On behalf of everyone here at Pokéjungle, we hope you all have a safe holiday and enjoy some winter festivities and time with loved ones!
We’d love to hear about your plans and have a nice Christmas chat down in the comments below, so come join us and share what you’re doing! Perhaps you have some festive Pokémon decorations you want to show everyone?
Don’t forget to come back tomorrow and share what goodies Santa may have brought you!
Merry Christmas, all! Happy holidays as well! I’ll be at a big family gathering every day this weekend and Monday! We all flow in and out of each others way like a well oiled machine. One that can only be achieved with a family that’s been around each other for years. ITs quite a sight to see as we all get our food and hang out! Truly blessed trainer right here! Hope you’re Christmases are magical and warm!
Also, I should probs finish sun already. I’m still on the third island!
Ded
I want you and I want you bad, caught in bad egg hatchery. Lala oh mama, fix your birth cells and distorts them please, I JUST NEED A STUPID SHINY FOMENTS! Don’t make me beat you dont make me kill you dont make me inflict capital punishment. DIE DIE DIE if you don’t listen to me. You know I need it, you know how to make births, I want it now, now or I die. I want you to make it or I die cuz I just want it! – death is near – I want it now and I need it now you and me could give birth to a bootiful shiny. OOOooooo caught in a suicidal mission.
I understood zero percent of this
RR is becoming the new Shady
And above all else, keep it…
Oh wait…
No seriously… that was weird just now
I’m excited-angry-bored at the same time, just watch what I can do.
Stop posting this, it’s becoming spam at this point
ok ok ok ok ok
It’s a rant song parody for my ugly Fomantis. Either fix their birthology or face death.
Dude, everyone knows you want a shiny fomantis. Calm. Down. Don’t report about it until you find one.
This just in; Fomantis scandalized for injecting anti-shiny pills.
Agreed
What
Don’t worry, you’re sane enough to not understand the rambling
*whisperingly* That’s not true
Don’t you have something else to do?
Fomantis took my freedoms away.
Welcome to my world
Can I have some tea, please?
The tea is gone, the houses are burnt down, the world is overridden with murderous Tapu Leles and there is a lack of Earthens to kill them
Oh, dang@
Yep
*Whiseringly* Just smile and nod i’m lining up my shot
Arrrgh my 2ds is at reed.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/wingsoffire/images/b/b8/Reed.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150122034904
It’s at reed?
Red
Random Question.
What’s everyone’s favourite battle style?
Mine is Smug and Idol
The one where you spin. I think that’s idol?
Yup. It’s also the hardest one to get :/
I’ve beaten Master Rank in battle royales already. Surely a 50 streak in the The Battle Tree is harder
I find battle royals much harder than the battle tree.
Everyone always gangs up on me,and even if I have all my Pokémon left, I still lose since someone has defeated more Pokémon than me
Ive found that the trick to the Battle Royales is having something fast (preferably also with Priority), that hits really hard. Mega Metagross has done wonders for me in it. I got 6 KOs once, while only losing one Pokemon.
Guess I’ll try using mega metagross or mega scizor. Thanks for the advice
I want my own battle style and pose
i’d call it Bruiser
I quickly crack my knuckles throw the ball very hard, and for the rest of the battle my arms are crossed with a stern expression
That actually does feel like one that would exist
I feel like it would get a dumb name though, like tough
@starstorm295:disqus I’ve been looking into Alolan Marowak Earthquake VS Bonemerang and I think Bonemerang is better even though it has less accuracy. Here are my reasons: The ability to potentially break and beat Sash and Sturdy users; to potentially break Substitutes and still do damage; and it doesn’t have to worry about the power dampening that Grassy Terrain causes on Earthquake. I believe these to be good enough reasons to choose it over Earthquake.
Also Fire Punch can be used over Flare Blitz but I think it’s transfer only.
Yeah I kinda figured. I actually switched back exactly for those reasons. Fire Punch will for sure be very nice when bank comes out
What ball will you breed it in? I have all it can be in if you need one.
Um, idk probably Dusk
I was thinking that or Moon.
Starry vs. UB’s
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-504746634
i swear you get a fair amount of life saving haxes
https://twitter.com/SleepyJirachi/status/806250493332877313
OoO. Second shiny of Moon! 😀 Woooot!
What is it?
Cubone… I have no idea what shiny Alola Marowak looks like though…
Oh nice, I believe it is purple.
Ahh 🙁
Guess I’ll look at Serebii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94fLHdYXgNk new episode of Starter Squad
HOLY CRAP SHIPPIDDGE ACTUALLY UPLOADED A VIDEO THIS YEAR.
Hi, anyone have a foreign ditto for trade? (My region is ENG) GTA trades are all unreasonable.
My Christmas list:
– Shiny Fomantis
– New Book
– Computer
– Shiny Fomantis
– iPad
– Shiny Fomantis
– Shiny Fomantis
– Dictionary
– Shiny Fomantis
– Shiny Fomantis
– Shiny Fomantis
– Shiny Fomantis
– Shiny Fomantis
Ah, I an’t believe I forgot!
