The Nintendo Switch is a hot commodity and has exceeded sales expectations across the board. Bloomberg has published speculation by analysts that a new variation of the home console could remove the docking feature and solely be a handheld gaming device.
Citigroup Inc. […] expect the Kyoto-based company to release a smaller version of the Switch in the fiscal year through March 2019, according to analysts including Minami Munakata, Kota Ezawa and Alicia Yap. — Via Bloomberg
Interesting speculation which may mean a lot for Pokémon fans if a main franchise title does indeed end up on the Nintendo Switch.
If there were a handheld-only version though, would it defeat the purpose of the “Switch”? Weigh in below!










Yunoobo has to fucking stop this shit
Wat
I’m trying to do the second divine beast
Oh. I found an island on the map and I’m going to check it out
did you ever find the crab landmass?
I haven’t explored the Goron place yet
well it’s one doozy of a shrine
have fun being burnt alive
Ooooo the Wussy
HE KEEPS RUNNING INTO THE DAMN SENTRIES
So apparently there’s actually billions of Spinda varieties
Not gonna ask for it today, but anyone else think it’d be cool to some day to all post photos of our Spinda?
All i need is Butthead
http://i.imgur.com/Uo03W7H.jpg
Is that yours or a random one? 😮
I am the proud owner of this freak of nature
Cool 😮
(Not mine)
http://archive-media-0.nyafuu.com/vp/image/1472/77/1472777243236.jpg
Naively there’s 2^32, but some variants are visually identical. Powers of two are wonderful things.
You lost me at numbers :p
In all honesty it’s all really interesting, wonder why GameFreak gave it so much though XD
Because the GBA’s native word size was 4 bytes, which is 32 bits, which can hold numbers between 0 and 2^32-1.
I’m glad they changed the mechanics though, originally the pattern was dependant on gender, ability, nature, shininiess etc so it was impossible for certain patterns to be of a certain nature/gender/shininess etc
No because it’s a trash pokemon and all caught spinda should be immediately released
Last shitpost before I hit the hay
GameFreak gave Spinda and Whirlipede BSTs of 360
Low base stats on non-evolvers annoys me. The whole base stat system makes some Pokemon inherantly weak, which goes against the whole ‘all Pokemon can be strong’ philosophy that the anime likes to spout.
When everyone’s strong, no one is.
Types and having different stat balances would still make it interesting, but it would mean taking a cool non-evolving Pokemon into a battle against a stage 3 wouldn’t be doomed to failure.
At least give them a niche then
And Komala’s dex number is 222 (ZZZ) I love when GF does stuff like that
Oh god what
http://i.imgur.com/ZY3AeN9.jpg?fb
That’s…. weird
No need for Mis evo the final is great.
Well this took an unexpected turn
Good fake mon line, though I think the last one’s a bit weak. It doesn’t work that well since the name relies on you knowing that uzumaki is the Japanese word for spiral, which most people won’t, and even then spirals aren’t really known for being ghostly or creepy in Japan. There is a Manga called uzumaki that is a classic work of Japanese Horror, but the spirals in that are meant to be a linked theme in the story with everything evil going on being spiral shaped in some way. If anything I’d expect that the name would more work with a Ramen themed pokemon given uzumaki(I think?) are a common garnish or ingredient served with it.
Pikachu and Raichu’s names rely on people knowing Japanese.
Yeah, and very few people outside of Japan would be able to tell you what their names actually mean. They generally get a huge pass since not only were they part of Gen 1, where localization of certain names could be forgiven for not fully thinking them out, but Pikachu’s the mascot of the series. As far as most of us are concerned it was just a weird made up name that someone came up with and not something that would require advanced knowledge of the Japanese language.
They’re not the only ones though.
Dedenne, Pachirisu, Gogoat, Swanna
I KILLED A PURPLE LYNEL
You are now a mighty Warrior
You now, the one thing I don’t like about Zelda: BotW is that it’s almost too good. I just hold off booting it up again out of fear I’ll be drawn in for hours and neglect my studies. So I haven’t played in two weeks… But I neeeeed it!
http://media.giphy.com/media/gw3MYmhxEv8T52ow/giphy.gif
I really want it but can’t justify buying a console just for one game.
