A very, very Happy Christmas from the PokéJungle team!
2014 is coming to a close and boy, what a great year it has been!
As we’ve always said here on PokéJungle, we are a community driven site. All our readers whether frequent commenters, silent lurkers or anything in between, you guys are what make PokéJungle.net what it is today. All of the staff hope that our readers who choose to celebrate the festive holiday are having a wonderful day, and those that aren’t celebrating are taking time to relax and look back over the past year. We love every single one of you. Yes, even you…
The festive season is a time for giving, and we wouldn’t be human if we didn’t want to know what you guys were lucky enough to receive today, so let us know in the comments! Of course, we thank our readers for giving to the site all year round.
Once again, Happy Christmas and thank you to everyone who visits our site. See you all properly in the New Year and stay tuned over the next couple of days for a 2014 Recap and a 2015 look-ahead post! (Maybe some other surprises too!)
Back to the turkey and chocolates!
Merry Christmas,
Love from the PokéJungle Team.










My resolutions this year are as follows:
• lose weight (obviously)
• launch a successful Youtube channel
• launch a successful Twitch channel
• talk to new people
• make more friends and less enemies here
• be the me I was supposed to be
(Inb4 Let it Go)
This is literally my list as well.
That is quite nice.
If you are the you that you were always meant to be, then who is the you that was always meant to do? Or is that nonsensical?
I was meant to be Kim Jong-Un.
I haven’t reached that step yet.
Seems like a real party.
You bet.
So, do you lick Shiny Tongues? Or do you Shine Licking Tongues?
All
Just gain 100 more pounds and misguide thousands of people and you’re good!
I’m already at the 257425798532 pound mark so I’m there.
I misguide people 25/8.
I just need a baby face.
Steal one off an actual baby.
Like Carl!
Great idea!
*rips face off of my baby cousin*
Your avatar is literally amazing.
(`(●●) ´)
Caaaaaaaaarl
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrl
Fine, I may have created a crack in space-time……. through which to collect millions of baby hands.
Orphans
How ’bout that flu season, everyone? I’m the only one in my family who hasn’t caught anything yet. I’m waiting to see how long I can hide in my room without sustenance.
I got the flu the day after I got my flu shot.
Yikes.
Yo, i’ve been sick since the 26th, i feel like crap
LMFAO I’M JUST SITTING HERE AWKWARDLY LISTENING TO THIS CONVERSATION ON CHAT. THIS IS TOO FUNNY.
How dare you speak of the chat on Disqus?
Go to your room. Now.
*goes to room*
Fucking hilliarious
You can’t defeat me here! This is my natural habitat!
i have no idea what happening…
Well, at least Slips and Govnah aren’t there…
Then i’ll make sure to let them know
Woah……
Shit talking about PJ members
Crap. The argument is coming here.
I’m not gonna sit here and be insulted. This is ridiculous. I don’t want to listen to any of this anymore.
you were one talking about us…..
I don’t care. What happened on chat made me snap. I don’t know why I ever came there in the first place.
Shit talking and getting caught made you snap?
I haven’t even been here so u shouldn’t say i became a massive jerk…. Listen Instead of talking behind my back say it to my face
How about you all take a sip from grandmas pot of SHUT THE FUCK UP
You were the one saying I deserved to burn…
Pigs are supposed to be cooked and eaten, no?
It’s true.
I think you all need to grow up.
If you want to talk shit about someone, do it to their face.
Doing it behind a screen shows weakness in social communication.
And plus, you all sound stupid.
Additionally, there was 0 reason to bring this here. We have been warned NUMEROUS TIMES about doing these sorts of things on Disqus. Did anyone read Moving’s post?
Why can’t we just be nice to each other?
I wholeheartedly agree.
Wholemeal bread
Whoatmeal
I read this as “whoreheartedly”.
Oops.
kek
*argument intensifies*
*then you realize I just have bad eyesight in the dark at 9:44 pm*
2:45 bitch
Go to bed young padawan.
Thank u!!!!! i just happened to read my name on here
I apologize for breaking PJN. I also apologize if I hurt your feelings Govnah. I’ve been insulted so may times on here, and it’s not something that I can tolerate.
Disqus fags always get offended easily
Eh
(Canadian accent)
Go to bed.
I’m actually sitting in bed lmao
REKT boi
Sure. Have fun sitting in bed.
Oh boy I am, you’re all the entertainment I need
I’ve always wanted to be entertainment!
inb4 Yvs “middleschooler trying to be relevant”
>bringing it up
Stahpppppp
Top kek
What happened to you?
You’re not the same Wyvs that I used to talk to all the time a few months back.
Now you’re, EVIL!
(Every villain is lemons)
I’m pretty citrus.
It literally seems like you realized the world was a cruel place and suddenly went ape Doo doo.
Shit happens yo
But like, what…?
Bf leaving me for his ex who doesn’t even want to talk to him
The new one or the one you told me never to speak of?
What.
Skype is a beautiful creation
Ew
http://i.imgur.com/sNgBrJc.gifv
Hmmm What about the time with my Grammar??? i did get insulted alot too i dont take it out on here
Dude, I’m sorry, I had no reason to say that and it was stupid.
Im new man… named jeff… i take nothing anymore
Hello Jeff.
The fire has been fed
Pokejungle just exploded… I don’t even understand this place anymore.
Remember that time when I angered half the PJN chat because I mentioned it on Disqus? No? Neither do I.
Hey
Hey you
Yeah you
Take a break
Go to sleep. It’s late.
Dream the dream of dreams.
>middle schooler trying to be relevant
This is just plain hilarious now.
Very :^)
Ooh, a smiley. Does that mean you are finished?
