The previously postponed Pokémon GO Safari Zone events in Europe are now just around the corner!

On September 16, official Pokémon GO Safari Zone activities will be taking place at Unibail-Rodamco Shopping Centers located in CentrO in Oberhausen (Germany), Les Quatre Temps in Paris (France) and La Maquinista in Barcelona (Spain).

At each Pokémon GO Safari Zone event, ticket holder Trainers will be able to…

  • Receive special 2 km Eggs from the various PokéStops found at each of these shopping centers
  • Take advantage of Lures that will be activated all day at each PokéStop at the event
  • Enjoy higher spawn rates of rare Pokemon such as Kangaskhan, Chansey, Larvitar, Shiny Pikachu, Shiny Magikarp, and various forms of Unown
  • Get a special in-game medal and an in-real-life “Trainer Kit”
  • Meet and catch up with your fellow trainers in team lounges

However, in order to optimize the experience for all Trainers attending, Gym and Raid Battles will not be available at these shopping centers during the events.

Trainers will soon be able to reserve free, nontransferable tickets to each of the Pokémon GO Safari Zone events taking place on September 16. To receive a QR Code, which is required to participate in the event, the person who claims the ticket must be over the age of 13 and be present with a valid photo ID. Trainers who aren’t able to get tickets will be able to discover and catch some of the Pokémon found at the Pokémon GO Safari Zones events throughout the city where the shopping centers are located.

In addition, new dates for the event taking place in Denmark, Czech Republic, Sweden, and The Netherlands have also been announced:

  • October 7, 2017
    • Fisketorvet—Copenhagen, Denmark
    • Centrum Černý Most—Prague, The Czech Republic
  • October 14, 2017
    • Mall of Scandinavia—Stockholm, Sweden
    • Stadshart Amstelveen—Amstelveen, The Netherlands

For information on how you can reserve tickets, and any further updates you can had to your local shopping center’s official Facebook page.

In related news, the first EX Raid Pass invitations has been sent out to participate at raids in Seattle and San Francisco – Taking place on September 7th from 6pm-8pm.

Seems like Niantic has learned a thing or two from Go Fest – will you be attending the Safari Zone events in Europe?

  • Ultron

    This sounds really fun…I want it to come to the US (and specifically where I live)

    • I think it’s safe to say we’ll be getting one annual event similar to GO Fest in atleast one major US city per year. Our time will come. haha

      • Ultron

        I hope so..I’ve been dying for another event to come out for GO. An electric one would be nice.

  • Lowkey pressed ’cause I live in Bellevue, battle that gym regularly (literally live a few blocks away from it), and if it weren’t for the fact that I’m in Singapore for summer vacation I might’ve been able to get an EX Raid Pass invite lmao

  • Shady

    Do u like Turner design? http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1504638495001.jpg

    • Desu-er Seraph

      Some are good
      Other’s are less so

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      All except Buzzwole.

      Yes, I like Vanilluxe 😡

      • Shady

        I don’t mind Vanilluxe at all ……Buzzwole is incredible even if don’t look like pkmn actually most UB does

    • They’re fine I guess

    • Ultron

      Yeah, they’re pretty good. I like all these.

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Actually yes I do.They’re actually some of the best designs in the series.

    • Golden_Flygon

      I will always be proud that he made Golurk’s design a thing

      • Shady

        He does too I think he said he’s proud of his turquoise giant.

      • EarthenWarrior

        I wish Golurk was a bit better same with Guzzlord

    • Butter Geek

      Yeah! I’m excited to see What else he’ll design

  • UnburdenedLegume

    I forgot how much fun Skyward Sword was! I’m happy i found my old Wii while cleaning out the attic 🙂

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Eight lockers I’ve had….
    Every single one was fucking broken
    Why?

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Well Poketransporter is getting an update
    It’s probably for Gold and Silver but maybe something interesting lies beneath.

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Corocoro draws near

    • Fedex

      A few days time??

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Pretty much

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Prolly not until next Monday at the earliest so don’t start holding your breath just yet lol

        • Fedex

          I can barely hold it now :O

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Watch it bring nothing new

      • Desu-er Seraph

        4th Lycanroc forme

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I wish

          • Fedex

            I have a good feeling about sept’ corocoro :]

  • Shady
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  • I do kinda admire they still support Go

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      It CAN be a good game. In it’s high’s it’s pretty fun actually. They just leave long stretches of lows where nothing is happening. What they need to continue to do is push out small stuff all the time like those events where certain Pokemon spawn more than other times. Plus maybe other small things too. there are too many months where it’s easy to fall off.

