Movie Night: PokéJungle Horror Story

Have to give a shoutout to EchtMattLuigi on Twitter for this creative video depicting what terrorizes me at night. Slight content warning, there is one instance of the ‘F’ word. You’ve been warned! 

Give him a follow 😉 Always appreciate the hard work put into fan creations!

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  1. We’re having a lot of articles this day and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop…

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    • they’ll never stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop..

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      • …coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming…

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  2. omfg i just cannot find the last bloody shrine,
    if only there was a way to properly scan the map and eliminate ones i did

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  3. We need Pokémon news ASAP. I haven’t touched Sun and Moon for ages (but I really should start a new file on Moon). We just need something, anything!

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  4. I hope whenever gen 8 comes out we just enter blind. As much as I loved all the mons, if I saw Araquanid without knowing what it was, I would have joy squealed

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  5. I know a lotta people have said this but… and by the way I’m completely sad to say this…. SuMo has kinda died for me…. like… I’ll be real, most enjoyable Pokémon experience in YEARS for me. First game I’ve played in a long time that captured that magical feeling I got as a kid playing a Pokémon game for the first time. But… well.. the lack of an aftergame and dumber than normal smogon tiers (Yanmega sweeps 80% of RU, one of the most balanced tiers ATM) , Pokémon has literally nothing to offer me. Worse yet, the Pokémon fangames I usually resort to playing haven’t been updated since the summer. Phoenix Rising is probably a forever away, Insurgence has been on final bug testing for like two months, rejuvenation won’t be updated for around a year, Reborn I’m too lazy to finish, and Azurite won’t be out till I’m a couple years in college. This is the biggest Pokemon drought I’ve felt since …. last year… but besides that, it never seemed this bad…..
    I don’t even care what comes next, all I want is confirmation of something, anything.

    Kalos 3rd game, Unova Remake, Alola 3rd game, any of those things would make me super happy

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  6. Ugh sometimes I really think I should cave in and put Liquidation on Golispod
    Gliscor is just becoming more of a threat and the only thing that can put a dent in it is Golispod after a Swords Dance or repeatedly Flare Blitzing it but still….

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  7. In my fan region I’m making regional forms of gen IV pokemon. By now I’ve chosen: Croagunk and Toxicroak (Poison/Psychic), Luxray line (Electric/Fighting), Buizel and Floatzel (Water/Ground), Glameowth (Dark) and Purrugly (Dark/Fighting), Stunky and Skuntank (Poison/Electric), Hippopotas and Hippowdon (Ground/Fire), Shellos (Rock) and Gastrodon (Rock/Ground) and finnaly Tangrowth (Grass/Fairy). Should I add any more? Are these type combinations good?

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          • All of them… besids Hippo (Who I’m guessing gains lava… but that’s kinda treading close to Camerupt

          • Luxray and Floatzel lines are based on Slavic Gods, Toxicroak line is based on a kind of croaks, Gastrodon is miners, Skuntank is supposed to be based on Tesla and his death ray and the others don’t have orgins, I just think they would be cool.

          • You can’t hate it, it’s a LOGICAL origin
            You hate regionals for not being logical, and this one is logical

          • Evolution. While most Yanmegas in other regions adapted overtime to their current state in order to survive in their enviroments, my region is more supportive of this form so no change was actually necessary. Kinda how like Relicanth never changed due to being as adapted as it needed to be

          • The regional form is larger but a fair bit slower. The prey it mainly targets in my region is much slower than in other regions

          • Basically
            Plus, is it that far to imagine it being an ancient species? I mean, it DOES get ancientpower and require it to evolve

            ….though the one thing I dunno about is if Yanma needs a regional or if it just makes sense to leave it as is

          • Honestly if I were you I would do a cross gen evo or even a mega
            Or just leave it like it is and make it a fossil

          • I would, but
            1. I see it being more permanent
            2. Fossil Yanma seems kinda weird.. plus my mental image is weird for it

          • Then just pull a Porygon-Z and give it an evo where it’s bigger, scarier and can easily tear off the hood of a car

            And I mean a actual Fossil Pokemon that is a ancient bug doesn’t have to be Yanmega but could be a giant dragonfly

          • I see…. I’d just prefer to have it like this, but thanks for the imput regardless :3

            I have a bunch of others I wanna work in too
            But before anything, does Mienshao have fur? I never quite figured out wtf it is

          • Mienshao does in fact have fur as nearly every one of its dex entries state it uses it as a whip but does not learn Power Whip quite a blunder Gamefreak

          • WTF
            I wanna regional it, so that is good to know
            (I also partially want a real life Mienshao, I fucking love it)

          • Croaks?
            I mean, wouldn’t Gastro work better as..
            water/ice
            Water/Poison
            Or Water/Rock?

            And how did Skuntank even happen

          • *Toads. I wanted to say Toads.
            I wanted to make a pokemon based on Polish miners (My region’s based on Poland, Czech Republic and Russia) and I needed more regional variants. A miner Gastrodon sounded cool even if it doesn’t make sense. And Tesla Skuntank is just a crazy idea of mine that I like.

          • I can’t stand it, these are just really friggin weird, i mean how would ANY of this possibly work as regional forms in any possible way

            it’s just horrible HORRIBLE I SAY!!!!!!!!!

          • No. Because I like them. And I know they won’t become official or anything like that, I’m making them for fun. And yes, I asked for your opinion, but you’re not even pointing something out, you’re just saying they are bad!

          • I say they’re bad because they do not make sense
            What is so wrong with people not making regional make sense that should be priority number one is how they changed based on the environment but nope its just to reskin them in the way they want them

          • I mean, I don’t think it was terrible…
            (Personally I would have made it Ice/Ghost, but I’m kinda biased and salty that Ninetails isn’t ghost in some way or another considering its lore)

          • I would’ve gone with Psychic
            But still Regionals should die and the employees who programmed them in should have their prostates probed with buzzsaws coated in wasabi paste

          • I like them, just want some better ones
            (Like Muk was pretty good)
            (I said ghost mainly cause of mystery dungeon. It can cast curses afterall)

          • Curses aren’t always specter in nature, but don’t forget wizards and sages are attached to its butt

          • True true.. but I’d be a little worried of it being too similar to ANOTHER fox Wizard who totally could have been something much more badass

          • Oh my goodness. How many times are we gonna doing this?
            “Heres my fan made regional pokemon/fairy pokemon”
            “I hate it”- Earthen
            “Why?”- Someone
            “Because I hate all regional pokemon/fairy pokemon they should have never existed.”-Earthen
            “You are just so mean give other people a chance.”-Someone
            My goodness, can we stop this already Im not getting at any one person in specific, but it’s literally a broken record here.
            We get it yo dont like regional variants, but they exist, and some dont have very logical explantions, so youre just gonna have to accept it, go cry to your pillow.
            He doesnt like regional variants, why do we persist on asking why when we ALREADY know the answer.
            I know this sounds ranty, buts annoying to see it every single day.

          • Thank you. Earthen isnt mature enough to ignore others opinions, but I believe in you and the others. Please lets try to avoid the same broken recordness by debating the same things

          • CASCY BELIEVES IN ME
            (Drunkenly singing “I Believe I can Fly” as I fall off a cliff in slow motion)

          • I dont have a problem with posting ideas, nor do I have a problem with hating on said ideas because you are allowed to have opinions. The problem arises when someone hates on ideas, people argue/debate about it. ESPECIALLY IF THE IDEAS ARE HATED FOR THE SAME REASON EACH TIME. Why argue? Just say “I respect your opinion, thank you for caring enough to provide input. Would you like to give any recommendations?” See if the recommendations can be applied. Then move on. The end

    • Toxicroak- I’m trying to imagine that
      Luxray- I can see that happening
      Floatzel- Hmm
      Glameow- Maybe, but it sounds like it would be just like A.Meowth
      Stunky- I can’t understand
      Hippowdon- I can see that
      Shellos- Nah its primary sea slug state seems fine by me
      Tangrowth- I don’t understand

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  8. https://mynintendonews.com/2017/03/22/emulation-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-for-pc-progresses-after-surge-in-funds-from-backers/
    This pisses me off indescribably. Way more than it should. But here I am, trying to describe how pissed off I am.

    ugh. Ugh. UGh. UGH. Let me say, I know that an emulator is probably coming eventually. That’s no surprise to me. What pisses me off here is that this group of people is actually willing to pay to not pay. Like, they can’t shell out money for the actual developers, who poured time and money, not to mention creativity, into this project, no. That’s just too much to ask. What they do instead is they pay to cheat. Look, I know that many people don’t have a console for the game, but the amount of people who are willing to pay to cheat the developers out of their money for their product.

    *sigh*

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    • 😀

      Can’t wait! I’m hoping after that they announce a release date, because by then they’ll now where they are with servers.

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          • Seriously this one time i kill this guy after he failed to snipe me
            i kill him
            squid bag him
            DC

          • Think that’s beautiful?
            I play (Game named censored) and when I play a certain character, entire lobbies DC
            They know me

          • Battleborn. The games dead
            Back before me …. .and the one other person in the entire community were so good with a character that we got it nerfed (Dead serious, they litereally nerfed it cause a few people were still good) I was able to score 30 kills per game on good teams.. in a moba…. with a melee character

          • Go watch some footage of it. When I heard about it it didn’t seem that different, but it looks like it’ll play much different. You need to be precise with aiming your flick.

  9. On my homework, it’s talking about sexual maturation and asks for primary characteristics
    I wrote
    Cawk and Vah Jay Jay
    (I’m erasing it now though)

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      • Yeah cause I’m sitting trying to make my mom feel better because she sad and depressed

        The whole started when my Brother refused to go with my mom to a financial aid meeting at school for students tonight!

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          • Yeah I think shes coming around since she got on her phone, but I’ll stay happy in this time of wallow hell I took two chapter tests back to back today with only a small migrain to show

  10. Hey should I post my second youtube video now I made one showing off my Yo-kai medals so should I upload it now… or later?

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  11. I want to get back on the whole emulator talk. Emulators aren’t the same as piracy. Yes, probably some people use them for that purpose. But emulators have a whole different function to fulfill: it let’s you play your favorite games in their enhanced forms.
    Like, for example, I’m a frequent user of Dolphin (a Wii emulator). I use it all the time to play Xenoblade. It lets me play in downsampled 6K to 1080 with anti aliasing, a HD texture pack and lets me play with my Dualshock 4. And it’s all perfectly legal since I bought the game and just ripped my own ROMs.
    The technical nature of an emulator is legal too. It’s perfectly fine to reverse engineer a system and to produce a piece of software that emulates that system. What’s not fine is the illegal distribution of ROMs. So blame the people spreading the ROMs on torrents. But don’t blame the emulator. Because there are quite a few people who like emulators while they still own the original platforms and games. I even bought BotW twice: both on Wii U and Switch, so I could play my Switch copy first and in a couple of months I’ll try to revisit it on my PC. If you’ve seen any screenshot you’ll get why emulators have become so popular, the game is absolutely glorious in it.

