Trappin’ like a Bawse
Team Report: Top 8 PJT ‘14 Participant
Rio Hindami
(WARNING: A LOT OF READING LEL)
Alright, Hello, everyone! As most of you know who I am in the PJ.net community, my username is @RIOspeedwagon. I’ve been a member of PJ for over a year now, but I have lurked in the murky water on the site for a lot longer like about 2-3 years during the beginning hype of BW. I first “joined” PJ as a guest during the IAMTHELEAKER incident to help debunk and learn more “rumours” from him (I kinda credit myself for his downfall when I asked him to leak some of the dex, but he messed up so it didn’t match with his previous statements). However, I actually joined a couple days before XY were released for the sole purpose of getting friend codes for FS (sorry!) but I stuck around because the people were great and so was the community! A decision I don’t regret today.
When I got wind of the possibility of a tournament being hosted at PJ, I was super excited! 6th gen was the gen that got me into competitive battling since XY made breeding so much easier than past gens; I felt like I had a chance and I wanted to marvel and learn from other people’s team and strategies. Many months later, I was even more excited when I got confirmation as a participant! And now here I am with a team report about my team and experience participating in the first ever PJT. (Thank you NL for the opportunity and suggestion!)
THE TEAM
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Mei-Shi (Mienshao) F @ Life Orb
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spe
Jolly Nature
– Fake Out
– High Jump Kick
– Knock Off
– U-Turn
Hit and Run. This would usually be my lead to break sashes with Fake Out. I was kinda disappointed with Mienshao’s performance. Particularly during the Elimination Rounds, I always had Mienshao in the back as it was a bad match up against my opponents’ lead and didn’t really rely on it much during the whole match due to its frailness. Despite this, Mienshao did great what it did during my battles:knock off items on predicted switches or U-Turn switch on predicted switches. Plus, Mienshao is one of my favorite Pokemon :3 I chose Mei-Shi as its name because I originally had a different Mienshao with the name Shao Lee but it had “improper” IVs so i bred a new and with help from the PJ community, Mei-Shi was born (it sounded cool)!
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Some Japanese words (Entei) @ Choice Band
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spe
Adamant Nature
– Sacred Fire
– Stone Edge
– Extreme Speed
– Stomp
Wallbreaker. Entei was an excellent choice on my team since I needed a burn absorber, burn spreader, Sableye check (I had a feeling it would run rampant), fire type move attacker and priority attacker. Entei had the all-round perfect package for my team. Spamming Sacred Fire and getting burns was a satisfying feeling to have. Extremespeed and Choice Band made Entei an effective revenge killer. Stomp was chosen over Bulldoze because the possibility of having to face Minimize shenanigans is not my cup of tea (stares at Jordin).
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Mammy (Mamoswine) F @ Focus Sash
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spe
Jolly Nature
– Stealth Rock
– Icicle Spear
– Ice Shard
– Earthquake
Revenge Killer or Rocks. Mamoswine is a huge asset to my team. Its role is either to set up rocks and tank a hit/predicted switch or revenge kill a Pokemon. Rocks were a crucial play in my match against HeavyMetalFairy and Chaos. Focus Sash either allowed me to set up rocks wand was guaranteed to survive or, as I said earlier, revenge kill a Poke and live. Hazards on my side lessened the viability of Mamoswine in those matches but it still did a great job killing off Dragons. The reason behind Jolly Nature and 252 Speed is because I wanted to be faster than other base 80’s such as Breloom. Mammy as a name because it’s a girl and it rolls off the tongue well.

Gengar (Gengar) M @ Gengarite
Ability: Levitate >>> Shadow Tag
EVs: 4 HP/252 SpAtk/252 Spe
Timid Nature
– Taunt
– Shadow Ball
– Sludge Bomb
– Perish Song
Stallbreaker. GENGAR TOO OP PLZ NERF LULZ. But seriously, M-Gengar is no joke. I originally had M-Gyarados as this slot but I needed an answer to Stall teams, Baton Pass teams as well as another special attacker so I chose M-Gengar. Sorry if its broken in your eyes bros (specifically UmbreonLifts #NoRagrets) but rules aren’t Smogon based. I knew Stall will be a big problem, something I hate to face so M-Gengar was a perfect solution. Very clutch in my battles against HeavyMetalFairy, UmbreonLifts, and Chaos (Alice as well if a certain something didn’t happen… you’ll see). Oh and it’s shiny which makes it even more cooler and broken (Thanks Heavy!)