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Reminder
    Mega Gardevoir is UU
    Jirachi is UU
    Rotom Wash is UU

    STARAPTOR IS BL

    • Butter Geek

      Reminder
      I should get into competetive, these words mean nothing to me rn

    • Golden_Flygon

      Although I appreciate Staraptor has been borderline in usage after all this time, yeah this is pretty absurd that it’s high then those 3.

      • Sunny

        Do not underestimate the Best Regional Bird (Post-Talonflame nerf).

        • Ultron

          Best birb

    • UU has all my favorites yesss

    • EarthenWarrior

      *Sulks*
      I can’t do it, every team has Wash Rotom now….the only thing that counters it is Rhyperior trying to Metal Burst it…

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Grass types exist
        But that isn’t the issue
        Gardevoir is…

        • EarthenWarrior

          UU is my IAN Team

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Lemme put it this way
            Gardevoir breaks everything in the tier, it 2hkos everything, not even rotom wash stands a chance
            The thing is fucking broken and needs to go

          • EarthenWarrior

            let’s just put them all into a trash compactor
            Also give Golisopod Tough Claws

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Can you please grow a brain?

          • EarthenWarrior

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Why can’t it leave BL ;-;

      • Desu-er Seraph

        I dunno

  • Fedex

    I think with Talonflame they should have made his gale wings active as long as it had 50% hp or more.
    It would retain balance without destroying it’s ability. I hope they fix this.

  • Desu-er Seraph

    *Jirachi drops to UU*
    Most People: IT CAN SPAM FLINCH OH MY GAWSH
    Me: It gets Wish Stealth Rock and U turn…. Defensive Rachi

  • Butter Geek

    Next time on the Pokemon Ultra Sun Moon anime:
    https://archive-media-1.nyafuu.org/vp/image/1484/80/1484802008878.jpg

    • Desu-er Seraph

      DOUBLE D

  • Butter Geek
  • I bought a Fanta from the school vending machine but it just gave me water instead.

    .-.

    • RIP

    • EarthenWarrior

      Damn vending machine elves!
      They’re always trying to hoard the Delicious sodas

  • Oh god, I have double Earth Science today…

    • EarthenWarrior

      lucky

  • Butter Geek

    Why exactly is Alomuk Dark? I love him, but I kinda wish he’d be the second gen VII Poison/Rock type

    • EarthenWarrior

      it is very simple
      Grimer and Muk were brought over overseas to Alola as organic living waste management, they used to only eat filth and ordinary garbage but the Alolans shifted its diet to man-made wastes, this created a new special toxin in their digestion system that drastically increased its metabolism, now its viciously hungry around the clock, always wanting to be fed garbage, so much that its willing to break apart stuff and eat it

    • Desu-er Seraph

      ITS GOD

    • EarthenWarrior

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


  • Ugh, just listening to this opening makes me wanna get Persona 3

    • Phantom Govnah

      we need PS2 to PS4 Persona 3 and 4

      • I mean, there’s always Golden on the PS Vita or Portable on the PSP (those might be hard to come by now tho)

  • http://www.rollingstone.com/glixel/features/splatoon-2-hideo-kojima-nintendo-japanese-games-w501322

    Q: You once said that when you went to work for Kojima at Konami, you possessed “westerner’s knowledge” that was a hindrance rather than a help.

    A: “Hindrance” is probably not the word. It is a hindrance if you persist in that way of thinking while the team is going in a different direction.

    It’s not just language. It’s a way to perceive games, and the user. I see it on Splatoon right now. You look at Splatoon, and then people look at Overwatch. These are two totally different games. Overwatch is a self-service game. You boot the game and say, “Hey, I like this mode. I like this character. And I’m only ever going to play this mode, this character, and this map.” You’re like, “I’m going to get what I want.”

    But in Japan, everything is tailored. You’ve probably heard Sheena Iyengar’s TED talk, in which she went to a restaurant in Japan and tried to order sugar in her green tea. The people at the cafe said, “One does not put sugar in green tea,” and then, “We don’t have sugar.” But when she ordered coffee instead, it did come with sugar! In Japan, there’s a sense of, “We’re making this thing for you, and this is how we think this thing is better enjoyed.” This is why, in Splatoon, the maps rotate every couple of hours. And the modes change. “I bought this game. Why can’t I just enjoy this game the way I want?” That’s not how we think here. Yes, you did buy the game. But we made this game. And we’re pretty confident about how this game should be enjoyed. If you stick with us, and if you get past your initial resistance, you’re going to have the time of your life with this game. You’re really going to love it.

