Celebrate Lunar New Year in GO!

Woof woof! Happy year of the dog!

From now until February 17th catching Eevee, Poochyena, Growlithe, Snubbull and Electrike will grant you bonus stardust, and reports of Shiny Poochyena are starting to pour in!

In addition, Team Rocket and Team Rainbow Rocket Grunt outfits, from the original games and Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon respectively, are now available for purchase – each full outfit can be bought in pieces, but costs 950 PokeCoins total. Further more, due to server issues earlier today, the Valentine’s Day event has been extended until February 16th.

Sounds like the best time to get out an GO, wear your auspicious colors, and try your luck!

QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Which evil team, across all main and spin off games, has the best uniform?

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1,432 thoughts on “Celebrate Lunar New Year in GO!”

  1. God damn I love gen 5 so much. Never in my wildest dreams did I think it would become my favorite gen of the munch. My favorite Pokemon still come from other gens, but the games themselves are amazing. Just watched the BW2 animated trailer and it reminded me why I love BW2. I’m seriously considering buying White 2 on Amazon so I can play through it like I did
    Black again. It’s just so good. First I should probably finish Crystal tho……Gen 5 has taken away my attention fro other games I really should finish before hand….

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  2. And….Lycanroc’s counter just killed my tank, Metagross, during my E4 wonderlocke. Yet another reason to hate the sh!t character that is Olivia. Thought for sure she would use crunch. I’m so pissed right now.

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  3. Daaaaaamn My battle with Morty went pretty great. I sent out Heracross first to try and at least weaken his first Ghastly. It did the job, but ended up fainting. then I sent out Phanpy and used Rollout. Then it just swept his entire team. In the end Phanpy leveled up to 26 and evolved right after the battle ended. What a great little guy. Or should I say big guy now that he’s a Donphan? hahaha

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  4. I think I just realized something about Infinity War

    One reason why Thanos might now be attacking earth for/with the Infinity Stones might be hinted at in Dr.Strange. Wong says that the Ancient Ones death would spread and become known by those wamting earth, so what if Thanos decides now is a good time to do it and get the stones residing there as the Ancient one who probably could easily beat Thanos is now gone so it will givehim an upper hand. Also explains why a member of the Dark Order specifically targets Dr.Strange in the trailers because he has the powers of her and could be a large threat to Thanos’s plans

    Just a thought, but this actually sounds like a good theory for why IW is happening now rather than earlier

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    • Well, no. It’s simpler than that. Doctor Strange has the time stone and Thanos wants it. The Soul Stone also presumably resides in Wakanda given a large part of the movie seems to take place there.

      Thanos is doing all of this to impress Death

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          • Dormammu doesn’t like being bested though, and there’s a pretty famous run in the comics where Mordo serves Dormy to kill Strange (and the ancient one, but they’re already dead so). I also can’t see them leaving Klea out for too long. She’s Dormammu’s niece and a pretty important character to Strange. They killed the Ancient One and as great as Rachel McAdams is, she’s just a civilian love interest. They’ve got to bring in more females and Klea is their best bet.

    • Oh also should mention that

      There is a likely a year more or less gap between Dr.Strange and Ragnarok (Rangnarok comes probably weeks to a few months before IW in the timeline) well we must consider three other facts
      First being that word may not spread immediately so it may have taken a while to reach Thanos
      Second may be that even if he leaned of it, it may have taken him a bit of time to collect the stones not on earth like the red stone and the stone in possession of the novacore
      Third he may be waiting for all the stones to be seen recently than make his move knowing exactly where to pinpoint them

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      • I wonder if we’ll see him attack Xandar to get the power stone from the Nova Corp. I bet that’s part of how Thor & Co and the Guardians are tied together. Kind of hoping Nova Prime dies to lay the ground for a Nova solo movie.

        Guess there has to be some scene with Thanos and the Collector as well to get the reality stone.

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          • https://www.star2.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/str2_wow0702nova_MAIN_da-e1486383068706-770×470.jpg

            I don’t know much about him, but Nova is a B-list Marvel superhero who they’ve kinda tried to bring into more comics recently. Basically he’s a member of the Nova Corps who fights intergalactic threats and sh!t.

            I think they could bring him in pretty easily after Infinity War. In the comics, Rhomman Day (who is actually the character John C. Reily plays in Guardians of the Galaxy) is the last surviving member of Xandar’s Nova Corps and uses his last bit of life to transfer his power to this New York kid Richard Rider. This instills him with the power of the Nova Force, which is where the Nova Corp draw their powers.

            So basically just wipe out the Nova Corp in Infinity War since Thanos needs the power stone anyway, and BAM you’re set up for a Nova movie.
            The only real “issue” is that they didn’t really show the Nova Corp to have a “nova force” where they draw power from. But I think Marvel could think away around this. They’re pretty smart with their properties.

          • I think the future of Marvel is in the stars. People like space stuff so I say a Nova movie is a good move for them.

      • OH GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

        Literally he is a pain in the a$$ on so many levels. Has moves that drain health easily, those same attacks can render a slightly underleveled Yo-kai knocked out, to continue that quest you have to befriend him (Favorite food is meat), literally an attack similar to Shogunyan’s

        But then again he still is nothing to the most dreadful one. Dame Deadtime first form (In my collection of Top 10 hardest bosses)

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        • Oh god i had to get my friend who’s a master at YW to beat her….

          Right now i’m going around and trying to find some A rank’s to replace some weaker team members. My team is, Jibanyan,High Gnomey,Mirror guy,Faux Kappa,Badude and Frostail.

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          • Your Lucky, my team was when fighting her was Jibanyan, Pallysol, Predictabull, Dracunyan, Swelton and Komiger (I’ve actually used Komajiro in both games on my main team)

            Your team seems to be pretty well rounded with Speed, Physical and Special, but lacks Defense so a wall like Enduriphant or Robanyan might serve well especially with a boost from Badude

  5. Ok why do people complain about Heracross so much? Just looked you can Headbutt any tree in route 30 and have a 30% chance to get one in all except Crystal (where oddly they redid all the trees encounters there)

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    • Well his movepool in gen 2 is hot garbage. Sometimes I wonder why they made pokemon and then didn’t give them decent moves to fit their stat spreads. It doesn’t even learn a good fighting move.

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  6. I’m suprised no one has done this as a comment question yet because of the theme of the GO event, but:
    Because it’s the year of the dog, what is your favorite canine Pokémon?

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  7. If Pokemon was open world. How would shinies work? Also finally we hopefully can have a fully orchestrated soundtrack… And a bigger reigon

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  8. So just found out that Bandai America has lost the license to produce power rangers toys. Very curious since they have been together for 25 years. Maybe we will get a company that will produce zords that aren’t aren’t freaking bricks lol

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  9. It still completely blows me away that Gamefreak set themselves up for a really good story about creation, destruction, & order and did absolutely 0 things right with that premise.