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Emmeryn (Clefable) F @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP/132 Def/124 SpDef
Bold Nature
– Moonlight
– Cosmic Power
– Moonblast
– Stored Power
Wall-er. With the addition of Fairy types added into the games, Clefable rose from the ashes of the NU normal type Pokemon to being one of the best Fairies there are.Clefable role on my team was to act as a wall and a physical deterrent with Rocky Helmet. I know that Rocky Helmet may seem like an odd item to use on Clefable compared to like Life Orb or Leftovers, but it works. With a couple Cosmic Powers under its belt, Clefable can tank a hit back with either Moonblast or Stored Power whilst healing with Moonlight. Steel types, however, kill Clefable. Good thing is, most of them are physically based *cough* Mega Mawile *cough* so they take damage from Rocky Helmet. Nicknamed Emmeryn from Fire Emblem Awakening (I recommend you to try it out! 9.5/10)
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Robyn (Hydreigon) F @ Assault Vest
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpAtk/4 SpDef/252 Spe
Modest Nature
– Dragon Pulse
– Dark Pulse
– Fire Blast
– Earth Power
“Special Wall” and Versatile attacker. Hydreigon is bae (along with Shakira and Lucina). I originally had a Timid one with Flash Cannon instead of Earth Power but I decided to switch because it wasn’t really out speeding anything at it’s awkward speed tier and I needed more power/coverage. Assault Vest may seem like an odd choice of item on Hydreigon but trust me, it works (again). It can survive a Life Orb boosted Ice Beam from a Timid Greninja at full health and KO it back with Fire Blast. It’s used as a secondary special wall on my team as it can absorb not very effective moves such as Flamethrower, Scald, and Thunderbolt retaliate back. It’s named Robyn from the default name of the Avatar in Fire Emblem Awakening. It fit perfectly with a certain dragon in the game (; Thanks Regidudem for the idea![/spoiler]
EXPERIENCE AND BATTLES
Alright, so I got randomly chosen to be in the Undella Group with HeavyMetalFairy, UmbreonLifts, Edgaroth, and simkenno. Honestly, I was really nervous for the tournament to start since I had HMF and UL as opponents. Heavy is known for his scary Geomancy Pass and I lost to Umbreon in a tourney hosted by StarBits a couple months back because of STUPID SLOW(HOE)BRO. That poll hosted by RocketClauncher didn’t help my nerves at all once it was nearing the start of the tournament as HMF gained the lead in the votes. I was pretty psyching myself out with my team and felt like I regret not using other Poke’s instead. However, everything settled down when I started my first battle with Heavy.
VS HeavyMetalFairy
Code: N/A (Thanks for DC before I could save the vid ;~;)
Whew, Heavy’s team doe. We talked earlier before the group battles started on Twitter about the tourney and Heavy was dropping hints of what his team strategy was about during our talk. I connected the dots and came to the horrifying conclusion of what his team is about: A FULL BATON PASS TEAM. These teams are completely evil (learned from Showdown before the Baton Pass nerf) and I was just glad I had an answer to his team: M-Gengar. His full roster was Scolipede, Smeargle, Vaporeon, Sylveon, Mr. Mime and an unknown (forgot but I probably remembered if I HAD THE VID. I also took notes on the battle just for this purpose but I lost them somewhere…).
So let’s see if I can remember this off the top of my head. He lead with Scolipede (typical BP starter) and I led with Entei just for that reason. He started off with substituting and I Sacred Fire. Then the same thing happened again. I switched out to Gengar while he Iron Defense’d/Substitute’d(?). Now I mega’d, but he baton passed to his Mr.Mime while I used Perish Song but got blocked out by Soundproof. Smart play because in the next turn, he used Encore with his super-fast Mr.Mime so i used PS again. I swapped out to Entei I believe and he Calm Mind’ed. I swapped back out to Gengar and he sets up again. This turn was crucial. He Substituted or something and I Taunt’ed him. Next turn, I find out that he had no attacking moves so he struggle’d. It was an awesome feeling! All his boosts are trapped and he needs to start all over again. Mr.Mime dies to struggle and Sludge Bomb so I believe he sends out Scolipede again idk. But the rest of the match was a blur because pretty much M-Gengar rekt his whole team with a combination of Taunt and Perish Song. I remembered i only lost one member (Hydreigon to Sylveon) and the battle ended with me winning. However, Heavy disconnected after the battle was over but before the “Save battle video” screen popped up to my dismay. I was happy nonetheless cause i BEAT A FREAKING BP TEAM and I had one win under my belt. Heavy was a great opponent and I feel bad to whoever faced him after me (Edgaroth and Umbreon).
VS UmbreonLifts
Code: 2LZG-WWWW-WWW8-NZ4B
Ugh, stupid Slow Hoe. Slowbro was a pain in my butt the whole match with T-Wave, Scald, and Regenerator. I got some major hax with paralysis. Umbreon was another pain to deal with but luckliy Gengar’s Taunt shut it down and it could only struggle. Mienshao did a great job in this match as well as Clefable. M-Gengar has to be the MVP of this match due to how well it dealt with Umbreon, Chansey and Garchomp. TOO OP 4 U LIFTS lel. Enjoy the long match.