    Nintendo knows what you like more than you do you fucking idiot.

    This is why we have a smartphone app for voice chat

    • Desu-er Seraph

      That’s … an interesting way to look at it
      I half agree and half don’t
      I mean honestly this feels like a shitty excuse to disregard their mistakes….
      But, as much as I hate to admit this, they aren’t entirely wrong…..
      Games seem to crash when they focus too much on listening to feedback and nothing else
      I mean look at friggin Insurgence the game’s a bloody mess
      I guess the key is finding the balance

      • But they are disregarding any ciritcism that could actually help them. They KEPT the Squid Sisters/Off The Hook intro that everybody hated after the first 2 times, they kept the shitty lobbies that didn’t let you leave, they kept not being able to switch weapons in the lobby and they kept the map rotation.

        All things basically everyone hated. They only reason Splatoon 2 is good is because the gameplay is just that good. It’s game play keeps it worth buying but these small things keep it from being as good as it could be

        • Desu-er Seraph

          True true
          I honestly see the merits and both sides, they’re just absolutely shitty at balancing between them

          • And it’s so patronizing being told this is better than what you want. Maybe it is a western mentality but when the west is a huge chunk of your market you gotta pander to that.

          • Desu-er Seraph

            I mean… again, the other side has benefits too, you gotta make sure to give those credit too

          • Yeah totally. But when your entire fan base is asking you to change something you may wanna consider doing that

          • Desu-er Seraph

            I know
            I ain’t arguin with ya, I know there’s need for change
            it’s just that well…. honestly sometimes people seriously do ask for a bit too much

          • But not in Splatoon’s case.

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Yeah that’s true

            Pokemon’s a whole different… monster

          • Well this developer doesn’t work on Pokémon but I wonder how much this ideology translates over to pokemon’s design

          • Desu-er Seraph

            I would say it did until gen 6
            ….(ironically Pokemon would have worked for the better if they actually stuck with it)

          • I don’t think that’s the issue. This thinking basically just comes down to “this is exactly how we want you to play this” but that’s not the problem with recent Pokemon games.

            It’s the laziness spawned by the feeling that kids only care about mobile games and not understanding their audience

          • Desu-er Seraph

            That is true

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Holy sh1t I actually can teambuild again
    I have RU and UU ready

  • So the Pokémon Company told Nintendo that the Switch would fail…

    In Japan…
    Where handhelds always sell better than consoles..

    Do they even know their market?

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      I mean did Ishihara say it to Nintendo straight up or did he just say he thought it would fail? I got the sense that he only thought it would fail, but didn’t necessarily say something to Nintendo…..then again I didn’t read the article entirely and only saw a snippet.

      • “There’s one last noteworthy excerpt from Bloomberg’s interview with Pokemon CEO Tsunekazu Ishihara. As part of the discussion, Ishihara spoke about he initially doubted Switch’s success, and even told Nintendo as such.”

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Ah didn’t get that last part of the sentence I guess. Well either way that says more about TPC rather than GF so it’s not like there would have been any doubt that main Pokemon games would be going to the Switch. GF seems hesitant, but that’s because it’s a relatively new road for them to travel. Ishihara being negative about the Switch is a bit odd in general.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Got the rest of the week off! Gives me time to binge The Flash and maybe do 1 more Nuzlocke challenge in ORAS 🙂

    • Butter Geek

      Did you see other Arrowverse series? Arrow, Supergirl, Legends of Tommorow? (But you should watch them in the order they aired for it to fully make sense, so Arrow before Flash)

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Arrow and Legends yes

        • Butter Geek

          Supergirl is great too

  • So basically

    Pokemon is more interested in mobile games

    Pokemon thinks mobile games give a better gaming experience than consoles or handhelds

    Pokemon is so scared to take risks they made USUM instead of spending more time dedicated developing a Switch game

    Now they are going quiet on USUM

    Nintendo just buy GameFreak in its entirety already. They don’t know what they’re doing

    • Butter Geek

      So basically

      You’re salty and overreacting (…again)

      • How am I overreacting.

        GameFreak is embarrassing itself every single time it talks

        • Butter Geek

          Compare yourself to everybody else. WE aren’t overreacting.

          • Because this place is dead af? Probably because GF is doing everything to kill hype at this point

          • Butter Geek

            You take (usually little) bad things that GF does and you act like all of their games just turned into trash. Stop being so pessimistic! Do a casual Sun/Moon playthrough, that’s a great reminder of how great GF is right now!

