Pokémon GO will temporarily be closing gyms across the world, but exciting new features are coming to the game soon. You can read the official update below and also check out the blog post for pictures!

New Gym Features and Updates: Starting soon, Gyms are undergoing a major facelift. You’ll soon be able to spin the Photo Disc at Gyms to acquire items just as you do at PokéStops—but that’s only the beginning. More updates to Gym battles are also just around the corner. Gyms are no longer based on Prestige and training. Instead, they now feature six permanent slots that can be filled by the controlling team’s Pokémon. Each Pokémon assigned to these slots must be unique. For example, only one Blissey can be assigned to a Gym at a time. In addition, opposing teams will battle the Pokémon in the order they were assigned to the Gym.

At the heart of the update is a new motivation system that will significantly change how you interact with Gyms. When a Pokémon is assigned to a Gym, a motivation meter will be displayed. Pokémon assigned to defend a Gym lose motivation over time and as they are defeated in battle. As a Pokémon loses motivation, its CP will temporarily decrease, making it easier for opposing teams to defeat. To help keep the Pokémon motivated and in tip-top shape for their next battle, Trainers can treat their team’s Pokémon to some Berries, which restore their motivation. If a Pokémon loses all motivation, it will leave the Gym and return to its Trainer the next time it loses a battle, so you’ll want to keep your team’s Pokémon motivated by giving them Berries frequently!

Gym Badges: Now you’ll be able to earn Gym Badges when interacting with the many Gyms around the world. Gym Badges serve as mementos of your Pokémon GO adventures and reflect your contribution to a Gym’s success.

You’ll be able to level up your Badges by battling, giving Berries to the Pokémon in the Gym and spinning the Gym’s Photo Disc. You can earn the opportunity to receive bonus items and increased rewards from Gyms by raising the level of your Gym Badge.

New Raid Battle Feature: All around the world, you’ll soon be able to participate in the new Raid Battle feature at Gyms. A Raid Battle is a cooperative gameplay experience that encourages you to work with other Trainers to defeat an extremely powerful Pokémon known as the Raid Boss. Before a Raid Battle begins, all Pokémon assigned to the Gym will return to their Trainers, and a large Egg will appear atop the Gym. When the countdown above the Egg reaches zero, the Raid Boss will be revealed.

Before you can battle the Raid Boss, you’ll need a Raid Pass. You can get one free Raid Pass per day by visiting a Gym, but you can only hold one at a time. You can also get Premium Raid Passes from the in-game shop. Upon using your pass to join the battle, you and up to 20 other Trainers work together to defeat the Raid Boss. If you successfully defeat the Raid Boss within the five-minute time limit, you’ll have the chance to catch an extra powerful Pokémon of your own!

New Items: After defeating a Raid Boss, you’ll receive a collection of rewards, including some new items obtained only by defeating a Raid Boss: Rare Candies, Golden Razz Berries, and two types of Technical Machines—Fast and Charged. A Rare Candy is a mysterious candy that, when used on a Pokémon, turns into that Pokémon’s Candy. Golden Razz Berries will greatly increase your chances of catching a Pokémon you encounter in the wild and can also be given to a Pokémon assigned to a Gym to fully recover its motivation meter. Technical Machines are items you can use to permanently teach a Pokémon a new Fast Attack or Charged Attack.

To put these exciting changes in motion, we’ll be temporarily disabling all Gyms. Once the update has been rolled out to players around the world, Gyms will return. The Raid Battle feature will then be rolled out slowly over the next few weeks, starting as a beta, with raids visible only to a subset of players at certain Gym locations. Over a few days, we’ll invite more players to participate and enable raids at more Gyms around the world. Keep an eye on our social media channels for updates on when you’ll be able to start battling in raids. We can’t wait to see you outside battling at your local Gyms!

Phew! Lots of changes, but they certainly sound exciting!

  • Govnah Skiddo

    Sounds like fun 😛

  • PJ

    DAY 2 OF TESTING: http://pokejungle.net/memes/ 😀

  • Govnah Skiddo

    supposedly this is also how u get legends

  • Somerandomguy

    “you’ll have the chance to catch an extra powerful Pokémon of your own”
    Legendaries confirmed?

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    It though that it said “rad battles” instead and got a little excited…

  • Hey guys you should take my new quiz I made

    http://pokejungle.net/memes/quizzes/your-alolan-personality-quiz/

    • TheNintendoChip

      Alolan Persian RIP me :/

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Alolan Persian…..

      Oh well…

      • KᑌᑭᑭO
        • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

          Congrats you’re the bulky dark type of this gen

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            And not one of the most attractive as well

          • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

            Ayyyy?

        • Yeah pretty much anything relating to wealth will get you that one to get perfect Persian choose, Gold, Bike, Cat, Digimon, Wealth, Knives, and Dark

        • temporario23

          That one actually fits me more than what I got. I got Rockruff: “You’re Playful and can be a little mischievous, but just like a dog you very loyal to your friends and will never let them down.” This is nothing like me! I even chose cat in the pets question.

          • temporario23

            I just changed one thing: kindness instead of loyalty (even though I do think loyalty is more important) and I got A-Persian now. At least, it fits.

    • EarthenWarrior

      I got Bewear

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I also got Bewear, I feel the description was quite fitting 🙂

    • Zero Self

      Rockrufff

    • Golden_Flygon

      I got Wimpod, but most of it doesn’t really describe me lol

    • D57

      I got Decidueye 🙂

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I did it again, answering the questions differently that I was conflicted on and got Decidueye. Where is that art from btw?

    • Dazzling Lunala

      I got Bewear! Definitely one of my favorite Pokémon!

  • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

    Holy shit this actually looks somewhat cool

    • TheNintendoChip

      Ah, swooce. That’s a nice meme I haven’t seen for a while

      • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

        WATCH ME SWOOCE RIGHT IN

        I don’t know I’ve gotten obsessed with Scooby Doo and Skooks related content , like this

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfAmd4cN8A

        • Daedardus

          Don’t spam this please, you already did that yesterday 😉

          • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

            True
            But…. what if I used different videos on the topic ;3

          • Zero Self

            *yesterdae

          • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

            Than who’s tomorrow?

  • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

    Exploud banned from NU
    (Tyrantrum is still there for some reason)

  • Golden_Flygon

    Huh, this actually sounds pretty neat.

  • Golden_Flygon

    Also, a small, random fact of the day: Furret is taller than Charizard

  • This sounds great much better than gyms now

  • JsxD

    Sounds cool. However, honestly not enough to make me want to download the game again. Its been nearly a year and we still haven’t got trading or an actual pvp system. It’s great they have added gen 2, this and other minor features but I still don’t think its enough to make this game great again. Its a shame that the game has become more revenue stream for Niantic, But hey ho thats business.

  • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

    I made three fanmons
    all of them are bugs
    YAY

    • That’s cool

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        Yeee

    • Golden_Flygon

      Kewl

  • EarthenWarrior

    Grrrrroooogggggyyyy still don’t give a flying turd for Pokemon Go
    I overslept….I never oversleep

  • Zero Self

    It’s a shame the games becoming good post mortem

    • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

      Welp, they tried

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I’m surprised that the game isn’t already dead tbh

  • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

    Welp, apparently my Skooks binge have had consequences
    “Mr Krubby Krabby Avenges Pearl Harbor” has shown up on my suggested videos list

  • EarthenWarrior

    I swear why do none of my teams ever have sniper support
    Seriously I’m only one keeping the zone painted down and my good for nothing teammates are taking the longer routes, getting killed off all nowhere near the damn zones

    • Zero Self

      Splat zones suck anyway

      • EarthenWarrior

        That’s my favorite ranked match
        Doesn’t matter my teams lately have been dullards who don’t understand how to play
        And I know this for a fact since I often get placed first in the board for the results

        • Well at least your winning now 🙂

          • EarthenWarrior

            NO IT MEANS IM LOSING MORE POINTS

        • Zero Self

          Are you sure that it’s not because one of their team mates is playing for themselves and not the team?

          • EarthenWarrior

            If they’re killing the other side and keeping the zone covered it doesn’t matter
            I just wish I got placed in functional teams because every win counts and every loss puts me back, I already lost my A+ rank once I don’t want to lose it again

  • Zero Self
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Aww I used to watch this channel a lot

      • Zero Self

        Ngl Shiek and Samus ain’t half bad

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          But Toon Link tho…

  • Zero Self

    Such a lack of Fakemon recently 👀

    • EarthenWarrior

      i’ve been running out of ideas

    • Sunny

      Or people are waiting for reveal of new Realmon to be revealed from USUM.

    • A knife

      • Just a knife with eyes

        Steel type

        • EarthenWarrior

          Pawniard

        • Sunny

          That sounds like a regional form of Aegislash. I’m not saying that just because they are both sharp objects. (Yes I am).

          • … do you think like… Bouffulant and Alomomola were designed to be regional forms of Tauros and Luvdisc before Game Freak decided to make Gen 5 a soft reboot?

          • Sunny

            I think at some point along the line, we are going to see some Pokemon with similar designs. It’s not surprising considering we are at 800+ now. This is one of the reasons why I appreciate regional forms. It cuts down on new Pokémon that are similar to old Pokémon by giving old Pokémon a new spin.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Fakemons creators didn’t have time because of USUM E3 and stuff

    • I trashed Glitch version and am restarting fully new again I only have though

      First stage starters
      Legendary
      2 Pikaclone
      Pseudo Legendary chain

  • Ultron

    Wow, changes I actually asked for. The gyms before sucked

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alright i want to make a Bug/Dragon type
    Aside from the iconic dragonfly cliche i want to do something much much different
    what about a tarantula hawk with a horrible viciousness

    or what about a Chinese Cricket with elements of a dragon

  • Why don’t they just make Pokémon Go 2 with the ability to transfer pokemon over. That would get people more excited than an update would. Also maybe add Gen 3? Make Pokémon actually have levels and moves and make it… a Pokémon game?

    • Wow I fucked this up

      Pokémon Go 2*

    • Nah then I have to buy another app and still mad how pokestops are giving regular Pokeballs but everything I go for can’t be caught remotely easy in them!

  • Govnah Skiddo

    oooo eeeee

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    FUCK HEDLOK

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Oh hello Earthen I didn’t recognise you 😛

  • Ithsme?

    Kurusu I got Komala on your alola pokemon personality quiz! 😀
    I would’ve posted it there, but disqus wasn’t working for me.

  • EarthenWarrior

    so hows this sound
    Xishzao
    Cricket PKM
    Bug/Dragon
    Shield Dust/Tinted Lens HA: Super Luck
    it is a very small greenish red insectoid pokemon with small tiny wavy ridges on the length of its body, its small head has very bright wide purple compound eyes. on the head is two sets wire thin antenna with a glowing dew at the tip one pair on the head and a second pair around its mouth. it has only four limbs which are often folded, each limb has rows of hooks and a small foot with reptilian claws, and lastly a short pointed tail.
    “a mystic and rare pokemon renowned for its beautiful chirping, their song is said to fill the listener’s hearts with hope and peace”

  • Well I defeated Clair… it was a massacre. I lost 4 Pokémon.

    Jack Sparrow – Fearow

    Bolt – Jolteon

    Hiemlich- Butterfree

    Dopey – Slowking

    All killed by that Kingdra. Hiemlich tried to paralyze it, dopey tried to avenge Bolt, and Jack Spearow wicked it down to red only for it to heal.

    I only barely snatched victory. It ran out of PP for all of its moves besides smoke screen so Jasmine was able to take it down.

    Only Jasmine the Nidoqueen and Jack Jack remain…

    My god…

    I already know I’m using Heracross and the Dratini in The Dragon’s Den. But I need two more Pokémon.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/44e43da682bf3a1b3bdefedef1432761932263460352420d757a8037515e1e53.jpg

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Mamoswine and Tentacruel

      • But that conflicts with Nidoqueen

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Sudowoodo and Cloyster?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      What is Jack Jack? Because I suggest you to use the Gyarados, the mankey and maybe the Sudowoodo

  • EarthenWarrior

    fuck Hedlok i’m done…….i truly cannot beat him……..i’ve been fighting him since Saturday and i still cannot beat him

  • Sylveon

    Guys, this is a weird question but it’s driving me crazy! Sylveon in SM has three battle poses if you like, special, physical where she lunges forwards and this third one I love where she basically flies. But I can’t find any moves where she uses the third one? Not reflect, not work up, not light screen!!!!

    Anyone have any clue or ideas?!!

  • I realized I never got my Azelea Town encounter and cought Aipom. What do I name it? He’s a boy and to be a Disney character

    • EarthenWarrior

      baboo

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Rafiki

  • Updated team:

    Typhlosion
    Nidoqueen
    Aipom
    Heracross
    Mantine
    Dratini

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Remember Aipom needs Double Hit to evolve.

    • Oh shoot Mantine can’t learn fly

      • Sunny

        Got to build those in-game leg muscles.

      • Sunny

        At least until you have Dragonite.