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      • PC disc drives can’t read the Wii U proprietary format and SSD read speeds are like 10 times higher than disc read speeds, so loading times are blazingly fast. It’s not a real feasible solution.

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      • I love the article title
        I’m more excited about the water festival going on, just wasted seven dollars on it
        First encounter? Chinchou
        Worth… I have a new Gen 2 mon a love…. and hate gen 2 more for not giving it justice

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  12. Funny fact of the day:
    The fact that Delibird is not in go means they think the game will last till next Christmas at the stage it is now

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  13. “Everyone has balls. Some are manly, some are womanly. But everyone has em.”
    ~Pksparkxx , in a youtube comment

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  14. well tomorrow beckons and my allergies are still not subsiding
    I keep experiencing weird fevery dreams……some which i see happen in real life…
    I thought i saw…Misery

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  15. How’s it all going? Just checking in since I haven’t been on here for a while. Hope you all are safe and healthy and enjoying SuMo!

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          • Technically its been pushed back more so to make the spinoff games that come in between it, and then the series creator taking off some time to work on Final Fantasy 15, but yeah its hype is at unreal levels for fans. Made better that the 1.5+2.5 collection comes to PS4 on March 28

          • okay that kinda makes sense like he has to work on multiple games so everybody can play them.

  16. Hm…so the shiny Tapu Koko theme is being released in NA today. Think that means we’ll get Shiny Tapu Koko too eventually?

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  17. Basically me just now in class
    Me: (asks to use restroom and is allowed to go)
    Me: as the cool kids say, brb
    I walk backwards, pointing my fingers in a snazzy way and dab once I reach the exit of the classroom and walk to the restroom

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  18. Quiet and bored, Seraph’s Ogre idea sounds like fun and wanted to expand on it, I won’t use it but my natural desire to make Fakemons is far too great, feel free to use it if you so choose

    Ogrunt
    Dark/Fighting
    The Brute pkm
    Mold Breaker HA: Anger Point
    Ogrunt are bulky humanoid Pokemon of a greenish brown completion with a pelt of fur covering their chests and pelvic region, they have wide broad shoulders and bulbous arms with large human like fists, they have a band of fur around their wrists similar to their chests, the legs fairy short with big wide feet, a grotesque underbite with thick square teeth and slits for noses, wide angry eyes and a horn on the top of the head, and lastly they are always seen holding a large wooden log like club
    “These Hostile and violent Pokemon attack anything that gets near them, pack leaders are the ones who find the biggest club and fight for dominance

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      • Not really. If anything its worse for them. Now instead of having someone with a controversial opinion in their game, their the company that fired someone for having a different opinion then theirs, which tends to make the victim more popular and rally being them, rather then the company. They could have simply stated “we don’t support his opinions, but we believe in equal opportunity, and that means working with people we don’t always agree with. He’s here to voice a character, not to push his own feelings on to you”.

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        • The problem is alot of people don’t see it that way and will boycott it for his involvement, regardless of what they say. It’s the way many people react nowadays, just look at anything to do with politics in the past few years. It’s not seen as good to be associated with such opinions even if it’s irrelevant to the content he is there to provide, even if you release a statement such as the one you suggested.

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          • That’s true, and I do agree with you on that view, but that’s only half the argument. People also tend to boycott things when people try to silence others, or support people reguardless of their views simply because someone tried to silence them. Look at cases like milo yiannopoulos, a guy who I fully agree is aborderline Nazi with his views and don’t support him what so ever, but he had a huge spike in popularity after twitter banned him, resulting in him having a book deal with a publisher that openly stated that they didn’t agree with his views, but their adults and want to run a business, and he was far from the first person to have different views then them that they published. Heck it wasn’t until the guy stated that he didn’t see a problem with underage children having sex with adults that they finally canceled the book deal. Or look at the suspension of Tomi Lahren in recent days because she said she was Pro-choice, but works in conservative media. People are kinda flocking to her now to support her for having a different opinion and calling for a boycott of her employer because they likely removed her for having a differing opinion.

            Really this’ll boil down to two perspectives. One being that a company did what was needed to preserve their image and didn’t want to be associated with someone who’s currently bad stock, and the other being a company showed that they are either spineless as best, and petty at worse for not wanting to be associated with someone who has a different view. Sadly though I’d bet that this turns into a finebros sort of situation where really most people wouldn’t have even known about John’s cameo since so few people actually know why he’s considered bad stock now, and by doing this they’ve put themselves into the spotlight for both sides to be criticized, and people are more likely to side with the little guy, being john.

          • I agree with you mostly. I think had this been something that happened years ago it would have gone unnoticed until the games release, whether they dropped him or not, and would likely have unaffected it at all. The age we are in makes the decision incredibly difficult. I expect they looked at what Disney did with Pewdiepie and followed suit without thinking on the impact the other way. The fact is Disney is so big it can easily get over anything like that, this company isn’t.
            To be honest apart from on here I had never even heard of the guy, so from my perspective it seems like a good idea to cut anything potentially damaging. But I fully see what you point out, that this may backfire on them hideously. Either way they are kinda damned if they do and damned if they don’t. I guess it comes down to what they think their target audience would think, whether they are right or not will likely be reflected in the sales. Personally I wouldn’t care either way as long as the games is good.

      • As far as I can gather from the usual crap of people saying “he’s a nazi” and “libtards are pissed off”, he more or less said something like black people are naturally more violent then white people and that set a lot of people off. He didn’t condone a crime or anything illegal. He just stated his political opinion and pointed out what he uses to justify it, and people got upset. But again its hard to find anything consistent given the mudslinging around this topic.

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        • good for them, unless I’m missing something here, theres nothing political about generalizing an entire group of people unless you’re talking about a political party, then thats political

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          • Honestly though it kinda troubles me how people think about racism.

            Racism is tought to us through slavery and Jim Crow laws and the KKK and that’s the way many of the angry right wing people think of racism. This extreme racism.

            They figure since they don’t think that black people should be slaves or use different facilities than white people or any of that awful stuff then they must not be racist. That’s where the “I have a black friend” argument kinda spawns from.

            So when they are accused of racism for something they say or do that’s problematic in a less extreme manor they don’t see it as racist. They just say it’s the facts or it’s a joke without looking into the reality trying to protect themselves.

            It’s like how some alt right people protested Rogue One for pushing a “feminist agenda” when really it just had a female lead. They don’t necissarily see women in the way they were seen in the 1950s, but they are uncomfortable since all of a sudden, it’s more than just straight white men in the leading roles. It is a bigoted view but again they don’t see it as such

          • there were men out there that refused to play Horizon Zero Dawn because having a female protagonist alienated them… some people make me shake my head… I sprained my neck I shook it so much

          • Did you just say Grandma Brownie’s Chunker Wunker Bunkers now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks?

          • Oh sorry i could’ve sworn you said something about Grandma Brownie’s Chunker Wunker Bunkers now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks,

          • Aw don’t worry about it. I admit it’s hard to focus knowing that Grandma Brownie’s Chunker Wunker Bunkers now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks has even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks than they had before

        • Uhhh, he did like this interview where he doubled down on serious racist opinions, like “If being a minority is so great, why does nobody wants to be one.” If anyone disagrees that his views aren’t harmful, I’m glad to show them the door.

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          • “Stating your opinion” also does not validate that opinion nor does it shield you from the consequences of those opinions. If I said to someone that I want to beat their kids up because they misbehave, it does not make it OK because I said that that was my opinion, and the parents can take action against me to prevent me beating the kids.

          • Yeah, I understand that, but I feel your kinda simplifying things a bit. saying that you want to beat someone’s child for misbehaving would be assault, heck it’s probably still assault in a lot of cases if it was your own child. Jon said something kinda racist, restated his opinions to be something kinda racist still, but having some valid points, and nothing he said is encouraging something illegal. Again yes he’s responsible for the backlash that he gets for saying what he said, but I don’t think you should be comparing his political feelings to saying he encourages people committing crimes. And even then, it’s kinda foolish to act as if he’s the only controversial entertainer. Its important to always keep perspective on whether or not their views are really worth getting upset over, and in this case I would say their not.

  19. So I finally finished Horizon Zero Dawn, and I was kind of scared to do so because even though I have seen nothing but praise for the game (from normal people) I heard that everyone I spoke to didn’t like the ending at all, but like most things apparently I was different because I actually loved the ending and the entire game. If anyone needs something to play after zelda BOTW (which i still don’t have and I’m salty) or something to play now that sun and moon have served their purpose, I highly recommend this game. Its up there with the Last of Us for story and gameplay

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    • I don’t see anything wrong with the article, unless it was wrong. It’s a little short but that’s about it.

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    • I guess I should elaborate a little.

      I don’t support the things JonTron said, but I do think it’s ridiculous that they chose to censor their game because of differing political views.

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      • Lol, were does this censorship talk come from? They cut ties with someone who negatively impacts the perception of their game. They don’t want to be associated with him, that’s all. There’s nothing censored in the game itself, the voice overs will just be done by someone else.

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        • censorship
          ˈsensərSHip/
          noun
          1.
          the suppression or prohibition of any parts of books, films, news, etc. that are considered obscene, politically unacceptable, or a threat to security.

          His character may not have said anything controversial, but removing his voice from the game for something as petty as politics and opinions is definitely censorship.

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          • They don’t suppress the views though because they are not featured in the media. It’s like when a politician gets thrown out if they find out he is a pedophile, it does not affect the political views he has, but who still wants to work with this guy?

          • Well, there’s a difference between having a different opinion, and saying “discrimination doesn’t exist”
            Jontron quite literally did the latter

          • While what he said was wrong, that’s not entirely different. Both you wouldn’t agree with, but it has nothing to do with a voice over. If people would boycott the game because they can’t handle a person being hired, that’s their problem. Not the developers.

          • I was going to bring this up, but decided against it. Here’s why:
            His views aren’t directly expressed in the game. Removing him isn’t really censoring his ideas, but censoring him from the game. And that’s really not much in terms of censorship.

          • petty….. PETTY!! Do you even know what he said??? yes its censorship and they have every right to do so, for example, if I was running a company and decided to have someone involved in a project with me, only to find out they were a raging homophobe I would absolutely cut all ties with them, and do you know why thats ok? because it means that they as an individual don’t actually see me as and equal and have no respect for me. What Jon Tron said will most definitely have the same effects on both the staff of Yooka Laylee and any fans that may purchase the game, to be involved with someone who has such racist views would destroy their chance at making this game successful and even if they themselves don’t hold these views working with him while he does will say to people that they don’t care about the people he seems to have a problem with.