Mmmhmmmm
Looks like a good sign.
It’s just startin’
Oh bby a triple ;^)
Ok its a Pokemon website talk about pokes and stop arguing and the drama like its a website about a game Presented by Gamefreak. Like this is why probably most people left just Ignore what people say and stop bringing up stuff that happened and the past… lets worry about now and the future… 2015 will be a good year for pokemon
It’s why I’m leaving… 😛
Its probably for a good idea just go take time to think
I’m leaving for good. I was planning on stopping by today just to say bye, but oh well. I guess the drama llama took care of that one.
>drama whore
*reads comments* *sips tea* and the fakers gonna take fake fake fake *taylor swift voice*
Tear out your throat.
…
…
LMAO
YUGA XD
Ever heard of writing things in the same message? Me neither
Wow! We’ve both never heard of it! I’m totally not being sarcastic right now!
Sarcasm doesn’t require you to mention the word sarcasm in it.
What?
Well, welcome, I guess.
What
Btw i was kidding the other night i wanted to see what u would say
Idk what your talking about.
on showdown????? the “confession”
You…. CAN WE FIGHT ALREADY
Remember when this site was about pokemon or video games in general? ME NEITHER
OMG THIS ABOUT POKEMON???? I NEVER GUESSED
This place is about people?
Nope it’s called Pokejungle because it’s actually supposed to be a Jungle full of pokes (like poking someone). And we all know what the Jungle turns into after dark ^-^
A dark jungle?
Depends how you see it, it can either be really nasty and dark or the night of your dreams 😉
(° ͜ʖ°)
Pitch black?
I lost respect for you after you upvoted that comment. 😛
It’s funny though because that’s how I see most people on the internet 😛
Naw, I’ve heard that so many times.
It’s the same in real life, I automatically assume anyone new I meet is dumber than me because I know I’m fairly smart.
A Drama bomb full of crybabbies and worthless crap?
YES!
This place is fun. It’s like one of those reality shows where people are always crying for no real reason.
It’s true… :
It wasn’t always this way….. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCGqUyIc7P0
Speaking of showdown. Greninja is getting suspect test. Will it be the second starter to be ban
From the general discussion I’ve heard it’s probably going. Now we just need a grass starter to go uber…
it got banned already from what i heard
Not yet. But most people seem to want it gone.
Like me?????
People want me gone all the time
I don’t want you gone… I thought you wanted me gone…
no i did not i dont want anybody gone
I don’t really have an opinion on the matter. Because I don’t know what the matter is.
Tis true. You are only a simple minded CS10K.
Simple minded?!
I’m only joking.
You’d better be.
Well Yuga, now do you understand what I mean when I say that Frenchy and Jadra’s argument is nothing compared to a Pokejungle-tier argument?
Yep.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHntUsj0GTs
Hi there.
I hear their are the most lavish arguments here.
Ugh, GRAMMAR. Whatever.
Yes. As a native, I call them “Pokejungle-tier arguments”. They are nothing compared to the likes of Jadra and Senshi.
The pigs have taken over Pokejungle, haven’t they.
http://i.imgur.com/ak2otUO.gifv
No need to hog the spotlight.
I laughed at that one. xD
The sooner the butcher season comes the better.
By then our little inside joke will be over!
I hear planes coming….
Carbet bombings incoming
I hear jets and Helicopters
Good.
We’ll probably be something else by then. Like giraffes.
Or Angels. Valentine’s is coming up…
I dunno, Giraffes are pretty romantic
I’m more of a sloth person.
I like anthropomorphic animals.
But nobody on GoT liked that idea. Have a heart!
C’mon, nobody got that?
*tumbleweed drifts by*
Nice and Powerful tumbleweed!
Ganon?
Well i have no idea what’s happening (i think my cold is getting worse) and all i’m seeing is a conundrum with anger and pigs
I’m confused as well.
I’m Ook… For now.
Pigs? What pigs?!
Pokejungle The Oinkening
Do you have an idea for the plot?
Always
LMAO
Bacon :3
Bacon is good… For now.
I taste disgusting.
Please don’t eat me. I have a family.
That’s the freaking point
We mass produce your kind to eaten by over 22 countries every year
WHAT?! IS THAT WHERE MY MOTHER WENT? MY FATHER? MY BROTHER? MY SISTER? MY PET DOG?!
All. Eaten.
Sometimes we kill the pigs and feed them to the newer generations to give them that double piggy taste
Pigs are cannibals!
…they did give me meat the day after my mother left.
You wanna battle on showdown?
no thank you.
I really need to take a break from the competitive stuff until i get my act together (Soul searching)
Yeah I feel you. I can’t build a team to save my life anymore :< I guess I got rusty cause I toke a break
its not only that
Its just the sheer fact of the competitive lifestyle
half the time the thought of people training when i’m not drives me insane
and don’t get me started on losing
Looks like you have a case of… the swine flu. BADUMTISS It’s funny because pigs.
Piggies, head back to CS10K. Senshi is there.
TAKE ME WITH YOU
We’re here now: http://guardiansoftermina.tumblr.com/post/105932286015/discussion-thread-18
CS10K is here, if you’re interested: https://disqus.com/home/discussion/cs10ktumblr/cs10k_disqus/
Anyone wanna join me on wow
on sale for only ten bucks
Subscription or expansion?
Lol Wtf happened since last night?
Drama. Delicious Drama.
Should’ve guessed since this is Padrama Jungle.
Omg this battle started as a simple match and ended as a battle of iron will
62PG-WWWW-WWWQ-9CRR
Not sure if it’s just for me but the Disqus is all wonky again 🙁
It seems like I’m the only one who has never had a problem w/Disqus
Me either