VS Edgaroth
Code: 7UFG-WWWW-WWW8-PX5G
Edgaroth’s team worried me because of how unique and the underused Poke’s he was using. The battle was pretty straightforward. Clefable tank’d out Greninja and Volcarona was really scary with its Heat Wave. Hydreigon was MVP of this match. bae <3
VS simkenno
No battle 🙁 simkenno had a family death right when the tourney so he dropped out. Sorry about your loss simkenno! I’m expecting a battle in the future to make this up or your know, an early copy of ORAS (;
Now since the group battles were officially over with me winning 4-0 with a bye, I was feeling really confident with myself! Now onto the Elimination Rounds…
VS Chaos
Code: K2UW-WWWW-WWW9-9YZP
This was an interesting battle. I heard talk that Chaos was running the same Mega as mine but in this battle, it turns out he has a Mega Aggron. His team had the right amount of balance and bulk with Clefable Wish Passing, Scarf Magnezone trapping Steels, and the defensive behemoth Mandibuzz. Magnezone gave me huge troubles in this match because it was scarf and I had nothing to take its hits. I had great switches and double switches in this match. Stealth Rock was a major factor in me winning this match. Chaos was a worthy opponent and he currently still is with his rain team ;~;
VS Alice
Code: ZG6G-WWWW-WWW9-B4M2
Oh boy, this battle ;~; I just felt like crying after this battle (not really but maybe) especially since it was my last one. I lost this battle. Alice had a very Smogon-esque team. She had the coveted Dragon-Fairy-Steel core with a Stealth Rock setter and a Special and Defensive wall. She was really well rounded and played smart. I,however, made a horrible misplay in this match that potentially costed me the match. Let’s just say M-Gengar was not the MVP in this battle ;~; I played really badly in this battle. I’ll let you guys see the video to find out. GG to Alice! A formidable foe!
Closing Remarks
I had a LOT of fun battling in this tourney and I’m glad I had the opportunity to participate. All my opponents varied in strength and strategies which made the experience even better! If there was anything I could change to my team after going through this tourney would be changing Jolly to Adamant for Mamoswine and teach Flamethrower to Clefable instead of Stored Power. And with that, here is the conclusion to my team report and experience with PJT ‘14.
I am looking forward to future tourneys being hosted by PJ and all the experiences that follow. Special thanks to NL for the idea of this team report and a big thanks to moving for coordinating this tourney! Peace out everyone! Follow me on @HydreigonHero for battles/trades and my giveaways 🙂
This is not the only report article we wil have pertaining to PJT 14. Stay tuned for more great articles!-NL









Whoops. My screen glitched….
Anyway, you probably know these things about me.
1) I like men with nice, trimmed beards. Even video game chaacters, but you knew that.
2)I’m 19, have a beard, but it’s not that great (ask moving)
3)I have ocean blue eyes
4)R/S are the most nostalgic games to me, thus being my favorite.
5) I don’t have one single favorite Pokemon
6) Yes I do enjoy yardwork, but only if i’m by myself or with a friend.
7) I want to be a high school show choir director. If you don’t know what that is, ask.
8) I like older guys, rarely, but almost never, do I like guys younger than me.
9) I despise people who complain constantly.
10) To prove he does exist, here is a temporary image of my man. http://i.imgur.com/nNCPEzzt.jpg
Complaincomplaincomplaincomplaincomplain
Like you.
Fuck you too <3
No thanks. I like men.
I FUCKING HATE YOU.
Now we’re getting somewhere.
Can you please go bury yourself in one of those holes you make?
Thanks.
Land on a sharp rock too.
That would make me the happiest fucking person alive.
Dat last sentence. 😉
I think that sums up my true thoughts on Basti.
That’s a nice…. doghouse?
Animals are better than people after all.
They don’t judge you.
They just play with you and pee on everything.
You mean humans don’t play with you and pee on everything?
I think you’re being raped.
I think you’re asymmetrical.
my Dogs don’t really play one just wants people to scratch her butt and the other is afraid of everything
But theyre more lovable than the shitholes we call human beings.
True
His parents have like fifteen dogs. 9 chihuahuas, two mutts, two, German shepherds, and a rottweiler. They take good care of all of them though, but they also wonder why they can barely afford food….
Not bad bro
Yardwork includes digging holes.
I hoed my front yard this morning
The entire thing? I usually use a tractor. I think we should hoe our front yard and replant the grass. The bare spot bothers me.