          • Desu-er Seraph

            That’s literally the exact opposite of a reminder
            Play a fangame like Sage to really get the gist of what Pokemon should feel like. I literally lost my hope for the franchise for a bit until sage revived how amazing it felt

          • (They censored it because I had swears in it and I didn want to type it all out again)

          • Butter Geek

            If the franchise has been that strong for 20 years, it doesn’t need giant changes, if 20 years from now the games will be as diffrent from USUM as USUM is from RBG almost everyone will be satisfied.

          • Strip away the fancy graphics and extraneous features and RBY and SuMo are the same game at its core.

            Meanwhile you play Zelda 1 and Ocarina of time and have a totally different experience.

            So many people stopped buying Pokémon because of how similar every game is. They need to change it up in some major way but GF is too scared to do that

          • Butter Geek

            And most people are fine with that. I personally think it’s a good thing, makes the franchise strong. It’s very diffrent from the changing Nintendo franchises. Both the Zelda and Mario changing way and the Pokemon very simmilar way are ways to build strong franchises.

          • It’s a “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” approach. The formula works fine. A CRT television probably works just fine too but the TV has been improved over the years and is a better product. Pokemon has stayed the same and is the same product.

            Pokemon sells well among its fans. Not as much outside it’s dedicated fan base with the exceptions being X and Y (first 3D games) and Sun and Moon (20th anniversary)

            The rest of people aren’t really interested. And what’s the number one reason why? It’s more of the same. Never changing.

          • Butter Geek

            You can say that about Nintendo as a whole. BotW is like XY of Zelda (It’s still amazing, just the Switch thing was a Big factor in the sales) Franchises like Mario/Zelda will always sell better than Pokemon. And face it, the fact that Mario has changed so much is mostly because It’s bigger than pokemon.

          • “BOTW is the XY of Zelda”

            First off,

            No.

            No! You can not compare X and Y to Breath of the Wild, that is insane.

            When Pokémon came out, it WAS bigger than Mario.

            Red and Blue global sales was 31.37m while Mario 64 sold 11.89m globally

            Because it was new and different and amazing. And GameFreak wants that back. But those days are gone. We can’t keep doing what Red and blue did with new graphics and Pokémon.

            It has to change now

          • Desu-er Seraph

            M8 back off Starry, you get salty over saying your digital fursuit isn’t perfect

          • Butter Geek

            That has nothing to do with this. You have to admit, Star is pessimistic about GF.

            PS: Of course I know He’s not perfect, I admited that on multiple times

          • Desu-er Seraph

            I know, I’m just saying you have no reason to judge or call her salty if you can be the same yourself

          • Butter Geek

            I just don’t want my hype to be killed by Star every time GF says something.

          • Desu-er Seraph

            And I don’t enjoy watching every single game I gas up end up being shitholes everyone hates on
            You can’t control the world

          • If me dissecting game freak’s terrible attitude about games kills your hype then you had little hype to begin with

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        All she said was technically true tho

        • Butter Geek

          The fact that the world is f*cking dead in a 100 years for sure, either from AI uprising, WWIII or Global Warming is technically correct too. But we don’t talk about that everyday.

          • Wtf are you on about?

          • Butter Geek

            Just calling something “technically true” is a horrible argument

          • So is “stop pointing out glaring issues in a company”

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            It isn’t now? You seemed disappointed by the fact that Star was angry and I was just pointing out that her anger was justified due to the fact that this was technically true AKA a real issue

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Pokemon having a bad streak
            Global warming killing everyone

            I believe that’s what we call… rocket jumping the fucking shark

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Uh?

            1) 100 years is wayy too short
            2) All these causes are pretty invalid for destroying the world in 100
            2.a) AI urprising is a thing that will never happen, there are a lot of documentaries covering that
            2.b) WWIII is a thing that may happen but we haven’t had a major war between strong countries since almost a centurie, we’re pretty pacific rn believe it or not
            2.c) Global warning is a big issue but it can’t end the world from rn in 100 years

            3) Yeah we don’t talk about these problems very often, but, we still do. Like, why can’t we talk about the problems with GF in a pokemon website now? Just because we complain a lot? We don’t even complain as much.

            4) Yes GF is great, but they’re messing up lately and is normal for people to be angry at that. get over it

          • My only problem really is that Game Freak is keeping us in the dark about almost everything about the game.

    • Desu-er Seraph

      *Salad noises*

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Me in an alternate dimension if I took drugs:

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Remember when Primarina was the premier Fairy of UU
    AHAHAHAHAHAH
    AHAHAH
    AHA
    AHAAHAHHA

    Mega Gardevoir is a cancer that needs to be eliminated from UU

    • Is Primarina still in UU?

