On behalf of everyone here at Pokéjungle, we hope you all have a safe holiday and enjoy some winter festivities and time with loved ones!
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Completely unrelated to Pokemon; who plays/played Just Dance before? Honestly you should try 2017; it has all the songs (almost) of all JDs (payment required) I love it so much! It may honestly beat Sun and Moon since 90% of previous songs returned but that’s crazy talk.
not just dance, but my friends and i used to be really good at dance dance revolution extreme 2
Bleh DDR that needs 2x the space and is inconvenient JD allows you to use a Wii Remote (Wii U version) or Phone!
my nephews play just dance though haha. i havent had a wii in like 5 years, but im wanting to get the switch
I am only getting the Switch for the Mario Kart DLC, the new Mario game and the possible 3rd Galax.ty
KCUY
What does KCUY stand for?
*Flashbacks 5 years ago, remembering when I sucked at it*
Yep
Has Syncronize changed this Gen?
I lead with my alive Abra, let Fini kill it, eventually capture it (done this 4 times, SR every time) and it’s not the nature my Abra is.
Am I doin somin wrong?
Nope, just bad luck. Give it time!
bad RNG, its happened to me a lot. and Fini sucks cause its so hard to catch. but just keep going! it’ll happen eventually 🙂
Closer and Closer to Switchmas so excited
Yuck!
why yuck?
Because yuck
but wynaut kcuy
Yuck is the answer to life, the universe and everything
I thought it was 42?
Yuck is 42 spelled backwards
24
:O
Yuck is 4 letters and 4 divided by 2 is two….42?
you know whats better then 24…. 25!
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Illuminati confirmed?
How could we have been so blind!?
I forgot
Yo guys are so Lucky.
If I want to see the stream I would need to wake up in 5 AM in the morning ;-;
Switch is better then sleep
I would take that over my deal. The thing is at like 11 PM I think where I live, and I have school the next day. My parents would never let me watch it that late.
What’s a good nature for Tapu Koko in your opinion?
Got no particular team comp in mind but I’m currently between trying for either a Timid or Naive.
i have timid for mine
omg i slept til 2 I’ve never done that before. I had a lucid dream though and I wokeup and I kept going back to sleep to try to do it again so
So lucky. I’ve always wanted to try that. ;-;
I’ve done it twice now and wasted it both times.
first time I couldn’t figure out how to summon a hover craft so I gave up then this time I just jumped off of the stairs at my school trying to fly and just glided
Yeah, I’ve heard some people are more prone to them than others. Hopefully I get to try it some
daynight and I don’t waste it lolthe weird part about the gliding thing is that I just watched the official podcast that day and one of the guys on there talked about when he lucid dreamed he glided instead of flying.
O.o
It was kinda funny though. Like I was on a bus because I had to bring this weird book to school and I sat down in class, and like 5 minutes into class realize I’m dreaming and actually stand up and say “fuck this shit”, leave the room then just jump off the stairs.
…and as soon as you jump, you realize it wasn’t a dream, and you plummet to the hard, cold ground. 😛
That’s usually the response shock that usually wakes ya
no I glide onto the second floor and ask my friend if she wants to make sweet lesbian love as a joke but she said yes and I didn’t know what to do because I was joking and so I flew away and woke up. Even in the dream world I’m awkward as hell
Ummm. . . okay then. lol
Maybe its better I don’t lucid dream often
Don’t say that! Enjoy it, I’m super jealous.
Quick question what’s a lucid dream?
A dream where you know you are dreaming so you can control it
Ohhh never had one I remember
Yeah they’re relatively rare, only around half of people ever have one.
I have had strange dreams though yet funny how most of mine I’mean something else or in first person view
You’d know if you’ve ever had one, I’m sure.
I once had a dream when I was like 4 where I was in this room and Jimmy Neutron was there bleeding grape juice like crazy. Like it was spewing out everywhere. All the while people were just making fun of him and I was just watching in horror. I haven’t seen Jimmy Neutron since.
