The Nintendo Switch is a hot commodity and has exceeded sales expectations across the board. Bloomberg has published speculation by analysts that a new variation of the home console could remove the docking feature and solely be a handheld gaming device.
Citigroup Inc. […] expect the Kyoto-based company to release a smaller version of the Switch in the fiscal year through March 2019, according to analysts including Minami Munakata, Kota Ezawa and Alicia Yap. — Via Bloomberg
Interesting speculation which may mean a lot for Pokémon fans if a main franchise title does indeed end up on the Nintendo Switch.
If there were a handheld-only version though, would it defeat the purpose of the “Switch”? Weigh in below!
I hath returned from groceries
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5f8356c653a0a50fbec13318af8552d7adb5f5c888e2bce069c7c431275fabc.gif
“Guys, we have to decide if our next product is a new pizza, a new hamburger or a new hotdog.”
“Why not all three?” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e7fbc840ad0e4f42e2f3a7a495ed441fcd61755490d1ee1e379e25427d6eac85.jpg
… Have we gone too far?
Wha-
I don’t even know how to think of this
A M E R I C A N S
Your food aren’t much better
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/blog/wordpress_uploads/2009/12/3071798635_b39aae6b031.jpg
Those are delicious and full of protein and fat necessary for the shitty weather and aren’t a food three way >:(
:p
Don’t worry, your food taste is still eggsellent
SCOTCH EGGS GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mien
I’LL EAT YOU FIRST AND HAVE ROOM FOR MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not into it
fine i’ll just break your legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3dxTsJHzvI
Fun fact: we actually call it a Bird’s Nest in Dutch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkdlMGeZ-vs
People in 1967: I wonder what kind of incredible new inventions there will be on Earth in 50 years
People in 2017: Hotdog-Pizza-Hamburguer
P U R E
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Can’t believe in a Gen it went from:
X: ‘It sends a soothing aura from its ribbonlike feelers to calm fights.”
To
Sun: “Its ribbonlike feelers give off an aura that weakens hostility in its prey, causing them to let down their guard. Then it attacks.”
Gamefreak cant have a cute pokemon without making it a manipulative serial killer
And I love them for that
Now like… I don’t know if the new Steven Bomb will finally be good but damn, the lighting and color pallets are great
https://68.media.tumblr.com/2a6970f1ea9839ce2bbd2b055e87b40e/tumblr_oos2ayGVN11s80qmvo2_400.gif
https://68.media.tumblr.com/bad0bca562f10cd18cd7e08f3313c9b3/tumblr_oos2ayGVN11s80qmvo5_400.gif
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Did you see those silhouettes ?
Hope the show gets back on track
Finally, my dang parents keep bugging me to s]do shit even after buying stuff
so what are you flapping anuses up to this lovely spring afternoon?
Writing up a Steven Universe rewrite thing for Season 3 and 4
Making job concepts for a dumb RPG pet project before doing some homework
RPG you say ooooo do tell
Basically it’s set in an urban fantasy setting, modern cities powered by magic and machine, loving along side different humanoid races whilst simultaneously having everyday occurrences like shopping, gaming, etc
The jobs in the game are the only thing I’ve started planning, and they’re so far
Chef – Physical attackers who focus on buffing and debuffing, as well as arming themselves with the elements, rather than sheer force.
Authors – Those who’s writings are imbued with magic, releasing their violent urges through forceful offense magic. As well as this, they have dark, ice, fire and electricity based spells.
Actors – Unleash their magic through performance, dramatic supports who whilst in the limelight offer their comrades much needed help. Can heal, but also have earth, water, air and light spells.
Fortune Tellers – Can use their psychic powers to call forth the thirteen mythical Zodiac Beasts to either deal elemental damages
Posted before I was finished.