          • Fae fae… calm down… I’m equally as angry about what he said as you are, but I dunno if Ithsme knows everything that happened. I 100% agree with your view. Try to take it easy on Ithsme a lil

          • this isn’t against Ithsme, this is just in general, I have nothing against ithsme at all, but you should stay informed, we should all strive to be informed. THERE is a Right and a wrong.

          • *sigh*
            Look. They had every right to fire him, I’m not arguing that it was 100% unjustified, but look at it this way.

            They fired Jon because they didn’t share the same views (fact or not, they are views). That implies that all Playtonic workers share views, or they’d be fired. Yet they speak of supporting diversity in all respects, but they fired him for controversial views. It just comes off to me as hypocritical.

          • But how can you have diversity with someone who literally does not want diversity? Lol like you can’t have a bunch of people all of different races with a white supremacist also in the room (Not calling jon a white supremacist, just an example)

          • firing him is exactly how they are supporting diversity. How are you not seeing this??? How would keeping him be supporting diversity? Having a racist opinion isn’t diversity, sure having differing political opinions would be to an extent, but trust me, this isn’t a political opinion as much as people would like you to think so, if it is then saying that all gay people have aids is also a political opinion…. its not, its being an asshole.

      • I’m not saying there’s anything legal involved here, but I think it’s really shallow if the developers won’t work with someone who has differing views. But then, they also did so people didn’t oppose the game for including him. They easily could’ve said “we don’t support his views” or something.

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        • If he flat out said “I don’t like the idea of having minorities everywhere,” it would have been less offensive than what he said

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          • Oh but dont worry because his video on the situation told us not to read into what he said. Because clearly what he says isn’t somewhat representative of his own beliefs

          • “Its not what he says, its what he means in his heart.” (that he never actually said) -Kelly ann Crypt keeper

          • idk if you saw the vid but my favorite part is where he cites jokes by some lady on TV as proof that white people are discriminated against more than minorities.
            It’s gloriously wrong

          • Lemme cite something to prove why Colombus did a good thing in killing the natives
            “Columbia is a country, and it sounds like colombus”
            BOOM EVIDENCE

          • honestly with the amount of racism and bs running amok everywhere these days I have to take time away from it all just to give myself a break, its really tiring listening to idiots spout nonsense instead of educating themselves.

          • I saw a magazine talking about how trump was the person who caught Russian spies in the government, outsmarted putin, and outsmarted the “fumbling” FBI.
            I posted it earlier
            The more I see life, the less I want to live

          • yeah ok, is he not currently being investigated by the FBI for being in league with russia, and has been since like the summer.

            The man has the most severe case of overcompensation I have ever seen.

          • It was a magazine, not even him that said this shit
            Once I can, I’m moving from this country

          • Canada seems nice. It’s too bad my entire family lives here in America in the south, It would be tough to move to a whole other country on my own.

          • yikes, just try to avoid the small towns if you do come here, most are lovely but some are a lot like the american southern stereotype, racist, white, and homophobic. AKA my hometown

          • I didn’t take AP social studies cause I had too many AP classes
            I got put in a low level class because it was the only US history class available
            The entire class is full of avid trump lovers
            Almost all do drugs
            I want to blow my own brains out

          • More than half of my IB class was high during school. I don’t think it’s really that bad. What’s worse is when they’re so drunk and high that they can’t think properly, and you have to help them not throw up everywhere :^)

          • Any white person with a brain (which is usually pretty rare tbh) could tell you that minorities definitely face more discrimination than them.
            Like it’s right there. Just step outside and use your eyes.

          • I mean like I feel really guilty b/c I go to college where it’s 1/2 conservative, but there’s no protests or anything. And I’ll see my friends going to nearby cities to march and protest and I feel bad b/c I’m not doing anything. And I’m very aware of my privilege so
            I think they’re just afraid of people taking their “power” away from them.

          • Why do people get defensive at me for trying to express that I think what the company did was wrong but then nobody bats an eye when you say it’s rare for white people have a brain?

          • For starters, I’m white so I’m also criticizing myself.
            Second, it’s a figure of speech. In this context, I meant it as anyone who’s somewhat aware.

          • Criticizing yourself doesn’t make it alright.

            I’m just gonna go offline for a bit. MelloMori’s right, it seems I’ve opened a can of worms here that I wish I hadn’t.

          • I should also reword that, I mean defending your side. Same way I am mine.

            I’m starting to be a hyprocrite now, I said I’d go offline but I still haven’t. Oops.

          • obviously he’s joking about the amount of crazy white people in the states who are running around seemingly without one, no one actually thinks he means all white people are stupid, but as a white person, we seem to have the numbers believe me.

            The problem is, you seem to be more outraged with what the company has done with what JonTron said

    • Honestly, looking through some of these comments here and in the article, its really nice to see that we can actually have different opinions, all be it also showing that some people are also guilty of being kinda racist.sexist in other ways.

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        • I’ll be honest I kinda found my favorite adult drink of choice(which is about as potent as 3 drinks), so I’m fairly gone at this point. More what I mean is that we can actually talk about something like this and not fall completely to one side and actually have differing views. Like I agree with you that really it looks worse for them for removing Jon since it makes them look less professional since part of the adult world is accepting that you’ll have to work with people that have different opinions then yours, and that’s fine so long as their legal.

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        • Ehh, there’s been one statement that’s kinda racist here, but that’s not worth really arguing since this entire topic’s turned pretty toxic.

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          • on the contrary, I think its been one of the least toxic arguments we have had on the site, are we reading the same threads? 😛 Im scrolling but I’m not seeing anything racist either, but maybe this was before I got here

          • More I meant that someone did make a shot as saying that most white people aren’t exactly smart enough to see that people of minorities are discriminated against. Let’s be honest, that’s kind of a racist statement.

            But I meant more that the topic as a whole has become toxic across the internet. Our little corner of it is pretty chill.

          • Hey there, if you disagree with something that I said, please let me know. I’d rather you just say it to my face. Thanks.

          • I was trying to save face a little, but yeah. That’s kind of statement’s kind of in bad taste when your trying to argue that people of the majority don’t see discrimination.

          • It’s not that the people of majority (which includes me as well, by the way) don’t see discrimination, it’s that usually if they do, they choose to ignore it. That’s also a problem. Perhaps I should have been clearer in my statement.

          • Let’s just take this all as a moment to learn. Yeah people have to realize that you shouldn’t ignore discrimination, but you also need to make sure you don’t discriminate people for the sake of another group since it doesn’t make you much better. But no worries man. Just better to point these things out when you see them and try to be polite about it. I’ll be honest that I’d be hurt if you folks didn’t call me out when I say something stupid or insulting, which I try to avoid.

          • Have you maybe seen who is running the US right now? A bunch of racist brainless white people and their followers who are so outspoken that they seem like there are more than their actually are. Everyone knows thats what he’s talking about, but honey, if someone saying white people are stupid is seen as racism to you then I’d hate to see what you’d do as a marginalized minority. Obviously its a generalization but in todays society its one thats hard to ignore, maybe if we as white people focused on actually stopping stupid racist white people instead of trying to become the victim we can solve the problem instead of being the problem.

          • So, and please forgive me if I’m reading this wrong because I have been drinking, your saying that because the U.S. government is largely run by white people that means we shouldn’t call out racism in any form, however big or small it is, and instead focus on the bigger cases of racism while ignoring the smaller ones because their less important. Because that’s really how your statements seem to sound to me when reading them. By all means yes people need to call out people being racist, but I would think that we should be calling out all forms of racism, not just the one’s that seem more important.

          • I don’t think people making fun of a small amount of racist white assholes is anywhere near the same as the actual systemic problems that face minorities.

          • And I agree and disagree. Is it any were near as big? No. The problems of many groups out weigh a lot of racist statements towards white people without question. But at the same time that doesn’t make them any less racist. If you want to stop racism, you need to stop it in all forms at all groups, big and small. Yeah their are a bunch of racist assholes out there, and by all means call them out, don’t support them and all of that stuff. But don’t try to prioritize one group over another since that just pushes aside problems, if that makes any sense.

          • you missed several points and didn’t quite grasp what I was saying but thats fine, at least you’re trying, but unfortunately I do have things to do so I must leave it at that

          • No, I think I got what you said pretty clearly. You pretty much said that because I pointed out a somewhat racist remark about white people, that my remark isn’t really valid and that I wouldn’t really make it in this world if I was of a minority group. I simply pointed out that instead of trying to act like certain groups are more important to fight for, why not just say “screw Racism” in all of its forms. Also lovely to assume that the problem is only “stupid Racist White People” instead of just saying racist people in general.

          • Or maybe I just have a different opinion to your’s and as you said you don’t have the time to explain and realize that even if you did I probably won’t see eye to eye with you and its simply easier to say “you don’t understand honey” as if you were speaking to a child rather then having an actual discussion. But again, its probably better that we stop now since we probably wouldn’t budge on our views either way.

          • ok first, I say honey to everyone in real life, its my way of trying to diffuse tough situations, I’m not talking down to you. Secondly my point about “white” people running the country was what you didn’t grasp in your first response, I’m not saying because white people run the country we shouldn’t call out those forms of racism, which yes they exist but they’re not really a huge issue, its a very small occurrence, and sure we should call it out, however this is my point, its not just white people that are running the US, its stupid racist white people, sure it would have been better to change it from white to republican in the other posters original post about not having a brain, but most republicans are racist stupid white people, is that a generalization, sure, is it unfortunately very accurate, hell yes! And you know whats also a problem, those same people time and time again are too absorbed in their own realities to actually realize that they are stupid and racist in their daily lives, but the minute someone even remotely disagrees with their right to be that way, they call people out and call it discrimination, its like the religious right wing crazies that call it religious freedom to discriminate against others. You cannot have it both ways, and white supremacy is on the rise again in the US and around the world and its toxic and its not being stamped out because people call it a “political opinion” instead of what it really is, complete and utter bullshit.

            But you’re right, we’ll probably never see things eye to eye, and honestly I’m tired of having to debate with people over these things. So why don’t we just let it slide for now.

          • Thank you for giving a reasonably polite statement back. I’m sorry if I came across as rude. I’m my little corner of the world calling someone honey or sweetie that isn’t someone significant to you is kind of a big insult to them, but I understand your use of the word. Sorry if I came across as hostile.