Then again I do live in the country.
naw just the front area by the doorway tons of summer clovers violently uprooted and sliced from the earth
and a additional flowerbed
Just finished chapter 1. A short one but a chapter none the less. Should i post here?
Of mine and Ook’s pokejungle fanfic. With added charaters.
Make sure you add my brawniness and excessive use of brute force
Nice article @riospeedwagon:disqus!
Thanks man! 🙂
I enjoyed reading this RIO!
“I lost this battle. Alice had a very Smogon-esque team” Ooooo that slight burn, I loved it xD
Looking forward to the rest of the entries
Also for some reason…
I remembered someone shipping me with Jp. o_0
I thought you were JP at one time. ^_^*
Everyone was shipped at one point
I don’t think i was
u get ur self
Will Earthen ever find love
yes
http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20131231214235%2Fadventuretimewithfinnandjake%2Fimages%2F7%2F78%2FCast_kristen_schaal.jpg&key=_vhx1kZc6iXfT2soeNbbIA&w=480&h=489.7894736842105
Hey friend
Alignment Time, D&D Style! Tell what alignment you feel like and give an approximate alignment.
I feel as though I am a True Neutral, because I am too indecisive on choices and even though I’m not evil, will make make some bad choices. It’s human nature. I’m so plain, XD.
Realistically, I may be a Chaotic Neutral, because I can be impulsive and out on a whim, but not intending to harm anyone or damage anything.
Which alignment would you place me, or you don’t know me well to tell?
I’m chaotic Good, i might be rowdy violent and have a healthy lust for bashing skulls in with my bare hands but i do not tolerate injustice one bit
I was thinking you were either that or Chaotic Neutral. I came close 😉
i dont know what i would be…..
Maybe Lawful Neutral, or Neutral Good.
http://easydamus.com/alignment.html The ‘site.
I’m nuetral evil
5 facts about me:
1) Altaria, Sceptile, Chesnaught, Mega Mawile, and Milotic are my top 5 favorite Pokemon
2) I will never ever post a picture of me online, so if I ever joke I posted a selfie, I am lying
3) I’m actually new to competitive battling in terms of actually battling. I haven’t had friends to battle with, so instead I would spend my time reading about different ways to train Pokemon. Then X/Y and commenting on Pokejungle happened, and I got into actually battling. I love you all for this reason
4) I enjoy playing and watching sports, mainly baseball and football. My two favorite teams are the Mets (Baseball) and Steelers (Football)
5) I wish I could become part of the Pokejungle staff, but I do not have the time to contribute to the site and write articles
Bonus fact, I am fluffy
Are you cute?
Audino
Am i?
post a “selfie”
Lol, no
found u
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/220/2/5/mega_altaria_by_honasoma-d7u8f2x.jpg
That picture makes me look fat. How could you post this
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/221/9/f/mega_altaria_by_takurapi-d7uhs8i.png
Are you like one of those billion year old decrepit geezers in the life support tube hooked up to wires and your barely clinging to life?
I am young
Then what the eff bro we’ve all shared our faces no matter how ugly or otherwise
I don’t share personal info online publicly. Only people I begin to trust and befriend. For instance, the only two Junglers who know what I look like are Jordin and Chandelure16. I like my privacy, and it’s better to be careful online.
I still want to break you
I want to hug you with fluff
I want to shear you, sell the fluff for profit and deep fry your bald body and either eat you myself or sell it for more
and use the bones for Wiccan rituals
This is true.
Except the last part because nobody plays wow anymore.
One Wiccan is a real thing and i’m playing Wow right now
#TChicoForMod2014
It will never happen
Hello Fluffy.
Hello Iggy
Oh, and to prevent basti confusion in the future (He thought I was Asian xD), I’ll throw in that I’m of German, Italian, and actually Mexican heritage. My mom’s whole family is German. My dad’s side was split, his dad’s side was Mexican, his mom’s side was Italian…or was it the other way around, audino, but yeah
German+Italian? You must be hot.
But Germany is a cold country 😉
I am fluffy
Great to know 🙂
Is everyone doing a 5 facts about me? 0-0
Not me.
I scrolled through some comments and decided wynaught. Tho others did like 10, and I was too lazy to do that
I would do mine but things about me I wouldn’t share to people here only to those I trust :X
That’s fine 😛 I’m the same way, I didn’t talk much personally, kept it to more general things
10 facts about me:
1)My Favorite food is Guacamole
2)I was born in Laos
3)I’m 23
4)I go to grad school for microeconomics
5)I like to draw
6)I have never gotten a grade higher than a C
7)I’m allergic to wheat
8)I have 3 dogs
9)I was considered a master monopoly player at my highschool
10)Everything I’ve said up to this point is a lie
I knew it and I didn’t have to read number 10. You liar.
I hate you too.
