The Pokémon GO Safari Zone Events that were scheduled to take place across Europe on August 5th (Copenhagen and Prague) and August 12th (Stockholm and Amsterdam) have officially been postponed.

No doubt in reaction to the recent Pokémon GO Fest in Chicago, Niantic has decided to delay the events until an undecided, later date in the Fall. However, the September 16th Safari Event (Oberhausen, Paris, and Barcelona) and the Yokohama Pikachu Outbreak event on August 16th will continue as planned.

To compensate, Niantic will have Pokémon spawns that are rarely seen in Europe to appear in game in certain European cities for a brief time. You can read the announcement in full at their official Pokémon GO blog.

Do you think Niantic is making the right move to postpone, and regroup to “to guarantee the best possible gameplay experience for European Trainers?” Were you planning on going to one of the cancelled events?

  • EarthenWarrior

    First, I really miss safari games in mainseries games

    • mcfilmmakers

      Your post is so cliché

      • EarthenWarrior

        Bite me

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I do too. I would like if they added a stun spore or sleep powder type option, I’ve lost too many things to fleeing. I have caught 2 shiny Sandslash in Safari Zones though.

    • I do too, they were fun (And FS sucked badly) too bad its considered poaching by individuals

      Even though in the Anime even the safari zone was primarily uncatchable cause Police would just be there ready to shoot you for trying to catch Chansey’s

  • Shady

    Dam all these articles about pkmn go.

    • Daedardus

      Pokémon Go Away.

  • EarthenWarrior

    The safari zone holds a special place in my heart
    its the only place you can find Rhyhorn
    http://www.game-art-hq.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Rhyhorn-Pokemon-Red-and-Green-Official-Art.png

    • Belladonna

      Cerulean Cave, Victory Road (x2), Route 214, Route 227, Stark Mountain, Johto safari zone, trade with Brock, white forest, trade with Yancy/Curtis, Hoenn Safari zone, blush mountain 👀

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Red, Blue and RSE 👀

      • Trade? With Brock?

      • EarthenWarrior

        i’m just talking about red and blue

        • Belladonna

          Tis jok

          • EarthenWarrior

            you suck at jokes

          • Belladonna

            You suck in general ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • Butter Geek

    Really empty here

  • MenacingCascoon

    Another Pokemon GO Article? ISnt there anything else we can discuss. Then again we would just talk about something different in the comments anyway.
    Hoenn Pokemon in GO when? I bet it will be a LONG while since a lot of people quit pokemon at hoenn

  • EarthenWarrior

    This Ppaper Marrio Rom is soooooo busted
    it keeps flickering like crazy in certain areas i definitively feel like i’ll get a seizure

  • Armaggedon16

    who cares

  • EarthenWarrior

  • Govnah

    1 more *burps* day MORTY! whats b-b-better then a mash *burps* up

    • EarthenWarrior

      • PICKLE GOVNAH

        why is there a trump one

  • Butter Geek

    When you have one more fakemon left to name and you”re out of ideas
    https://img15.deviantart.net/e6f4/i/2010/052/a/7/005__asheep_by_pequedark_velvet.jpg

    • Belladonna

      Ash + sheep

  • Ultron

    Why do i get the feeling that USUM arent going to sell too well? (Especially if just a third version) like where’s the marketing? Comes out in like 3 months and we know nothing

    • Belladonna

      Same happened to BW2, still sold millions

      • Ultron

        Nah B2W2 still gave more time and they were sequels. They also sold half of what BW did

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          it came out 4 months after it was announced?

        • Butter Geek

          Let’s hope USUM iare sequels too

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            Its already confirmed to be a alternate story not a continuation

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            What if they’re a continuation of an alternate story

          • Butter Geek

            It’s game freak, that can mean anything

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            It means Alternate story like they said 😮

          • Butter Geek

            Not really, if it’s a sequel with simmilar plot points it could be considered an alternate story

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            how would it be a sequel then? if it has similar plot points

          • Butter Geek

            Lillie’s daughter finds a pre evolution of Necrozma, travels with the main character and his friend. Sequel and an Alternate story.

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            its not gonna be sequel, so get disappointed then

          • Butter Geek

            We don’t know

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            you realize alternate story is like a Alternate universe, similarly what 3rd games do?

          • Butter Geek

            Then why didn’t they call it something that made it clear? An Alternate version of the story for example

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            They did…. “these games offer a ALTERNATE STORY, taking place in the world of Pokemon sun and Pokemon Moon “

          • Belladonna

            Alternate is pretty clear, it’s either the story but changed or a whole different story, not a continuation at all

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            yea a sequel would they would of said “continue the story of Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Moon in this all new adventure”

          • Belladonna

            Alternate = other

            It might take place after Sun and Moon, but if anything, the ‘alternate’ implies that it won’t continue SuMo’s story.

        • Belladonna

          It didn’t? We got actual news info like two months before it came out

          And this game might have new things like Alola Forms and new Megas (although I only think new Alolans and that’s a possible), new Pokes should sell better than a new story

          • Ultron

            I’m just saying that marketing is directly related to sales. The more they market, the more money they’ll make. They’ve done practically zero marketing at this point, and I’m not impressed. Yeah, it might sell well because it IS Pokemon, but I don’t think that’s an excuse for this weird anti-marketing thing they have going on right now

    • Butter Geek

      You’ll be sick of the marketing in november

      • Ultron

        I’d rather that than not be excited at all

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Second versions never sell too well, but it’s Pokemon so it’ll still sell

  • Monkeyfuzz

    What daytime stuff gives speed EVs in Sun?

    • Belladonna

      Ribombee gives 2, I’ll try and look for a 3

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I’d prefer it be first stage in case a shiny pops up during the SOS.

    • EarthenWarrior

      just use the Islands

      • Belladonna

        They’re shit tho

        • EarthenWarrior

          no dey ain’t
          i use them for my Ev training since they removed hordes

          • Monkeyfuzz

            SOS is better, the called ‘mon have double yield. Add in Power items and Pokerus and it’s much faster than the isles could ever be.

          • EarthenWarrior

            huh……..i never knew that

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            and u can find a shiny 😮

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I don’t have time.

  • PICKLE GOVNAH

    When we finally get news, I don’t wanna see nobody complain it wasn’t enough lol

    • Butter Geek

      the news will be: there’s a new flavour of masaladas in USUM! But we won’t tell you what it is!

  • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

    Hello guys!

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      HELLO!

      • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

        Alola!

    • EarthenWarrior

      *Hurls a axe*

      • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

        *dodgs and telportz behind yu*
        nothin personnel kid

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Oh hai

      • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

        Hai dare

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

        Ayyy

    • Butter Geek

      ‘Ello mate, wanna drink some tea and watch some good ol’ tellie?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        You ‘avin a Giraffe?

        • Butter Geek

          I’m not this good at speaking British, I don’t underdtand lol

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It’s cockney rhyming slang for ‘having a laugh’. Frankly almost nobody here actually speaks like that, it’s mostly a dead dialect.

          • Belladonna

            Yeah, some things have survived from it (I’ve heard ‘having a giraffe’ several times) but it’s dying more than everyone here’s attention spans :p

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I use it only when I’m being sarcastic, as I find this one in particular to be funny sometimes.

      • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

        :3

    • The PinSir is back

      Sup

  • Belladonna

    I want Farfetch to get a Mega Evolution and for GameFreak to release it accidentally

    A huge leek

    • Butter Geek

      Eyyyyyyy… I still wanna Alolan Farfetch’d in UsUm, Kanto Alolan forms for the win!

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I’ll give this pun a solid leek/10

      + It got me a chuckle
      + Is a farfetch pun
      + Unexpected

      – Leak pun
      – It’s a pun

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Farfetch’d is an underrated, undiscovered wonder

        • Monkeyfuzz

          If only it weren’t so weak. It has some pretty good moves like Leaf Blade though.

          • Butter Geek

            It needs an Evo or a stronger form. It just looks like a 1st stage of a 2/3 stager.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah, I can imagine it gaining Fighting type or maybe even Grass if it fuses with the Leek somehow.

          • Butter Geek

            Hawlucha shuld be Farfetch’d evo (it could be with few changes to its design)

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Nah, I think Farfetch’d should become some sort of Leek wielding Samurai or Kendo master, or perhaps the Leek becomes a Bo staff or Spear and it’s a Sōjutsu master.

          • Butter Geek

            That idea is kinda over used tho… Maybe if gen 8 is UK, it could get an evo, cause leeks are one of the national symboles of Wales

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well it uses the Leek like a Sword so it would be one of the most common ideas.

          • Butter Geek

            It could be in an UK region and use it like a knight sword (what wre those called)… It could fight a mon based on the dragon from Wales’ flag

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Uh, it depends, I guess it could be like a broadsword. Leekscalibur.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Ehhh, they don’t have a lot in common

  • Butter Geek
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      How far it’ll go

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      Okay Okay, I See what happening, yeah

    • Belladonna

      Wow that new Disney movie looks different

  • The PinSir is back

    What type do you guys use for Monotype usually? What Pokemon do you have on that Monotype team?