            And yeah I don’t disagree with you. I’m not a fan of a lot of the people who are currently running our country. Heck if we were fully allowed to voice our political feelings you would probably see me making a post daily about how much I’m not a fan of the current administration. But at the same time, and maybe I’m just off like this, I kinda see the way you change, and beat those kind of people isn’t by shouting at them and saying your the bad guy, but trying to speak out to them on a level they understand. Like yeah their are plenty of racist people out there, but that’s more from what they’ve been raised on and what they see in their small bubble. by exposing them to something different to what they know, they can grow and actually change their opinion. Heck many of those republicans who for years voiced their opinion’s of being anti-LGBT actually changed their opinion and became supporters with watch Will and Grace of all things.

            Kinda getting back to the source of things is that I don’t think we should make enemies out of people we disagree with, but try to present your views through a way that they can understand. And if they still say that they see your view, but it doesn’t change there’s, then don’t support them. Don’t vote for them, don’t buy their stuff, don’t watch them, whatever applies. Hurt them where it counts. At least then the’ll likely be a much smaller issue to you personally.

          • honestly life would be so much easier if we could see things through other peoples views and eyes just like swap minds for a bit, then we wouldn’t have these problems, unless you lack empathy then idk what to tell ya

  20. ok clearly some butthole was hacking Splatoon, he was moving at lightning speed i’ve seen people with save scummed all movement speed buffs but this one was beyond comprehension

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  21. GOTTA GO FAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSANIC

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  22. Well I built a village and turned it into a thriving community of love and prosperity
    What do I do first?
    I start pulling floorboards and bombing trees to restock my lumber that I initially invested in

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    • i don’t really care for any power ranger movies because i never really like the show to begin with.

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    • I’m gonna see it tomorrow, but I’m not getting my hopes up. All the reviews say it’s a very odd movie so that could be a good thing I suppose(?) Either way I’m still not sure. Bad reviews mean nothing as I’d say the ideal spot for Power rangers is “so bad it’s good” I suppose I’ll wait until I see it to really judge it tho lol

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    • I’m seeing it tomorrow. It will probably not be very good but then I am quite attached to the original PR cast and Designs.

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  23. I’m bored and hangry, i got absolutely nothing to do until the Testfire and i need to do something moderately productive today….
    maybe i’ll just go hit up my favorite stores and see if they restocked Switch stuff….

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  24. alright i’m kinda having a gamer life crisis
    i feel like its my obligation to honor and play the games i invest so much time in and that means World of Warcraft which i haven’t touched in a while, i’ve been a wower for 8 years and i feel like the spark is gone, sure i still love the game with all my Dwarven Heart but i feel like i’m out of my prime…i should have all my toons to level 110 by the end of the first month of the new expansion and that was months ago….Legion screwed a lot of the stuff which made it hard to power level on my characters….
    So the times goes by and i have to pool my efforts into other commitments such as pokemon, minecraft splatoon and ect,

    I dunno i think i’m gonna focus on wow for the time being since BOTW is pretty much finished and i kinda promised to myself that i will only fight and beat the final boss with an audience, just play wow until i get all my toons to 110 or until Yooka-laylee takes flight

    my biggest challenge is gonna be leveling my two least favorite classes…..Priest and Druid…..bleh and my druid is level 92 so i didn’t even level him to the cap of last expansion…..

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    • maybe its just time for a new MMO man. I played WoW from Vanilla to WotLK, but quit during the mass exodus that was the crusaders tournament given that raid was total BS and never looked back. Took some time off, then picked up Rift, then GW2, and finally found a home with FF14. Maybe its just time to take a break and see what the world has to offer to you, and hopefully find a new world to call home.

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      • No…Ironforge will always be my home…
        i still remember the year where i did Daily Quests like clockwork to get 100 mounts which now clocks in at 263

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    • i heard that jontron’s voise was removed from the game because of his “contreversial” things he said.

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          • Basically just a bunch of political racist shit. It’s a big mess. I’m trying to like read up on it and there’s a lot of things that he said. I saw one comment where he said black people ruined america twice when they made Obama win. I just don’t understand why he felt the need to go on a political tirade. He’s entitled to his opinion, but obviously he’s not very smart. He gets paid to play video games. He lost a lot of subs and also video game deals it seems. He should be careful about what he says. I don’t feel bad for him at all

          • i feel like 15% bad for him but he maybe needs to not really mention ALL of the political stuff that he thinks about but whatever i still like the dude

      • It is kind of a shame that it’ll likely backfire more more for the studio and probably hurt their sales, but then again they do kinda deserve it for making a knee-jerk reaction like they did.

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        • this is why i have absolutely zero knowledge or care for politics
          It is nothing but shit and crap being tossed around by crazies

          Why can’t everyone just focus on their own lives

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          • I’d say blame internet culture, but this’ll just turn into one can of worms that isn’t worth opening. We saw it yesterday when we talked about the topic, and we don’t need to repeat it again.

          • i just truly don’t care, everyone today is too overly opinionated these days, yap yap yap yap, my Douche of a Brother listens to debates and wackos 24/7 (even when he sleeps and he has to nerve to spitfire when i call him brainwashed) and he constantly rants and raves

  25. For the GO event I need 1 more candy for Psyduck to get Golduck, Catch another Wooper for Quagsire, 6 till Azumarill, 5 candies till Shellder and just got a Seaking and Ploiwhirl! 😀

    And only 18 candies till I can up my Bellsprout to Weepinbel then right to Victreebel 😀

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  26. T_T the first thing my asshole brother says to me is a gigantic rant about jontron and playtonic
    how Jontron did nothing wrong, everyone should have the right to voice their opinions no matter how bad they are (i guess common curtisy is dead), how the whole thing is secret government financial bullying to get what they want blah bleh blah, why can’t everyone just shut up

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  27. Ugh I just realized why I was on Miiverse way back when dinosaurs existed it had RP’s … Who actually knows what that is

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  28. Woah is the storm close?

    No, it’s a FarStorm

    It’s raining automobiles!

    It’s a CarStorm

    What kind of zip file is that?

    RarStorm

    What form did they take?

    StarForm

    I need to pay attention omg I’m literally in class…

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  29. Ughhhhhh stupid stone edge miss, would’ve killed Rayquaza, allowed me to land a free Iron Head on Xern a chance to flinch and disrupt the inevitable geomancy which would’ve been low enough for a Life Orb Iron Fisted Bullet Punch to finish it and win….

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  30. “I was having a good day until I went on the GTS and realized why I hate people” – Every Pokemon Fan Ever!

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  31. can anybody with a Switch try connecting to eShop? in my constant stream of bad luck i for the life of me cannot figure out why my Switch won’t connect to the internet, it connected in the past but never does so, everything is right, the connection is stable and all that but its just not working, and i fear because of this i’ll miss the testfire

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  32. Ok I followed the advice given to me
    -Be in good connection zone
    -Keep it on YouTube
    -Leave it be till done

    And still nothing on my video!

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  33. …ok anybody else get to testfire?
    if so my only complaint is the new map, i find extremely inconvenient to obscure the game to check the map, and the Splashdown so far doesn’t offer a decent defense and sub-par offense, really just a quick refill of ink (and to note: the splash doesn’t make you invincible when you jump)
    and lastly is the colors are bright and the motion controls make me nauseous but i still got to work up a immunity

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  34. So I know this is going to be a long question and long answers, but what are your guys Favorite of each split Evolutions?
    Vileplume or Bellossom
    Poliwrath or Politoed
    Slowbro or Slowking
    Eeveelution
    Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan or Hitmontop
    Cascoon or Silcoon
    Beautifly Or Dustox
    Gardevoir or Gallade
    Glalie or Froslass
    Ninjask or Shednja
    Solgaleo or Lunala

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    • 1. Both are equal IMO
      2. Politoed definitely. Poliwrath literally looks like a bigger poliwhirl
      3. Slowking is way cooler, and can talk
      4. Umbreon, it’s the first dark type, and it just looks cool
      5. Hitmonelee, kicking is just cooler
      6. Uhhh
      7. Uhhhhhhh
      8. Gardevoir. Psychic/Fairy. This pokemon has always been so cool
      9. Froslass- Unique typing and cute design
      10. Ninjask- original speed boost demon
      11. Solgaleo #1

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    • Vileplume all the way
      Poliwrath
      Slowking, I find it oddly cute
      Jolteon
      Hitmontop
      Cascoon but I don’t find it too different from Silcoon
      Dustox, it’s evil face is lovable :3
      Gallade
      Froslass
      Ninjask
      Lunala

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    • 1. Vileplume
      2. Politoad
      3. Slowking
      4. A tie between Umbreon and Slyveon
      5. Hitonchan
      6. Silcoon
      7. Beautifly
      8. Gardevoir
      9. Froslass
      10. Shednja
      11. Lunala

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    • Tough decision, maybe Blossom though
      Politoed 100%
      Slowking
      Espeon (shocker right?)
      Hitmontop
      Cascoon
      Beautifly
      Gardevior (tbh neither of them really jump out at me)
      Froslass
      Shedinja
      Lunala

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    • Bellossom
      Politoed
      Slowking
      Umbreon
      Hitmonchan
      Silcoon
      Beautifly
      Gardevoir
      Froslass
      Shedinja
      SPOILERS arghbzbchbeehjahrzch zhbhz

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  35. Can we go off of Cascoons question and ask what pokemon you would like to see a split or “branch” evolution of? No eevee’s though, thats boring.
    Mine would be:
    Drowzee
    Mime Jr
    Ponyta
    Dunsparce (I want two evolutions for it with different attributes)
    Surskit
    SALANDIT
    COMBEE
    Petilil
    Cottenne
    and lastly I want sun stone alternates of Clefable and wigglytuff, but that will never happen

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    • I mean I suppose my question is only half of Stars question LOL i guess I could explain mine

      Drowzee – Pyschic/Dark Hypno alt. I want it to be the ultimate dream eater, nightmarish (more than hypo)

      Mime Jr -Pyschic/Fairy, more clown like, I know clowns and mimes are different but it would be an interesting concept, perhaps with more colourful design.

      Ponyta -Fire/Flying PEGASUS

      Dunsparce -Ground/dragon snake, fairy/dragon snake.

      Surskit – A bigger pond skater that stays bug/water

      Salandit – a thief with a sack on its back.

      Combee – A bug/steel worker bee

      Petilili – Give me it the grass/fairy princess daydream it deserves

      Contenne – One that looks like a little royal prince that stays pure grass to complement lilligant

      idk for the last two

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  36. So what predictions of Sun and Moon did you have that ended up being wrong?

    – It would be based in Italy
    – Split starter evos
    – Fire/Poison Grass/Flying Water/Fighting
    – legendaries would be a humanoid duo
    – No evil team
    – A second region ;~;

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  37. Can I just say that Tyrogue has the weirdest evolution method? You have to have the exact EVs to get the one you want. Plus Hitmontop needs the stats to be equal? Like it’s insane

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  38. If your favorite Pokémon got a regional form then what would it be like? Don’t do a Pokémon that already has a form obviously.