Why do I feel like you being 23 isn’t a lie
Because you’re a silly bean.
3, 5, and 8 were believable.
3 facts about me:
1) I have been in competitive battling since G/S generation, and as such all I mainly care about is battling.
2) I’m a sucker for intricate strategies and complexity in game mechanics, but am a really emotional person, and so a story that makes me cry will always win me over.
3) I am a huge Zelda, Fire Emblem, and currently but forever will be Xenoblade fan.
PS: Stall will always be the most superior strategy in competitive battling. To hell with offense and stallbreakers!
Who is your favorite Pokemon
Bulbasaur :3
Landorus-I
That thing can go die ;~;
Is stalling really a strategy?
My boyfriend loved the Xenoblade games and grew up playing them. Why did you pick the words and Regi Dude Am for your username?
Hello Basti.
Want a banana? 😀
Maybe.
I don’t care, because you’re getting one regardless. 😀
It comes with a free beard and Mega Anchor. 😉
Well then.
“stalling” is unnecessarily wasting turns xD
stall is creating a team that is unbreakable but whittles the opponent slowly by forcing them to switch out a lot and feel depressed that they can’t win :3
I hate “stalling”. But stall is more about entry hazards than “stalling” xD
Regi from Regice my first shiny in sapphire version
Dude cuz I’m a dude
am for my initials xD
Ah….. Makes sense. XD
No matter what people say to me, Chesnaught will always be cute to me.
I agree
Chesnaught is adorable.
That cute little smirk on its face…. <3
The face is adorable xD
Exactly! I just wanna cuddle with it!
10 real facts about me:
1. Animals are my life.
2. I’m actually a very kind and caring person, to most people.
3. I’m quite smart, as my grades have always been A’s or A+’s.
4. I have 108% no problem saying what’s on my mind or how I feel about something or someone.
5. I started pokemon when I was 3, and here I am now. (Started with Yellow!)
6. I come from many different heritages, yet I look white as heck.
7. I want to become a zoologist when I’m older, or a YouTuber, or both.
8. I suck at competitive.
9. People think everything I say is funny, but I’m not trying to be. It’s just the way I say things I guess.
10. I have 0 school spirit, or spirit for anything at that.
I can relate to number 1,2 and 10.
I related most to 18
Does it count if I’ve been both 8 and 10?
Oh and
11. I hate most people.
I can definitely relate to this one
Me?
Always.
I have 130% no problem. Better luck next time, kid(get it?)
131% 🙂
I can relate to 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, and a little bit of 9. 🙂
Good.
You might as well be DicieTheKid
He doesn’t appreciate animals the way I do, so no.
Also
12. Animals are 24796433678532% better than people will ever be.
Implying that people aren’t animals?
Oh baby a triple
1) I love Serena and Milotic
2) Videomaking is so much fun, I wanna make YouTube a career
3) I’ve been to 5/7 continents
4) I speak English and Spanish
5) My favorite game ever was Pokemon Sapphire
6) I’m very chill irl. It’s like I’m always high but I’ve never done drugs
7) I’m originally from California
8) I love cars. My dream car is a Subaru WRX STI
9) I spend too much money on shoes. But I like to look good
10) Coffee is the best thing ever
Number 10 isn’t a fact, it’s an opinionated statement.
And nobody looks at your shoes, if you want to look good, concentrate on where people are looking
People are obviously looking at what brand of coffee he’s holding rather than his shoes 😉
That’s racist
The coffee is the hottest thing when looking at him
LMAOOOOO
Whoa
Unless it’s ice coffee
That’s not true.
Are you questioning my authority?
Are you suggesting that they’re too busy looking at his butt to notice the shoes
#ChicoProblems
@ 3 wow
@ 5 Yus
@ 10 No Strawberry and Creme
NUMBER FIVE YES WE ARE MEANT TO BE <3
You’re one of those….
You’re very chill? Seek Doctor Mario for help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_8OchInaY
I really wanna hang out with you in Disney sometime.
I got season passes. 8) (not really, but I used to, lol)
My sister will be going in March as part of the choir group I will be teaching. If I get my classes and school approval, I may get to chaperone. B)
1 no development and you know it
2 i don’t have the gear or the know how for video making
3 i’ve been to Hawaii Cali and we’re going to Alaska next year
4 i have zero language training yet i want to speak Dwarven or Orcish
5 Can peg one down
6 I’m just as aggressive IRL but only to people i know
7 i don’t know where i was born
8 i now absolutely nothing about cars
9 dats dumb, Shoes are tools for walking and shouldn’t be pricey fashion
10 never a drop
I agree so much with number 9 omg
i wear my shoes until my sweat eats through them
Happened three times
I also like to wear watches. Even though I always check the time on my phone.