    • Butter Geek

      Haven’t done one yet, so none

    • Belladonna

      Ooh, in game or Showdown? :000

      • The PinSir is back

        Showdown

        • Belladonna

          Haven’t done one in ages but back in BW OU I had a pretty good water mono rain team, my Rain Dish Tentacruel was bae

        • EarthenWarrior

          It is very cut throat
          you can’t win with your favorites half the time and have to sometimes cheap it out

          but then again sometimes people expect one thing out of a certain pokemon and ends up being dominated
          http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7monotype-592189003

    • EarthenWarrior

      Depends what the situation
      if competitive Ground Fighting Fire and Rock
      and in game only Ground but considered Fighting monos in the past

    • The PinSir is back

      For me I like to use an Ice Mono Usually consisting of Froslass, Walrein, A-Ninetales, A-Sandslash/ Beartic, Avalugg, and Weavile.

      • EarthenWarrior

        very predictable honestly
        you just gotta destroy the Fox and the rest will fall
        my Ground Mono does well against Ice Monos its all a matter of getting your weather on the field but without it you crumble

        • The PinSir is back

          Actually, the only one who needs the hail really is Sandslash. I just set up Aurora Veil for the team, but that’s mostly for my Stockpile Walrein.

    • Chaos

      Steel Monotype

      Scizor
      Metagross
      Heatran
      Celesteela
      Ferothorn
      Aegislash

      • EarthenWarrior

        ARGHHHH EVERYTHING I HATE
        I swear Ground needs to have better access to fire because thats the only way to kill that stupid pod and bug alongside the space bitch

        • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

          What don’t you hate

          • EarthenWarrior

            things that die easily by my hand
            i mean take it from my viewpoint my only means of killing Ferrothorn and Scizor and celesteela is Nidoking because he’s the only one that can actually do something about it and if he dies from something then it’s just an annoying game of letting Celesteela sub and leech seed and relying on subpar Rock Slides and Stone Edges

          • Chaos

            I would never use a Leech Seed strategy on Celesteela.

            …That’s Ferothorn’s Job

          • EarthenWarrior

            then you’re using Celesteela wrong friendo

          • Chaos

            Meh I’ve never even used Celesteela . I just tacked it on there cos I couldn’t think of another OU Steel Type. Probably put Skarmory there to screw with you even more…

          • EarthenWarrior

            just means i two shot it with Flamethrower or if you try to get clever switch into Heatran to get a Flash Fire boost but i instead go for Tbolt and then Earth Power it down and just keep doing that

            I’ve fought so many steel monos and they’re all the same

          • Chaos

            Lol this was my exact point before and you shot me down.

            Don’t let Nidoking die easily and you’re golden.

        • Chaos

          I though Ground was strong against Steel.

          A well played LO Nidoking destroys this team.
          Unless Mega Metagross

          • EarthenWarrior

            it is but the bigger walls absorbs ground attacks and is immune completely
            and if i can’t kill the Scizor it megas and buffs with SD and roost and can spam Bullet Punch and Bug Bite and kill a lot

          • Chaos

            SD/Roost bulky Mega Scizor is amazing to be honest (or used to be last gen)

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s why i need to kill it fast and that means making sure Nidoking is alive and not have his sash broken because that focus sash saves my butt ALL THE TIME

  • Butter Geek

    If there will be a UK region I want Electric type mons based on the neon yellow police

    • Belladonna

      The what now?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Just humor the poor fool

      • Butter Geek

        Police officers who wear those neon yellow vests

        • Belladonna

          Whyyy

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Yellow = Electric

            Everybody knows that smh

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          how does that mean electric

          • Daedardus

            They tase you.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO
      • Butter Geek

        Yes cause wynaut

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Is not about why not, is about why

          • Butter Geek

            Could be cool, Electric/Fighting could help Officers Jennys

    • Daedardus

      I want to go into the store where there is one aisle full of strong alcohol and there’s this trainer standing there “Oi mate, wanna get some booze, bruv?”.

  • Belladonna

    Actually so annoyed, my Wi-Fi’s been fine all day but then it fucks up the second I try and go on competitive overwatch, just when I was about to win 🙂

    • Belladonna

      Phew, got back on and won, but I won’t be touching comp again for a while >:(

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well i’ll be back, i think tomorrow i’m gonna binge watch the entire series of Rick and Morty to get me hyped up for season 3

  • The PinSir is back

    Damn Monotype is packed with Dark type teams

  • Belladonna

    Imagine Mega Celesteela

    • its just a rocket ship

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The terror of the skies

    • The PinSir is back

      Stats:
      HP: 97
      ATK: 111
      DEF: 133
      SP ATK: 147
      SP DEF: 131
      SPD: 51

      • Belladonna

        Nah fam jack everything into defenses at watch smogon scream

        • The PinSir is back

          +50 in both defenses

          Edit: Oh and reduce the speed to 41 and get 97/163/161 bulk

          • Belladonna

            Nah fam, lower its speed stat to the lowest prime number 👀

      • Butter Geek

        Hp: 0
        Atk: 0
        Def: 300
        Sp Atk: 0
        Sp Def: 300
        Spd: 0

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          It dies instantly for having 0 HP 😛

        • Belladonna

          A Mega ultra beast would have a 670 BST 👀

          Exposed

  • The PinSir is back

    Got something fun to do:

    So go to this website posted below and generate a single random Pokemon (No legends tho). Has to be a fully evolved mon, and which ever Pokemon you get you have to make a Mega Evolution/Regional Variant. If it already has one of these you can make another one.

    https://randompokemon.com

    • SLURPUFF 😀 I LOVE SLURPUFF

      Alolan Slurpuff would be based on Malasadas. If only I knew what a malasada even was

      • The PinSir is back

        Nice 😀
        Any ideas on type and stats?

        • Fairy/Psychic

          It ate too many malasadas and became psychic

          fuck it

          • Butter Geek

            You confused malasadas with pancakes

          • no i didnt

          • Butter Geek

            Yes you did. From eating Pancakes you gain Psychic types, because the first letter of Pancakes is P,. From eating malasadas you gain Steel type because the last letter of Malasadas is S. That’s Science.

          • no

            thatsdumb

          • Butter Geek

            #EarthenAndStarAreOnePerson

          • no like thats just TOO ridiculous

          • Butter Geek

            and it was a joke… I thought that was obvious

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            it wasn’t obvious because of the obscure things you say all the time?

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Wait, you weren’t joking?

          • Butter Geek

            I was

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

          • Belladonna

            No, the psychic properties come from the flour in Alola, hence why both malasadas and pancakes cause Psychic powers

          • Butter Geek

            Psychic flour pokemon confirmed for USUM

    • The PinSir is back

      I got Simisage, so:
      Mega Simisage
      Type: Grass
      Ability: Overgrow
      Stats: 75/138/63/128/63/131

    • Butter Geek

      Spinda!
      Mega Spinda
      Pure Flying type
      Its legs are replaced with a giant tornado

    • Belladonna

      Mega Miltank
      Normal/Fairy
      Moxie

      HP-95
      Attack-80 > 120
      Defense-105 > 110
      Sp.Attack-40
      Sp.Defense-70 > 110
      Speed-100 > 115

      New moves: Play Rough, Steamroller, Superpower

      • Butter Geek

        She should be Normal Fairy normally

        • Belladonna

          Why? I just slapped on Fairy because I remembered a Scottish myth that normal Miltank isn’t based on

          • Butter Geek

            Healing and Pink

          • Belladonna

            Wat

            Healing isn’t necessarily Fairy type, it just happens some fairy types are healers

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            just because its pink doesnt automatically mean make it fairy

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            It’s a healer just because milk, and not healer for the magic stuff that other fairies have

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          that makes no sense?

      • The PinSir is back

        I love this idea

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      In bad with Megas but let’s go

      Mega Musharna

      It becomes a more darker purple and the cloud that comes out of its nose grows larger and covers a big part of its body

      Hp 136
      Att 55
      Def 100
      Spa 137
      Spd 130
      Spe 29

      Ability: Insomnia

  • EarthenWarrior
  • Butter Geek

    If gen 8 is india and has regional forms of Johto that would be perfect cause Fairy type Holy Cow regional miltanks

    • Butter Geek

      Somebody loves D. Va?

      • I DO

        • Butter Geek

          what’s wrong with you?…

          • shes adorable

          • Belladonna

            The ‘. Va’ part ruins it for me

          • Belladonna

            Fuck y’all that joke was great

          • idintgetiiiiiiiiit

          • Belladonna

            Remove the ‘. Va’ and what’s left

          • D?

          • Belladonna

            ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • you tried¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • Belladonna

            >:(

          • Butter Geek

            Her name is Diva… Like you’re not supposed to like her

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            D.Va*

          • Belladonna

            You’re meant to like her, she’s weeb bait

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            GG winky face

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I thought that was Genji

  • Belladonna
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      So many Fairy/Dark possibilities *0*

  • Belladonna

    Your fave starter is now fire/fighting

    What do?

