Before you read on, please make sure to check out just some (sorry; we couldn’t even post all the great submissions we got!) of the great art sent to us for our Halloween celebration! Take time to send some kudos to your fellow Jungle fans!
New information about Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon is just around the corner (just a day left!), but that doesn’t mean Pokémon doesn’t want to tease us fans a bit early! The official Japanese Twitter account has posted a teaser image of Team Rocket’s new rainbow(-licious?) look.
【『ポケモン ウルトラサン・ウルトラムーン』発売まで、あと16日！】明日、11月2日22時に新情報公開！ どこか見覚えのある「R」マークを胸につけた、謎のトレーナー。彼らはまさか……ロケット団？https://t.co/33JXJVGyNI #ポケモンウルトラサン・ウルトラムーン pic.twitter.com/ZzjBnVkgTj
— ポケモン公式ツイッター (@Pokemon_cojp) November 1, 2017
We’ve embedded a countdown below so you can see exactly how much time is left until the new info!
Dear game freak
If you fuckup Pokémon Switch
I will fuckyou up
Sincerely, Knife Wife
*Scythe Wife
Ew scythes
Scythes are cooool
We all know the only good scythes are the ones with sniper rifles in them 😛
And with shotguns
Is that a reference to something
mhm RWBY
Ah
Have you heard about the placeholder that has been discovered by some guy on twitter
Yep. Excited to see what’s in this game
Spill pls
Oh I don’t have it, but hang on I’ll find it and screenshot it
Give me please
Wait what placeholder? The new mon?
Wait there’s a new mon?
I’m so confused
Yeah apparently it’s gonna be revealed early 2018 and it’s a small ish Pokemon. Many think it will be the Magearna of gen 8!
😮
Still a long time away friend :]
Shhhhh we don’t need to talk about that
Haha yeah. Just thinking about a new gen is mind boggling. Like what could it be, where and how etc ?
Oh that.
My first thought was that it was a mythical in USUM that was getting released in 2018
Idk it still feels early for a gen 8 mon.
I guess they could show it off in Feb/March and still release the game 2019.
I want it as late as possible so the games don’t feel rushed!
That just doesn’t make much sense to me.
Seems much more likely that they will be releasing the mythical around that time
As in Gen 7 or 8??
Gen 7
We only have two mythicals in SuMo so it wouldn’t be surprising if another was added in USUM. But they wouldn’t reveal it until months later. (Mageana was unique for that)
So the merch would come out as they reveal it officially
Oh yeah I’d be totally cool with that and there’s always a possibility I guess.
I just don’t want gen 8 being rushed.
So lets say we get a new mythical what do you think it would based on??
Idk fam lol
We’ll just wait :]
Stop?Forgeting?That Magearna?Merch?Was Revealed?Early?2015
Yeah I think Joe mareek or whatever his name is did it
Lol nah. It was the hacker who leaked most of SuMo
You’re talking about the merchandise? That’s Paul Ryan. He runs a Pokemon merch website and store. Very credible too
Oh right that’s who it was, just forgot the name
I wanted to ban you for this post then I saw it was you, hmmm.
Don’t like Knife Wife?
Ok I’ll work on that
No, I thought it was random spam at first 😛
That speaks volumes about the quality of my average post lol
It’s probably the new ava.
If that even is my name
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Come on now dae as a mod everyone should be treated equally and fairly regardless of who they are. Tut tut ?
No worries, I’ll ban you too 🙂
Well about that comment earlier. Apparently I was under the imperius curse 😛
Knaifu
Steel/Fairy
The Blade Wife Pokemon
Evolves from Knifewaii through leveling up knowing Murder
Ugh liking someone and being too cowardly to ever talk to her is just aggravating, I really like her and for once, for once I find a girl who is similar to me in personality and likes.
It’s just hard cause I don’t want to screw up and lose her because I am bad at talking or stirring up conversation. I just hope one day I’ll gather my courage to actually strike up conversation
T a l k t o h e r m y d u d e
I seem to have confidence issue’s in these aspects. Also knowing it doesn’t help that I’ve failed every attempt I ever have made at love
You’re also in high school
Also one of the reasons you “failed” last time was because you didn’t speak to her while you could.