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  10. Eevee is dog confirm? Eevee is dog confirm.

    Confused they chose Poochyena as the shiny when Growlithe has Japanese/Chinese themes and is actually a dog but hey whatever floats their boat

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  11. Yep I give up on breeding a female eevee in crystal. Would have preferred a female but whatever I just want to continue my game already lol will post a team update shortly

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  12. Crystal team update. As I mentioned the other day I dropped out Croconaw for another water type and that water type is Poliwag! Will let everyone play a guessing game on what I will evolve it into I suppose! And my newest team member eevee which I will be evolving into an espeon 🙂 going to run around to get its friendship up enough so I can evolve it at level 16 to get confusion.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8d52f6498a59a88c31e6936154f815b41de04008df6b568b72c9c85a609d8040.jpg

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  13. I truly hate myself sometimes, I barely sleep and yet I’m incapable of sleeping in once I awaken ergo waking up at like 5:39am and not getting any extra winks at all

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  14. it’s been a while and i am absolute plumb dang bored
    Trainersona Bio

    Golisopod
    Gender: Male
    Apparent level: 69
    Location of capture: Alola Route 8
    Pokeball: Net Ball
    Moves: First Impression, Leech Life, Aqua Jet, Swords Dance
    Ability: (Begrudgingly) Emergency Exit
    Nature: Hardy (Really Impish)
    Unique Traits: Shell has numerous scars and scratches (Was close to making it canonically Shiny)
    Personality: Golisopod can only be described as “The calm before the storm” Golisopod is a quiet patient hunter who waits for the perfect opportunity to strike with cataclysmic results quietly sitting even when a battle is underway absorbing any attack with his dense diamond hard shell and when the moment arises he screeches and moves at terrifying speeds to cleave the opponent in twain, he is relatively fresh to my team only recently being trained with for only a year and a half thus not forming any deep bond with his teammates

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    • “Golisopod is a quiet patient hunter who waits for the perfect opportunity to strike with cataclysmic results quietly sitting even when a battle is underway absorbing any attack with his dense diamond hard shell and when the moment arises he screeches and moves at terrifying speeds to cleave the opponent in twain”

      That’s all one sentence. You really need to break it up a bit. It’s hard to read.

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        • It’s not grammar nazi, it’s a legit critique lol. Too many commas is also hard to read, because they’re part of the same sentence. The only way to end a sentence is a ‘!’, a ‘?’, a ‘.’, or a ‘;’ if it’s a list of sentences.

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  15. Well slight update but my Eevee evolved into espeon! Now I can finally train my team up some and take on the ghost gym again. I am thinking I will get espeon and growlithe caught up to 22. And if no one would mind can someone please help me think of a good nickname for my poliwag. Something that fits both lines. Anyways I am off to bed since I haven’t slept yet lol night everyone!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2c05d83fb259e5cefafea242b00927d8f3222ad9e7dad0bd864459052584ef76.jpg

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  16. Okay why the hell is the oceanic museum in ORAS actually the perfect candidate for a school fieldtrip? Holy hell teachers would nut to this

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  17. If you could keep any dog Pokemon as a pet, which would it be? For sake of ease, Mightyena counts in this case because Poochyena is very doglike and its evo keeps some of these traits.

    Also, any dogs you do have: what dog mon do they most resemble?

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  18. I finally got some more time to play on my Switch in the last few days and man Mania is fuuuuun! The boss battles are intense, the music is great and I’m just having a good time with it!

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  19. If Pokemon King and Queen are real, the legends will be a Chinese Dragon and a Fenghaung, probably ???/Dragon and Fire/???, with the secondary types giving them a balance. Water/Dragon and Fire/Fairy would work, but Water/Dragon was already a legendary.

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  20. Jesus tap dancing Christ we got a freaking pack of doges in the Earthen household…… five……five effing dogs…..My mother foolhardily agreed to dog sit her friend’s dogs despite the fact one of them is extremely unpredictable and borderline psycho nearly tearing the other dog (one who he’s known his entire life) to pieces due to some kinda trigger caused by other dogs

    somebody kill me…seriously just do me this one kindness

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  21. So.. how Expansive are the Yo-Kai Watch games?
    I feel like Visually.. they are already ahead of Pokemon. Which wasn’t hard to do seeing as all they had to do is play a Pokemon game and decide what to do differently. Like the attention to detail.. And it would likely take less for them to adapt it to being a Nintendo Switch game.
    But, I feel like because of all this detail, from the little gameplay I have seen, they prefer using the same scenery repeatedly, making you search every corner of it unlike a Pokemon game with a relatively large map you just move from town to town in.
    Does Yo-Kai even have as much Staying power as Pokemon now tho.. like is it’s popularity increasing?
    I don’t hear anyone speculating about how great it would be on Switch..
    In my eyes.. it’s a glorified kids game.. Pokemon may be as well.. but Yo-kai seems for those even younger and less strategy.. .. could be wrong

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      • Guess it’s like any other kids show with a small following… bakugan.. Beyblade.. That thing where u shoot marbles out of a little toy..
        Never could last.. interesting tho

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        • Can Beyblade finally put itself to rest? Never saw the original show, but the revive that was on CN was great… till that started to drag it to the ground (season 3 should’ve ended it, then they added Shogun Steel, Beywheelz and ruined the whole thing)

          This new one on Disney XD I won’t bother cause its probably just as bad

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    • Oh wow.. I just saw the changed they are making on another site.. mentioned below… Wow hmm…
      I feel them taking a more serious turn is putting them in Direct competition with Pokemon. Which is not smart if you ask me.. they will Surely fail now.
      I mean.. it was supposed to be extra silly and less rule based right?
      Why would anyone Chooses this over Pokemon. Wow… Ok. I might actually watch a few episodes of the new season now tho.. seems interesting..
      The ugly mons are even more Ugly tho :///

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      • I mean it’s definitely a game I suggest to Pokémon fans

        They shouldn’t try to compete because they can’t win, Pokémon has a much longer fanbase and one of the biggest one the planet

        They should stick to what they already were doing from the start. Make an original game that can hit big with kids and if possible could grow into a high grossing game

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    • Umm firstly Yo-Kai Watch isn’t like Pokémon its a similar RPG, but I vastly different in many ways

      They don’t span as wide an area as Pokémon does (which does a whole country/region) Yo-kai is based in 1 city in the first and adds two more in the second (the third is brand new as it happens in America and Japan).The only thing wrong is that adapting to Switch will need to rework the battle system (which I doubt will work if they don’t change it because it just doesn’t work without two screens)

      They do make you search the whole place, not one place is left out of having quests, story, etc.

      It’s growing mildly now, but at one point before SuMo it was preferred at time for the Yo-kai mascot Jibanyan to appear at children’s events over Pikachu (Can’t find the exact evidence, but I remember what I read). Heck it till the most recent one actually beat every Star Wars movie in theaters (Japan only) with their movies.

