2ch Rumors I (UPD1)

We’re gonna start NUMBERING these bad boys from now on.  Since I am waaaaaaay too lazy to actually check what rumor post this is we’re gonna start from the beginning: 1.  As usual, these are most likely false and simply intended to give us food for thought and spark discussion.  Read at your own discretion :3 UPD1: As S. Masukippa pointed out I did gloss over a few minor deets.  Have updated in italics.

  • Shimama evolves into Zeboruto (Zebolt) which is an Electric/Dark pokemon
  • Darumakka evolves into Darumanki (darumonkey) which evolves into Hihidaruma [Doesn’t seem like a 3 stage pokemon IMO]
  • Kibago -> Onokkusu -> Ononokusu Which is a pure dragon line
  • One of the new pokemon seen in the video posted the other day is Meguroko’s evo.  Not sure if this is the recent Octopus/Green thing video or that brown pokemon in the entrance to the Pokemon Musical
  • OhaSuta will air a new image next Friday
  • Next month’s CoroCoro issue will focus on Doryuuzu, Desukan, Emonga, Basurao, Tabunne, Darumakka, Kurokodon Aoika, and Wakoiasu.  [Those last three are not pokemon we’ve heard of before]
  • Doryuuzu is Ground/Steel.  Its ‘Drill Liner’ attack has a base power of 95 and the shit-tastic accuracy of 85% [The rumor didn’t SPECIFICALLY say shit-tastic]
  • Desukan is Ground/Ghost.  Rumor says there is only 1 in the game and you encounter it north of Hiun City in the ‘Murai Desert‘.  Apparently there is an underground pass you must go through and Desukan blocks it.  [Sudowoodo much?]  When it’s lid is open it looks like a transparent mummy-ish ghost inside.
  • Other pokemon that they didn’t know the name of include a rabbit, purple poodle-like pokemon, parrot that looked like a grass type, an elephant, a peacock, polar bear, gourd[?], koala, psychic/water dolphin, and finally a cat with brown eyes.

These sound just as fake as most 2ch rumors, but it certainly should spark some conversation!  Psychic dolphin anyone?  The ‘gourd’ katakana has a lot of different translations so it may be something else.  Whatevs.

<3 pokejungle

ps- Really hope OhaSuta DOES show a new pokemon next week!!

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128 thoughts on “2ch Rumors I (UPD1)”

  1. Lez see what we have here (in order of rumour):
    ~Shimama might evolve, but into an Electric/Dark? NO, even tough the idea of Norm/Grss->Ele/Drk seems interesting, it wouldnt fit with Shimama.
    ~Hihidaruma looks nothing like a 2nd stage. I’ll bet any amounts of money (fake of course) that its a 1st stage, and Darumakka is a Baby Pokemon.
    ~If I’m correct (which I know I am), we already had a rumour that Kibago evolves into Onokuso and then Ononokuso, just that Kibago had a different name ending in -kuso. Repeated rumour? And pure Dragon does not go well with Ononokuso, as pointed out somewhere above.
    ~No way. Unless the brown thing was really big. I kinda imagine Meguroko’s line to be a 2-evolution one, similar to Hippopotas’s. And the idea of a big brown 2-legged Croc aint bad either (as also pointed out somewhere above).
    ~Ok.
    ~Those last three names dont sound too Pokemon-ey.
    ~Seems believable. Wish the shit-tastic part were true.
    ~OMG!!!Sudowoodo and Spiritomb fused?? If it were slightly different, I would believe it. Right now, only around 20% belief in its truthness.
    ~Gourd, Koala, and Dolphin seem the only likely ones to me. (Yes, I find the idea of a gourd pokemon completely realistic, innovative, and awesome)

    So it would seem that this is a whole mixture of fakes and reals. In my eyes anyway.

    Now I hunger for more……. Give me more rumours!!

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      • O damn I keeep getting confused between the two! Sorry!

        Here’s what I would rather say:

        ~Shimama evolving is not really a good idea, but making him half-dark while doing it makes it an excellent idea! I’m thinking zebra-shaped mass of dark and electric stripes.

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        • TCG is not the game though. They counted the actual fossil of Aerodactyl as a pre-evo iirc.
          And yeah they might be referred to as baby pokemon by a lot of people (including myself) but they still count as a first stage. So Darumakka is first stage (regardless of baby status or not) and (if it’s not a three stage line) Hihi will be the second stage. Babies are the first stage of life.

          But it’s all moot really considering that it doesn’t make any difference.

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  2. Well now I’ll have to get that Zebra. They passed where Luxray failed.

    Also, not wanting Polar, Peacock, Leopard(act?) or Dolphin. Save them for next Gen starters. But tin Polar is probable because of Isshu’s icy terrain.

