Dae asks: Which Pokémon Would You Be?

You stare at your computer. Still no updates from the Pokémon side of news. You guess it may still take a while before any news crawls by. Tired, you turn off the computer and get into your bed. “I wish things were more interesting tomorrow”, you think as you fall asleep.

When you wake up, you feel strange. Your head feels weird. Your arms and legs too. Scared, you rush to find a mirror. And when you look into one, you see a Pokémon staring back to you!

Which Pokémon would that be for you? If you could be a Pokémon for as long as you wanted, which one is it? Tell us in the comments! And keep the comments clean of insults or whatever, I can tolerate ‘spam’ but the only thing I hate are meanies! Happy commenting :).

~Daedardus~, wondering where the winter went in Europe (probably on a holiday in America)

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485 thoughts on “Dae asks: Which Pokémon Would You Be?”

  1. Can we not put our faces here? It feels like I’m talking to the people in person and I get really shy and limit my funny attitude. Sorry 😛

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  2. Answering the question
    Obviously I’d be a Rhyperior!
    Strong and Bulky, Earth elemental abilities and a force to be reckoned with
    Yet also I’m slow in the speed department, My most powerful attack exerts all of my energy and yet my rough exterior holds a gentle soul on the inside
    Therefore I am a Rhyperior

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  3. In response to the question:
    Reuniclus

    I open my eyes. I feel wet, all over. Oh, god. Did I wet myself? I look down, or rather I try. I don’t have a neck. I can’t feel my nose. Or fingers. Or toes. And I don’t think I have *erm* waste disposal areas. Goo covers my arms and legs. My mind feels stronger. I have these weird orbs floating in my gel. I lay back in bed, and think about how much I want breakfast. I hear noises coming from the kitchen. I’m still not sure how I’m supposed to move, as my arms and legs are so stubby, so as much as I WANT to I can’t get over there to check it out. Or can I think really hard about getting up, and with a jump, I do! I’m floating in midair. How cool is that? I float into the kitchen, and see that the toaster is making me my toast! By itself! Or is it? I can feel a sort of mental connection to it… TO BE CONTINUED!

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  4. Because Disqus was being a roaming Entei, I have to post as a guest.
    Well, I would hope to be a Treecko, then I would have a reason to wear a Fedora and chew on a stick.

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  5. Maybe I could use Spore to model out some of these fakemon, cause I have a really awesome Idea but it’s not coming out right on paper

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