      Yo-kai Watch seems more for a younger audience, but competitive is much harder and imo much more fun than Pokémon

      Why? Well because any Yo-kai can be pulled off as a great competitive one not just a few like in Pokémon and requires luck and skill at what works best with each other and to be able to pull off feats that way (Unlike Pokémon you can’t crunch the numbers)

      It’s a formidable game that I hope lives to see more and more games to come (sadly its more Japanese style puts off many Americans and sales are poor here so)

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    • Don’t tell me what I know fool. I never said I did. I said I only have seen a little of the gameplay.
      I actually have seen the movie.
      And therefore do know something and More than you.
      Don’t Ever put words in my mouth or you’re asking for trouble.
      I think I told you Don’t respond to me at all. Step off!!

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  22. so it has come down to the most saddest part of any series, the series finale
    i truly loved Dragons Riders of berk into defenders of berk into race to the edge, a magnificent series on one of my favorite dreamworks movies…

    the series finale 2 parter……. i told myself i would be upset that the story is over but i gotta see it to the very end…..or until How to train your dragon 3 releases on….March 2019

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  23. #8: Life is Strange Before the Storm

    Well this was certainly a surprise. After a year without a Season 2 announcement, I kinda just figured Life is Strange had run its course. It was a great, if flawed adventure game and it struck an emotional chord in me that I really didn’t expect from a game where the main character unironically says “Are you cereal?”. But come E3 and we came to learn there was a prequel on the way starring the side character Chloe Price.
    I was optimistic because I loved the game (the title of witch I will condense to LiS for convenience’s sake) and I loved Chloe, but a part of me was still skeptical. LiS’s main mechanic of turning back time was a huge aspect of the game to be thrown out. The turn back time mechanic allowed you the freedom of changing immediate choices if they turn sour, they also gave you moments where you had to pick the lesser of two evils where no matter what you picked, it doesn’t turn out as you want it to and you are left wondering if that was really the right choice.
    Further impacting the game was the fact that it WAS a prequel and if you played the original (which if you really want to get the most enjoyment out of this game you will have wanted to play the original) you know the fate of both of the main characters, Chloe and Rachel. none of your actions can have too much of an impact without messing up the canon.
    LiS had the facade of an American highschool drama while hiding a deeper and darker world in the town of Arcadia Bay full of murder, drugging teen girls, and very questionable dialogue. As Innuendo Studios pointed out in their video on The genre of LiS, (https://youtube.com/watch?v=19xgdLF5agU)with that bubble burst, how could they pull it again with another game without it being predictable
    So as I headed into Episode One, I was very interested to see how they tackled these very damning. Pardon the length of this review and stay with me. I really like this franchise and I think this game is worth playing to learn from.This may be more of an analysis more than review but hey, I wanna talk about it.

    Spoilers

    Before the Storm makes up for the lack of a turn back time mechanic in two ways. The first may be subjective but I found that it gets you in the mindset of Chloe. Since her character is already pretty fleshed out by the original, I enjoyed acting out situations in ways that I may not have if I was playing as Max. I usually try to be nice and good to people in these sorts of games but not so this time. This is enhanced by the backtalk mechanic which leads me to the second thing to make up for the lack of time travel… back talking. Sometimes during conversation, an option appears that lets you “talk back” in order to get what you want. Selecting it will leading you to a sort of “minigame” where you need to pay attention to what they say and select the option based on certain lines. I think this is a great idea and gets you to think fast because it introduces a timer when the rest of the game’s choices don’t.
    While I love this idea, it could’ve been executed better. Firstly, the choice to start backtalk is marked by an icon. I feel like if it was left unmarked, then being greeted by the backtalk GUI would be a surprise and you would have to stay on your feet during conversations. These sequences should also be more common instead of only a few times an episode.
    Onto the topic of story, which is important because this game is basically an interactive story so needless to say it needs to be good.
    So how does Before the Storm solve the issue of genre? Well firstly, it wastes no time letting the player know that this story is about the shady side of Arcadia Bay. Chloe is already wrapped up in it anyways and by the very beginning of Episode 2, she is expelled from Blackwell Academy. Before the Storm instead focuses in on the relationship of Chloe and Rachel and the ghosts of their pasts. While Chloe grieves the loss of her father and pushes against her mother’s boyfriend David becoming a bigger part of her life, Rachel desires to uncover what her parents are hiding.
    Their relationship is extremely executed too. Rachel, a shining student and theatre star is a foil to Chloe who couldn’t care less for school, its rules or any authority really. Both take a little from each other and push the other out of their comfort zones. Chloe and Rachel skip school a day and through circumstance, Chloe is put into the spotlight with Rachel in the school play. The scene proceeding the performance sticks out to me the most as it is just such a fantastic character scene. It completely seals them together despite them knowing each other for only a short time. There’s an energy felt between them as they laugh about the situation they were just put in and it tops off with a choice that really establishes how you see the relationship as a player. You could ask for a tattoo, but if you aren’t heartless you would ask for her bracelet or a kiss. From then on Rachel’s story with her parents kicks off and by now you are totally invested in her. I feel like Rachel is truly the strong point of the game.
    While Episode 2 is extremely strong and I would consider better than some from the original, Episode 3 feels just sort of anti climactic. Non of the plotlines feel like they were tied up in a satisfying way. The game really needed another episode. There were really great ideas like the idea that Rachel, the star actor of her school, could really just be using Chloe to get what she wants. This is given a throw away line in episode 3 but it never leads to anything.
    Rachel is also made absent for last half of the series which is a choice I really don’t understand because the ending confrontation would’ve been made even more interesting if she was present and I think could’ve made for a much more satisfying conclusion. I think they wanted to have a dramatic difficult choice at the end but even then, neither choice leads to a particularly satisfying ending.
    I think the game could’ve really contested with the original LiS if it was just given more time. Characters like Mikey and his brother don’t really seem to have a conclusion, they sort of do, but not quite. Much of this game is “coming close” to something. It comes close to posing an interesting question about drug addiction, it comes close to creating a theme of trust and a theme of parent figures but again, just not quite. It’s kind of unfortunate. There is supposed to be a fourth bonus episode coming out but it takes place after the end of Before the Storm so I can’t see these issues getting a chance to be resolved.
    Some random thoughts… I really like the two new friend characters. They bring out Chloe’s friendlier side and the DnD segments were fun even if they could drag on a bit. Any scene with Nathan Price was completely heartbreaking and really adds to the tragedy of his character. The amount of work put into the journal entries really surprised me. They really inform Chloe’s character and gives you further insight to all the stuff she’s going through. Rhianna DeVries had huge shoes to fill replacing Ashly Burch and did a good job. She’s a bit more of a vulnerable Chloe which I think fits considering the spot Chloe is in as a character. Finally, I feel like they still need to work on the animations. I don’t think the original had great animations but I don’t remember being this stiff.
    Overall, there is enjoyment to be had here if you are already a fan of Life is Strange, otherwise I’d say just try the original. It may not be your style but I still consider it the better game. I am glad I played it, I just hope Season 2 can recapture what made the original so interesting.