Fortune tellers can also summon to create buffs for allies. These are the only four I have now, but a few more are planned
love it, you need a few more physical attackers
sounds like
Chef Warrior
Author Ranger
Fortune Tellers Mage
Actor Cleric
you should kinda limit the class roles so that they don’t duplicate
It’s meant to be
Chef – Spell Fencer (You’re half right)
Fortune Tellers – Summoner (Basically just a spin off of mage)
Actor – White Mage (Basically a cleric)
Author – Black Mage (Mage)
You got pretty close so I’m happy that my descriptions are okay, and I’m definitely adding some more physical classes. I’m thinking Fireman (Heaaaavy hitters with low dexterity), Policemen (basically the Warrior class), Paramedic (focuses on healing single targets without magic, but also physically strong), and Thief (self explanatory)
My brain see them as classes but they’re not classes
MY BRAIN CAN’t PROCESS
They’re based off of Finnal Fantasy-esque classes, rather than say MMORPG-esque classes
GRERRRRAAFGHGHGHGHGGHhhhhhh and it’s D&D classes
That makes sense then
My brain is only accustomed to actual D&D classes…
Basically:
Black Mage – Mage
White Mage – Cleric
Summoner – High Damage, High Consumption Mage
Spell Fencer – Warrior that adds effects to their attacks
I need a Barbarian class……
Builders/Construction workers
As long as i can swing a big fucking hammer at crap and possibly something on the ling of a rivet gun
Don’t think there’ll be rivet guns (and this likely won’t make it off paper but I might make it a tabletop to use with friends) but there’ll definitely be guns as a variation on bow and arrow
And my big fucking hammer?
Maaaybe
Big fucking hammers are my stable
funny story, when i started Warcraft nearly 8 years exactly, i only chose Paladin because it started with a Hammer (or Tauren Warrior, but i knew in my heart i’m a Dwarf)
but now that i’m a phat D&D nerd i should’ve re-rolled a Shaman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjTAhSrTrIw
well i’m killing myself, T.V is dead
It’s like Nick just wants to be bad
it’s like every bad show they let slide is more meth in their veins
yep
Nickelodeon needs to learn a very important thing
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/20140221/4985136/random-not-funny-o.gif
Yo decided to share these RPG classes and their skill sets, they have thirty learnable skills each. All of them have ‘Status Skills’ empty and only twenty five skills because I only recently nudged the skill number up and split aspect and status.
Aspect = Additions to characters that don’t directly effect their base stats (making their attacks fire based, giving them heals over time, making them endure an attack)
Status = Character conditions (Poison, paralysis, burning, frozen, etc)
Chef (Spell Fencer)
Attacking Skills
Paysanne (Powerful Hit, Lowers User Defense if Defended Against)
Macédoine (Group-Hit Paysanne)
Julienne (Weaker Hit, Pierces Defense, Lowers Defense if not Defended Against)
Chiffonade (Group-Hit Julienne)
Aspect Skills
Pâte (Removes Aspects)
Flambé (Adds Fire Aspect)
Épousseté (Adds Earth Aspect)
Arroser (Adds Water Aspect)
Battre (Adds Air Element)
À La Mode (Adds Ice Aspect)
Saisir (Adds Lightning Aspect)
Nouvelle (Adds Light Aspect)
Caraméliser (Adds Dark Aspect)
Status Skills
Statistic Skills
Skim (Removes Buffs and Debuffs)
Refresh (Removes Status Conditions)
Truss (Prevents Changes)
Clarify (Removes Negative Changes)
Pare (Lowers Magic Offense)
Flake (Lowers Physical Offense)
Pit (Lowers Magic Defense)
Fillet (Lowers Physical Defense )
Glaze (Increases Magic Offense)
Garnish (Increases Physical Offense)
Dextrinise (Increases Magic Defense)
Al Dente (Increases Physical Defense)
Author (Black Mage)
Attacking Skills
Kill Off (Instakill, % Depends On Lv.)