    • Swap Mantine with Shellder

    • Golden_Flygon

      Looks good right now, but you may have a lot of trouble with the E4

  • Sylveon

    Does anyone know how game freak chose which moves go with which animation ? I have used so many heart scales and so many tms trying to work out what move this animation for Sykveon is for

    • Zero Self

      Wish I could help but I have no clue :/

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Have you tried attract or Pokemon amie? I saw a lot of people with this problem as well

    • Trusk

      Speaking of animation, the Sun and Moon anime is SHIT! They better fix it for Gen VIII and put it back on Cartoon Network.

  • Zero Self

    Who’s alive?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The ones who aren’t ded

      • Zero Self

        Gusp

    • Meee but not 4/6 of my team

    • Me, but I will lose my sanity today

      • Zero Self

        ???

        • I’m stuck with my mom with only my phone and will be stuck with nothing but through a storm all night tonight

          I will lose sanity by the end

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Use your imagination

          • Trusk

            I would imagine myself marrying Acerola, Marley, Hilda, Olivia, Glacia, or even Dahlia.

    • Golden_Flygon

      Moi

  • Golden_Flygon
    • Nice!

    • Zero Self

      Lol I gave up in my play and just used pupitar

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        Which Pokemon did you have a hard time finding the most? Any game is okay with me.

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  • Rockcrawdaunt

    Anyone wanna battle on showdown gen 7 uu?

    • EarthenWarrior

      i’ll throw you a quick match

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Does anybody happen to have a Dive Ball Rotom?

    • EarthenWarrior

      nupe go into XY tomorrow and check the lost hotel

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Yeah I guess I’ll have to.

  • Zero Self

    Ngl Seraph the Rotom and Earthen the Golem are like the perfect in game duo, I can spam EQ without a care in the world

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Same if you used it with a Flying type tbf.

      • Zero Self

        I know but out of my current team they have the best synergy

        Ithsme’s too much of a wild card till I get some TMs

    • EarthenWarrior

      proves why Ground is the best

      • Zero Self

        But it’s an immunity to ground that makes the combo work

        • EarthenWarrior

          and just a extremely powerful type

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Ironic isn’t it :]

  • Uhggggg I wanna animate stuffffff

    I made a little Samus animation that didn’t look entirely awful in flipnote studio last night and now I just wanna do more

    • Trusk

      I have a confession to make. For years I have been thinking up an anime, where no humans are taking the spotlight, and are only implied. It focuses on a Kirby-shaped reptilian race on the planet Chimeria. I have based it on my favorite Lego franchise, Bionicle. The eight tribes, the eight elements that make up the planet are water, fire, earth, wind, darkness, light, psychic, and grass. I would also have Namco collaborate with Takara if I had the chance to create the anime I had in mind. Oh and the enemy the race faces are huge virus-like beings called Viroi.

  • Zero Self

    When you’re on a permarain route and you have a modest Psyduck w/ Water Pulse https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/791cc3482c70cdfc8ef7e2810a70c4a30e5e123515dc9283cafb824295b732b3.gif

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It isn’t a Golduck yet?

      • Zero Self

        Doesn’t evolve until Level 33 and Fantina’s highest was like Level 28

        It will soon

        • Monkeyfuzz
        • Trusk

          I wonder what her legs look like underneath that dress. Someday I wanna try drawing Pokemon girls in different outfits or swimsuits.

          • Isn’t stuff like this why you got banned last time?

          • Haxford

            I can never wrap my head around the idea that people get aroused by anime characters

          • Trusk

            Well that’s how some people are…

          • Trusk

            At least I didn’t say anything dirty this time. And please do not bring up the past. It hurts me to remember that incident…

          • Might wanna learn from it then, fam

          • Trusk

            fam?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Or better

      When you have a mon with Thunder in a permarain route

      • Zero Self

        👌 👌 👌

    • Zero Self
      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Lol what, it’s seven levels above these guys, how did this happen?

        • Zero Self

          Roselia Giga Drain

  • FedEx

    So guys after ur advice, I’ve eventually pre ordered a…… ??

    • Ultron

      a…rms. Arms.

      • FedEx

        Nope 😂

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Giraffe

      • FedEx

        Hahaha no

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      2DS?

      • FedEx

        Close 😛

        • Monkeyfuzz

          XL

          • FedEx

            Yeahhhh!
            For that you get a virtual high 5 !!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I’d prefer a virtual cookie

          • FedEx

            There you go have 2 🍫🍫

          • Monkeyfuzz

            But my virtual teeth might fall out :/

  • Ultron

    I’m in a strange romantic situation and I hate ittttt

    • FedEx

      Explain! 😛

      • Ultron

        It’s…kinda complicated. Disgustingly so

        So I identify as Ace. The first person I ever told was this boy at my work after he told me he was gay. We’re really good friends. He has a boyfriend who is kind of an asshole, but they’ve been dating for like two years now, about how long I’ve known this kid. I always thought I was aromantic as well, but recently I’ve just kind of accepted that I like him a little bit more than that, which was kind of hard for me to do because I think I’ve known it in the back of my mind for a while. Idk, maybe this is stupid, but him and I just have something. We’re pretty close and the way we treat each other isn’t something I’ve ever had with any of my friends. But the main problem (other than being ace, which makes for a complicated relationship) is that he thinks I’m aromantic, so I don’t want to tell him that I like him and it just ruin our friendship. And if I just told him I’m a “romantic ace” to see where that goes (because we kinda talk about personal stuff like that) he would definitely know that I’m interested, which, again, I don’t want to do. I also have this fear of telling him, but him just saying that being ace is a deal breaker, which I guess I would understand. Or if I told him, he’d rather be with his current bf, and then our friendship isn’t the same. It’s stupid and I hate this, I miss being ignorant and thinking I’m aromantic

        • EarthenWarrior

          i don’t understand, either tell him how you feel or just space yourself out

          • Ultron

            I’ll just crawl under a rock for a lil while

          • EarthenWarrior

            Get your own rock

        • Zero Self

          Get it out there, it might be awkward for a while but a friendship that’s worth it won’t end because a crush.

          • Govnah Skiddo

            Yea like me and my friend, I told her I like her and we actually grown closer over time

          • Zero Self

            One of my questioning friends had a maybe crush on one of my other guy friends and getting it out there helped him deal with it and move on

          • EarthenWarrior

            =___= forever alone

          • Ultron

            Aw that’s nice 🙂

          • EarthenWarrior

            I just got friend zoned…..

          • Ultron

            I always get third wheeled, so I sort of relate

          • Hey Third wheeling is the best especially when it’s to your brother 😀

          • Ultron

            Oh that’s horrible lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            I got second hand shame from that response

          • But it isn’t the worst thing to happen third wheeling and friend zoned do suck bad, but they are just Magikarps one day you’ll find your Milotic (That Pokemon use is my actual phrase to say when I’m sad about relations)

          • EarthenWarrior

            I hate Milotic severely

          • Umm… you’ll find your Gastrodon some day!

          • EarthenWarrior

            Move off Water it causes me nothing but grief

          • You’ll find your EarthenEmpress one day

          • Trusk

            Have you ever hade your Kricketune learn Perish Song?

          • EarthenWarrior

            I dont have a fucking Kricketune I hate them

          • Trusk

            You piss of a lot of Pokemon fans with that attitude of yours…

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh should I blindly praise things I openly hate, no if I don’t like a Pokemon I let people know

          • It’s ok to be friend zoned sometimes because sometimes your making a mistake (or always in my case)

          • EarthenWarrior

            No it’s not ok, I still miss her…

          • What happened to her? You could always try again

          • EarthenWarrior

            She’s gone, nobody knows where she is and how to locate her, she’s probably with someone right now, she was always with some guy (or girl)
            She was the only one who actually shown interest in my weirdness
            But she’s gone now…

          • Well you gotta get back out there you can find someone there is always someone out there for someone (Online dating could help too)

          • EarthenWarrior

            All those stupid dating sites make me pay to even reply to people
            I’m just not meant to find love

          • Nah everyone can I will one day and so can you.

          • Trusk

            Finding true love is not meant to be rushed. You need to be true to your heart, find the one person that you feel will make you whole, and make sure it is at the right time and place.

          • This actually is very very very true and heartfelt high five for summing it up better! 😀

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m more concerned with finding someone who’s not gonna toss me to the curb after learning about the 80 billion things wrong with me, I don’t want to burden anyone with my issues

          • Ehh not that much is wrong with you tbh

          • EarthenWarrior

            You poor fool, there’s scores of problems with me mentally and physically it’s not even funny

          • Same with one of my Ex-Crushes

          • Ultron

            I guess, I just don’t want to infringe on their relationship

        • Just tell them I’ve missed way too many chances and it feels terrible so don’t be me and go get’em!

        • If it comes up in conversation again, try to mention that you’re not aromantic so it seems natural in the convo. If you’re not comfortable telling him then don’t force yourself to.

          • Ultron

            That’s basically my plan. I’m pretty good at steering conversations, but not in obvious ways.

  • Zero Self
    • Ultron

      Seraph could probably solo

    • Trusk

      I kinda have the hots for Maylene. Rather attractive. Rrrrrrooooooooow.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Ithsme and Seraph can hopefully pull through together. Just watch out for Psychic and coverage moves.

  • Ok so I think I may start a W2 Nuzlocke, but some questions…
    -Do fishing and surfing count as finding the first Pokemon on a route: as in just the first Pokemon in the water is the only one you can catch?
    -Can you catch events like Braviary and Jellicent?
    -Do different rods count as finding as different Pokemon or the first one you find fishing the only one?
    -Can you catch Legendaries like Virizion?
    – Do I have catch Purloin on Route 1 because its the demonstration Pokemon?
    -Should I do for names Marvel Super hero’s? Or Other Nintendo characters?
    – If I’m in Dark Grass and find 2 can I catch both Pokemon?

    • Haxford

      – fishing and surfing count as the same
      – events are separate encounters
      – different rods do not count as finding different Pokemon
      – legendaries are events
      – demo catch does not count as an encounter
      – what you like best
      – i don’t know, i guess you’d have to choose

      • Dang it at least I’ll catch Braviary now for the team then

        • Trusk

          God! Somebody in The Pokemon Company bring back the Dream World please.

    • – Yes
      – Yes but only if you havent caught anything in that area
      – No
      – Depends on the rules you choose. I plan on catching them so I can transfer them to Gen 7 but I cannot use them
      – No
      – Your call
      – You can choose which pokemon you want to catch if there are two

      • Dang well good thing I’m going with Oshawott

      • examples:
        I didn’t catch any pokemonon the route so I could catch Sudowoodo

        I didnt catch anything in Dragon’s Den so I could pick up the gift Dratini

        • Haxford

          well it depends on how you play it
          some rules say that static encounters are extra encounters

          • Nuzlockes are just a bunch of self-imposed rules so yeah, its up to you. I like keeping them as a normal encounter though because it means you need to think through your potential encounters

          • Trusk

            I saw a Nuzlock video before. If your Pokemon faints in battle, then the player takes it to the pc and gets a stronger one.

          • Trusk

            Thanks, Paula (that’s my new nickname for you by the way) 🙂

          • why though

          • Trusk

            Sorry, my mistake, I mean you said you are a huge fan of Earthbound. Speaking of which, when are they going to release a new Earthbound game. I wish for it to be a reimagining of Mother 2 with new characters and the classic battle system, like that of the old Final Fantasy games.

          • They’re not going to make a new Earthbound. And why would they abandon their perfectly fine unique battling system in favor of a significantly more bland system

          • Trusk

            I would not call it bland. Besides, the battle system they had for the SNES is far from unique, it resembles that of the Dragon Quest series.

          • … did you even play the game?

          • Trusk

            I was kinda scared of playing it to the end, or even going near it. Did you not see the final boss…?

          • Yes. I’ve played it. He’s spooky.

          • Trusk

            Do you even know what a reimagining of a game or series is? I do, even though it is hard for me to explain.

          • yes

          • Trusk

            The entire series deserves an all-star reimagining. How would you know if they will not make a new Earthbound? I could be remebering it erroneuosly, but, remember the time that they said they would not make a new Metroid Prime game since Corruption? Guess what, they teased Metroid Prime 4.

          • Earthbound sold terribly in the US upon release, Shigesato Itoi isn’t working on games, Mother 2 is perfectly fine on its own and Nintendo shows no interest in it. Pretty safe to say it isnt happening.

            Mother 2 is a masterpiece and it really doesn’t need to be re-imagined.

          • Trusk

            Mmmm…well just grin and bare it.

  • Haxford

    Where is everyone? It’s quiet while it’s pretty busy around this time usually

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Yay 2 trash can Rotoms! I caught the second in a Timer Ball for Heat Rotom.

  • I’m going to be a f*cking troll cause I’m going to use after getting past the first gym Dunsparce (the route to Virbank City is different then to Floccasy ranch so i can try for my wittle Sewaddle first then go for Dunsparce)

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • Oh I’ll catch more if it dies… you can do that right?!

        • Trusk

          No way, no fucukin’ way, tell me you’re not taking a shot at Nuzlock? You’ve got guts.

          • Well some here are already I think I want to even though I may be defeated easily

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Only on a different route as your first encounter I think.

          • Good thing they appear everywhere Audino appear! (Which is like every grassy route)

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I wouldn’t waste too many captures on them, it’s a Nuzlocke and you may find it ridiculously hard if you do that.