    Lopunny
    Fighting/Ice

    Lopunny’ fur turns white to blend into the snow and escape predators. It would look like an in between of its regular and mega form with tan ribbons on its ears and wrists. The ribbons turn pink when shiny.

    And sense Lopunny has a mega…

    Primarina

    Ghost/Water

    Primarina gets all spooky looking and lives in murky waters. Its hair is cut short and is a green color. The decor on her head is changed to sea weed to cover one eye. The eyes are red and it changes to a dark blue, green and black color scheme. It lures sailors into the water where it drowns them

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    • Nrrrrrrrr hmmmmmm nope none of my favorites would ever need change
      Rhyperior are already lava proof
      Excadrill ain’t growing no damn wig
      Aerodactyl ruled the skies so they rarely need to change

      First it was people giving anything a Mega and changing it willy nilly now with regional forms it’s even worse

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    • Decidueye
      Ice/Ghost
      Decidueye drastically changes, with it’s “cloak wings” now like powered show, and it’s feathers are icicles, along with its tail feathers. It’s mask now grows, covering the outside of the mask, and it now looks like a snowflake.
      Now that it’s feathers are icicles, Decidueye uses them as arrows, which are considerable more effective than its previous ones. When its prey gets lost in a snowstorm (in which it creates) it will shoot a multitude of arrows out of nowhere, confusing the prey until it falls.

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  39. Recently, I’ve been doing an X Nuzlocke (first Nuzlocke challenge ever), with these rules added on: 1) No megas 2) no exp share 3) No potions during Gym Battles, E4 battles, or Champion battles. I’m at Camphrier Town, and so far, three have perished….
    This is the current team:
    Forrest (Quilladin) Lv 16
    Derek (Sentret) Lv 10
    Azure (Azurill) Lv 16
    Blade (Budew) Lv 15

    And these are the ones who have fallen:
    Funnel (Bunnelby) Lv 9 – Killed by Viola’s Vivillion
    Zephyr (Pidgey) Lv 14 – Killed by Rising Star Hamish’s Kadabra on Route 5
    Stinger (Beedrill) Lv 13 – Killed by Rising Star Hamish’s Kadabra on Route 5

    It’s been some pretty rough luck with the Pokemon I’ve caught, and some of these battles are damn hard. But in a way, I’m happy that X is challenging now.

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    • Idk if you took my words and tried an XY nuzlocke, but Im glad you did anyway. People really underestimate the game. Trust me it will get to a point where you must heal after every battle. Definitely very hard. Good Luck with Grant. He WILL destroy you if unprepared.

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      • The test fire uses the four most commonly used playstyles, so the paint brush isn’t in there. And chargers seem to work the same.

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          • Really the test fire seems built around showing off the core playstyles and new specials more then anything. The dual splatties are kinda interesting as it seems like their shots don’t fall, but rather evaporate, so you have to aim down to actually paint the ground as opposed to the splatter shot.

    • It’ll probably be in the game, but lets be honest, the splatter shot and the splatter shot Jr are similar enough that you could get an idea of how both play just from the splatter shot, which is the point of a demo.

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      • Hopefully. I can’t see it getting cut but I need it in the game. Even though it’s similar to others I seem to do so sooooo much better with it.

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  40. Well might as well go to bed, I’ve done nothing but stare at my ceiling dizzy from allergies with a sense of unsatisfaction

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  41. The Splatoon 2 Global Testfire was good…really good. The gyro controls work really well and I found it cool how you could point to where you wanted to warp to with your controller. Graphics are amazing as well.

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    • Hmm. I”m not really a fan of them myself. I found it really hard to aim with them and ended up turning them off. But glad to hear they worked for ya.

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  42. Also, I couldn’t figure out how to get into Goron City so I just cooked myself some food and rushed it as fast as I could, and it actually worked. Now I have the armor and I’m on my way to the last Divine Beast 🙂

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      • It’s the 4th one. I really enjoyed the Gerudo mission, that was probably my favorite of all (but really, they’re all my favorite)

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    • A little late to help, but for future play-through’s their’s a girl at a stable just outside the death mountain area that will sell you potions to resist the heat. She even outright says you’ll die if you go up there without them, but she’s easily missable.

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      • I was actually looking for something like that but then I just said “screw it” and kept running in one direction while healing and I stumbled on Goron City much quicker than I had anticipated.

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  43. Splatoon 2 thoughts:
    – My skills hold intact
    – STUPID JUMP BUTTON CHANGE WHAT THE HECK?! I’ll get used to it but it caused me more splats than I’d like to admit.
    – if you liked or had interest in the first, you’ll like the second. They’re fundamentally the same game.
    – I loved musselforge, hate the other one.
    – pro controller motion controls feel more on point than the gamepad did

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  44. Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj465d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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  45. Who’s bloody idea was to make the next GTF at 7AM?
    After struggling with my Switch’s reluctant Internet connection now I’m being further punished by a lack of players to start games with, reducing my playtime to a mere 12 minutes

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  46. Did anyone else experience a much larger number of idle players in this testfire? Normally I would think I just have bad luck, but there were idle players in almost a half of the games I played. Once there were 3, and I experienced none in last night’s one. Could this be a connection thing?

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          • I just hope they make a decent roller with a Kraken,
            kraken is my best defensive ability

            (also a lot of the times i just immediately hide in my trail and nobody pays attention)

          • I just want a carbon copy of the Splattershot Jr. in the game. I’ve perfected my play style with those exact weapons, so I hope I can use it again.

  47. Well on today’s agenda
    -Catch Tapu Bulu
    -…..
    -…..

    … Well I’ll work on it Oh and my brothers going to Junior Prom Tonight so thats good news! 😀

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  48. Ok why the heck can you release a pokemon and lose the item they were holding why doesn’t it put the item in your bag? I’m lucky I had a couple extra everstones

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  49. I finally beat the last Divine Beast! Now I have about 40 more shrines to go…by the way, does anyone know of a good Switch case that I should buy?

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  50. Well let this be known
    I IAN Entharalis Earthen T. K.
    Have Beaten Breath of the Wild with
    27 hearts
    3 wheels of stamina
    236 Korok Seeds
    120 Shrines
    And the entire Hyrule Compendium completed
    and on my profile a whopping 140 hours of game-play

    bask in my greatness! BASK IN IT I SAY!!!

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  51. I love using Dedenne so much on Showdown. Giving it a Sitrus Berry with Cheek Pouch, Nuzzle, Super Fang, Volt Switch, and T-bolt is great. Like I’ve taken out a few Rayquaza with it, and it’s satisfying.

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  52. Petlil is the last pokemon I have left to breed 😀
    Too bad I have to chain breed from Clefairy to Cherubi to Petlil then find a Sun Stone to get one with Healing Wish

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    • meh. I”m just chilling my self, rewatching My hero Academia since its on Crunchy roll now and their getting season 2 next week. But yeah. Kinda quiet today, but its that time of year. Pokemon news is pretty much dry and a lot of the big releases around this time are RPG’s that don’t appeal to us all, so we don’t talk about them much.

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      • I think you can do a tad better then being sleepless
        but is the Shapeshifting just anything in general or some limitations
        Follow up does it affect the entire body or can you kinda segment it into areas I.E. long stretchy arm with blade fingers

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          • Unoriginal but it’s your choice

            You probably could create liquid ice weapons, blades, clubs and whips

            Or the ever powerful elemental exoskeleton where you are in a living blob of water (in a humanoid shape) where you can do a ton of abilities

    • Super Strength: Can lift 50-100 times my weight with minimal effort (but fatigue is a very much a issue where I can burn out my strength the more I use it)

      Geokinesis: Minipulate all forms of minerals in any conceivable way (with the proper training and practice) but must be physically touching the ground (mostly limited to common minerals and some metals)

      Superhuman Durability: Can withstand great amounts of pain, like a rampaging Semi Truck collision is the equivalent of being tackled by a average man, this also includes a healing factor but this does take time

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      • Which element, usually if you control more they’re usually weaker the more you have and take much more skill and energy to compensate

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        • Uhhh well if I had to choose then probably water. I was kind of thinking more along weather lines, so I think it’d be cool to create storms ^-^

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          • I had a hunch, you seem like the storm wielder type
            Create slicing winds
            Lighting blasts
            Vortex conjuring
            Rain needles

            I did have this old weather monster drawing whom I gave a attack where it creates a electrocharged rainstorm where every drop of rain has electricity running through it

          • That’s pretty cool!
            And yeah, I had that stuff in mind. I could also probably alter the air currents to be in my favor, so that I can fly faster

    • The ability to make anything happen with my mind, thats all I need to do everything.

      But if I really HAD to only have three id go with
      Flight
      Fusion (because it seems cool, like fusion from SU)
      Shadow Elemental control, its like a combo of light and darkness that has can have a physical energy, kind of like fire or water.

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      • Omnipotence is strictly forbidden,

        but with all forms of elemental control the abilities are nearly unlimited (like you could pull light and shadows from nearby objects to use as weapons and appendages like wings (but the philosophy is light and dark elements are the very staple of the universe ergo if you use them too much or don’t put them back they destabilize along with the objects taken from

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          • every superpower has rules and limitations
            And the Elements are no exception, they are the very building blocks of nature, peaceful on paper but wild and chaotic in nature

            And Light and Shadow are the most religious (and tough to use simultaneously), where they are good and bad but necessary for the world to function properly, you much achieve perfect balance of good and evil to wield them both otherwise the scale tips erratically, that a mere shade will corrupt you or a single gleam of light sears your soul

          • Im sorry but I disagree, this is certainly a perfectly plausible explanation of a certain rule for powers, but not the only one, much like fantasy itself there are many different ways for one to achieve and manage powers, as well as many different ways in how they would work. If they fit into a box so easy then they would no longer be such, they would be more akin to science. Its the same with fantasy and religion, they are such because anything can be possible under the right circumstances, if they all had to abide by the same rules then they wouldn’t exist in the first place.