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    • Yeah it’s definitely a big change for them. The toys will really be interesting to see. I wonder if the quality will be better actually. After the legacy Gold Ranger fiasco I’d hope Hasbro does a better jobs with future figures.

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      • Hopefully they do. I haven’t picked up any Zords since Dino charge because of how they decided to handle the Auxiliary zords in Njnja steel. That said I am patiently waiting for legacy in space zords. Really want the Astro and Delta Megazord. Love that combination so much

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        • I bought my (adult lol) bother the Japanese Kyuranger zord and it was crazy to see how different the Japanese versions of the toys are compared to the US ones. Hopefully Hasbro see that the quality should match their Japanese counterparts.

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          • That is my main hope! I remember how much better the older zords were as a kid. Animus from wild force comes to mind. That thing had so much detail to it and looked like it stepped out of show. Then the Dino charge zords had little to no detail in it. Just the front mainly. Back was completely bare. And I am betting Kyuranger is our next series.

          • Yeah it likely is. From what I’ve seen of the Japanese show it’s a lot of fun. And yeah the older toys from back in the late 90’s to early 2000’s were pretty high quality. I remember that actually had metal parts like the legacy ones now do. Not sure about how the regular zords are for the more recent series as I haven’t bought PR toys in like forever hahah

          • Yeah they aren’t the best. The dinocharge zord that I owned had zero detail on the back. Like it was completely plain colors. It was offputting to me.

          • Yeah that’s lame. From what I’ve seen on shelves the newer toys are pretty lame and a little TOO plastic-y. I’d partially blame the shows for that tho since I feel like a lot of the shows make the zords based on what they think they can make into toys, but even still the newer stuff isn’t great. Hopefully the Hasbro stuff is good.

          • Yeah I am not a big fan of the Mecha in ninja steel. Now the next two shows that could potentially be our next power ranger show I love the Mecha. Kyuranger and Lupinranger vs Patoranger

          • REALLY interested in Lupinranger Vs Patoranger. It’s such an interesting idea that they haven’t done before (I don’t think?) and should bee cool too see.

          • If they do it for the series here they could do what ninja storm was ordered finally suppose to be. Look up power rangers Hexagon

  24. This is a new supposed leak from someone doing translation for switch games:
    https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/34906895

    Info:
    >Battle “arena” with exclusive items
    >Regional dish Kottu is spicy
    >Region is island or pinensula named Meania
    >Grass type “snorlax” that people make fun of
    >Some type of collecting element
    >Jungle boy named Silvan is timid and probably manipulated by the villains
    >Not unreasonable to be released late 2018, announced in March
    >Starters described as follows:
    ” I heard females have bigger ears ” , ” You can tell it has fire in its eyes ” . ” I always get confused… Is it its real face? “

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    • This guy is incredibly detailed. If he’s fake then he’s keeping track of his Sh!t. Assuming it’s the same person from last week he’s either telling the truth or the guy made sure to write down notes to keep up the charade. How he describes it is a lot like how I’ve heard translation teams work. Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this turns out real. If not then gotta give the guy props.

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  25. ughhhhhhhh this is getting close to 3 weeiks of SRing, i am this close to just buying silver or gold on my brother’s DS just so i can trade over another shiny Gyarados and merely glitching a second one but timid or modest……….seriously this wasn’t meant to take so long….i am spending all of my time LISTENING TO ILEX FOREST AND THE INTRO FOR 2 WEEKS THIS IS SO BLOODY HARD ARRGRGGGHHHH WHY AM I WORKING MYSELF INTO THE GROUND FOR SOMETHING THAT WON”T EVEN HAPPEN

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    • Turn the sound off and do something else like watch something as you do it. You only need to look down as the battle starts to see if it’s shiny.

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      • yeah and constantly hit A which is a chore, and may i remind its full odds thats a one in two million chance with no modifiers

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          • and the worst part is i can’t stop…….i just can’t stop….this is all i know……and all for what a Shiny Wimpod that may or may not ever come…..i bet Star isn’t toiling in eggs as we very speak so she can make good on her end of the deal……..and i still have the stupid Shiny Celebi i originally glitched sitting in my boxes but of course i was too stupid to remember the damn Nature modifier or the sheer fact i could’ve easily lied to her and said it was legit but nooooooo I just gotta be honest and sincere since i’m so effing nice and generous

          • You can still do the shiny glitch too in silver. I’m sure she appreciates your efforts and will make good on her end of the deal.

          • yeah but it kinda annoys me how much harder i’m working, she hasn’t mentioned once of actually MMing one, meanwhile i’ve spent all my free time doing this just for her

  26. HOLY EFFING XENU i didn’t get it and apparently SRing still adds to Activity Log and i’ve spent at least 90 hours SRing since my in-game is like only 16 hours and it says 113:45

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  27. It depresses me that Venonat loses Compound Eyes upon evolution, I’m loving the Poison Powder+Supersonic combination so far in Omicron and after finding out it loses the ability it sucks.

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  28. Almost had a F*CKING heart attack in this Nuzlocke

    I got to the special elemental Fang Poochyena and the tail was pink oddly in the sprite when creeping up on it so I was freaking out that it could be a shiny (despite them being yellow)

    It’s not Shiny though and now I’m disappointed

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  29. Guys……this is gonna eat me up inside…..I don’t usually get this annoyed by Pokemon, but I’m pretty pissed off right now hahaha

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  30. So, it seems as though something has motivated you enough to dispose of the corpse that you’ve been keeping in your basement. Perhaps your motivation is based upon the stench of decay wafting throughout your house, and you’re sick of people asking questions. Maybe it’s simply time to get rid of the evidence of your last job. It’s safe to assume that you’ve attempted to clean up your mess, only to have created a bigger mess than what you started with. There is good news for you, however. This article has been written to help you finish the task that you’ve already started. You see, cutting up the corpse you’ve been hiding can be a very rewarding experience for both you and your victim. However, without having access to the right information, it can end up quite disastrous and detrimental. Therefore, in this HowTo article, I will give you the information necessary to completing the task at hand successfully.

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      • Now, before you start mutilating that desecrated old corpse in your basement, let me explain something to you. While it’s not likened to rocket science, it can be something of a grueling task. The first thing you must understand is that to successfully butcher the corpse, it’s best to think of it as plucking, skinning, and dressing a turkey. If you think of the job as anything else, you will fail miserably.

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          • The first thing you must do is enter your basement while your mark is unconscious. This will make things much easier and cleaner for you in the long run. If your quarry is awake or has somehow escaped, you’ve got no reason to be pursuing this article, and should instead be hunting your prey down. Now, in order to successfully capture your escaped prey, it is suggested that you purchase a good-quality baseball bat and use this as you would a sap; that is, swing the implement at full-force, making sure to connect with the side of your intended victim’s head. Usually, it will only take one swing to render the person unconscious. Once you have successfully completed this step, you must relocate the unconscious person back to your basement.