Series Finale (Instakill All, Kill Self)
Sequel (Repeat Last Move Used)
Prequel (Perform Next Move Used)
Spin-off (Use Random Move, Set Cost)
Sci-fi (Light Electric Damage)
Romance (Light Fire Damage)
Mystery (Light Ice Damage)
Horror (Light Dark Damage)
Shocking Twist (Medium Electric Damage)
Flaming Love (Medium Fire Damage)
Cold Case (Medium Ice Damage)
Dark Reveal (Medium Dark Damage)
Deus ex Machina (Heavy Electric Damage)
Book Burning (Heavy Fire Damage)
Plot Flow (Heavy Ice Damage)
Bad Ending (Heavy Dark Damage)
Aspect Skills
Plot Armour (Adds Endurance Aspect)
Plot Twist (Adds Poisoned Aspect)
Cliffhanger (Adds Still Aspect)
Self-Insert (Adds Ditto Aspect)
Scrap (Removes Aspect)
Writer’s Block (Prevents Aspect Addition)
Status Skills
Statistic Skills
Author’s Favourite (Greatly Boosts Defenses, Lowers Speed)
Breakout Character (Greatly Boosts Speed, Lowers Defense)
Actor (White Mage)
Attacking Skills
Encourage (Light Heal)
Encore (Medium Heal)
Ensemble (Heavy Heal)
Revival (Chance of Rezzing Ally)
Reboot (Chance of Rezzing All Allies)
Tutorial (Perform a Move, Ally Copies)
Instructor (Perform a Move, Ally Before Uses)
Role Reversal (Swap Moves With Ally)
Airhead (Light Air Damage)
Humble (Light Earth Damage)
Damper (Light Water Damage)
Diva (Light Light Damage)
Hot Air (Medium Air Damage)
Modest (Medium Earth Damage)
Weeper (Medium Water Damage)
Primadonna (Medium Light Damage)
Head in the Clouds (Heavy Air Damage)
Down to Earth (Heavy Earth Damage)
Rain on your Parade (Heavy Water Damage)
Star of the Show (Heavy Light Damage)
Aspect Skills
Invigorate (Gives Regenerative Aspect)
Recast (Gives Refresh Aspect)
Status Skills
Statistic Skills
Cinnamon Roll (Greatly Boosts Defense, Lowers Attack)
Bad Boy (Greatly Boosts Attack, Lowers Defense)
Fortune Teller (Summoner)
Attacking Skills
Capricorn (Neutral Earth Summon)
Aquarius (Neutral Wind Summon)
Pisces (Neutral Water Summon)
Aries (Neutral Fire Summon)
Taurus (Physical Earth Summon)
Gemini (Physical Air Summon)
Cancer (Physical Water Summon)
Leo (Physical Fire Summon)
Virgo (Magical Earth Summon)
Libra (Magical Wind Summon)
Scorpio (Magical Water Summon)
Sagittarius (Magical Fire Summon)
Aspect Skills
Capricorn (Adds Earth Resistance)
Aquarius (Adds Air Resistance)
Pisces (Adds Water Resistance)
Aries (Adds Fire Resistance)
Taurus (Adds Earth Amp)
Gemini (Adds Air Amp)
Cancer (Adds Water Amp)
Leo (Adds Fire Amp)
Virgo (Adds Earth Priority)
Libra (Adds Air Priority)
Scorpio (Adds Water Priority)
Sagittarius (Adds Fire Priority)
Status Skills
Statistic Skills
Ophiuchus (Exchanges Zodiac Aspects for Stat Boosts)
I’m interested to see more classes like Red Mages, Dragoons, Ninjas etc… They all seem interesting
I need barbarian, monks, and elementalists
What do you mean elementalist?
y’know like a Shaman or a Primalist
using elemental magic
Fire to damage
Water to Heal
Wind and Earth to buff
Hmm, that’s kinda my summoner a bit? Like they can use all eight of my elements (classic four, lighting, ice, dark, light) in the following six ways:
-Neutral Damage
-Physical Damage
-Magic Damage
-Elemental Resistance
-Elemental Amplification
-Elemental Priority
Barbarians will be construction workers, monk may be an actual fighting career (like boxer or wrestler)
well a summoner would y’know summon monsters and familiars to fight (unless they summon Elementals Fire burst Damage, Water Healer, Wind AOE, Earth Tank)
an Elementalist is just a less flashy mage
It’s a mixture, they’re meant to be somewhat unique
I’m thinking of a Red Mage career, as well as a Blue Mage one, but for the life of me can’t figure where to go for a Ninja
Dragoon is going to be acrobat, Red Mage may be dancer, and Blue Mage will be mimes. Also thinking about firemen, builders, police and thieves.
Ninjas can be thieves tho 😮
Depends on the game, for example in Bravely Default they’re too distinct classes
Here’s the final evolution to Punet:
Thalasset
The Myth Pokemon
Type: Water/Dragon
Ability: Pressure/Storm Drain
Height: 38′ 01″
Weight: 889 lbs
Stats:
(HP) 135
(ATK) 67
(DEF) 101
(SP ATK) 110
(SP DEF) 95
(SPD) 32
(Total) 540
Dex Entry: Very few reports have witnessed Thalasset in the wild, so its often pondered whether or not it is a legendary because of it’s rarity. However, ancient scrolls claim that if one recognizes and values a Punet with compassion, they will find themselves with a Thalasset that will give its life for its master.