            However I know you, so I expect your response telling me I’m wrong

          • tell that to most fiction and science fiction laws
            Point is Natural Elements and Science don’t mix, you can’t rationally dissect the rules of the light and shadow

          • whoop there it is. Yeah no, I get it you’re probably not really a fan of fantasy in general and thats fine, but at least try to understand it. Theres really no need for rationality in it anyways, stop trying to convert everything into the laws of our world, not everything has to be like that

          • But that’s just bad writing, oh you can do anything and nothing can be done to you, why don’t you just call yourself god you t*at

          • something you can’t understand isn’t bad writing, as long as it has an explanation and its OWN set of rules its perfectly sound, but it doesnt need your set of rules

          • they’re not my rules its the superpower’s rule,
            i mean honestly let’s discus what exactly one can do with light and shadow
            its just purely light and the absence of light which is electromagnetic radiation visible to the human eye, which at worst can blind, and burn through things
            where shadow just blinds and freezes stuff if stuff is left there

            but the magical fantasy rules attune it to holy and unholy magical properties such as righteous good and corruptible evil

          • well in a scientific way yes, but given a more elemental magic look the possibilities are quiet frightening

          • ugh you just don’t get it, Im not talking about literal light and literal darkness to begin with, I tried to express that by saying it had a physical energy. Honestly earthen I think this is one you probably won’t understand no matter what. Its a concept that out of your range of thinking, and I don’t mean that rudely. But honestly you are so hung up on rules, and you think their are rules set in place for superpowers and how elemental powers work, and as many of us have said, there are not, they vary from fictional universe to universe and sometimes they don’t even have rules, its complex but very simple and you’re trying too hard. In some fictional universes beings absolutely have godlike powers and can create things from nothing, in others their are rules, pros and cons, blessings and hindrances, its honestly that simple.

          • alright find me proof that a lack of rules works or is acceptable (actual proof),
            Because if Superpowers were all willy nilly they wouldn’t mean as much

            i hold superpowers in high regard because its all writing and imagination, but its just something that needs rules and laws to be more convincing and real,

            like a fire manipulator being weak to water or cold, its just something that cannot be ignored

          • Does One Punch Man work?
            I mean, the literal reasoning behind his powers was that he does
            100 Sit ups
            100 Push Ups
            100 Squats
            and a 10KM run each day

          • that’s more of a character reason, he’s written to be like that

            i’m talking about the philosophy of superpowers, i’m just stating most supoerpowers have some kind of fundamental law that they must follow to work properly,

          • i mean yeah but that’s a very slim percentage
            that usually falls into breaking reality and laws of science

          • because just having omnipotence is just generally not allowed, i mean this was just a fun little idea to see what people would like if given the opportunity
            but some things are just too op

          • im not even talking about your question anymore dude, Im talking about super powers in general across the scale of literature

          • well tell me where the same type of logic applies, they don’t always respond the same but follow a faint guideline

          • earthen really, I honestly explained myself like 5 times, I’m done, I literally answered this question for you twice

          • you’re the type of person that “listens” by interrupting people, aren’t you?

          • i am, i’m re-reading what Fae originally said about managing and using superpowers
            IE the Light and Shadow power where the root of this ordeal started
            he could’ve tried to explain how it worked and how it works for him but was too busy focusing on not following a hypothetical laws of science that make up the make-up of said power

          • Than please explain why nobody else here throws temper tantrums about having a legend destroy their team
            Compared to me, your luck is fucking perfect

          • Pardon my horrible existence that I call my life, least i excel in creating greatly in depth ideas and writings

          • I consistently wish I was dead, have a severe inferiority complex, and realize that no matter how successful I am, I will never be able to rid the inferiority complex I have because of the way I was born and that it will probably either force me into an even worse depression or suicide at some point in my life. Yet I don’t complain a quarter as much as you do

          • get in line pal
            a ton of health and mental problems
            weight problem
            unfulfilling job
            no friends
            unrequited love life
            anger issues
            constant periods of bad luck
            and constant thoughts of suicide

          • So besides the health problems and unfilling job being exchanged for inferiority complex, and adoption issues. We’re the same. You’re much older than I am, and I constantly have meltdowns. Nobody ever tries to help me, I have to fuckin help myself all the time. So don’t give me the crap about how bad your life is when people on this very site, besides myself even, have it much worse off than you do

          • Im literally writing novels and have mentored under actual published authors so writing is something I’m good at too, although I also read

          • good fer you, i’m self taught

            And i’m done (Samurai jack is starting :3) this once again turned into a Earthen banwagon like most conversations with me end)

          • i mean I’m self taught to, I started writing on my own and created my world around the age of 11, when I mentored under the authors I did they kinda just told me what they liked, there wasnt much negative feedback from them, basically what they taught me was setting up certain things and how to market myself once I get published.

            Done with what?

          • I think its more you have a conversation, throw a tantrum and act like an idiot, and people get a little annoyed and try to point out the issue. If you wanna see it as you did nothing wrong, go right ahead. Whatever helps you sleep at night dahlin’~

          • Nope, this was strictly about Superpowers rules and philosophy and somehow it shifted towards you reminding me of my tantrums and began to have who has a worst life contest

          • Better, not perfect; everyone has a flaw (and most legends are OP and you know it)
            And you know nothing about my bad luck,

          • The move “Stomping Tantrum” was probably GF’s way of acknowledging you. It’s even ground type.
            Most legends are stupidly easy to kill with counters. It’s just that there are a fair amount of mons you won’t use, and if you used them, you’d counter legends. Besides, you use Garchomp, and that’s on par with most legend. Just saying. Take your head out of the dirt and clean up your act pumpkin.

          • You can also use mons that can be versatile. For example, Araquanid, a typical bulky attacker, can also run Mirror Coat. I run this as a way to bait electric types into attacking me, just so I can instantly hit them with a mirror coat and kill them on the spot

          • i know, like a nidoking to counter lando with Ice beam
            or wait stealth rock broke its sash and lando kills it with Earthquake

          • I mean use mons that go out of your comfort zone ya dummy
            Leaving a Nidoking in on a Lando in any situation is an absolute NO NO
            It’s stupid

          • did you even fucking read anything I wrote?
            Im not saying that they don’t need rules, some don’t have rules yes, like god characters, of course, but what I said, which I will REPEAT for the like 3rd time, is that you. do. not. define. these. rules! The rules you set, do not apply to all magic, all superpowers, or all fantasy, they only apply to the universe in which you are thinking, other universes and other works of literature have THEIR OWN RULES, and they are different, not scientific, sometimes a little, sometimes not at all.

            DID YOU READ IT NOW DUSTY?

          • and like I said, that is only one set of rules, and it doesnt apply to everything. Got it? get it? good!

          • nope a whole bunch of them, i think you need to take a page from Superpower Wiki

            otherwise its just bad writing

          • ok but if you “studied” it then you know these powers are inconsistent. The rules change depending on the story and universe. Fusion in DBZ is pretty different from fusion in Steven Universe for example

          • T_T is it….
            you dance and meld with the partner, the only difference is how the powers react

          • i’m not saying they do, i’m saying they have limits and regulations regardless of fiction or universe

          • I feel like you’re thinking of only superhero superpowers that exist in our Universe, e.g.: Marvel DC stuff….

            Im not…. at all…. I’m in a whole other genre entirely, maybe thats what you don’t understand but you sound pretty ridiculous if you do get that…

            Like in harry potter, magic works a hell of a lot differently than it does in LOTR and they defy science and these “rules” you think they need to follow…

            Im on page 364, you’re on page 5… of a different book

          • we’re never on the same page, book, or plane of existence

            plenty will always say that most superpowers will have some laws and limitations and restrictions

          • Well the universe has to define the rules. Like in Steven Universe, shapeshifting drains your energy but that may not be true for something else

  53. Hmm, so I started watching Kyuranger and I’m kinda curious for anyone who does watch it. I can’t tell if its good, stupid, or stupidly amazing.

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          • yet another thing we can agree on. Though really I do love how its kinda perfect in that the designs are just that right balance of cute/adorable and ugly at the same time.

          • Just little things that are just off enough that they stand out. Like the crack in the liberty bell. Things like Tohru’s tail being super thick compared to the rest of her body and not really matching her, or Kanna’s design being a clash of gothic and tribal cosplay styles. Its something that kinda unpleasant to look at, but makes the designs a lot more unique and memorable for it. Heck all the design’s sort of match it with Kobayashi’s only real feminine trait being that she has long hair, or that one kid with a shining forehead, but being a girl which is pretty uncommon. Heck even Quetzalcoatl kinda falls into this given her body proportions are kind of in line with Jessica Rabbit, yet she lives in a world such a body shape shouldn’t exist.

          • I mean that by making them imperfect they look a lot better. But yeah, looking like generic humans would be pretty boring.

  54. Whelp the Power Rangers movie was incredibly dope. I’m happy they didn’t kill my childhood with an ugly stick. lol anyway I had a very enjoyable time watching it!

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    • That’s good to hear. reviews seem kinda mixed on it, and personally I’ve seen enough from it to know its not for me, but great to hear you enjoyed it.

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      • The thing is I think the major critics are looking at it too much like a regular movie. To enjoy it I think you have to be a real fan of the Mighty Morphin seasons. It’s not going to be for anyone looking for a serious “edgy” Power Rangers. It’s certainly less campy than the original show, but it’ does a good job of bringing the characters and general story to the 21st century. Definitely a must see for anyone that was a fan back in the 90’s

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  55. To those who care, I’ve done a lot of studying in NU. I feel like I have a grasp on what the threats will be.
    (note, I’ve taken account that I feel certain mons will be banned, so I did NOT actually use those)

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  56. I wish that freeze was a decent status aliment. Like you literally break out after a single turn. It was almost TOO good in gen 1 and 2 but got nerfed to being useless

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  57. So Yanmega is NU in usage….. Yeaaaaaah, considering the damage it does….. that’s not exactly.. y’know…. okay

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  58. What is the best section in your least favorite pokemon game and your least favorite in your favorite pokemon game.

    I like Snowbelle town alot and the looker missions were cool

    But I hate the Team Rocket hideout in HGSS

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    • The Mega’s in ORAS were ok and secret bases were fun

      I hate the limit to D/P’s Pokedex and how its so hard to get Weavile and Steelix!

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    • Best of worst: I love Reflection Cave and Shalour City

      Worst of Best: I hate the getting stuck in the mud shit from Sinnoh. Urgggghhhsfgsjfnrfnrwfk it makes me want to die inside

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        • RIGHT!? God it was horrible. And you have to like wiggle around and then sometimes accidentally flop right into another patch. At least with the snow you don’t run into wild pokmeon

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  59. Well just brothers at prom and I just watched the movie CHIPS… just have to say Rosa Salazar is HOT!!!!!!!!!!

    But it was a great movie IMO

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  60. I’m so tired of pokemon right now omg.

    I guess I’ll farm heart scales to remember moves and evolve them and all that tomorrow. I was hoping I would finish this 3 hours ago but nope. Maybe later I’ll see if I can make my character look like Lusamine just for fun

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      • Well I haven’t played it in like a week. I’ve been doing Stardew Valley all day the past few days so this kinda was me focusing on something different. I’m goona play Overwatch for a bit probably

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          • It’s one of my favorite games. It’s really laid back and relaxing. It’s one of those games where the joy is just improving your stuff. Making a huge awesome farm bit by bit is really fun and there is a Town Hall quest line where you have to fix up this ruined messed up town hall by finding items to stock it with. So if you just come across an item randomly you can head over there can get rewards from it.