          • True I already know one Pokemon I will try most for… Sewaddle

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You have to be very careful. At least with Sewaddle I think you can also catch Swadloon later.

          • Yeah hopes for a few particular finds

            Floccasy Ranch- Riolu or Mareep
            Route 20- Sewaddle
            Route 19- Patrat
            Virbank Complex- Magnemite

            … F*ck route 21 doesn’t exist! I have to wait earliest of Route 12 for Dunsparce!

  • Hey for Nuzlocke’s can you recatch the same Pokemon if the first one you caught dies?

  • EarthenWarrior

    Siiiiiiiiigh, another lonely night. My brothers are out and my parents the same, I sit alone in my gazebo in the rain and darkness, the rhythmic pounding of raindrops on the roof and the humid breeze wafting through, I feel like heading in but lost the enthusiasm to make it happen. The rain dies and rises devoiding all forms of sounds, I sit in my gravity chair staring into the ceiling with occasional lone drop finding its way in my eye, I want to go inside to eat but we have nothing, so why bother going in. It gets darker by the minute contemplating weather not to sleep here for the night probably not since I have work the next morning, it’s times like this I wish I had somebody to accompany me in the secludedness

    • WRITE A NOVEL

      • Exactly write from your heart and emotions and you can make it big

        • EarthenWarrior

          I shall invoke the dark will of Lord Sriz’gonal, his 1000 sins shall plague this pitiful existence for all eternity until the comet of gelzelmashu will give birth to the lightweilders and vanquish his shadowy reign

      • Trusk

        I would draw whenever I am bored, even if you fantasize a little.

        • EarthenWarrior

          All I do is live in a delusional fantasy

    • Trusk

      You can take a trip to Arcade Odyssey to make new friends there. I believe that their is no limit to the number of friends you can make.

    • Wow that’s deep… have you ever thought of becoming a writer? You could be really good at it!

  • On one hand I really want Ultra Sun and Moon info but I also want more surprises .-.

    • I want maybe one to three new forms or Pokemon then I’ll be good or a complicated feature explained to some detail early so we can understand it better in game

      • I want 20 new pokemon and or Alolan forms

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I think he means revealed before the game, not just in it.

  • Well I’ll be changing my avatar and name soon I’ve bonded with a Pokemon today and I’m really loving it and will draw an avatar for it

    • If it’s dunsparce I’ll block you

      • I hope that’s not a serious threat…

        • Maybe it is.. maybe it isn’t 👀

      • EarthenWarrior

        That goes triple for me

        • I’m now worried if this is a legitimate threat or if you guys are joking…

          • I’m jokinnggggh

          • EarthenWarrior

            Since when are my threats empty?

          • Good Point

          • Literally Always

          • EarthenWarrior

            Since when

          • Since ever

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well I physically can’t assault people over the Internet can I, you know I wish I could

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Around 100% of the time

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well it’s that time again, I don’t feel like sleeping but my disgusting body needs all the energy it can get, work is gonna be extremely boring as always and the E3 Hype is cold and dead nothing to look forward until next month’s corocoro
    I spent nearly two 3 hours in the dark and rain, I wonder if anybody else is doing that right now and contemplating the whereabouts of her soulmate
    Night…

  • Golden_Flygon

    Damn this remix is clean:

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    Back , what did I miss?

    • Golden_Flygon

      Not 2 much

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        Good
        I’ll start reposting fanmons again tomorrow

        • Golden_Flygon

          Nice, I might do the same as well. I totally forgot about that legendary quartet I was posting when the direct was announced XD

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            XD trueee
            I know Earthen is going to hate this one

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            Mine I mean

          • EarthenWarrior

            I wonder why, fairies or something stupid or poorly thought out

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            Regional form

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh God pray tell what abominations

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            I’m not spoiling
            But you’ll hate it regardless

          • EarthenWarrior

            Only if it doesn’t makes 110% sense

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            That’s physically impossible because something can only make 100% sense

            Of course you don’t like any regionals so

          • EarthenWarrior

            Only because they don’t make sense half the time
            I’d hate them less if they made more sense and are actually thought out, I mean half the time fan regionals are stupidly overboard just to give new types and abilities and just say fuck it to the reason why

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            My yanmega was evolution, too lazy to type it all out but it involved adapting to the environment and the regionals being a more primal state because they actually thrived in the regions enviroment

          • EarthenWarrior

            Wait is it just an evo or regional?

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            REGional

          • Trusk

            I hate to agree with Earthen, but another reason why I hate Pokemon Sun and Moon is that you cannot obtain the normal forms of certain Pokemon under normal circumstances.

        • I have rewrite mine again, but good news salvaging the best ones and going to reboot them to be better (We are getting a Snowman folks!)

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            Ayyyyy

          • Mostly cause I looked and realized… I have a snowball… wtf is that it evolves to so tearing its evolutions and name to now make a Snowman that starts as a Snowball

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            AYYYyyy, snowball
            I snowball bunny

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            *i got

          • Oh I remember that one sounds cute!

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            Thank yuuuuu >w<

    • Mad Fidget Spinner tricks

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        Who was playing on Kid Cobras stage?

        • Charles Styles Mystery Diners

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            Oh shit

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Don’t know if I should go for Modest or Bold Wash Rotom, it’s for doubles.

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      Always defensive on Rotom

      • Monkeyfuzz

        OK thanks 🙂

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          Yw :3
          I always saw him as more of a doubles mon

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I’m probably teaming it with Dugtrio for the Tiny tournament so it can avoid Earthquakes nicely.

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            Oh sweet od

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            *god

          • Ooo Nice move! Those two should fair well together

            I won’t be entering on a count that I have no good sweepers ready or competitive in general

          • Except Shinotic and A.Raichu thanks to you 😉

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh yeah did you use them as they were or re-breed? I named the Pikachu because I wasn’t sure.

          • I was going to rebreed them idk why I just like to use Pokemon that have my Id on them, but I will definitely keep them for training and to switch off in competitive fights

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah I am the same with mine. I like to have my OT unless it’s an event ‘mon and I have no choice.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I’ve bred most of mine over the past few days. I have Chandelure, Toxapex, Azumarill and probably Kartana too. I know it probably isn’t a great team but I like all of them.

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            I got my boi Bruxish

          • Monkeyfuzz

            What to do? Are you using Dazzling?

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            Strong jaw, it’s a trillion times better
            Psychic fangs are stupid strong

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh cool, I haven’t ever faced one I don’t think.

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            It’s a god

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I thought it wasn’t meant to be good, what set do you use?

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            Life orb
            Max speed max attack
            Strong Jawz

            Psychic fangs
            Waterfall
            Crunch
            A move of choosing, swords dance or Aqua jet usually

          • Monkeyfuzz

            No Ice Fang? I might have to try this set, I’m not a great fan of the design though. Is it Jolly or Adamant?

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            Jolly, too slow for adamant
            Ice fang is a little situational, crunch generally hits more and there’s less moments where you find a mon you can’t do shit to
            Plus, good killer to other psychics like Reuni

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because of that stupid Sharpedo counters everything it’s weak to minus bug but it’s still stupidly hard to revenge kill without priority

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            i never struggled

          • EarthenWarrior

            You never struggle with anything because in your little world you can counter anything

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            I mean I’ve legit fought it one time, it’s not common

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well half the time it with my NU team or UU team which lost Slurpuff and Pangoro which countered them perfectly
            Technically Rhyperior can counter it with Metal Burst only if rocks and spikes are gone and I don’t flinch

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            *singles
            Why did I type doubles

      • EarthenWarrior

        Disgusting

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          Because rotom wash is meant to sweep XD

          • EarthenWarrior

            I should’ve never existed
            Should’ve stayed Electric/Ghost and doesn’t need levitate while in forms
            It just so freaking annoying barely any weakness stupidly bulky, access to wisp and pain split
            It doesn’t deserve all this it needs a nerf
            Like only regular form gets Levitate while
            Wash gets Water Absorb
            Mow Harvest
            Heat Flame Body
            Fan Motor Drive
            Freeze Refrigerate

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I can’t get pain split on it as I wanted to breed it in gen 7 so it could retain the Dive Ball. Really only Rotom-W and maybe Heat are any good. The Levitate thing is to retain a link to its’ ghost form.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well it’s only a ghost only when it doesn’t have a machine vessel to inhabit
            I just want that stupid thing to get a downgrade

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It loses the Ghost type, it’s still a ghost, albeit one in a state of physical possession.

          • EarthenWarrior

            You just contradicted yourself
            Loses ghost type
            It’s still a Ghost

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It is still a ghost, that is part of the design, like how Decidueye can still fly even though it loses the type. If Pokemon could have 3 types I’m sure it would retain the type itself.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well at least if it was Electric/Ghost/Water it can have its weakness to Ghost and Dark back which means knock off city

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah I think that would nerf it considerably.

          • EarthenWarrior

            I all want is more options to kill this thing otherwise it can just absorb blows and heal with pain split, cripple with wisp and just a super powerful stab Hydro Pump

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well there are quite a few counters. I tend to hit it with strong neutral attacks. Knock Off still ruins its’ longevity. Grass attacks if you can fit them on usually finish it fairly well. Toxic also helps and Taunt. Sleep is a less reliable option as is confusion.

          • EarthenWarrior

            There are very few Grass types I would use
            Mainly Breloom or Tangrowth

            At least back in the day Ol Seismitoad used to stop Washtom in its tracks
            You couldn’t use Volt Switch or Hydro Pump and though could burn him he’s a special attacker

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You can just use Grass moves, don’t need the type.
            Part of your problem is that you play by smogon rules so are limited by tiers. I don’t really so I guess that’s partly why I see it as less of an issue.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well what grass moves could I possibly get on non grass types
            You think Crawdaunt can just get power whip or Energy Ball on a something not grass
            And a non stab move would never kill it entirely

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You don’t have to always 1HKO. Grass moves don’t have great distribution I agree. Part of the problem may also be your choice in Pokemon. But as you don’t like to budge much on those Idk what else to suggest.

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            Why would a lawnmower get harvest?
            Admittedly Fan retaining Levitate is bullshit and I would want it to have speed boost just because it needs SOME sort of benefit

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well I say that because it’s not a plant and wouldn’t benefit from chlorophyll and seeing how a lawnmower just munches up whatever plant matter in its way I thought harvest would be appropriate

            And Fan was hard since I won’t let it have gale wings but unlike other forms this one has a motor so why not motor drive take in thunder waves and get speed

            Seriously this thing needs to go down a couple pegs, if Gengar can lose levitate so can a washing machine

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            Just buff Fan

          • EarthenWarrior

            And nerf wash

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • EarthenWarrior

            Too fucking bad, Levitate makes most immune to type ground and that’s bad for me

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            Annoys Earthen: Broken and unbalanced
            Earthen: Finds Garchomp okay
            Yeah m8

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well how many Pokemon have levitate
            I only run Garchomp as a mega in Monotype

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    Me: Shit! Helix has crappy defaults
    ARMS: here’s a Chilla and an electric homing explosive arm
    Me: thanks m8

    • Guess the game really lended you a hand there

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        XD seriously though, the ARMS combo is nuts

    • Govnah Skiddo

      I suck at arms

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        I did at first but I learned
        Who do you main again?

        • Govnah Skiddo

          Kid Cobra

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            He’s an Upper A tier, extremely good

  • @SeraphICantReadYourNameItsTooLong

    What’s the worst fakemon you’ve ever seen

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    I have a fanmon who I feel like would work better as one type but it would overlap another mon that appears in the same area

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Many Pokemon of the same type combo appear in the same areas. Normal/Flying being a common one.

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        True but this is a unique combo

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Can you change the other one?

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            Nope

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Do they both need to appear in that area?

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            Yep

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I guess just do it if it really fits that type. In the end people choose what they like and the area in which it is found, at least in-game, becomes largely inconsequential after you’ve caught it.

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            yeah….
            I mean I’m thinking of changing ones type, because one seems changable, just a little less fitting

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Personally I’d prefer it fit the ‘mon. The location would change in future regions if it were in a real game anyway. Also it makes sense that 2 creatures might develop the same typing in the same area.

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            True

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    @BigGuyI:disqus Try to get the Megawatt, it’s the best heavy arm in the game

    • EarthenWarrior

      I have it and I immediately hot killed by the Ninjara and Min Min, it’s painfully slow and easy to dodge

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        Huh..

        • EarthenWarrior

          What difficulty do you play I do 4 and higher

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            4 m8

          • EarthenWarrior

            I bet only fast characters who never have trouble hitting things and getting out of danger

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            Helix does too

            And he’s rather slow

          • EarthenWarrior

            But he can flubber his body out of attacks, unlike MM who is always under constant threat of being hit

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            But he’s considered B, just barely above C and is slow as shit, MM is just slow as shit. He’s the only one really like that

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well he’s the one I like and it’s not fun to lose

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            He’s the lowest tier, so get used to it unless you can learn to adapt with him
            Fyi, Helix is called the hardest character to play for a good reason

          • EarthenWarrior

            I guess I just won’t ever play anymore
            I can’t beat Hedlok anyway

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            nah Hedlok is legitimate bullshit
            Just learn to adapt

          • EarthenWarrior

            You can’t adapt to being constant grab bait, I mean you see how bad his dodging is

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            I do, what arms do you use?

