Jungle Funnies #9: Dating is a lot like Pokémon…

Rejoice! Our weekly comic has returned now that gaming news has slowed down 🙂 Zach is back and ready to entertain! Have you had a significant other that shared your Poké-Passion? I guess I’m still waiting to find a guy who’s into Pokémon as much as me. Serebii keeps rejecting my advances 🙁

<3 PJ

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  1. I’m honestly a bit surprised that we’re not getting a normal Nintendo Direct in August. If this was something like the Mario Kart 8 Direct where it’s a first-party game, it would justify adding some other first-party content. But instead it will probably be a lot like the Wonderful 101 Direct, as Hyrule Warriors is not being developed by Nintendo. However, as somebody on Nintendo Life said, maybe we’ll get an announcement of Ganondorf’s return to Smash or something?

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      • Well, I don’t know how else we’d get new game announcements and things from now until June. We also need updates on release dates for Mario Maker, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Splatoon, Yoshi’s Woolly World, things like that.

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        • I mean, I think they do only game-specific Directs now… though I bet pre-holiday they’ll have a multi-game one since I don’t think they can talk about Mario Party and Captain Toad for 30 minutes each…

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      • We really do. I still remember the morning of January 8 of last year, and not even knowing that an announcement was happening. I was a younger person then in many ways.

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          • Well said. You can’t perceive a change unless you explicitly define the start and the end. Just like every life form in the universe. This is the time where I start researching philosophy and stay up way too late 😛

          • My friends and I usually message each other silly things, but when someone brought up something interesting, it gets philosophical really quick and we ended up staying up late discussing things. XD

  2. Since I’m probably not going to advance in PJT I can talk about the things I can do in my team now (without talking about the Pokemon my opponents had of course)!
    1. IF I had Fake Out on Kanga, I would’ve had a better chance in all of my losses. Earthquake did NOTHING on it. When I was breeding it was earthquake vs fake out… grr…
    2. Hariyama was not a good sleep absorber, I should’ve stuck to my guns and put in Swampert. But hey, at least I can say I bred one.
    3. Azelf exploding is the best! It’s so funny.
    4. Dusclops isn’t as great as I thought it was.
    5. Landorus is the bomb! It was funny how just some time ago people were talking about “people still use Landorus-I??” and it’s fun to run a special set because they aren’t very expected.

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  3. today my friend asked me what the best pokemon is. I said it depends on the team and moves. He asked whats the best for an “all out attacking team” I told him thats the worst possible thing you could have in a battle. I explained to him about spiky shield and sucker punch. So he said he has a good team. I battled it before using my play through team and the worst thing that happened was he used camoflauge and i had nothing to counter it. I now learned about counters to that so I told him he had to update his team. It’s hard being a competitive battler with non competitive friends XD

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      • Well first you have to build the team. I like using the team builder in simulators like Pokemon Showdown so I don’t need to breed it and see it doesn’t work.

        I would pick a Pokemon I like and build a team around it.

        For example, I like Azumarill, so I would add team members that beat its counters. I’d have something like Excadrill to tank grass, steel and electric attacks for it. A grass-type like Mega Venusaur to absorb (again) electric and grass, while eliminating opposing Water Absorb or Storm Drain Pokemon.

        Then I would probably put in support Pokemon or good switch-ins for Azumarill’s partners. In that example, I may have added Mandibuzz because it is immune to Psychic and Earthquake, problems for Venusaur and Excadrill, repsectively. Then Volcarona because I want some fire attacks, and finally… maybe Ferrothorn to put up my Stealth Rocks.

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  4. Went on the AppStore to update an app then something caught my eye. This game called micromon. Hm. Micro. Like pocket. Pocketmonstor. I desided not to jump to conclusions and checked screenshots. SHAMLESS POKEMON RIPOFF! This makes me mad because it shows that most developers today can’t come up with their own ideas.

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    • I’ve seen different versions of pokemon on fb, my friends play it but when i talk about pokemon they laugh at me until i point out that they have been playing the same game as me but theres is crap ripoff loL!

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    • AND ITS THE SECOND MOST DOWNLOADED PAID APP ON THE CHARTS!
      I’m so ticked off. If it’s so hard to come up with game ideas, don’t be a developer. This is why I love nintendo. At lease they can come up with their own ideas

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  5. And thus signs off another identical day. Tomorrow will likely be the same as today, and so will the day after that. The excitement in my life will truly pick up starting August 4th, with the Hyrule Warriors Direct, Kawaii Hawaii hype and CoroCoro inbound. Anyway…here’s a nice remix. 🙂

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2kt8I8L6ZE

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  6. Why do parents gotta complain for their child too clean the room
    If you don’t like it don’t go in there
    My mom just randomly comes in my room then yells at me for it being dirty >.<

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  7. Hi guys, i couldn’t be here, due to an internet, problem, just to say a few things,:
    1.I got the 3DS
    2.I got Pokemon X
    3.I beat the game
    4.I also have a inbuilt Mario game which is called”Mario and Luigi Dream Team” and it’s awesome.
    5.My team didn’t go out like I planned like AT ALL, so here’s my time…I’m probably using it for comp as well:
    i)Chesnaught
    ii)Aurorus
    iii)Goodra
    iv) Lucario
    v) Blastoise
    vi)Talonflame
    For comp, I’ll probaly take of one of the mega stones……
    6.I am not available for comp, cause I don’t have WiFi, I’ll notify you guys as soon as possible.

    I’m stopping here cause’ 6 is a auspicious in numper in Pokemon.xD

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  8. Ima have breakfast and go shopping, so I won’t be here all day. Feel free to read a new article I posted on PNN about the Anime. :3

    http://pikanewsnetwork.wordpress.com/2014/08/02/pokemon-anime-discussions-part-i/

    Random Question: When I type dates on articles or comments, how would you prefer I type it? MM/DD/YYYY (Month/Day/Year) or DD/MM/YYYY (Day/Month/Year). Being American, I typed a date in the former, however, I can edit that if you wish. This is all for you, and I want you to be content as much as possible. :3

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