Signature Move: Tidal Wave
Water
Special
Power: 105
Accuracy: 80%
PP: 10
The user summons the power of the ocean and creates a massive tidal wave, consuming all of its target in water. All hazards on Thalasset’s side will be either removed or pushed to the enemy’s side.
Does this sound alright?
Minstrel/Freelancer – Unemployed
Merchant – Retail
Warrior – Police
Pirate – Firemen
Knight/Paladin – Bouncer
Physical Healer – Paramedic
Monk – Boxer
Dragoon – Acrobat
Tamer – Vet
Ranger – Scout or Army
Spell Fencer – Chef
Summoner – Fortune Teller
Black Mage – Writer
White Mage – Actor
Red Mage – Dancer
Blue Mage – Mime
okay…but what is this for exactly?
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i still don’t know
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man i feel so lost like i looked at them but i still don’t know what’s going on
Forgot Barbarian – Construction Worker
And Thief – Thief
switch Police/Fireman with paladin
and just make the Pirate class Outlaw
Nah, Pirate and Firemen are there together because both are hard hitting axemen with partial water themes
Police is Warrior because its a common enough job with common enough weapons, I feel Bouncer fits Paladin more
Keep in mind these aren’t one to ones, they’re comparisons to help people understand what these new jobs are
Dude Paladins are literally Lawbringers
a Fireman would at least be a Knight of some kind
and Pirates are Rogues
this like all out of wack
It’s based off a job’s abilities, not their allegiance. For example, firemen and pirates are both water related axemen, hence why they’re being compared. It’s their abilities that are similar, not their job’s allegiance, role or lore.
Since when do pirates use axes?
Pirates are sabers, pistols and knifes
I’m basing it off of various JRPGs: for examples, in Bravely, pirates specialise in axes, which is why I’m taking inspiration from it
It’s mostly because I’ve already got a decent amount of gun, sword and knife weilders. Pirates can be good with other weapons, but my ones are associated with the axe
that’s duuuuuumb
It’s called not making the game blaaaand
how is actual class structure and lore bland?
Because I don’t want like half my classes to be sword weilders
And anyway, pirates aren’t even in the game, I was just using the bravely variety to explain how my firemen work
Well Sword is a common weapon, i think you should just work on class weapons proficiency
like
Police can use Blunt Blades, Shields and Ranged
I am doing that tho, I just need to decide what weapons I’m having
“Red mage – Dancer” But there’s already a Fantasy class called Dancer
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Dancer_(job)
Not a one to one ratio, I wanted to take these unrealistic jobs and put them into realistic jobs – dancings pretty realistic XD
Thieves are also realistic •_•
But I see your point lol
Can’t have an RPG without thieves tho XD
What typing would a Pug Pokemon be? (assuming it wouldn’t be pure Normal) I’d say it would be a Fairy to Dark/Fairy or Normal to Normal/Dragon two-stager.
hmmm ground/normal?
I was gonna ask why fairy but then again Granbull is fairy
Tbh I’d say /Ground to reference dogs digging skills and also how they’re tiny yet heavy set dogs
Fairy/Ground
The ultimate crisis maker for Earthen
Pure Normal, i mean why force a secondary type just for the sake of dual type?
Kinda agree but they might add more to the pug that makes it dual type
My long senseless Steven Universe rewrite post thing if anyone cares
http://starstorm295.tumblr.com/post/159913002165/how-i-personally-would-change-steven-universe
Rotom Wash/Heat is such a fun mon. It’s too bad this gen it hasnt seen the light of day like gen 5 and 6. Honestly if Rotom Dex was a useable mon what type would it be? What it’s signature move be? What new rotom forms can you cme up with
Roto Dex I feel would be Normal with Foresight as it’s special move (mostly as a joke Mon)
Electric/Steel Centrifuge Rotom with Gyro Ball
Electric/Psychic Phone Rotom with Psyshock
Electric/Dark Blender Rotom with Crunch
i just wish they got rid of levitate
THAT’LL KNOCK EM DOWN A COUPLE PEGS
No thanks after the bs Gengar nerf
Of sure that thing has had it easy for years, they deserve a nerf
Being weak to Knock Off, Sucked punch and pursuit? So easssy
And now Ground
And if the rotoms got rid of them their days are numbered
Why would the rotoms lose it they’re still floating even in their forms
they don’t float all the time
Birds don’t fly all the time
Only time will tell. You best keep dreaming though
Well tbf Gengar doesnt float. while the rotom forms do stay afloat
It has floated in the anime and spin offs tho and they were happy with having it keep levitate for four Gens (and two of those had Cursed Body, its new ability)
Thats true. Oh Well What can you do. Its use has been cut in like 1/4. Still is decent though
Yeah, could’ve been worse
And its Mega is still badass
Is there any Pokemon you used to dislike, hate or not care about that you grew to like? For me that’s Incineroar and Mega Gengar for days
Scrafty
I was one of those people who hates every single Gen 5 Pokemon, until I realized how unique and amazing they really are :3
Same kinda
Kinda?