          • Note: Should your victim already be dead, then you can skip this step and continue on.

            Killing someone is not just a hack-and-slash job. If you want this to be accomplished correctly, you must utilize a certain degree of finesse and gentility; as though you were cracking open an egg or skull. A quick (though messy) way of slaughtering someone is to slit their throat with a knife. If you cannot locate a knife, I would suggest using a razor blade, dagger, bottle or other sharp tool. You could always bludgeon them to death with a bat, two-by-four, or simply poison them. Piano wires can be very useful to strangle your victim to death.

          • More examples:

            Beat them with themselves
            Beat them with a fish
            Beat them with a broom
            Beat them with a wet noodle
            Give them a hug.
            Beat them at chess
            Beat the sh*t out of them
            Beat them with nothing.
            Beat them. That’s it.
            Challenge them to a dance contest
            Slap them very hard
            Hire vampires to do the job.
            Make them watch New Moon
            Force them to listen to Justin Bieber CDs.
            Let emos have their way with your victim.
            Make them listen to the Crazy Frog
            Strip down their underwear and give them a hug

          • This step is for preparing your room or torture chamber so that you may cut your victim up for easy transportation. The first thing to do is make sure to remove anything of value from your room, such as shelves, electronics, anything that you are afraid may get splattered with gore and either incriminate you or cheapen your merchandise. Once that is taken care of, it’s important that you place sheets of clear plastic, such as Reynold’s Wrap or Saran Wrap over your carpet, furnature, and anything else that may become splattered with blood and gore. Once that is finished, you should cover your mattress with a rubber mat or more plastic.

          • Let The Cutting Begin!

            Cutting up the body is a form of art, which may be done differently by each individual. Some people like to use a knife or chainsaw, while others may use medical implements.

          • The main thing that you must remember is to minimize the mess while operating. You do not want to hit an artery by mistake, as that could prove to be quite detrimental. Blood may still be circulating within the corpse even after they have been dead for an hour or longer. So, when you remove the extremities, it is important to cauterize the wounds left behind. Also, you would want to cauterize the limbs that you had severed. These severed limbs may be used to point at things, scratch your back, or as pieces for your Halloween costume. It’s alright to keep them as souvenirs, just remember not to send them back home to your mother. Your father on the other hand, may enjoy them. Once the basics have been covered, you may then proceed to butcher your victim. The best way to do this is to cut them in the same manner that you would a steak. Small pieces that may then be sent to the grocery store, your mama, or even Africa. Any country that is low on food will gratefully accept your anonymous donation. Be artistic, be smart, and above all, have fun.

          • It may take years to find somewhere to discard the plastic bags. By this time, your corpse may have been rendered into Jello. This is okay, though, as it will make getting rid of the evidence easier. A good selection of dumping grounds include:

            Your local cemetery.
            McDonalds.
            Equestria. (Except Canterlot. If anyone finds the body lying there they’ll teleport to the murderer)
            If a skeleton, to an archaeologist.
            A church bake-sale.
            Jello-loving aliens
            Scientific research facilities.
            A suspicious-looking van.
            Some farm in the middle of nowhere.
            A desk at the local DMV. Bonus points if deceased is an employee. Leave a hilarious note on the body, like ‘This is what happens when Phillip waits.’
            A nuclear bunker
            Necromancers will love to receive the remains.
            Charity
            Fiery pit
            Tom Cruise’s private plane.

          • how foolish of me, surely the longevity of preserving our one and only planet through the use of proper biodegradable materials outweighs the fundamentals of covering up petty manslaughter

          • Disposal is easy, so long as you have packaged the body up as though it were meat. If you did not do this, and forgot to clean your room prior to this step, you probably have blood stains on everything. To clean these up, it is suggested that you use bleach or urine. Do not use more blood. It will only make a bigger mess of things. Now, simply place the remains- the hair, teeth, bones, etc; in a plastic bag. This will suffice for now.

  31. i hope you all enjoyed this very informative article i’ll be back tomorrow with another infotaining article: How to become stupid in 21 days

    no sassins back to those givin a time, peace

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  32. Btw Valoroo what time zone are you one? Just curious because you’re normally on later than most, so I didn’t know if you had an earlier time zone (like me) than everyone else, or you’re just are a night person lol

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  33. I already made it to Love King in the Splatfest…that took less than 3 hours O_o
    Definitely the quickest by far. Team Love was absolutely killing it, and honestly I faced my own team most of the time, but I could still tell that we had the obvious advantage. I’m calling a 3-0 landslide victory right now, but maybe it’ll be 2-1…either way, I’m KING!!!

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  34. kill me now, i’m sick, my voice is at bass level, my ears won’t pop and there’s 5 dogs in the house which is stressful as hell because i’m the only one up at the crack of dawn that can actually attend to their constant whining…….and i’m starting to feel lightheaded

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      • Just a nasty head cold…..
        why did my mother agree to pet sit seriously one of the dogs (one of our dogs) is extremely unpredictable with other dogs and flew into a state of wild aggression nearly killing each other……i still see it in my head sometimes……

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  35. Well not one member of my team is dead yet in the Nuzlocke
    Team:
    -Celery (Treecko) lvl.12
    -Dogwood (Poochyena) lvl.8
    -Pineapple (Wingull) lvl.8
    -Melon (Ralts) lvl.7
    -Daisy (Cascoon) lvl.7
    -Shiitake (Shroomish) lvl.9

    Reserves (Boxed because Team full):
    Potatoe (Nincada) lvl.6

    So happy with these rare encounters especially Ralts

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  36. Can’t sleep and it’s nearly 9 in the morning and now my thoughts are trying to get to me……Over one year later and I still have so much anger inside.

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  37. So I’m about to battle Pryce. I’ve decided to do things differently and take him on before going after Chuck and Jasmine. Change of pace. Here’s my team. Levels go in this order 26,26,26,27,27. I may get destroyed, but oh well here we go! lol
    https://www.serebii.net/pokearth/sprites/crystal/153.png https://www.serebii.net/pokearth/sprites/crystal/232.png
    https://www.serebii.net/pokearth/sprites/crystal/216.png
    https://www.serebii.net/pokearth/sprites/crystal/214.png
    https://www.serebii.net/pokearth/sprites/crystal/171.png

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    • Wait ins’t that just essentially Ultra instinct Goku? Also why would they introduce Super Saiyan 5 when he clearly has a stronger transformation than the regular Saiyan ones? Also on top of that they’re just gonna skip 4? I REALLY hope they retcon the crap out of GT. Either get rid of it entirely or rewrite it to be better. I don’t want to think of a world where DBS directly flows into the trash that was GT. They better have another anime series that gets rid of it hahaha

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  38. Finally tired so going to try and sleep. And sorry for ranting a little. Just had to get my thoughts out I guess. Will post more later.