            You get into a rhythm with each day. If i plan on Mining then I take care of my crops and animals then by the time i finish everything I can get on the bus to get to the hard mode mining area.

            All of the townsfolk are cool. You can even marry some of them and it’s pretty cool because they slowly open up to you. I married Abigail because she has a SNES in her room and is just the coolest one. But you can form relationships with every person in the town basically. And each character has little cutscenes with you and its really cool.

            Also there are lots of random events like thunderstorms and meteorites that can spice up the daily routine. So overall it’s really great. The only issues I can think of off the top of my head is that the holidays get kinda boring after the first year but there are only two a season so it isn’t that big a deal. You can skip them all together if you really want

            wow ok i talked alot about it o.o

          • So is it real time stuff like animal crossing? Like if you miss a day of playing will you miss out on stuff

          • No it’s in game days. You wake up at 6:00 AM you can do what ever until midnight (if you stay up too late you pass out and lose money) then go to bed and another day starts. It’s closer to Harvest Moon than Animal Crossing

          • I hope the Switch port is good. I hear the controller support kinda sucks on PC but I think that the dev will fix that for the console release.

            (Oh yeah.. this game was made by one guy over like 4 years its crazy)

          • There is so much to it too. It’s amazing. I think he’s still updating it too. He released an update a few months ago that had like 3 new farm layouts, two new romance options and lots of new things to do after the main town hall quest. Co-Op is supposed to be in the works too

    • I took a break with Leaf Green. I hate how most of the games handle the champion/league buildup. I never have motivation to finish it because you have to grind and shit. That’s why B/W are basically perfect because the story includes the league!

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  61. I have an idea. Favorite games by genre. Let’s say…Action/Adventure, RPG, Strategy, Simulation, Sports, Platformer, Shooter. What else?

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    • Action/Adventure: Rise of the Tomb Raider or OoT
      RPG: Skyrim
      Strategy: ???
      Simulation: Sims 2 or AC:NL
      Sports: Does Mario Kart count?
      Platformer: Super Mario 3D World
      Shooter: Halo 2

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    • RPG: Earthbound
      Shooter: Overwatch
      Simulation: Does Stardew Valley really count?
      Strategy: Pokemon Conquest because I’ve never played another Strategy game
      Action/Adventure: Zelda Twilight Princess/Wind Waker
      3D Platformer: Banjo Kazooie but I havent even finished it
      2D Platformer: Metroid Zero Mission which i also haven’t finished because GBA4IOS stopped working

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    • Action/Adventure – BotW (I haven’t finished it but believe me it definitely isn’t too early to say that. I’m absolutely in love with the game)
      RPG – Xenoblade Chronicles (Number 1 overall as well)
      Strategy – Fire Emblem Fates
      Simulation – Animal Crossing: New Leaf
      Sports – Meh, I really don’t play sports games
      Platformer: Super Mario Galaxy (Really I only play Mario games so there isn’t much contest)
      Shooter: Splatoon (I’m so hardcore, I know)
      Fighting: SSB4
      Racing: Mario Kart 8

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    • Action Adventure: OoT
      RPG: Pokemon Black/Fallout 3
      MMORPG: WoW
      Strategy: tetris
      Simulation: Animal Crossing
      Sports: Super Mario Sluggers
      Platformer: Super Mario Bros.
      Shooter: Splatoon

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    • Fighting: Super Smash Bros (duh)
      Racing: Mario Kart 8
      Shooter: Shoot me.
      Sports: Mario Tennis on the GCN (i actually loved it)
      Platformer: Kirby 64? if that doesnt count, kirby and the amazing mirror or Kirby triple deluxe
      Horror: Im counting The Last of us because I almost pissed myself
      Action/Adventure: Banjo-Tooie/Zelda MM
      Simulation: Animal Crossing New Leaf
      RPG: tie between Horizon and Dragon Age Inquisition, dragon quest is also really good
      MMO: Does Minecraft count? idfk

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        • KIRBY AIR RIDE IS THE BEST GAME TO HAVE EVER EXISTED!!! I didn’t put it as racing because lets face it, most people play it for the city trail mode, and I don’t really consider that fitting

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          • I’ve been considering picking it up to fill my April void, and this reccomendation has convinced me to. xD

          • I’d probably play with my brother, using third party GC controllers but actually playing on the Wii. It’s not optimal but I need something to fill the gaping void in my heart next month. BotW has been great but it’ll only last so long. I’m pretty far in and I’m dreading the end. As petty as it sounds after I finish a game I’ve gotten really invested in I feel really lost, so it’s nice to have a plan.

            That or I have too much free time on my hands.

  62. Araquanid is the kind of pokemon who posts shitposts constantly but when he offends someone, he literally writes an essay length apology to them

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  64. So a 12 year old girl told me I act like a submissive….
    I’m extremely conflicted on this
    On one hand, ouch
    On the other….she wasn’t entirely wrong about that…

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  65. Thanks for the petilili Star! Im sorry salandit is a male! also why does salazle always look like its clutching its boob?
    @starstorm295:disqus

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  66. My ditto must have a thing for rocks, it popped out so many carbink back in the day so fast and now its giving me so many miniors, hopefully it will be the proud parent of another shiny black rock soon

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  67. Ive been watching Vinesause Joel play Vietnamese Crystal since GBA4IOS died in me and the translations are funny but it makes me realize how great of a remake HGSS is.

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  68. Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj313d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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  69. So a thread where I named a small Remoiraid Earthens DICK , he said fuck you, I said I love you, and then a Google boy commented somehow is the top comment

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  70. You guys ever see those scenes on tv, and you just cry. Cry because you cant handle it. The music. The characters, the dialogue or lack thereof. ;~;
    ANYWAY, I love using mono ice on showdown. It’s so underestimated. What types should I do a mono team for? (Fighting and rock are not options)

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  71. BotW
    I just wanna say, Naboris is definitely the most “true Zelda” dungeon in the game. It’s taken me like an hour to get 2/5 terminals lol. Rudania on the other hand only took me like 30 minutes total

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    • I agree. Naboris has a very interesting puzzle, with the player able to rotate 3 parts of the dungeon in 4 different ways. Whereas with Rudania, only one rotation was allowed, and in one way. Also Naboris has a very challenging boss!

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  72. Speaking of DP remakes.
    Can we NOT get DP remakes. DP were horrible games (IMO). They were so boring and slow, and the story and legends, and that whole Gym 4,5,6 confusion. Ugh just so awful. And variety of pokemon was just horrible.
    HOWEVER, I am open for Platinum remake/ sequel. But definitely sequel. I dont think we need remakes, I know remakes are more likely for kids who never played Sinnoh to know what sinnoh was like, but if they can make sequels where you dont NEED to play the past games to understand then that will be perfect.

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  73. Reasons why HGSS is the best

    – Best Safari Zone. Building it was really fun!
    – PokeAthelon
    – Best battle theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh8eo2dkH8Y
    – Gen 4
    – All those legendaries! Lugia, Ho-oh, Legendary Hampsters, Hoenn Legends, Legendary Birds, Mewtwo, Lati@s, Plus Level 1 Sinnoh Legends via event
    – Best Rival. The last time we really had a bad ass trainer to fight
    – Red
    – Ho-Oh’s battle theme
    – Nostalgic as fuck region
    – Kanto after game
    – A bunch of daily events. Like… so many
    – It has Furret and Ampharos in it
    – Awesome starters. I love all of them
    – GB Sounds
    – Route 47 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc5YFrh8mVM
    – The legendary events were so cool even if you have to cheat to get them
    – Spikey-Eared Pichu
    – Clair
    – The feel of Kanto in this game. Everything feels so sad like it is past its prime. Blaine lost his gym, Lavender Tower is just a radio tower now, their champion disappeared, everything is just so quiet and lost.
    – Team Rocket is IMO cooler in this game
    – Bye bye a go go
    – 16 GYMS LIKE HOLY SHIT
    – Walking with Pokemon
    – Battle Frontier
    feel free to add on

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      • I would rather replay the game than battle in thw battle tree. I have no experience in anything competitive or IV breeding. I’m just a shiny hunter with bad luck as of right now.

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  74. I’m looking at my planned DP remake team because yes I made one before the game was even announced but I’m so conflicted between Togekiss and Staraptor for my flying type .~.

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  75. Does anyone ever send out the same pokemon that a gym leader or other NPC has on an in game team if you share one just to see which of yours is better? Like when I rebattle cyrus in DP remakes my Honchkrow will destroy his. It adds a bit more difficulty and fun too 🙂

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  76. So I’ve beaten Ubers teams with just bees… some with just basculins, some with only dunsparces and watchog
    Swoobat is next…
    But what other mon do I turn into a destructive force?

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  77. ughhhhhhhhNARRGHHHHHHHHHHHh i’m bored and my brother is hogging the basement with his D&D buddies……and they won’t let me play……

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  78. Huh……anybody know where i could find a high leveled Heracross?
    my old Pkrus spreader Scyther is losing its charm and Heracross can learn all the moves to SOS hunt
    False Swipe
    Aerial Ace
    Brick Break
    Rain Dance (the rain soothes me)

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  79. http://challonge.com/CasualSm
    I moved along some teams, due to inactivity.
    Please perform your battles by next Sunday (April 2, 2017).
    Once this Tournament is done, I think I know my next tourney rules, and I wonder who would be interested.
    Multi-battle mono type. Each person has ther own multi battle type, and they are paired with someone that doesnt have their type. IE Fireand Water vs Fightingand Fairy.
    Who would be interested in joining?

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    • A couple of things………First if they’re hiring it won’t be for Stars. Stars is likely already in development (as per what the original rumor said) and it wouldn’t require anyone really new. All they have to do is scale up the models from SM to the correct resolution and add in whatever they’re planning on doing to make it the “3rd” version. None of that requires a new engine. Second, GF don’t make any of the side games. If they’re hiring new people it’s for only 2 things. A side project unrelated to Pokemon completely (like Tembo, that digger game, Harmoknight, etc) and the main series Pokemon games. Nothing more nothing less.I personally think given the descriptions for all their recent hiring listings that they are prepping for gen 8. They’ll release Stars this year and then next year or even in 2019 release gen 8.

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  80. Am I the only bothered by the fact that gen 3,4, and 6 all had a side protag who took part in an alternative to battling that was either severely over dramatized in the anime (compared to the games, your going to tell me in game contests were impressive?) or weren’t even in the game? Like if you advertise something in the anime, please make it worth advertising.

