I’m re-tooling this post a bit. Some people and outlets decried the coverage of the fake starters yesterday for not being reasonably believable or not 100% confirmed. I would argue though that reading about interesting stuff can be fun, especially when you’re covering a game intended for a primarily adolescent audience. Everyone needs a break from the stresses of life, why fuss over gaming news. Let’s just have fun and enjoy it.
As long as rumors or suspect information is clearly marked as such I think we can enjoy it without shame. No worries, we won’t stop covering them.
Have a good weekend everyone!










If you could change one old shiny, what would it be?
Shush we’re talking bout our kinks
(this means you’re officialy welcome to Pokejungle)
Alolan Ninetails would be cotton candy pink
Primarina would also have pink hair
you cant constrain me to just one >-<
I’d want Primarina to have red hair with a dark green lower body/tail. And maybe purple pearls
Red Prima hair so she can be The Little Mermaid.
Garchomp would be crimson
omg yes I love Crimson aesthetic
https://i.imgur.com/ECUu5GS.png
Perfekt
YES
Vanilluxe so it can look like a chocolate (brown) or strawberry (pink) flavoured ice cream and not just a recolor that’s hard to notice
or just yellow and beige like an actual ice cream cone
I love that idea!
Only one? I’d make Infernape white where brown is, charcoal grey where white is, silver where gold is, blue flame, silver eyes, dark blue eye ridge like Monfernos. I’d have greens instead of blue to be different but apparently everybody hates green shinies.
Depends what greens. I like that idea of Infernape
Maybe Forest green for eyebrow ridge and irises, with mystical neon-ish green flames. It would just look kinda voodoo fire magic, sort of like Alolan Marowak.
That’s perfect I would hunt it in an instant! I wonder if you can sr on switch🤔
Good point, I really hope there’s a way. That and I hope breeding ‘mon is as good if not improved.
I hope at least they bring back a breeding loop
Would’ve loved it if Cradily’s green was a navy blue and the yellow markings and eyes were an electric blue
Does anyone from here live in Ireland? I may be going on a school trip there in autumn
which star is best star
Wholesome Star
Bitch Star
Lewd Star
Sleepy Star
vote now on your phones
Star Star
im goona put you down under “bitch star”
oh boo
The 5 Star rated Star Wars the Star-quel Starring Star as Star the Star
a mix of all of these
(so regular star)
StarbitsSilver Riolu star, duh
Silver Riolu is dead! She was weak and foolish like her OCs so I killed her
http://hazel-butler.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/10-Things-Everyone-Got-Wrong-About-T-aylor-Swifts-Look-What-You-Made-Me-Do-Old-Taylor-Cant-Come-To-The-Phone.gif
this line is simultaneously the fucking dumbest thing ever and the best thing ever
Rest in rip in peace Silver Riolu
May one person or maybe two remember thy
U shouldn’t feel shame when u remember ur old form.
You didn’t know that old form lol
I know it ………….sometimes we think we r better when more ppl like us but this’s not true.
Wow..
wtf i wasn’t expecting to get actual advice i needed from Shady
Thanks, fam
But he joined a year before you did…
…
well
… fuckyou
Well sorry…
…
…for being right 😎
PatrickWholesome I guess, less confrontational, shares art and ideas.
Sleepy ……….r u ready for my journey. https://pm1.narvii.com/6522/a92f9616c637c073a1da68397be4673fa5ac782a_hq.jpg
I don’t wanna go on whatever “journey” you have for me
*whispering*
i t ‘ s-c a u s e-s h e ‘ s-a-l e s b i a n
its cause i dont trust him when im asleep more so
but if he was a chick…
yeah… wouldnt change much lol
I will never be a chick even in my past lives
how can you be so sure
Cuz with all my wisdom …..I still didn’t know how girls thinking ……specially those that I love.
We’re thinking the same as you fam. We’re all fucked up idiots trying our best
That can’t be true ….at least in this place …….they enjoying torturing me.