– Shiny Fomantis
My Christmas list:
>absolutely nothing
Oh well
By the way this is partly a joke. I swear if I can’t get a Fomantis by the end of tomorrow, I’m officially declaring war on the species of FOmantis.
[Earthen’s list of yuletide demands] And there will be serious repercussions involving high powered assault weapons
– New brass knuckles (My old one is gummed up with sinew)
– a 6 lb pound of Black Forest Gummy bears
– Renewal to my subscription of “Violence and Manslaughter monthly”
– a new War hammer who’ll will be named “Shattermaster”
– some new cargo pants with reinforced groin
– helmet polish
– one of those fancy decorative amethyst geodes for my collection
– and Death to all Fairies
I was too busy this year to ask for anything.
Same
This is the first year where I’ve never been able to really enjoy the season (at least so far). When I was celebrating at my grandma’s house today, I kept worrying about these two big papers I have due when I return. School is just beating me down into the ground this year, and of course it invades my break as well.
Whew, sorry for the rant. Longer than I thought.
Same here!! I can COMPLETELY sympathize this! I’ve spent all day doing homework! I have a HUGE essay due by Monday..meaning I’m working all night and all Xmas night too
D:
I wish you the best of luck with these, that sucks man. Christmas should be a relaxing break time, not a time to worry about papers and such. I’m really sorry man, that’s harsh.
It’s okay, murphy’s law hates me so Im honestly pretty damn used to it
– Overwatch
– NES Classic (lol yeah right)
– New drawing tablet
so i’m trying to decide if my Blue Crab Pokemon needs a third evo
Rustacean Water/Steel
Krutankerous Water/Steel
It is based on a hyper aggressive Blue crab (which are scientifically proven to have a nasty attitude) with a extremely dense metal carapace and scissor like pincers which enable them to attack/eat anything without fear or repercussion
then becomes the vile Krutankerous based off the mighty Tasmanian giant crab which are mondo big, it has massive metal pincers that can crack diamonds, a metallic shiny shell that cannot be scratched and lastly their unique ability called Adrenaline Rush, When it is hit with a Super Effective move it raises its attack by 2
On Box 8….so far, no shiny….
Do you have shiny charm
Yes I do.
Trying multiple shiny hunts for Christmas eve.
Last year I got shiny Shuppet, shiny Lugia and hiny Sharpedo in ORAS.
This year I’m starting off by S.O.S calling Alolan Grimers and Bounsweet.
I tried a couple of Wimpod eggs but. Then I felt like actually hunting other stuff
I’m a bit scared what if I never get the shiny?
It’s been like 4 days. I’ve gone 9 months trying to get a shiny, you’ll live.
Oh no don’t say that!
But I have a ~600 chance surely it’s possible
Yeah, but I’m saying it’s too early to get scared like that. You’ll get it soon, don’t worry. 🙂
I hope, I really need it!
I wish you luck!
TY!
i’m fairly confident you’ll create a beautiful mind room tallying all the ways to get a shiny and in the end you have a mental breakdown and your sent to the loony bin
Anyone here who has Sun and are willing to grind this Cosmoem up a bit?
I have another friend who can do it but I’m so close to completing this dex id like to do it now.
StarStorm did you get it?
Nope
Dang it!
I make these
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I really like the Gligar!
you do?
Yeah, of course! Maybe it’s just the only one that I can clearly see because of the lighting, but it’s my favorite of the bunch.
i’m sorry about the picture quality I used my phone. but it’s okay
Haha it’s alright, I’m sure the rest are just as good!
whell i’m making a tiny pokemon right now and its based on one of the tiny fairy types in gen 7
Cutiefly?
maybe
Oh great Fomantian lords I apologize for insulting your great presence please bestow me 1 single gift; a beautiful shiny. Thank you.
Keep commenting maybe you’ll find it
I’m trying to appease the gods of Lurantis.
The totem is still angry from when you beat it.
The tote tortureed me
Please… All I ask for Christmas is a non-stressful break that lasts two weeks without hw
(Gibberish)
Huh? Break is only one week? I have to write two essays in three days and I’ve already used two?! THANKS A BUNCH!!!
Lol I have 2
Err sorry PLEASE DONT CURSE ME LURANTIS
Wow… way to be a dick
You aren’t getting a shiny any time soon, karma is here
Sorry about that didn’t realize how painful that was
…
In all honesty I’m sorry that happened 🙁
It’s okay..
YES! I feel you 100%. I have two large papers due on my day back and I’ve been worrying about them nonstop. One of them is the only chance to save my history grade, I bombed the exam for stupid reasons and the paper is worth 25% of my grade.
Do you guys go to private or public schools?
Private school, supposedly hardest school in my city (slight brag, mostly complaint).