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Yep
        UU is kinda a shithole at the moment… like it’s REAAAAALLLY bad

    • EarthenWarrior

      At least if I come across Pangoro or Aerodactyl can counter it

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Mega Gardevoir needs to go

  • Desu-er Seraph
  • Desu-er Seraph

    Shoutout to focus miss

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Is aura sphere Kommo-o REALLY too much to ask for?

  • Howard Moskowitz was a research marketer who was tasked with finding the perfect spaghetti sauce for Prego.

    What he found was that there was no one perfect flavor. He suggested they make a chunky flavor, something no one was doing at the time. Something no one even knew they wanted. It was a huge success and now chunky pasta sauce is sold everywhere.

    People often don’t know they want something if they don’t know it exists.

    Pokemon needs to learn this lesson. Taking risks and trying new things totally new and never tried before is the key to success. Pokémon Switch should totally changes the formula up the way Mario 64 did to the other Mario 2D platformers

    • Butter Geek

      If they called Shuffle/Colloseum/Pokken a main series game, would you be happy? That’d be a change!

      • Shuffle and Pokken are totally different games with totally different core mechanics. Not even the same genre.

        That’s like calling Majora’s Mask a spinoff.

        Colosseum and XD are basically main series games and do have a very different feel but GameFreak pretends that never happened

        • Butter Geek

          Odddyssey and Super Mario Bros are totally diffrent games too

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            They’re still platformers, shuffle and Pokken are different genres

      • Why Shuffle? I’d think if any spin off’s were considered main series I’d think Conquest would top Shuffle 100%!

    • Desu-er Seraph

      My personal answer, make the game more open worldy. Sure, keep the Pokemon esque plotline but give trainers the ability to explore the region in the order they wish and have the wild battles scale to them

      • This

        I also think they need to make the battle system more involved. Pokemon is like the only major RPG still using this turn based system.

        Take some cues from the Mario RPGs or Xenoblade

        • Desu-er Seraph

          Yaaaas I got this’d by starchann

        • Yeah, but consider this…

          Everyone will only use the fastest Pokémon and crush everything

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            how

          • Because no turns means it will all vary on a Pokémon’s speed for how it will attack and how many times in a row

            Take something like Ninjask and put it v.s. Reuniclus for example

            Ninjask is way faster than a Reuniclus, so it would be able to use attack after attack without worry of a counterattack because Reuniclus would never get a chance in between the multiple attacks dealt to it

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            What you described is some kind of ATB system, which doesn’t work well with Pokemon so I’d Imagine that they would make a different battle system with a more balanced speed stat

          • I’d be ok with that

          • Doesn’t sound much different from OU

  • Desu-er Seraph
  • Desu-er Seraph
  • Ughhhh, high school Spanish is hard

  • http://persona-dance.jp/
    Waiting for these games is hard too


    • Also, this trailer is still amazing, even if I can’t understand what Morgana is saying half of the time

      • Auragar

        It’s showtime! Joker! Ryuji! Princess Ann! Makoto? Persona 5 Dancing Star Night! Releasing Spring 2018! [Not sure what she says here, probably something about visiting the official website?] Nyaaa-ho! (Cat meow.)

        • Yeah, I got that. Also, It’s technically “Lady Ann” as that’s what Morgana refers to her as. Also also, Morgana’s a boy

          • Phantom Govnah

            TIME TO GO TO SLEEP :3

          • Auragar

            *equips Sleep Gem and calls Kawakami for a massage*

          • Auragar

            Yeah I suppose that makes sense considering the localization. And eh Morgana is genderless but I prefer referring to her as a female because it makes more sense to me.

  • 9 more days until Samus Returns oh my goddddd

    • Daedardus

      I’m excited to hear who this Samus actually is and what she wants to do with Metroid, is she interested in him?

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Keep in mind this legit happened
    Teacher: what’s the longest running reality tv show
    My class: *increasingly stupid answers”
    Me: *mutters to the teacher* maybe you should tell us before we go too deep in the rabbit hole

    • And what were those increasingly stupid answers?

      • Desu-er Seraph

        You don’t want to know

        • That makes me want to know even more

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Nope

          • Cops” first aired on March 11, 1989 on FOX. It is currently in its 28th season with new episodes airing on Spike TV. “Cops” is considered the longest-running reality show on the air today.Nov 30, 20

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Yep, that’s the correct answer apparently

    • Daedardus

      The news.