I liked some hated others
Lopunny 😛
:0
Was hoping you’d say Toucannon tbh
That wouldn’t work because we all know that she liked it since the very beginning
It actually went backwards. Poor Pikipek
Tangrowth, thought the design was idiotic but eventually I started loving it
Bewear. In my dreaded Incineroar Rivalocke with my friend, Bewear saved my locke when Incineroar was too busy being dead and missing vital KO’s
So yeah, Bewear, a mon I despised, basically saved me, so I grew to love the little Bear
I still don’t get why your Incineroar was shite and mines was a beast
At least my Primarina will have a friend in failure club
I dunno, it was level 34 on Island 2 and was still failing at killing shit… and had an attack boosting nature…
Mines was quiet and pretty much tanked and destroyed
It’s weird because it’s tankier and physically stronger than Deci
I mean, I think part of the reason is because Deci’s Z move is god tier
Plus, Sprit shackle was basically spam central
And that all the battles that give Deci trouble I found easy
Incineroar’s Z-Move and signature are pretty much the exact same tho, Ghost and dark have near identical attack qualities and I’m sure they’re the same base power
The discrepancies in resistance are what really make a difference (Eyy it rhymed)
Also, Deci just had so much coverage, grass ghost flying is pretty noice
Idk, the only difference is Dark is resisted by two types more than Ghost but Ghost is ineffective on Normal, and Incineroar has the arguably superior options of Fire/Dragon/Dark, Fire/Fighting/Dark, and Fire/Ground/Dark
It’s probably because we’re both biased tbh, that and/or IVs
We’re both biased XD
No but seriously, Deci does have better coverage options, I’m fully admitting that if Deci was a grass/flying type with no ghost, it would be Ru or lower. Physical ghost moves are literally what make it good
Idk, I’d say the moment Incineroar gets EQ they’re pretty much equal because Earthquake can literally be slapped on anything physical and work
I mean here’s the thing
Flying and ghost literally hit everything…. and grass patches up the stuff it doesn’t hit
Literally Dark/steel is the only type it is unable to hit on a frequent basis
I can see Incineroar’s appeal, but it’s coverage choices don’t strike me as appealing as Decis
Plus, I’m pretty sure Deci has more stab coverage, which is kinda huge
Can we make an exception for Fan Rotom and give the poor thing another ability
if it gets an ability change then all must take the fall
No, because only one of them has a useless ability
hardly seems fair
I know, right? Give the poor thing something useful
It’s not useless, it makes me laugh
Or the other ones too perhaps. Just to make them more unique
But seriously it’s ability is so redundant it’s hilarious
Wash Water Absorb
Heat Flame Body
Mow Harvest
Fan Motor Drive
Frost Ice Body
Why harvest
because it mows grass, it felt compatible, it was either that or Leaf Guard
Lawn mowers don’t harvest though, they destroy
Sap Sipper exists
I dunno, anything is better then Levitate
But they float
That’s literally what levitate is about
yep just floati’n around
not all the time, anything to cripple them
Toucannon isn’t flying at all in its model and is immune to ground moves
fine lets just make all Flying Pokemon’s Models Flying
How about agree to disagree? It’s obvious some opinions wont change
It’s like arguing with a brick e-e
i’m just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK OF THAT WASHING MACHINE BEING A CONSTANT PEST
Get a grass type
What Ground type can effectively use grass moves that can’t be ruined by wisp?
No, I’m saying use a Grass type Pokemon
i have them on my OU team but in Mono they ruin everything
Which i can’t even do anymore since everybody got new stuff that is effective and ground didn’t
Rotom counters ground monos, simple as.