You have nothing to lose
You’re still young tho, so failing at love is normal, just don’t lose confidence because of it
It also doesn’t help when everyone else, but me in my family is in a relationship and is happy (It kinda just makes me feel inadequate to society)
Just talk to her and if she’s really worth it and you’re meant to be etc it’ll all progress naturally
Otherwise you’re just getting closer and closer to when your opportunity dies
I want to do a few things first
-Since we have 3 mural friends I want to ask them a little more about her to make sure I know more
-And try Stanger Things (She apparently is obsessed with the show) so I can add that to things we have in common
Just do it lol you might even miss your chance completely just saying 😡
Go for it man. Be yourself and just let her know how you feel. Take it from someone who, when in school, was too shy to speak up. Nothing will be ruined. Even if she doesn’t feel exactly the same way as you you’ll still have the same interests and be friends. You’ll only hate yourself if you don’t try at least once. Don’t let regret follow you friend. Good luck!!
Thank you. One thing I love she has just the cutest Totoro backpack https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b96336b238669cb6fe932deb8e8183cc88265acdf0c36c2b9c18d9d84cf044f0.jpg
Never seen the movie, yet remembered the name of character without effort
Well she sounds wonderful. I say jump in! Lol
Thanks I will keep trying
Preform a mating dance, scrape your feet on the ground why repeatedly bobbing your head up and down, once the mate is enamored spread your magnificent plumage and spray blood from your eye
Try to stay confident or enough that you look confident but don’t go overboard
I want to be confident, but I think my confidence couldn’t get overboard (I have at best still stuttered when talking to crushes)
I think what I need is a more isolated place to talk to her (I also don’t like the idea that in the hall people could overhear and then spread rumors based on the outcome) and a wing man/woman to help me not get stumped up
Wait Until Winter
Find a block of Ice
Come close her
Break the Ice
This. I have the feeling I would miss and shatter the pick ax
As long as you don’t accidentally stab *her* with the pickaxe.
And thank you guys for helping give me confidence to do it. That’s one of the many reasons I love you guys
Worst you can do is nothing, one of my major regrets.
It kinda embarrassing to say, but… She terrifies me with how she’s right there and I can’t face my fear (I think this is What I fear most, rejection)
Rejection is easier to get passed than regret.
That’s definetly true
How am I discovering this now?
https://youtu.be/56dRczBgMiA
Finally a new Pikachu on acid! Love this little series https://youtu.be/DkAwxeI6ucQ
A team completely of your least favorite Pokémon? And then, how do others feel about your team?
Incineroar, stunfisk Magmotar, kling-klang, Alolan Raichu and Golem.
Alolan or Normal golem
Alolan
Meh I like them all, but none are except Golem in my Top 10 Favorite of said type
Magmortar narrowly misses mine along with Alolan Golem. The only one I really like from these is Alolan Raichu.
The only reason it made this list is because of the god awful reason for its existence.
Yeah that is stupid, they really should’ve done a proper reason. Who knows maybe in USUM they’ll bother changing the explanation.
I really hope so.
Doesn’t really bother me. I think it’s kinda funny
I feel they only did it so it would have something to tie it to Hau.
This is the pancakes thing we’re talking about, right?
Yea
I’d like a proper explanation though, it is mildly amusing as is but it’s really too nonsensical.
Not to be an ass or anything, but I just don’t think about it. That’s just me though (I guess)
Each to their own I guess.
Torterra
Wishiwashi
Gengar
Carracosta
Mega Absol
Lickilicky
When 3 Pokémon you love
One you have mixed feelings on
And two of your favorite type, appear in the same list
TRIGGERED!!!!!!
3 are overhyped, 2 are poorly designed, and… one is my ex’s favorite Poké
Hmm guess the overjoyed are Gengar, M.Absol and Wishiwashi
Poor designs are Lickylicky and Torterra
And Ex I guess is Carrocosta
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Ones I love: Torterra, Lickylicky and Gengar
Mixed: M.Absol
And Wishiwashi and Carrocosta are Water types
Basing your own likes on how popular something is to others has never made sense to me.