  • Desu-er Seraph

    I actually am enjoying RU
    Zydoge isn’t really OP as people claimed it to be

    • EarthenWarrior

      Sigh i need to find a new groove on Showdown…
      its like the siren’s call, and i need to answer it, parts of my brain feed and crave a battle and inning to feel regular…

      • Desu-er Seraph

        ITS GROOVY
        Actually a better analogy is that you found a chainsaw, plunged it into your scrotum and continue to do it again and again to see how much you can take

        • EarthenWarrior

          dafaq’s wrong with you
          there’s no way i’m gonna to my own balls

  • Desu-er Seraph

    I feel as dead as this site right now

  • Shady

    How can he banished his own son? http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1504666195023.png

    • Desu-er Seraph

      What depth of tumblr was this conjured from?

      • Probably an Arceus RP blog. RP blogs are common

        • Desu-er Seraph

          But why is someone roleplaying god as a goat

          • Why not?

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Because there’s so many better options

  • Phantom Govnah

    The next death battle involves the bear from the wildfire commercials

    • Desu-er Seraph

      Why do people look at death battle as anything more than a joke?

      • Because they’re entertaining (Except for maybe Shadow Vs Mewtwo and Lucario and Renamon)

    • Auragar

      You mean Smokey? And that is kind of topical considering the Northwest of the US right now.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      That battle will end up being unbearable

      • Auragar

        Get out of here Teddy, Persona 4 is in the past now.

  • Desu-er Seraph

    “With the switch we see it as a chance to create Pokémon that goes deeper with a higher level of expression. As a result that makes it an extremely important platform.”

    “Right now we’re using 7 to 8 inch screens but on a high definition tv you can express a whole different world with graphics and sound”

    “Until make games were made as one for one person, but now you can go home and play with everyone– /9 how do we tackle these themes, and how do we make sure it’s not complicated?”

    “I can’t say that we’ll release accessories but I’d like to think of that possibility

    “Unlike smartphones, the switch is not a game device that assumes that there’s constant network connectivity. So from our perspective it’s really not different from ds and 3ds in terms of connectivity

    Regarding Pokémon switch

    • Desu-er Seraph

      These quotes were said so

    • Daedardus

      It’s clearly important they they talk vaguely about this since they don’t have any other games to market.

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Yep
        I mean this is our info

        • Daedardus

          “Info”

    • Butter Geek

      Split screen main series pokemon?
      Meeee meeeee biiiig boiiii

    • Would love an Open world, but would prefer a battle style thats turn based, but has the option to be able to dodge instead of attack (and the accuracy of dodging could be based on speed stats)

      • Ultron

        What would the point of dodging be then if you can’t also attack in the same turn…? Then they just get to attack again..

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      So the games are going to be more detailed and have more expression basically

  • I feel stressed for some reason, but have no idea Why? I had a ordinary fulfilling day, but still feel a bit unhappy

    Anyone got anything to help me feel better?

  • MY BUS DRIVER IS PLAYING LIVE AND LEARN FROM SONIC ADVENTURE OMG WTF

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I’m waiting till the day he plays the Theme of Infinite

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      cool bus driver

    • They played All-Star at a banquet I went to once

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Ew……….

    • Daedardus

      Wait till he plays this right before your stop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJRoRt155mA


    • I’d want to hear this on my bus

      • Daedardus

        Nah this is the best bus theme there is. Perfect when there are noisy kids.

    • Desu-er Seraph

      There’s now a reason to live
      HANGIN ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW

  • I can’t believe we have to wait a whole year for Pokémon Switch with no other Pokémon games in the meantime

    • Phantom Govnah

      Its hella bad

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      I mean to be fair we don’t really know when it’s coming out. Not saying it’ll be next year, but stranger things have happened. Either way I’m sure we’ll get more spin off games next year if we don’t get anything real. Hopefully said spin off games are more than the mobile ones we’ve gotten as of late. they’re fun, but they’re not “real” games. I wouldn’t mind something cool, new and innovative. One of the best Pokemon games in the franchise is Pokemon Conquest. If they pull another game like that (not necessarily a sequel) then that’d be awesome

    • EarthenWarrior

      Now would be great time to start having drug problems to pass the time

  • UnburdenedLegume
    • EarthenWarrior

      Well….erection

    • This is all i’ve ever wanted

  • Time for another question (Like you aren’t getting tired of these). What is a Death Battle you’d want to see? It can already be a One Minute Melee or a DBX for all I care, but as long as it isn’t already a Death Battle, anything goes. Me personally, I want Yu Narukami Vs Jotaro Kujo.