But you don’t buy it for one game, there’s more coming out. It’s like not buying a car because you don’t need it solely to drive from the dealership to your home.
There’s no guarantee that there will be something I like though.
I didn’t buy a Wii U because there was only about 3 games on it that I liked, most of which were remakes of games I owned.
The Switch will be great! Zelda, Mario, Splat2n, Mario Kart, not to mention all of the awesome indie games coming out for it
Not interested in Splatoon, I’ll have to wait and see about the Mario and Mario Kart games.
I don’t have an income so I have to be careful with what I spend.
Steam’s ruined me – if a game costs more than £5 I have to think very carefully, any more than £10 and I have to think very very carefully.
Get if for XC2. Dunno if you’ve played Xenoblade games but you strike me as a guy who would like them.
I’ll wait until it’s released before making any assumptions.
I probably would like it, but even so, I reckon I’d need at least 4/5 guaranteed games before I can justify buying a Switch.
That’s understandable. No point in buying a 300 dollar system to play a couple games. I, on the other hand, am probably going to get like 5 switch games this year alone. xD
siiigh i’ll admit i’ve been doing that with Yooka-laylee
i’ve been in a gaming life crisis
i love the game and vowed to 100% it, but i’ve been so lazy lately
I just accidentally seduced someone… by acting innocent… WHAT IS MY LIFE
now lure him/her into a dark alley
What is your life and can I borrow it briefly (assuming said someone is female).
It was a guy…. and I’m a straight guy… I mean I don’t judge or anything but wtf even is this
I take it back.
It’s unfortunate when that happens.
I just don’t know how me, literally the least appealing person on the planet, seduced someone
Technically it’s not seduction if you’re not trying. Seduction requires intent.
I could attempt to help you with reasoning, but anything I could possibly say would be pure speculation and I might end up causing offense to people by making assumptions.
I see
I dunno, maybe someone else would have a better guess why.
In my eyes all males are unattractive.
True
Eh kind of same here cause to me even the most handsome guy doesn’t compare even close to a standard girl/woman
But not even the best girl compares to an adbot
True
The word google is erotic
Seduced as in you f*cking them? Or seduced as in you spooned them?
And was it in a game? Or real life?
Seduced as in verbally aroused on accident
Oh ok thats not too bad can’t be the most pridefull but not the worst thing to happen
I dunno anymore
Yeah I’d feel uncomfortable about it too
Don’t feel bad about it if it was unintentional.
If I were attracted to a girl and then found out she was a lesbian I would be disheartened but I wouldn’t blame them because that’s just who they are. I’d feel worse if they were heterosexual because that would mean it was me specifically they weren’t interested in rather than my genetics.
I mean I’m just confused in every sense or form
Mt. Laynaru is the most Skyrim thing in this game. The mountain looks so similar to The Throat of the world (as in the stair case leading up to it) and there’s even a dragon at the top
Is it voiced by Charles Martinet?
If only
Oh right Star if you didn’t see it yet under your reveal your absolutely beautiful!!
Oh wow omg thank you so much Kurusu! It was really scary to put myself out there but I was amazed by all the kindness and support.
Well thats what’cha get for being beautiful
Dang it Kurusu stahp being sweet!
But thats my life goal be sweet
So than you can already die happy ;3
Encountering that was one of the coolest experiences so far.
Well my new Sawk & Throh variants here’s why they changed (remember they are based on oni now)
“After wanting a new training method Sawk/Throh left their mountain sanctions to head to city areas, and after seeing the chaos around them they vowed to change them so they mastered the arts of terror now they only appear around darkness and unjust places to terrorize people till change is made, only those of devotion and pure hearts can tame them”
so back to their oni like origins?
Yep
WAIITA SECOND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU LET THEM ON THE STREETS?
Destruction lots of destruction
NO THIS
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/4063c57b4d71b4ae3daa17120b749002c147a4a86299f67e058cac9ac4cc9754_1.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMzkStYuUB8
The doom!!!!! They will allow Elmo to become Arceus!
Quite old by now, but this place needs some SM meme injection.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2a5d904746f2f1875764cb8ffc6fadbe4457bce44bc0dca82518f458ce1e8c55.jpg
Oh simple! Buy Super Repels instead!