          • EarthenWarrior

            I just have starting arms and the electric one I stopped playing after being emotionally broken down
            I tried picking it up today and immediately got Ninjara on the first round and was grabbed 6 times

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            Do you use only heavy arms?

          • EarthenWarrior

            I hate that Pheonix thing so one rocket thingy and the electric
            It just didn’t help one tiny bit

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            So just heavy? That explains a lot

          • EarthenWarrior

            I just said the thing that shoots three rockets and the megawatt

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            Ohhhh
            Hmm, how slow is the rocket? I haven’t used that one

          • EarthenWarrior

            Slow and doesn’t hit anything
            I just need to play and play on lower difficulties to build up my playstyle I haven’t been doing it since I got other shit to do
            But I kid you not I was stuck on Hedlok from Saturday to today until I ultimately forfeited….

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            Hedlok is shit
            Honestly you may need more arms

          • EarthenWarrior

            Which costs money and you only get money from winning
            Look I’m gonna stop here, I’ll try to play more the week and see what happens i got a busy week
            Work
            Splatoon
            Wow
            Minecraft
            And other shit I gotta put up with

  • Nintendo Switch firmware update

    Register a channel to receive News for specific games To register, head to News > Find Channels
    Add friends from your Nintendo 3DS and Wii U Friend Lists To add friends, head to your My Page on the top left of the Home Menu > Friend Suggestions
    Receive notifications when your Friends go online To turn this ON/OFF, head to System Settings > Notifications > Friend Notifications
    Find paired controllers within communication range by activating the vibration feature To search, head to Controllers > Find Controllers
    Change the user icon order on the Home Menu To change order, head to System Settings > Users > Change Order
    Select from 6 new Splatoon 2 characters for user icon To edit your user icon, head to your My Page on the top left of the Home Menu > Profile
    Change the system volume from the Quick Settings To access Quick Settings, hold down the HOME Button
    Lower the maximum volume for headphone or speakers connected to the audio jack To lower the max headphone volume, head to System Settings > System > Lower Max Headphone Volume
    This settings will be ON when Parental Controls are enabled
    Change display colors to Invert Colors or Grayscale To use this feature, head to System Settings > System > Change Display Colors
    Connect a USB keyboard to the dock to type whenever the keyboard is on the screen
    Use the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller via wired communication by connecting the USB charging cable To enable, head to System Settings > Controllers and Sensors > Pro Controller Wired Communication
    The NFC touchpoint on the Pro Controller will be disabled while the controller is using wired communication.
    Update connected controllers To update, head to System Settings > Controllers and Sensors > Update Controllers Added a feature that suggests deletion of software data when insufficient space when downloading other software
    User save data is not deleted
    General system stability improvements to enhance the user’s experience, including:
    Resolved an issue that caused game software updates to fail and prevented the software from starting
    Improvements to prevent unintended HDMI input change with certain TVs while the console is docked in Sleep Mode

    • most important: Improvements to prevent unintended HDMI input change with certain TVs while the console is docked in Sleep Mode

    • EarthenWarrior

      Boring technical mumbling

      • not really actually

        • EarthenWarrior

          To me nothing really is a game changer

          • but you can find lost controllersssssss

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well unlike everyone else I keep all my shit together and rarely lose things unless somebody else touches them and they never do

  • People think that FNAF, Undertale, and Steven Universe have bad fanbases but dont even talk to me about that when the DaddyOfFive Youtube channel has a fanbase. A fanbase literally defending abusive parents.

    • Hayley Waalen

      I like Loud House, It has a very good fanbase

  • MenacingCascoon

    Update on Nuzlocke.
    I literally barely survived through Victory Road. I had to avoid Trainers! My sole survivor was my Jabu (Poliwrath). I only have 6 pokemon in Total left.
    Jabu (Poliwrath)
    Heather (Noctowl)
    Baile (Lombre)
    Quagmire(Quagsire)
    Bash(Pumpkaboo)
    Le0(Wartortle)
    These re my last 6 pokemon, and its time to take on the league. If I lose once, its all over! Wish me Luck!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      At least evolve Lombre. You should probably level grind first if you can.

      • MenacingCascoon

        Oh This was just a report on my final 6 pokemon (every other pokemon is dead). Im definitely grinding them all to 67

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh, well GL. Can you evolve Pumpkaboo?

          • MenacingCascoon

            Yea thankfully

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Maybe teach it Flamethrower? You might need it against Wikstrom.

          • MenacingCascoon

            !! Didnt know it could learn that! Im gonna need it thanks!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It gets that and Fire Blast but I’d guess you’d prefer the accuracy and PP.

          • Trusk

            Yeah.

          • Trusk

            I would definately teach Flamethrower to an Electric-type, like Manetric. That would send his Steelix or Alolan Dugtrio straight to hell.

    • FedEx

      What games you Nuzlocking????

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    Tbh the hardest part of arms for me is timing rushes

    • ShinyXatu

      Just do it immediately after you dodge your opponent’s punches (particularly with both arms). The closer in range you are, the better the outcome should be.

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        I do that and I still screw up

    • EarthenWarrior

      I feel it’s next to impossible due to the AI’s psychic readings

    • Ithsme?

      Tip: To do a rush well, fake a grab at the opponent at rush immeadiately before it reaches them. It distracts the AI as well as fakes out real players.

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        Huh…. I see

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    Tip: NEVER throw both arms out at once against a Ninjara unless they are unable to block or warp
    Doing this makes you an easy target

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    Likin Byte and Barq a ton

  • I like Dairy Queen’s M&M blizzards because when you finish one there are a bunch of M&Ms that culminate at the bottom of the cup and its amazing

  • ShinyXatu

    I feel like I almost forgot about Ultra Sun and Moon already due to the Pokemon Switch news and everything else from E3. They definitely did a smart thing by holding that Pokemon Direct, but they really need to bring that hype back. I feel like with Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon people are focusing a lot on the far future rather than what we’re getting in less than 5 months (which is actually great, it means Nintendo is doing something right)

    • Daedardus

      It will come soon, no worries. Just give it a month.

  • Dicie

    Did my first attempt of Grand Prix earlier with Ninjara on difficulty 4… had some insane games and really awesome saves, even if I had to repeat the final boss three times. The AI is no joke. I can’t even imagine what a difficulty 7 would be like…

    • Trusk

      Morning Dicie!

  • Shady
  • Deerlia

    Good morning~
    I wanted to share something i made:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/46a47efff38b5de0013b6bf3b405d843b9532a9a94e96bad3b009ec62c8ae4af.png
    It’s an idea i got from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, it drives Evil and ill-willed
    Pokemon mad with power, and is Fueled by… I wonder who~?

  • Zero Self

    Oh god I’m buddying first year pupils someone get me some vodka and coke stat

    • Deerlia

      Diet or regular?

      • Zero Self

        Regular, I don’t skimp calories with my alcohol

        • Deerlia

          Hmmmm, we’re out of regular, but we got regular Mtn dew~

          • Zero Self

            Ooh nah I don’t want to be bouncing off the walls

          • Deerlia

            Fair enough, if you change your mind, I’ll be around, my deer~

          • Zero Self

            Might take up the diet if there’s no alternative XD

    • Daedardus
      • Zero Self

        *offended*

      • Trusk

        Uh, I think you have gonne a little to far, buddy…

  • Kathrynlsmith

    my best friend’s step-mother makes $85 hourly on the computer . She has been fired from work for nine months but last month her pay check was $17089 just working on the computer for a few hours. see it here ++++++++++
    ➜➜➜http://www.TopUSAGlobalJobsThinkPrime/Wage/Home….
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    • Daedardus

      Did her boss make her pregnant or something like that?

      • Daedardus

        Also, isn’t it amazing that the only people doing these ‘jobs’ have breast size 95F or bigger and always wear revealing clothing?

        Like, if I was trying to scam people, wouldn’t I better use some profile pictures of well-kept people in business suits?

        • FedEx

          Ditto.
          Also 95F would give me nightmares LOL

  • Good Morning folks! How are y’all today?

    • Trusk

      A little groggy, but still full of energy.

  • Butter Geek

    What gender is Gowther? Everybody refers to Gowther as him, but he has a lot of feminine traits

    • Trusk

      Dunno…

  • Hey guys I anyone remember this song
    https://youtu.be/GNM6R6QV9vo

    • Trusk

      One of the more recent Muppet films did a reprise of this. I liked that one better.

  • Trusk

    It’s kinda quiet this mornin’. What the crud? Is everyone else still asleep? Pretty soon I might make a comment that will wake everyone up. Does it even work?

  • EarthenWarrior

    Nrrrrghhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzz *Fart*
    Morning Turdsacks

    • Trusk

      Whoa! Didn’t know you just woke up!!!

  • Butter Geek

    Ideas for the Sound type pokemon:
    Existing pokemon:
    Whismur, Loudred and Exploud-pure Sound
    Noibat and Noivern-Sound/Flying
    Igglybuff, Jigglypuff and Wiigglytufff-Fairy/Sound
    Chatot-Sound/Flying
    Chingling and Chimecho-Sound/Ghost
    Kricketot and Kricketune Bug/Sound
    Meloetta-Sound and Sound/Fighting
    Bronzong-Steel/Sound
    New pokemon:
    Boombox pokemon-Sound/Electric
    Eeveelution-Sound
    Echo pokemon-Sound
    Blue Whale-Water/Sound

  • Ultron

    I played Arms last night and it’s actually pretty fun. I like the Grand Prix mode. I think so far my favorite fighter to play as is Twintelle. And I can kinda see what people are saying about grabbing being a bit OP. It seems to break through shielding, which idk if I like

    • Trusk

      I don’t have the Switch, but…if I were to get the game, I would pick Min Min as my first choice. The ramen hottie (heart eyes)! Plus she would have an amazing set of arms. I kinda wanna go all out with air attacks!

      • EarthenWarrior

        To think I was the only one with a lebido

        • Trusk

          Woah! Easy there, cowboy…

      • Ultron

        I actually like her a lot too. She was giving me some trouble too

  • EarthenWarrior

    Graaaack I’m so freaking bored
    Another 6 hours of boring ass work, we need some USUM info or even a date of information would suffice
    Also my new boss is annoying and constantly hovering over me which I don’t like

    • LordofSnails

      I am surprised that we didn’t get any USUM footage at E3, but I am hoping that this means that they are going to a similar information campaign as SUMO. I am expecting Corocoro to start having USUM stuff next month, and I also speculate that we might start getting small mini trailers the beginning or end of next month, to allow gamefreak to have enough time to properly advertise and hype up USUM. Most of my friends aren’t getting USUM, but I am getting both versions. I think there might be some hype worthy stuff.

  • Zero Self

    Damn Maylene was easy, Kuppo, Percy and Seraph pulled through just by spamming Confusion, Bullet Seed and Thunder

    • Trusk

      Well done!

      • Zero Self

        Thanks

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Really? I remember having a lot of trouble with her.

      Or were you overleveled? 👀

      • Zero Self

        I’d say overlevelled, my teams around 34~

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Oh wow, still couldn’t save shady :[

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      What can I say? I’m a god

    • Zero Self

      Fml I jinxed it, Shady the Houndoom croaked it

  • Well I got it spent 13 bucks but I got Mimikyu https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5c1b80257942aef202154588a2cca8347dc987e6b3bf47da3f61bfe7090f4895.jpg
    And bought one of the Z crystal packs of Bug, Dark and Ghost

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I have seen no Sun/Moon merchandise here. I want some Alola ‘mon figures too.

      • EarthenWarrior

        I just want tomy figurines

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Yeah I don’t know why I haven’t seen any.

      • I got really lucky on this most are over priced Littens and Rotom then this just popped up at Barns and nobel on friday and i couldn’t risk it

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I think shops here are still stocking XY ones for some reason.

  • Butter Geek

    Gonna post my version of the Warhog fakemon @BigGuyI:disqus

    • If he didn’t already hate you, I feel like this will be the breaking point imo

      • Butter Geek

        Oh, he hates me already! And I enjoy that.

        • EarthenWarrior

          You really are a troll
          You’re just one of those lowlifes who likes being hated

          • Trusk

            You’re the one to talk…

          • EarthenWarrior

            How

          • He does get hated but it’s for stating his opinion not for stealing other peoples ideas or possibly trashing someone else

          • Trusk

            He does it a little too often…

          • Butter Geek

            Oh, I started enjoying it right around that flame war about Alolan Raichu few months ago.

    • EarthenWarrior

      That’s my idea, I’ve had that for years

      • Zero Self

        Yeah I’m gonna side with earthen on this one it’s kinda shitty to do that

      • Yeah I admit that isn’t very nice to Earthen especially since its his most beloved and signiture one

      • Butter Geek

        It was a typo.

    • Zero Self

      Do you mean a warthog or Earthen’s actual Fakemon? Because that’s just an unnecessary dick move tbh

      • Butter Geek

        Warthog, it was a typo. I don’t want to mess with Earthen too much!