    • crii

    • Butter Geek

      I’ll have to suffer through even more hate for him… but at least it makes sense

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Celebrate

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      I mean people would stop complaining it looks fire/fighting

      • Butter Geek

        UP TOP

        • Butter Geek

          I just realised I’m the only person Who says that unironically

    • Daedardus

      You mean there are other starter types besides Fire/Fighting?!

      • Butter Geek

        Have you forgot about Emboar, Infernape and Blaziken? They are hated for not being F/F

  • Butter Geek
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Chicken’s Commandments

  • I will never understand how people think Silver is edgy then ignore the fact that Hugh’s catchphrase is “IM ABOUT TO UNLEASH MAH RAGE”

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The “IM ABOUT TO UNLEASH MAH RAGE” is not edgy, it’s just stupid to me

      • i guess so :3

      • Butter Geek

        It’s Eartheny

  • Butter Geek

    What would you call Infinite’s opposite? (Zero doesn’t count) You know, the least edgy character ever?

    • Amy?

      • Butter Geek

        that really doesn’t sound edgy lol

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Finite

      • Butter Geek

        Outfinite would be accepted as well

    • PICKLE GOVNAH
      • Butter Geek

        I knew you’d say that lol

  • PICKLE GOVNAH

    oh i forgot to tell you guys, I turned myself into a pickle if u didn’t notice

    • oh really

      • PICKLE GOVNAH

        Ahh, not so fast Star. You heard The mods, we’ve got adventures to go on Star. Just you and me, and sometimes Seraph, and sometimes Fairy, but NEVER Earthen! You wanna know why Star? Because he CROSSED me.

        • Okay, take it easy, Rick.
          T-T-That’s dark.

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            C-CUE THEME SONG

          • rick seems to be neglecting morty more than usual this season… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

        • Butter Geek

          One of my theories is correct! Star is earthen’s daughter!

          • .-.

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            But im Mama Govnah?

          • Butter Geek

            aren’t you fairy’s father?

          • Belladonna

            I’m my own father

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            And I own my father

          • yeah I thought thatwas established

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            Yea so your my daughter who i protect dearly

  • happy.mp3

    • from the youtube comments

      “‘I…I…’ Lillie if you’re going to be gay for me just damn straight say it, else throw me back into ultra space”

      • Butter Geek

        She’s bi

        • Belladonna

          She’s like Nebby and via dimensional bullshit she’s whatever her universe needs her to be

          • Butter Geek

            Nah, she’s Bi.

          • or pan

          • Belladonna

            Just like Alolan Raichu 👀

          • Butter Geek

            or bowl

          • Belladonna

            Nah, she’s just a kid and we’re all over thinking everything

          • Butter Geek

            Ya know… kids can be bi

          • Belladonna

            I meant the romance in general lol

  • UnburdenedLegume

    The 3rd Lycanroc form will be revealed on August 10th

    • Butter Geek

      Source?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        No source, I looked at some stuff and connected the dots.

        • Butter Geek

          Show me the dots

          • UnburdenedLegume

            You probably are already aware of the mysterious ”?” items on Pokeshopper? One of them will be revealed on August 10th, the same day Ash’s Rockruff will evolve in the Tapu Lele episode

          • Butter Geek

            *claps*

  • WOW OK THIS IS AWESOME

  • Butter Geek

    I’m playing a Minecraft map and it tells me to choose the game mode… Help me Survival or Adventure?

    • Adventure is just survival except you cant break blocks

      • Butter Geek

        I know

    • Belladonna

      Neither

      Get off Minecraft

      Get on a good game

      • Butter Geek

        Hey, It’s a good game!…

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          not really

          • it was in 2011 until they kept adding random shit

          • Butter Geek

            The new stuff makes it more original

          • PICKLE GOVNAH
          • Butter Geek

            Makes it diffrent from this for example

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            Lego worlds is superior

          • I miss Lego Universe ;~;

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

          • stahhppppp

            the soundtrack was so awesome

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKPtHBAfuOE

          • Belladonna

            Not really

          • no it doesnt??? it makes it way too crowded. Beta 1.6/1.7 was nice because every newaddition added to the core concept of building and surviving. What do birds add to that?

          • Butter Geek

            They don’t take anything from it… and they make the jungle a little bit more interesting

          • Its just so cluttered. There is so much to do but its to the point where i dont want to do any of it. I’d rather hop on my beta world and build a bridge or something

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            The new stuff isn’t that bad really, you can just ignore the new features

          • not really though

          • Butter Geek

            he’s right, you can always play 1.7

          • Butter Geek

            It can be turned into a good game or a bad game by the player, but when it’s survival it’s a solid game

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Like Roblox for example

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Survival

  • PICKLE GOVNAH
    • oh— i-i-i-i-i i dont know about this govnah. It sounds really dangerous

      • PICKLE GOVNAH

        S-Shut up Star! This will be *Burp* the best A-a-adventure of our lives!!!!!!!!!

    • Butter Geek

      SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

      • Butter Geek

        *Translation* show me how to make that

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          Whats in it for me

          • Butter Geek

            I’ll eat a pickle if you won’t tell me

        • I can tell you that… for money

          • Butter Geek

            Like Grandfather, like granddaughter

    • EarthenWarrior

      Oh boy here i go killing again

  • Butter Geek

    (I dont know if I posted this already)
    If Rowlet is gonna evolve in the anime it’s gonna be the next episode…
    Grassium Z
    Super effective against rock
    and in the previous episode he fought excellent with Litten, shows his potential

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      Hes not gonna evolve tho 😛

      • Butter Geek

        IF he’ll evolve it’ll be in the next episode. If he won’t, he probably won’t ever evolve.

  • Belladonna

    Yo Star Seraph either of you weebs coming on the over of Watches?

    • I will soon hopefully. My brother is using the TV and i’m leaving tonight so idk if I’ll be able to play today

  • THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS GAME TO HAVE SUCH A GOOD SOUNDTRACK

    • Belladonna

      That’s some Sims music right there

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      There is, the composer of this game composed a lot of movies like Fate of the furious, Age of Ultron and the Mummy

  • Butter Geek

    Fav and least fav 2nd stage starter?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Braixen/Dewott

      Quilladin

    • Belladonna

      Fav: Braixen
      Least Fav: Shartrix

    • Butter Geek

      Fav:Torracat
      Least:Pignite/mudkips evo (so forgetable I don’t remember anything about him)

    • Braixen
      Quiliden

    • EarthenWarrior

      Pignite
      Brionne

      • Butter Geek

        Cause It’s girly?

        • EarthenWarrior

          i hate the multiple frills and the bubbles on the ears

          • Belladonna

            That’s s exist

          • EarthenWarrior

            what?

          • Belladonna

            Putting you on tumblr brb

          • EarthenWarrior

            How am i being sexist?

          • Belladonna

            It’s a joke Earthwurm

          • EarthenWarrior

            you are the worst joke teller ever

          • Belladonna

            It’s not joke telling tho? Jokes telling is stories lol

    • The PinSir is back

      Monferno
      Quilladin

  • EarthenWarrior

    I have returned and i’m filled with rage

    • Belladonna

      When are you not

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      what else is new

    • UnburdenedLegume

      You’re always filled with rage fam

  • EarthenWarrior

    Casc if you’re around you have another who hates Cloud

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      Shut up

      • EarthenWarrior

        Op shit

    • Armaggedon16

      Looks like Someone hasn’t played FF

    • Belladonna

      Git gud

  • Butter Geek

    How many times did you have female starters by accident?

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      I dont remember nor do I care about the gender of my starter

      • Butter Geek

        Doesn’t it affect the nickname?

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          no because i come up with two nicknames, 1 for male 1 for female

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Only once in my Moon run

      It was a Rowlett :3

      • Butter Geek

        “Had a female starter in Sun/Moon

        It was a Rolwet”

        • wat

          • Butter Geek

            Everybody wants a female Poplio

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            Not me
            Jerry the Poppilo!

          • Butter Geek

            Primarina the fairy type jerry

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Oh

        • Belladonna

          Rolwet

    • Belladonna

      I wouldn’t say by accident because the only times I really care about gender is cases like Braixen and Primarina?

      Both my Littens were female first time round and I love them both

    • Armaggedon16

      Infernape in plat

  • Daedardus

    If you see this post while scrolling, you’ve been visited by the generous moderators of Pokéjungle. Many replies and no bannings will come to you, but only if you comment ‘Thank you Dae’ on this post.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Thanko Dea

      Did I do it right?

    • thank you based dae

    • EarthenWarrior

      i have no idea what you’re going on about

      • Belladonna

        Enjoy your ban

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          r/bannedfromPJ

        • EarthenWarrior

          Try as he may i won’t allow such grievous misuse of Dae’s powers and oppose his ways as vice commentator, I believe I speak for the entire board when I issue this challenge to Dae

          • Belladonna

            Bitch you couldn’t stand up to Dae if you were wearing stilettos on the eiffel tower

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh please Dae is harmless

      • Daedardus
    • Belladonna

      Thank you Dae

    • Armaggedon16

      thnx day

    • The PinSir is back

      Thanks Dae

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Thank you Dae! You da best lol

  • Belladonna

    You can remove one move from the game. Which do you choose?

    Goodbye Spectral Thief 👋

    • Daedardus

      Struggle.