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  39. Wait so I just watched a video that talks about that silver haired transformation for Goku. sounds like it’s not the mastered form of Ultra Instinct, but is in fact just UI in the manga. Sounds like this is what Toriyama wanted it to look like? Meaning UI will still be relatively the same in the anime even if Goku masters it. so the silver hair may be exclusive to the manga.

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  40. Was kind of hoping that beating Pryce would open up the Ice Path so I could skip ahead to go get my Skarmory before going back to beat the other gym leaders, but I guess that’s not a thing…..

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    • You can search for bots to put on your server, but making them? That’s complicated and I’d suggest you to search a tutorial.

      Or more

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  41. Decided to replace my Staravia with Togepi in Omicron. I’ve been grinding it up and I’ve been using Metronome for the fun of it while grinding, and so far Toegpi’s used moves like Judgement, Shadow Force (first move from Metronome actually), Water Shuriken, and Night Daze. It’s making the process of grinding it so much fun and hilarious

    Edit: And just now it used Fissure XD

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  42. My Mom saw my fakekmon drawings:
    -What are these… Snowmen?
    -Not exactly, these are pokemon drawings, fan made pokemon
    *Reading the types* (remember that she’s Polish)
    -Ice… Psychic?… what?
    -These are the categories of pokemon… existing
    *I get up and leave*

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  43. Well update for the Nuzlocke as I’m headed into Roxanne

    Celery (Treecko) lvl.15
    Dogwood (Poochyena) lvl.11
    Pineapple (Wingull) lvl.10
    Melon (Ralts) lvl.10
    Daisy (Dustox) lvl.10
    Shiitake (Shroomish) lvl.12

    Think I can win? Or will I be stuck with only Potatoe the Nincada to make a comeback?

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  44. Question for Earthen:

    I’m going to use a Rhyhorn on my Omicron run, and I was wondering what’s a good moves that you typically do for a Rhyhorn on a run?

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  45. Btw Valoroo, since we’re talking about old usernames, these are all of my previous usernames I’ve used since I joined back in August of 2016:
    Golden_Lucario
    Golden_Monferno
    The_Pinsir
    Blitzin’Arcanine
    and Golden_Flygon

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    • So I wanted to ask you a question regarding Rhyhorn. I’m going to use one in Omicron (it’s a rom hack) and I was wondering any suggestions you would have for its moveset? I’ve never used a Rhyhorn before and you’re basically the guru when it comes to Rhyperior.

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  46. so out of sheer curiosity i want to study some bizarre pokemon biology to get a grasp of how some of these Pokemon could anatomically function

    And today’s subject is the original capsule monster: Rhydon

    I am very curious about how its horn can actually rotate a full 360 degrees with a fast enough RPMs to bore through solid bedrock

    how this could be implemented in a skeletal/muscular function, perhaps it has a series of bony discs that are twisted by muscular convulsions, similar to teeth of a gear

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  47. Drawing of a Fakemon line I’m kinda proud of. They’re a group of 4 small Telekinetic Half-Frozen frogs that cover themselves in layers of Snow as camouflage. In battle Armyfrost throw each other at the enemy (with their psychic powers. Kinetice use the small one (that is their leader) as a weapon.

    https://imgur.com/VQJsT5h

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    • Was about to post this. I am shocked about it but very okay with it since I love the Mecha. Hopefully get to back to the one season format and drop the super seasons

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  48. Stole this from 4chan again, this time it’s from the ‘script leaker’. He had a photo of a very convincing script tbf, so this sounds interesting and actually quite possible.

    >According to the translator, the translation team is almost halfway done their scripts with the last bunch of scripts dropping late March with their contracts likely being terminated by the Summer so the translator thinks a March announcement is likely and that a 2018 release is possible

    >The region name is Meania and the local food is Kottu which is described as being spicy

    >More on the region: The translations take place in a single location of the game the translator refers to as the “Green Area”. It is said to be huge and is the only place mentioned in this script (excluding shops and villages). Also the fact that there are 60,000 words that need translation in this part of the game suggests that exploration will be bigger than normal

    >The term “Big Island” is also mentioned which could hint at the region. It is unknown if it refers to a single big island (as in the whole region) or the biggest island in a group of islands like Alola
    >No game titles are mentioned, the project is just called Pokemon Switch (This isn’t really a relevant detail unless the game is literally called Pokemon Switch )

    >Within the area they translated, there are 17 (give or take) new Pokemon including the starters and a new Grass Pokemon (more on this below)

    >There will be a big fat Grass Pokemon that will be the “meme of the game”, and will be given a lot of meme-ish mentions. It is unlikely a regional variant of Snorlax

    >The starters are described in a very vague sense by some of the NPCs. One mentions that females will have bigger ears, another mentions that you can see the fire in its eyes, and then there is one that people are confused by because they are not sure if they are looking at its real face

    >There is a new way to “lengthen the logic of capture them all” (This part was translated) and they mention that it will be like Spinda logic but amplified and not just Spinda. This could mean we will get randomly generated Pokemon variants like Spinda with its patterns.
    >Customization is likely to return as it is alluded to in the script
    >A new Pokemon will have the move Will-O-Wisp (Possibly the fire starter)

    >Silvan is a mysterious jungle boy that will be a recurring character (who will likely have a big role in the game) who follows you around but runs away if you try and interact with him. He is definitely being manipulated/scared by someone evil and although it isn’t mentioned in the scripts, he may be related to some experiment relating to Pokemon and Humans

    >It looks like they introduced Halfway Stores where you can go to stay well furnished as you follow bigger exploration routes

    >There are 3 tutorials mentioned in the script which seem to be “triggers” for mini games which are detailed in other scripts (that they don’t have) which means this/these mini game(s) (They never specified it was 3 tutorials for 3 different mini games, or 3 tutorials for 1)

    >4 Moves are still mentioned in the game, however the translator believes something definitely will change when it comes to battling. A lot of NPC’s mention the “Arena” which is a place where trainers go to fight and a lot of players mention they want to go there because battles are more exciting there. Also there are special items that are said to affect the field when activated. These special items are exclusive to the Arena and cant be assigned to Pokemon. The translator says this whole Arena thing sounds like something fun and new but they have a feeling that it will be like a Battle Royale 2.0

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  49. Well finally got my mind under control it seems. Not sure what brought it on earlier but thanks to everyone who talked with me some this morning

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  50. I decided to give a bit over $100 to the Crisis Textline through the Game Grumps stream…I wasn’t expecting I would be so generous today. Part of that donation will get me an exclusive T-shirt so that’s cool 😀
    But I also bought a few games this weekend so I REALLY should take it easy for a month…it was worth it though.

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  51. You can now control the types of your favourite Pokemon, and it’s even stronger if your fave is a monotype (so if your favourite is Pikachu, you have great control over lightning, but if it’s AloChu you have weaker lightning and psychic abilities). What are your powers? Are you happy with them?