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    Me: Okay! I got a lot of fanmons to make tonight! Lemme just ope a doc for each and
    Wifi: nope, fuck you dude

    • Oh that no good sounds like my data when trying to check my grades at school

    • Zero Self

      Why don’t you just sue offline docs?

      • I will sue the docs!

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Don’t act like a Mary Sue :p

          • EarthenWarrior

            I should bonk both of y’all

    • EarthenWarrior

      I just put them in notes, I should make a word file and put down stats moves and all that kinda gunk

  • Zero Self

    Togekiss can learn Drain Punch and Machamp can’t

  • Well I think I’m going to start my White 2 Nuzlocke today

    But theme of Marvel Super Hero’s or Nintendo Protagonists?

    • Butter Geek

      marvel

      • Then my Starter shall be Rocket the Oshawott

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Rocket is bae 👍

        • Butter Geek

          Name it Namor. Rocket should be a Zigzagoon.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Marvel

  • Butter Geek

    And btw I’ll get my first drawing tablet tommorow! I downloaded FireAlpaca

  • Trusk

    If there is anything that will make me forgive the Sun & Moon anime’s crappy animation, it will be a certain scene from the episode in which James gets his Marinie. At least Lana gives us a little fanservice.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Lana……. fanservice……..

      Dude…

    • Lana is like… 9

    • Butter Geek

      I hope you’re not over 18, or calling Lana fanservice is reaaaally creepy.

      And also, what’s wrong with Sun/Moon’s animation? It’s good, it matches the style of this series

      • Yeah like… from what I’ve seen the animation is fine. It’s just a different style but the old style wouldn’t fit with the layed back tone of the show

        • Butter Geek

          You don’t watch every episode?

          • Nope. The Anime just doesn’t intrest me. It hasn’t since gen4

  • EarthenWarrior
  • Golden_Flygon

    Getting ready to post my third member of my legendary quartet

  • EarthenWarrior

    Bored I need ideas
    I kinda want to work on my Grass/Electric Sea Anemone
    Anenemi
    The Alluring Pkm
    Grass/Electric
    Natural Cure/Suction Cups HA: Regenerator
    It is a tubular sea anemone with a magenta and green coloration with a single blue eye, multiple legs that keep it rooted in the sea floor or the ground ( they’re amphibious) on top they have a gigantic cluster of pink and green tentacles and three special tentacles that have a glowing flashing bulb that entices prey with hypnotic colors and wavy motions, and a unseen mouth lies inside it
    “Capable of living both underwater and on land it sways its tentacles to lure prey in, once close enough it delivers a powerful shock to stun the prey long enough to consume it”

    • Butter Geek

      SEA Anemone… and it’s not a water type?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Stunfisk

      • Zero Self

        Why isn’t Deci Flying
        Why isn’t Stunfisk Water

        Dude this is a game where a rat can shoot lightning from its ass

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          Tails are not asses

          • Zero Self

            I don’t care, I’m just tailing him to calm down

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            #tailsarenotasses
            #tailrights2017

          • #gatekeeping

          • Zero Self

            #housekeeping

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            #gazebokeeping

          • #vankeeping

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            #ifeveryporkchopwereperfectwewoudlnthavehotdogs

      • EarthenWarrior

        Because it is amphibious
        It can be found either in the water or on dry land

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I always wanted a Pokemon based on this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrewsarchus maybe you can do something?

    • I remember I had one of these once but it was scraped during one of my Major scrapes

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      I swear this is at least the fifth time you posted this specific fanmon

      • Zero Self

        Didn’t you spam Scooby Doo memes?

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          But they were different ones each time with one exception ;3

          • Zero Self

            And they all sucked 👀

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Savage

          • Zero Self

            U know it kid

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            Soooooooo?

          • Zero Self

            Everyone gets to spam

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            I know, I wasn’t criticizing I was questioning

      • EarthenWarrior

        No….that’s Warhog
        I’ve done this one twice

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          I swear it’s been more
          I mean I like it but hmmm

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’ve had Anenemi on the brain for a while

    • I love the name so much

      • Zero Self

        S A M E

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Oh that’s a cool Mon and concept :0, but I’m not sure about the name “Anenemi” tbh

      • Zero Self

        What it’s like the best pun

        • Monkeyfuzz

          It’s also how children might also already say Anemone so I think it works well.

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          The “nene” sounds weird to me for some reason

      • EarthenWarrior

        But it’s literally an enemy to anything

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          The pun is top notch, I just don’t like the way is pronounced, but other people seems to enjoy the name soooo

  • Well I’ve started out my rival is none other than Thanos

    • Monkeyfuzz

      That’s quite the opponent you have.

    • Should’ve bee Joss Whedon

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    Can we stop disquis? I’m not trying to lag this much

    • It’s much faster if you go to inbox>click “view in discussion” on a post in the newest article>sort by newest

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        Hmmmm

  • OMG! These are the exact words he said
    “I am Thanos, I am searching the world for something important.”

    Searching for a weapon to kill me probs.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Infinity Stonesss

    • OK BUT WHY THE HELL HIS HE LOOKING FOR HIS SISTERS PURRLOIN AND NOT HIS OWN PURRLOIN DOESNT THAT MAKE IT MORE PERSONAL CUZ HIS SISTER CAN GET HER OWN DAMN PURRLOIN

      • Zero Self

        His sister is like 2 tho

        • True!

        • I don’t care I was playing Pokémon at 2 she can get it her own damn self.

          ::3

        • Sunny

          And he is one of a league of 10-12 year olds taking down evil organizations. I am pretty sure the 2 year old could catch the Purrloin herself.

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      A way to get out of MVC infinite

      • Govnah Skiddo

        with on disc dlc

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          All of which are fan favorites minus Sigma

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    My computer is labeled with having impressive battery life yet it lasts 20 minutes without a charger on a good day

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Maybe you do a lot of things on it that drains a lot of energy

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        Even when I don;t

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Then the battery must have problems

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            Or y’know my life is such a lie that the computer is draining itself

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    Can we talk about how the German name for carnivine is Venuflibis
    and how that is a perfect name

  • I’m going to be on a 2 hour plane ride tomorrow to New York and I may not be able to bring my 3DS.

    What movies should I download on my phone from Netflix?

    • Butter Geek

      Look who’s Back. I regret watching it only a little bit.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Airplane mode duh
      Also there’s this one movie I kinda like “Hell and back” it’s pretty funny

      • Butter Geek

        that’s why she said download, not watch

    • The movie “Grown ups”

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Kurusu pls

      • I hope you’re kidding

        • How about Guardians of the Galaxy Then? Or The Simpson’s movie, those are good movies

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      If you have a friend, Fan 4 to make fun of it

      • That’s where you’re wrong kiddo

        I have no friends 😀

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          Hmmmm
          Same mostly tbh
          JUST BELIEVE IN Y OURSELF

    • Zero Self

      You watched the Keepers? That shitll keep you occupied for ages

    • Ultron

      The Babadook

  • Ok What should I name my Male Purloin?

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    I’m very confused as to Carnivine got Levitate over something like Chandelure

    • Zero Self

      Because Carnivine is better

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I don’t think Chandelure needs levitate tbh, its abilities are good enough

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        It just make sense to me

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          But here’s the trick

          Pokemon doesn’t make sense

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            True

          • EarthenWarrior

            That’s not entirely true, yes the idea of it as a whole but some Pokemon retain a sense of modest realism to their origins and lore

  • ShinyXatu

    So there’s this cryptic SEGA Twitter account. It’s looking like they’re teasing a new console (I never thought I’d say that…)
    https://mobile.twitter.com/SEGAForever

  • Son of a b*tch I found Sunkern and not Swaddle! Well come here Groot!

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      YOU SHOULD HAVE NAMED IT SUICIDE

      • Why?

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          I had a Sunkern named Suicide
          It would be to honor it m8

          • Mines a Marvel Hero one tho but nice name!

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            True
            Thanks XD
            Its cause I got it in a nuzlocke and wanted to kill myself when I got it

      • So what? We some kind if suicide squad?

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          That’s not teh reference

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    Pokedex Number: 116
    Venacious
    Classification: The Bloated Pokemon
    Height: 6’06
    Weight: 789.3 Lbs
    Type: Poison
    Ability: Sticky Hold/Thick Fat (Hidden Ability: Gluttony)
    Stats:
    HP: 120
    Attack: 79
    Defense: 100
    Special Attack: 79
    Special Defense: 100
    Speed: 35
    Base Stat Total: 513
    Pokedex Entry: This Pokemon is said to be constantly hungry no matter how much it eats and will constantly stuff its mouth if given the opportunity. If food is taken away from them, they will violently expel a noxious acid from their mouth. Due to their overeating, they have grown much heavier and are unable to move very well. There have been some cases where a Venacious eats so much at once that it suffocates before swallowing what it was currently eating.

    Evolves Level: 39

    (Earthen would love the females ;3)

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      And this is a Swalot Evo BTW

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Venom+Voracious (appetite)?

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        Yep, that’s exactly what it is

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I like it. Also I feel Swalots’ stats are low enough that an evolution is OK.

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            Indeed, it’s around Dusclops’s level

          • EarthenWarrior

            I hate that it got an evo, nobody uses Dusknoir and Evolite just makes it a ginormous pain for physical attackers

          • Zero Self

            But Dusc got it before evolite existed

          • EarthenWarrior

            True but seriously Evolite just causes nothing but head and heartache
            Always the Chanseys, Porygon2s and the occasional Piloswine never freaking dying

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Knock Off ruins them all. As well as switching items with them to something damaging or move trapping like Toxic Orb or a Choice item.

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’d say slows them down, they still have the boosted defense for the turn and they’re always packing recovery moves, and I’ve never used trick switches they never really fit my teams

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Trick switches can be hard to pull off tbf. I think if you’re playing doubles a Knock Off followed by a status move or taunt could work.

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            it’s cause Dusknoir has balls for an HP stat

    • EarthenWarrior

      Well I do like women that can consume nearly anything

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        ;3

        • EarthenWarrior

          Not fond of the acid tho…. That’s one thing I make sure won’t work on me if given the chance

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            I see

          • EarthenWarrior

            I mean once you’re dissolved that’s it game over

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            Yep

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    Pokedex Entry: 108
    Mega Masquerain
    Classification: Eyeball Pokemon
    Height: 3’11
    Weight: 23.9 Lbs
    Type: Bug/Flying
    Ability: Storm Eye
    Stats:
    HP: 70
    Attack: 60
    Defense: 110
    Special Attack: 112
    Special Defense: 82
    Speed: 120
    Base Stat Total: 545
    Pokedex Entry: Masquerain are known as a prime example for natural Mega Evolution. Despite the massive change they undergo, Masquerain barely struggle to attain this form. They are able to handle moisture much more efficiently from previous evolutions and are commonly seen during storms. A weird energy eminates from the eyes on their wings. This energy seems to prevent electricity from damaging them much.

    Storm Eye: Reduces damage from electric type moves done to user by half, flying type moves are raised by 2.0x for the user, user cannot be paralyzed.

    I need to stop, I read somewhere that Masq and Araq are counterparts (It actually lines up perfect, different times of day to appear and same stat total) so I decided to make them as such

    ….meaning guess who’s getting a mega

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      #flyingtypewaterbubble

  • Monkeyfuzz

    What Top 10 creatures that you want a Pokemon based on? they can be extinct and/or mythical too. Feel free to include a picture or wiki so we know what it is.

    Mine:
    – Andrewsarchus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrewsarchus
    – Megatherium https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatherium
    – Qilin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qilin
    – Golden Lion Tamarin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_lion_tamarin
    – Griffin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griffin
    – Thorny Dragon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorny_dragon
    – Merlin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin_(bird)
    – Gastornis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastornis
    – Gorgonops https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorgonops
    – Common basilisk https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_basilisk

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      Huh I actually did one of these

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Which one?

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          Thorny Dragon

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh what type did you make it? I thought maybe Steel/Dragon or Ground /Dragon.

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            rock dragon for moi

          • Monkeyfuzz

            What was the design?

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            It was a thorny dragon mixed with gold really

    • EarthenWarrior

      It’s like one of those things where you can have anything you want and draw a total blank

      I want to see
      A real Ice/Fighting yeti
      Rock/Ghost Gargoyle
      Fire Bull Starter either pure fire or Fire/Ground
      And my Ground/Fighting type either the incredibly perfect Mud Wrestling pig or something big and beefy (and a shit load of attack)

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I think we are overdue a Rock/Ghost type and a Ground/Fighting one. I think Crabominable is as close to the yeti we’re getting. I like the Gargoyle idea, surprised we don’t have one yet tbh.

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          Tombstone Rock/Ghost

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah, I also think a Medusa type thing would be good.