It is yo. Once you treat girl as humans rather than some weird newly discovered creature life becomes easier
So u give me ur advice now…how pathetic I am ………. that’s could be true but I can’t understand how to do it.
treat them like you would anyone else. Like people
I didn’t know that u looking deep in to my personality
all people are pretty similar at their core. We just want food, shelter, happiness and love. Once you realize that, interacting with people changes quite a bit
Yeah Humans r pretty weak
Star Tbh you never actually got to experience how guys think
meh, i still stand by it. We aren’t that different
No but she’s got this thing called empathy that allows her to understand that even tho the two genders/sexes (don’t really know which one applies in this case) think differently it’s not super different to the point that you can’t tell that the other is human lol
No actually all men are aliens from Uranus that invaded women and told them they need us and most of them believed us
It’s a magical one
It is
Rad Star
My brain is stuck on the thought of how weird it is that my favourite mon’s shiny turned out to be the same colours as my country’s flag
POST YOUR FIRST WAIFU EVER NOW
https://pm1.narvii.com/6387/ebeeb54b64b8e29b0ee12729b7039fd2dd4793c7_hq.jpg
(I know this is a pretty new show, I know, I got into waifus late)
youre all goona get a kick out of this
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mysims/images/2/22/DJ_Candy_%28MySims_Kingdom_DS%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20091105040747
Candice from MySims
i was like 6 or 7
I don’t know whats weirder, having a waifu at 6 or having THIS as a waifu
idk if waifu is really the right word to use
i just saw a pretty girl lol
Millennials kids these days I swear, being kinky already so soon
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/107/453/d9a.png
Oh mi
So…
inappropriate…
i can confirm
handholding is fuckin amazing when youre starved of affection
First human waifu of mine
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/40/Eva24DC_Kaworu.jpg/230px-Eva24DC_Kaworu.jpg
I was into him before I knew I was even into guys lol
What do you mean by human?
I love her design so much
https://data.whicdn.com/images/275928020/original.jpg
I’m a little late to trainersona, but oddly enough, Disqus keeps on saying that I need to be logged in to post an image, which I am.
Anyway:
Flygon (Sandstorm)
Male
Levitate
Dragonium-Z
– Earthquake
– Fire Punch
– Draco Meteor
– Dragon Claw
Usually reserved at first, but warms up to people after a couple hours. Very honorable and brave.
Metagross (Eric)
Male
Clear Body/Tough Claws
Metagrossite
– Meteor Mash
– Zen Headbutt
– Ice Punch
– Flash Cannon
Is unusually jolly compared to the rest of his species, laughing off anything that would bother him.
Cradily (Lily)
Female
Storm Drain
Leftovers
– Giga Drain
– Stone Edge
– Recover
– Mirror Coat
Very sarcastic and humorous, but cautious and thoughtful of the new world she’s now lives in.
Dedenne (Mango)
Male
Cheek Pouch
Petaya Berry
– Super Fang
– Volt Switch
– Grass Knot
– Thunderbolt
Very mischievous but naive, often getting into trouble.
Kingdra (Curry)
Male
Swift Swim
Expert Belt
– Rain Dance
– Outrage
– Hydro Pump
– Ice Beam
Comes across as serious and very polite, yet is surprisingly gluttonous because of burning a lot of calories in Swift Swim.
Magmortar (Apex)
Male
Vital Spirit
Wide Lens
– Fire Blast
– Flamethrower
– Thunderbolt
– Focus Blast
Very cunning and brilliant, likes to show off his battling skills. A bit arrogant.