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  52. Next question: you can have one animal trait, and gain its benefits. For example, a cat’s ears for hearing, a monkey tail for balance, chameleon skin for colour changing. However, it cannot replace any human organ (besides your skin, and even then it’d just augment your skin, not replace it).

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  53. Haha I just taught my mom how do a raid battle in Go! Even though it was a Magikarp…

    Also I just saw Peter Rabbit and I have to say, that it was surprisingly good! Like the music was pretty good and the movie could be quite emotional at times…

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  54. Congratulations , you’ve led a successful life and achieved most of your goals. You’ve managed to remain a virgin, you’ve avoided regular bathing, and there was that one time you successfully managed to fit thirty seven crayons in your left nostril. Lately though, as you’ve sat back and surveyed your life, you’ve realized that your friends are all something you’re not. You’ve come to the disturbing realization that they’re stupid and you want to be stupid as well. Fear not, you little twit, now you too can be stupid in just 21 days.

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  55. Day 1
    Becoming the drooling idiot you were destined to be should be an easy task for one as skilled as you. Alas, I fear this will not be the case. As it turns out, you’re an exceptional moron so following these instructions could be difficult for you. You should probably treat the first day of your regimen as a typical day like any other. Take it slow, get up around eleven. Eat your normal breakfast of sh*t on toast. Skip your shower. Go to the gym and ogle women that will never speak to you. Touch yourself repeatedly. You know, just like any other Thursday. Around 4pm you should start to ease yourself into training. Let’s start with a simple stupidity exercise. First, extend your right hand straight in front of you, palm facing upwards. If you don’t know which direction is up, skip directly to the end of this course. Now place a brick in your outstretched hand. Any brick will work, maybe you could use the one your neighbor threw through your window? Lower your head until you are eye level with the brick. Now with as much force as you can muster, swiftly bring the brick towards yourself. Repeat as needed. As simply as that, you’ve taken your first steps towards stupidity. Your mom must be proud

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  56. Day 2
    Things will become much more demanding from here on out, so I suggest you get as much rest as possible. Try sleeping in the garage with the car running. When you wake up feeling refreshed and ready to seize the day, it’s time to get right to work. Firstly, repeat the exercise from day 1 until you are satisfied you’ve got it down. You remember how that went, right? No? Good. That means you’re doing it right. Just reread the instructions above and you’ll be set. This exercise is going to become part of your daily routine so it’s probably best to have the instructions tattooed somewhere prominent on your person. This will save you time in the mornings as well as help you attract girls. No, I’m serious. Chicks dig tattoos.

    After you’ve completed your morning exercise it’s time to take your next step. Go to the bank and withdraw all of your savings. Don’t worry, you won’t be spending it, this is only an exercise. Take a taxi to the bad part of town. You know, the part of town where your uncle hangs out? Now remove all of your cash from your wallet and pin it to your shirt and pants. Loudly exclaim “Affirmative action is for assholes! Why don’t you all just get jobs you’re suited for? Look at all the money I’ve made without any help from you jerk offs!”. Louder. Again, louder. Good.

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  57. Day 3
    Today you’ve woken up in the street with no clothes and bleeding profusely. Don’t worry, this is just another step in the process. Your current situation is no excuse to skip your brick exercise however. There’s a brick behind the dumpster with your blood on it; you can use that. When you’ve finished you’re going to need to get home. There’s a guy in a windowless van over there, why don’t you ask him for a ride?

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  58. Day 4
    Okay, so you’re in the desert outside of town somewhere and your anus smells of axle grease. So what? A little adversity builds character. Just be happy you’ve still got all your fingers and toes. What? Well, you never really used that finger anyway. You probably won’t be able to find a brick out here for your morning exercise, so you should substitute a good sized rock. Yes, I see what was hiding under the rock, we’ll get to that later. Just proceed with the exercise as if you were holding a brick instead of a rock. Yes, the numbness to your lower extremities is normal. You’ll get used to it.

    Finished? No? I like your enthusiasm, but we really don’t have all day here. Good. Now, the thing under the rock, it’s called a scorpion. Why don’t you go ahead and pick it up. It will display it’s gratitude and affection for you by gently placing the tip of it’s tail into your flesh. Repeatedly. It’s fun to commune with nature isn’t it? I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself. Your challenge for today is to find your way out of this desert. Remember, fate favors those who take action so pick a direction and start walking. Avoid the rookie mistake of following the highway as this will lead you nowhere you want to be. Falling down often is a normal part of the experience so don’t get discouraged. Just keep walking and I’ll meet you at your apartment. No, I’m not coming with you, this a journey you’ll have to take on your own

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  59. Day 5
    What the, you’re back! Well of course you are, I never had a doubt. You were picked up by a state trooper? Well, technically that’s not allowed. I’m afraid you’re going to have to repeat the exercise, but we’ll worry about that next week. I hope you don’t mind that I threw some laundry in while I was waiting for you. Your posters? Oh, they were stolen, but never mind that. I think you’re forgetting your brick exercise aren’t you? Nice, good form, but today let’s try it with the other hand shall we? Excellent.

    You’re really coming along, and at a much faster rate than I’d expected. I think today we’re going to skip right ahead to an exercise I call “Playing in Traffic”. Conveniently when you were picking out apartments you chose one located on the interstate. Interesting choice, I would have probably went in another direction, but that’s neither here nor there. Let’s go down to your front yard and begin. You’re going to need this blindfold. There, that’s not too tight is it? Good. Now, the object of this exercise is to successfully make it across the interstate and back as many times as you can. This will be a timed exercise, so don’t dawdle. On your mark, get set, GO!

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  60. How to be a worthless, self-hating, suicidal, pessimistic nothing:

    1. Be me
    2. Most won’t make it this far
    3. Continue being me until oblivion finally reaches you.

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  61. How to be Valoroo

    1) Be recovering from Existentialism
    2) Be hopeful but still kind of sad
    3) Just kind of Demotivated

    Yep that’s me!

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  62. Day 9
    Great news! Your mom and I are engaged! The wedding? This afternoon! Yes, I know it’s sudden, but your mom was so excited she just couldn’t wait. Don’t worry about not being able to attend, the truth is you weren’t invited anyway. We’re registered at Macy’s, so feel free to browse their website with that laptop you bought. Say, where is that laptop? And why are you handcuffed to the bed? Never mind, it sounds like a boring story. I was just dropping by to tell you the news and to let you know I won’t be able to help you for the next few days. The honeymoon you understand. Where are we going? Well, there was just enough available credit left on your card to book a trip to Hawaii. So, before I leave, I just wanted to remind you to keep up with your brick exercises and we’ll finish the course when I get back. Perhaps in the interim you could practice some stupid acts. I understand there’s an election coming up, maybe you could vote republican? Oh, of course. Sex offenders aren’t allowed to vote. Well how about Scientology then? I hear it’s very popular with stupid people right now. Anyways, goodbye for now, or should I say, aloha!