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        But then how will we be punished for not keeping our Pokemon healed? lol

        • EarthenWarrior

          its like freaking Metapod v Metapod….so many times in my childhood i had to turn the game off

    • EarthenWarrior

      Scald

      • Belladonna

        Use special attackers fam
        Use Water types fam
        Use Grass types fam

        • EarthenWarrior

          what about the burn? 30% is very much a possibility
          i would let scald stay if the burn chance was reduced to 10%

          • Belladonna

            Use Heal Bell fam
            Use special attackers fam
            Use Water types fam
            Use Grass types fam

          • EarthenWarrior

            ok stop with the fam crap

          • Belladonna

            Make me fam

          • Armaggedon16

            Ehh. Physical attackers are pretty much a necessity on any team, plus it’s kinda hard to put a heal beller/aromatherapy-er in a team.
            And bulky water types like pelipper and toxapex are very annoying to face because of it.

          • EarthenWarrior

            seriously its not even for damage once you’re burnt and if you don’t got a healer your screwed

          • Belladonna

            I’m not saying to use only special attackers, you need a mix anyway

            Heal Bell and Aromatherapy aren’t too poorly distributed, and can be found on Chansey and Clefable which are relatively easy to slap into a team

            Bulky waters would be annoying without Scald anyway tbh, it’s just that they’ve got added chip damage (which got nerfed) and an attack reduction (and if you know it has scald your physical attackers against it unless they can take it down before the burn

    • Armaggedon16

      Will o wisp.
      Misses every goddamn time i use it.

      • EarthenWarrior

        that was my first pick but Scald hurts too much

        • Armaggedon16

          Scald makes water types strong. I hate the move, but i want water types too be strong

          • EarthenWarrior

            they got plenty to work with

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Make so that not almost all pokemon learn Toxic

    • The PinSir is back

      Dragon Ascent
      Rip Mega Ray

      • EarthenWarrior

        As much as I hate it…..in my Aything Goes i managed to kill it off because of the defense drop

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        But the animation is so cool ;-;

        • The PinSir is back

          Some things must be sacrificed for the greater good

  • EarthenWarrior

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      I’ve gotta catch up on some episodes. After they did a marathon of episode it threw my dvr off and I missed like 3 in a row. It’s recording them again now, but again I gotta catch up lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        i only watch the dub once just to hear what Pokemon sound like in English
        But Team Skull dubbed is like driving railroad spikes into my ears

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          To each their own. I find that for certain shows the Dub can be better and for other the original Japanese can be. I started watching in English so that’s how I’ll continue to watch it. It’s a huge deal to me lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            true true I prefer subs because the dub feels so watered down, but then again i like hearing it in my language

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            A huge part of the reason I watch many more shows in English is because sometimes I like putting shows on in the background while I’m doing work or other stuff. That way I can understand what’s happening without having to read dialog

          • Armaggedon16

            I prefer dub for almost every anime, but with Pokemon the dub is just bad. Especially because of how they remove the music and stuff isn’t​ as hype as it’s in sub

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            Yeah for the most part I watched dubbed anime. The only time I watch subbed is when it’s a show only out in Japan at the time. Like right now I’m watching Boruto or when I subject myself to watching One Piece………That can only end badly for me….I always get so far behind and having to marathon it hahaha

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    My god Magcargo is so much beefier than Slugma. Before it could hardly take a physical attack, but now it’s great lol

    • Ultron

      Don’t underestimate that shell smash either :O

  • EarthenWarrior

    “Those tacky uniforms tell me you’re not from Alola where are ya from”
    “Kanto you masked dork!”
    “…What’s a Kanto?”

    • Butter Geek

      Typical american

      • Belladonna

        That’s racisy

        • Butter Geek

          That’s surveys about geography

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Did you know? That 43% of Americans think that the south pole is in the north 👀

      • Dorianbstratton

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    • Cathymbrown

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  • The PinSir is back

    Similar to Belladonna’a question below, if you could remove one ability from the game, what would it be?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmmmmmmmmm Prankster or Levitate

      • The PinSir is back

        Levitate isn’t too bad, but definitely for Prankster

        • EarthenWarrior

          i don’t care what anybody says about Prankster it is very very annoying to deal with

          but with levitate gone i can finally lay down a class S smacking to all the rotoms that avoided my Tectonic Rage

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Slow start

    • Belladonna

      Emergency Exit

      Replace it with Defeatist 👀

      • EarthenWarrior

        Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm as much as i hate EE i think i could make i can make defeatist work, I run a bulky Golisopod and its actually pretty tough to crack, and despite what everyone says i run Swords Dance and if i didn’t have to worry about being pulled out Leech Life would suck back the health to nullify Defeatist

    • Butter Geek

      Sturdy I guess

      • EarthenWarrior

        Get out

        • Butter Geek

          No I guess

  • EarthenWarrior

    somebody give me a type combo i feel like making a fakemon to shake off the rust

    • The PinSir is back

      How bout a Normal/Ghost

      • EarthenWarrior

        in the past it was Opasson and Shillouette
        a opossum who stopped its heart so much it doesn’t need to beat as much
        and a creature who’s shadow lives and fights to protect its host

        so for this one

        Spookloth
        the Raggy Pkm
        Normal/Ghost
        Ethereal Body (Moves have a chance to miss completely)
        it is literally just a single rectangular piece of cloth that has two nubs for arms and a rounded hump for a head with slit cuts for eyes and a black ghostly tail
        “this Pokemon constantly roams alone, when it spots its prey it smothers the prey’s face and drains life energy

        Raguiem
        The Sheet Pokemon
        Normal/Ghost
        Etheral Body
        a much larger sheet of patched tattered cloth in the shape of a tent (or like if you put a sheet over a person and drapes down) it has multiple tentacle like tatters near its bottom portion of its body, it also has a jack-o-lantern cut out face near the top
        “This deadly pokemon tries to take over a person or pokemon’s body by smothering it with its veil like body, if you are fully covered you are under its control until sunrise”

        • Butter Geek

          sounds like shuppet

        • The PinSir is back

          Noice

    • Butter Geek

      Ground/Fairy

      • Butter Geek

        Mine is based on the sandman, try making something diffrent

      • EarthenWarrior

        Gnomad
        The Gnome Pkm
        Ground/Fairy
        Natural Cure/Simple HA: Prankster
        A very small humanoid pokemon with a body in the shape of a drooping terracotta colored cone, it has a a very bright round red nose that have several whiskers it has squinty eyes and no arms and legs but just nub shaped hands and feet
        “These tricky pokemon wander into people’s homes and try to eat their food, they never stay in one place to avoid suspicion”

    • Daedardus

      Electric/Fire.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Hmmmm what else is there other than plasma?

        • Butter Geek

          Energy from heat and Overheating machines for example

  • Butter Geek

    I realised I don’t have a name for a Fairy/Ground Sandman fakemon… Sandasleep?… Sleepyrit?…

    • Butter Geek

      Any suggestions Earthen?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Drheum

        • Butter Geek

          What words is it made of?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dream and Rheum which is the eye crust associated with sleeping which is also called sleepy sand

          • Butter Geek

            You know that’s why he’s called sandman, he sprinkles that sand into children’s eyes so they’ll fall asleep (and in some versions have good dreams)

          • EarthenWarrior

            no shit

          • Butter Geek

            The name sounds great tho…I’m deciding between it and Dae’s

    • Daedardus

      Zzzand.

      • Butter Geek

        It’s so great, but it could be too silly

    • Butter Geek

      I think I’ll go with Zzzand! It sounds cute, it matches the mon.

  • EarthenWarrior


    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS SEASON IS GONNA BE AMAZING

    • Something about Rick freaking out afterwards is so great

      • EarthenWarrior

        that face on rick 1:35 you may have seen so many disturbed faces in animated history but this one takes the cake

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      I feel like this guy is actually Justin Roiland

  • Sunny

    You know what is on my wishlist for Gen 8 on the switch. A Fire/Fighting type that is not a starter Pokémon.

    • Butter Geek

      I have a F/F fakemon that is literally walking bacon and cheese

      • PICKLE GOVNAH

        what type of cheese

        • Butter Geek

          melted

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            ok but what type

          • AMERICAN

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            THANK YOU! THERES SO MANY TYPES OF CHEESE

          • Butter Geek

            No, it’s cheddar

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            could of said that

          • Butter Geek

          • Sunny

            But I don’t like American cheese.

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            its shiny is swiss

          • Sunny

            That’s better.

          • Butter Geek

            I said, Fire and Fighting

      • Sunny

        That sounds nice. Doesn’t make sense but it sounds nice.

        • Butter Geek

          The name’s Foodness.

  • PICKLE GOVNAH

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      this scene has a meaning

      • Butter Geek

        But we shouldn’t think about it

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          no stop

          • Butter Geek

            You can’t stop me, mom!

  • ShinyXatu

    Hey folks! Wouldn’t it be funny if NEXT week was our first news update? Oh man, that would be great.

    • Butter Geek

      Does your uncle work at nintendo?