Once when I was really young I had this dream where the paint on the walls of my local bowling alley was trying to kill me by slingshotting bowling balls at me. It took me like a year to get over my fear and go to the place again.
This looks like a creepypasta.
A bad creepypasta
Basically it’s where you realize that you’re dreaming and you have some control over what happens.
Lucid dreaming is difficult to master and I assume very addicting
I mean if it was really that good then it’d be worth it. Escaping reality is always a plus.
So many inappropriate things one could try to do…
But alas I have really bad sleep apnea and insomnia…. and the weird connection to my neck and back don’t sync up with most pillows…..I don’t sleep well…….
I haven’t had a full nights rest in months…….I feel lathargic everyday…..
Ouch, I feel you there. I used to sleep horribly, until around two years ago I would only get around 5-6 hours per night if I was lucky. I don’t know why I sleep better now, but I must’ve done something right.
And no, I would totally use it to live out my favorite scenes from video games.
Lame
Or maybe I wouldn’t. That’s my buisness. 😉
I had a extremely weird dream a few nights about involving Jarvis from Luigi’s Mansion
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/1/19/Jarvis.png/200px-Jarvis.png
I mean OF ALL THE GHOSTS JARVIS? THE MOST FORGETIFUL GHOST my brain works in very obscure ways….
Also the longest I’ve ever slept to was 4 PM, over this past summer. I stayed up until like 2 the night before though, so I guess it’s understandable.
I remember the time I had a lucid dream, in it I created my own creature….. then it tried to kill me…
Oooo let me try
*Thinks briefly*
*Some infinitely gigantic Giga-Demon breaches the mental realm and brings forth the end of days*
*Thinks*
*Bunny form Monty Python bites my arm off but I’m chill with it because it was my right arm*
Original creature? I would try to create a pokemon lol
Or a fakemon
Nope I’d rather live out being in the pokemon world, if only for a moment.
The pokemon world is a dangerous world. Be careful
If I die, then at least I’ll die living out my dream. xD
When you realize that the very last (and probably only) chance to get Arceus ends on Saturday and you haven’t done anything to get Arceus:
https://media2.giphy.com/media/a79Jr229u3bzO/200_s.gif
Yay I got my new phone for my birthday and I’must using it
Cool! What kind is it?
Umm not sure I have forgotten
Haha that’s fine, getting pretty much any new phone is fun.
me when I got my phone ^
does it have kia
What’s that?
kia
…
Ok but what is it?
its kia dude do you not have it
The car company?
I’m lost.
So… I guess you have no kia
http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7660253.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/Nokia-3310.jpg
Nope not kia
.O.
I am smiling so much right now that worked
I done got tricked.
Honestly I thought of nokia when you said “kia” but I immediately dismissed the idea. lol
Thats how we get’cha
The hell is that thing?
a nokia phone
Looks like….a cyber turd but way old
This thing could probably survive a nuclear apocalypse thank you very much…. according to various memes because I have never actually owned one
Awwww….now I want to play Fallout New Vegas…..
hope it doesn’t
BRICK your console!
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NYAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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A fossil.
One day they’ll inject smart devices into our cerebral cortex and we can do all cellular tablet stuff in hour minds
Pls no.
I’d send way too many embaressing messages to people on accident.
Think of all the scientific advances, the possibilities of recording bodily functions THINK ABOUT LIVE STREAMING PORN DIRECTLY TO YOUR BRAIN
Enjoy having your brain hacked. 😛
Oh please my mind is solid as a beaver track, the worst possible information they could hack out of me is possibly by credit card info but jokes on them I never remember my credit card information
Let me gently remind you that your brain is the only thing keeping you alive right now.
Barely
It could be like that Gravity Falls episode where they go into your memories so they could find you inputting your info
I delved on that, and the possibility may be there but it would require stopping and isolating the memory frames of me looking at my info and that kinda stuff is usually instantly forgotten
They’d have a better chance of simply finding where I live a send a crew to beat and rob me
*Accidentally sends wrong person love messages*
F*ck!