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            Yeee

          • EarthenWarrior

            Ripper

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            I already made mine so

        • EarthenWarrior

          Mine is called Grimgoyl
          Rock/Ghost
          Intimidate/Levitate HA: Dry Skin
          Basically a large stone gothic beast with large wings, they are active during the night and before the sun rises they select a perch to sit on all day. They say if your home or building has a sleeping Grimgoyl resting on top it’s good luck

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    And finally
    Pokedex Entry: 106
    Mega Araquanid
    Classification: The Water Bubble Pokemon
    Height: 5’11
    Weight: 180.8 Lbs
    Type: Bug/Water
    Ability: Water Bubble
    Stats:
    HP: 68
    Attack: 130
    Defense: 122
    Special Attack: 50
    Special Defense: 142
    Speed: 42
    Base Stat Total: 545
    Pokedex Entry: This Pokemon is able to Mega Evolve only when the bond between it and its trainer is at its absolute peak. The immense strength it gains upon evolving will have violent consequences on the trainer and the Pokemon if one of them is unprepared. It is theorized that the color change the bubble on its head undergoes is due to the mass amount of energy it possesses. An attack from this Pokemon has the force of a tsunami.

    Aka, metagame murder

    • Earthen’s new hatred of it begins

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        XD indeed

      • EarthenWarrior

        Well I can still hit it with Aerodactyl’s Stone Edge
        And Spore it

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          For reference, it lives a Stone Edge from Terakion

          • EarthenWarrior

            Aerodactyl is 6 points stronger
            And the defense is just absurd, and you’re on my ass for op stats

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            I know :3
            Trust me on this, the HP stat makes it much lower than it actually looks

          • EarthenWarrior

            I don’t trust anyone

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            Do calcs if you need
            I might lower it in the future

          • EarthenWarrior

            You could lower it now, or get rid of water bubble, why not water veil
            And its entire body is encased in a watery gel

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            The whole point of Araq is to have water bubble
            I probably will lower Defense, but not by a large margin
            Like ten points or so and move em into SpeDef

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Water Bubble is too OP for that attack stat imo.

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        I know it is :3
        But I actually did calc this, the attack stat matches up exactly with its choice band set
        Basically it’s choice band Araq with physical defense

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I guess since it can’t hold an item it’s not as bad. I still think Water Bubble is too strong an ability as it is.

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            It would be if the mon weren’t Araquanid
            It absolutely needs it
            It’s only RU, keep that in mind
            This is just banded Araq’s damage (does exactly as much) with defense

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    That should be all my fanmons for now, I’m currently working on a few now

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      Myeeeh they got zero attention XD
      Besides Kurusuuuuuu (thanks m8)

  • Butter Geek

    Anyone here likes House md?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’ve watched it all.

  • Hmm what to name a Female Mareep that almost killed Black Panther? Scarlet Witch?

  • OMG DANNY PLAYING OVERWATCH ON GAME GRUMPS YEEE

  • Zero Self

    What’s your favourite fanmon that you can remember than someone else here made?

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      I dunno so many choices…
      Yu?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmmmmm I’m fond of the one I made for Butter
      Guffang which was a Dark/Ground Hyena

      • Zero Self

        But you made that

        • EarthenWarrior

          So?

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            Read the question again

          • EarthenWarrior

            *stares at it until the words re-arrange themselves into something praiseworthy*

            I still like the name

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        That’s cheating

        • EarthenWarrior

          What are you gonna do about it, bitch

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I’m going to bitch about it :]

        • Trusk

          Don’t let him get to ya. And it turns out that StarStorm is still a kid.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            lol I’m not getting mad at Earthen, I’m kinda joking :p

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      What’s your fave?

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • EarthenWarrior

        What about Woofukong?

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh yes I remember. I liked that one alot.

          • EarthenWarrior

            A shaolin baboon with extremely heightened sense, fighting blindly so they aren’t distracted by anything, but if they open their eyes they are overwhelmed by all the sights and sounds they go into a destructive frenzy

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yes, I like that last part alot because of how it relates to how real Baboons act.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Actually truth be told Baboons aren’t naturally aggressive
            They only fly into rages when they’re scared or threatened, usually if it’s mating season

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah but I mean it’s adapted from that. It uses that and changes it up to suit the rest of the design.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The one that Star made, it was based on some sort of alien that was found in the woods 👽

      • :000000

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          You got noticed :]

          • what ive always wanted
            (ಥ﹏ಥ)

      • Trusk

        You mean the mythical Flatwoods Monster?

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Yep

    • Zero Self

      Ngl it was one of earthens ones because of how much I liked the name

      • EarthenWarrior

        Malisocrat?

        • Zero Self

          No but I do like that one

          • EarthenWarrior

            Hmmmmm what type was it

          • Zero Self

            Not sure, all I remember is that I really liked it

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      yay I’m no ones favorite

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        (giga super depression)

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          Jesus fuck I’m sensitive

          • EarthenWarrior

            Yeah I think you broke your brain last week

          • Trusk

            Same goes for StarStorm. Letting our past incident haunt her.

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            Can you please explain why you’re here?

          • Trusk

            To talk about Pokemon.

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          (hugs) but I still can’t make favoritesss

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Well, your apawllo is my second favourite :]

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          That wasn’t even mine….

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            That was someone elses

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Ops :/

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            Yaaaayyy im no favoritesssss

  • Well update from my Nuzlocke
    Place- Floccessy Ranch
    Rocket- Oshawott lvl.8
    Blk.Panther- Purrloin lvl.5
    Groot- Sunkern lvl.5
    Storm- Mareep lvl.6

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Be careful in the poison gym

      • I’m super Hoping for Magnemite in the Complex to take over this team its name will be “Iron Man”

        • And the Braviary later in the game is Cpt.America

          • Sunny

            I just noticed that you are going for a Marvel theme. Nice.

      • Trusk

        I could only imagine that body Roxie has underneath that big shirt.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          No, she’s like 12

        • Stop

  • @spectralseraph:disqus

    • Trusk

      That was dumb…

      • thanks for the opinion

        • Trusk

          I understand how you feel…but you didn’t have to butt in. That conversation was between me and Monkeyfuzz. Anyway can you show me the Pokemon you drew up, pretty please?!

    • Daedardus

      Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
      We got some banning to do now
      Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
      We need less spam from you now
      Come on Scooby Doo
      I see you, pretend you got a meme
      You’re not fooling me
      ‘Cause I can see they way you shake and scream

      • Just accept the Scooby memesss

        like i have

        I dont know when this happened but it hass

      • Sunny

        This is literally the scariest theme song I have heard in a long time. Kudos to you Daedardus.

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Saying “now” twice count as a rhyme?

        • Daedardus

          Where have you been in school all this time?

          • Trusk

            That’s a question you should ask StarStorm. Heh heh heh…

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Poetry wasn’t one of the things I was good at

            Heh

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      ZOINKS IM HERE

  • EarthenWarrior

    I gots an hour left
    I leave this for you Seraph
    https://youtu.be/9g931LC43MQ

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      Zoinks

  • Daedardus
    • o dang woah

      • Daedardus

        Be sure to read the title well 😉

        • BAMBOOZLED AGAIN

          • Trusk

            Guess you’re not trained after all.

    • Trusk

      Well call me a twat! Thanks buddy!

      • Daedardus

        Those are Metroid Prime 1 Dolphin shots, you know that right? I said it in my comments :).

        • Trusk

          (sweatdrop) Sorry let my excitement get the better of me. I kinda knew something was off.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Ehhhh

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        THE COMMA PLACEMENT

  • This will never happen but I would love if each pokemon or at least every fully evolved pokemon could wear Necrozma armor. That would be so rad

    • Trusk

      Where’s is your sense of common courtesy to the developers?!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Joltik with half of Necrozma attached XD

  • Butter Geek

    What if gen 8 (pokemon switch) will have an UK based region with a Fire/Fairy bipedal unicorn warrior as a starter?

    • Sunny

      Well I would say that is reaching since they have kind of kept with the Chinese zodiac theme each generation.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Based on the horse Zodiac I assume

        • Sunny

          Ohhhh. True. True.

      • Butter Geek

        The dog zodiac is represents by a fox, the horse zodiac could be represented by an unicorn.

        • Sunny

          I forgot about the horse. Yea I agree with Star. I would be hyped for that.

    • I would love it

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’d prefer a Quadruped because we don’t really have quadrupedal fire starters.

      • Sunny

        Same. Don’t give it a build that will make many Pokemon fans fear that it will be another Fire/Fighting type.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          That and I think hoof-hands would look kinda bad.

      • Butter Geek

        That’s why I said bipedal. If GF would want to give us quardupedal fire starters inci, delph and Emboar wouldn’t be bipedal

    • TheMonster6893

      Is a fire unicorn a UK thing? I’m not sure I get it lol

      • Zero Self

        Unicorns are a UK thing, but I don’t get it either

      • Butter Geek

        Unicorns are and the horse slot is free on the chinese zodiac, so I thought abou connecting both

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      A bipedal unicorn…

      I can get behind a bipedal fox, but unicorn?

      • Govnah Skiddo
        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Lol I already miss this show

        • EarthenWarrior

          Reminds me of this character I made in Soul Calibur Five
          Unicorn Man aka Sir Clip Clop
          A towering gallant knight with a horse head and rainbow horn and a rainbow sword
          Despite his horse head he talks about deep brooding honor and sacrifice

    • oh wait bipedal noo

      • Butter Geek

        (I know I’m 20 hours late) But doesn’t a bipedal unicorn warrior sound rad?

  • Dazzling Lunala

    To den to badass princess and Hell in a Shell, Kingdom Battle also apparently has a weapon called Life’s a Beech

    • Govnah Skiddo

      haha i love it

  • Govnah Skiddo

    I love this

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      Sameeeeeeeeee

    • KY- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      I LOVE HO-OH’S THEME

    • Trusk

      This should be Gen VIII post-story. The music I mean.

    • Shady

      Ho-oh and Shredder mix if u know wat I mean?

  • TheMonster6893

    So when does everyone expect the next news on USUM to come? I’m thinking at the beginning of July. I think they’ll jump back on the schedule they had for SM and do a beginning of the month news dump and then have occasional new dumps here and there at other different times.

    • Trusk

      This is what worries me. Fans are starting to rush jack.

      • TheMonster6893

        Rush? There’s really not that much time before it comes out. It’s coming out around when SM came out and we got news on that 2-3 months more than we do now. they have to start saying something about it sooner rather than later.

        • Trusk

          How would i believe that. They probably started working on Sun & Moon rather late…

          • Thats not how video games work

          • Trusk

            Thanks for your opinion…

          • I T A L L C O M E S T O G E T H E R

          • Trusk

            Unlike you, I have experience when knowing those patterns.

          • Thats very presumptuous

          • Trusk

            That’s you…

          • Yeah I am me

          • Trusk

            Yeah you are presumptuous. A dope.

          • You have no proof for that statement

          • Trusk

            Proof? All your pointless comments and your pathetic attemps to burn people are proof.

          • I highly disagree. I don’t burn anything except my self worth away

          • EarthenWarrior

            You need a good schooling in Gamefreak’s data patterns

          • TheMonster6893

            Huh? We started getting concrete news on SM in May. That’s at least a month more than we new about USUM. Do you think they started working on the games right before they announced them? That’s…….not how it works……….When we get the news of the games is completely different from when they started development of the games…..I’m not sure what you’re confused about.

          • Trusk

            Usually they should’ve started working on the next generation halfway through the the current generation. I could tell because the Pokemon Munchlax (Gen IV) appeared in the second Advanced Generation (Gen III) film “Destiny Dexoys”. I think that was the problem with Generation VI and VII. If they would have introduced next-gen Pokemon sooner in the anime, that is how I would know that they started working on the next generation at a reasonable time.

          • TheMonster6893

            Right……..But I was asking when people think we’ll get news on Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon…..Which come out in November…….I’m not talking about the Switch game……..XD

          • Trusk

            No, I am talking about the successor to the 3DS.

          • TheMonster6893

            There is is lol

          • Trusk

            Why don’t you and StarStorm look it up?

          • Look what up

          • TheMonster6893

            I’m confused…are you confused? lol

          • Trusk

            SWITCH REPLACING 3DS!!!!!

          • TheMonster6893

            But……..we weren’t even talking about that…….lolz

          • Trusk

            Oh don’t lie!

          • TheMonster6893

            Ok you’re messing with me right now right? hahaha

          • Trusk

            *sweatdrop and facepalm*

          • TheMonster6893

            Ok now i really just want to know……what part of my original post asking about when we’ll get news on USUM got you to bring up GF making a game for the Switch? I’m genuinely curious

          • Trusk

            Clearly you just talked about a title of the main Pokemon series being for the Switch and you used it for an excuse of that being Gen VIII.

          • TheMonster6893

            Ok bye

          • what about it

          • Trusk

            What did I just say?! Look up if the Switch will replace the 3DS and you will get your damn answer, firespitter!

          • It will eventually though. Nintendo said that about every other system

          • Trusk

            Don’t drag me into another one of your tricks, ya motherfuggin’ tramp.

          • Trusk

            Not falling for it. Next joke you crack, to insult me, I will have you banned. I swear it, dammit!

          • If I could begin to be half of what you think of me, I could do about anything

          • Trusk

            I dunno. Everytime I talk about “finding Pokemon girls attractive” and “clothing”, you show your true colors.

          • pink white and blue?

          • Trusk

            That’s a figure of speech.

          • OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

          • TheMonster6893

            Maybe…….maybe we don’t insult others here ok?