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      *grabs by shirt* WHAT DO YOU KNOW

      • ShinyXatu

        I know nothing, but I am expecting a Direct in the next couple weeks before Mario + Rabbids…

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          oh same we def need one 🙂

    • Sunny

      A new worry of mine that has sprung during this drought is that they are not going to release news for USUM until Pokken has been released.

    • Daedardus

      Wouldn’t it be even MORE funny if next week there was nothing?

      • ShinyXatu

        HAHAHA! Then we’ll wait until the week AFTER that!

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Watch it be in this week 👀

    • MenacingCascoon

      Isnt there actually supposed to be some next week

  • I really like the new dualies.

  • Sunny

    Hey I’m thinking of names to give my possible in-game team in USUM. Would it make sense if I named Togedamaru…Infinite?

    • explain?

      • Sunny

        Sonic Forces.

    • Butter Geek

      He’s a Sphere. That’s like, the opposite of edgy. You could call Zoroark Infinite.

      • Sunny

        He has barbs. When I think of the personality trait edgy, I think of someone who is abrasive. Togedamaru is physically abrasive because it has barbs. Also they are both hedgehogs. I am assuming Infinite is a hedgehog.

      • Sunny

        Also I don’t plan on using Zoroark.

    • EarthenWarrior

      that’s stupid
      just name it Hedge or Prickers

      • Belladonna

        Those are dumb

        • EarthenWarrior

          Better than Infinite

          • Belladonna

            Not really

            At least Infinite is a reference and doesn’t sound like a two year old made the name like hedge or prickers

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      It would :p

      • EarthenWarrior

        if you had an extra chromosome

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          C’mon :/

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          too far

  • Belladonna

    People: Planning for games coming out in months, big events happening in their lives, planning their whole future

    Me: Can’t even plan when I want to go to bed

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Same, my sleep schedule is getting shitier and shitier :T

      • Butter Geek

        I have a Jet Lag the whole summer when it comes to sleeping

    • EarthenWarrior

      i don’t even sleep because of my sleep apnea

  • PICKLE GOVNAH
    • Belladonna

      Holy fuck is that a dinosaur!?!?

    • Ice Climbers confirmed for smash bros Switch

  • Butter Geek

    Without noticing I passed 100 fakemon in my fakedex! 103 right now, without counting regionals

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Have you done descriptions etc for all of them?

      • Butter Geek

        Most of them, like 85% at the least. I have concepts of entries and designs for all of them in my head tho

    • Belladonna

      That’s amazing! I’m at 151 but i need to flesh them all out more, at rn I’m making another region to compare which I like better to see if I should fresh start

      But enough about me! What’s your favourite out of all your own Fakemon? Which one you most proud of?

      • Butter Geek

        Thanks! I like all of them, I don’t think I have a favourite. (It’ll be hard for me to choose mons for my team when I’ll play the fan game (if I’ll make it) ) But I am pretty proud of my starters!

  • Which evil team leader is your favorite

    Who is your least favorite

    Thoughts?

    Lusamine/Lysandre

    • PICKLE GOVNAH

      Does Guzma count?

      • Of course!

        N doesn’t though.

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          Ok Cyrus,
          Least favorite: Lysandre

          • Wait then… why did you ask if Guzma counted? Lol

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            Because my friend asked me whose right next to me to ask you? she loves guzma

          • Oh ok. Lol it just seemed weird to ask that if you weren’t going to pick him 😛

    • EarthenWarrior

      I dunno they’re all kinda lame

      • PICKLE GOVNAH

        • EarthenWarrior

          make me turd cannon
          Giovanni was a flop twice
          Maxie and Archie wussed out the moment they got what they wanted
          Cyrus was a loon
          Ghetsis was foiled and a hypocrite
          Lysandre also a loon
          and Guzma only had memes working for him

          • So you don’t like the villains because they didn’t succeed… ?????

          • EarthenWarrior

            they just really didn’t make an impact to me to acknowledge whatever they were doing
            honestly they just seemed like a inconveniences at best

          • Destroying the universe = Inconvenience

          • Belladonna

            Unleashing multiples of Pokemon that can give the Island guardians rubs for their money = inconvenience

          • Belladonna

            *run

          • EarthenWarrior

            Huh i didn’t see any pokemon roaming like maniacs you’d think it would be a bigger impact

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon will fix that 😉

          • Belladonna

            Because the UB taskforce contains them, Anabel literally had to go into cities to prevent damage. Like literally that’s where half the drama came from in that episode, it’s super dangerous

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            Earthen is always right in his mind

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m saying they could’ve dealt with this WAY better than just off scene banter

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            Didnt this happen during it?

          • PICKLE GOVNAH
          • Belladonna

            Yes, because the kids this game was made for would’ve loved to sit through a shit ton of cutscenes

            And if we actually had to deal with the UBs ourselves before Champion, the pacing would be shit

          • EarthenWarrior

            yeah not the worst thing that could’ve happened

          • Belladonna

            What is a lusamine

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            Like you can do better?

      • You didn’t need to comment

        • EarthenWarrior

          you don’t need to breathe

          • Belladonna

            Ouchie I almost feel the edge from here

          • Well it actually is a medical necessity to keep me alive

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s dumb

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

            your face is dumb

          • Belladonna

            ‘Breathing to stay alive is dumb’

            Earthen troll confirm

          • PICKLE GOVNAH

          • EarthenWarrior

            i don’t breathe and i’m fine

    • Belladonna

      Lusamine/N, feck u starGiovanni

  • Belladonna

    Omg I know this is super irrelevant to you guys but you know when you forget something obscure but find it again? Finally found out what those fairy water cow tbh guess were called, Crodh Sith! :000

    • EarthenWarrior

      like me trying to figure out if the guy who voiced Artie Ziff from the Simpsons was Pauly Shore or somebody else

      • Belladonna

        Isn’t that really easy to look up lol? My thing is like a super obscure myth that I’ve spent ages looking up (like a few minutes a night for quite a while) because it so obscure

        • EarthenWarrior

          i kept forgetting to do it, i was thinking of it on and off for like 3 days
          turns out it wasn’t Pauly Shore

    • That was me with Shrek Hassle at the Castle for GBA. My second video game ever

      • Belladonna

        Shrek games <3

        • I should try to find a rom of it and replay it for the hell of it

        • PICKLE GOVNAH

          • Belladonna

            THE BEST ONE

          • Come on and slam

  • The Future USUM News (Govnah)

    3 months is still enough time to give news on pokemon USUM

    • Belladonna

      BW2 was revealed four months before and we started getting info two months before (not counting Kyurem)

      • The Future USUM News (Govnah)

        yea so its fine, we will be fine

      • BW 2 sold the worst of any main line game too

        • Belladonna

          Still sold extremely well compared to other games

          Plus USUM have the bonus of

          – Existing when interest in Pokemon is somewhat revitalised

          – Possibly introducing new Alola Forms, maybe even new Pokemon and Megas

          – Better advertising, as of late Pokemon puts more effort into their campaigning than just Japanese reveals whilst leaving the rest of the world in the dark

        • EarthenWarrior

          Funny story, i wasn’t really paying attention to the release dates and actually realized one day it was out and i was like …..HOLY SHIT
          and I actually had to force me and my younger brother to walk to the store in the rain to go get it

  • EarthenWarrior

    I kinda want to expand on Gnomad my Ground/Fairy Gnome wanderer
    Should it be a two stage with a Dwarf evolution Called Gnorse?

    • The Future USUM News (Govnah)

      do what u want

    • Belladonna

      I’d stick with the nomadic theme and keep it as a gnome tbh, gnomes seem more fairy like than dwarves to me imo

      • EarthenWarrior

        i just need a better name for it
        Gnoaming
        Gnomadisch

  • The first gameplay trailer for Sun and Moon was the most hyped I’ve been for a Pokémon game.

    I totally forgot there was supposed to be news that day then my friend ran up to me before school and asked me if I saw the new trailer. I then proceeded to watch it and freak out

    • Belladonna

      I remember that I was sitting in bed, nervously refreshing for it XD

    • Sunny

      Calculus-based Physics lecture had just finished for me. I watched it right as I was walking to my next class.

  • Sunny

    Of course with the GS virtual console coming up there is a lot of speculation that there will be Johto Pokemon with Alola forms. And some people are hoping that the Johto starters will get Alola forms. So I tried to think of what Avenue Gamefreak would go with this and here is my conclusion. First, only the final evolutions will have Alola forms; in SM there were only 18 different Alola forms of 9 evolutionary lines. I believe that like the number of Megas in ORAS matched the number of Megas in XY, the trend will continue for # of Alola forms in SM compared to USUM. Thus if the entire line had Alolan forms that would be 9 already. The ability changes I listed are not really based on any correlations and are more like changes I would do to improve them. Please let me know what you think. And I will do the other two starters later, but for now my sister’s favorite starter of the Johto trio when we were kids.