Get a Pokemon with Stench
The joke is that Lillie goes around using lots of Max Repels, because she’s afraid of Pokémon and doesn’t want to train them.
Or a Black Flute
You forgot bag price
I will just leave this here. http://orig09.deviantart.net/3d93/f/2017/100/1/7/legendary_pokemon_by_davidbksandrade-db5ao7v.jpg
So I will have a second set of starters in my game, but it’ll be regional variants of previous ones:
– Selosian Decidueye
– Selosian Infernape
– Selosian Blastoise
Try to guess their at least one of their typings 😀
Ghost for Deci
Well.. yes
Guess the other typing though
Ice?
Fire?
Rock?
One of the three
Icee
Infernape – Grass Fighting
Blastoise – Fire Rock
Decidueye – Water Ghost
Nope
Decidueye – Fire Ghost
Blastoise – Grass Rock
Infernape – Water Fighting
Decidueye-Ice Ghost
Infernape-Dragon Fire or Fighting
Blastoise-Steel Grass
ANUS HORSES, on ice
That was incoherant
Aparently before I stopped by for the Ash-Hat-Pikachu event I hadn’t been here since “Happy Holidays From Pokejungle”, which is also the same time Percy Espeon left.
Did anybody else leave around that time?
My spirit
Yikes, what happened to it?
Died
Why?
It just did
Huh. Maybe it’s all related.
~conspiricy~
Here’s something I found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy9hiI1Pfkk
The meaning of musical genius
I was also going to share an amusing song, but I’m worried the presence of Trump and one NSFW line will annoy people so I won’t.
Oh boi
Eh, what the hell, it’s dead in here anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35iFH3a1o2E
It’s a big conspiracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA
https://68.media.tumblr.com/e941991dcba83e2524fdcd51b8c56cee/tumblr_oowsgyp8mA1wo2nuho1_1280.png%5D
I like this guy’s art so much
https://bunblevee.tumblr.com/
what a butter face
Butter than nothing
i mean i like my women with a lot of butter in them
Google-fu powers go!
http://i.imgur.com/QQnnF.jpg
i bought that episode on iTunes specifically because of that
yeah i said it
*Waits until she’s asleep*
*Spreads butter on her face*
*Sneaks off into the sunrise*
uhhhhhh
I just got a Shiny Dhelmise….
http://pre14.deviantart.net/ca92/th/pre/f/2017/034/d/5/shiny3451dhelmiseway_by_shawarmachine-daxqo0r.png
I find it ironic that there are only three Fire/Dragon types and one of those is a tortoise/turtle.
Shiny Dhelmise
Aka the Love Boat
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6a5ac496a8212482011f10e9993f731770fc2741654d6dbbe1031a88adbb11ce.jpg
Total hack but whatever it’s a shiny somebody else didn’t get
I love how it’s literally caught in a fucking Dream Ball XD
love ball
Why the fuck would that be teh ball to put it in
dude love boat
Oooooh right
It’s hacked.
AusLove.TV does videos where he/she (can’t remember which) wonder trades hacked shinies to people.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WonderTrade/comments/4k8gfi/d_who_is_auslovetv_and_whats_the_big_deal/d3cy0al/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_gm_mfelI
Even better:
https://youtu.be/-rO_DpGLaZo?t=39s
Reborn fucking triggers me
:C
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/462/945/a98.jpg
Grinding..
What’s wrong with Pokemon Reborn anyway? (Aside from the terrible dialogue)
The dialogue is part of it
BUT THE GRINDING IS STUPID I MEAN JESUS CHRIST
*hacks save files*
https://thisdata.com/blog/content/images/2016/08/ComputerworldCreditThinkstock.jpg
this will always be my go-to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3mWZxCmEzk
Yes
I googled “Kermit Suicide” for the pun and i can’t stop laughing
https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-24-2015/f46awt.gif
Sad fact:
Suicide is the most common means of death for young males.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/811a3548577591e0afe923b9ef9db1234fe5c80dcf59f339fd60d0f3a9994113.gif
https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/deaths/bulletins/suicidesintheunitedkingdom/2015registrations
http://i.imgur.com/cQHLY6g.gif
I looked up scooby snax and this was the second result
You could say he…
KERmitted suicide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
Honey… that was the joke
http://66.media.tumblr.com/9f39dd8493e3a4621d6cdf5e41f98ecf/tumblr_mjerevlIwz1ru6lvjo1_400.gif
Earthen’s fetish
how… no… why did you find this?