    • EarthenWarrior

      They kinda did my idea but in a One Minute Melee
      Wario Vs Knuckles

      But one thing I had (obviously a perv) was DC’s Size Shifters
      Giganta Vs Elasti-Girl

      • I was thinking more Ant-Man Vs Wasp for a size battle

        • EarthenWarrior

          Boring who doesn’t want to see a giant cat fight

  • Daedardus

    You know you had a bad day when you are sure that Earthen is feeling better and less angrier than you. Sorry Earthen ;).

    • EarthenWarrior

      Excuse me?

  • Wow, I’m screwed. I’ve barely read my summer reading book and I have a test on it tomorrow. Why am I such a procrastinator?

    • Daedardus

      Wikipedia bro.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Loaded handgun

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Whelp time to hit up Sparknotes hahah

      • Something’s up with my Flash or something on my Chromebook, but when I try to update it, it says I have the latest version.

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Wut……..do you need Flash for Sparknotes? It’s just a website with text blurbs of what happened in the books. Why would you need Flash?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Is there a movie of it?

      • IDK

        • Ok, it does. But I don’t know where to watch it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            What is it? It may be on Netflix.

          • The Chocolate War

          • They don’t have it on Netflix

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Hm, maybe youtube has it? Also if you do find it make sure to read up on differences between the movie and novel version, apparently there are significant changes to the end of it.

          • All I could find were clips, trailers, and scams. It’s fine, I managed to get the SparkNotes on it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            There are probably less legal options, I don’t really know about them though. You could always be honest about not reading it and maybe ask for an extension for like a week.

  • EarthenWarrior
  • Has everybody hear about the change in shiny calculations from Gen 1 to Bank? It matches gen 2 now. Remember this if any of you are hunting in gen 1 virtual console.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      No, I would have no clue how to do it anyway. The only ones I’d bother doing it for would be the Legendary ‘mon and maybe some rare cases where there are gen 1 exclusive moves worth getting.

      • I would like to hunt for the shiny legends and possibly any Under Leveled Pokémon (Specifically in-game trades) because those are extra rare then.

        It’s all IVs btw. Just google the stats that you would see if the Pokémon is shiny.

  • Daedardus

    Oh damn look at this awesome board game I bought. Pic is not mine because it needs to arrive still, but really excited to play this! Game’s called Scythe and it’s a bit steampunk, mech in 1920 Russian setting with bears and other weird stuff. You basically try to move around the world and try to ramp up your economy, with the rare battle. Box seems really nice.
    https://i0.wp.com/geekdad.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ScythePlay4.jpg?resize=1000%2C750&ssl=1

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Looks cool and expensive, do you have some people to play it with?

      • Daedardus

        It is kinda expensive but still OK, and yes I do, although it can be played solo too.

  • Shady

    Come on I want to watch this movie right now. http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1504728633596.gif

    • The animation looks really nice..

      • Shady

        As u said before the movie looks like based on separate story ……….Charmeleon seems evolving while battle Incineroar…..it’s not even filler.

        • I read the movie bio

          It’s a fantastic movie plot and I can’t wait for it to come to America (I’m going to see it in theaters)

    • Daedardus

      Someone add a Brazzers logo.

    • Desu-er Seraph

      ITS NUTTING FIRE WTF

    • Ultron

      Every time I see something for this dumb movie, I feel obligated to react promptly:
      https://media.tenor.com/images/ede9cdb17ea005b363df6d4ac6ca72a0/tenor.gif

      Also, Incineroar looks like trash even in that animation

      • Shady

        Wat dumb about it?……they give u ur Misty after all.

        • Ultron

          It’s still dumb, I hate alternate timeline crap.


  • XD

    • Daedardus

      I don’t think Nebby will fit in that bag…

      • Cosmog is actually tiny though

        • Daedardus

          8″. Which means that it would barely fit I guess.

    • Shady

      They need to be more accurate while doing cosplay.

      • ??

        • Shady

          I don’t like to make a comment about the appearance but she should look cuter as Lillie is.

  • Daedardus

    Mudsdale is 2000 lbs but Wailord is 877 lbs? What is this nonsense?!

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Because it’s supposed to be lighter than air, so it can float.

      That’s the whole purpose, just look at its category

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef7c3cbebf7ffda783c599158094392a23ca6e3fb3ae9d9571caeb6347ce8ab9.png

      • I call bullshit

      • EarthenWarrior

        lighter than air is a bit extreme
        but its very much logical that Wailord’s internal anatomy has a vast compartment where it can swallow vast quantities of food and water and air

        • InfinityD4

          It’s so light it has a Sink Bladder.