Pretty much what I’m scared of. That’d be a nightmare lol
I would be too scared to even ask someone out my brain could do it for me. My brain would get me married and it would all start with me thinking “wow shes so sweet and her butt is nice too”
Exactly my point of view with that thought
Autocorrect 2.0! This time we are not even trying !!
neato
think of all the virus’ people would get in their brains…
They would put aids to shame
I know right, you would have to be an idiot to volunteer for something stupid like that
so i just remembered this is the best thing ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtgGjZk5sTc
and then all of the black and white ones are total trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvdbi0yYBA
T_T I walk to the back of outside of my job and I see a bunch of my coworkers smoking pot…
What’s the problem? ‘lol
I really don’t like pot
So don’t go stand by them. Problem solved lol
Don’t you think it’s inappropriate for the workplace?
Depends on where you work and if they’re currently supposed to be doing work. If they on break let em be hahaha
Feh I work hard and sober while slackers ride through their shift blazed
Hey there can be hard working people who also happen to smoke. Unless you know for a fact that those people involved are really slackers then I’d say judging them solely on the idea that they enjoy pot is kind of close minded. That’s like saying that anyone who drinks alcohol is a drunk and doesn’t work hard. If those involved are on break or whatever and aren’t hurting anyone who cares? lol
The pot smell gives me headaches
Well again just stay away from them. Can’t get a headache if you aren’t near them right? lol
i have a cursed sense of smell, i can smell it a mile away
Well then I’m sorry about that. Try to surround yourself with nice smelling things lol
LOTS of things give me headaches via smell
tobacco
cleaning protects
lavender
inessence
most flowers
pine sol
twizzlers
Since the effects of weed don’t wear off within the time period of the ‘break’, I personally think they are in the wrong. Nobody should ever go to work while under the influence of drugs, unless medically appropriate (and agreed to by the employer). It’s just unprofessional in my opinion.
Also the smell of weed is whack, so if I can smell it off you while you are providing a service to me I’ll be put off from utilising that service which has a negative effect on the image of the company.
Eh…..I guess you’re right as far as it sticking around……but either way who cares what other people do. It may be unprofessional, but it’s not like they’re hurting anyone. Plus it’s not like getting high will get Earthen in trouble. The fault will be their own if something goes down.
I agree it’s not harming anyone so they are free to do it in their own time, but during work hours where you are expected to work alongside others and I imagine provide a service to customers, you are harming the company and in some cases (doctors, teachers, lawyers) the profession.
Earthern might not get in trouble, but if the smell has a negative effect on him he has the right to voice a complaint. And the smell of weed (akin to cigarettes) lingers on clothes, no matter how much deodorant you put on to try and cover it.
I’m playing showdown, and I currently have a marowak with 1136 attack stat. xD
Anyone want to play me?
I got a quick match in me
Showdown Name Entharalis
I’m going to try out my gym team, I guess.
Also my showdown name is
EarthenWarriorithsme.I’m challenging
I didn’t make my gym team OU by accident, I need to go set the tier. Sorry.
Alright, it should work now.
GG Earthen. We weren’t getting anywhere, so I just forfeit. You were going to win either way lol
Earth always beats Wind
I mean ground doesn’t effect flying but. . . xD
Whatever in this case it doesn’t but in the Elemental Rock Paper Scissors way of things it’s Wind being unable to harm solid earth
Ever heard of erosion?
that takes time
Wanna battle me?
Ooh battle me next
Can’t right now, sorry. I have to go to dinner with my family (ugh).
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-507712821
Why do people on showdown forfeit every time ._.
i know! it is so sad
Not entirely sure what he planned on doing with Scizor against a Toxapex.
Maybe he thought I would use a poison type move? Idk
Maybe, but even so, getting a free switch in was useless to him. Lol.