That’s so Madonna
I wear watches too
Oh i forgot one of the most key things about me IRL i’ve worn a pair of Blue Nintendo Power Wrist bands i recieved from the 20th anniversary bash and NEVER TOOK THEM OFF EVER
I even track the number of days
Today marks day 2250
Lol just watched Chico’s video and can’t help thinking Chico wants the booty @7:36 iirc.
And lol I missed that game 🙁
where’s ur video any way ? 😛
Booty game 2 strong in college.
Peeps!
I missed you!
I do not know who are are
This is true.
Green….
Ring a bell….
Oh, now I remember. CommanderACheez/Frostbytes brother
Yeah,Yeah….
and I think u’r name wuz Brandon?
Yus
Yus it wuz.
not matter who’s he ….. he has a nice name .
I’m an old member….
But I’m still only 11 years old…
that’s new acount then
You seem familiar but I don’t know you….
5 facts about me:
1) I
2) Love
3) Me
4) Some
5) Fairies
Fairies are real!
FAIRIES!
I have one in a jar under my bed
shouldn’t 4) be “All” xD
Yeah XD
But I had to say it “ratchet” like…
1. You
2. Love
3. Pissing
4. Off
5. Earthen
Oh yeah, and that too XD
I love water types.
I love using Thunderbolt with Gardevoir
We have Water/Ground types for that.
I love using Energy Ball
U…..*draws sword*
i made this picture of a sword for u 😀
Dem Fairys! 😛
U told me that while I was listening to a song called Dagger. 3spooky5me.
u shipped with jenn now in PJN *sips tea*
jenn is your boo thang. jenn is my queen
a girl in 8th grade called me boo thang i dont know what i means tho
Means ya’ll belong together tbh
ohhhhhhh she did ask me would i still love her when shes not young and beautiful….i said yesh XD
omg that’s queen!!!!!! I love that she quoted lana del rey XD where my bae @
she was serious too….. and i knew it was from a song too
Wait we belong together XD:O
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
6) Favorite food is watermelon
7) Favorite clothing is socks.
=(
8) currently tired from excessive masturbation
9) Fairy
omg
….You saved the discussion from last night? Or shiny Aromatisse?
Yes lmaoooo… Cause it was iconic. All of our conversations our interesting. We bring the gritty to Jungle XD
Next… on My Strange Addictions… Can Heavy stop jakkin’ it?
I let out a laugh that felt like my throat ripped… Why must you bully me? =(
I’m sorry. ;-; I’ll take you out for ice cream tomorrow. ;-;
Dairy products give me terribly bad gas. Plus I gotta keep a clean tank for 6 hours.
Fine. The you must live with the bullying, lmao. You’re too complicated. xD
Favorite food is cinnamon!!!!
1-5 Seething Rage
Hold da fone!!!!
Defensive bastiodon is a Gym leader!!!!
ShinyXatu too
How long wuz I gone??? D:D:
Audino, but don’t get them confused, they’re not actual staff, but Disqus moderators. They were given the title to keep Disqus in line
O…
Yeah, so be on your best behavior. They’re really strict and mean to us. Especially basti, he chokes people with Archie’s chain and demands they say sorry for their Disqus sins
JK
*pulls disqus out of line*
ITS OUT OF LINE GET IT
3000 years
~2 months
and shiny xatu
Yep. So is Kevin.
Yep!
And a good storytelling one at that.
That convo last night omg
Random things about me that you may or may not find interesting:
1. My favorite Pokemon are Azumaril and Azelf. :p
2. I live in the Philippines.
3. I don’t drink any alcoholic drink ever.
4. I never liked the taste of coffee. I’m into tea instead.
5. I’m a control freak. I don’t like getting into situations that are out of my control. #3 is also due to me not wanting to lose control of myself.
6. My favorite Pokemon types are Dark and Water. (Yet my favorite Pokemon is not Sharpedo or Crawdaunt.)
7. I don’t believe in my own luck, so I never bother to enter raffles, lotteries and all that jazz. I also don’t gamble for the same reasons.
I definitely can relate to #4.
What tea
English Breakfast!!! 😀
Tea Hype!!!!
Mint
Jasmine
Oolong
Green Tea (I got a jar of powdered green tea at home, it’s the bomb)
Common iced tea (including Nestea)
How about barley
Only you like Barley.
No one likes Barley…..
English Breakfast tho?
I should try that sometime. Just like the barley.
I like frappes…
I love English Breakfast tea THO.
We can’t be friends because of #4
i love me coffee in the morning
Most coffee houses sell tea on the side, though.
I like coffee and tea. Earl grey with honey and sometimes milk. My family has friends here from the Philippines.
Heh, for some reason I never liked honey on tea.
Really? Then what do you like? I mainly do it for my allergies.