    Meganium
    Grass/Dragon
    Ability Change: Overgrow -> Queenly Majesty
    It’s evolutionary move Petal Dance will be replaced with Outrage (basically the same kind of attack) and at the very least it’s ATK and SPA stats will be switched. I know that we already have a Grass/Dragon in the case of Exeggutor, but the typing makes some sense. Meganium is based on a Sauropod which is a Dinosaur and has been associated with Dragon typing before (ex. Tyrantum) it is also able to learn Dragon Tail through TM. Grass/Ground could also be argued for since it learns two ground moves by TM and if Gamefreak does not wish to make a trend by associating Dinosaurs with Dragons. Also I know that Aurorus was a Dinosaur as well but it was part of Fossil duo, it was unlikely that they would have made them both of them Rock/Dragon. Especially with how few Pokemon (not including Megas) were introduced in the Kalos dex was.

    • Belladonna

      I’d rather that Meganium would become a Grass/Fairy based on attacks like Flower Shield/Floral Healing being fairy moves, but tbh your idea sounds really cool too! Ngl I’d really like if it turned out like this too

      • Sunny

        With Gamefreak we have no idea what they are going to do. I am just trying to fill the news drought now with some speculation.

        • Belladonna

          True, knowing GameFreak we’ll get Fire/Fighting Meganium :p

  • Is anyone going to get GS on virtual console? I don’t really see the point because I have HGSS and an action replay which sounds nicer than an older game with a bad level curve

    • EarthenWarrior

      i literally just finished Crystal and Gold in the same month

    • Belladonna

      To be fair, HGSS wasn’t exactly stellar in the levelling department either

      I might tho, just because them sweet sweet hidden abilities we get from transferring. Also because since virtual console Red Gen II is the only Gen I haven’t played

  • Belladonna

    How do these names sound for a Water-type cow Pokemon, which starts off as a buoyant blue calf and then slowly evolves into a half serpent, half cattle sea creature (its theme is water bovines, based off of the Scottish mythical creatures water cattle (cattle that lived and water and bred with normal cattle, the calf being an omen or blessing depending on your belief) and crodh sith (fairy cows, which swam to graze on better grass away from their fairy masters), before developing into the Greek Ophiotaurus (a half serpent bull, which can grant one the power to defeat the gods if they burn its entrails)

    Oxbo (Oxbow (used on oxes and bullocks) + oxbow lakes (named for oxbows)) > Urusi (Urus + Sea) > Taurrent (Taurus + Torrent)

    They’re all placeholders rn anyway

    • Sunny

      Sounds pretty good. And it seems a bit similar to Gyarados to me.

      • Belladonna

        Phew, was wanting to get the weaker to stronger vibe a bit. Does it sound too similar tho? Might drop the Ophiotaurus and keep with the Scottish myths in that case

        • Sunny

          No. I think there is a comfortable distance between the two evolutionary lines as long as if it has a distinct enough design and it’s changes between evolutions aren’t as drastic as Magikarp to Gyarados was.

          • Belladonna

            Oh yeah, it’ll defo look like a more natural transition, basically the tail just becomes more and more prominent until it’s half sea snake, and the back legs look weaker and weaker to give hints to it losing them. Although I’m considering just giving it a long rail to represent the serpent part?

            Also thanks for the feedback dude 🤜

          • Sunny

            Snow Problem.

    • EarthenWarrior

      I have no idea of anything you just said
      So a water cow dragon that is a god slayer……..

      is it least a legend?

      • Belladonna

        Where tf did you see dragon anywhere

        And it gives the power to slay gods, it doesn’t possess the power by itself. In fact, it’s probably quite weak by itself because it’s half serpent and probably wouldn’t be able to jack and shit out of water

        It’s either going to be water starter or a random three liner, haven’t decided

        • EarthenWarrior

          Serpent must’ve why i thought
          it just seems really really weird and overly complicated

          • Belladonna

            It’s not tho

            Water cow > water cow > cow mermaid

          • EarthenWarrior

            so a manatee

          • Belladonna

            No? It’s amphibious unlike manatees, and is literally a cow mermaid (but sea serpent over fish) rather than just something that vaguely resembles cows

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Belladonna

            Wow you fucking creeper? How did you find that picture of my nana?

          • Belladonna

            it’s a joke BTW

          • EarthenWarrior

            take some freaking lessons

          • Belladonna

            That joke was super obvious tho? Thank God I had the foresight and bothered to post the fact it was a joke lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            i just looked up Cow Mermaid in a vain attempt to wrap my mind around this thing

            i just think its excessively trying to be the mythos that its forgetting its a starter, i mean i feel the starters shouldn’t be this abundant and reliant of its mythology

            maybe if you simplified it down into a water cow calf and gradually turn it into a nod to the mythology instead of it being it entirely

            Like Emboar for example is based on that guy from a journey of the west or romance of the three kingdoms but Emboar isn’t trying to be exactly like it

          • Belladonna

            It’s super simple tho, they literally all just reference their myths for type justification (just watery cows) and the last form resembles the Ophiotaurus. It’s literally just the same thing as Primarina being a selkie reference, as it’s a sea lion that becomes more humanoid. You can’t cut open my Fakemon to kill gods, it just takes visual inspiration

            This is the Ophiotaurus https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f255720b32eec5129d246e5c5a11748fcc8f246b27618be225da8a511e2cb4d8.jpg

          • Belladonna

            Like literally earthen the whole time it was just a watery cow that changes into this gradually, you’re the one who read it wrong

          • EarthenWarrior

            how could i not with all that mythology mumbo jumbo
            you could’ve just said cow with serpent tail

          • Belladonna

            I did tho

            ‘before developing into the Greek Ophiotaurus (a half serpent bull)’

            I then gave some background of the Ophiotaurus, which was at the end of the sentence so its not like it was interrupting anything

  • Sunny

    So when is Pokénchi, or am I getting my hopes up?
    https://twitter.com/JoeMerrick/status/891324594942091264

  • Belladonna

    What if the new Lycanroc form’s gimmick is its type changes with Z-Crystals? Like Rock/Normal with Normalium, Rock/Psychic with Psychium, etc. Just remembering old speculation about Rockruff’s collar being the inspiration for the Z-Ring’s design.

    Only issue is Rockium 😡

    • Butter Geek

      Rockirm makes him the first Rock/Rock pokemon

      • Belladonna

        That rocks

    • Belladonna

      Idea: to promote the use of Rockium, this Lycan form would have its own siggy

      ???
      Normal-type
      80 Power
      100 Accuracy
      Physical

      Will be the same type as the Z-Crystal equipped to this Pokemon, and can perform that type’s Z-Move

      • Butter Geek

        *whispers* Sylvally

        • Butter Geek

          *whispers* oh and Arceus can use Z-stones to change types too

          • Belladonna

            Judgement doesn’t change type and you can’t use Arceus during in game runs

          • Butter Geek

            Still too simmilar to Silvally to happen

          • Belladonna

            You could say the same for Silvally and Arceus lol

            Type changing mechanics aren’t new, Kecleon and the Porygon lines were doing it before

          • Butter Geek

            But that’s the point of Silvally

          • Belladonna

            And maybe this Lycan inspired Silvally too, maybe even where it’s system came from 🤷‍♂️

          • Butter Geek

            Why the male symbole emoji

          • Belladonna

            It’s a shrug on my phone

          • Butter Geek

            Emoji Movie 2:Lost in translation

        • Belladonna

          Silvally’s Gimmick isn’t tied to Z-Crystals 👀

  • Butter Geek
  • EarthenWarrior

    So what do you think of them changing up every totem pokemon in the game?
    like
    Bewear
    Lycanroc
    Alolan Marowak
    Togedemaru

    ughh JUST GIVE US SOME DAMNED INFO

    • Butter Geek

      I predict:
      In main game 8 gyms that you can enter after beating totems (Sun Moon ones + Aloraichu Hau’s psychic gym) and in post games 7 new typed trials with new totems and a new generation of trial captains

    • Luigi301

      be patient. besides, usum isnt even that exciting

      • EarthenWarrior

        Still my brain craves info and Pokemon is something that is always on my brain

      • Butter Geek

        It’s a new pokemon game. It is.

      • Belladonna

        Don’t wanna sound rude but I’m actually quite excited, I loved Plat and if it’s as much as an improvement as that then these might be some good games :0

        • Luigi301

          its not rude at all. youre entitled to an opinion as much as i am even if mine is unpopular

          • Belladonna

            Haha wouldn’t say yours is that unpopular, a lot of people here aren’t excited but want news just in case

          • Luigi301

            well it is because the first trailer didnt pull me in. not because its on 3ds but because the thing with necrozma doesnt look cool. it also just doesnt look good. its pokemon so obviously im getting it but id be more excited for the switch game the following year

        • Luigi301

          also i dont quite see the platinum relationship. moreso bw2

          • Belladonna

            I think it’s gonna be a third version again but if it’s more like BW2 I’d be even more hyped! Love Alola and it’s story :0

          • Luigi301

            well since its another set of 2 games. its more parallel (for lack of better word) to bw2. and the necrozma thing which looks like fusion which draws more connection to bw2 rather than plat

    • Belladonna

      Ula’ula as Island 1, seeing as our Z-Ring is black.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5e0372b87fc29316af87ea999700bb6ece2c517db4d1cad533c359bc439535bc.png

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/11c3218a3a97dd197a2db3be954422474ee0438a6afbd6ad05b42ee1d3177dd1.png

      Explains why a Pokemon as ‘weak’ as Togedemaru would be a totem – it’s the first

      • The PinSir is back

        Good luck to the trainers picking Popplio

        • Belladonna

          And Rowlet tbh, but Toge will more wall than kill

          • The PinSir is back

            At least it wouldn’t have Zing Zap though

          • Belladonna

            Thank God lol, massacre of the century

  • Butter Geek
    • EarthenWarrior

      it looks like its on ecstasy

      • Belladonna

        Isn’t that the point tho?