Same with disqus
Cool team dude, don’t see a Dedenne or Magmortar everyday :0
Thanks, the two of them won my heart instantaneously 😀
Finally made my own trainer card so here it is. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e74692aff61c24de6a99340150189c972b79146b5fe53fa73a9357497cadda7c.png
Now for the sets:
Umbreon: Item: leftovers
-confuse ray
-moonlight
-dark pulse
-double team;
Zoroark: Item: life orb
-knock off
-sucker punch
-low kick
-swords dance
Hydreigon: Item: choice specs
-draco meteor
-dark pulse
-fire blast
-focus blast
Sableye: Item: sablenite
-Recover
-Calm mind
-Shadow ball
-Toxic
Bisharp: Item: life orb
-night slash
-iron head
-sucker punch
-swords dance
Houndoom: item: darkinium z
-fire blast
-dark pulse
-sludge bomb
-nasty plot
I also made my own E4, ignore the fact that they don’t have eight badges. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d7d778cc11015b7b32356787e56b6b4d23a2eef737e416563accf19eb254f8e.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a64e0bb523fc19a795ba6ec1fbc8b571e3afa35776d01085e614161b9eeea5d2.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/72e32b2492ca5210c06ae2ceb04ffd70dc459ec5aeffbcae4de4a54e04594cd7.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/57be77a75e952bf5fb905f6ba60fc21da80c3e08db4d6ca6b758453cbd3bb2aa.png
I’m really liking that Zoroark set, I’ve never seen anything like it before :0
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
but it’s not sarcasm :-:
Sorry, this set is very common in competitive so I thought you were being sarcastic.
I’ve been out the comp loop since like Gen V and even then it was only ever OU so I’m not really familiar with comp Zoroark sets :0
An accurate representation of how I have felt the past couple of days
https://78.media.tumblr.com/bdaa9da26a14380ee90959bc6bf27633/tumblr_p3dqdbx7U71tki7xko1_540.jpg
im the trumpet kid
the girl is all of my friends
You mean irl friends
? _
eh
online too tbh
Are you in a Hoenn mood
part of me is always in a hoenn mood
@BigGuyI:disqus here’s that Nido fight you wanted.
http://pasted.co/08c0effd (password: Nido)
Sorry for how bad it is guys lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-mQ3JLt8SQ
That’s my dumbass of a brother
as Hank
I’m inspired
ok why the hell are you people actually subbing to my channel
To defend the evils of truth and love~?
Hey! Nice to see you here
Yay, nice to see you too deer~
To extend our reach to the stars above
That’s quite the redundancy right there~
You have a channel?
No.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Nfp7MlohZkdu1MjSLJg_w?view_as=subscriber
I do (another shameless plug)
Because I did it first smh these bandwagoners 👀
to laugh profusely
at what
If I sound like I’m drunk I am, but I didn’t drink anything
So I kinda like this friend of mine, he’s Bi too and we were talking bout if we think we’re Attractive and he said I’m not (kinda joking) and I asked him if I would be if Lost some weight and he said ”Maybe… you’re smart…”
Hskshlcoaxkzoqyznosrrricjdkaia What should i do?!!!?!
FUCC DUDE IDK I HELD HANDS WITH THIS GIRL IM JUST AS CONFUSED AS YOU
Approach more
But like are you talking with him rn or
Yeah, like all the time at school
Then just do what Fairy (he’s probably more acknowledged of that field better than me anyways) by playing cool a little longer
HIT THAT GYM BOI
But nah, he might be totally joking or he might like your personality a lot, so I’d say play it cool and if it happens it happens y’know
So Momma Sawsdoe went to see Grampa’s funeral without us, we can’t afford to go as a family to see our own flesh and blood be buried, it’s gonna be oki though… Hopefully…
I’m deeply sorry for your loss
It’s oki, i just need to press through it, is all… I lived through the other grandparents dying, i can do it again.
I remember when my great uncle died (It was a few months, and I didn’t really know him. so maybe this isn’t the best example), we went to church and the guy made us feel better by getting us to laugh, basically saying that it’s what he would’ve wanted. So, I guess keep that in mind
I’m really scared of someone close to me dying, I’m terryfied by that thought, I never experienced something as terrible as that. You’re very strong people getting through this.
I have but I was young so don’t really remember. I know it is probably coming soon for some so I am also terrified by the notion.
That’s a good idea, motives to heal blot out the sadness sometimes, but don’t forget, we both understand death is very real, it’s oki to be sad, but sharing our experiences can make us stronger each time.
You have our support. Or at the very least, mine
Thank you.
I think you are all kind~
Sigh, No one deserves a situation like this
*hugs you*
*hugs back*
Thank you Butter, just promise me you’ll be there if i need someone, this isn’t easy…
I mean I’m in Poland, but on PJ I’ll always be there for all of you
You’re a sweetie, deer… Keep at it!
all the hugs and support from me
You have my best wishes for your kind words and motivations Star, thank you.