Ah well, never understand the ‘genius’ of some Showdown players.
Who knows I 1KO’d one with an Earthquake Rampardos so anything can happen
What’s the point of continuing a battle that you know you’ve already lost. No point wasting both players time if you know that you simply can’t win.
because you’re annoying and they don’t want to waste time with the likes of you
That explains why they forfeit against you a lot.
eeeyup
i mean honestly you’ve seen my Slurpuff Weapon, would you honestly stomach that?
A person ragequitted all because I mega evolved my Sabeleye on the first turn while they were trying to set up Spikes. Like, they could’ve won the battle still. -_-
GF had the opportunity to really make HP breeding simplier and they just flopped
Sinnoh Remakes should make Primal Dialga and Palkia. I know Mystery Dungeon’s Primal Dialga was a mistranslation but they should just make it Primal Dialga with more spikes
*Glares* No
the whole concept with the primals is grossly misunderstood by the public
People think any legend has a more early form that contained much more power that lessened over time, this is incorrect
Primal Groudon and Kyogre actually were never their original forms, when the planet was young there was an abundance of natural energy which Groudon and Kyogre sought after, they absorbed the power and their abilities skyrocketed transforming them, the Native Hoennians dubbed them Primal Groudon/Kyogre
Which would be nice for regigigas
I think Origin Forms perhaps, or something else new.
@irvinap:disqus sorry about earlier, I waited as long as I could but assumed you went out and I had to go out myself. Let me know when you’re around and we can try again.
I can do it right now I’m finally back home from my day and will have a while so lets go now
I’ll go online now.
Thanks, did you get what you wanted from it? Also you have a good birthday?
Yep Good Birthday and my Sneasel is now with me on my team Speedy is born
Me and my brother’s Sinnoh teams. You can probably guess which is mine
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Well yours must be the top. I’ll wait to see if we get anything new before deciding my team properly, but I will obviously be using an Infernape. Probably Garchomp too.
my Sinnoh team is extremely varied
just WAY too many pokemon i like in gen 4
non-New evos
Infernape/Torterra
Rampardos
Floatzel/Gastrodon
Drapion/Hippowdon
Abomasnow
Garchomp
New Evos
Add Rhyperior, Mamoswine, Gliscor, Tangrowth, Electivire
Cool this is my Sinnoh team
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a93a7ed680666a91aad95119bd9b043e6961ae20a0dfc4319a9cb4ca51c9b52a.jpg
I remembered mine, man 9 years passed by so fast:
Infernape
Bastiodon
Staraptor
Palkia
Mothim
Luxray
I really hope Nintendo doesn’t limit stocks for the Switch
do you blame it they did it tho? At this point it is better for nintendo to play safe. Its stock are going down and they dont need a surplus of product. A shortage would suck but it would give nintendo hope to reach the perfect equilibrium
And even then in a few weeks the hype for the switch will likely die down a lot given we’ll all know a lot of its specs, its launch lineup, and its flaws, like the rumors of the bad battery life, the chips running hot, ect.
My Brute force team wins
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-507596740
rookie move, you saved the room not the replay
Is it there now?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-507596740
nope the battle is gone forever
Upload the replay if you can
Darn it was a good battle too
I’m sure it was, if you wanna see a dynamite fight
one sec
now i found two favorites my
Clash Of Earth Kings
or
Sadistic
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-393813166
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-398359882
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The Great Switchtastrophe of 2017 is only 2 weeks away…are you ready? 😀
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I thought I was but nope
I’m hoping it’s not a catastrophe.
@Starstorm
@Shiny Xatu
@Anyone else interested
Would like to be a Gym leader in my Fan-Region just submit a name and your type (Taken types are: Water, Normal, Ghost, and Bug) I’ll when fully finished the Dex give a list to pick a team for me to put down
Why not. I’ll take Fairy
And I need a name I guess Ava?