        • Belladonna

          Like it looks trippy because dreams?

        • EarthenWarrior

          true i mean it must having one hell of a wet dream

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ok i just want to run this by you
    can you guys imagine the sheer horror of a actual Totem Bewear
    http://pm1.narvii.com/6306/26719f02ce6f0a013dcdfc4cfc3aeab23a60f68f_hq.jpg

    • Butter Geek

      EVEN BIGGGGGGGGGGER!!!!!

    • Belladonna

      I’d hug it

      • EarthenWarrior

        and it will snap like an icicle

        • Butter Geek

          Is fairy that strong?

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh hell no, Fairy would try to hug it and Bewear would glare and it would crush Fairy’s spine so hard and so fast it would combust

          • Belladonna

            No lol, Bewear isn’t malicious and wouldn’t harm on purpose, and Totems are trained besides Kommo-o so Totem Bewear would probably be trained not to be a threat to trial goers

            Sozzles m8 ur fantasies r wrong

          • EarthenWarrior

            I used Swagger on it

          • Belladonna

            I give it a Persim Berry

      • Butter Geek

        It would be so big you would just hug its leg

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I guess it could get a sp.attack aura and wouldn’t be so bad.

  • Belladonna

    Was gonna look up a compilation but this is super handy! Each island has a specific Z-Ring, which is your fave?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e0c885d80c5dcdedb9e5a767b23efe137baa8f9768f72015dfb050623b026217.png

    Silver – Melemele (What we have in first game)

    Ornamental – Akala (Looks like a material holds it to you rather than metal or the stone itself)

    Black – Ula’ula

    Golden – Poni

    • EarthenWarrior

      i gotta go with the black, although mine would have some spikes or studs

      • Belladonna

        Edgy 👀

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s just a personal flare
          usually camo, bones, spikes or something tough

          • Ultron

            Ewww camo

    • Butter Geek

      Golden one looks sweet

    • Luigi301

      gotta go with black cuz black with the white is the best color combination

    • Belladonna

      Anyone else just notice that Mememele’s is the only Z-Ring that can hold multiple Crystals? Also, thanks to Akala’s and Ula’ula’s, it’s pretty obvious the Kahunas designed these themselves, or at least Olivia and Nanu did.

    • Belladonna

      I’d go for Poni’s tbh, looks siiiick

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I like the Black one but mine would be forest green .

    • The PinSir is back

      The Poni Bracelet

    • Shady

      BLACK !!!!

    • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

      Goldennnnnnn

  • Monkeyfuzz

    What if Acerola is actually the greatest Mimikyu disguise of all time. She has little lines at the top of her dress that could be Mimikyu eyes.

  • Butter Geek

    OOOOOOHHHHH MYYYYYYY AAAAAAARRRRRCCEEEEUUUUSSSS WE ARE YOUNG NANU IN USUM (OR YOUNG FEMALE SOMEBODY)

  • Belladonna

    Favorite Z-Crystal (appearance wise) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ac5e4311bb5091d9a49fb983e0224a178f69a30fbb2bd9c847c5140d4a1bf34a.jpg

    Love the colour and image in the Fairium, but the symmetry and colour of the Icium is superior 👌

    • Butter Geek

      I think I like Flyinium the most

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Electrium, Firium or Buginium for me.

    • Shady

      Not cuz I am dark type specializer but dark symbol have the best design.

      • Butter Geek

        It’s the eye from psychium closed

        • Shady

          Hmmmmmmm….that make sense ….I feel it’s kinda of vampire wing.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What about the Pokemon exclusive ones, do they have an image like this?

    • EarthenWarrior

      unsurprisingly Rock and Fighting i like even solid symbols

    • The PinSir is back

      Rock and Electric look cool

    • Sunny

      Flying.

    • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

      Buggo

    • PercyEspeon

      Psychic/Dragon/Ice/Ghost are cool

    • MenacingCascoon

      Ice. Dragon Electric. Idk why Fairy looks so weird

      • Ultron

        The fairy one is hideous 😡

    • Ultron

      Dark, Flying Grass

      Don’t like the ghost or fairy ones. Every time I see the ghost one I think it’s Poison because the symbol is literally Arbok.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I think the same thing when I see the ghost one.

      • MenacingCascoon

        I love the flying one. And the fairy one is just weird. What even is that? plants? the ghost one also doesnt look like ghost, but sghost has a cool z move animation so it gets a pass

        • Monkeyfuzz

          The fairy is a humanoid with butterfly wings.

          • MenacingCascoon

            After some head turning I see it. What a bad decision they made with that

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah, I didn’t see it at first either.

        • Ultron

          Yeah the fairy one looks like an ugly little plant!

  • EarthenWarrior

    i’m trying to do some research on how much bigger a Totem Bewear would be
    in the Dub To Top a Totem, Totem Gumshoos is claimed to be three times larger than a Gumshoos. so it is normally 2’04” so times 3 is a solid 7ft
    But in the game and anime it looks like twice the height plus half
    https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/f/f2/Totem_Gumshoos.png
    http://orig06.deviantart.net/3887/f/2017/124/2/5/alolan_rattatas__raticates_and_the_totem_raticate_by_willdynamo55-db82ske.png

    so on average Bewear is on average 6’11” an inch shy of 7ft so if a totem Bewear is twice as tall with a little extra it would be a terrifying 13’8″ or if a little extra a solid 14ft tall
    So take a already towering creature that contains already mindshattering strength that has a feared reputation of killing innocents out of accidents and make it bigger heavier and surrounded with a powering aura
    http://pm1.narvii.com/6317/51322e4728f1ef355c96beab5e219f83440cafaf_hq.jpg
    if we were ever faced with such a beast

    • The PinSir is back

      I have a simple solution:
      BBBLUASTERA BBBUHRNA

  • The PinSir is back

    The latest episode of BNHA was awesome

    • Sunny

      After next week they will be moving onto what the exam arc of I remember correctly. I was worried that they wouldn’t have time to fit it in the second half of this season but the tease in the openings have vanished those worries.

    • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

      Agreeeeed

  • ShinyXatu

    Wait, we’re getting news?
    WE’RE GETTING NEWS????

  • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

    Hai gaiz

  • Butter Geek

    Do you guys unironically like Vsauce? I do

    • EarthenWarrior

      i do not give one iota about youtubers

    • What do you mean unironocally? Vsause has some of the best content on YouTube

  • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

    @starstorm295:disqus
    @vishkartechsupport:disqus
    Ya here?

  • Butter Geek
  • Shady

    I will kill this bitch if find him http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1501368901106.png

  • EarthenWarrior

    well there’s a pretty good chance i’m gonna croak in my sleep
    lets find out if i do or not

  • Monochrome Dream Eating Seraph

    16 killstreak as Roadhog… yay I’m doin it

  • Dunkirk’s sound design… holy shit

  • MenacingCascoon

    I hope in USUM they make a signature Z move for every type so far we have
    Faairy (Tapunium)
    Water (Primarina)
    Electric (Raichu)
    Ghost (Decidueye)
    Dark (Incini)
    Psychic (mew)
    Normal (eevee)
    AND MAYBE they can make some that ARENT gen7 or GEN 1 Ppokemon. Seriously there are 5 Other generations of pokemon. Cmon Can they get SOMETHING.
    What Pokemon do you want to see get a signature Z movr with a type not used? What move would it correlate? ow would it look?

    • MenacingCascoon

      I will go first with Poison
      Pokemon Garborda
      Z Move: Toxic WasteLand
      The user engulfs the field in dagerous toxic fireld that immediately affects the target. Secondary affect Is it leaves a +1 Toxic Spike

      • Sunny

        What move is it based on. (Ex. Guardian of Alola can only be used if the Pokémon has Nature’s Madness).

        • MenacingCascoon

          Oops sorry. Gunk Shot

    • Sunny

      I will go with Ground.
      Pokemon: Donphan (or Alola Donphan because I don’t know what to expect from USUM)
      Z Move: Ground Zero (Earthquake)
      BP: 185
      After obtaining Z-Power, the user, (Alola) Donphan, attacks the target with full force. This move will cause the target to flinch.
      *I think Earthen would be proud of this Z-move.