Man, I’m sorry that you have to get through situations like these. But yeah you definitely have our suport
Thanks, Kuppo, I shall remember the memories fondly of him. And i will remember this support too.
I’m truly sorry for your loss. You have my support.
Thank you, Every bit of support is helpful, it shows me i am not alone.
Just remember we’re all here if you need us and I send my deepest condolences.
Thanks, i may take you up on that, deer…
Sorry to hear that, at least you are thinking of him and I’m sure he’d know you’d be there if you could.
Got any good sendoff gifs Monkeyfuzz? You’re good at those.
https://m.popkey.co/5109b6/AVrJJ_s-200×150.gif
Thank you, deer!
I hope that y’all are going to be alright, it’s very terrible about what happen.
I’ll survive, and i’ll be ok, thank you~
Fact: Pokemon Duel made me like Sableye.
Well out of the ten Odd eggs I got these two shiny girls! once i get Celebi I’m definitely restarting to try and get more. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/da5a026002fe637428962e3c95d0023d023aa6a706aac4b9a20570a044419ed9.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/942544c06d53ba5b82f8d8c0763078fa0e2bbdd81b96101d26881c25309dae65.jpg
Nice, good you got something for your effort. Pichu is the better one.
Yea I’m glad I got something but I can’t help but think what I would’ve gotten if I’d hit my forty mark. Yep I agree pichu is indeed better.
I’m sure you’ll make up for it after you get your Shiny Celebi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GTlTtnbnhY
this song fucks me up dude
Yeah but then you just go to that house and hear this out of nowhere:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJKQet1TqiU&list=PL9mCMKp0o7xtyh_K9ul8b9lLL5OhC1YY-&index=160
and thank god for that
Then stuff got real real quickly…
This song makes me remember years past to the joy of my childhood
I feel melancholy but in a good way like even though times are bad there’s something good on its way.
I really couldn’t be more happy to be a part of this community. You are all wonderful people, no matter What the situation is. This is so much more than a pokemon community.
no matter how bitchy i act you all still love me for some reason so thats cool
That’s called a Family
i dont even like some of my family so that doesn’t clear anything up
Dammit Kenda this isn’t the time for dis!
We respect our peers and friends here, it’s a good feeling.
But I’m the exact opposite of wonderful tho 👁️🗨️
And that’s why you actually are wonderful
You know it 😉 :p
https://media.giphy.com/media/m50WXtRz1913q/giphy.gif
https://media.giphy.com/media/26AHAw0aMmWwRI4Hm/giphy.gif
Thanks m8 👍
im so glad cynthia as a character exists
For some reason I read that as Chlamydia…
She is cool, obviously the best champion to date (and to date ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ).
back off slut i want her
I’d be good with Flannery tbh.
yeah sure
if youre basic af
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HAXzlfTZQHM/U6UB2_BJXGI/AAAAAAAADa4/k6wiaSdHZOM/s1600/Toy+Story.+After+all+we've+been+through.+Betray.jpg
not my fault your waifus trash
https://i.imgur.com/kFfzONI.gif
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/75f43ec0711d0a39cfe31632ee18854b65d74d798a8487c11b17c204f8ef72e4.gif
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sad_sam_game_of_thrones.gif
Hey Reddit? Can we stop?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/7v22pe/social_anxiety_is_basically_conspiracy_theories/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=Showerthoughts
HEY REDDIT? CAN WE STOP
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/7v22pe/social_anxiety_is_basically_conspiracy_theories/dtp0dxh/
HEY REDDIT? CAN WE STOP BEING ACCURATE
We did it reddit
I know it’s impossible, but my dream would be a Meet up for all of us, like a Pokejungle-Con
do you want another dash con
Or another rainfurrest
And I can finally beat up everyone
Earthen you could never beat me up if you wanted
im too cute and you know it
I have ways of inflicting pain onto the opposite sex without nary a punch thrown
BEAR HUG
ill just slip out and then get my nunchuks that i totally have
Uh no…I am very large, very strong adult male who definitely has 200 or more pounds on you with a renowned and reckoned bear hug which has been known throughout my school grades 6-12
So if I got you in my arms you will not escape, as I crush your chest and drain the life and oxygen out of your lungs
yeah and im a tiny borderline underweight toothpick of a human
Ain’t you a amazon?