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  81. Ugh I have off today from school, but I’m soooo bored only big things I did today was
    Play a little Kirby planet robobot
    And Basketball outside with my brother and his friends

    Thinking about renting Wreck-it-Ralph on ON demand, and playing some Yo-kai Watch Bony Spirits. Ugh I need new info why can’t any good games be announced!

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  82. Infernape
    Floatzel
    Drfilimb
    Leafeon
    Weavile
    Krikune.

    A bunch of Pokémon I never got to use 😛 my Platinum team

    Soul Silver (maybe)

    Typhlosion
    Gengar
    Togekiss
    Mantine
    Jumpluff
    Ambipom

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      • 3ds is nearly dead though and it can already play my copy of Soulsilver. I’d love the have a slightly enhanced Switch VC though, the Wii U one is even capable of slightly upping the internal resolution.

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  83. Alright i’ve got absolutely nothing going on today
    ergo random quiz time
    Reggie noted that this E3 will have a ton of Nintendo games for both the Switch and the 3DS and i have a gut feeling they might tease Smash Switch

    What 3 characters would you want to join the fray? (keep it reasonable)

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  84. @starstorm295:disqus are you not going to get mad with me putting videos here that involve femenism that i like?

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  85. I really want to play HGSS but the battling is slow and no throttle like on Crystal
    but…..i dunno

    I just want to play a Randomized Crystal or HG and just see how it goes

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  86. Okay… So…. I still have yet to complete Pokemon Sun and Moon (I’ve been busy since they came out and I’ve been rotating both games). Playing my teams have changed since what I first thought they’d be… I need help though… I’m on Poni Island and I need advice on what Pokemon to complete my teams… See below, and tell me what you think.

    Sun (Jeff):
    Decidueye
    Lycanroc
    Bewear
    Toucannon
    Alola Ninetales
    TURTONATOR or GASTRODON

    Moon (Cosimo):
    Incineroar
    Lycanroc
    Crabominable
    Toxapex
    DHELMISE or PALOSSAND
    ORANGURU or ALOLA RAICHU

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  87. Well i started my Randomized Emerald, sadly it doesn’t randomize the Trainer’s Pokemon
    and now i set out using my….Lunatone….

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  88. Ok i lost my first fight to Wattson none of my pokemon can penetrate steel types so far
    Tauros: 26 (my Starter)
    Lunatone: 24
    Raikou: 20

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  89. I’ve never realized how much of a tank Porygon 2 is, like that thing can survive 2 or 3 of Primal Groudon’s Precipice Blades, takes Mega Alakazam’s psychics, and also can shrug of super effective fighting moves. The eviolite with the cyber duck is unbelievable 0_0.

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  90. To anyone who does or knows the YouTube: Is there a way to do a Pokemon let’s play AND monetize said video? Or do monetized let’s plays of Pokemon get flagged? I’m thinking about maybe doing a playthrough of Platinum, but seeing as I’ve never uploaded​ a let’s play before I wanna get my ducks in a row.

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    • I had one video of non-monetized XY content and it got flagged, so I really don’t know how you could. It’s not in the creators program though, I checked.

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      • Yeah I think it’s kind of a hit or miss situation from what I see. There are tons of let’s plays for Pokemon on YouTube so obviously they’re cool with it to a certain degree, but finding the right balance will be tricky. I guess one way is to just try it out (monetized or not) and see what happens. Worst case scenario it gets taken down and I get a slap on the wrist.

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          • Unsure. Again obviously people do them so maybe it’s a matter of how old the content is and such. Who knows….I’ll have to do more research

  91. Playing Platinum just makes me want remakes more. Imagine how beautiful Flamora Town could be with remastered music. Flower petals dancing through the air, pokemon running through the fields, people walking together with their cherrims in sun form… It would be amazing

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  92. Ok ya know what… I think I’ll just cheat in a Shaymin. I love the thing to death, it’s one of my favorite legendaries and I want to use it so fuck it. I’ll swap Leafeon to Glaceon and Driflimb to Gengar.

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  93. So I decided to message a Poketuber I like about the whole let’s play video thing. they’ll have a better idea on the subject hopefully lol

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  94. Alright so question time what are you favorite regional rodents in order heres mine first

    Bunnelby
    Bidoof
    Sentret
    Yungoos
    Rattata
    Zigzagoon
    Patrat

    Favorite Regional birds?
    Hoothoot
    Starly
    Pikipek
    Tailow
    Pidgey
    Fletchling
    Pidove

    Regional Bugs? (Going off of your respective game)
    Scatterbug
    Sewaddle
    Caterpie
    Kricketot
    Ledyba
    Wurmple
    Grubbin

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  95. Whelp I think I’m going do disappear for a day of so. FF14’s final story content comes out tomorrow(please don’t make me bury my Potato) and KH1.5+2.5 is coming tomorrow so I have to see if I can marathon through three games and two movies in a week before Persona 5 consumes me with everything that makes it great(I mean look at those next-gen menus).

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  96. So in Serebii (for their Pokemon of the week) they are doing Pikachu and Raichu. Since they’re discussing about them, I want to ask you guys: what’s your favorite Pikaclone?

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  97. Crud….my angina is acting up
    Well I’m gonna go to bed, if I don’t die in my sleep I’ll see y’all in the morning
    And if I do, i request a warrior’s death

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  98. Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj389d:
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  99. The new global mission has barely been live (4-5 hours) and somehow we already managed to get to 10% of the goal loool. People dying to get that Love Ball

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      • It sort of gives you an MMO vibe. GF really wants players to work together on these things. I would be so gassed for a real Pokemon MMO tbh

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        • Feh you thought it was perfect, the plot had no pow and things barely amounted to the hype

          The trials were so simple a kindergartner could beat them, small dex is always bad, they totally oversold the Ultra Beasts while in the main story they were basically nonexistent which was stupid on their end and the story lost its luster pretty quickly, a lack of decent final dungeon always costs points, and people are just so blindsided by things that really weren’t there

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        • I disagree about the main game.

          -Trials were absolutely no replacement for Gym battles.
          -Alola was a poor region (I’m sorry it’s not as great as everyone says).
          -Small Dex (i dislike Alolans and UBs)

          The only good thing they did was create great characters and have a somewhat emotional plot.

          And the graphics were a massive step up from last gen.

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  100. I’ve already hatched 50 eggs today for the global mission. If anyone’s looking for a Baton Pass Cutiefly, give me a shout 🙂

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  101. I was reading the next upcoming episode of SM and the title is “Beware of Shovels”
    Sandygast episode incoming

    I hope some kinda Sandygast mind control spookie episode

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  102. I never knew that Volbeats are a pain in the ass, like there’s this trainer I fought in my X nuzlocke, and his moves are Confuse Ray, Moonlight, Double Team, and Tackle.

    I’ve spent about 15-20 minutes just trying to kill the thing.

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  103. I can’t believe I’m saying this
    …isn’t it STRANGE how no Sinnoh megas besides Garchomp are in sun and moon?
    (Monotone voice) maybe in another game they’ll release them… hah.. hah.. hah

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  104. Since I’m bored I thought I’d try and finalized one of my earliest Fakemon concept

    Lupup
    The young wolf pkm
    Dark/Psychic
    Unity Pact: Attack and Speed boost for every Pokemon on your side (may scrap)
    A small pitch black canine Pokemon with streaks of silvery white stretching from its head to its back and limbs and to the point of its tail, it has pupiless eyes and a white muzzle
    “These reclusive Pokemon take precautions to stay with their pack as if they stray too far off their energy begins to fade, they stare into the starry skies to lead them to home”

    Into
    Wargrowl
    The wolf pkm
    Dark/Psychic
    Unity Pact
    A more mature wolf like Pokemon with a longer stronger body and more defined legs, neck and tail, it has bits of ruffle like fur on its back that gleam silver, it’s tail is very long with strands of white, and white pink claws and teeth, it’s eyes are still pupiless but glow white, it has pointed ears
    “A powerful nocturnal fighter, its powerful eyes pierce through the night and see enemy movements as they move into starlight, they are never seen during daylight hours”

    And lastly
    Dyvinir
    The Guardian pkm
    Dark/Psychic
    Unity Pact
    A large noble and majestic lupine Pokemon, a large sturdy body with powerful legs, it’s muzzle is white and splays off with streams of fur that billow around it, it’s claws are large and silvery and a extremely long tail, it’s eyes have finally developed pupils which are a bright soul piercing green and amber, it has a large gem like horn on the top of its forehead that glows in moonlight
    “Protective and valiant, it moves at blinding speeds to defeat intruders that threaten its home and friends, if anything harms its pack it unleashes righteousness fury and ensures that the perpetrator will be stopped”

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  105. Global mission goal is 200,000 eggs and we already hit 128k in the first day. I myself hatched 100 eggs today. GF makes it extremely easy to farm rare candies and cosmetic Poke Balls

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  106. Well after hearing all the legendaries battle themes, I can finally make a list of my favorites:

    1- Reshiram/Zekrom
    2- Dialga/Palkia
    3- Ho-oh
    4- Kyurem (BW2)
    5- Deoxys (FRLG)
    6- Ultra Beasts
    7- Unova’s legendaries

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  107. I’m having such a good day. This is great after my depression and anxiety were being annoying yesterday. Thank you for all the Sinnoh love today, Star. Reading about Sinnoh is a boost xD

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  108. @BigGuyI:disqus hey i challenge you to try to hit me with a blunt object like you said. NOW DO IT

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  109. seems everyone is riding the nostalgia train these days, me i’m just sitting here contemplating the mysteries of life and if that chick i like at work is prego or not

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  110. We need a new article, this one crashed me once while it was loading and once while I was typing this comment.

    Also, I had a shocking revelation today. Does STAB stand for same type attack boost?

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  111. Looking for this prankster murkrow is literally giving me cancer. They all carry and use taunt so I can’t skill swap them.

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  112. So I got a an idea,
    During dinner I drew on a placemat
    Keith the lowly employee
    The depressing tale of the inner mechanism of big corporate business, and the story of this weird desheveled lizard man thing as he struggles his cubical to break free

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  113. I ACTUALLY FUCKING HATE MYSELF
    Why… why… why…
    You know that stupid expression “be careful what you wish for?” WELL IT CAME TRUE TODAY!

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  114. Honestly tho. Why can’t I decide on an art style? I have more fun with the one like the dawn I drew at school with the big eyes but I also like more realistic styles like that Marley. UHggggggg

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    • Maybe reduce the size of the hips a bit so that the shoulder-hip ratio is a bit more even? That way she still has the impression of large hips but with more natural proportions :).

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  115. Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj367:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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  116. Why I hate gym class…

    “The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding”

    I get to deal with this today

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  117. Welp, I did the sit ups test
    I did one, gave up cause I was sleepy, wrote down that i did 20, have an improvement of becoming 3D, and wrote “Kek” for the healthy zone

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    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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