Toxapex, Talonflame, Ferrothorn, Whimsicott, Archeops (sorry Archeops you just hit the bottom of the barrel) and Mienshao
Everyone has mixed feelings about it
(Yeah Gourgeist has moved off the list)
Jirachi, Tapu Fini, Toxapex, Whimsicott, M. Venusaur, Wash Rotom
Someone’s been having trouble on Pokémon Showdown
Who doesn’t these days, those things are annoying
I hope someday Gamefreak changes every Poké’s stats to make them all equally viable
Spinda I hope doesn’t change its stats for one thing
Look at its BST and look at the Easter egg they hid their
M. Venusaur may have a weak point (is Gallade good for it)
The others are understandable imo
I like them all. You dislike them because you struggle to beat them which is understandable.
Luvdisc
Gumshoos
Alolan Dugtrio
Wormmadam Trash (Leaf looks OK, Pizza is Pizza)
Alolan Persian
Klingklang
Hmm never pegged you to be the guy to hate Luvdisc’s
Really? I say it all the time, it’s largely due to Wondertrade.
Oh that makes sense then. I thought it was more the concept of them being based on love
Oh no, I mean the design could be better imo but it is largely due to me sending out breedjects and just getting these back without even a heart scale which becomes disheartening after a while. They also remind me of how ronery I am https://i.imgur.com/nUyLCXk.gif
I use them to serve as a reminder that one day I will be blessed with love. It will happen one day (Earthen found love even though he never expected it)
Once in Wondertrade, I got a Luvdisc from a trainer named Hitler. I saved it in the bank.
Why?
because I thought it was funny. I also have a female Wobbuffet from God and a Metapod from Black Jesus.
All I can think of is Jigglypuff.
Simisage
Jynx
Venasaur
Misdreavus
Pineco
Stantler
Yeah I’m not the biggest gen 2 fan
Just out of curiosity why Misdreavus and Pineco?
I find Misdreavus kinda ugly really and not very appealing. And Pineco because it’s just a Pinecone and it only serves as a placeholder
Fair enough, I have neutral thoughts on both
Simisage and Venusaur :/
Tbh Simisage is the one I dislike the less in this list, like, the elemental monkeys are starting to grow on me for some reason 😮
https://archive-media-1.nyafuu.org/vp/image/1370/60/1370606888040.gif
Ughhhh For the moment it’s
Sharpedo
Aromatisse
Beautifly
Linoon
Slaking
And the most Controversial: Tyranitar
Darkrai
Farfetch’D
Diggersby
Mothim
Beheeyen
Unfezant
Alolan Golem
Hypno
Probopass
Diggersby
Klinklang
Bewear
Honorable mentions: Sawk & Throh
Guzzlord and Celesteela
Those two scare me. Seriously. But back to our regularly scheduled programming:
Porygon
Ambipom
Girafarig
Claydol
Hydreigon
Genesect (also the worst of the movies)
There are a LOT I hate or just don’t like in gen 5. The other ones I love. There is no middle ground. It’s black and white.
I’m making record time I finished Lost kingdom and now for a biggie, metro
Good luck sounds like it will be big
It’s only 21 moons, but I’m more worried about the seaside kingdom
Why? The water levels you hate?
Naturally
Hey, I’m back. With the time I haven’t been on here (Thanks a lot, Chromebook), I’ve beaten Persona 5 (for the fourth time) and started playing Pokémon Mystery Dungeon:Red Rescue Team (I’m Pikachu and my partner is Squirtle).
spice
Oh cool I’ve just found my copy of Red rescue Team
I’m a Persian and my Partner is Raichu (and I apparently beat Kyogre already even though I have no memory of that day)
I have to emulate the game (I got to Silent Chasm before I save stated at the DS Start Screen while trying to load my previous save state, and that pissed me off), but it doesn’t stop me from enjoying it. It’s really fun
Yeah i hate the save and quit cause it won’t keep that forever
Btw, I can only save state because I can’t save normally for some reason
Oh that must be difficult
Yeah, but I make do. Also, the volume doesn’t work for some reason, no matter how much I crank it up
Maybe Rainbow Rocket are like good team rocket people.. it is pretty interesting to think about.