Star will defeat you by having a policealne arest you after you want to hug her
Since when is a friendly hug amongst fellow internet associates considered a arestible offense
Since Star should ”HELP a pedophile!”
Shouts
well… in height I guess
fucc
Star I wish I could show you a artist who might help you come to terms with your height concerns but it’s borderline kink (nothing showing) but nonetheless I feel you’d enjoy the affection display
What are you guys even talking about anymore
i mean i appreciate it but i dont really wanna be fetishised for it?
Too l8 for that gal, Uncle EW (pronaunced eww) ‘s imagination took off!
… yeah no
I kno
All kinds of no
… yeah yes
no like, really no
Sorry this just escalated in such a wondeful way
Whatever I’m just gonna give the name
Chibibiscuit
You have the choice to look it for yourself or not, I’m just saying you may enjoy it
yeah uhhh
no
Oh well then disregard anything I said
BEAR HUUUUG
*Breaks your spine!*
oh cool i didnt need that
Well the deed is done…
…
wut was that?…
I’m actually curious as to whom is the first
I’d risk it and say me
Nah there has to be somebody whom Ian hates more, like Fairy or Govnah
And actually we’d all just beat you up
*All of you unconscious and in a pile, me dusting off my knuckles*
You can try.
No pls I’m anti social irl
But really tho, it’d be such a mix of accents and cultures tho
And I can guarantee I will go into a indomitable fury and attack everyone
Yeah, so it’s better for us to go in VRchat instead of a con for that reason
thats worse
Click click click
Oh boy you’d hear my terrible accent and stuttering
Pfft, I bet your accent won’t be as bad as mine, like people in both my home countries say it’s weird lol
both? What’s the second one?
Brazil and Spain, big part of my life was just moving between these two countries tbh
You would really want me at a reunion with y’all to see the terror that is me
Ughhhh I want to stay with you guys but I have to wake up like 7 hours
https://gifyu.com/images/giphyac905.gif
He’ll have to wait I got plenty of night terrors and eldritch demons invading my dreams waiting in a que
https://media.giphy.com/media/13VBvZfsRkXmCI/giphy.gif
That’s some 9th circle cacodemon shite right there
https://i.imgur.com/qhBi7Sw.gif
Am i there?
Well what’s left of you, I was pretty thorough last time
AHHHHHHHH
This is so non scary that it’s actually scary how the creators thought this was scary
What
This is scary
Dude just look at this scene and then tell me he’s scary :p
https://youtu.be/A3ZbnfXEuyc?t=1m18s
I thought Tim Curry did a pretty good job, and it was the early 90’s so there were some limits what they could do for a TV movie.
It astounds me that Rocky Horror Picture Show’s Tim Curry voiced Nigle Thornberry
Why? Tim Curry is a good actor. Sucks what happened to him but he still works occasionally. Also RHPS reminds me of Ivankov from One Piece who is based on Frank N. Furter.
Bew is facing his ultimate opponent, Roserade herself https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6cf5eea55061064fd3c24cdb5d2d09380226dbfc4692a4a9e20fcaa393970203.jpg
Does it know any Poison moves?
No, I am spamming cut and sense Roserade is paralyzed it seems to work
You shouldve walked more and evolved it yo
The assassin of the vines herself, gl!!!
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/268bc2865d9a233c77ee96ea347e3a995539a43bb5ae5cb82cb7b9a178287988.gif
Does anyone here watch Pop Team Epic?
I can’t stand it
But it’s great
Finally, someone else who doesn’t like Pop Team Epic.
Man oh man I’m just tired of SRing… 6 days…tomorrow I’m going to attempt the coin case glitch
Don’t give up! Shinies come when your least expecting them
Is it possible to get a gen 1 shiny Mew?
Yes but you gotta have the right nature and ivs or whatever. I don’t know the specifics. Either way it wouldn’t be considered legit but who cares about that
Thanks!
The only legit way to obtain shiny mew is from Emerald