Just plain tea! No honey, no milk, no nothing. 😀
And in the case of milk tea, I don’t put milk on the tea myself, I let the milk tea companies do it for me.
Know it
Know it
Know it
Don’t Know it
Don’t know it
Know it
Don’t Know it.
Oh i forgot one of the most key things about me IRL i’ve worn a pair of Blue Nintendo Power Wrist bands i received from the 20th anniversary bash and NEVER TOOK THEM OFF EVER!!! yep i sleep and shower with them on and moisturize
I even track the number of days
Today marks day 2250
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
During 2014 I didn’t take my first shower until Jan 8th.
P.U.
LOOOLLL!!!! It was a contest with me and a few friends. I lost believe it or not, my friend Tim won leading up to Jan 11th.
Somebody has a kink for the stink
Im never meeting u now
Whyyyyyyyyyyy?? I’m more radiant and lively than a Diancie. A bish can see my star power from a distance
ok ill meet u….but u must stay 5 mile radius
I smell like a rotting buffalo carcass left in the sun, and that’s me on a good day
There’s a great new invention called the shower. It’s f*cking amazing.
TIS EVIL
SPLAYING DROPLETS UPON DROPLETS OF STINGING AGONIZING WATER ONTO MY MIGHTY ROCKY EXTERIOR
u been playing two much wow….. go outside
Are thou insane
There’s dragons and bitchy elves
You’re human and made of flesh and bone. Take a d*mn shower.
STIFLE MY IMAGINATION!!!
LMFAO IAN U GOTTA CHILL
I ATE A BOX OF GOBSTOPPERS AND 2 CHERRY PEPSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
u smell like old spice then
rotlmmmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo
this might sound like a lie and arrogant of me but I don’t stink when I skip a shower or 2. And I like how my balls still smell like the soap I used.
why do u smell your balls……
Do you not?
I don’t think his dropped yet
Clearly
It’s a common trait that I’m sure most young male adults do… Just out of curiousity. You gotta make sure you’re fresh lol.
and I just like how they smell… leave me be!
Its perfectly explainable due to all the hormones and pheromones in sweat and our male brains are just naturally drawn to them
I’m glad you’re here to sum this up for me lol PERFECTLY said
I’m just that kinda guy
I have never done that before….
I truly find that shocking
As do I. I atleast expected Garebare to do it -_-
Ah negative stereotypes.
But tis a labor of love and i respect that
Your flexibility… Must I remind you this is a no flex zone?
I hate that song so much -_-
but I’m so reckless with what I talk about lol
These past 2 days of conversation have been so entertaining, LMAO.
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b0/b0877ac0ef9ea8e23777ed6edf7168614d4e9c1a88d99562a8f967667989d8cd.jpg
rotlmmfaooooo Ya’ll killing me tonight XD
….
…..
JENNNNN I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH… then u just pop outta nowhere with this. OMG
I shower every day, except on some weekends when I’m lazy
That’s weird
Its devotion and loyalty
Devotion, or insanity? What a smeared line.
You and everyone on this site knows i’m not a sane person
don’t deny it
You are what you say.
Exactly
ur one the most sane people here…..
Don’t you laundry those at some point?
that would kill them
Wow…..
I dare you to smell the inner side!
I dare you to smell his boxers.
i once saved my gym shirt from high school and my brother threw up from when i bounded him with it
omg that’s just vile…. we probably would’ve had a brotherly fight if you did that to me XD
in our household we show our brotherly affection through violence and insults
This is 100% we hate that mushy crap
Me too!!!!
I dare you to smell his mom!
I have two dads unfortunately
yeah i don’t you even you guys want to see that
Things you don’t know about SOUL IN THE SHADOWS…..
1) Prefers to be called Shadow/Soul
2) Plays the guitar
3) Favorite types- Fairy,Bug,Ice
4) Is an artist
5) Is a cinnamon lover (I love it’s scent and taste)
6) Likes English Breakfst tea and Frappes
7) Has to go really bad………….. I’ll be right back………
This is completely random, but since we’re in the weird talk of PJ now, I just wanted to say last year I learned that there’s a tree that blossoms and smells like muk. I was amazed, because I was walking and the scent was really strong. It’s called the Callery Pear, or Pyrus calleryana.
Muk = decomposed feces?
Muk as in cum
HOLY F*CKBANANAS HE SAID IT
Ejaculation.
Spermatozoa.
Mom.
They are all apart of the human anatomy.
I have a feeling you’re the type of guy that’s into milfs.
SHUT UPPPPPPPP
Wait whoa
Go on pm this is serious
I was afraid of this
It’s why I censored it at first
did TC just say that??? 0_0
I’m a dirty boy D:
but… but…. I smelled my muk a few times before and it didn’t stink. It smells like really good bleach
I know, it’s not a bad smell. It’s just this tree that blossoms smells like it
Don’t know.