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      ̺͖̗̗̣̯Ţ̼̱̜͚̳̭ͅH҉̪͚̥E͇͖͔͔͚̜ ͉̙͘S̡̭̯̙̻͈P҉̥E̟̳̳̮C̼I̤͚̩A̩̤͖̻̲̝L͔̤̳̱̫̱̠ ҉̮S̻̩̗̝̪N̢̩̞̼͓̬O̷̼̭̗͓̙̗W̜͓͈̜̠ͅF̞̲̹L̥͈̠̱̖͟A̹͇K͞E͍̭͓̤͙̲ͅS̫̦̜ ̗̥ͅA̦̝̹͔͕̹̼͘N̛̘̠͔̬D ̪̲̺͇̯̲T̥H̯͎͟E̷̩̹͎̥̭̖ ̛S̵̬̰̜̙̲H̯͖̱̬̺̪I͚͈͔̞̺̦̠T̫͔͕͖̼T̗̫͔̭A̴͔L̼͖̩̼͔͘K̛͚̭͓͎̫Ḙ͕̮̦R҉̦̖͉S͉̗ ̭͙̘͙͈̮́
      ̜̙̙͉̻̬F̯͓͈̭͇R̯͚̼O̵̥̲ͅM̭̪̘͚̠̕ ͉T͚H̲̞̬̥̙̹̼E̖̤̺̳ͅ ̛̟̫̤R̫̗͕̥̕ͅE̫͙̦A̛̙̹̤͉ͅC͙H̜̮̩̹̠͙̻͟E͞S̬̻̙̰͘ ̮̘̳̮̘͎O̹̳̙̟F̷̘̲̥̞̰̝͔ ҉̥͔̠͉̬̘̱E̲̼̞̕U͇͇̺̝͓̖R̲̮͕̘͞O̜̗͎̝͉̤͝P̜͍̪̼̥̲A͝’͎̘̝̯̜̳S̺̣ Ḷ̢A͖̞̱͎̣̩ND͈S͚̖̯̼̫ ̳̙̹͉̙I̶̞̲̮ ͘S̖̙͉͓͙U̺̺M̛M͏̗̭̼O͇̪̭̝͚͖Ņ͙͓ ̭̣̫̺̗ͅH͏̩̰̯̙I͇͚̜͈͎͖̻Ḿ͓̘̬͚̤͓ ̢̠F̹͙͢O̫̬̟̠̯R͓͕̮̠̻T̖̠̲̩H̱̮̫ ̼͎͈͙͔̮
      ̰̲͈͎̫̯H̫̳͝E̵̥̖͉ ̦̻̩͇W̘̰̖̮̜H͇̼O̸̳̳͉̻̟S̼̳͚͙͞ ̠̟̲B̠͡A̲̳͙͉͍N̶̗͙H̩̰̝̼̦͔A͙̘͎̩̝̫M̝̗͈̘̰M͓E̶͓̺R̠̺͙̱̳͜ ͇S̪͚̬̜ͅT͏̟̝R҉I̘̻K̬͎E̝̱͔̣͚͈S ͙W̱̙̣͡I͔̮T̺̣͠Ḥ̭͟ ̦̺̺͕̳̩͝U̴̼̬͖͙̹N͔͖̤̜͚̦S̘̥̼Ṱ̥͍̞Ò̼P̜̤͓̳̣̳PA͎B̛L͕̬E҉ ̠̠̣̹͓F̨̖̙̪͈͖Ǫ̣̤̻͕Ṟ̛̯͙̣̥C͢E͙̙̙̜̳͎̗ ̴̯͉̜

      dae pls be bae and take this shiieeetpost awae

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  63. Day 16
    Postcards from Hawaii

    Day 21
    Hello, you’re looking much better. Well thank you! Ten days in the Hawaiian sun did wonders for my tan. I hope you enjoyed the postcard I sent you. I wanted to drop by and congratulate you on finishing the course. I can tell by the fresh contusions that you were diligent with your brick exercises, and the fact that you can no longer breathe on your own means you’ve been successful in reaching your goal of glorious stupidity. I’d like to present you with this certificate I made out of newspaper clippings on the ride over here. I’m sure one of the nurses will be happy to hang it up for you. Oh, and before I forget, should you by some miracle ever find yourself once again able to breathe without the use of machines, don’t bother coming home. I went ahead and changed the locks. I would tell you to take care of yourself, but you’re obviously no longer able to do so. Once again, congratulations and good luck in the future!

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  64. I used to run a Water mono that did decently well in BW OU

    It worked because of synergy

    I could literally beat players with better, flexible teams, because I formed a team whilst they cobbled one together.

    Slapping six mons together won’t work.

    uwu

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  65. My best team I ever made in OU was built around two mons, one of which was only in RU.
    It was because those two mons worked incredibly together and the rest of the team filled in the gaps of whatever the team needed.

    Think about the roles of each Pokemon you use and determine what works best for your team

    uwu

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  66. I think I am going to start making teams for the characters in my game. Figured you all would like to help! I’m starting with the flying specalist first (for reference if you want, the blue haired girl here https://m.imgur.com/a/oMjcA but she is currently getting a makeover).

    She’s kind, caring, and sweet, but also strong, confident, and courageous. Definitely a leader of sorts.
    Potential team members: Dragonite, Swellow, Altaria, Salamence, Staraptor, Drifblim, Togekiss, Gliscor,
    Archeops, Swanna, Braviary, Talonflame, Noivern.

    I have to be careful with how many dragon types I use, because there is a dragon specialist. Also Togekiss may be used for another specialist. Only 5 need to be chosen, for reasons. She’ll have 6 total though.

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    • I get it. She has a set starter so I won’t ask 😉

      But otherwise I suggest her team be
      Swellow, Gliscor, Archeops, Swanna and Noivern

      Balanced out and not bad (Though don’t over do Archeops because give it to many good things and she’ll be too powerful)

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    • Altaria seems like it would be good for a flying specialist over a Dragon one.
      So Altaria, Braviary, Archeops, Swanna and Talonflame seem like a good challenge.

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  67. Just finished watching Black Panther, and I HIGHLY recommend watching it. It’s got a pretty nice story with fun and memorable characters, all the while the action scenes are extremely satisfying.

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  68. Problems with ORAS #1
    Ruining Granite Cave and making it where you have to be Brawly in order to go to Slateport

    In the original you could go through without Flash (I always did) and get to Steven then go and train in Slateport before even having to step foot in Brawly’s Gym. But now it isn’t a dungeon of sorts, it’s a wimpy path that is probably the least most challenging area in the game now.

    Things ORAS fixed #1
    Explained the opening credits

    The pond in the credits was absent in Gen.3 which made people question why it was there at all. But in ORAS it was included on Route 103 which finally put that mystery to rest.

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