Yeah you can do Ava or Star either is fine
that’s too obvious
what about……Thrognack The Impaler
Do I seem like a Thrognack to you
no…..
*Imagining you as one……*
….i uhh…….Hmmmmm…….yeah
No you seem more like the kind that has a cute name like Ava
fine how about
errrrr Alosia The Starborn?
omg that sounds like a princess I love it
Some kinda celestial touched Human accidentally transported into a greater realm inhabited by a race of living cosmic entities
yadda yadda their race is dying, Black Hole Plague and some romantic gush with a studly Space Prince becomes a princess by marriage boom
In her case beautiful Space Princess… I think?
wah?
https://media.giphy.com/media/VXzpvtlnybLYk/giphy.gif
………. *blinks* arrrighty
Learn something new everyday
?️?¯_(ツ)_/¯?️?
screw it
Lesbians in Space, that always zests up a story
Hell yeah! Space lesbians!
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZWlk83LSyVesE/giphy.gif
Nrrrrrrr god damn it….i loved that scene………
I want what they have ;_;
Aw, Earthen, you’ll find someone one day
Yeah Earthen we’ll each find someone someday
i hope so…..
She likes girls meaning switch guy with girl
In place of The prince I mean… Not meaning me I uhh.. uhhh… new subject please
Edited
lol. ok so do I need to include a team?
No not yet when the full Pokedex is complete I’ll scope everyone out and have them pick their team
(Don’t worry Mimikyu, Gardevoir, and some old Fairies are coming in and for post game battle I can put Primarina on your team)
Oh ok cool
Then I murder the space prince and become a space queen!
:3
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Ehh It’s not a very pretty name but it sounds powerful
Why not ey! I’ll be Fighting and my leader name would be Tai (cause I’m a black belt in Tae Kwon-Do)
Cool it’s added in
eyyyyyyyyy
why not Ty so its not too obvious
I feel like Ty is too Tyrogue. Plus similar to spelling of Thai, as in Thai boxing
Fire or Dark, with Houndoom (as I see Houndour in your Dex).
So what would your name be?
Hmm, I don’t know. Igneos for Fire maybe, or Rebus for Dark (from Greek God Erebus, primordial god of darkness).
Well since Ultron is Dark then you can be Igneos a Fire Gym leader
OK cool. What other Fire types could I get?
Today has been a decent Pokemon hunting day.
Managed to get a Bold Fini, Naive Koko, Timid Lele & Adamant Bulu, all in Pokeballs!
On top of that, almost managed to capture:
Timid Nihilego, Adamant Buzzwole, Timid Xurkitree, Jolly Kartana & Modest Guzzlord. Traded for a Pheromosa (will keep trading until I get a Jolly or just wait till I get to post game in Moon) and hopefully when I wake up, my Kartana will be traded for a Celesteela (which I want a Sassy nature for, so again either trade or Moon)
After that, Porygon2, Porygon-Z, Type Null, Silvally, Cosmog, Cosmoem, Lunala & Necrozma to get and I’ll have 100%.
I’m getting there slowly but surely with my Pokeball living dex! (apart from UBs in Beast Balls)
That’s awesome I have 19% on my Pokedex after beating Guzma and about to fight Ula’Ula kahuna
Just want to confirm some Pokémon coming back to my Fan-Region
-Gible
-Rhyhorn
-Houndour
-Bounsweet
-Mimikyu
-Plusle
-Minun
-Psyduck
-Zubat
-Sneasel
-Pikachu
-Porygon
-Goomy
-Weedle
-Combee
-Pancham
-Roggenrola
-Carbink
-Ralts
(This is only a few many more will return)
Dewpider? 😀
It may appear I hope to put lots of Alolan Natives but not too many
Ah :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4lp2jjLPjk
Love the new drawing. <3
Oh thank you 😀
This is what happens when Nebby is unleashed from the bag
Bagon called a level 9 Salamance, total hacker XD
Also it sucks we can’t Teleport back to Pokemon centres any more.