Got this little beauty a few days ago forgot to post https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7c0614c9fcb4e510991b50e76df16a6d4d094407319589a55f6c9a7dc29f2056.jpg
OOH noice
I’m currently mming a wimpod it’s taking slightly longer
Real Cool! (Sorry my phone’s charging so I can’t put my signature Congrats. sign so instead
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TTT
_____ Good Job! (If the post gets screwy its a thumbs up)
Nice, congratulations on your blue rock puppy.
I’m passing the time shiny breeding and playing Mario odyessy
Omae wa mou Shindeiru
Namiste?
Yare yare daze
You’re supposed to say “NANI?!
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7000466ddf8482712c82c4be0f8fa1d08e092647bf3b39b50c97a42dc9a8049b.jpg
Also, I bought this
why
Hey, I’m an avid Digimon fan too (I think that’s the right word). Of course I bought this, I really like Digimon. Also, I’m really excited for Hacker’s Memory, but a bit annoyed that they censored one of the pre-order bonuses
I want this, but don’t have a P2
I think I still have this on Gamecube.
MY SCHOOL IS FINALLY DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THE RAMPANT VAPING ISSUES THANK GOOD
What did they do?!
THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUSPENDING KIDS THEY CATCH DOIN IT
Yay! Finally vape will finally die
*victory screech*
OOOAAAAAGGAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGAAAOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/KKVk-A-gc8o
What are the best 3DS games I can buy that aren’t Pokemon related?
I’ve been playing too much Pokemon and would like to add some variety.
Also not intending to buy a switch anytime soon!
Whaaaat Variety? What even is that. I guess Smash 3ds works
Like anything non pokemon.
I like almost any type of game.
I mean there must be something good right??
You could try some demos from the eShop. That’s how I heard of Bravely Default.
Yup that way I could get a feel of the game before splashing gold on them . Thanks!
Bravely Default and Bravely Second.
Never heard of them.
What kind of games are they??
JRPG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voh6NEpwEVY
Personally I prefer setting the voices to Japanese.
Wow the games look really good. I may pick these up after USUM! Thanks
Yiiiisssssss
Miitopia is always good, if your looking for a similar, but different RPG Yo-Kai watch is a good option, looking for something like an app Angry Birds is always an option (honest to god it was my first 3ds game), PM Sticker Star is a crummy option, Kirby TD or PRb are good options
I’ll look into them. Thanks Kurusu!
Your Welcome
Yes, I love Miitopia. I haven’t gotten the full game, but I played the demo
The game is real fun (I never finished, but it’s real fun seeing your characters) and note it does get a tad repetitive with the walking in levels
Animal crossing new leaf
Ocarina of Time & Majoras Mask
A link Between Worlds
I’ve heard of the Ocarina game. I’ll check them out! Thanks
It’s only generally considered the greatest game of all time 😉
Sounds like I’m missing out ?
Dragon Ball Fusions
Dragon Ball Z:Extreme Butoden
OOT 3D
MM 3D
SSB4
Those are just a few off the top of my head. I would probably say Persona Q, but I’ve never played that (Maybe I should before Persona Q2 comes out)
Thanks Alex. You’ve given me quite a few options. OOT 3D and MM for sure but I’ve never played Dragon Ball Z..ill check them out!
Samus Returns
Thanks star! I shall check that out and the million and one other suggestions!
Good luck to me ?
Kid Icarus Uprising, Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon, A Link Between Worlds, definitely the two 3D Zelda remakes.
I really hope they remake Link’s awakening
3DS is dead though. If they remade it, might be for switch
It’s still got time to bleed our pockets and Link’s Awakening is on my bucket list but the old one is a turn of
Honestly USUM might be the last games I buy for 3DS. All my favorite handheld franchises are moving to Switch (Pokemon, Kirby, probs animal crossing) I would maybe consider buying Emerald or Crystal on VC, but I really hope they just put the fucking VC on Switch. Imagine playing Emerald on VC on the Switch. Ugh, I need it.