I looked up scooby snax and got a lot of gifs..including this
A) Those are males
B) That may or may not be taken offensively
C) That was a terrible series of Scooby Doo
It’s his fetish tho, the joke still stands
See points A and B
I know
(But he says offensive stuff soooo)
Eh, I’ve never been offended by him.
The only time I remember him actually offending anyone was that one time with the new guy who overreacted to something.
The new guy
Can’t remember his/her name, they just made an account to complain about Earthen and everybody laughed at them because it wasn’t even particularly offensive.
That’s magical
i think i remember, but then again i have plenty of enemies
seriously i should properly catalogue my enemy list
I wish disqus had an actual archiving system so you could go back to old comments easily
definitely would help when i comes to unlisted fakemons and reasons to hate people, or to call them out on their shit
Every non-deleted comment is archived, but it takes forever to look through. It’s easier if you know the user and the rough time they made the comment, but it’s still a lot of digging.
If Disqus has an API someone could perhaps make a web-scraper to make searching easier.
dude, females only
i specifically state i don’t want my wires crossed
Earthen; The shocking electric type specialist
I should punch you for that
Come on Seraph what is wrong with you? He’s the formidable fighting type master!
that’s my other half
He’s always been electric
(Internally groans) that’s it i’m Grounding you
Oh so you’re actually a… Rock type user!
I am you turdbags
I specialize in Ground, Fighting and Rock Types
EARTHEN MADE A FUCKING PUN HOLY SHIT
THERES ONE RIGHT IN HIS PROFILE
where?
Down to earth trainer.
it’s a play on words and double entendre as in “Down to Earth” as in being logical and straightforward and also cleverly stating i use Ground types
Play on words -> pun
Unless I’m imagining things it’s also a sneaky way of trying to attract females. But I could be wrong.
Can confirm. Made my girlfriend and I’s relationship official with a shitty pun
Hrm. I must be terrible at puns.
Pretty sure my puns are having a very harmful effect on it though so maybe don’t rely on them unless you find like… a perfect girl
> Implying there exists a single female out there who might actually be interested in me
*insert hysterical laughter*
and me………
and have said hysterical laughter fade into soul wrenching sobbing
And me!!!
(Same hysterical laughter, sobbing, and the sound of eyes being gouged out)
Well.. that got… strange
https://theartistwayexperience.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/eye2.jpg
“That would be funny, if it weren’t so sad.”
well i am a very very sad lonely man
Do what I did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n450GmN2Yfk
I’m expecting to be single my whole life – they can’t get any lower.
HOLY FUK
it’s the only way this madness couldn’t escalate as much
which goes to show how poor i think when it comes to you asses not pulling this dumb shite on repeat
Repeat….
Roar of time is a dragon move
EARTHEN IS A DRAGON SPECIALIST
I hate you all, i truly without a doubt hate you all….
Hate is a bad word
In Japan dark is the evil type so it is bad
EARTHEN IS A DARK TYPE SPECIALIST
done, i’m out, clearly i am destined to be the butt of this joke, i am done
butt?
as in cigarette butt?
POISON
cigarettes are disgusting and i hope those who smoke them die quickly
So sick of getting headaches every time i catch a whiff of tobacco
I won’t even joke here, cigarettes are actually the thing I hate most…. being an asthmatic…. it is really annoying to deal with
my damn neighbor smokes and i use a window fan at night and IT SUCKS IN THE ODOR EVERY TIME
Murder em
Same, literally as a kid I would hold my breath till I passed by it because I despise the smell
I still do
Escalate… as in get higher up? FLYING TYPE
A thunderpunch
That was point A
Hehe,how do I say this? It might sound a bit crude,but… I got a boner. (Points to whoever gets the reference)
http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Scooby-Doo-GIF-Image-for-Whatsapp-and-Facebook-2.gif
The art style of Scooby Doo always weirded me out
It’s glorious
I’m worried that I’m pretty sure that I know exactly which episode that was.
Which?
The ghost of Captain Cutler
Oh boi