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  3. Anyone else think that Kibago has no relation to Ononokusu? Think about it: Kibago is the tusk Pokemon, yes? If Kibago was related to Ononokusu, then Ononokusu would have very prominant tusks. Unless those red things on the side of his head are tusks, which they don’t look like to me.

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  4. OPINIONS:
    1. Electr/Dark? YAAAAY! I’ve been waiting for that since the Shinx line~
    2. Darumakka rumor? Fake.
    3. Yes, a pure Dragon line! \o/
    4. Mmm… I couldn’t really see the Pokémon in the video very well… :/
    5. August 27? I’m there.
    6. IT’S ABOUT THIME WE GOT INFO ON THEM GRAGH >:C
    7. That sounds…pretty believable.
    8. I don’t know why it would open its lid, but okay. :3
    9. …I’ll wait to pass judgement on this one.

    .|KJ

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        • They’re all rumours. Singling out the Dolphin in particular just seemed weird.

          Psychic/Water is at least a rare typing. It only belongs to the Slowpoke line(s), Starmie and Lugia. I don’t why it’s booooooooooooooooooo! What type would you rather have for a dolphin?

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          • Yah the psychic water typing for a dolphine actually makes some sense since dolphines are often linked to scifi things like being connectedd to space and they are said to have high intelligence bordering that on human level so I think it makes perfect sense imo…..I JUST WANT A DOLPHIN DAMMIT, I’VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG FOR THIS SHIT!!! I’VE WANTED ONE SINCE GEN 3!! XD

  5. Pleasse my life will br nothing without Desukahn! I was kinda hoping for a tiny lil mummy prevo.
    Kibago and Ononokusu look so different, but then again so do Bagon and Salamence.
    And please let pirate octopus stay ALIVE!!!! MAKE HIM A PIRATE! ARRRRRRRGH!
    Guord is a yes, polar baear…..thank god i LOVE ice types we need so much more pure Ice types. But the grass parrot. . . .it sounds so overdone in fanart and fakemon it wud just annoy me to have to deal with it 😛

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    • Actually, they not only share the protrutions from their mouths, but they also share the pointy (lavitar-esque) part which you can find on their heads. Also, around Kibago’s neckline is the start of the armour on Ononokusu, which no doubt the middle stage would develop.

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  6. desukan rumor is sweet as hell even if it turns out false haha. surprised whoever it was went with rock/ghost but i guess they’re interchangeable

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  7. I don’t particulary like the idea of Shimama becoming Electric/Dark. I much prefer my Electric/Flying zebra pegasus idea :p

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  8. If the zebra actually evolves into a dark-type… DEFINATELY I’ll have it in my team <3

    And about Hihidaruma's prevos, I agree with you, I think there's only 1 ev for darumakka…

    PS: I want more information about burokko 🙁

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  9. Has everyone forgotten about something very very important?
    Remember on the beta anime sheets [the ones that first revealed Iris, Koromori, Kibago, and the potential Mijumaru and Tsutaaja evolutions] how there was that old man with an Umbreon? What would his role be?? Everybody seems to have forgotten about him but I’m still wondering who he might be…

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  10. Oh que bien ojala sigan con rumores para que lluevan notcias porque a mi me parece que esta generacion a ido algo lenta y quiero mas pokemon, a pesar de que su pagina este en ingles me encanta porque haci sean puros rumores son interesantes…………….:-)

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    • In other words…

      “Oh that well ojala continue with rumors so that they rain notcias because to my seems me that this generacion to gone somewhat slow and I want but pokemon, in spite of the fact that their paginates this in English I love because haci be pure rumors are interesting”

      Because online translators are so damn accurate. :p

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    • I decided to take a stab at translating this so that it’s less literal and more understandable. To accomplish this, I used the original post and Hejiru’s translation (my knowledge of Spanish is not yet perfect… ^^; ). :3

      “Oh, how great! I hope that the rumors continue so that they rain news on me. It seems to me that this generation has gone somewhat slow, and I want more Pokémon. Despite the fact that this site is in English, I love it because it has been [reporting] pure rumors that are very interesting…………….:-)”

      .|KJ

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  11. *facepalm* I always think Lugia is part Water cos of some of it’s pokedex entries and the Whirl Islands. Thanks for correcting me, I wouldn’t have remembered it’s Psychic/Flying. 😛

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    • Lugia was also a Water-type Legend card in the HGSS card expansion and is also featured as a sihlouette (sp?) on the new Water-type energy cards. =_=

      .|KJ

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  12. Who else think’s that the Psychic/Water Dolphin is related to Sharpedo in someway. Maybe a Sharpedo evolution? Dark is pretty much there to weaken Psychic and they’re both Water.

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