  • Butter Geek

    Evevrybody vanished…

  • Butter Geek
  • KᑌᑭᑭO
    • Butter Geek

      ProZD is great

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Inded

  • Butter Geek
  • Belladonna
    • Armaggedon16

      Ehh we could get the Z-Ring late in the game.
      Or melemlee is black now just cuz
      Or a customization option for z rings (pls)
      Or an upgraded version we get later

      • Belladonna

        -I doubt they’d give each island a unique design if they weren’t gonna stick with it

        -Think that’d be really cool, but again it’s kinda counter intuitive to the idea of the Z-Ring representing the Island its obtained on

        -I don’t think it’s an upgrade because this one looks like the Ula’ula Z-Ring, and none of the Z-Rings have been shown to be better than the other ones

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Or we get our Z-ring a little later or someone from Ula Ula give us the Z-Ring

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Wait, remember how is the guardian that give us the Z-ring? Maybe Tapu Bulu is now the Guardian of Mele Mele

        • Belladonna

          W h y

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Remember how is the guardian that give us the Z-ring?

          • Belladonna

            Yes, but why would Bulu randomly become the Melemele guardian?

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I mean, if there’s another explanation as to why we get the Z-ring from Ula Ula instead of the one from Melemele…..

          • Belladonna

            There’s literally any other explanation

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I meant a more plausible explanation, but, the islands suddenly changing their guardians is random, but you know what else is random? The fact that we got Ula’Ula’s Z-Ring even though we start on Melemele. So a pretty random thing happened to get this random result.

          • Belladonna

            Getting an Ula’ula Z-Ring on Melemele is more logical than the Island guardians randomly shuffling despite being colour coded

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I know

            If so then what happened? 😛

          • Belladonna

            We get the Z-Ring on Ula’ula 👀

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            That’s

            L-a-t-e

            Considering that we get Z-ring pretty early and every trial reward us with a Z-crystal. Unless Ula’Ula is our second island

          • Belladonna

            That’s what I’ve been saying, I think island order is being rearranged

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            BW2 kinda did the same so it’s no wonder they’ll do that again but in a bigger scale :0

      • Belladonna

        If it’s following the SuMo storyline Ula’ula isn’t exactly ‘a little later’

        Sparkling Stones are from the guardians, we can see even the stones on each island look different thanks to Hapu’s cutscenes. As long as a the Z-Ring is obtained on Melemele, it should be silver.

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Yeah, I thought that we go to Ula Ula after Melemele instead of Akala. But what if that’s the case?

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Yeah, if the Z-ring is obtained on Melemele is silver. But if someone obtained the Z-ring in Ula Ula and gave it to us when we were in Melemele…

      • Butter Geek

        Or we can just buy Z-ring like chlothes, maybe in Olivia’s shop

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          One does not simply buy something that is given by the Guardians to people they find worthy

        • Belladonna

          Z-Rings are earned tho?

          • Butter Geek

            It’s an alternate universe

          • Belladonna

            Sun and Moon are alternate universes to each other and Z-Rings are still valuable

    • Why do you think Ula’Ula?

    • Butter Geek

      My theory: the first picture is your rival that got all 3 starters before you moved to Alola, so you get a Rockruff

      • Belladonna

        Why would your rival get all three starters??

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I,m perty sur ti vas jok :p

          • No he’s used this theory many times before

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Maby thei vereh joks ass vel

          • Butter Geek

            Yeah…. about that… I am pretty confusing, ain’t I?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      But I think this change is purely aesthetic, I mean, the black Z-Ring can fit Bulu as well as Tapu Koko, and the silver didn’t fit with colors in any of the both Tapus anyways

    • EarthenWarrior

      That’s been debunked since like day one

      • Belladonna

        How can you debunk design inspiration? It might’ve just been a reference to its fiery abilities

        • EarthenWarrior

          Perhaps debunked wasn’t the best wording
          Point is plenty of people saw and recognized the whole sulfur symbol pretty early

  • EarthenWarrior

    Just have to get through today and tomorrow and we’ll finally hit August and hopefully get SOME KINDA FREAKINGIDY DIGGIGITY DANGED INFO

    And not to sound anti-summer I’m rather we start getting to September and October just so we can get some good games like South Park: The Fractured But Whole

    • Belladonna

      Giiiirl there’s 31 days in July

      • EarthenWarrior

        today the 30th and tomorrow the 31st

        • Belladonna

          Oh lol didn’t see the tomorrow part

          What kind news you thinking? I’m thinking this third Lycan tbj

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m not expecting any new forms for existing regular pokemon

            i am expecting some kinda
            -“Therian Tapu” forms where they take on a avatar of the animal they represent
            and they change their fairy type to a new type
            Koko Electric/Flying
            Lele Psychic/Bug
            Bulu Grass/Fighting
            Fini Water/Ghost

          • Belladonna

            We’re getting a new Pikachu form, even though it’s just caps. And also, explain the third form data for Lycan?

            I wouldn’t mind Therian forms but knowing GF they’ll stay Fairy, just like the Forces of Nature.

          • EarthenWarrior

            what data are you talking about
            and also my therian forms aren’t gonna stay fairy because they achieve a mortal form losing their spiritual side aka fairy

            anything to get these things away from their fairiness
            although if they do that Tapu Lele being a Butterfly means they could let it learn qiver dance and that scares me beyond all belief

          • Belladonna

            Jesus fucking Christ how can you be so in the dark despite constantly obsessing over any drip of USUM news

            https://twitter.com/sciresm/status/799420279697117184?lang=en

            And I’m not saying your Tapu fan mon have to be fairy lol, I’m just speculating based on what we’ve had so far in the franchise

            If anything, being Therian would probably change their abilities and free up their primary type tbh.

          • EarthenWarrior

            (ok rude)
            it was all the way from November i could’ve read it before and simply forgot
            there’s a chance its a Ultra form or even a intended Totem Model

          • Belladonna

            If it was a Totem Model it would’ve been two forms, they wouldn’t of just made one form a totem if they were already doing version exclusive Totems.

            An ‘Ultra Form’ is still a new form

  • Butter Geek

    https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/07/21/cbr-fantastic-four-kids-movie-fox/

    Stan Lee: Alright Fox, you had f*cking enough, give back my franchise, you don’t know how to do it, maybe guys at mcu can still squeeze it into Infinity War

  • Sorry for the absence yesterday, if anyone cared. I was just taking a break from using my Chromebook. I also went to see Spider-Man Homecoming with my friend yesterday. It’s amazing and I can’t recommend it enough to anyone who hasn’t seen it yet.

    • Ultron

      Homecoming was so good

  • Mega Sceptile

    Long time no see, good to see the Pokejungle community is still going strong tho 😀

    • MenacingCascoon

      hey there you! How have youuu been?

      • Mega Sceptile

        I’m good thanks! How are you doing?

  • EarthenWarrior

    So i doubt anybody remembers this but remember when i restarted my Black to relive it and i asked around if i could get any pokemon in specific balls and some of you guys made requests
    Blitzle Quick Ball
    Cryogonal Luxury Ball
    Audino Dream Ball
    Stunfisk Luxury Ball

    i have them and you guys just need to figure out who asked for what

  • Belladonna

    If you could develop a Poké Ball variety, what would it do and what would it look like?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Sky ball

      It works better when used in a high place.

      It’s blue but with clouds in it

    • The Future USUM News (Govnah)

      Govnah Ball
      Only good for catching Skiddos

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        How it looks like? :0

        • The Future USUM News (Govnah)

          its green and has a eyepatch

          • An eye patch but no eyes?

          • The Future USUM News (Govnah)

            Its a design flaw ik,

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Noice

    • Special Ball
      High chance of catching shiny Pokémon

    • Sunny

      Thief Ball
      Able to catch other Trainer’s Pokémon.

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Only available on black markets!

  • N IS FUCKING PISSED: The song

  • The Future USUM News (Govnah)

    Mario+Rabbids Dev really loves the game and is emotional tied to it. I really hope it doesn’t flop

    • Belladonna

      It looks decent tbh, it probs won’t sell too bad

  • The Future USUM News (Govnah)
    • GIVE IT TO THE PUBLIC

      • The Future USUM News (Govnah)

        Honestly Szechuan sauce would become a Rick and Morty Marketing more then Mulan live action

  • Belladonna

    Do you guys think Original Colour Magearna may turn out to be AZ’s Floette v2, but shittier?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Absolutely

  • Sunny

    They finally made a trailer for best girl (opinions may vary).

    https://youtu.be/LtbeoHOemAA

    • Belladonna

      Why does this series exist

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Fairy, it’s not about why, it’s about why not.

  • What’s your favorite town theme in Sun and Moon

    • EarthenWarrior

      Bleh it sounds like crap now

  • The Future USUM News (Govnah)
    • this game’s art style is so raddd

      • The Future USUM News (Govnah)

        now its an anime 😀

  • GUYS WE FINALLY HAVE AN OFFICIAL NAME FOR MOON

    http://i.imgur.com/egONGCU.jpg

    Mizuki/Selene

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Why it took then so long to reveal it? lol

      • they might have actually showed it in one of the trailers…

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          We should pay more attention to the trailers from now on :p

          • Belladonna

            Some of us already do, after all every Pokemon shown battling (for XY and SuMo) was in the Pokedexes with obvious exceptions 👀

  • Belladonna
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Side by side

      • Butter Geek

        same

    • 2 looks better

  • RICK AND MORTY TONIGHT I FORGOT OMG

  • The Future USUM News (Govnah)

    New article peeps

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