY?