Have to give a shoutout to EchtMattLuigi on Twitter for this creative video depicting what terrorizes me at night. Slight content warning, there is one instance of the ‘F’ word. You’ve been warned!
And here you can see @pokejungle his biggest fear… pic.twitter.com/fui1eqBHl5
— Jelly Filled Karel48 (@EchtMattLuigi) March 21, 2017
Give him a follow 😉 Always appreciate the hard work put into fan creations!
Ok it worked but the pokemon leveling up changed from group 1 to group 2 o.0
What is the best section in your least favorite pokemon game and your least favorite in your favorite pokemon game.
I like Snowbelle town alot and the looker missions were cool
But I hate the Team Rocket hideout in HGSS
The Mega’s in ORAS were ok and secret bases were fun
I hate the limit to D/P’s Pokedex and how its so hard to get Weavile and Steelix!
Best: I mean…. Goomy existed?
Worst: WHY DIDN’T PO TOWN JUST GET MORE SCREENTIME
Best of worst: I love Reflection Cave and Shalour City
Worst of Best: I hate the getting stuck in the mud shit from Sinnoh. Urgggghhhsfgsjfnrfnrwfk it makes me want to die inside
Like I’m okay with the snow because pretty music and pretty snow and it means I’m close to getting Froslass but fuck the Sinnoh Safari Zone
RIGHT!? God it was horrible. And you have to like wiggle around and then sometimes accidentally flop right into another patch. At least with the snow you don’t run into wild pokmeon
Well just brothers at prom and I just watched the movie CHIPS… just have to say Rosa Salazar is HOT!!!!!!!!!!
But it was a great movie IMO
Rosa Salazzle
ayyy
I’m so tired of pokemon right now omg.
I guess I’ll farm heart scales to remember moves and evolve them and all that tomorrow. I was hoping I would finish this 3 hours ago but nope. Maybe later I’ll see if I can make my character look like Lusamine just for fun
maybe just stop playing and focus on something different?
Well I haven’t played it in like a week. I’ve been doing Stardew Valley all day the past few days so this kinda was me focusing on something different. I’m goona play Overwatch for a bit probably
Is stardew valley fun? It looks kinda cute. I’ve noticed you’ve been talking about it a lot
It’s one of my favorite games. It’s really laid back and relaxing. It’s one of those games where the joy is just improving your stuff. Making a huge awesome farm bit by bit is really fun and there is a Town Hall quest line where you have to fix up this ruined messed up town hall by finding items to stock it with. So if you just come across an item randomly you can head over there can get rewards from it.
You get into a rhythm with each day. If i plan on Mining then I take care of my crops and animals then by the time i finish everything I can get on the bus to get to the hard mode mining area.
All of the townsfolk are cool. You can even marry some of them and it’s pretty cool because they slowly open up to you. I married Abigail because she has a SNES in her room and is just the coolest one. But you can form relationships with every person in the town basically. And each character has little cutscenes with you and its really cool.
Also there are lots of random events like thunderstorms and meteorites that can spice up the daily routine. So overall it’s really great. The only issues I can think of off the top of my head is that the holidays get kinda boring after the first year but there are only two a season so it isn’t that big a deal. You can skip them all together if you really want
wow ok i talked alot about it o.o
So is it real time stuff like animal crossing? Like if you miss a day of playing will you miss out on stuff
No it’s in game days. You wake up at 6:00 AM you can do what ever until midnight (if you stay up too late you pass out and lose money) then go to bed and another day starts. It’s closer to Harvest Moon than Animal Crossing
Ohhh that’s cool. I want to try it out. Maybe when I get a switch one day
I hope the Switch port is good. I hear the controller support kinda sucks on PC but I think that the dev will fix that for the console release.
(Oh yeah.. this game was made by one guy over like 4 years its crazy)
One guy!? That’s insane
There is so much to it too. It’s amazing. I think he’s still updating it too. He released an update a few months ago that had like 3 new farm layouts, two new romance options and lots of new things to do after the main town hall quest. Co-Op is supposed to be in the works too
Wow I want to support it now
I took a break with Leaf Green. I hate how most of the games handle the champion/league buildup. I never have motivation to finish it because you have to grind and shit. That’s why B/W are basically perfect because the story includes the league!
I was randomly walking around in gym with my friend and randomly yelled “Snap into a slim jim!”
You’re too cool for us, seraph
I’m not cool tho
Yes you are
Nah
How?
You true to yoself
But I ain’t cool
But you come here and that’s pretty cool
I…..
Can’t argue that
😀
😀
Plus you’re nice and stuff.. 😛
I’m nice to the peeps I like :3
D’aw :3
:3
On the contrary, you are cool
I don’t see it
Well you make pretty cool Fakemons, you have pretty cool usernames, you act pretty cool, and you have some pretty cool stories
I’m blushing goddamit
Overall, you’re pretty damn cool
…..
(Hiding blush) T-thanks m8
You’re welcome m8
:3
he’s a douche
So I’m a shampoo?
So I’m clean…
Clean like sly…
sly like cool
Cool like RAAAAAAAAAAD
*scraps dirt from my armpits and hurls it at ya*
(Flies through me cause I’m not actually a physical being)
BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
😀
SISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i think you missed the reference
I did, it’s friggin 10:43 and I’m half asleep
Remember when we talked about Pokemon?
No, me neither. And what’s a pokeymanz?
The thing above
I used the think Pikmin was a ripoff of Pokemon and refused to buy it.
I can’t believe how stupid I used to be.
Ur still dumb tho
This is true
XD
I hated Starfox for a tiny bit because the theme song was sorta kinda slightly similar to the Zelda theme
I still hate Starfox. It’s one of the few Nintnedo franchises that I just can’t stand.
I just like yelling “Foxie!!!!!” in Slippy’s voice xD I don’t think it’s a strong franchise though. I think the newer starfox ruined those chances..
….smash also ruined it
… Hands off my bread is no longer existent
Never played it. Maybe one day I’ll try Starfox 64 or something
I hate Starfox because they are ripping off Breath of the Wild by having Revali in it
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/815beff7c830a7d56ceba74c3a388d2e123b6cb94d1055a64c08e690919a0e0e.jpg
Actual footage of me playing in a tourney
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c29f1204270221533e091bec70a04bbd8699ad8632e26596439ca5a2ed79b7d6.jpg
(I know I posted it already, but still)
I somewhat wanna make this my profile pic
Go for it. Follow your dreams seraph!
YEAH
WHY IS ARAQUANID STILL IN RU WTF GET HIM OUT OF THERE
QUICKLY, WE MUST ALL USE ARAQUANID A LOT MORE TO MAKE SMOGON RECONSIDER
YES
(At the same time, drop Mimikyu, it doesn’t get used in OU)
And also make Dedenne NU, like I’ve been using it lately and it can kill Rayquazas on its own. Plus Sitrus Berry + Cheek Pouch is amazing
WTF!?
Yep, all you have to do is 3 easy steps:
1) Nuzzle the green gecko
2) Super Fang that shit
3) GG w/ Thunderbolt
Nuzzle is fantastic with it.
FUCKIN CHRIST
The set I use is:
Dedenne (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
– Nuzzle
– Super Fang
– Volt Switch
– Thunderbolt
Just like how you love using Araquanid, Dedenne is the one I’ve used all the time.
That sounds so bitchy XD
Why not Timid though?
Dunno, I guess for Nuzzle to have that little bit more of damage maybe? I mean, this is the set of my most recent Dedenne
Hmmm
I could see Timid benefiting you a little more
Thanks, I’ll consider it
Yw!
I only say so cause you can use that small bit of defense
That’s always good, should help with surviving some priority moves
:3
You know are the greatest competitive player here! You used my favorite Pika as a Powerhouse!
I have an idea. Favorite games by genre. Let’s say…Action/Adventure, RPG, Strategy, Simulation, Sports, Platformer, Shooter. What else?
Ooh, fighting and racing!
Action/Adventure: Rise of the Tomb Raider or OoT
RPG: Skyrim
Strategy: ???
Simulation: Sims 2 or AC:NL
Sports: Does Mario Kart count?
Platformer: Super Mario 3D World
Shooter: Halo 2
RPG: Earthbound
Shooter: Overwatch
Simulation: Does Stardew Valley really count?
Strategy: Pokemon Conquest because I’ve never played another Strategy game
Action/Adventure: Zelda Twilight Princess/Wind Waker
3D Platformer: Banjo Kazooie but I havent even finished it
2D Platformer: Metroid Zero Mission which i also haven’t finished because GBA4IOS stopped working
Well if Zelda counts as Strategy….
Dammit I misread your list.
oh and
Adventure (not action adventure): Life is Strange
Action/Adventure – BotW (I haven’t finished it but believe me it definitely isn’t too early to say that. I’m absolutely in love with the game)
RPG – Xenoblade Chronicles (Number 1 overall as well)
Strategy – Fire Emblem Fates
Simulation – Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Sports – Meh, I really don’t play sports games
Platformer: Super Mario Galaxy (Really I only play Mario games so there isn’t much contest)
Shooter: Splatoon (I’m so hardcore, I know)
Fighting: SSB4
Racing: Mario Kart 8
Action Adventure: OoT
RPG: Pokemon Black/Fallout 3
MMORPG: WoW
Strategy: tetris
Simulation: Animal Crossing
Sports: Super Mario Sluggers
Platformer: Super Mario Bros.
Shooter: Splatoon
Tetris is pretty fun. I always play it at school when we get the computers
But…best strategy game? I thought I had bad taste in them but you all disgust me lol
lol oh yeah wut. It’s a puzzle game
Yay for Splatoon best shooter!
Fighting: Super Smash Bros (duh)
Racing: Mario Kart 8
Shooter: Shoot me.
Sports: Mario Tennis on the GCN (i actually loved it)
Platformer: Kirby 64? if that doesnt count, kirby and the amazing mirror or Kirby triple deluxe
Horror: Im counting The Last of us because I almost pissed myself
Action/Adventure: Banjo-Tooie/Zelda MM
Simulation: Animal Crossing New Leaf
RPG: tie between Horizon and Dragon Age Inquisition, dragon quest is also really good
MMO: Does Minecraft count? idfk
Why do you all hate strategy so much? ;_;
That reminds me, I really want to play Kirbt Air Ride.
KIRBY AIR RIDE IS THE BEST GAME TO HAVE EVER EXISTED!!! I didn’t put it as racing because lets face it, most people play it for the city trail mode, and I don’t really consider that fitting
YES YES YES
I’ve been considering picking it up to fill my April void, and this reccomendation has convinced me to. xD
its really good, but like amazing playing with other people imo
I’d probably play with my brother, using third party GC controllers but actually playing on the Wii. It’s not optimal but I need something to fill the gaping void in my heart next month. BotW has been great but it’ll only last so long. I’m pretty far in and I’m dreading the end. As petty as it sounds after I finish a game I’ve gotten really invested in I feel really lost, so it’s nice to have a plan.
That or I have too much free time on my hands.
Araquanid is the kind of pokemon who posts shitposts constantly but when he offends someone, he literally writes an essay length apology to them
I am a fucking idiot. I’m using Pomeg Berries to evolve Cleffa but now I have to bring her HP back up -.-
Whooops?
I can get you a Kelpsy
ehhh too late I already started. Might as well evolve it then put it back in PokePelago while I deal with my other pokemon
;~;
Thanks tho
Anytime!
★LIMITED TIME OFFER★
CALL NOW FOR SOME USELESS FUCKIN’ BREEDJECTS
WE GOT TIMID FEEBAS 5IV
CLEFFA 5IV LOVE BALL
STUFFLE WITH EGG MOVES, 5IVS AND BEAST BALL
PETILIL TIMID 5IV WITH FRIEND BALL
BUT WAIT
THERE IS MOOOOOOORE
IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 5.64 SECONDS WE’LL SEND YOU A 6IV MAGIKARP
also petilil has healing wish
I want that pettilli I would say I want the cleffa but i probs won’t use it ever over my moon ball one
…
SHIT I SHOULD’VE USED A MOON BALL IM SO DUMB
I can give you one
Well I already have the perfect Clefairy so theres not really a point. I appreciate it though
but ok when you’re ready to trade lemme know
ok well want me to list all the special ball pokemon I have that I can trade you?
Sure
(i just listed them all and disqus crashed sorry)
Love ball – pink minor, alolan vulpix, hoppip
Moon ball- cleffa, salandit
friend ball- axew, solosis, zubat
lure ball – mereanie
heavy ball – oshawot, alolan sandshrew
level ball – salandit
beast ball – mimikyu, horsea, marill, alolan vulpix, magnamite, alolan grimer
What are the stats and nature on moon ball Salandit?
Timid, Perfect Ivs in ATK, DEF, SPEED, and Sp.def, its HP is decent, and its sp. attack is like almost at perfect
oh dang.. yeah I’ll take that one
ill jump on the plaza now then
same lemme get this heart scale and I’ll be online
oh oops my time is still wrong from the pokepelago exploit gimme a minute
no rush
your name and that opal doesnt make it feel very genuine
No, rush.
LOL I love this new avi and name because its makes it like I always mean business
remember I’m alone
ALUNA***
So a 12 year old girl told me I act like a submissive….
I’m extremely conflicted on this
On one hand, ouch
On the other….she wasn’t entirely wrong about that…
How do I even react?
I’m more confused with how exactly it came up in conversation
It was something anime related, we talked about characters, she mentioned something about male submissives being cute, than mentioned how I acted like one
My life is generally weird
React by saying something cliche by anime standards
Nani!?
I guess
Yep
why is it that I dont have any of the TMs i need
I still want a mewthree fight me
We have one
not the megas
We still have one
??
It’s called Reshiram
i dont get it??
I don’t either
Too bad you bought pokemon white
Eh
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
Same, fingers crossed for gen 8 doing that?
If GF wants to win back the Genwunners just do this
Just make a mew(x) for every generation after 8.
I feel like GF is trying to win them back every gen now. I get that SM was the 20th anniversary and all but they did the same with gen 6. They had the starters as well as all the legends.
I started watching DBZ abridged the other day but I’ve never seen the original dbz in my life
Abridged Cell’s great isn’t he lol
Haven’t gotten to Cell yet 😛
I’m up to the first episode of season 3. I love Freiza though. Actually I love all of the characters that work for Freiza.
Yep XD
Mr. Popo tho
OMFG THE NEW SAMURAI JACK WAS FLIPPING BRILLIANT
Somebody catch me, i’m gonna faint
*Crashes*
Now go play Spla2n
nah too tired and besides i’ve gotten bored of the same stages
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7anythinggoes-552671065
WTF IS LIFE
READ THE COMMENTS
just a random junkie
that team is Ubers material
It is note the names
the names are DaBeezKneez
Of the Beedrills I mean
lol i know i saw those too
:3
Thanks for the petilili Star! Im sorry salandit is a male! also why does salazle always look like its clutching its boob?
@starstorm295:disqus
probably best not to think of the answer
.. does it?
https://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/sun-moon/dex/normal/salazzle.png
oh.. kinda?
lol. But don’t worry about it! I’ll breed it with Ditto and get a female 😛
when I saw it on the trade screen it did, not so much in that pic
bored, don’t feel like sleeping…..
SPLA2N
no, samurai jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYfIET5zM28
I finally got a lotto shop in my plaza!!! and it has 3 stars!!!
Pokemon Stars:
– Adds the ability to rename traded pokemon
instant 10/10
Don’t you mean “battle frontier”?
So somebody’s traded pokemon, with a heartfelt nickname, JUST SO YOU CAN TAKE ITS IDENTITY AWAY
Yeah I can
heyyy so… anyone have a prism scale you can help me evolve my Milotic with?
Gross why would anyone want that stupid thing
Exactly. Who wants Feebas? It’s gross and stupid. I’m trying to get a Milotic. Come on Earthen use your brain
milotic tries too hard to be pretty, all she does now is sit around and do nothing while life hands her everything
Excuse me what? Milotic had to work to become beautiful. She spent most of her life a disgusting useless fish that no one wanted. She had to do the very best she could to help the one trainer that stuck with her and worked to become beautiful
bleh, the species should’ve died out
You are the reason Milotic fight so hard
Fight, all they do is spam recover and rest
Uh oh, but little do you know that my feebas only uses Recover and not rest >:D
That and spam the most broken water move in existence Scald
*steam eruption
This entire testfire has been an entire torturous hour of the Reef. Why won’t it give me any other maps ugh
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BI7EhCFU_Nc/movieposter.jpg
The movie that isn’t finding nemo but also isn’t shark tale
Torturous
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7rubeta-552678702
Feeling pretty rad about this win
EARTHEN SAID RAD MY LIFE WAS WORTH IT
you only get one of these
because i foiled a stupid sub leech mindfuck but brute force always prevails
except against spikey shield or the toxipex version of that move but sure I’ll take what I can get