Fighting didn’t really get anything groundbreaking, either did Rock really
Unless you feel like counting Pheromosa
Oh doi completely forgot tbh
Though it is banned by mono
Nihilego for rock to kill a few extra mons
And Alex Louis the Bug
no, Wash Rotom does, because it gets a free pass with Levitate and you know it
without it, it’s MUCH weaker
Mudsdale is much weaker without Stamina
Bewear is much weaker without Fluffy
We can literally do this for the majority of Pokemon
they still have solid stats
this one gets rid of the most powerful weakness it has limiting it to only one weakness
(To be entirely fair Mudsdale isn’t that good even competitively with Stamina….. I actually really thought it was but it is extremely easy to counter because it is literally the easiest thing to wear down…. yeaaaaah I’m surprised
Heat needs levitate though
nupe, none of them
Showdown gives it an air balloon as an item in random battle.. it’s glorious
What’s your favorite type of area in games? Like the water level, ice, lava, desert, plains etc.
I love snow levels
plains are the best to me
Plain and simple
yep
Big cities with pretty flowers
My aesthetic
Rocky Mountains
Mountain areas or cloud areas. And also forests and jungles
I prefer exotic areas
YOU’RE TOO YOUNG FOR EXOTIC AREAS
THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEAN PEVERT
Wait are you my boi Jordaniel?
If you mean Fairy yes
The bears kind of my new calling card
Cawlin caurd
Pawling card
Brawling card
OOO OOOO
these are my FAVORITE places to explore
http://pre00.deviantart.net/e65f/th/pre/i/2015/219/8/f/peach_s_inside_story_map__original__by_silver9000supernovax-d94o59g.jpg
Yyy
i dunno
y not?
Either mountain or water areas
I want to see the episode of Dr Phil with star and Toucannon on it
yes i want to see that
This is the best running gag in this website
One of them
I mean Feh is up there
I don’t remember feh °~°
Earthen
Still don’t remember
How
Everyone is trying to get me to like Toucannon. I’ve already had my Phil of it
I saw an image of the two of you together, must’ve been doctored
Leaked Pokejungle anime titles
#69-Vore!? IN MY JUNGLE!?
#70-Fehbulous Battle! Earthen vs Seraph
#71-Rekindle or Burn? Star and Toucannon!
Curious about the previous 68 XD
why are you talking about vore??
Because yesterday Fairy or whoever he’s calling himself was looking up Swalot pics and he commented on Vore, then the site kinda got into a whole share-a-thon on the ins and outs of fetishes
oh…..okay
Can 72 please be a multipart special with me battling Smogon itself to push Araquanid into UU?
I read the manga and I have to say that things are going to get weirde so prepare yourselvesr. Also this arc sucks, there’s a lot of filler.
#80- Silence of the Jungle! Does Everyone Stop Arguing for once??
I’d say it’s more debate tbh, the only time it’s really arguing its earthen and we’re all used to it anyway because we accept that part of him because we all have our own quirks
#83- The war with ziggy fartdust
Again?!
heheheheh yeahh
Or how about #81 The Fanmade Idea that Everyone Loves?!
#82- THE OTHER FANMADE IDEA THAT EVERYONE LOVES!?
#82.5- Earthen doesn’t like the idea
#82.5 Is a 90-minute long Omake
Yus
20 minutes of Earthen ranting.
10 minutes of Earthen smashing things with a hammer.
A 30 second cameo by me.
25 minutes of Earthen ranting.
15 minutes of Earthen praising Earth types.
10 minutes of Earthen praising Samurai Jack.
10 minutes of Earthen killing a ton of Fairy types with an assortment of large metal weapons, both blunt and sharp.
with me occasionally narrating
You forgot to add the specific rant about Alolan forms
That’s somewhere in the 25 minute section.
YeS
This site won’t be the same without all the arguing :p
nope it won’t
#83- The Inside Of The Jungle! One Crazy Thing After Another!
#93-Fairy stops changing names!?
#94-Fairy changes name again
#95-Seraph dies again
#96-Pharap visits
#97-Pharap leaves again
#197-Pharap visits again
#198-Pharap leaves again, again
Then in an anniversary episode I turn up to reveal I’ve been involved in some sort of big secret plot that was actually the big secret behind the series-long arc. There’s a fight and I seemingly die, only to reveal I’m still alive just in time to leave again.
Villain or just chaotic? :0
A plot against some unforseen villain. Everyone thinks I’m the villain though because I won’t tell anyone what’s going on, I have ambiguous morals and a habit of being rude and arrogant. Chaotic neutral.