Definetly need to check the Zelda games and Kid Icarus. Link Between Worlds sounds interesting too! Thanks!
Story of seasons!!!!!
Thanks. I’ll check it out!
Ngl I got pretty worked up about my team losing an hour ago. It’s not losing it’s the attitude and the fact we’re the best team in the world.
To counter my rage and fury I have purchased these goodies to have whilst watching some anime!
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/94432b5270cf0bc5b34fdbf11a045611ea8c31bb381389f7a0211fd290ab51a3.jpg
…eh?
What’s confusing you Seraph??
It’s the Sheriff!!
A very confused Sheriff
THE CAVEMAN?
HE’S THE SHERIFF!!!
643 moons down and the metro is finished
Time to take a brake then time to get the last of the snow kingdom
You seem to be occupied these days!
I’d call it addicted and goal oriented
I respect that! ✌
Eleven just got even cooler
https://youtu.be/ZE7TS2Rituo
How ironic how I was just talking to my friend about my crush and my friend just abruptly stopped texting only for my crush to post some Instagram post talking about herself… I don’t know how to think
And in case y’all didn’t catch it earlier, thank you all for helping me build confidence to go for it. You guys are a reason I like my lunch periods and a reason I don’t insane from stress and anxiety of life. And for that I truly would like to thank you all 🙂
>w< anytimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pokejungle DnD
Make it happen
I really want to. I have tried several times to make Pokémon DnD, but it always flops on me
Numerous times I’ve wanted to D&D with you asswads
I’m obviously the Warrior or Tank
We need a Mage, Rogue, Ranger and Cleric
I could Cleric
Get ready to heal our boo boos and be blamed if we die
Yo star we need a ranged dps ranger or mage
I wanna be a bard tho
thats kindalike amage though
ugghhh fine you will inspire us with merriment and through the power of jaunty song beefing our bods
So now
Barbarian-Paladin
Mage-Ranger
Rogue
Cleric-Bard
Ugh I hate when the class structure isn’t solid
Sorry but I’m destined to be the best bard ever. My songs will raise your power and we will achieve glory!
You better have a seriously kickass lute
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/a1/37/66/a1376601f1493eefc0b677d26e86887c–female-gnome-gnome-bard.jpg
Oh it most certainly is
Imagine a Pokejungle Mystery Dungeon (this just proved how far I’ve gone down the PMD rabbit hole)
Damn it I wanna make a PJ Dungeon Raiders persona
I have ultimate reserves for Warrior class
Kerusu is our Cleric
Mage, Ranger and Rogue are open
Magic magic range with spec’d for summons or buffs
Ranger physical ranged with traps and or critical damage
Rogue critical strikes and poison status
How about me?
What do you do
Idk, Mage?
You shoot fire or ice from a distance you could either summon living Magic that do the same thing or enchant our weapons
So, does that mean I can create Illusions that can fight or act as shields like a Summoner in FE then?
They serve as additional game pieces and turrets, I’m kinda fudging the rules and you can grant us fiery or icy strikes
I get things like Titan Swing which hits a single opponent for heavy damage, Bullrush which crashes into a row of foes and the powerful Groundbreaker which hits a wide area of enemies and stuns them
What would i fit
Look learn your class boyo, what role to you fulfill
I’m a wild violent meathead who likes hitting things and is used to taking the brunt of the punishment
You a magicy spellslinger or a stabby stabby rogway or are you the healer
Like I’m a kind hearted soul who wishes to cleanse his friends on their quest
I fit a Cleric nicely
Yeah nobody wants to be the healer, nobody
Eeee!!!!! My friend is going to help me out with my problems with the girl
Only one small problem she’s going to help at her birthday party which is an Ice skating party… last time I skated period I screwed up badly. Any of you know if Ice Skating is harder than Roller Skating
I’m not allowed to ice skate
Why not?