    • Wailord’s the Float Whale Pokémon

      I believe that Wailord is about 70% air inside and that makes it much lighter than most large Pokémon

    • EarthenWarrior

      Blame the laws of buoyancy

    • EarthenWarrior

      A horse is measured from the ground to the withers (the tip of its shoulders), in units called hands (one hand equals 10.2 cm or 4 in.). Adult male Clydesdales measure 17 to 19 hands (1.7-1.9 m or 5.7-6.3 ft.). A male’s average weight is between 771 to 998 kg (1,700-2,200 lb.).

  • Ok What’s your favorite under rated shiny?
    As in ones that are not frequently talked about like Greninja, Aiegislash, Trevenant and such others

    Mine have to be only 2
    Teddiursa and Mothim https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/63c5d2a9f750e2b2393984c1afb796d601a996768f89dfc12083f48023696594.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cb7518d2c4f0fd7369265d232da562906668c1a6e326fdd225ec5f8e8cd79aed.png


  • I love Chow Chows so much

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      OMG they’re such adorable little babies!!!!

  • I made it to rank 1999 in Overwatch. I was one point away. Then cut to me losing 5 games in a row

    I hate this game sometimes

  • Shady
  • Oh god, some of the Beast Machines characters look horrifying

  • Phantom Govnah

    ok finally beat the 3rd palace, very interesting whats coming next 😮

  • Shady

    That’s make me want Famitsu cover pokemon again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kODkS7LgkNg

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well a dark prophecy has been fulfilled…
    Sound the drums of war…
    A girl likes me…

    • YAAYYYYYYYYY EARTHENNN

      • EarthenWarrior

        Sadly she’s all the way in California
        But she’s a total nerd, and has one trait that binds me to her

        • She’s huge?

          • EarthenWarrior

            No she likes me because I’m huge

          • Close enough

          • EarthenWarrior

            Absolute chubby chaser

        • Do you think you could keep up a long distance relationship?

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m talking to her right now…

          • I’m so happy for you fam!

  • Yo @BigGuyI:disqus, how come you deleted your comments?

    • Yeah of what it sounds like he got a lady friend

    • EarthenWarrior

      She….might visit here…..

      • Shady

        Good luck bruh …..don’t let ur guard down females r dangerous don’t be stiff though

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Ugh…. Mu PS4 gets so loud when I boot up Destiny 2. I’m gonna have to go to the store tomorrow and buy a can of air and the right screw driver to open it up and see if I can clean the fan off….what a pain tho….I guess that comes with owning a 4 year old system

  • God, I’m still working on homework. I have so little focus

  • Deerlia

    Good morning~

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Spoke to a few people who went to PAX and they told me that the Pro Controller is highly recommended for Odyssey. It doesn’t play comfortable at all with the Joycons and Nintendo needs to get rid of games relying on Motion Control

    • Daedardus

      Motion Control Assisted games are the best new control method this past generation, so I don’t know what everything is saying to you :P.

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Liked it in Skyward Sword, but my overall experience with it with other Wii games hasn’t been too positive. Cant say the Switch version bothered thus far tho

        • Daedardus

          I think you’re misunderstanding what motion control assist means. It’s that finetune aiming you do in BotW or OoT3D, or Splatoon. It really is a gamechanger. Odyssey also doesn’t use full motions controls, you can just use them to direct the hat with a more finetuned flick once you get the hang of it.

  • EarthenWarrior
    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Oh god Muk…… I’m so freaking excited for these episodes you guys have no idea hahaha

  • MariaDMartin

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  • I was going too get Mario Odyssey on launch day but I remembered Stranger Things season 2 is on the same day…

    Whelp, no idea what I’m goona do

    • Butter Geek

      Both at the same time?

    • Daedardus

      Star, if you don’t have proof of purchase of SMO on the 27th I’m going to have to ban you from here for good, you’re not worthy of the PJN community then.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Stranger Things is the better option for me

  • MY FUCKING TEACHER IS PLAYING WE ARE NUMBER ONE IS CLASS ROGHT NOW OMG

    • Butter Geek

      In a cool way or a cringy way?

  • Ok, I’m at Lunch now. Hopefully, I can get in enough time to do my English homework and study for the test we’re taking

  • Desu-er Seraph

    I just double flinched someone with a Silvally….

  • Desu-er Seraph

    I named a Lickylicky Extra Licc

  • Dammit, my summer reading test is next period, and I haven’t finished reading the SparkNotes for it yet.

  • Butter Geek

    TOP 10 ANIME LOVE SONGS
    https://youtu.be/XqRliHWb_ds

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