          • TheMonster6893

            I think you’re very confused over what we are talking about hahaha I never once brought up the successor of the 3DS. That being said the successor is the Switch lol

          • Trusk

            You obviously have not read GameInformer…

    • EarthenWarrior

      Well it’s gonna be here in 21 weeks, we gotta get something by early mid July

    • Sunny

      I looked at the release schedule for BW2 on Serebii’s archived news. My prediction based on this is that next month we are getting the names, typings, and abilities of the cover legendaries along with the cover of the games. Then in August we are actually going to get news dumps.

      • TheMonster6893

        I could see that. They do typically start small and then build the month after that. I do think maybe we’ll get a little more tho seeing as USUM aren’t really completely new since they’re 3rd versions, but maybe that’s a counter point to myself even lol

        • Sunny

          I’d say it’s realistic that we will get the news on the a few days two weeks from now.

          • TheMonster6893

            Yeah prolly. again I could see them doing a schedule similar to SM when they announced something at the beginning of each month, but I guess we’ll just have to see lol

          • Sunny

            Yea. I could be wrong and they surprise us earlier or leave us hanging on to the hype train by releasing it later.

          • TheMonster6893

            Nah I agree with you I don’t think we’ll get anything until July fully comes around.

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • TheMonster6893

        Lol what is that even from?

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Crash Bandicoot

          • TheMonster6893

            Ooooooooooh right right right. Ok I’m not crazy versed in Crash Bandicoot characters and whatnot lol

          • Monkeyfuzz

            He needs a new game imo.

      • Trusk

        That reminds me! 10 MORE DAYS TO CRASH BANDICOOT: N. SANE TRILOGY!

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      GOSH DARN IT STAR XD

      • Its the natu shack

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          You definitely bamboozled me :’v

    • Trusk

      At least you have your head straight on something. And that’s good.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      One day I hope they explain in-game where the music comes from.

    • TheMonster6893

      Um……That last song…..the Ghetsis one…..I may be wrong here,but………I’m pretty sure the ending doesn’t go like that hahaha

  • Trusk
  • Zero Self

    What is Earthen’s favourite chemical compound?

    Iron hydride

  • EarthenWarrior

    14 minutes, nothing to do, booooooooooored
    Just wanna go home, do my wow dalies, have a round or three in Splatoon and grind arms

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Go and take a long dump for 14 minutes.

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’m trying but damn this low fiber diet

        • Monkeyfuzz

          You can pretend, just dip some tp in the toilet every now and again for a sploosh and make straining noises should anyone be listening in to check you are OK.

      • Sunny

        It would be 10 minutes now. Still long. But don’t waste your time in there.

        • EarthenWarrior

          But wasting time is my best option when I do all my work and wait for more people to make more

        • Sunny

          I just realized you posted 4 minutes ago. Ha ha. Sorry for the unintentional love update.

  • Golden_Flygon

    Me 4 hours ago: Alright, so I’m going to resume working on Fakemons and my legendaries
    Me now: (watching meme videos) Wait dafaq am I doing right now

    • EarthenWarrior

      Having a mental breakdown

    • Trusk

      Which Pokemon girl would be your waifu? Here’s my top 10:

      1.Hilda
      2.Acerola
      3.Olivia
      4.Roxie
      5.Flannery
      6.Sashay (PBR)
      7.Marley (D/P/Pt)
      8.Allegra (10th movie)
      9.Magma Admin Courtney (R/S/E original)
      10.Hayley (My Pokemon Ranch)

      Honorable Mentions:
      -Lana (Sun/Moon)
      -Mallow
      -Cynthia
      -Maylene
      -Tower Tycoon Gretta
      -Salon Maiden Anabel

      • holy shit dude this comment has nothing to do with Flygon’s comment.

    • Trusk

      Sorry, I just want your opinion.

  • Govnah Skiddo

    Welp cancelled the MvCI Collectors pre order not paying for that garbage

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What’s wrong with it?

      • Govnah Skiddo

        it doesn’t look good to me anymore

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh, is it the character designs or the gameplay?

          • Govnah Skiddo

            the character designs are meh and the gameplay looks alright to me, i wasn’t impressed i dont want to cough up $200 for a experience im iffy about

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Did it include the real Iron Man suit for that price?

          • Govnah Skiddo

            no just statues and infinity stone replicas

  • Zero Self

    Weirdest Fakemon design you’ve ever seen?

    • Govnah Skiddo

      Earthens 😉 lol jk

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        I don’t think it would came out as an insult because weird doesn’t automatically mean bad

        • Govnah Skiddo

          I was called weird as a kid by the cool kids

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Oh :[

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Weirdness is the key to invention. To go against the norm can be progressive.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO
    • The entire Pokemon Quartz dex has Seraph has shown me

      • Trusk

        Quartz and Granite. That should be the core Gen VIII titles. In fact, they should be launch titles of the 3DS successor.

        • ok

        • Zero Self

          But they confirmed core Pokémon RPGs will be on switch

          • Trusk

            Obviously it will still be Gen VII when it comes out. A follow-up of Colosseum and XD Gale of Darkness.

          • main series

          • Trusk

            Colosseum and XD Gale of Darkness are part of the main series.

          • no theyre not

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Spin off they’re

          • Trusk

            She’s right. I meant to say side series.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Core Pokemon RPG

        • TheMonster6893

          But…..the successor is the Switch………

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • honestly its no worse than the bellsprout line

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I didn’t say it was bad, just weird looking

        • Trusk

          There is nothing wrong with the Bellsprout line. I like it because it has high attack power.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      On a serious note:

      http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/178/846/7ae.jpg

      I find these so odd, they don’t match the style of Pokemon at all and they look like they came from a entirely different game

  • Monkeyfuzz
    • Zero Self

      Ooh nice

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The final looks like a Digimon to me, but it’s so cool :0

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Kinda, my favourite is the second stage.

    • Shady

      The final evolution shouldn’t have mouth.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I kinda agree tbh, or at least it could have a defined mouth cloth in front of it.

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    @BigGuyI:disqus Just perfected a Ninjara with a Master Mummy, you proud?

    • EarthenWarrior

      What on level 1 or a incompetent player?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      The best one is the face on that Snubbull in the first picture.

  • Monkeyfuzz

    @BigGuyI:disqus they have this as a Rock type but I think it’d make a cool Ice/Fighting type, what do you think? http://orig14.deviantart.net/4147/f/2013/345/a/9/evolutive_chain_of_cavairy_by_random1500-d6xmb90.jpg

    • that midstage looks really off to me…. the rest are really cool

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Same, I think it’s the Mamoswine-esque face and the fact it’s the whole body.

  • KᑌᑭᑭO
  • Zero Self

    Here’s some Fakemon stuff, just posting for feedback

    Basically, CryptoPokémon are just Pokémon that haven’t been officially confirmed, or still have much unknown about them.

    #???-Brewja (Brew + Bruja, Potion in a Bottle)
    The Concoction Pokémon
    Poison/Fairy
    Power of Alchemy/Clear Body

    Brewja is a species of Pokémon that is currently not confirmed to exist. Sightings are sporadic, but the realistic way Brewja is often described makes it a more widely accepted CryptoPokémon than others.

    Supposedly, Brewja is a fairy creature with a transparent body, the only opaque part being its stopper-like head. It contains a mystifying mixture that is unique to each Brewja, and they all cause a variety of effects. Certain Brewja have been recorded as kind, nurturing souls… Yet others have been described as pure evil.

    #???-Brewjaha (Brew + Bruja + Brouhaha, Cauldron)
    The Cauldron Pokémon
    Poison/Fairy
    Power of Alchemy/Steelworker

    Another, cauldron-like CryptoPokémon, and rumored to be an evolution to Brewja. This connection has been made by CryptoPokéologists who have stated that they are often seen together – and in fact it is believed that a Brewja’s mixture is influenced by its two parent Brewjaha.

    The player’s first encountered CryptoPokémon will be a Brewjaha in Pokémon Acid! An especially powerful Brewjaha will serve to challenge the player as they attempt to enter the Vat of Magic, and the Brewja it leaves behind serves as the first concrete example of the specimen!

    #???-Frixie (Frit + Pixie, Pixie Dust Pestle)
    The Pestle Pokémon
    Fairy/Rock
    Dust Settler/Sand Veil/Sand Stream

    Similar to Brewja, the main scientific community believes that Frixie’s existence is a possibility. Unlike Brewja, however, Frixie does not resemble an object – it skillfully utilises them! This crafty kobold utilises its pestle in order to create ‘Flixie Dust’, its main defensive mechanism. This dust has a random effect each time, inflicting a variety of status effects.

    #???-Iflit (Ifrit + Flit, Pixie Dust Mortar)
    The Mortar Pokémon
    Fairy/Rock
    Dust Settler/Sandglass/Sand Stream

    As it utilises a pestle, and has a similar appearance to it, Iflit has been connected to Flixie. They are believed to gather around other Flixie and Iflit in order to more efficiently make Flixie Dust. Iflit no longer need to use Flixie Dust as their sole defensive measure, but they can utilise what they store from Flixie they work with. They no longer need a pestle, crushing food in their mortar with their bare hands.

    The player’s first encountered CryptoPokémon will be an Iflit in Pokémon Base! An especially powerful Iflit will serve to challenge the player as they attempt to enter the Vat of Magic, and the Flixie it leaves behind serves as the first concrete example of the specimen!

    Too lazy to explain abilities and signature moves rn, just want feedback XD

    • Crypto Pokémon are just pokegods

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Their concepts are pretty similar to Mythicals’, also, I like Iflit :o

      • Zero Self

        Yasssss getting positive reception

        They’re pretty much just mythicals but they’re normal Pokémon

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          So they’re like Bigfoots in the Pokemon world

          • Zero Self

            Ye! That’s exactly what they are

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Ok, why’s your comment under moderation?

          • Zero Self

            No clue

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Someone missused the flagging system 👀

        • Hey why is this comment under moderation?

    • But for real I love the potion pokemon

      • Zero Self

        Yay 😀

  • AuroraLights493
    • TheMonster6893

      I actually kind of like some of them bigger in size. The smaller versions made some of them look a little off. I think the Pokemon page models need resizing in general lol

  • I like how in Pokémon X and Y they change Yveltal from the death pokemon to the destruction pokemon then in Sun and Moon they just go “fuck it” and straight up say that Cosmog could die

    • Sunny

      Pokemon. Since it’s inception, skirting the issue of animal abuse on every occasion.

      • Zero Self

        Is it animal abuse if it’s the embodiment of death 👀

        • Sunny

          No I was really only talking about Cosmog. They censored Yveltal but not a case of explicit animal abuse (Cosmog) being carried out by an adult (Lusamine).

          • Zero Self

            Just kidding XD

          • Sunny

            I was a kid once ; (

            Now I am of legal drinking age (not doing it anytime soon) and have to shave every three days.

          • Zero Self

            Mine isn’t too bad so far so I tend to shave it for the weekends

    • Golden_Flygon

      Pokelogic: Messing with people’s heads since ’96

  • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

    How does Ribbon Girl Quad jump with heels

    • Zero Self

      Bitch they’re called high heels for a reason

    • The same way Samus fights in Smash with heels. Like a badass queen who s superior to all of us so she can actually move in heels like wtf high heels are made for aliens I swear to god

      • Zero Self

        My grandma can walk in cobbles with high heels whilst drunk

        Granny ain’t human

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      She was trained since a young age to be fabulous and athletic at the same, something we consider in our realm impossible

  • Wow Black Panther used Assist and copied Groom’s Grass Whistle -.-

    • Groot not Groom

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Why are you using assist anyways? 😛

      • Better than using Scratch alot

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Assist is very luck based tbh. But anyways, I hope you have better luck with your Purrloin than I had with mine

          • Luck part was Grass Whistle still worked and now Groot is tied for highest level Pokemon with Rocket

  • Literally every Aether Family headcanon
    [Cute, heartwarming stuff.]

    And then canon happened.

    -tumblrr

  • EarthenWarrior

    O_O the latest wow cinematic….
    We are fucked……

    • TheMonster6893

      This is actually pretty great hahaha

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’m oddly intrigued by this game. I want to know if they growvolve

  • https://www.instagram.com/rabbidpeach/

    Rabbid Peach has an instagram

  • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

    How to sum up Arms meta in two words
    “Kid Cobra”

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Until the re-balance nerf

  • Well still in the same area, but

    Rocket- Oshawott lvl.11
    Black Panther- Purrloin lvl.9
    Groot- Sunkern lvl.9
    Storm- Mareep lvl.9

    Think I’m ready for the gym or continue my training?

    • Zero Self

      Is this Gym 1 or 2?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Did you stock antidotes and potions?

      • No I do have a Potion but no Anitdotes but it’s Gym 1

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh Gym 1 you’re fine for.

  • I have to level up 4 pokemon to level 45… uhggggggggggggggggggggggg

    • Zero Self

      Eww

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Grinding in Pokemon is the worst….

      Or in any game in particular

      • especially in HGSS where the highest level wild pokemon are level 20. IN THE ROUTE NEXT TO THE LAST GYM

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          lol what kind of Chinese torture is that >.<

  • Haxford

    Just a regular question: how is everybody doing? 🙂

    • 😮
      I’m doing ok

      • Haxford

        <3

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Doing great :^]

    • Zero Self

      I’m doing alright, not bad but I’m finishing off homework before bed so ehhhh

    • Doing good, none of My Pokemon in my Nuzlocke died yet

      • Haxford

        knock on wood!