Kicking people with skates….just kidding, most ice skates put too much strain on my ankles and they gotta hold my bulk 24/7
Oh that’s a good reason to stay off the Ice
It’s slightly harder, but it also kind of depends on the quality of the ice. Ice skating is harder on my ankles though.
Yeah I almost broke my leg last time I went dollar skating (I learned how at the end, but by then I got thrown at cause the party time ended)
Don’t worry, I’m bad at skating too (In general).This ain’t Yuri On Ice we’re talking about
Yeah it also can’t be too hard
But after talking with my friend I now realize something. If I do become her boyfriend I must become a way less angry or way less of certain bad qualities of me…
I haven’t really seen that side of you. I never really thought you had that (I have ways of thinking of people here, mainly like anime “stereotypes”, I’ve watched so much anime)
I can already feel the regret
Yeah I can be a real bear if I’m in the wrong mood
Did you say bear? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5a64a554237091982c833bd919880a3b8caf0ea13c45eef4d2c81eb4ad96f03.png
Rawr! Oh no my bad sides coming out
*Roaaaaaar!*
Less than 12 hours everyone!
(Also I gotta change this username :P)
Yus!!!
Thank Arceus it’ll be before I go to work
Sadly I gotta wait till like 12-1 because I have lunch then and have Chemistry at 9 a.m. and double lab too
Ugh this ain’t going well
Ok….I’m looking up female barbarians and like 90% of them are redheads
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ed67e5b97775de3b67b130435607932ef5d7bb8b72f346b2bd34ed86ac990b94.png
Back off hussie I’m the Amazon chaser here
Also ever wonder what Drake and Josh and Miranda do these days after their Nick stardom?
I mean DJ must be in their 30s or even their 40s and same for Miranda
Nah I think she’s like mid 20’s to early 30’s
Drake bell actually came to my school and performed during for 11 and 12 graders during the PSAT’s
Lol that’s really weird..
Da fuq? Drake is 31 and Josh is 30. Miranda is 24. You’re def a bit off. Drake voiced Peter/Spiderman on the Ultimate spiderman show. Idk about Josh. Most I know from Miranda is that she plays Margo in the Despicable Me franchise so I imagine that keeps her going.
Josh had a guest appearance in an episode of the big bang theory last season or the season before I think, not sure what else.
Aside from the wedding drama between him and Drake lol
Was it red?
Yeahhh their weatherman dad and Helen were murdered by the freys.
Well the night is dark and full of terrors. They should’ve known.
Def do not feel bad for them!
He has actually a decent career in acting and has made several cameo’s
Oh yeah I just remembered he’s Casey Jones in the recent Ninja Turtles series and also Eddie in the Ice Age movies.
And appears as a cameo in The Wedding Ringer
Josh starred in a show called Grandfathered a few years ago. Drake made a cameo in it too
Speaking of Drake And Josh, I saw someone dress as Crazy Steve on Instagram
Viking ma dude, vikings
Ughhh why is it every time I teleport during a bloodmoon for the one shrine it goes away?!!? This is stupid. And yes, I’ve tried camping outside the shrine and waiting, but I waited well over 30 cycles and nothing.
Oooooooh I member that one
Tis epona sh*t.
Anybody else D&D? We got a Warrior, Mage, Cleric and a Bard, we need a Ranger (which is a bow slinger) and a Rogue aka a Thief
I’m going to be another mage… more along the lines of a psychotic vampiric one though
A Sheriff Mage?
So sorta a chaotic good mageu
Is it a Sheriff Mage?
THE CAVEMAN
HES THE SHERIFF
Nah not this time
🙁
Actually Yknow what I can make it work for memes
Accept me
What is this about D&D?
I haven’t played before but I have always wanted to, I am not sure how we would do it over the internet. Nevertheless, I would be glad if you would accept me as your team’s Rogue.
So that Hartford story made me singlehandely never want to dorm in college
DO NOT DO IT. It was the worst experience of my life.
What Hartford story? Got a link to the story?
google.com
I mean you should be fine as long as you don’t have a psycho bitch as a room mate