Let’s be honest
We’re all rude and arrogant XD
The neverending cycle
#72-Hide and Beak! Toucannon Goes Missing!?
#73-Star’s Super Special Sunday Supper!
I like how Toucannon is just a character now
yeah
It’s my Toucannon, I’m the one who released it into the Jungle. Muahaha!
You monster
Toucannon is best girl
I like how Toucannon is just a character now
hau makes how invalid, dividing it gets
Hau is just a character now
and
I like Toucannon
Star likes Toucannon confirmed
I Toucannot right now
SHE LIKES IT
I didn’t say that
*was a character
Spoiler: it comes back.
Like a phoenix from Star’s oven flames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyzfZszOZgA The Jungle
(Every other comment is Press A to Pound)
Anybody interested in room match at pokemon duel?
How many Reunicluses/Deoxys do you have?
nothing my team is really humble team but still can win over full ex.
I see
I have to make sure since those are literally all I see
So what’s everyone’s favorite RPG class to be? I love being a Fighter/Warrior.
Red mage, I like having variety and being fashionably as hell
Healer/Rouge
Healer/White Mage
In no particular order:
Prinny. Samurai. Dragon. Succubus. Ninja. Sniper.
(And Khajiit if they count. Technically they’re a race though.)
Mage
Random time. Do you wear underwear under your pajamas? Why or why not?
um….no…i don’t really
Is it more comfortable without underwears? :O
yeah it is to me
Some people think it’s weird to wear them with underwear, because they consider them underwear too.
Weird I might try it
do it it won’t hurt to do it
Yes; I generally feel uncomfortable without underwear on, unless I’m completely naked. And I only sleep naked on certain occasions…
THE MOD IS A PERVERT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I’M DONE NOPE
Nah but seriously, I do not, shorts boi
I don’t wear pajamas.
Wow I bet you shower naked you slut
HAHAHHHHAHHA YOU ARE CRAZY
I wear my ears when I shower
yeah i bet you do
:O
It’s amazing I know
and i wear my glasses when i shower
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bCSGz6aeIss/TZF_UHncCXI/AAAAAAAAAD8/i4cXGqnMhTc/s1600/weirdAlShower.jpg
oh wow
:0
Same.
And, long time no see.
Hisashiburi Dana.
Watashi wa nihongo o hanasanai
Wat hanasanai means?
“Cannot speak”.
yep
Hai. Anata no nihongo ga warui da. Demo watashi no nihongo ga warui mo…
Chikusho ; n ;
Depends on weather
Hot – No, too warm
Cold – Yes, too cold
I just sleep in whatever I’m wearing. If that happens to be formal, so be it.
You sleep in a suit?
Not that formal. I mean like khakis and a polo or something. I guess it’s not “formal” but it’s definitely not comfortable
Who wouldnt? Thats gross if you just go commando. The real questions is socks while you sleep?
Eww no
Definitely not. My room is the hottest in the house and I have a loft bed
Feet sweat and that weird fluff between my toes? Fuck no, unless it’s cold af
Socks while sleeping is the worst thing ever, specially in summer
Not if you own Pikachu socks. The 90s called and asked for them back but I wouldn’t give them over.
Hello dude.
It’s not a permenant return.
Nice skull.
Yeah I know but it’s good to see u here from time to time.
Pokéjungle Anime characters:
Seraph – A young boy out on a journey to destroy all Incineroar
Kuppo – Seraph’s guildmate who likes
Decidueye and Incineroar, tries to calm Seraph down
Kurusu – Average kid, no clue what the fuck he’s got into
Oily – Weird but cool character who’s always up to something ?
Star – Hates Incineroar too but doesn’t want genocide, just wants justice for Pikipek
Toucannon – Surprise evolved from Star’s Pikipek, follows her even though she was released and dropped off on the other side of the world and possibly killed once
Govnah – Supportive, tries his best, somewhat scared by the antics of everyone
Earthen – Likes Incineroar, on genocide against Fairies and Rotoms. Seraph’s rival even though neither will admit it
Pharap – Enigmatic agent of chaos who shows up annually, is always behind everything
Fairy – Less enigmatic less chaotic agent of chaos who’s everywhere and sometimes genuinely argues, is sometimes just contrary. Low key hipster but won’t ever admit it
Mods – Sweet innocent people who have no clue what the fuck they signed up for, cinnamon rolls, except Dae who may be a perv ?