    • Monkeyfuzz
    • MenacingCascoon

      Ok, spam! Cmon relevant! Gosh thought you were a mod.
      Im about to fight the E4 in my nizlocke. Wish me lucl

      • Haxford

        it never hurts anyone to ask how they are. i care about people here.
        good luck!

    • Sunny

      I’m very hot. Miami Summer for the second year in the row is too much.

      • Daedardus

        Same here, thursday it’s even going to be like 35 degrees, hardly has ever been that hot around here.

      • TheNintendoChip

        Lol I feel this so much! Miami can get way too hot sometimes

    • TheNintendoChip

      Could be better but I’ll live

  • Monkeyfuzz

    I really hope USUM comes with Move Tutors, I need them.

  • Haxford

    what pokemon that you’ve never used would you use in a new playthrough?

    • I really want to use Misdrevous but I’ve never had the opportunity to

      • Monkeyfuzz

        You could have caught one in SuMo early.

        • Yeah but I already had Mimikyu planned for my team and in USUM, I’m using Deciduye :/

          • Sunny

            Are you buying both versions or just one?

          • Probably only one

          • Sunny

            I was thinking the same. The version exclusives for BW2 matched up with BW, so unless if there is something new that is exclusive to a version; and rare like a Legendary that is only available in this gen (besides the cover legendaries) I am only getting one. Probably US.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Beheeyem And Maractus, I hope I get them in my nuzlocke

  • Nooooooooooo! Black Panthers dead! :'(

    Purrloin
    Life Span: Route 19-Aspertia City Gym
    Lvl.2-lvl.9
    Docile Natured
    Cause of death: First Gym trainers Patrats OP Tackle

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What? It should not have managed that. He is with the Panther god now.

      • What’s worse that Late at was OPAF! Took down Black Panther in one hit and took Storm to Yellow health in one hit

        And yes His father would be proud that he avenged him :,)

    • Due to his brief and sudden loss, I am OP Grinding my team, my goal Evolve Storm and Rocket before the battle in spite

  • EarthenWarrior

    ok i’ve officially lost my Arms mojo
    i can’t even play difficulty 4 anymore i’m just losing way too much from getting bad match ups and so far non of the arms works well with MM
    i got the seekies, tribolt and megawatt and nothing is working, none of the other fighters are sticking, tried mechanica, spring man and B&B and i keep losing too many fights

  • TheMonster6893

    Just watched the new Pokemon anime intro. Interesting to see them use the old intro song again. The new intro also seems to hint at Ash’s Rockruff maybe evolving into a Midday Lycanroc. It could not, but I wouldn’t be surprised seeing as Gladion has the Midnight form. Also really interested to see them show the Totems. I’d really like to see Ash finally go forth and to his usual adventure. I egt they wanted to do something different and I am enjoying the current format, but I kind of wish they’d have Ash start to separate from the school now. It’s clear he doesn’t need to be there so why not have him start traveling again with purpose? I think maybe it’s also a problem that they made so many of the captains students at the school too. When he finally gets to Akala are we supposed to believe that Mallow, Lana, and Kiawe are actually really experienced trainers this entire time and just happen to enjoy hanging out at the school? I wonder how they’ll focus on each trial with that in mind. I made sense that Hala could show him the first trial (altho I wish they had had Ilima do it instead), but with so many trials on Akala I can’t see him having Olivia show off all of them. Anyway I’m enjoying what I’m seeing. I imagine that there will be a new intro for each island (at least in Japan anyway) so that’ll be interesting to see.

  • Ultra Sun and Ultra moon should’ve been Solar Eclipse and Lunar Eclipse

    • TheMonster6893

      I mean……That kind of changes the names entirely doesn’t it? lol

      • yeah but its better. then they could pull a b2w2 and swap the legends

    • Armaggedon16

      They should have been Sun 2 and Moon 2

  • THE ANIMATION LOOKS SO SWEET

    http://i.imgur.com/ihocsIV.gif

    • TheMonster6893

      Yeah the new intro is pretty cool. I’m looking forward to seeing Ash progress more into Alola

  • MenacingCascoon

    Replaying this makes me realize how nice the kalos elite 4 is.just kalos in general the land maerks are just amazing. Starting to like kalos more

    • That’s good to hear I enjoy Kalos not as much as some other regions, but I admit it was amazing to see the game, my big problem was some of the Pokemon being way too over hyped aka:Talonflame
      And not a fan of Gourgeist either

  • Yay my regional Bug and second Legendary are thought out Now! 😀

  • EarthenWarrior

    i’m afraid the right rail on the switch is warped slightly
    i love the system but i’m afraid even hold it tight let alone grip it
    and for the very first time in months i actually opened the card slot

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Is your computer OK? Sorry about linking to that site, my computer blocks bad stuff so I didn’t know. I just went off of google images.

      • EarthenWarrior

        got a stupid fake download trying to weevil its way in

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Did your antivirus block it?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i hope it did

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Did you scan to make sure?

  • I think im goona design a character for a cartoon i probably will never get to make

    • EarthenWarrior

      will it be serious or silly?

      • kinda both. Its about a girl in space. She accidentally unleashes a metroid like space monster and just generally fucks shit up.

        • EarthenWarrior

          i see it kinda like Star VS the Forces of evil mixed in with Samus

          • Haven’t seen much of Star vs the forces of evil but that sounds about right.

          • EarthenWarrior

            hopefully it has a cast of delightful characters

          • I dont know anything about it yet 😛

            Just vague ideas for characters and places

  • EarthenWarrior

    boredddddddd at least i kinda like using Spring Man, i need to get Toasters for MM maybe that’ll help

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Did you try out all the characters yet?

  • MenacingCascoon

    Well I did it! I compleyed my first nuzlocke!. My sole survivors in the end
    Heather (Noctowl)
    Jabu (Poliwrath)
    Both are awesome! They def moved up on my likeable list

    • Monkeyfuzz

      We honour the dead, may their souls know no further pain or unrest.

      Congratulations on your Victory this day.

  • Pink hair because who cares if its cliche.

    Lemme know what I can improve and change!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/08e0de6a79538ecce8c0a42f8f99e64b9c4e4a662ba31132199010ed756c8f17.jpg

      • EarthenWarrior

        not bad, like the peridot fingers
        have you have a name yet?

        • Nope not yet.
          The peridot fingers are also like… literal finger guns. She can shoot out of them then come up close and punch a bitch in the face.

          Maybe she lost her hands? idk

          • EarthenWarrior

            sounds like my last D&D character
            http://i.imgur.com/zU3v2cx.jpg
            she honestly looks like a Zera or Xera

            i’m a whiz at thinking character backstories and powers on the spot

          • looks raaaddd

            little tip. When drawing a character, plan it out with 3D shapes like cubes and spheres so it looks less flat

          • EarthenWarrior

            i don’t do that stuff

          • You should. I was stubborn but when I gave in and did it, It helped significantly

          • EarthenWarrior

            well i’m especially stubborn and i don’t like messing with my formula

          • but it helpps sooo muchhh

  • Hey Butter Geek if your wanting to know about your starter poll I did for you here they are the leads are Rowlet, Charmander and Piplup

  • EarthenWarrior

    soooo during my evening swim i had a revelation
    what will my team be in USUM?
    i’m a very picky team chooser and only my likes make the cut but this region just suuuucked with pokemon
    i mean i pretty much have to pick Litten as a starter, and i just need a Rockruff, and naturally i need a Fighting type, maybe Passimian or Bewear, and Mudsdale is a must and how can i not use Golisopod and Kommo-o

    the dex is just sucky and there’s hardly anything i like and the rule is always use native pokemon

    • Maybe do like… a theme team? That could be fun

      • EarthenWarrior

        nyet, theme teams on a first major playthrough?
        IS MADNESS

    • I say Beware so your team
      Incineroar
      Lycanroc
      Beware
      Mudsdale
      Golisopod
      Kommo-o

  • Monkeyfuzz
    • EarthenWarrior

      one of these days i need a Shiny Golurk
      how long it take

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I was breeding Rotom and it hatched shiny, I’m not fussed about shiny Rotom so I soft reset and swapped this in instead. The Magikarp swap method is how I’d recommend getting it but I have mentioned it before and you didn’t seem to be interested.

        • EarthenWarrior

          i really don’t follow glitches
          i prefer doing things the right way (aka the hard way)

          • Its not a glitch though. Its how the system was designed

          • EarthenWarrior

            sounds like an exploit

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Technically I did? I just swapped it to something I preferred. I still took ages hatching stuff. It’s not like I just hacked it in which would be the easiest way and also the wrong way.

    • TheMonster6893

      NICE!! Golett is a cool shiny. I wish I was still jazzed about shiny hunting……Maybe when USUM come out I’ll get back into it. I think I just burned myself out in gen 6 and then by the time SM came out I was tired and SOS chaining is certainly not the most fun way of doing it. We shall see in USUM I guess lol

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Yeah the best way to get shinies in SM in my opinion is the Magikarp switch method. I haven’t managed a single SOS one yet.

        • TheMonster6893

          I got a handful of SOS shinies, but that get’s old. I also tried the Magikarp switch way, but that went way too long and I kind of HATE having to clear box space. I really wish they would add mass releases to the box. Being able to clear an entire box or even just an entire line would be so helpful.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah, you can mass select so mass release should also be a thing.

    • Nice Job dude! 😀 this reminds me of my first secret rare card being a Shiny Golurk

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Thanks 🙂

  • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

    I might release more fanmons…
    Or maybe I’ll play more ARMS….

    • Ok I say Fanmons but you choose

      • WATCH SERAPH SWOOCE RIGHT IN

        They work either

    • Sunny

      Don’t forget about leg day.

  • MenacingCascoon

    Nothing will be as powerful a the original!

  • Govnah Skiddo

    This is a weird new generation

    • This makes me scared and happy at the same time XD

      • Govnah Skiddo

        Next time someone said Food Pokemon are stupid, show them this

  • I was reminded of something I never wanted to hear about again “Don’t hug me I’m scared”

    • It’s not that scary lol

      • I hate it, it gets way too… Gorey

        And now apparently Amazing world of Gumball is making an episode with the creators of it working on it

  • I finally maxed out my bond with Ann in Persona 5. Not only is she my girlfriend now, but I unlocked her Ultimate Persona too (I’m not too keen on the design)

    • Armaggedon16

      All the ultimate persona designs are bad imo. They don’t fit the characters as well as the initial ones.
      And congrats on picking best girl 😀

      • I really like Seiten Taisei, it looks cool.

        • Armaggedon16

          It’s good, but captain kidd design and lore wise fits the theme of the game and ryuji a lot better

    • TheMonster6893

      Time for sexy time? lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        remember the rules
        Never Fart (it ruins the mood)
        Don’t hump too hard
        Never call out somebody else’s name

      • Armaggedon16

        They save that for Valentine’s day 😉

      • E X T R A T H I C C

        • Govnah Skiddo

          • TheMonster6893

        • EarthenWarrior

          what if i want them extra extra thicc, supersized?

  • TheMonster6893

    Listening to the Hoenn saga intros from the anime is making me yearn for intros to become like how they used to be. Back during the early days (basically from gens 1-3) the intros always gave this feeling of confidence off. All the songs were about trying to be the best(there ever was lol) and heading for the top. Sure they’d mention having friends by the person’s side(Ash’s I guess? lol), but they never sacrificed the idea of shooting to be at the top for everyone to be important and buddy buddy. In much later seasons the intros stopped being about being the best and only focused on being a good sport. I think it really got bad with gen 5 and gen 6 wasn’t much better. That said the last season of 6 wasn’t too bad. Having your friends by your side is great, but when every song is about cooperation and being super happy for the sake of being super happy I can’t get behind that. The intros were supposed to show basically how Ash perceived his journeys. Ash is a super ambitious character so the intros should be ambitious too. I think somewhere along the line the localization team forgot that. I know the current series isn’t quite the same as the old series are and that’s fine. For the first time in a while I actually think the English dub intro fits the anime’s theme and climate. That being said I hope that if they do go down a more serious route in the future they go back to how the old intros used to be. Give them a little attitude. Give them confidence. Give them something that makes not only kids, but also adults feel like they want to be badass. That’s my take on it hahahaha

    • TheMonster6893

      Also I want them to stop being about becoming a hero. I’ve had enough of that it’s time to stop!!! lol

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I have to agree, listening to a compilation video with all of them, the first 3 gens and some of 4 get you pumped up and feeling more confident, like you’re going with Ash to achieve something.

      • TheMonster6893

        Exactly. Much of the later intros feel like they got complacent and now the whole feeling was like there’s no point. I’m done with intros that only talk about trying you best and not pushing through that barrier. It shouldn’t be about doing your best and then being done it should be about doing your best and then pushing to do better than that. Somewhere along the line they just kind of gave up. lol

  • EarthenWarrior

    oh shit things are getting weird
    a Nazi Artifact trove was plundered…and it had a statue of Kek……

  • EarthenWarrior

    new article jump ship

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