Ohhh! I’m a new yorker…. that explains my curriculum in iteself XD
Not to me, a non-new Yorker.
We’re basically the most ruthless state in terms of education in the entire damn country……
I go to a small private school, about 90-110 or so. 1/10th at least the size of another public school lol
We can cry together, and fight together. Do you know any smoothie places around here because I need one of those “down on my luck bar scenes” where I can release my emotions
Jk jk, I hope it gets better soon!
Well at least you’ve kept your sense of humor through this lol. Keep going, you can do this!
I shall!
My humor is so I don’t cry…. It’s what I do
I have a little under three
I have one week (Violent twitching)
Wow that sucks
you dont even get new years off?
I do, it’s on a weekend…
Oh crap you’re right
my math is trash
It’s okay, no worries
I hate math.
My friend’s siblings go back on the first week of February. They’re insanely lucky.
Wh-wh…WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????!!!!!!!
Well, my break started 2 days before X-Mas, so I’m not that lucky either.
Same here…..
Are you in the southern hemisphere?
i don’t even get a bonus or a break from work i have to work monday
….Earthen, I understand your murderous rage, and I am currently feeling it. I want to burn this world to the ground in a ghostly hellfire
ghostly? i like to let my victims know i did it
I’m starting to get annoyed at these Fomantises…..ugh why are they terrible at making shines.
Ghostly as in it’s spooky, spooky fire… Like the you get chills before burning to death kind… I of course do appear moments before they die to let them know
dude i’d unleash the most devastating ability in my arsenal
i call it Ragnarock!!!
where i take every ounce of my negative fiery emotions and transform it into the most violent cataclysm ever seen
a geo-explosion tearing the land wide open with waves of molten earth incinerate all that feel my wrath while searing lava rains down along with chunks of ground
this is one of those attacks that probably will kill me in the process and scar the world
As long as it kills everything, I’m in approval
oh it will
but i did have one option…..my elemental soul absorbs the carnage and transforms into the greatest form ever
Greater Elemental Lord
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/narutofanon/images/4/4f/Lava_Behemoth_creation_Jutsu.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120729182915
Ooh! Fun!
a malicious incarnation of destruction, every step shakes the world leaving a pool of lava, it can summon mountainous blades of earth out of the ground, its burning anger causes anything to be burned within a 30ft radius
a punch into the ground creates fissures so deep they reach the core
Im sorry i know its very annoying to complain about what you are hunt, but Those who will hunt HP fire legend trust me when I say it will take super long. You can only have either atk/def/spD or hp/atk/spD as the 3 31 ivs all legends get. The rest have to be even. You must have high motivation its slightly worse than shiny hunting
I was relieved you didn’t say shiny.
And its a 15/31 chancr to get the rest of the stats even.
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so TINY ‘u’
what’s that puny thing made of? looks like poo wax
you should make a plush
really its just clay but the lighting is weird so it might look bad plus I wanted to make it tiny on purpose
well next time you gotta cut the pieces and apply it
like what like pre cutting them and applying to figure?
yes, i used to do clay models all the time
i once tried to make a foot tall Golurk ceramic but it just never cooked in the right way…also it fell off my shelf
okay but why a 1 foot tall golurk?
because Golurk is awesome?
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61Wame2SpTL._AC_UL320_SR306,320_.jpg
oh yeah it is but I also like cofagrigus and yamask just as well
smol
On another note, i think Santa Tracker is a troll. It makes Santa travel from Greece, to Turkey, then Cyprus, and then after Cyprus, specifically writes about the flaws of Turkey in Cyprus’s description. They’re more crueller than Alolan’s Dex.
My head, my head, my head really friggin hurts… ow… ow ow… I actually hate my life
Happy Holidays.. my guys… I’m gonna go and cry
SOMEBODY SEND FREAKING HELP I’VE BEEN DOING HOMEWORK FOR SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT
I would help you
I knowww… I’m dead
don’t worry my child i shall dismiss your suffering
*Spins my revolver chamber*
*shoots several times*
(Doesn’t work cause I’m a ghost)
F**K!!!
they’re enchanted bullets with a splinter of the holy cross in their shell
I mean… I’m still alive enough to be typing… that’s a bad sign
Its Christmas Eve why did your teachers give you so much homework?
yeah and im on a 2 week break even and I dont need to do homework
I got one week
OKAY well YOUR school doesn’t seem to be awesome if you dont get a little extra days but i think texas just gives extra days
Can you adopt me? New York sucks
I totally would because texas actually gives 2 weeks and a few extra for new years
😀 THANK YUUUUUUU
YAY!!!!!
😀
🙂
:3
heh do you have a pokemon showdown account? if so I want to do balanced hackmons
Once I finish, sure!
okay i’ll wait for you
:3
;o)
I just realized I cant battle right now i’m sorry
It’s okaaay
Because your boi needs to finish two essays by Monday and Sunday is Xmas
That is legit torture.
It’s not over… IT NEVER ENDS