If you’re not in here I either can’t do you justice or you add your own
You forgot to mention my Marshadow
I’ll admit Earthen is my rival, but an unworthy one
Marshadow is season 3 this is just the beginning arc
Oh yeah, I probably still only have my Rowlet, Dewpider, and Jang
Earthen has Rhyperior, Excadrill, and a Jigglypuff stalker ?
I have water bubble, Rhyperior is already dead
Ithsme – the one always forgotten
Ithsme – One of the more innocent ones, undeserving background character, should totally get his own spin off
xD
Also why does everyone always call me “innocent”? even among extended family and different friend groups, that’s what I’m known as.
Because you are, at least you keep your less innocent side to yourself XD
Well, that’s the goal I’d hope. I don’t exactly strive to be outwardly rude lol
Trust me I know that feeling… even when I don’t act innocent I’m still innocent compared to most people around me
We need a club
Cinnamon roll club
Ithsme – owl man.
I think. (Why do people keep changing their icons!!?)
That’s why I love this website
Don’t we all?
Yes we do
i do
I hate it.
No, I’m like the old grandpa/grandmother with infinite wisdom, but deeps inside thinks “I’m too old for this shit”
Who might be a perv ?
Let’s combine both ideas and call you Muten Roshi.
Maybe I could start a business selling ever stones to keep all Pikipeks and Littens pure
I can respect you not liking Incineroar
But Torracat
Torracat I actually like and believe all should be equipped with Eviolites
But I do wish the arms didn’t look so weird
Torracat or Incineroar’s?
Because I learnt to love Incineroar but I still wish the arms were better
Oh no Torracat is great too oops
I’ll source for Littens, not Pikipeks though.
I need them for the secret Toucannon army.
Hey did u really hate Incineroar?
I do
I didn’t ask u.
But I’m socializing
Again u choose the wrong person.
So?
I’m secretly four steps ahead.
I’ll take enigmatic agent of chaos though. Good title.
*funds Seraph’s mission*
:00000
Incineroar noooooo
YAAAS
Can’t wait to see me on the li-
Oh…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODcC5z6Ca0
Sorry I didn’t want to go overboard, I just picked the ones best for an Incineroar plot XD
Incineroar? More like InSINaroar
Nah its fine, I could be a main/side character later on (about 80 episodes) since you guys were here longer
Season 2 material? ?
Yeet
What about me?
Well you know how some evil characters in Pokemon have a Pokemon LITERALLY DESIGNED to be their signature?
Well a certain member has a job; if anyone blabs about what they do or backstabs the team behind the scenes, they’re never heard from again. This person has a rather large ego too…
For an egotistical and menacing figure, a mon like this seems to fit them quite well)
Pokedex Entry: 63
Macondor
Classification: The Great Condor Pokemon
Height: 12’3
Weight: 384.9 Lbs
Type: Ghost/Flying
Ability: Egotistic/Moxie (Hidden Ability: Perturb)
Stats:
HP: 75
Attack: 130
Defense: 80
Special Attack: 80
Special Defense: 80
Speed: 100
Base Stat Total: 545
Pokedex Entry: One day this Pokemon settled outside a rather barren town. When the people saw it arrive, they began to worship it, mistaking it for a bird deity of sorts. They would slaughter livestock and bring it to the Pokemon in order to sate its hunger. When they began to wisen up to the fact that this Pokemon was not the deity they once thought, they began to stop bringing it food. A few days after this happened, the town was reduced to rubble.
Evolves: Level 57
And yes, this thing is meant to be strong as hell.
wait…is this like a better mandibuzz??
Offensive, egotistical ghost Mandibuzz
cool i hope it’ll be a real pokemon sometime
It’s a better Yveltal
It’s not though XD
May I have an opinion on the name?
Sounds menacing
Yesh
And I’m stuck on a small island in a lake of icy death water rad
Oh no is it THAT shrine?
That shrine best shrine
Well no I got through that shrine by just swimming like crazy and healing myself and got out easily on the trees but I’m in the lake that the water leads out to
I like how you knew the exact shrine XD
Have you ever experienced the joy of Lizal Boomerangs?
They’re amazing
I’ve gotten really good with them
Reminds me of the time I used cryonis for 10 minutes to get to an island. If you’ve been there you’ll know what I mean.
I got two more fakemon lines to finish today damnit!