Don’t wanna know.
(What that means)
It means sewage. Muk falls into sewers and stuff, yeah
Yus!
Like… Muk?
OHHHHHHHHH SHIT I GET IT ;~;
NASTY FLOOF
I don’t know what muk smells like but there is a tree down the street from me, that every time it turns spring it gives off the scent of an unwashed p***y
Ponyy
That’s even worse
Percy
Guys.
This is Pokejungle Random Hour.
Not Pornojungle Sex Hour.
Cmon
Ew….
Wow wet cats must smell bad…
ROTLMFAO
I think i’ve heard of those but i really want to eat/smell a Durain and one of those Rafflesia
I wasn’t expecting the feels in fire emblem to be so strong tho
The feels are strong. I love Awakening
I wrote a comment about your article. Go read it
Greatest article of all time.
Thanks man 🙂
Where? :O I didn’t see it scrolling down
TCMets • an hour ago
I enjoyed reading this RIO!
“I lost this battle. Alice had a very Smogon-esque team” Ooooo that slight burn, I loved it xD
Looking forward to the rest of the entries
Glad you liked it! 😀 haha I didn’t mean it to be a burn but oh well xD
Same! I’m looking forward to heavy’s :3
I hope he shits all over Nintendo for taking so long with his game
YES just one long rant xD
LMFAOOOOOOO!!!! I unfortunately didn’t go on a rant. Rio’s article is much more polished & efficent, mine seems rushed compare to his cause it was the first time I ever did a nugget bridge write-up and I was nervous and didn’t know what all to cover XD
It’s ok, you can make a rant in a comment, and have a mod make it the featured comment on your article :3
LOL GENIUS! this is why you need to be mod
It would be awesome, but it will never happen ;~;
Most of everyone’s comments are there when you click “oldest” and read going up
I don’t know how it happens but Jungle always turns into “JungleAfterDark” at this hour
It’s by far the best fire emblem.
It’s fcking amazing tho
I hope awakening will get more people to play the series.
I want another one ;~;
the one for wii u was supposed to be fire emblem x shin megami tensei, but that was scrapped, so there’s hope for a wii u FE with FE characters only >:D
#getrektshinmegamitensei
I’m maining Lucina in SSB now. She’s too great.
Me too bro. Lucina is bae. I mained Marth in SSBB and he was amazing
>People who don’t like FE have never played it
I am here as well.
Chapter 10 nuff said…..
Chapter 13…
The whole game….
In chapter 17 I accidentally messed up the pairings so now my Lissa x Gregor ship is sunk
Oh my…. 😮
I did Henry x Tharja And I’m so happy
My henry will forever be lonely xD
My Gregor is forever alone xD
Gregor x Nowi yes
Ewww. That’s like normal guy x extremely old hag…
She thought he was a perverted creep at first.
Now they’re in loveeee
GREGOR SMASH
“I’m gonna kill you! :D”
favorite line in the game omfg
My fave is Frederick’s “Pick a God and pray” and Libra’s “I am your Omega” chills man
“Time to tip the scales”
“Is gregor time”
My favorites are def Gregor and Vaike xD
“Your jigging is up”!
“Who vant more Gregor”
We all do.
Lissa and Donnel doe… OTP
Their love child tho
Owain is beast. My fave swordsman
guess my name win nothing…..
Sir Joshua Nick Apollo James Johnson III
Bananaman.
Oooooo Oooo Govnah Skiddo!
no
So… Who here likes to play Pokemon?
Definitely not me.
#CODFTW
Go away, we are having serious discussions and your attempt to change the topic is not helping
😮
You can always talk to me!
About cum?
No about Muk and its competitive usage. Trevenant are known to smell like Muk after suffering a Body Slam from them
I want Archie to slam my body. <3
*GASP* So dirty. Lemme grab the anchor chain to strangle you with. <3
I just learned it was bad…
TC lied to me. That’s why I said it….
HA u got some nerves asking that question here
*Shotgun fire*
I DO! I can’t wait to see Archie in 3D. I hope someone hacks the games so we can play with him in Amie.
LOOOLLL… which parts of him will you play with?
you gonna rub his belly? XD
let me take a wild guess
Beard
abs
rear
and maybe back
Aweeeee yeaaaaah
am i right on the dirty money or was i wrong
Purdy much/
Even the actual back?
cuz i know that’s a thing don’t ask me how i know that
pet the booty
:3 Yes. Maybe more.
I don’t I play Madden 2k89
Pokejungle just became rated R.
*rated X
This site rated B for Balls!
T for Testosterone
Yes, god yes
It’s a gaming site, so AO works
#JungleAfterDark
Yes